/tg/ - Traditional Games

The new reboot is treasonous. Alphs Complex is perfect the way it already is in 2E. Anything past that is communist mutant propaganda.

>R&D gives you a case of experimental hand grenades to test

>failure to test experimental R&D devices is treason

>treason is punishable by summary execution

>make sure to return all R&D equipment at the conclusion of the mission

>failure to return equipment is treason

>treason is punishable by summary execution

How do you get out of this?

>R&D gives you a case of experimental hand grenades to test

>failure to test experimental R&D devices is treason

>treason is punishable by summary execution

>make sure to return all R&D equipment at the conclusion of the mission

>failure to return equipment is treason

>treason is punishable by summary execution

How does a loyal, mutation-free, Friend Computer loving Troubleshooter handle this situation?

>>213335

It is an obvious communist plot to remove all refrences to communism

>>213361

Simple citizen

Make sure you activate the hand grenades before you return them

then you will return them to R and D and Test them

no treason

>>213394

but citizen, wouldn't that cause destruction to valueable alpha complex property?

>>213625

But think of all the Jobs for Infareds that will be made to repair the damage. Your not some sort of communist are you?

>>213360

Don't be the equipment guy.

>>213625

The better option is to say commie infrareds stole the grenades and caused this damage, find and force a group of infrareds to fix the mess, then execute them for being commies.

>>213625

That's on the R&D people.

Alternatively, it's all a part of friend computers plan and the grenades were actually designed to restructure the building.

If they weren't then they wouldn't have had the effect they had.

Friend Computer, how big a friend are you? Do you care about me?

>>214347

Friend Computer cares about all of us.

Do you doubt friend computer? That is rather treasonous.

friend gombuder is breddy ghey.

t. Garl Marx

>>214347

Would you happen to be a communist mutant by any chance?

>>214662

>not Garl Margz

>>214666

>>214666

That is not something for you or I to decide, fellow citizen. Simply hand him over to IntSec and allow their computer sanctioned interrogation experts to determine his guilt.

>>214211

>lying to friend computer

Fucking commie

I can't look for them right now, but I remember when I played I would actually type up requisition forms full of questions with few, or no, right answers. The mission debrief where they'd have to explain why they did boneheading things was normally the best part. If things went well, they lost their 5th clone in the mission, and their poor last clone had to answer for all their mistakes and treason, possibly being executed depending on the answers.

The whole thing probably gave me too much appreciation for fucking with players. Or just the right amount, I don't know.

>>213360

>>213361

You don't.

That's the point.

Don't be the equipment guy, find a way to replace the grenades, find a way to BLAME SOMEONE ELSE since backstabbing is not only encouraged but actively required. No one is your friend in Paranoia. Fuck your team mates. Fuck them into the ground.

>>213394

Fucking genius

>>214211

>Commies stole the nades

>"I'll tell Friend-Computer that I let our sworn enemy steal valuable test equipment, that will surely spare me"

It's like you don't even want your 6-pack anymore.

>>214226

Still genius, someone knows how this game is played.