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File: 1450137865919.jpg (55.76 KB, 483x369, 161:123, ogryn.jpg)

 No.202779

Can Abhumans be Sisters of Battle?

Like Ogryns?

 No.202789

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>>202779

I don't see why not…


 No.202805

>>202789

How about the fact that being Ecclesiarchial zealots, they are far, far less likely to even accept the existence of abhumans in the first place? They tend to loathe psykers even.


 No.202808

File: 1450143640891.png (16.68 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>Can Abhumans identify as Sisters of Battle?


 No.202809

File: 1450143677028.gif (3.47 MB, 684x340, 171:85, 16bit_tau_by_steeljoe-d8bh….gif)

>>202779

The Imperium doesn't let Abhumans do much of anything outside of being slaves or cannon fodder. They got a better place elsewhere though, if they accept The Greater Good.


 No.202810

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>>202809

So, it's better to be slaves and cannon fodder for Orwellian fishfaces than for the Imperium? I don't quite see the difference there mate.

Clearly the best choice is THE GLORY OF CHAOSS! You may not get a good health plan, and the work is dangerous, but none can match the opportunity for promotions!


 No.202817

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>>202805

>How about the fact that being Ecclesiarchial zealots, they are far, far less likely to even accept the existence of abhumans in the first place? They tend to loathe psykers even.

What better means of repenting to the Emperor than a life in His Service?

>>202809

>>202810

Can't we all just get along?


 No.202840

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>202809

>>202810

>>202817

>>202789

Come, come to Aetern, lost soul. Freedom is for liars, eternal contentment amid order, is what your heart truly desires.

Come, come to Aetern, lost soul. All life is routine, all set to the clock. Come bask in the gears' icy sheen, set sail and send your ships to here forever dock.

Come, come to Aetern, lost soul. There are places for all, niches for every shape, big and small. Hale or twisted, fair or foul, all may know peace, cheek to jowl.

Come, come to Aetern, lost soul. Brass and Iron, Goldtink and Bone, Flesh and Steel, Blood and Soul, these are the cogs that drive the wheel…''

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock…

Oh dear Emperor, what have I done?


 No.202850

You just wanted people to post female Ogryn porn for you, admit it.


 No.202853

In 40k, no not really.

In your own offshoot universe or DtD, sure why not.


 No.202856

File: 1450152422619.jpg (87 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1445209141545.jpg)

>>202853

Actually in 40k, YES really…

It's 40k, this kinda shit is the freaking point; Vast Galaxy, infinite permutations, FORGE YOUR OWN NARRATIVE!


 No.202857

>>202817

Maybe we could get along if you dropped the name.


 No.202860

File: 1450153209667.jpg (29.83 KB, 409x189, 409:189, no blam.jpg)

>>202817

>Can't we all just get along?


 No.202864

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>>202860

YES!!!

BEGIN THE INTER-FACTION LESBIAN ORGY!


 No.202870

>>202864

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock…

>>202840

In all honesty, though, Sector Aetern literally draws in misfits and the ill-starred. At least one of the Guard Regiments there includes every type of Abhuman from Ogryns, to Ratlings, to Nightsiders, to Squats and even Beastmen. Some of the local Sisters, the Mothers of the Void, are also fond of dressing their Repentia in beast heads as part of their penance. I suspect intelligent Abhuman women would be permitted in there, so long as they act with all due (insanity-tier) piety and zeal. Oh yes, and don the same creepy attire…


 No.202908

File: 1450167932388.jpg (27.85 KB, 255x225, 17:15, Getting real sick of your ….jpg)


 No.202911

> Have to find a proper attire for her

> Simplify the stringent rules, so she can understand

> They have to help her go to restroom at night because she's afraid of the dark

> Have to go retrieve her because she went too far into the enemyline in her zeal

> Help her understand her role in serving the Emperor better through Storytimes


 No.202923

>>202779

1. Officially: no.

2. In your campaign? Sure, bruh.


 No.202990

I'd imagine there'd be a few Sisters of Battle hiding their deformities but nothing official or sanctioned.

Are there any Sisters of Battle from Cadia? Then there are some Sisters of Battle with mutie purple eyes.


 No.202996

File: 1450199903553.jpg (142.55 KB, 1018x1024, 509:512, fukken xenos literally.jpg)

They even hate psykers, why would they tolerate abhumans?

>>202817

>Can't we all just get along?

No, thats why it is the year 40.000 and there is only war, if we could get along, then there wouldnt be any war, you heretical fuck.

>>202864

And this is the reason why only males can be space marines and most of the IG its male.

The only accpetable xenos sex its when an intrepid guardsman shows the filthy xenos the absolute superiority of human dick, for the emperor.


 No.202997

>>202996

Now, intrepid guardsman. Do you wonder why your crotch is itching so much?

Congratulations, you got an alien herpes.

And that herpes are ork spores ready to go into WAAAAAAGH!!


 No.203000

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>>202996

>No, thats why it is the year 40.000 and there is only war, if we could get along, then there wouldnt be any war, you heretical fuck.

>And this is the reason why only males can be space marines and most of the IG its male.

Ah, so clearly the only way for there to be peace… IS TO TURN EVERYONE INTO LESBIANS!!!


 No.203007

>>202996

I imagine it would be very delightful to thoroughly rape and break a stuck-up Eldar bitch.

Have your Blank buddy ravage her ass so she can't try any funny psyker tricks, and then just have the whole platoon go at her until her "Pathetic monkeigh, this is n-nothing!" turns into guttural banshee howls and moans. Then just leave her in front of the webway gate, lying in a veritable pool of fluids with a permanent ahegao face as a cordial invitation for her friends to come taste the hammers of the Emperor.


 No.203082

>>203007

The second your blank buddy leaves her soul would become a portal for a fiend of Slaanesh you know. There is a reason why they're puritans in everything.

Treat her like the princess she is, missionarius position for the sole purpose of sabotaging xenos genetic unity. If she orgasms, protect her from slaaneshi influence by shielding her form in what is colloquially known as "cuddling". For the emperor.


 No.203090

>>203082

Fellow /monster/ detected.


 No.203093

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>>203082

>The second your blank buddy leaves her soul would become a portal for a fiend of Slaanesh you know. There is a reason why they're puritans in everything.

>Treat her like the princess she is, missionarius position for the sole purpose of sabotaging xenos genetic unity. If she orgasms, protect her from slaaneshi influence by shielding her form in what is colloquially known as "cuddling". For the emperor.

Yes, CUDDLES!!!

Everyone CUDDLE!!!


 No.203103

>>203082

Well, what's one little daemon anyways?

Just make sure you've got a good position with heavy bolters and autocannons to fall back to, or just give her a remote controlled detpack as a parting gift to remember you by.


 No.203391

File: 1450312542384.jpg (85.46 KB, 640x630, 64:63, 481498.jpg)

>>202817

If one of his followers would try the third one for a change, would Tzeentch be ok with it?


 No.203402

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>>203103

>Well, what's one little daemon anyways?

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

Just keep cuddling and ignore how everyone is transforming into curvaceous lesbians…

>>203391

>If one of his followers would try the third one for a change, would Tzeentch be ok with it?

I don't know…

Technically, she IS a Tau…


 No.203409

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>>202808

>Can Abhumans identify as Sisters of Battle?


 No.203423

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>>202997

Meh, hes in the guard, hes gonna die anyway, might atleast ravage some xeno pussy.

>>203000

But that will never happen, because you cannot have 40k withouth burly men kicking the shit out of everything that moves.

Besides, lesbians would fight for women/bitchy issues.

>>203082

Now this doenst sounds like suspicius xeno propaganda at all.


 No.203453

>>202870

Also is the Aetern Sector ever going to get a new thread? I was part of the old one until it died.


 No.203474

>>203453

It will, don't worry. I'm currently waiting on our map (but don't pester the guy, I already technically did).

Technically speaking, it's at death's door before autosage.

If you have something you'd like to say (but not shitposting if you can help it) in there, go ahead. Still a dozen before the autosage.


 No.203485

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>>202789

>tfw no spin-off adventure with monster girl sisters of battle

>tfw you will never see them try to make up for the way they are by serving the Emperor with extreme zeal


 No.203667

>>203485

>there will never be a version of daily life with monster girls with the Emperor as darling

>you will never watch everyone try to outdo the other in wiping out chaos in his name and trying to become his favored


 No.203750

>>203667

>>203485

Please, keep your /monster/ out of 40k.


 No.203758

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File: 1450390759892-1.png (6.48 KB, 256x256, 1:1, Farsight_Enclaves_Symbol.png)

>>202810

Oh… Gue'la madmen. We got a solution for you. Pic fucking related.

As for everyone else, if you're not Krootshit Insane, Greenskin, or a metal skeleton, the Enclave has a place for you.

Yes… even the Etherial Lapdogs. Once you see the conspiracy the Etherials have woven, you'd jump too.

You don't sacrifice the individual to improve the whole.

Side note, if anyone can do a extraction of some Felinids, let me know.


 No.203761

File: 1450391323412.jpg (294.19 KB, 582x600, 97:100, liberty died.jpg)

>>203758

>tau

>literal space weeaboo commies


 No.203768

File: 1450393467924.png (16.54 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 1280px-Flag_of_Japan.svg.png)

>>203761

The farsight enclave is savvy on the workings of the universe. They're closer to shogunate Japan than commie china.

Just like Japan, there flag/symbol has the red pill as its centerpiece.


 No.203775

File: 1450394523767.jpg (48.22 KB, 558x564, 93:94, 1420251810253.jpg)

>>203402

>namefagging

Ayy, kill yourself.


 No.203776

File: 1450394900034.jpg (193.87 KB, 750x578, 375:289, krootzin.jpg)

>>203758

The whole tau its a species of cucks.

Your fio'r'las are always seeking human dick, even krootoid schlong, theres no way a species that gets cuckd by literal lizard-bird men can be better than the imperium.


 No.203777

>>203775

It's an aged fag from halfchan. Unlike virt this one's name is almost a job title.


 No.203779

>>203776

And what thr fuck are you on about. I think you need to lay of the /pol/ shitposting a while.

Assigned marriage is the diametric opposite of 'cucking' and kroot don't have 'schlongs' you fookin grot. That kroot in the picture is in the act of sex as it knows it.


 No.203804

File: 1450400437039.jpg (118.77 KB, 827x555, 827:555, 1397604754983.jpg)

>>203750

>Please, keep your /monster/ out of 40k.

NEVER!!!


 No.203891

>>203758

…You know, thanks to you, I might've figured out a way for a small number of Tau to come into Aetern. After all, the call for outcasts extends across the galaxy…

>>203453

New thread happening within the week (roughly), by the way.


 No.203898

>>203891

Since Farsight answers the question of "What if Tau had no Ethereals?" shouldn't the Ætarn enclave answer the question, "What if the Tau had no castes?"

You still have the Greater Good, but it's a bunch of Tau who feel that they could best serve the Greater Good by taking up the duties of another caste. They'd probably have some weird gear at the least.


 No.203900

>>203898

How weird are we talking? Hybrid tech weird?


 No.203902

File: 1450424356647.gif (86.53 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 40K - Xeno Caramelldansen.gif)

Hotwheeeeels…


 No.203908

>>203900

Imagine how weird the tech could be if the warrior instincts of the Fire caste were directed toward building gear. Or if the Water caste, with their adaptability, were to develop a mech that used concepts from other cultures. Or if an Ethereal were to pilot at tank, what would he use? An Air caste adapted Broadside suit? An Earth caste adapted Sunshark? Vespid stealth suit? Kroot Riptide?

The possibilities are endless.


 No.203912

File: 1450426865611.jpg (96.31 KB, 800x703, 800:703, KrootSuitRiot.jpg)

>>203908

I vote nay, save it for another sector.

Literally the other side of the galaxy.

And kroot loot. They literally have looting in their genes, and then stole some more from orks.

Also, as long as etherials hang around the caste system stays. They produce and drink their own koolaid, so anything deemed counterproductive is stamped out. Inter-caste mingling is way up there in those regards.


 No.203915

>>203912

Like I said, small. Not even really a faction, more like a fluffy merc troop choice. Not many can reach here, even by warp fuckery.

But then, it is just an optional idea.

…And I am dead on my feet.


 No.204817

>>202805

>How about the fact that being Ecclesiarchial zealots, they are far, far less likely to even accept the existence of abhumans in the first place?

Ah, but this varies wildly. Depending on how much any particular group (remember, there's the whole "heterodoxy" thing) tries to be Holier Than Teh Emprah (speaking of whom - He did use Ogryn troops, IIRC).

Specifically the Ogryn are least-disliked, and even deserved above-average amount of nice words in "Infantryman's Primer" of all places - something about their simple, but loyal faith being a good example to others.

Which is why OP's question is a good one, no matter how ridiculous.


 No.204878

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>>204817

>Ah, but this varies wildly. Depending on how much any particular group (remember, there's the whole "heterodoxy" thing) tries to be Holier Than Teh Emprah (speaking of whom - He did use Ogryn troops, IIRC).

>Specifically the Ogryn are least-disliked, and even deserved above-average amount of nice words in "Infantryman's Primer" of all places - something about their simple, but loyal faith being a good example to others.

>Which is why OP's question is a good one, no matter how ridiculous.

Yes, right now there is a Sororitas Appreciation thread on 4chan /tg/, and one of the most annoying things about my ban is that I can't chime in on its' raging debate about "Transgender Sororita."

Of course you have the usual "NU, IS HERESY!" for reason such as "Altering the Holy Form of Man is a Sin" (Bullshit, since Augments and such are used all the time in the Imperium, Heresy of Form would be outright rejecting just being "human") and "You can't change your Sex Chromosomes from XY, you're still a man and violate the loophole!" (Which is ALSO bullshit, since the Imperium can probably has not just Hormone treatments, but outright Chromosomal treatments with their backwards ass sciences, let alone Sanctioned Biomancy!)


 No.210634

>>203912

>And kroot loot. They literally have looting in their genes, and then stole some more from orks.

This raises another good question:

how orky can a Kroot become?


 No.210655

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>>203804

>that pic

This reminds of a Only War campaign I had where we had to fight dark mechcanicus abominations and some of the monsters were human spiders


 No.210668

>>210634

Not nearly enough to be accepted by a WAAAGH field. Like Squats they are protected by and use ancestor worship. Unlike Squats the ancestor worship isn't locked to a single line, all Kroot can call forth all the different kindred's ancestors.


 No.210697

>>204878

Of course there can't be tranny sororitas. Sororitas are elite troops and trannies are barely functional fruitcakes.


 No.210711

File: 1452988982869.jpg (141.45 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Iron Warrior.jpg)

Nope, not submitting to your magical realm of monstergirl Sisters of Battle.


 No.210712

>>204878

Can you please just off yourself already?

Its bad enough that you moved to 8ch/tg/ but now Hotwheel's broken ass site wont even filter your fucking name.


 No.210733

>>203777

Wasted trips.

>He's got namefag cred! Who cares if he completely misses the point of an anonymous image board?


 No.213659

>>210668

>Not nearly enough to be accepted by a WAAAGH field.

Well, yes. But they absorb genetic information, and Orks have all sorts of FUN stuff there. Up to mekboys' knowledge of teh kustom gubbinz.


 No.215211

>>204878

Anon, superfluous body modification sounds awful heretical.


 No.215225

>>215211

Tell that to the people in the Mechanicus


 No.215228

>>215225

The machine cult tells them to become as much machine as they can, thats a religion accepted in the imperium.

Wanting to be a disgusting tranny its actually heretical, since youre soiling the sacred human form for something that is entirelly pointless for the emperor, you are also wasting materials, money and time with that, all of that its heresy.


 No.215292

>>215225

>Admech

>superfluous body modifications

>enhanced/extra senses and sensors

>heavy lifting equipment

>fine manipulators

>macro and micro scale toolkits

>weapons for terminating runaway machinery and the occasional xeno

>whatever else might fit into the duties of a techpriest, you name it

>superfluous body modifications


 No.215302

>>215228

That's never stopped hive nobles or rogue traders before.


 No.215305

>>215302

Who are these hive nobles and rogue traders you speak of? I'm sure there are Inquisitors who would be very interested to pick up such information.


 No.215314

>>215302

Any source on that?

I really want to see who are those transexual imperials in 40k you keep trying to force, you disgusting fuck.


 No.215347

>>215305

You don't kiss and tell, inquisitor.

>>215314

Nigger it is straight up canon that Imperial nobles turn to Slaanesh worship out of sheer boredom, I am pretty god damn sure that cutting their dick off because they want to be a pretty lady is something they do right before or after that happens.


 No.215417

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>>210733

>Being this assblasted by there being a namefag who isn't a giant autist


 No.215444

>>215417

I see you learned how to take off the name from the name field


 No.215449

>>215347

Because at that point THEY ARE HERETICS, you gigantic faggot.


 No.215450

>>215417

ND, you are a giant autist.


 No.215451

>>215417

>ND

>not a giant autist

I knew him before he was ND. He is a titanic autist.


 No.215472

>>215449

Until they're caught, they're still hive nobles, you quadruple nigger


 No.215498

>>215444

>>215450

Wasn't me…

>>215451

>I knew him before he was ND.

…Wait, WHO ARE YOU?!?!


 No.215502

>>215472

It doesnt matters if they are caught or not, if they are heretics they are heretic and that's that.


 No.215519

>>215502

Well aren't you just the littlest sororita.


 No.215522

>>215444

trips confirm


 No.215524

>>215519

If a guy hangs himself and nobody notices it for a week, he wont be alive during that week, people just wont know hes dead.

Same thing applies to heretics that are sick in the head m8.


 No.216180

>>203804

Stop forcing your sick fucking fettish into our hobby your twat

Now post some blue berries


 No.217632

>>215347

> Imperial nobles turn to Slaanesh worship out of sheer boredom, I am pretty god damn sure that cutting their dick off because they want to be a pretty lady is something they do right before or after that happens.

Unlikely, considering how often Slaanesh is depicted as a trap.


 No.222946

>>215228

It's not like no one outside Mechanicus uses augmetics without medical reasons. From electoo to hidden weapons.


 No.222997

>>203000

But anon, lesbian relationships have the highest incidence of domestic violence

>>204878

>Shit art

>Trannyposting

Fuck off. The only good thing you said is that you got banned by halfchan.

>>215347

>It's straight up canon that they turn to Slaanesh out of boredom

But that's fucking heresy, you fucking heretic.

>>222946

But the questios are:

>Who gives that much of a shit about random hive civilians?

>How many places can the Inquisitors keep an eye on?

>How the fuck would any of these heretics ever even make it into consideration for Adeptus Sororitas or the Spehs Mehrehns without being shot?


 No.223013

>>203485

That's surprisingly cute.

I want more harpy 40k shit, now.


 No.223083

>>215522

double dubs reaffirms


 No.223171

This thread turned to garbage the moment NiceDaemonette started posting.


 No.228525

>>204817

>Specifically the Ogryn are least-disliked, and even deserved above-average amount of nice words in "Infantryman's Primer" of all places - something about their simple, but loyal faith being a good example to others.

The possible problem (and a good excuse not to) here may be that Sisters are required to learn stuff obviously out of typical Ogryn reach. While BONE'eads are few and usually have another job to do already.


 No.228620

>>203093

>first drawing

I had lost that one in a hdd failure. Thanks.

Although since it's an old drawing I see and instantly thinks it's shit


 No.228771

>>202779

If they were raised by the Schola Progenium, being the orphan children of members of the Adeptus Terra, and they meet the requirements to be inducted into the Adepta Sororitas, then sure, why not. Ogryn almost certainly can't, due to their decreased intelligence, but Ratlings might be able to if they are of sufficient faith and physical capability.

Ask your GM whether or not you can use the Ratling Homeworld option from Only War in Dark Heresy 2, then take the Adepta Sororitas Background and a suitable Party Role. Maybe she was the daughter of some Ratling Adeptus Ministorum preachers who died in a tragic accident or something.

I'm not sure if they make Power Armor that small, though, so she'd probably have to join one of the Orders Non-Militant.




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