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>Seyda Neen on Vvardenfell.
>In Skyrim, Morthal
>Winterhold, if I didn't starve
SHOR'S BONES BOY! THOSE ARE QUITE HONESTLY THE WORST CHOICES ANYONE COULD MAKE! MORTHAL IS A BACK-WATER BOG DWELLER CLAY AND POSSIBLY IMPERIAL LOYALIST TOO, I WAS ONCE THERE AND THIS ORC SAVAGE SANG IN THE TAVERN WITH HIS GUTTURAL ELF-BEAST VOICE, IT WAS SO AWFUL I COULD NOT BEAROF MARKARTH TO BE THERE ANYMORE AND HAD TO PERFORM UNHOLY RITUAL SO THE DARK BROTHERHOOD WOULD STOP THE ORC FROM DEFILING ANCIENT SCALDIC TRADITIONS.
I GET IT, YOU ARE NOT FOND OF PEOPLE, YES? SPECIALLY FOREIGNERS? THOSE FILTHY FOREIGNERS WITH THEIR IMPERIAL AFFECTATIONS WHO COME AND GO THROUGH NORD CITIES AND POLLUTE OUR CULTURE WITH THEIR MILK-DRINKING. PROBABLY IMPERIAL SPIES THE LOT OF THEM.
MAYBE YOU DO NOT LIKE BIG CITIES EITHER, YES? THEN WHY DON'T YOU CHOOSE SMALL TRUE NORD VILLAGES WITH RICH HERITAGE AND ACTUAL TRADE ROUTES? THERE IS A COZY VILLAGE IN THE RIFT CALLED IVARSTEAD; MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT? IT IS LAST STOP BEFORE HIGH HROTHGAR. TRUE NORD VILLAGE SITTING AT THE FOOT OF KYNE'S SACRED MOUNTAIN.
ONLY TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE GO THROUGH IVARSTEAD: TRUE NORD PILGRIMS WHO CLIMB THE SEVEN THOUSAND STEPS TO LEAVE SUPPLIES FOR GREYBEARDS AND SUPPORT THE STORMCLOAKS QUIETLY; AND TRUE NORD DRAGONBORN WHO WALK SEVEN THOUSAND STEPS TO TRAIN WITH GREYBEARDS IN THE WAY OF THE ANCIENT NORD ARTS AND SUPPORT STORMCLOAKS SHOUTING LOUDLY.
NOW, IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE CRAVEN, DECADENT IMPERIAL PROVINCE, THERE IS ONLY ONE TOWN YOU WILL FIND THAT IS NOT ENTIRELY TAINTED BY MEDE DECADENCE, AND THAT TOWN IS CALLED BRUMA. LET'S JUST SAY THAT THEY HAVE FINE MEAD AND FINE YOUNG LASSES WHO KNOW HOW TO TREAT A TRUE NORD. GOOD PLACE IF YOU DO NOT MIND THE OCCASIONAL CYRODIILIC ACCENT PESTERING YOU AT THE TAVERN.
IF YOU INSIST ON GOING TO VVARDENFELL, BE SURE TO AVOID CONTACT WITH THE TREACHEROUS DARK ELVES AND THEIR DISGUSTING BUG-EATING WAYS,YOU MUST GO TO A PLACE SHELTERED FROM THE GREY MENACE AND THEIR UNHOLY WITCHERY. I KNOW THIS VILLAGE WAY UP NORTH CALLED DAGON FEL. ANY TRUE NORD LIKE YOURSELF SHOULD FEEL RIGHT AT HOME IN SPITE OF THE CONSTANT THREAT OF LOUD SKY-VERMING KNOWN AS CLIFFRACER, BY SHOR I HATE THE DAMNED THINGS.