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 No.227[Reply]

I come with good tidings of potential mascots!

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 No.461

>>460

Now you guys just need to update your CSS.


 No.485

>>461

>>459

bordoner pls


 No.497

>>459

is it dawn? that's some awfully harsh lighting


 No.503

>>283

THANK YOU TEXAS-CHAN!


 No.525

/texas/-chan really helped out /monster/ in the icup against /christian/. Thanks for raising her right, /texas/.




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 No.495[Reply]

I miss when /texas/ was a rainbow clusterfuck.

This sucks, it's boring as hell here.

 No.517

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All the fun in Texas happens offline.


 No.518

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>>517

Sad but true


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 No.520[Reply]

Driving in the left lane

 No.521

>speeding, but then not pulling up to the line to make the light change




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 No.482[Reply]

I hope you enjoy finding out that your city is a syrian refugee city, courtesy of Obama. I sure enjoyed finding out that mine was. 1 in Abilene, 3 in Amarillo, 3 in Austin, 1 in Corpus, 4 in Dallas, 1 in El Paso, 4 in Fort Worth, 6 in Houston, and 1 in San Antonio.

https://www.scribd.com/document_downloads/direct/280725813?extension=pdf&ft=1447529085&lt=1447532695&user_id=300593503&uahk=WWD7TEDCI2sXmVSOP4QsMxDqGrI

https://archive.is/74cr5

>Texas centers and refugee centers:

IRC

TX-IRC-02: IRC - Abilene

Address: 3303 North Third Street, Suite D

Abilene, TX 79603

Phone: 325-675-5643 Fax: 325-675-5487

CWS

TX-CWS-05: Refugee Services Of Texas, Inc

Address: 1101 Fritch Highway

Amarillo, TX 79108

Phone: 806-381-0099 Fax: 806-356-9094

LIRS

TX-LIRS-08: REFUGEE SERVICES OF TEXAS, AMARILLO OFFICE

Address: 1101 Fritch Highway

Amarillo, TX 79108

Phone: 806-381-0099 Fax: 806-356-9094

USCCB

TX-USCCB-01: Catholic Charities of the Texas Panhandle

Address: 200 South Tyler St (P.O. Box 15127)

Amarillo, TX 79105-5127

Phone: 806-376-4571 x236 Fax: 806-345-7947

CWS

TX-CWS-03: Refugee Services Of Texas

Address: 500 E. St Johns Ave

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 No.483

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2 within 15 minutes of my home. Garland sucks enough already, at least where I am, and it's just going to get worse.


 No.499

>>483

Isn't Garland where those two kebabs tried to shoot up the Mohammed art gallery and got killed after giving one of the guards a minor injury? If these Muslims are anything like the ones from before, you probably won't have to worry about anything.


 No.516

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>6 in Houston




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 No.500[Reply]

Texas Secession Resolution Passes GOP Committee

The Lone Star State will find out on Saturday just how eager its Republicans are to reconstitute the Republic of Texas.

A state GOP committee in Austin passed a secession resolution on Friday that will require a full-party vote on Saturday. The non-binding measure would gauge the desire among state Republicans to secede.

“If the federal government continues to disregard the constitution and the sovereignty of the State of Texas, the State of Texas should reassert its status as an independent nation,” the measure reads, the Chronicle reported Friday.

State Republican Executive Committee member Tanya Robertson of Galveston and Brazoria counties introduced the resolution due to constituents’ demands.

… …

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in 1861 that secession is illegal, and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia wrote to a citizen on the issue in 2006, “If there was any constitutional issue resolved by the Civil War, it is that there is no right to secede. (Hence, in the Pledge of Allegiance, ‘one Nation, indivisible.’),” the Wall Street Journal reported.

Pro-secession Texans would likely prepare its citizens for the federal government’s reaction by citing the Declaration of Independence, signed July 4, 1776.

“Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.”

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 No.511

>>510

>not already living in texas


 No.512

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 No.513

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Got an email from the TNM today. Here's the important bits:

>Today is the deadline for the petition campaign to get a vote for Texas independence on the March Primary ballot. We did not hit our goal.

>We had a legal requirement to physically collect a minimum of 66,894 signatures, in the manner prescribed by law, verify that each of those signatures is from a legal Texas voter, notarize each form and receive them in the TNM HQ by December 12th to submit them by legal deadline of December 14, 2015.

>As of December 12th, we had identified 138,348 uncollected and unsubmitted signatures in the field with new supporters still flooding in through the website all vowing to see this fight through to the end.

>You will want to tune in this Wednesday (12/16) to our live stream that will include a detailed wrap up of our 2015 accomplishments as well as specific information on how all of this impacts our next steps in 2016.

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 No.514

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>>513

>needed 66,894

>got 138,348

>"We did not hit our goal."


 No.515

>>514

They had to physically collect, verify, and notarize the signatures. The 138,348 signatures were online and didn't actually count according to texas law.




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 No.441[Reply]

HELL YEAH

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 No.479

HELL YEAH


 No.489

heck yes.


 No.504

okay


 No.505

WHAT?


 No.506

HELL YEAH




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 No.486[Reply]

namefag0 kill yourself

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 No.491

texas sucks dick


 No.492

>>491

THIS


 No.493

only gays live in texas


 No.494

>>493

THIS


 No.498

>>493

If that was true, then you would fit right in.




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 No.440[Reply]

God Bless Texas

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 No.445

>>443

empire requires an emperor. we have separation of powers.


 No.446

>>445

Changing emperors every four years doesn't mean you're free.


 No.457

>>446

no, but congress, the senate, and the supreme courts do.


 No.472

>>457

figureheads


 No.487

>>440

>kilgore

>non nigger

Nice




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 No.484[Reply]

https://archive.is/nqhOB

Greg Abbot says no to allowing "refugees" in, but how many are already here?

Obongo let in 10 thousand "refugees" into new orleans and they're free to go wherever.



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 No.481[Reply]

Think 'bout a place that's hot as hell

'Bout drier than the bottom of a dried-out well

And I think ya know what Texas means to me

Ain't got no money, ain't got no jobs

The banks are all too poor to rob

And I'd like to say one thing 'fore I leave

Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.

Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.

Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath

Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!

I work'd my fingers to the bone

But I knowed I wrote some pretty good songs

'Til I drew the wrath of the Texas LCB

They jerked my tunes off the honky-tonk

With a bullshit list of 'do's and 'don't's

They lock'd 'em up, and throw'd away the key.

Well, fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.

Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.

Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath

Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!

Well, I'm headed for the border line

Anyplace else'll be just fine

As long as there's a job and a decent place to sleep

Get up each mornin' with my ass-a-flexin'

And give birth to yet another Texan

And write a song as he slips between my cheeks!

So, fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.

Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.

Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath

Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!

Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.

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 No.458[Reply]

>It begins

http://www.sacurrent.com/Blogs/archives/2015/03/06/exclusive-ivy-taylor-proposes-office-of-diversity-and-inclusion

>six months later

http://www.sacurrent.com/Blogs/archives/2015/08/26/ivy-taylor-follows-through-with-promise-to-hire-head-of-new-diversity-office

>millions of dollars spent on opening this office

>six figure salary for Bains to hear complaints from self-mutilated crazies who think they're the opposite gender

SAN FRANTONIO YES

 No.462

We need to establish a cordon; it seems Austin can't contain the bastards.


 No.463

>>462

Just hold out for a few more months until the TNM's petition happens and we secede. If that doesn't scare off the Commiefornians, I don't know what will.


 No.478

Even Google Fiber is targeting SA.

I'm not sure if this bodes well




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 No.467[Reply]

>UK Brendan Fraser

>tries to be reasonable

>focus is on the plot, less on the drama

>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things

>US Brendan Fraser

>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating ex-wives like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his films are from UK BF, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)

>JUST

>Afton blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the men should pay at any given month

>feels like reality TV

Why are U.S Brendan Fraser films so terrible?

 No.468

Why are you posting this on a board about texas?


 No.469

I get that this board is slow, but who is Brendan Fraser and how is he relevant to /texas/?


 No.477

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 No.475[Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.4574747



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 No.474[Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.46646456



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 No.464[Reply]

''Wendy Davis made national headlines in 2013 for filibustering anti-abortion legislation in the Texas Senate. Now the former Democratic state senator is poised for more national attention as the inspiration for a dramedy series in development at NBC.

jennifercecilWritten by Jennifer Cecil, the untitled project centers on a female Democratic senator who, after losing the Texas governor’s race, gets her world turned upside down. In the vein of The Good Wife, while she pieces her pride back together, she goes to work in the law firm of her best friend — a black male Republican — and discovers that with no political future to protect, she can unshackle her inner badass.

Cecil and Davis executive produce alongside Sue Naegle via her Naegle Ink banner and Karen Sherwood. Universal TV is the studio.

A Harvard-educated lawyer, Davis represented District 10 in the Texas Senate from 2009-15. She made national news in June 2013 when she staged an 11-hNBC Logo Newour filibuster to block a Senate bill imposing major new restrictions on abortions. The filibuster, which drew support from President Obama, was successful, but the bill ultimately passed. The move made Davis a political star, leading to a run for governor last year, which she lost in the general election. Since then, Davis had been working on a new women’s equality initiative targeting millennials.

Former Private Practice executive producer/co-head writer Cecil is an an executive producer on NBC’s upcoming medical drama Heartbreaker. Her résumé also includes stints as a co-executive producer on AMC’s Hell On Wheels and CBS’ Hostages.

Davis and Cecil are repped by UTA.''

deadline.com/2015/10/wendy-davis-inspired-tv-series-texas-senator-nbc-1201571017/

 No.466


 No.473

why not?




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