Welcome!
Hello to all dank meme-making people! I welcome you to my board, /testingtest/.
If you want to learn more about this shit, click here for more information: http://8ch.net/testingtest/about.html
If you break all the rules in this board, you get b&.
Thank you!
Update: CAPTCHA Verification
I enabled CAPTCHA just in case some faggots come over here and spam all over the place. No one will ever be happy with this, not even robots!
This was only just an update for the board. Not a major one, but a minor. See you in the next update.
Working on fanfic
Hi, /testingtest/. So I'm working on a fanfic about the EB Games Employee x Little King John, and I need your help. I've only completed 3 chapters, and I need all your suggestions! Thanks.
FUCK BEES
It's hip to fuck bees
It's hip to fuck bees
I like my bees in fuck suits, I fuck bees on TV
I'm fucking bees most everyday, and fucking bees
They tell me that it's good to fuck bees, but I fuck bees
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
It's hip to fuck bees
It's hip to fuck bees
It's hip to fuck bees
So hip to fuck bees
Fuuuuck. Beeeeeeeeeeees. (x13)
It's not to hard to fuck bees, you see it everyday
And those that were the farthest out have fuck bees
You see bees on the freeway, it don't look like a lot of fuck
But don't you try to fuck it, a bee whose time has come
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Take it from me
It's hip to fuck bees
It's hip to fuck bees
It's hip to fuck bees
So hip to fuck bees
Tell 'em, boys
Bees, bees, and everywhere
Bees, bees, so hip to fuck bees
Bees, bees, and everywhere
Bees, bees
Bees, bees, and everywhere
Bees, bees, so hip to fuck bees
Bees, bees, and everywhere
Bees, bees
Bees, bees, and everywhere
Bees, bees, so hip to fuck bees
Bees, bees, and everywhere
Bees, bees
Bees, bees, and everywhere
Bees, bees, so hip to fuck bees
Bees, bees, and everywhere
Bees, bees
AMA
Hi. I'm Bob. Ask me anything here by replying to this thread! I'll let all of you guys know when I'm done.
The Full Flight Plan
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelheer, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyeu, Virs Juan, Tatahk, Getzda Stae, Onmai Aircraft, Wu Pait, Yuu Tugrab, Dr. Pavel, Hee, Iddent, Flai Sogud, Wu Wan, Stu Trainex, Telmi Abaut, Bane, Waidus Hi, Werda Mask, Lotta Lo'yadee, Thor, Ahyred Gunn, Ad Lee, Stu Kantalc, Wu Aryu, Ifai Pult, Thad Doff, Will Yudai, Yura Biggai, Wash Geddinn-Kaugt, Partov Yurplann, Welka Ngradu, Lationsyu Gotursilf Kat, Sir, Nauwats Thenex, Tstep Inur, Masturp Lan, Noe, Thiskan Be'apinig, and Iminch Argeheer.
Need help of getting rid of my obsession
I, Sir John, have a confession to make for you fellow friends at /did you really have toingdid you really have to/.
I have an intense feeling of deep affection over a dumpling of starchy plant tuber containing dough. This may be known as the so-called "potato knishes". I eat them almost each day for meals and I have no idea how to get rid of my obsession with knishes.
I also have a deep feeling for little black squash balls and centipedes.
Please help me, /did you really have toingdid you really have to/. I cannot stand this. Not even Mr. Sneezy, my pet.
Thanks, folks.
R.I.P. Bateman
Is Bateman dead? Is he fucking bees? Why the hell would that happen to poor Patrick? It's hip to be square.
Feel Thread
>tfw homeless and screams
Favorite anime?
Mine is Cory in the House.
You don't get to bring spam.
Dr. Pavel, I'm SPAM.
gnark gnark
Plane Scene to Text
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"Ｄｒ． Ｐａｖｅｌ， Ｉ＇ｍ ＣＩＡ."
What character from the plane scene would you have a blowjob with and why? For me, I want a blowjob with CIA because he's sexy as fucking hell.
You can't see the dubs. My time is now.
Will Pavel ever say anything? All he clearly says is "nothing". When will he? When?
whatever you want
Where is Pepe?
Where are all of the sad frogs, you guys? There is only one thread about posting rare ones, but all we need is some more. I can't take it anymore and I'm already sad just like Pepe. Please help me, and make the Pepe meme rise.
Tell me about CIA! Why is he full of anger?
Math Thread
Okay, anyone with the same tripcodes. Let's talk math. What's 2 + 2?
HE is dead.
HE died for your sins.
HE cummed in spurts and made HIM explode into pieces.
Rest in pHEace, HE.
Dr. Pavel, we're CIA.
Anthony Fantano's Review on the Plane Scene (LEAKED)
"Hey there, everyone. Anthony Fantano here, the internet's busiest music nerd, and today, we're going to do something different. The actual MC Ride of Death Grips told me to review this, and that is the plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises.
I've always been into Batman, and he's one of the successful 'superheroes' of all-time. But, the different thing is that this plane scene isn't actually Batman's first appearance, but Bane's. No one cared who Bane was until he put on the mask.
Anyways, the plane scene first shows a dark blue or green car that appears to be a 1985 Mitsubishi Pajero, according to a wiki I found. Inside it, we see Barsad and an old man named "Dr. Pavel", which are fictional characters I don't even know about. And we also see three hooded men, and one appears to be Bane. Weird.
Moving on, we see a CIA agent, which made tons of image parodies and memes. The CIA agent is being portrayed by Aidan Gillen, and he also played the role as Littlefinger in the Game of Thrones. He seems like a pretty cool dude, and I feel like meeting him, but I'm still doing a review on the plane scene, so it doesn't matter.
The first thing he says is 'Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA'. This line is confusing for me and UUUU, but it makes sense since this agent works for the CIA. Also, some of the lines don't make any sense, like 'He wasn't alone' and 'You're a big guy — for you'.
The operation they are doing now doesn't allow friends, as said by the agent, and Dr. Pavel assumes that Barsad and the other people are not his friends. We're just going to skip this, because I want to see the operation.
As we can see, the operation is appearently something about shooting a man before throwing one out of a plane, like what CIA is going to do right now. The two hooded men are here because they've done something wrong, like paying to grab Dr. Pavel and having a lot of loyalty for a 'hired gun'.
Bane finally starts to speak about the operation, which is to shoot a man before throwing one out of a plane, as I already said a minute ago. He is the one to talk and he gets to stay in the aircraft.
'No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask', he says. Also, this awkward conversation with CIA and Bane became a meme, known as 'Baneposting'. Thanks, /tv/.
Anyways, pulling off Bane's mask would be extremely painful. 'You're a big guy' and 'for you' was meant to be a intoned version of 'I'm a big guy for you', as said by Tom Hardy in a Reddit AMA. After many lines, Bane says that this plane is going to crash….. With no survivors!
The scene shows four unknown paratroopers breaking out of a plane and shooting men with their guns. The CIA agent gets punched by Bane, and he gets trapped onto a pile of soldiers. After, the hooded men takes their hoods off, and the second hooded man is considered as a 'brother' by Bane. Bane starts the fire, and the fire starts to rise, not.
After the movie has been released and the scene was leaked onto YouTube, the scene has made lots of memes, including the 'for you' line.
I'm feeling a strong 10 out of 10 for this scene. It's a big scene for you."
Will CIA ever call Ittin?
A Love Story
When I was only 4 years old, I loved the Batman series so much that I had all the merchandise, toys, and even the comics. I loved the villains, I love the Joker, I love Bane, and most of all, I love Batman.
Batman felt like a hero to me, and he's just like me. I have the same personality as him, and I always wished to be a superhero when older.
But sadly, that didn't happen. Being a superhero isn't actually a real job. When I heard that, I cried and my dreams didn't come true. I thought that I have failed Batman, and I felt sorry for him. I used to think he's real, but no, he's actually a fictional character.
Speaking of Batman, I didn't own all the Batman movies. I only owned one, and it's called "The Dark Knight Rises". That movie has to be my favorite, because it's not just Batman or Bane, but it's one thing. It's the plane scene.
The plane scene had characters that also have my personality, like Barsad (most of the people call him "Masketta"), Hooded Man #2, Bane, and Dr. Pavelheer. But none of these people are my favorite characters in the plane scene, all I really love the most in the plane scene is CIA, also known as "Aidan Gillen".
Why do I love CIA, though? Is it because of his emotions, his personality, him being in charge? Yes. All of those things are what I love, and this is why CIA is my favorite character. Even though he got killed, I still love him.
After years, when I was 44 years old, I saw a dark blue car pass by, and it appears to be a 1985 Mitsubishi Pajero. It looked familiar, and even the person who's driving it. I became curious and I followed the car. When I got close, I went onto the back of the car, and no one noticed me.
After 4 minutes and 4 seconds, the car finally stops, but it parked somewhere in Eastern Europe. I realized I am now in Uzbekistan, and I wondered why. I jumped off the car silently, and I noticed that I'm actually in the plane scene!
I was so happy, and I wondered where CIA is. So, I looked at the right, and there he is. He was gripping his belt like in the plane scene. After I looked, he looked at me straight in the eyes. I was confused and I said "What?". I thought it's part of a movie, but it's actually real.
I ran to him and I said tons of things, like saying that I'm his biggest fan, saying that I love him, and other stuff. CIA smiled and said "Well congratulations, you got yourself caught." I was laughing and I clapped, saying "Bravo, CIA!"
After, everything went normal and now everyone is acting like the characters from the plane scene. The place I'm in IS the plane scene, so I think that makes sense. Of course, CIA does his greeting. The greeting is "Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA", and he gives his briefcase to Masketta. I listened to everything everyone said, until CIA calls it in. I'm now allowed to get in, and CIA is commanding me to. Before I went in, he touched my shoulder, and I looked at him.
Pepe Appreciation Thread
Do you have a rare Pepe? Show me and you'll see. Here are the rules:
1. NO NORMIES, REEEEEEEE
2. Only become original. But if you collected one, that's fine.
3. Keep hopping and hopping, boys!
Do you guys feel in charge?
I can't believe this board almost has over 100+ threads. Only everyone, including me, has the same tripcodes and this board is just fucking pointless. You need to stop posting here because this is for fags like you and me, despite the name. You're all faggots here.
You're also fucking gay you assholes. I hope you die in a hole and forget what you've done in this board. You've done everything wrong. EVERYTHING.
>lel dank memes lololol xD
>yee bluster fan XXX porn rule 34
THESE KIND OF EXAMPLES DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN 8CHAN. You only belong in hell, where Satan lives. You're hotheads in disguise. HOTHEADS. Hotheads who ruin Baneposting. RUINING BANEPOSTING. This is really bad and I hope you die in a fire.
— OP
Yee.
Tell me about Dr. Pavel! Why does he play the violin?
DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK, BIATCH?
JUST
JUST
Woah, hey guys, welcome to EB Games.
Is MC Ride God, or the meaning of life?
Have you seen Costanza?
To play this game, you must determine a location on where he's at. I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Would you like to fuck CIA and why?
Motivation from Me
DO IT!! JUST, DO IT!!
mods are asleep
post fandango
HE
HE
Favorite misheard lyric from Death Grips?
I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM, I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE
quack
quack
R34
You know you want to see it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is a benevolent board!
I gotta say — this board makes tons and tons of money like my barrel factory! I'm rich and this board is as well! I love you all!