/tg/ - Traditional Games

>>214526

Fanfiction plz go

>>214529

u jelly u didn't think of it

>>214526

>part human and part Eldar

Heretic, please.

>ratio of 50:1

It's commonly stated that a thousand psykers are sacrificed a day to power the throne, so you'd need to capture 20 Farseers a day.

>>214547

The Eldar population is measured in the billions, and given their attrition and low birth rates this means their days are numbered. While they're all some kind of psyker not all of them have what it takes to become Farseers, so that number is limited.

If one out of a thousand Eldar becomes a seer at all, and one out a thousand of those becomes a Farseer, you're still looking at a four-digit number max.

The real question is, what happens if the Imperium capture a craftworld and plug the Golden Throne to the infinity circuit?

>>214562

Would you be able to produce farseers from human/eldar hybrids?

If so then it's only a matter of capturing a suitable number of eldar females and keeping them secure long enough to birth the children that would come a few months after you let a few platoons of guardsmen into the room.

If not then maybe you could manage it with astartes :^)

>>214568

Considering that one librarian half-eldar, it would probably work.

The only downsides to the hybrids is that due to reduced interal organ effectiveness, they can't shit crystals anymore, and their turds are almost human.

>>214571

I don't think shitting is involved in the process of having your soul agonisingly sucked into the golden throne

>>214571

"Crystal"

Another retarded word

C r i s t a l

Fucking edgy writers not worth two pence

>>214576

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/crystal

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/spellcheck/english/?q=cristal

That's actually the correct spelling, burgerbro.

If you're going to speak something vaguely approximating English then you could at least put the effort in and spell the words correctly.

>>214576

Cry-stal harder pleb.

What about soul stones? There are still plenty of those around.

>>214562

Isn't there a big deal with Eldar that their reproductive cycle is pretty much broke

>>214586

I thought it was that they were terrified that if they actually started reproducing that they might enjoy it, which would lead to Slaanesh nomming their souls.

Also, considering that a large proportion of the craftworld eldar can probably still remember that time when they orgied the eye of terror into existence they're probably not all that keen on sex even without the threat of Slaanesh.

>>214584

You'd have to raid a craftworld to get any appreciable number of soulstones. Which would lead to casualties that even the Death Korps of Krieg would find hard to stomach.

40k fiction is shit but that retarded one 50k I think it was called had this part I really like where The Black Templar's just go on an literal endless crusade throughout the galaxy and get IG and other space marines to join them

>>214616

>The Black Templar's just go on an literal endless crusade

Isn't that their entire schtick?

>>214576

If you want to go german go all the way. Kristall

>>214616

Black Templars already do that, that's why they're allowed to have more than a thousand marines.

>>214623

Yes … "allowed". I'm sure they have the paperwork in order and everything :^),

>>214617

>>214623

Okay I worded that wrong they go on some mega super crusade since they were the only space marines who were still at full chapter strength

>>214627

Are you going to tell the Black Templars that they aren't allowed to continue the glorious crusade started by The Emperor? That sounds like something a heretic would say.

>>214617

>>214623

Anon's talking about a grimderp storytime called Warhammer 50k: the shape of the nightmare to come, in which all of the Space Marines join up with the Black Templars on a murderkill Crusade of Crusades after the Imperium dies. There are some decent stories within it Like Cato Sicarius assassinating Calgar and the 1st company captain to take control, but there's too much "LOL Bad stuff happens" for me to enjoy it.

>>214630

That's my point exactly.

They are very much not allowed to have exceeded chapter strength (indeed by some estimates they're only just short of legion strength) - but nobody in the Imperium has the balls or idiocy to try to call them in to explain themselves.

I imagine that any Inquisitor who tried would either be taken to one side by his superiors and told to stop being so retarded - or would suffer the same fate as those in the Ordos who get a little too interested in the Dark Angles - well, the same except for a lot more chanting and chainswords.

>>214526

Why not sacrifice daemons to the emperor then?

>>214652

Daemons don't have souls.

>>214526

>>214547

>>214548

It's true that there billions of eldars but farseers are an oddity even for them AFAIK.

Also the "thousand of psyker a day" is not necessarily true, nor it's not an actual "sacrifice".

The details are that:

- You need 1 000 psyker to concentrate on the throne to bolster the emperor,

- You need 1 000 to operate the Astronomican…

- Thousands die every year…

The way I see it you need thousands to operate both devices which are likely done in shifts and given how fumbles prone human psyker are they often die at the task meaning you need to bring fresh ones often (but not 365 000 a year. Not 4 BILLIONS psykers from the end of the Horus heresy to 999M41).

>>214652

Demons are made of warp stuff.

Souls are kinda like warp stuff (which is why demons like devouring them) but different.

Essentially warp stuff is subconscious mind energy leaked from sentient races.

Souls is conscious mind energy from sentient races.

Something like that.

>>214576

Am I missing something lore-wise from 40k? Literally nobody in an english-speaking country spells it cristal except trailer trash when naming their kids.

>>214680

Don't worry >>214576 is just that kind of trailer trash. That's all you're missing.

>>214680

Cristal, like 3/4 of the English vocabulary is the French derivation of latin crystallum.

That's how it's spelled in middle english (since middle english was mostly french not that anyone would dare to admit it out loud).

Later they decided to re-latinize it into crystal for some reason.

Both are correct. One is just out of usage (or french).

>>214667

I thought daemons were "all" soul stuff.

>>214526

>>214547

>>214550

>wanting Big E t comeback as more of an Arrogant asshole as he was before

I sincerely hope you guys don't do this

>>214562

>>214568

However,the Moral of the Guardsmen is an important issue that need be Addressed!

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Rape_of_an_Eldar

>>214644

Wasn't 50K about how in M42 emps woke up for a moment and told everyone to build a ship 1 AU in length then load all of humanity onto it and try again in another galaxy?

>>214715

That's something else. In 50k Emps just keeps rotting on the throne until he ascends as the Star Father, the fifth Chaos God of tyrrany and oppression (yes, I know).

>>214715

That's "The ship moves"

The Ship is the Imperium. The Imperium is the Ship. The Ship is the Emperor. The Emperor is the Ship. All is the Ship. The Ship is All. The Ship Moves.

>>214689

English is 22% French, 29% Latin, 28% German and the remaining 21% is the aborted child of other European languages. English is part French, because French is a mixture between Germanic and vulgar Latin. The Latin in English is mostly high Latin, because the only people who spoke Latin over there were the governors and soldiers who actually wanted to stay on Death Island.

>>214712

>breaks her legs

I can't fap to this.

>>214753

>because French is a mixture between Germanic and vulgar Latin.

This is important to keep in mind because allot of French loanwords are of Frankish origin and thus are of a germanic root. Similarly the most commonly used english words (the ones with significant grammatical importance) are germanic and Englishes syntax and grammar is completely unlike Latin or even continental Germanic languages and has more in common with Swedish than it does German. English is, I would say, neither Romance nor Germanic but Anglo-Frankish.

>>214712

>the Moral of the Guardsmen is an important issue

Well, while it would be great for Guard morale, I can see the average Ecclesiarchy preacher raising the question of the effect on the moral fibre of the guardsmen in question :^)

They should add some back story about sects of Eldar escaping slaneesh by their own will, by sacrificing themselves to the emperor .

>>214795

Or some shit on the daily life of nurgle and isha

Like does her literally force feed her his diseases or just experiments on her nonstop in some daemon god lab

>>214805

Not sure I understand your question m8

What if we sacrifice chaos cultists? They are some of the most powerful psykers especially those that serve that Tzeentch guy. And it's not like anybody will miss them.

Shit we could even sacrifice daemons. Imagine that: Instead of banishing the bastards like scrubs we feed them to the Emperor so not only do we remove the daemon for good but also we get an excellent power source. I would recommend using those little pink faggots because they are powerful psykers and I know a good trick for catching them.

>>214806

From what I understand, the first one. Occasionally, she manages to sneak a cure to one of the many plagues and diseases out to the material universe.

>>215082

Emperor dammit, you have such a shit taste on fetishes you namefagging fuck.

>>214526

Meh…I like the idea where an Eldar fapfic accidentally brought forth the reincarnation of the Emperor way better.

>>214526

I think you want this thread, m8.

>>205835

>>215082

Even by your standards, this is some pretty low quality stuff, ND.

>>215096

Not in fetishes this time, but in choice of artist. Don't go for Kazuv when you go for preggo, m80.

>>214586

Yes, according to Xenology.

Basically the male needs to impregnate the female on a regular basis over an undetermined time period for the pregnancy to be viable.

Like, the baby needs regular additions of sperm until it's born. If they stop, babby ded.

>>214669

OP Here

I can't believe this argument dragged on for so long.

Anyway, let's assume 'more and more Eldar Farseers, IN ADDITION to 1000 human psykers everyday'

>>215291

>ork

>(loyalist) space marine

There's allot of things wrong there Anon.

>>214805

>And how does this result in more Preggo Space Elves?

I think you fucked up your post but the "Alternative hentai ending" of the article shows pregnant space elves being forced to mass produce children for the Imperium.

>>214828

>Shit we could even sacrifice daemons. Imagine that: Instead of banishing the bastards like scrubs we feed them to the Emperor so not only do we remove the daemon for good but also we get an excellent power source. I would recommend using those little pink faggots because they are powerful psykers and I know a good trick for catching them.

Yeah but wouldn't sacrificing them add to the emperors conscience? I mean what with how he was created I could only imagine what would happen if daemons where to assimilate into him.

>>214722

>>214726

Eh, people also called it 50K but whatever it's not like it's licensed or anything

>>214756

>Not being even more aroused by it

Nigga do you even call yourself a servant of the Emperor?

>>215442

>Yeah but wouldn't sacrificing them add to the emperors conscience?

Not at all!

When souls are fed to our Emperor they are quickly assimilated. It is like eating grox: Do you become corrupted by the meat? Do you develop tough scales and become unreasonably aggressive?

No! The meat is digested and assimilated. It ceases to be grox flesh and instead becomes energy and human flesh. It does not change you physiologically beyond satisfying your hunger.

It is completely safe to feed daemons to The Golden Throne as long as they are no stronger than The Emperor.

However I would wholeheartedly advise against using the daemons of Nurgle since bringing biological weapons that close to the most importan hive world in The Imperium is asking for trouble. Pink horrors are the ideal sacrifice because with the right technique they are actually very easy to capture and contain and they are not very clever.

>>215437

But of all the things that are wrong, the necron is the MOST wrong.

>>215246

>Even by your standards, this is some pretty low quality stuff, ND.

Yeah, but SFW Preggo 40k is hard to come by as it is, and the shittiness just adds to the troll factor.

>>214526

>>214834

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14094031/

>>214805

from that article

>Sera ended up being captured by imperial forces alongside her comrades, they killed all the male eldars. Then fastforward 20 years later you see Sera and a large number of female Eldars with ahegao faces and heavily pregnant bodies. Turns out these babies have been really useful to the imperium because now they serve as really great soldiers and somehow a pregnancy can last an entire day before giving birth. While more and more Eldar women from the depths of Commonragh, Craftworlds all over the galaxy even from Biel-Tan and the Exodite worlds came and ended up like Sera who had now become the mother of thousands, while increasing her bust size to a tremendous G-Cup. Now many Eldar have another fear other than Slaanesh it is ending yp in these hybrid farms. Of course most if not all the sperm donators were all highly loyal and fanatical imperials. Farseer Idranel of Craftworld Ulthwe herself was captured by the Blood Ravens, while forcefully impregnating her and the rest of her female soldiers with their gene seed. Upon giving birth the astartes/eldar hybrids came out cunt punching while the mothers died screaming while orgasming. Learning that somehow being impregnated by a mon-keigh stopped Slaanesh from taking their souls, some Eldar women gave themselves up willingly, while others who were trying to free their brethen were shocked by what they had become. In a joint mission lead by a few high ranking female Farseers the Eldar race(the female part) ended up becoming mon-keigh/eldar baby makers. The end of the wars across the imperium wasn't because of an STC or the emperor's return it was the birth of many an army coming from unwilling sluts.

>Read something on g e hentai called The Dragonborn Cometh to get the picture, especially the ones with elves in them

>>214598

I suppose a worthwhile endeavour might be looting the corpses after a war rather than letting the Eldar reclaim their dead. The soulstone's attached to the armour. Kill the guy in the armour, take the soulstone. Every Eldar is psychic to a degree, probably moreso than a human psyker, so it could be a good way of storing souls as batteries if you have a bad day of psyker turnouts for mass sacrifice.

>>214646

I think it's more a case of the Inquisition very closely monitoring them. Having a band of zealots be really strong is absolutely great until they misunderstand or misinterpret something. If they start deciding one day that other chapters aren't crusading hard enough and become too big of a threat to the Imperium itself, they'd have the other lesser chapters band together to put them down. They want their zealots good, but not so good they can't control them when the time comes.

>>214652

What everyone else said, plus would you really want to fuck with sacrificing daemons?

>>214669

I think that makes the most sense. It's not so much that they're sacrificed as much as the sheer magnitude of the task just takes its toll one them and they eventually perish sooner or later to the point that it's so suicidal as to be considered sacrifice.

>>214785

Nothing keeps morale up better than a good ol' fashioned shootin' by the commissar.

>>214828

What >>214840 said. You're asking for trouble.

>>215647

>Eldars

The plural for Eldar is Eldar, that really does me noggin in so it does.

>>216346

>I suppose a worthwhile endeavour might be looting the corpses after a war rather than letting the Eldar reclaim their dead. The soulstone's attached to the armour. Kill the guy in the armour, take the soulstone. Every Eldar is psychic to a degree, probably moreso than a human psyker, so it could be a good way of storing souls as batteries if you have a bad day of psyker turnouts for mass sacrifice.

Older fluff says that if you swallow a soulstone that has a soul in it you essentially do what a C'tan or Slannesh does and you gain Psychic powers.

>Nothing keeps morale up better than a good ol' fashioned shootin' by the commissar.

But what about when the Commisar needs his morale boosted? Nothing builds kinship between an Officer and his men by participating together in the superiority in the Human Phallus against a Vile Xeno.

>The plural for Eldar is Eldar, that really does me noggin in so it does.

I just copy past'd from the article,

>>214756

>implying the only acceptable time to engage in coitus with foul xenos is when you have broken several of their bones and being harsh enough that pleasure is not felt on their side.

Fucking Heretics

>>217719

But Eldar and Humans have common Origins silly goy.

>>217723

Different anon. Rogue Trader era fluff said both Eldar and Humies were Old One spawn. That isn't strictly speaking true anymore, so crossbreeding would result in… problems.

>>214526

>inquis sacrifices eldar to emprah

>emprah dies from shame of being part xenos

>reincarnates inside the purest pussy in the galaxy

>machas

>spends the next ten thousand years getting some /ss/ incest going

>ends up usurping slaneesh's godhood

>>217744

>Wasn't the vast majority of it retconned?

Yeah, that was my point. There isn't anything linking the two races biologically anymore, so genetic compatibility is wishful thinking.

>>215459

>Do you become corrupted by the meat? Do you develop tough scales and become unreasonably aggressive?

It is if you're a Kroot

>>214756

>not finding it even more arousing

>>214828

>I would recommend using those little pink faggots because they are powerful psykers and I know a good trick for catching them.

I see a little problem here.

Daemons got inherent Warp Instability - they are more there than here.

Thus either

A) You didn't choke the blasted thing's connection to Warp enough to guarantee it won't cause troubles, or

B) You did, and now it's banished (or maybe banished and splattered, if you used a Pariah).

>>214568

>Would you be able to produce farseers from human/eldar hybrids?

Probably not, but since they got to be more psyker-y than a pureblood humans, sacrifice-wise it's an improvement anyway.

So here's our plot: the number of psykers' naturally fluctuates randomly with distinct negative selection pressures (both natural and artificial) keeping them down. The observed rise is caused by an influx of Eldar blood.

The Most Holy Inquisition looks the other way, because the competent ones are less afraid of teh Foul Xenos and more of one day not having enough of those resources to keep the Astronomicon bright and Gate of Terra reliably closed.

>Wanting the emperor to be a halfling.

This is another whole level of heresy.