No.192476
>all these shit humes and gay elves shitting up this board
I want the weakling turds to leave.
No.192477
>>192476
Also gnollfags gtfo
No.192481
No.192482
>>192477
You had one month
Now it's our turn
Runts
No.192500
>>192476
Come back when you can beat me, green faggots.
No.192507
>>192500
In a moment. Let me just finish sodomizing and eating your offspring.
No.192511
>>192507
Gnolls do that too. Can't we really be friends?
No.192513
>>192500
Oy! Git off da thred, 'umie git!
No.192535
I find d purtrael uv baby orcs in the nu Worcraft movie to b frikkin stoopid
No.192574
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>>192500
Hello, fellow 'umies
I am also a 'umie
No.192577
>>192477
Come talk to me when you can tell which of your gods is which.
No.192580
>>192537
ogres are just fatter orks
No.192581
>>192577
Com' talk ta me when you'z not a furry.
No.192582
>>192577
Der's Gork, den Mork, AN' DEY BOTH SMASHIN' YER GIT FACE, YOU 'AIRY GROT!
No.192586
>>192577
>>192582
YOU'ZE GITZ,
Gork is dah god of fighten cunnin
and mork is dah god of cunnin fighten
Now zog off bot'a youz
No.192592
>>192586
You stinkin' git, it's da 'udda way round! Mork is brutally cunnin', an' Gork is cunninly brutal. Pretty straightforward theological distinction, dat is.
No.192596
>>192535
>videogame movie
I can't wait to never see it.
No.192597
>>192595
OI YOU BOYZ WE GOT SOME OOMIES 'ERE.
W'OS U; FOR A FIOGHT
No.192600
>>192592
>>192586
LOOK 'ERE YOU PAIR OF DUMB GITZ
I GOTZ ME ORK CO-DECKS IN FRONT 'A ME 'ERE AN' IT SEZ DAT GORK IZ BRUTAL BUT KUNNIN' AN' MORK IZ KUNNIN' BUT BRUTAL
NOW SHUT UP 'FORE I HAZ TA KNOCK SUM TEEF OUT YER 'EADZ
No.192607
>>192595
Me gob wen 'umies fink Orkz iz eva beat'n in battul
No.192609
>>192592
It actually is. Mork is so cunning he seems brutal. Hence he is clearly the more goblin like one as goblin are sneak, deceptive and cunning and through his cunning he is brutal. Gork is horribly brutal and his brutality is quite cunning in that he will likely take any advantage he can to brutalize and massacre his enemies, hence making him the more orc-like of the two. I'm also certain that both are the only true beings born without mortal intervention and thus the only natural deities of the Warhammer universe as they perfectly embody the chaotic and warring aspects of the setting.
Signed Orc-Sympathizer.
No.192610
No.192613
>>192609
>callin' mighty Mork a grot
dat'z zoggin 'eresy right dere dat iz
No.192618
>>192609
That implies Mork to be the lesser of the two. He isnt since Mork represents the ork's intuitive intelligence, mostly in warbosses and meks and weirdboyz. Or was that Gork? Either way both equally represents what it means to be orky
No.192619
>>192614
>tfw Orks used to have the occasional chaos mob.
I haven't forgotten my Nurgle Orks.
No.192620
>>192613
Mighty Mork is purty wimpy lookin compared to Mighty Gork. It make pretty good sense. Also dont be treatin' our grot bruddas like 'umies.
No.192621
>>192614
>>192619
Dis 'ere is wat dem 'umies call "'ERESY"
Orkz don' need no chaos git to fight and win, orkz is MADE fer fightin' and winnin!
No.192622
>>192595
>>192500
getta load o' deez 'umies
No.192625
>>192614
>Two pitchas
>Only one skull between them
>Matchin' ooniforms
>Marching in formation.
>Battle flags
>No skull racks or tribal totems
Dat's sum poncy 'umie shit roight dere. Bet you grots even aim and fings. Downroight un-orky, dat lot is. Wotz wrong wit' dis generation? Wot would Gazghkull Thraka think?
No.192626
>>192618
he aint the lesser. he just happen to look like a goblin, but dat dont make him no grot. Goblins was once great folk before they becum stoopid grots.
No.192629
>>192618
>>192609
>>192620
>>192626
From 'Evil Sun Rising'
(Two Big Meks conversing)
"Impressive, that. Not many meks can make a little evil sun like that, keep it all bottled up without blasting themselves to bits or cooking each other slowly. Very clever. Morky, that. Clever stuff.'
-later-
"Now, Grukk there - he's a follower of Gork, pure and simple. But the likes of you and me , you need a bit of cunning, some sneaky thinking. He hates the likes of us, does Grukk. But where would he be without Mork? Bashing the brains out of big lizards with a rock on some nowhere world as Gork intended, that's where."
>tfw Orks understand radiation
>tfw Snakebites are Gork's true disciples
>tfw Mork is the god of proper spelling, grammar and enunciation
No.192630
>>192620
>Undermining sacred religious Orkodoxy, the basis of Orky civilization
>Oh, a-and remember t-to be nice to the grots, too!
Oi wunda who could be behind dis 'ere post.
No.192633
>>192629
>tfw Snakebites are Gork's true disciples
I think that's pretty much a common fact.
No.192634
Ah, the Mon-Keigh fighting among themselves. Allow me to make a serving of popped starch snacks as I continue to monitor this thread.
No.192635
>>192619
>>192614
>>192620
Diz b sum awful eresy 'ight there.
>>192626
I be supposin' datz good point.
No.192636
>>192634
Shiddy gay elves up to dere usual faggitry I seez?
No.192637
>>192634
>implying you don't want irl squig pie and fungus rum
No.192638
>>192636
They don't dare to thread on our gnoll thread, hyena laughs triggers them.
No.192639
I gotta confessionz to make bruddas… I b likin' deh yung skin…
No.192640
>>192639
that best not be no grot child mate
No.192644
>>192634
Wait a sekond, look 'ere lass. Da term "mon-keigh" is reserved for inferior speeshees, roight? An' orks isn't goin' exstinkt loik you lot, an' you lot were muckin' about so 'ard you literally tore da galaxy a new 'un. You lot mucked about so 'ard you _created_ da GOD o' muckin' about. So oo's da mon-keigh now, eh?
No.192648
>>192644
>You lot mucked about so 'ard you _created_ da GOD o' muckin' about
Sweet Mork, me sidez!
No.192652
>>192625
>dez zoggin' stormboyz was you fink iz doz edgeboyz be doin'
No.192653
>>192644
Speaking of Gods, we can tell ours apart.
Also, you shambling mounds of sentient mucus will never effect the galaxy to the level we have - there will never be an orcish empire.
You all cant even make a decent drink. Or shower for that matter.
No.192654
>>192653
Also, you shambling mounds of sentient mucus will never effect the galaxy to the level we have
muckin' up dah galaxy iz certianly effectin' ett.
> - there will never be an orcish empire.
We'ze 'ave lods of dos
We'ze play baseball.
No.192655
>>192654
… Dare I ask what sort of perversion "baseball" is?
No.192656
>>192653
>implying our orkologist bruddas in diz thread havnt already solved that issue
>implying dainty and endangered fags like ye will ever conquer squat while our primitive snakebite bruddas r already doing a good job against udder factions without even advanced tech
What silly shits ye be pointy ears.
No.192657
>>192655
something yur tiny lady wrists cant handle
No.192658
>>192653
You'z got
>Asuryan who sed he waz sum great lord of godz but still got krumped
>Isha who does zog all but cry alla time
>Vaul who can't even make a decent choppa
>Khaine who'z alright akshully but still got nice'n krumped
>Cegorach who just mucks about
>Kurnous who'z sum great hunter but got krumped (i'z noticin' a pattern 'ere)
>Ynnead who'z not even born yet
Meanwhile da Orks'z got Gork n' Mork, da only godz we'z need! WAAAGH!
No.192659
>>192655
Iz when you'ze boyz get a buncha tankbustas and slugga boyz.
Youze stuff a bomb in a squid and fire it at dah boss sluggaboy. If 'e sluggs it back dah tankbusta 'as to catch it before dah 'squig goes boom.
If 'e can bash dah lead sluggah boy before 'e'ze legged it 'e'ze safe and that sluggah boy goes boom.
If 'e ain't well …. boom
Den we do dis until eva all da slugga boyz iz dead or dah tankbustas iz.
Dis works wif a facebita squig too.
We'ze try to get dah flashboyz and sluggaboy iunnit but we'ze always get shot up
No.192660
.>>192658
Okay, fungusdick, now I'm mad.
>Vaul who can't even make a decent choppa
EEEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
No.192661
>ITT eldar elfags getting btfo
Dare I say you orcs ain't so bad?
No.192662
>>192661
BELL YOU TOO AND YOUR CORPSE GOD!!
No.192663
>>192609
>It actually is. Mork is so cunning he seems brutal. Hence he is clearly the more goblin like one as goblin are sneak, deceptive and cunning and through his cunning he is brutal. Gork is horribly brutal and his brutality is quite cunning in that he will likely take any advantage he can to brutalize and massacre his enemies, hence making him the more orc-like of the two. I'm also certain that both are the only true beings born without mortal intervention and thus the only natural deities of the Warhammer universe as they perfectly embody the chaotic and warring aspects of the setting.
A 'umie finally sayz sometin' smrt other than "muh heresy"? Deez be strange times.
No.192664
>>192660
>mad cuz shit godz
It'z ok me eldar mate. Open yer heart ta Gork n' Mork.
No.192667
>>192662
>Insulting the Empire and dissing my gesture of camaraderie
Last time I say something nice about you filthy greenskins.
No.192668
>>192664
Brell you. Your slimy lot never made a 'choppa' worth a grot never mind an Eldar and certainly never worthy of a GOD of the Eldar!
AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!
No.192669
>>192668
>cant tell if stoopid eldar or traitor to our kind
what b a proper term for stoopid ork who like eldar culture like dumb weebs on planet erf? Eebs?
No.192671
>>192667
Erm I fink it wuz de eldar wot said dat you zoggin 'umie
>>192668
Well mate I'd ask Vaul 'imself but it's a littul difficult on account of 'im bein' deader than dem Necron boyz
No.192673
>>192671
Ah. My mistake.
>>192662
Wretched Eldar sissies trying to ruin our potential truce.
No.192674
No.192678
>>192634
OI YA GITZ LOOK AT ME
IMMA PÒNCY AN SHINNY ELF!
MEH DAKKA GOES PEWPEW AN MEH CHOPPA MAKES SPARKLEZ!
IMMA SHEKK MAH FANCY GUBBINS ON ME CHEST!
No.192679
>>192678
look at me too gitz i be a fancy gay little elf with sissy clothes and a big ol' stump in me trunk
No.192685
>>192679
Come now you boorish fellow, there is a vast distinction between maintaining ones manners and dress, and being sUM ZPARKLY GAY T'ING DAT FINKS ITZ GODZ AINT BEEN CRUMPED PROPPER LIKE.
Do excuse me, I appear to have lost my composure.
No.192687
>>192678
>>192679
>>192685
Children dressing as their betters.
No.192688
>>192687
ye still be tryin' this hard elfag?
No.192695
>>192687
Konshiderin' dat yoo'z actin' loike noo-schprouted gitz whenevva sum boy pointz owt da 'urty fakkz 'bout yer his'tree, oi wuddent make talk loike dat.
No.192696
Here's a question. If a bunch of human painted themselves green and asked to be apart of an ork wargroup would they get the same weird warp power? That if if they proved themselves sufficiently orky?
No.192697
>>192696
Now how could a humie be sufficiently orky? He'll always be smaller than the rest of the boyz no matter how many gits he crumps, and he's got those worthless, tiny, non-teef teef. At most he could get some benefits like painting himself red and green so he could outrun bigger boyz and nobz.
No.192701
>>192696
Can muslims be swedes?
No.192702
>>192697
But we look pretty big in our old armor. Plus we'd have info relating to the Empire as well and you can't deny that we're still better than Grotz.
No.192703
>>192701
>comparin' ork kind to the gayest bunch of 'umies on planet erf
Ya dun done it now ya stinkin grot
No.192704
>>192697
What if they were really really good at it?
No.192706
>>192703
Please, I meant no disrespect o green one. Once upon a time, Swedes were the most hardcores you'd find on our planets.
Then they mingled with a weaker race.
So there, what do you think humans being Orks leads to…
No.192707
>Krork
The Old Ones really did a substandard job when they designed you skinbags
No.192713
>>192707
>Implying orcs arent the true descendants of your so called old ones
Wait, why iz I arguing with an overglorified toaster?
No.192714
>>192707
>necrons thinking they're people
Thanks for the laughs tinhead.
No.192718
>>192707
Your attempts at mimicking those with souls is most amusing machine man.
No.192721
>>192707
ey looky. dat grot thinks he's peoples.
No.192722
>>192702
>Info relating to da Impire
Now why'd we want ta have ya crummy info? Ya humies don't even know how ya own gunz werk while I'z can just hand some teef to a Mekboy and I know he'll give me something right proper orky, flashy and with plenty of dakka and gubbinz.
>>192702
>Better than Grotz
Anything iz betta' than being a zoggin' grot, ya grot.
>>192704
How good and green are we talkin'?
No.192723
>>192718
Even the elves laugh at you.
No.192725
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>192707
A song befitting your kind.
No.192726
>>192707
YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEHAAHAHA!!!
No.192728
>>192722
>Anything iz betta' than being a zoggin' grot, ya grot.
Even a snotling? Shirley u jest?
No.192730
>>192707
Amazing. Your forever resurrecting faggotry has caused the space pansies, the mushrooms, and the corpse worshippers to set aside their differences and laugh at you.
No.192731
>>192730
I'm from the gnoll thread. I laugh too. I laugh all the time after all.
I'm a fucking gnoll.
No.192734
>>192707
I think this is the first time this many factions have banded together for a common cause… Laughing at the soulless metal shits.
No.192735
>>192707
>Krork
Izzat like Gork an' Mork's cuzin or something? Must be the god of unbrutally uncunning grots considerin' the can that's talking about it.
No.192747
>>192707
>Wall-E thinks he's a person.
Have fun trying to mimic a soul, my toaster oven friend.
No.192750
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>>192747
You would know, seeing as you barely have them, faithless ones…
No.192751
>>192750
Heathen ignorance is preferable to the willful embrace of heretical worship. Marginally.
No.192752
>>192750
For a guy who sold his to four different people, you sure talk big. At least Imperials get to keep theirs.
No.192754
>>192751
What is that saying among your gold-loving kin?
"Even a man who has nothing can still have faith"? Do you still have yours, Captain?
>>192752
And yet, for them, their god-king my Grandfather rarely responds. Even Khorne is more generous and swifter to recognize the deeds of his faithful. And he hates most of them.
No.192755
>>192754
For the record (and apologies), I don't know Argel Tal's patterns of speech very well, save for the fact that he can be soft-spoken and poetic, even honorable.
No.192757
>>192754
The Ruinous Powers are like parents doting on spoiled children, showering them with gifts and blessings to earn their allegiance and show to the galaxy what power the have.
The Emperor needs not to stoop to such gestures. For his servants ask no bribery for their devotion, and the might of his will speaks for itself.
No.192762
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>>192757
"Spoiled," Captain?
Not one among the Four rewards their faithful for idleness. The greatest signs of their favor require the greatest efforts… and the greatest sacrifices.
Khorne nods his grudging approval to those who have felled the mightiest of foes with the sweat, sinew, and sanguine humor of their own arms.
Nurgle, he is a kind god, but for those who survive against impossible odds, and bring his gifts to the most, he smiles widest.
Slaanesh, flighty though her nature, recognizes and embraces the harshest effort put into achieving perfection, or into drowning a world in excess.
And Tzeentch, while I will not pretend he is a kind or even just god, he will take those who can plan at inhuman complexity under his wings.
So I ask you, Captain Titus, for what does my Grandfather the Emperor lend his strength?
No.192770
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>>192762
The Emperor guides his species with the light of the Astronomican. A subtle gift, but the only one that is needed. For like this beacon to our navigators, the Emperor is guide before he is Lord. His ultimate intention is not power for himself, but the prosperity of his species. He does not lend strength, rather he gave us the knowledge and tools to make our own.
Humanity, united into the greatest empire in the galaxy. The Astartes, exemplars of humanity and the finest warriors alive. These are the gifts of the Emperor, not so fleeting as a warp-spawned boon from a fickle god.
But the greatest gift of the Emperor is good battle against The Terror. For ten thousand years he has fought alone against your gods, his own might locking four times his number in stalemate for a hundred centuries.
No.192772
>>192762
>>192762
'E lends regular chaps like me the will to fight the terrors o' the galaxy with nuffin but me trusty lasgun.
An' thas enough.
No.192786
>>192722
Like really good and green. Lets say enough to impress an ork.
No.192788
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>>192786
Stop trying to impress the filthy xenos, youre disgracing the imperivm.
Besides, orks are stupid enough that they can confuse a painted human with an ork.
No.192789
You green faggots should grow some balls and stop reproducing with spores. You see this power claw I just ripped off from one of your Gaylord warbosses? I will stuck in your ass so deep you will need surgery to dislodge it. And you're going to like it.
Every
Moment
Of
It
No.192790
>>192751
>>192752
>>192754
>>192757
>>192762
>>192770
>>192772
>>192786
>>192788
>>192789
OY! 'O let dis gits 'ere?! Time to get this tred 'ere nice an' propa ORKY again! (Ol' Yarrick can stay)
No.192802
>>192790
>>192800
Dis 'ere fread needs moar Orky memes.
No.192829
>>192750
>>192751
>>192752
>>192754
>>192757
>>192762
>>192770
>>192772
>>192788
>>192789
Who let all deez zoggin' 'umies in 'ere? No one fuckin' gives a damn about yer petty in-fightin'.
>>192788
Nice to know yer ministe' o' propaganda is dooping ya idiots well enough that we can killz ya moe easily.
No.192837
>>192789
Wat teeny warboss wud use a teeny lil powa claw like dat? Dat aint powa claw oba warboss, an if it waz dat warboss got what he getz for beein a teeny lil git!
Come fite me oomie!
No.192843
>>192802
Dis ez my only orky meme, an I wanna gev et to da WAAAGH!
No.192850
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No.192893
>>192850
Alright Boyz, get yer slugga sluggin', get yer choppa choppin' we 'ave some krumpin' an' smashin' to do. Who's 'ith me?!
WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
No.192896
>>192893
Can gnolls be hyenas?
We have big teeth, we bite hard, and we like to fuck shit up.
No.192897
>>192896
I thot u lot were alredy hyenas on two legs.
No.192899
>>192897
Yeah but Orks are cool
You gotta admit
They have some swag alright
No.192903
>>192899
o' course were swaggy
question iz why's u askinz to be hyenaz and not orcs? that what you dog grots call us?
No.192904
Daily remoinder that while all ya gitz are muckin aboot, arch-arsonist Snagrod is burning a dozen new worlds 'an expandin 'is empire.
GET YER ASSES TA CHARADON FOR DA BIGGEST BBQ EVAH! ALL PROPPA ORKSES WELCOME, 'UMIES, PANZEES AND UVVER GITS ARE INVITED AS WELL. (need some variation from da squig meat afta all)
WEZ GONNA BUILD DA BIGGEST AN BURNIEST BURNA SO WE CAN SET FIRE TO TERRA AND DA EYE OF TERROR!
No.192918
>>192893
BRING OUT DA CHOPPAZ LADZ
No.192932
>>192893
>>192918
Callin' all orcs! Show 'em some trans-dimensional smashin'! Dem grimdark orkz' not da only ones who can rampage propa'!
No.192956
>>192932
I'z gat an idea! Whin da inna-demeshnal wotzit putz errebody togeddar us orks can get da drop on da umies wilez dey shootin' eachotha, and da elfs wilez dey arguin' 'bout who'z betta!
No.192964
>>192956
>>192932
GET SOME PROPPA SHOOTAS YA SNAKEBITEY GITZ
Of course I'z kiddin'. We'z all brothas unda Gork n' Mork!
No.192973
>>192964
Actually we orcs of nirn are children of Malacath also of note is that our deities are not a product of a mindscape hell within the subconscious and our world isn't as royally fucked up as yours but we both hate 'umies and like green colors and combat just like your kind and your Gork would be someone Malacath would probably find to be enjoyable company. So we'll gladly join your ranks and help you in smashing some outlander heads.
No.192986
>>192973
>>192964
weez be servants of lord Sauron, master of fears. But he be gladly approving of weez helping you lot slaughter the races of man!
KILL THEM ALL
No.192991
>>192986
I'm just a rapist orc.
bend over.
No.192992
>>192973
>>192986
I be curious. You transdimensional brothas has grots in yo' world? Iz they be just as stoopid as our Grots? Or r all grots everywhere worthless zogging turds?
No.192996
>>192991
Ye be having dicks like weak manz? Youz aint borns from the dirt like us orcs or toadstools like these orkz? What manner of stoopid orc iz ye to be needing to waste time acting like sum dome humin?
>>192964
>dissin' papa Tol-Keen, first child of Eru
Even weez aint so 'eretical, ye "ork" shits.
No.192998
ooga booga booga where da orc wimmin at
No.193002
>>192998
T-There be she-orks?
No.193004
>>192998
dat dont look like no female I ever see. mailz and wimmin orcs all lookz the same here in arda. why ye be needin them milk bagz? we just spit in the ground and our jobz is done.
No.193006
>>193004
dis be umie "ssyko-looji-kal" warfer i is bet
No.193007
All o' deez umies otta member dat dey ain't got our speshul tekneeck:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
No.193010
How coms u guyz has no snouts?
No.193015
No.193017
>>193010
>>193015
MOG GREE TUK SHEE DA!!!
No.193035
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No.193050
>in they age of sigmar
>not being apart of they biggest and strongest empire to ever exist
No.193080
>>193050
Get lost you dirty rats.
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No.193106
GRETCHIN' UPRISIN'!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.193107
>>193106
Youz embarazin yerzelves.
No.193123
>>193107
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.193225
I'z u dumb lots let dis thread die.
No.193323
>>193106
diss nao GRETCHIN' PRIDE THREAD!!!
No.193378
>>192722
snotlings are worse than everything
No.193379
Get bak in line, ya grotz! Yer settin' a bad ezample fer da snots an' squigs! Last fing we need ez dem actin' up!
No.193380
>>192964
Choppaz da best. Ya gitz jus' too soft tah fight like real orks!
No.193502
>>193323
OF COURZE DERE'S NO ZOGGING GROT THREAD YA GIT NOW GET BACK TO CLEANING MA GUBBINS YA GIT.
DA LAST FING WE WANT IZ THE BOYZ TURNING OUT LIKE THOSE PONCY ELDAR!
I SHUD GIVE YA A GOOD STOMPIN!
No.193503
>>193502
NO! NO! Weez good! me promises!
No.193537
>>193323
Wass Yoo grots 'ave to be proud about?
No.193809
>The orks have finally utilized their psychic powers to bring all forms of orcs together
I knew this day would come.
No.193838
>>193809
But can they breed?
You know it's a bad day when eldar become orcs when exposed to spores, dicks, magical corruption, contact with body fluids of any sort, any form of body building, any form of non elven conduct, and any thing green.
Like the ultimate infective Waagh operartion or something, a black green waagh looted viral death takeover.
A zombie film, but they're all orks, and everyone else is south london, because the virus can't recognise it.
No.193872
>>193809
>>implying that we're not all greenies after all
>>Implying that we're not just the thought processes of Mork and Gork
>>Implying that we're not just gestating in the bellyworld of the true 'nid whose entire being consists of empty spaces and other nids.
>>Implying we won't all join hands in glorious Waaagh!, that Gork will not embrace Mork as Friend and together they shall apply Cunning Brutality and Brutal Cunning in service of all orks, all beings.
>>Implying we wont finally overrun all of eternity, perfecting dakka and wierding up all things
>>Implying some of us may not go off and get lost in the belly of the great nid, but in the end. We shall emerge victorious. Be greeted as great shooty conquerers and smashy bodhistivas.
>>Implying we haven't done this already (the only thing smart or powerful enough to make orks would of course be orks, I call this argument the orkological argument
About time to stop mucking about, boys.
No.193952
>>193809
Whattsaa matta 'umie? Shittin' ur diapies?
No.194040
>>193809
PREPARE FOR A COUNTERATTACK!!
No.194075
>>194040
>>193872
>>193809
'UMIES GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
No.194086
Orkiest movie ever.
Prove me wrong.
No.194111
>>194086
Well there's the Warcraft movie…
No.194146
No.194147
>>194146
At least they're green
No.194148
>>194147
Does it have a woman's tits getting shot off and silicone leaking out?
No.194149
>>194148
In Azeroth silicone boobs don't exist, only magic
No.194155
>orc
>starts post off with ork
yur a git
No.194160
No.194195
>>194111
>Caring about the worst fantasy setting.
No.194269
>>194195
Anon, if I listened to you, everything would be "the worst".
No.194273
>>194269
>First, we were there
>but then we went over there
>And now, for no reason whatsoever, we will go… over there
>To a world filled with vaguely asian stereotypes…
>Where for no reason at all, the people who live there will declare civil war on themselves by joining both sides of a conflict that has nothing to do with them.
Or maybe you could just throw some time travel bullshit into it… Or toss in some lolinsanity for good measure.
The setting is shit, the lore is shit, and the writing is shit. Find some better orcs.
No.194277
>>194273
How about
I like Warcraft
And I still like Warcraft
And I do not think that my tastes are worse than yours
Just because I like Warcraft
And you like Warhammer
A setting that, let me reminds you, is all about war all the time with everything being all grimdark and over-the-top not even talking about the utter lack of depth in every single concept: it's just waaargh kill this kill that I have the biggest pauldrons.
To each their autism, Anon.
No.194280
>>194277
>A setting that, let me reminds you, is all about war all the time with everything being all grimdark and over-the-top not even talking about the utter lack of depth in every single concept: it's just waaargh kill this kill that I have the biggest pauldrons.
But that's wrong anon. At least have some knowledge of the thing you're trying to diss.
I'm not going to say I agree with the other guy because I haven't bothered looking into Warcraft since the last real game. Sure looks terrible at a cursory glance though, but I wouldn't know.
No.194284
>>194280
>At least have some knowledge of the thing you're trying to diss.
Yeah I have some knowledge anon
And it's all about
over-the-top
grimdark
war everywhere
emotionally shallow
kill this kill that
Made to sell little plastic figurines
Just say you're triggered I criticize your deal too
No.194297
Hey, would anyone like to worship, Malice, the one true chaos god?
We meet once a month behind Emperor Records on Necromundo, and like, plan and stuff, it's totally chaos.
No.194335
>>194284
>over-the-top
>grimdark
More or less correct
>war everywhere
Not wrong, but you're missing more than a few of the finer points, namely why the war is present, both in and out of universe.
>emotionally shallow
>kill this kill that
The fuck are you smoking? Portions of the lore, sure, but the same could be said of warcraft, or any setting for that matter.
>And it's all about
This is where you're really wrong. The universe is much more expansive than that, and covers a wide variety of themes. There's more to the fluff than that blurb at the start of the book, you know.
No.194374
>>194284
you understand your setting was if I am not mistaken derived from a licensing problem with GDUBS
otherwise Warcraft would be warhammer humans verses orks if I am again not mistaken.
Now on to your post proper
>over-the-top grimdark
true and not true I suppose.
I mean it's the progenitor of grimderp. But back in the day it never took itself seriously from what I've been told.
>war everywhere
Uncle Lothar wants you anon.
War is the only place a war game can exist.
It's not like we had warcraft ork sim city either. Games about strife take place or focus on strife, though i think the "there is only war" thing was a bit overblown. the point is the imperuim of man is so goddamned vast wars are being fought everywhere all the time, just humans don't tend to think in lines of our own cosmic insignificance, there is literally an entire galaxy going through the throws of the German-rhine migration.
>emotionally shallow
The fuck do you determine that nigga.
Should I wheel out my feefees meter and check how many Crying tumblrs we have to determine the emotional levels.
Certain things hit people in different fucking ways nigga.
I'll concede that wardian writing is an emotional flat but some of this shit got my blood pumping in the right ways.
Dawn of war can be weird with it's cannon but shit like that shows how damn man feels can be worked in this universe.
Nercons used to be scary as shit in the old 'dex and even now they are unsettling and at times very well written. Some of the old things about chaos reminds me how well written this setting can be and well I like my some of their novels too.
Comparatively I don't see much of an emotional difference between this and the warcraft setting. Perhaps it's different in WC1-2 or the wack off mmorpg but i was never grabbed by ww3. The fall of lotheron was nice, the things to do with Grom and arthus's storyline was great in general but everything else was bland and rather stupid.
>Made to sell little plastic figurines
Nigga you saying your game was meant to be art?
I'm seen some of the newer things WWC has produced and i can say the writing is autistic.
From the get go your game was likewise meant to sell something, Ironically warhammer than itself. Perhaps there was some artistic spirit behind it but now I'm pretty sure everything has been fucked up by a hungry money making business much like Gwdubs did to warhammer proper.
>And it's all about
>>194335
I'm with this anon.
One of my favorite things had to be 50k because of how they dealt with how this shit would end up fucked.
The setting itself has so fucking much going on between inter-species conflict, exploration and the like it gets weird.
No.194376
>>194374
>One of my favorite things had to be 50k because of how they dealt with how this shit would end up fucked.
Never read past the initial story (this one: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Story:The_Shape_Of_The_Nightmare_To_Come_50k). Interesting premise, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth, primarily because the entire setting was leading up to a final Ragnarok showdown at the end of the millennium and the author just went "lolNOPE."
I'm also a massive Imperial fanboy. Just because the collapse is inevitable, barring something like the primarchs coming back or Emps standing back up happening, doesn't mean have to like it.
No.194380
>>194376
>Interesting premise, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth, primarily because the entire setting was leading up to a final Ragnarok showdown at the end of the millennium and the author just went "lolNOPE."
I don't know man, that leads to age of sigmar.
literally.
I preferred the nurgle ending.
No.194389
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'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO
No.194402
>Orc Glory
THERE IS NO GLORY WITHOUT BLOOD
COME AT ME
COME THE FUCK AT ME YOU PIECES OF LOYALIST AND XENOS SHIT
I WILL RIP YOUR FLESH CLEAN FROM YOUR BONES AND GARLAND YOUR CORPSE WITH YOUR ENTRAILS
BUT YOUR DEATH IS TO BE FAR WORSE THAN EVEN ONE SUCH AS I COULD DEVISE
YOUR SKULLS WILL BE HONOURED WITH A PLACE IN ONE OF THE BONE MOUNTAINS IN SIGHT OF THE BLOOD GOD
KILL
MAIM
BURN
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.194405
>>194389
How didn't I know about this?
HOW DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS!?
Well, when I get home I know what I'm doing.
Forever.
No.194410
>>194405
LISTEN UP YA GROT, 'ERE ARE SOME TIPPS FOR BEIN A PROPPA BOSS:
1. BE DA BIGGEST AND STRONGEST AND GREENEST AND MEANEST
2. ALWAYS BE CRUMPIN
3. IF YA BEAT ANUVVA BOSS YASELF, HIS BOYS WILL KNOW YOU DA REAL BOSS
6. IF YA DONT GO CRUMPIN, YER A WEAK BOSS
4. IF YA BOYS THINK YER A WEAK BOSS, STOMP THEM RUNTS! SHOW 'EM WHOS WEAK
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
No.194444
>>194335
But Anon
I don't actually care
My point isn't to shit on Warhammer
My point is to show that if you shoot my tastes, I shoot yours. Orcs and Orks, they're different, and I prefer Warcraft Orcs, there's no need for Anon to be all uppity about it.
Anyway.
>>194402
You can't take a fucking hint can you
>>194389
>8 Learning
HAH. HAH. HAH.
This is decent by human standards, you shold be ashamed
No.194539
>>194444
Orcs is da smartest too.
No.194570
>>194444
No need to get so triggered, anon. Everyone has to start somewhere and baby's first fantasy setting is a pretty common starting point. Just go play some pandas and pokemon, or fight some villain whose only real reason for being against you is because he suddenly became insane, and I'm sure you'll feel better.
No.194576
>>194570
YOU sound triggered. Why don't you explain people here why does Warcraft make you so angry you can't stand someone near you saying they like it?
No.194580
>>192707
>mfw souless tin attempts to humor
No.194586
>>194576
Anon, I made one snarky comment and made all of two posts laughing at your shit taste. You're the guy autisming out over it and getting pissy at every anon that points out you're full of shit.
And for the record, I don't even play 40k. I just find the Orks amusing.
No.194596
>>194444
>checked, what a waste of digits
>My point isn't to shit on Warhammer
>if you shoot my tastes, I shoot yours.
can you into logic anon?
also you a fucking autist or plebbitor or something.
>Orcs and Orks, they're different, and I prefer Warcraft Orcs,
>mfw
>>194576
dis nigga actually sounds calmer then you.
'e's a grot but 'e's calmer dan youse
No.194600
>>194374
>Ork Sim City
I stopped reading there, you could have a recipe for immortality written down and that would not compare to that.
>Start with Ork spores littering the ground
>Squigs, Snotlings and Grots spawn from the mycelium after a bit
>Depending if it's Warhammer or 40k, the grots start nicking and scraping together ramshackle settlements and weapons from the humies, making ready for the future boyz
>Boyz spawn, and massive sudden expansion of options appear
>Boyz start krumping the grots but they've got mekboyz so the grots don't matter anymore
>Start building weapon depots, munitions depots, trukks, pubs and industry like mining exclusively with high grade explosives, choppin trees, making roads by having trukk races peel out on a stretch of ground, etc.
>What would be a city burning to the ground in any other Sim City would be a high class metropolis
>"Disasters" can both decrease and increase the population as the Boyz die their spores spread, depending if it's a good fight with a Tyranid splinter invasion or an Imperial firestorm of artillery and orbital bombardment
>Start getting ludicrous superstructures, like a plasma reactor held together by a bunch of weirdboyz hoping really, really hard that it doesn't take out the city, gigantic shokk cannons to fire armies of snotlings at other cities, then eventually gargants
>WAAAAAAAAAAAGH begins
It would be green and beautiful
No.194648
>In that instant, a blinding aura shimmered around the Emperor's body as the Hammer glowed with a fierce golden light. All of a sudden his pain was gone, his muscles became filled with unearthly strength and a primal fighting spirit blossomed in his heart. As the Emperor rose to meet the huge Orc once more, the Warlord stopped in his tracks as the Emperor's appearance changed into a gigantic barbarian dressed in fur. The man shouted a loud battle cry that boomed amongst the mountains as it had done so all those centuries ago.
>"Unberogens!"
>At that sound the instincts of the Warlord were overcome by memories inscribed in the soul of his race; memories of mighty barbarians defeating the Orcs in a war for the dominion of the rich plains, and driving them to the desolation beyond the mountains. In those times, these Men were led by this very same champion, he who had denied the possession of this land to the Greenskins. In that moment and for the first time in his life, the Warlord felt the coldness of fear upon him. The Warlord stood dumbstruck, a split second of hesitation that would cost him everything.
>The Barbarian King swung his giant warhammer at the Orc's skull and, with a thunderous crack, smote the beast down. The events of Black Fire Pass were re-enacted and the Greenskin horde panicked and fled the battlefield at the sight of their Warlord's fall. As the Warlord's life drained from his body, he saw again through his bloodied eyes the wounded man in black armor, and not the god-like enemy that had vanquished him. The Warlord could not understand, and in defiance he raised a claw in one last futile attempt to fight back, but all his strength was gone and his arm fell back, powerless, before his life left him.
Reminder that our mighty God King fucked the orcs so much at Black Fire Pass that their whole race have a collective fear to Him.
No.194655
No.194658
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>>194155
>>194155
Rezpect yer elderz, ya grot!
No.194661
>>194586
Anon, each time you're going full virtualoptim over my tastes, you're making one of these.
>>194596
But Orky, obviously sperging at my tastes is "pointing out how full of shit I am".
And I gotta say, Orky
I expect no less from a
Typical Warhammer player
:^)
No.194667
>>194661
Da butthurt iz strong in dis grot
No.194668
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>>194661
>But Orky, obviously sperging at my tastes is "pointing out how full of shit I am".
>And I gotta say, Orky
>I expect no less from a
>Typical Warhammer player
>:^)
Anon it's time to stop shitposting.
Either that or make cogent sense with your posts.
No.194669
No.194673
>>192629
This is from the same book that had a Snakebite mek in it.
No.194676
>>194269
>being this blind
>Warcraftfag among us
No.194678
>>194273
This. Only reason Warcraft skyrocketed so much and continues to thrive was because of fucking South Park and mainstream shits. Its a fucking terrible setting made only worse by its convoluted lore and moronic inhabitants.
No.194683
>>192609
>It actually is. Mork is so cunning he seems brutal. Hence he is clearly the more goblin like one as goblin are sneak, deceptive and cunning and through his cunning he is brutal. Gork is horribly brutal and his brutality is quite cunning in that he will likely take any advantage he can to brutalize and massacre his enemies, hence making him the more orc-like of the two. I'm also certain that both are the only true beings born without mortal intervention and thus the only natural deities of the Warhammer universe as they perfectly embody the chaotic and warring aspects of the setting.
>
>Signed Orc-Sympathizer.
No.194694
>>194676
Have you guys seen all the triggerings I'm triggering like that?
Dude
I'm not even a troll but they're really making me consider the career
I never thought my tastes could offend anyone
Well that was before /tg/
No.194696
>>194694
40k fans exist in a eternal state of butthurt from GW and their jewery anon. Add in Warcraft becoming far more popular than 40k/Fanatasy when it was supposed to originally be a Warhammer game only fans this frustration. Trying to reason with them is pointless and you should just ignore them.
No.194706
>>194694
You've clearly never been to /v/ or /a/ then, newfriend. Shitting on people for their bad taste is common courtesy, you ought to lurk more my dear boy.
No.194707
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>>194694
anon, to-date I have never seen someone with such a stilted way of talking.
Is English a second or 3rd language, half the time I'd read your posts and go, Jesus what is a 13 year old doing on here.
>I never thought my tastes could offend anyone
Your idiocy offends me, I've never thought someone could be so dense until You started shit posting
For your own sake I hope you are a genuine troll, cuze nigga you dumb
>>194696
>Add in Warcraft becoming far more popular than 40k/Fanatasy when it was supposed to originally be a Warhammer game only fans this frustration.
Actually I'm pretty okay with it, I'm here for the style. Come to think of it I don't know any person that doesn't have reasonable criticisms of Warcraft aside from the fanboyz I know.
I'll give it some credit, it wasn't bad before the MMORPG came out. The elves were retarded through.
Muradin's muh nigga
>Trying to reason with them is pointless and you should just ignore them.
As a general statement that might well be true however specifically this anon is a fucking idiot.
You understand that reason requires more than what ever the fuck this mental abortion is
>>194277
(seriously does this nigga know how to write)
This idiot's main fucking defense is "you are triggered" >>194576
or shit my lil' brother would say to justify beating the shit out of people >>194444 .
He said things that were not actually logically or reasonably supported >>194284
The other guy's a faggot but this idiot is something fucking else.
If we was reasonable, it would have served for him to show or display the capacity for reason.
This is just shit posting
No.194731
>>194706
"my dear boy"
I was present at the election thank you old man
>>194707
Dude, chill. Let's talk Orcs.
No.194737
>>194731
>Being this sensitive about your age
NEET confirmed.
No.194742
>>194731
>Orcs
nah I'd rav'a talk 'bout dem boyz wot 'ave intrestin' biologies, ravva den does grots
Dah Urukboyz iz fine do
Now dat we'ze on dat does you boyz fink ork sporez produce plant fings.
Also 'cuze orkz end up krumpen' dah entire ecosystem. wot with dah squigs and dah krumpan and dat stuff. doesn't dat mean dat orkz don't breat'e oxygen?
Also wot does mean for ork Oomie slaves
No.194744
>>194731
Dis git ez tryin' ta sow desent amung da boyz, by kreeatin' a defide bitween da orcz an' da orkz! We're all Orckz!
No.194786
>>194648
Not only did he fuck the orcs, he fucked the entire Warhammer Fantasy setting.
No.195775
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>>194786
>Blaming Heldenhammer for GW's fuck ups
He is but a tool for it.
I like the fact that 8/tg/ mostly ignores AoS, let's keep it that way, you fucking heretic.
No.195809
>>194648
I used to be really, really into Sigmar when I was younger. I think instead of becoming /pol/ I became a fantasy fascist.
>Fear not mother, sister be not afraid
>This house is not for burning
>Nor this village, not while the hand of a man
>Can hold the haft of an axe
No.195824
>>194277
>not even talking about the utter lack of depth in every single concept
That's pathetic when you say you like warcraft.
I've delved into their books enough to know there is no depth whatsoever.
Yes concepts are much less developed than in warhammer. It's an achievement.
No.195963
>>195809
Your moustache has unglued.
No.198003
>>194786
>Not only did he fuck the orcs, he fucked the entire Warhammer Fantasy setting.
>>195775
>>Blaming Heldenhammer for GW's fuck ups
>He is but a tool for it.
Right. It was fucked up WITH him.
…what a dick. :]
No.199009
>>195824
Warcraft is nothing but plebian crap these days. It is putrid normie garbage with no consistency or depth to its lore to appease and avoid offending the millions of normieturds world wide that play it.
No.199270
What green skin vidya does ork glory recommend?
No.199275
>>199009
You sound too angry to be honest.
No.199397
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>>199009
Warcraft's lore used to so much fun too! Especially WC2. sexy tear
No.200038
>>199397
I miss those days… The lore really has gone to shit tbh.
>>199275
Where do you think we are?
No.200039
>>199270
Of Orcs and Men. Don't worry the stinkin' grot/goblin is actually an orc that was done cursed into a grot/goblin. Fate worse than anytin' else that is.
No.200065
>>199270
Deres dis humie game called mad max! Not a lot of choppa but lots of drivin and shooting and knockin teef! Good for loads o fun despite being humieish.
No.204982
No.205720
Where the Green Women at?
No.205734
https://archive.is/Bx7SQ Do not think that I do this for your sake, greenskins…
No.206244
orc genocide best day of my life
No.206658
No.206701
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No.206726
Waddya grots fink o' me flazhy nyuv' shoota? Iz propa orky roight?
No.206783
THOUSAND SON DEATHS SQUAD OUT OF NOWHERE
KILL NURGLE KILL THE FALSE EMPEROR KILL SPACE WOLVES KILL ORKS
ALL
IS
DUST
No.207150
Bumpin' fer moar delishuz 'umie teers.
No.207160
>>206726
NAH YA STOOPID GIT. WHEZ YA ZOGGIN 'AND S'POSED TA GO? AIN'T GONNA FIT IN DAT LICKLE 'OLE AT THE GRABBY BIT, YA GROT.
No.207162
Let's say I have an Inquisitor game. Let's also say that I recently announced to my players that they will probably have a run-in with some Orkz in the near future, and that they predict cheap cannon fodder and and a few quick laughs.
Let's finally say that I want to explore the Orkz as foes that are decidedly not funny to look at, let alone to fight against.
The easiest approach naturally would be to call in a full-sized Waaagh! on the planet my players are currently investigating in the search of a Slaaneshi cult, but that seems a bit overkill. I've also considered having the ship the party rented for warp travel being boarded by Freebootaz while in planetary transit, but Freebootaz are virtually built around looking and sounding funny with their entire pirate shtick.
Does /tg/ have suggestions?
No.207164
>>207160
Wot about this, boss? Dis 'ere's a right proppa choppa, yeah?
No.207173
>>207162
A Rok hits the hive city, perhaps?
No.207175
>>207173
But Rokks don't materialize out of thin air, most of the at least. Wouldn't Rokk drops need a Waaagh! behind them?
No.207200
>>207175
A WAAAGH! was called several millennia ago, and has already been driven back. This particular Rok was supposed to be part of it, but didn't come out of the Warp until now.
No.207217
>>207200
That sounds a whole lot better. All I would like to see now is I way to showcase how mean and tough the green bastards are. Simply making cannonfodder scary by shipping it in large numbers isn't really scary.
No.207221
>>192476
>>192482
>>192477
> orcs
> anything but trash
It's mother-fucking Djinnuary, animals.
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>>199270
The best orcish game I played is actually one where you spent 90% of your time killing orcs.
"The Shadow of Mordor", the orc design is just so awesome, their dialogue and taunts is fun and the entire "Saurons Army" is the only reason to actually play the game.
pic unrelated
No.207758
No.209484
Oi ya gitz, i almost hear me thoughts. Iz need moar noise.
No.209502
>>192500
Honestly Yarrick could get his own clan of orks if he wanted to.
No.210806
No.211354
>>207217
A bit late, but what about a squad of Kommandos who stowed away in an imperial supply shipment and are terrorizing the entire world? Pop out of a ventilation shaft and kill the planetary Cardinal while he's giving his annual address to the faithful, detonate the reactor under the main Hall of Justice, and generally act like terrorists. A team of epically kunnin' orks led by a legendarily brutal kommando boss. And it's up to the ordo Xenos to stop them…
No.212777
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Pic related. Its the only proper way to deal with greenskin women once the males are slain.
No.213672
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No.217912
>>211354
>A bit late, but what about a squad of Kommandos who stowed away in an imperial supply shipment and
Do something boring for unclear reason. Orks are all about lulzkillz.
No.217926
>>207539
'UMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.220236
>>207221
>>207758
>>207539
Who let this fucking garbage in here?
No.220309
>>209502
Who's to say he doesn't? How do we know there isn't a clan of orks that "just happen" to show up on every battlefield Yarrick is on, conveniently fighting whatever he's fighting?
let me post firetires
No.220313
>>206783
>kill nurgle
>some empty armor
>kill a god
No.223944
>>206701
>Reminder that half-orcs come from consensual HERESY
No.223988
>>212777
>once the males are slain.
No
Send all the greenies to the cotton fields.
>>223944
>half-orcs
You mean house-greenies?
No.223989
>>223941
>posting half-orcs as examples of orc female beauty standards
Full blood orcs are hideous
No.223990
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>>192477
Get back to work you green spearchucker.
No.224150
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>>224110
So it's that kind of thread.