>I was only 24 years old
>I loved Bethsoft so much, I had all the Elder Scrolls and Fallouts
>I pray to Todd Howard every night before bed, thanking him for the Games I've been given
>"Todd is love" I say; "Todd is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a bethdrone
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Creation kits
>I called him a dreamboy
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Todd Howard
>I am so hypetrain
He whispers into my ear "You see that mountain? you can climb it"
>He grabs me with his carpal-tunnel developer hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Todd
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>I barely feel it but I pretend I'm achin for Todd
>I am dissapointed at his artificial length and lack of substance
>I push against his engine limitations
>I want to please Todd
>He sings begin again and cums prematurely, way before I can even climax.
>My dad walks in
>Todd looks him straight in the eyes and says "It just Works"
>Todd leaves through my window
>Todd is love. Todd is life.