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Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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 No.8193

Why are Nexus mod authors such fucking s'wits?

I mean, I know it can get unnerving when their piece of shit mod doesn't work, and people are constantly complaining because they're a useless fuckwit.

But seriously? Responding to people and telling them after they recited the fucking mod page to READ THE MOD PAGE? Then whenever you inform these pompous jackoffs that their mod is fucking things up in the vanilla game, they respond with "it's not my mod! this works fine in my game, hurf durf I'm so retarded!" Yeah s'wit? Well I just unchecked all mods and started Skyrim 200 fucking times, and YOUR mod causes the problem.

Oh, it's not only that. Take Arthmoor for example. That jerkoff has grown such swollen balls from fixing people's problems INVOLVING PAPYRUS ERRORS, that he demands if people report papyrus errors on his mod, he reserves the right to ignore, remove or report. Yet when people ask things, he just responds with quick one liners, basically shifting the blame and telling people to fuck off and leave him alone, in as toned down words as he can manage on that Thalmor moderated site.

Granted, it must be frustrating when Dark0ne's dipshit mod team keep banning the good mod authors who didn't come out with sexual fucking anything, and then circumvent the bad mod authors that never updated their popular mod and now everybody's computer is blowing up. Yes, the Nexus mods are fa­ggots! (Especially Buddha, fuck that guy. I hope someone comes along and rapes him with a barbed wire stick) I know, I know. HORSE s'witS is an important mod, and how dare I criticize it. My Little Pony dragon replacers is such a fantastic .. fuck me, I can't be sarcastic.

 No.8194

>>8193

What brought upon this rant, good fellow?


 No.8196

>>8194

The sheer amount of CTDs I get, then finding that mod authors are already responding to people with "it's not me, it's you". Papyrus will tell you the mod's fucking up your game, but then you have disinformation a­ssholes going around saying "duh gaem crashes before you can get a log hurr hurr do not trust puhpayrus". Yeah, and telling people to reinstall Skyrim most of the time instead of actual help, most of which can be done with the console. Mod reviews of awesome mods, but you come to find out the mod's taken down because it's similar to another game. Mother fuckers, there is game copy mod shit all over the Nexus. THERE'S MY LITTLE FAG­GOT PONY FOR FUCK'S SAKES. Other times, the mod's fucking fantastic, you want to contact the author, they're fucking banned. Texture replacer mods with .esp's, douche bags! Heavy mods with .esm's, master files, really? Those obnoxious pieces of shit play havok with the load order. You can't move them around if shit fucks up. Primarily, it's restoring Skyrim constantly. Losing high level characters. It's like I nutted in a woman and brought up the children she shot out of her snatch, but then one day she tells me she had to murder the kids. I put care and effort into that LIFE that I brought into the world, that fucking bitch!


 No.8200

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OP here. I can't believe this is second below the three stickied posts. STILL. Fucking people would rather play some piece of shit modern game that looks like as­s compared to my Skyrim. Look at how dead this board is, and look at how DEAD Nexus forums are. The fucking site itself is choking and dying right now. Most shit you can't even load! You can make posts in Skyrim General, Modding or Troubleshooting and fucking NOTHING. My Skyrim looks like next gen graphics, meanwhile fa­ggots are playing GTA V and Mortal Kombat X.


 No.8202

Skyrim is shit-awful and so are the people that play it, it only follows that the people that mod it would be shit-awful too.


 No.8204

The pony fetchers have spread to the oblivion nexus now.


 No.8207

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>>8202

Skyrim is fucking awesome. It's just too bad fa­ggots like you can't figure out what to download to make it awesome. Mine looks smooth as silk, and I deleted all saves, then ran LOOT before starting a fresh game. Ran LOOT every time I installed a new mod. Made sure load order was rearranged back just in case, with Wrye Smash. I know how to tell exactly what's causing the CTD from a shitty mod 90% of the time. That's called Papyrus Log Viewer. My problem is with the fucking community. Bunch of selfish pricks who want what they want, and nothing else. They'll act like they're fucking experts, talking about modified cells and shit. But at the end, they're just complete morons spreading disinformation.


 No.8208

>>8207

Calling something related to Skyrim a Log Viewer certainly makes sense considering the game is a gigantic turd.

>Skyrim is fucking awesome

>download things to make it awesome

>Skyrim isn't awesome by default

I'll put that on the list of reasons it's inferior to Morrowind. At least you aren't playing Oblivion, cunt.


 No.8209

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>>8208

Ni­gger, calling a man a cunt is the same as calling a woman a douchebag. We're only going to laugh at how fucking retarded you are. Skyrim is awesome because it has the largest community of modders making awesome, with a bunch of fa­ggots in the mix making shit worse, but Nexus mods have their heads so far up their own ass they don't do anything about CTD heavy mods. I played Morrowind to the end when I was younger, then I played Oblivion. Why are you so hard up on Morrowind anyway? You one of those hipsters who wears NES shirts, flannel sweaters and black framed glasses?


 No.8210

>>8209

>Skyrim players

>Men

This cunt, though.

>Morrowind

>the end

There will never be an end. The universe itself will die and Morrowind will remain as it is, and it will be glorious.


 No.8211

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>>8210

Mother fucker, are you trying to appear even more retarded? I just told you about that cunt thing. I liked Morrowind when it came out, up to a point. There were those obnoxious fucking Cliffracers, but at least I never had CTDs. I got to the point where my vampire could jump across the fucking map like Morpheus. High levels, way too overpowered. It got dull. At least with Skyrim, there are leveled enemies that actually pose a challenge on higher difficulties. My mages of Skyrim could run circles around the shitty magics those fa­ggots in Morrowind had. You seem like you're stuck too far in the past, Wizard. All sitting in your basement, bitching about women being succubus and crying about the old days of TES.


 No.8212

>>8211

I liked you more before you came out, cunt. Once you went full pride-parade Skyrimfag you went to shit completely.

>Being a vampire AND liking Skyrim

Kek. Above and beyond all plebs that have ever plebbed into the heights of plebeianism.


 No.8213

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ITT:


 No.8217

How is it that people are bypassing the word filters? The word "F aggot" is supposed to filter to "fetcher".

It still works on my end but not others.


 No.8221

>>8217

Faggot

Nigger

Nazi


 No.8227

>>8221

Testing:

fetcher

n'wah

Thalmor


 No.8228

>>8227

Well done, newfag.


 No.8230

>>8227

Fаggot


 No.8232

Testing word variations >>

all lowercase, capitalized, ALL CAPS

fetcher, fetcher, fetcher

n'wah, n'wah, n'wah

Thalmor, Thalmor, Thalmor


 No.8233

>>8232

They all work on my end. Must be browser related or just a minor glitch. I don't know.

Also what word filters to s'wit?


 No.8238

>>8233

Neither. Faggot.


 No.8240

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>>8233

>>8232

think, man, think


 No.8249

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>>8212

I was talking about Skyrim in the first post, you mental midget. Vampire in Skyrim? Fuck no. I was talking about Morrowind. Skyrim has those ugly ass forced Buffy vampire faces and bugged out vampire shit.

>>8217

alt + 0173


 No.8254

>>8249

I know you were on about being a vamp in Morrowind. I'm on about you being a vamp at all, in any game. Because vampires are for faggots

>Handholding outlanders

Vampire animu skyrim-fucking cancer SCUM.


 No.8285

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>>8254

>What is Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines


 No.8289

>>8285

A god-awful game.




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