No.217590
>that moment when meme magic somehow gets implemented in shadowrun.
No.217596
No.217669
>>217590
Meme magic is real. It's called disinformation, cointelpro, and information warfare.
No.217681
>>217597
>kek - heat, flame, fire
THE FIRE RISES
No.220250
No.220524
>>217669
That's blatantly wrong. Refer to >>217597
No.220528
>>217669
>>220524
Meme magic is essentially global group-casting.
The internet is your Wizard's Circle and memes are spells being cast in the minds of countless people.
Most seem benign, but some carry subtle effects.
No.220603
>>220528
>Most seem benign
Nigger so far the only thing we've done is crashing 3 planes with no survivors, bringing into existance a PMC whose boss has SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE and Ebin Pepe.
No one knows what the fuck we're doing, not even us, but it sure as fuck isn't benign looking.
No.220610
Memepunk lives!
Dubs is a powerful spell, and easy to cast. All you need is the standard Impact typography set, and a likeness of the mid-tier memegod Bateman, but the consequences of calling dubs and not being granted favor of the dubsgod, are horrific. A fate far worse than death.
DUBS FOR THE DUBSGOD! WHORES FOR THE WHORE THRONE!
No.220615
>>220610
>off by one
Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, Jimbo
No.220622
>>220615
I never proclaimed "Checkem"! Th- that should- uh.. Mean- Oh please, no! It wasn't my intention! I- I swear! It's not what it looks like!
No.220624
No.220652
>>217590
So Kek and Heh are the male/female equivilant of the god(dess) of darkness and the unknown anonymous. Kek is a frog- like Pepe. And Heh is a snake- like that Monster Musume show.
And that conspiracy theory card game had "The Frog God" as a card.
All pretty fun right?
Well another caucus happened recently, and the state map looked familiar. Then, pic related.
No.220659
>>220603
There are many many memes, but there is whispers amongst some Anons that Kek is a meme that made itself.
We were destined to to discover and circulate Pepes because it would lead us to Kek, which would give Kek more power and allow him to influence more powerful memes.
No.220660
>>220603
>bringing into existance a PMC whose boss has SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
What was this?
No.220666
No.220667
>>220652
>>220659
I do not like these images not what they imply.
No.220670
>>220667
Come on, we're just playing ball with a bunch of elder gods with strange powers that may or may not be stuff reality warping and time travel, I don't see what could possibly go wrong.
No.220678
>>220670
The Big Bang was the universe memeing itself into existence.
Cave paintings were just early memes.
Our brains are naturally wired to be fascinated by stories and conceptual constructs for the purpose of sharing them and spreading them.
Computers were created to create unlimited memes and the internet exists for rapid spread of memes.
No.220682
The Great Memegod Cory did 9/11, because only an event of such a memeitude could kill him, thus allowing himself to be reincarnated as the internet.
Cory is the Internet. Cory is dead. The internet did not exist before 9/11. Cory did 9/11.
No.220705
>>220666
checked
>>220682
you make a compelling argument anon
No.220713
>>220652
>>220659
This is the thing that the Sign of One keeps talking about, right? You know, the Faction from Planescape whose members have weaponised solipsism to the point where they memed the Bleaker Factol to death.
As a Signer's power grows they become able to meme so hard they can duplicate spells (up to level 4 for Factotums, up to level 9 for Factors), though if you roll poorly you mess up and meme yourself out of existence.
The Signers however don't do this for enlightenment: they do it for their own personal power, and to show off that they can. So they're in there for the lulz.
And yes, the Signers are currently trying to meme a god back life. Votes are between Aoskar, the old god of portals who was killed by the Lady of Pain for encroaching on Sigil and stealing some of her Dabus away from her, and Enki. Yes, THAT Enki. The Epic of Gilgamesh one. Personally I'd go with Team Enki because A: Her Serenity didn't kill him and as such reviving him won't draw her ire, and B: the Sumerian pantheon is still around and they are small but mighty.
No.220745
>>220666 (Praise Kek)
Does this mean that Mechas are going to be memed into existence?
This is just like my japanese animes!
No.220749
>>220745
We're getting there.
By telling stories of giant robot heroes and mecha warfare we have memed a generation of engineers and soldiers who feel the need to make giant robots.
No.220752
>>220713
>we're all potential Signers
>bringing back dead gods with meme magic
Oh God, Planescape is real. We're going to meme Sigil into existence.
>born too late to explore the Earth
>born too early to explore the galaxy
>born just in time to EXPLORE THE OUTER PLANES
COME ON FAGGOTS, WE NEED TO MEME SIGIL INTO EXISTENCE
No.220766
>>220713
Why bother with gods, when we could just meme Gilgamesh himself into existence? Somebody with Charisma Rank A is exactly what we need to fix the world.
Don't even suggest Trump you faggots, he has a rank of D or C at best.
No.220769
>>220749
I think battle suits have a more primal source.
It's like horse back riding, man seamlessly taking control over something outside of his body, extending his purpose to it to compete and grow stronger.
It's why they're so integral to sci-fi, not because it's the next logical step in warfare(at least exo-skeleton wise), but because they enable us to take on things much bigger than ourselves whether it be the incarnation of pure evil, fucking clanners, or the gods of chaos.
No.220771
>>220652
>The name Khmun literally translates to Eight-town because eight deities were worshipped there
This shit is getting too real
No.220772
>>220769
>>fucking clanners
the fuck did you just fucking say about us you fucking freeborn inner sphere barbarian
No.220774
You know, I don't know if we're genuinely toying with forces far beyond our understanding or are simply backsliding into religious dogmatism in an era of uncertainty, but I really want it to be the former.
Praise be to Kek, bringer of light!
No.220776
>>220769
I think you might be onto something.
The greatest show of power that Mankind has always revered is always the ability to impose one's will upon the world. To command and control everything around you.
Taming the first animals to fight and hunt and work must have been seen as an immense power by early men (this is fresh in my head because of Farcry Primal). BUt all throughout history, men have sought to impose their will and command greater and more complex creatures. Immense armies that toppled continents. Massive tanks and fleets of planes that caused unfathomable destruction on a whim.
A mech would be the newest most dangerous beast for men to impose their wills upon. Something to allow us unprecedented power to shape the world around us.
But there's a hitch that we see quite common in our stories (the memes we create and spread amongst our cultures) that shows that being able to impose your will and being able to properly control the power it brings are not the same thing. Countless tales of hubris as men try to tame and control things beyond what their meager wills can handle.
Which brings us to meme magic and the power to control and command the greatest beast of all: Reality itself. What greater achievement could their be? To enact one's will upon the very fabric of existence is a meme older than the countless Gods and faiths that have come and gone in mankind's history.
>>220771
>>220774
Welcome to the rabbit hole.
No.220783
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>220749
>>220769
INTERNATIONAL MECH WARS SOON BROTHERS
No.220784
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>220749
>>220769
The response
I like this video more but you need the other one for context
No.220801
>>220652
Meme magic scares me.
Mostly because it implies we've got some Ork-like psychic webway where if we get enough people to echo shit, it becomes real.
No.220807
>>220776
Adapt, Assimilate, Advance. That's what mankind does.
We adapt to our surroundings to survive literally anywhere, but we are not content with that. We assimilate that surrounding to better serve us. Be it animals, crops, or the very forces of nature themselves, we take them, and mold them to our advantage. But we are not content with just that. Every time we have something good, every time we force our surroundings to better suit us, every time we meet the requirements of our people to thrive, we are still not content. We take all that, and we improve it further and further.
But we are not content with that alone, either.
Now we look to new lands to repeat the cycle over again. To adapt to the harshest of climates, to assimilate the strangest of animals, to advance our worlds a thousandfold.
So many other things in this world are content with just one of these traits. Few creatures adapt to more than one climate, few learn to assimilate their surroundings to better serve them, and few ever go beyond their need.
On their own, the traits may not seem special, but it is when united together they become a force to be reckoned with.
There is one final trait, however: This one completely inarguable.
Humanity is, above all else, massive perverts.
That leaves us with the most terrifying combination of all. Because we won't be slowed by some foreign alien threat. No, instead, we will look on that alien threat and say to ourselves "I want to fuck that". And then, we will adapt and assimilate our way into being able to fuck that. And then we will advance that fucking even further, until we've got horrible alien crossbreeds that further send humanity's unstoppable grasp out across the universe.
No.220811
>>220807
And now we're more or less getting the source code of the universe via memes.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
No.220812
>>220811
Given humanity's mentioned perverseness, I'm betting on the accidental summoning of Slaanesh.
No.220813
>>220801
Nah, fellow Anon. Human meme magic is not like the Ork psychic field of reality by consensus.
Their psychic field is like our own instead.
No.220814
>>220812
Fuck, let's summon all the chaos gods while we're at it. Both the 40k and Egyptian ones because why the fuck not?
No.220815
>>220813
What if… Keep with me here…
What if that memed the psychic field into existence?
Or is this some kind of "chicken before the egg" shit?
No.220816
>>220812
Creating Slaanesh wouldn't slow us down, either.
No.220817
>>220815
Fuck if I know, anon, but I would tentatively assume that the power existed before us, or was born as part of human nature, rather than a force we created.
also, the egg came first. eggs do not necessarily result in chickens, but chickens always lay eggs.
No.220820
>>220815
are you implying we memed orks into existence and they created the psychic field wich memed mememagic into existence?
No.220821
>>220820
More that Orks were memed into being a thing, which caused meme magic to be memed into existence by making that a meme of Ork psychic consensus shit.
Is that too mindfucky?
I guess more realistically we just always had the power.
No.220822
>>220821
This is shit just keeps getting more and more real, wake me up please.
No.220826
>>220822
No getting off the rid now, buddy.
No.220828
>>220821
An element of cosmic truth gleaned through the stories and fiction (memes) that we shared with each other. Makes perfect sense.
No.220836
>>220821
>Is that too mindfucky?
Nope, that's exactly how it works. A powerful enough meme can go back in time and reshape the world. Kinda like with religion, the most powerful of memes. The Christian take on how the world was created? Completely valid and accurate, as is the Shintoist creation myth. What happens after death? Zoroastrianism, Pastafarianism and the Maori are all correct, both when it comes to their own people and amongst the infidels.
Their memes shaped the world in years to come, but also in the earlier years. From all these initial creations came a single universe, the one we live in now. All the inconsistencies, fuckups and clashing ideas smoothened themselves out, and voila: here we are.
No.220839
More mememaic screencaps please.
No.220841
>>220839
Not exactly meme magic, but I do have this.
Ancient shitposters.
No.220844
No.220851
>>220845
This shit almost reminds me of the Matrix. You have to believe hard enough, and then it will become true. If you believe you are fast, you will be fast, if you believe you are strong, you will be, and so on.
This also happens to echo a lot of what I understand of psychology, especially in sports.
Corked bats, for instance, are actually supposedly less effective in practicality than wood core ones, but despite that, those who use them tend to hit harder.
They believe this, if you will, "wand" will give them power, and so it does. Mind over matter.
This idea of meme magic, we are subtly aware of our entire lives. Our entire history, our arts, philosophies, games, and stories, hell even our sciences, have all been subtly and subconsciously telling us the truth: That belief is reality and reality is belief.
No.220852
>>220766
>have an anime with both alexander and gilgamesh
>gilgamesh is the clean-shaven pretty boy and alexander is the big hairy brute
I don't get the japs
No.220858
>>220841
>>220845
>>220854
Thanks guys, im saving all of them.
No.220860
>>220845
>if /pol/ had their way, half of my tabletop group would be dead
No.220861
>>220860
>half
Nah all you jew lovers are going to the ovens
No.220862
>>220860
shh anon don't let them notice
The serbs want to remove me And pol would gladly let them
No.220864
>>220862
Can you tell me your nationality?
No.220865
>>220864
Anon… I am Turkish
I hope that by being an admirable human being i can rise above And I currently hope we wont get nuked as a way to start ww3
sage for offtopic
No.220866
>>220865
Well, you can work as a test subject for whether meme magic will remove kebab, or kebab.
No.220867
>>220865
Kebab is not a race, but a state of mind. You can avoid being removed, anon.
No.220870
>>220861
At least I won't ever have to worry about that happening.
No.220874
You know, it's a damn shame we can't use this power for good, instead of evil.
Or, well, maybe not "evil" so much as "blind randomized gibberish".
No.220875
>>220777 (Praise Kek)
>>220811 (Praise Kek)
>>220822 (Praise Kek)
>>220866 (Praise Kek)
Could somebody post that one beaverposter screencap about how psychology is similar to magic?
No.220879
>>220875
I cannot, but as someone who was briefly a psych major, I can confirm that a lot of the shit I learned is basically black magic.
That, and a shit ton of really boring medical whopblah.
Which ends up being why I put a stop to that.
No.220883
>>220874
Nigger we're anonymous imageboards, chaotic neutral given form. Not our fault everyone else is too busy focusing on other shit to notice that viral ideas can manifest and change reality.
No.220889
>>220874
>>220874
Good and evil are states of mind, anon. Those in charge may tell us now that we're the villains, but remember that the winners write the history books. We will change the narrative.
No.220890
>>220883
Fair enough, I suppose. Still, you'd think at least someone here would figure "Hey, what if I ran shit for something useful? Like genetically modified cat girls?"
No.220896
>>220874
I have wondered if we could force meme magic, but it seems counterintuitive. People spread memes because they want to. Because they are entertaining or enjoyable or because they are fitting.
This makes me wonder if some of these memes are predetermined outcomes. If this is the will of Gods, then we propagate these memes because they are part of some prophetic element of reality. We were drawn to the symbol of the frogheaded man because Kek willed it. If it wasn't Pepe, it would have been something else.
However, if our memes are a manifestation of collective will, a focal point or totem, that means that our Frogheaded man, our Rarest Pepes, are something that has been made to resonate through time and space… But if we're accepting that it may mean that we've merely created a paradoxical God that leads us.
Of course, it's also possible that this is a sort of 4-dimensional game of connect the dots where certain elements allow us to glean cosmic truths and draw power from subtle knowledge and insight. This leads us to certain symbols which we empower through our memes and in-turn draw more power from, like >>220845 's first image. Creating power through desire and willpower. Willworking. Meme magic.
No.220897
>>220865
If you try any of the shit you did in the past or if you send more refugees our way I'd be happy to do as my ancestors did and take up arms against you filthy Ottomans.
No.220898
>>220890
>cat girls
Fuck that. I want the perfect woman, aka a talking dog with tits.
No.220900
>>220898
>dog with tits
Seems a bit furry for me.
But, then, I'd be happy with kobolds, so I guess I can't judge.
No.220901
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>>220898
>>220900
>not wanting snek pussy
No.220908
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No.220915
>>220801
Actual memetics is spreading information.
And reality is just how you perceive it (to an extent).
So in some ways, you can pull of meme magic without actually bending reality. Pics related.
But shitposting is fun.
>>220914
Lets keep going until we summon the Emperor. Preferably not as a skeleton so he can lead and shit.
No.220924
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>>220836
In a GG thread, we had a blank post, with the date of 49 years ago.
On that exact date, it was when the prototype of the internet first sent out a message before it crashed.
I saved this, but no proof of the date I'm afraid.
No.220937
>>220897
>People are countries.
No.220940
>>220924
I don't think that's properly possible…
But I guess meme magic isn't properly possible, either, and yet here we are.
No.220941
>>220940
Haven't we already determined that reality is a fractal? It stands to reason then that it would be surprisingly malleable. Changes in one level would ripple to every other level.
>>220898
>you were born just in time to join hands with the faceless hordes and change the universe irrevocably
>you were born too early to have a kawaii neko-neko chan gf or bf yourself
No.220942
So is posting on 8chan going to turn me into a cultist now?
No.220944
>>220942
Don't worry anon, you'll hardly notice the change.
No.220947
>>220942
One of us!
One of us!
No.220953
>>220942
>Not having been part of Ebola-chan's magical nazi death attack on Africa
>Not being a cultist already
I bet you don't even have cultist robes, fag
No.220954
>>220953
Ebola's overrated. It's actually a pretty shitty disease, by disease standards.
No.220959
>>220953
>Ebola-chan's magical nazi death attack on Africa
I still find it hilarious that this is a thing which actually fucking happened
No.220961
>>220953
You just reminded me to go wash my second-hand, knee length goth coat.
So I guess I actually have an ad hoc cult robe already.
No.220981
>>220942
Mark of Kek and Mememagic psychic discipline when ?
No.220988
Remember when we all kept yelling "awaken my masters".
The next arch played off in Egypt, coincidence?
We have called out to the heavens and the heavens answered.
No.220989
>>220937
>Countries are people
No.220990
Hopefully our meme powers don't spawn a chaos god and create a horrible space anus from the planet's ashes
No.220991
>>220990
don't worry they will, and if you don't want them to then they still will only you'll get something like Mala. The wheel is in motion and I can not be stopped only turned the other direction
No.220993
>>220988
You do know that JJBA was a manga before an anime right?
You do know that stardust crusaders came out decades ago?
No.220995
>>220993
Yes, but the anime adapatation of Battle Tendency caused a large uptick in the number of people shouting "Awaken my Masters" while probably also thinking about Egypt
No.220997
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>mfw we discover that the word "Pope" was supposed to be spelled "Pepe"
No.220998
>frog gods
Think we can meme Gensokyo into existence?
No.220999
>>220666
No fucking way. It's actually called "Sons of Liberty International".
We're playing with a power we can't comprehend.
No.221002
>>220901
>>220908
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman.
>female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman
>female form
>snake woman
>mfw snek pussy is another manifestation of Kek, Toppest of All, Lord of the Obscure, Bringer of Light
No.221003
A video of praise to our lord.
No.221004
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>>220998
If we look at the wider spectrum of phenomenon, there's a chance that Gensokyo already does exist.
It's essentially a remix of many ancient memes, drawing from all kinds of stories and legends. Tales of parallel worlds ruled over by magical beings are quite common.
Now, depending on how you look at this, we're either going to have to find the right meme and empower it to make Gensokyo more real, or we are going to have to discover a series of smaller memes that carry an undeniable truth with them that subtly connects them.
Either way, there is a strange phenomenon surrounding some of North America's national parks. Each year people simply vanish entirely, leaving no trace or clue, and never a corpse.
Some of these disappearances have happened right in front of people. A woman walked over a hill with two friends several steps behind her and she was gone. The parents of a young boy looked away for a moment and he vanished. An experienced hiker walked into the woods and was never found again.
There's certainly something there.
No.221008
>>220652
>So Kek and Heh are the male/female equivilant of the god(dess) of darkness and the unknown
>Heh
Reminds me of something…
No.221012
>>>/pol/5095527
Hopefully this works, never crossposted before. /pol/ delving deeper into the hole, some more insights.
No.221151
>>220998
Well, the appearance of youkai works exactly like meme magic. Taken from Symposium of Post-Mysticism on the appearance of Shout Toramaru:
>Byakuren: It's not quite right to say she was just a tiger. As you know tigers are not native to Japan. Back when scholarship was being brought over from the continent, an animal called a tiger was introduced too, but only as a word. The imagination of people wondering what they looked like was what gave birth to Shou.
>Marisa: That's not what I'd call just a tiger.
>Byakuren: Ahem. But she wasn't a youkai with a solid identity. It wouldn't have been strange for her to disappear at any moment. But when Lord Bishamonten and I asked her to guard our temple in our absence, her existence became firmly established.
Also according to some other lore that I can't find right now, most youkai are basically creepypasta that became real through belief. If meme magic is actually real, I'd say there is a pretty decent chance of Gensokyo existing too.
No.221248
>>221151
>tfw gensokyo is not only real,
>but Yukari planted the idea of the gensokyo fiction in a mortal man's head in order to feed faith and belief into gensokyo
>we've been feeding them all this time.
No.221251
>>221248
Kek did the same thing.
No.221383
>>220990
13th Black Crusade?
No.221412
>>220749
Chicks dig giant robots.
No.221416
Should we use the power of the mememagic to manifest the emperor into reality?
Think about it /tg/, nothing could go wrong with a deus imperator irl.
>>221412
All right.
No.221418
>>221416
We should do it, but make sure to not make a horus.
Gotta do this smart.
anyway, is this meme magic just like how fucking nuffle was made in bloodbowl?
No.221422
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>>221416
What the fuck do you think /pol/ has been doing this whole time? Making lolcat macros? I mean come on anon, have you seen Trump's living room? WALL TO WALL GOLD.
No.221423
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>>221422
Nah m8, do not compare a simple demagoge to the glorius god emperor of mankind, thats fucking insulting.
No.221429
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>>221423
Look at our reality. We have everything star trek predicted, but incredibly expensive and unspectacular. Hoverboards, flying cars, 3d holograms, AI, you name it and we have something along those lines. This reality is about dealing with what we have to make what we want, lowering expectations to be appeased with second best.
What you want is the emperor of mankind.
What you get is real estate Lex Luthor with a comb over.
Welcome to Earth, not Terra.
Meme magic is shifting expectations to meet the reality at hand, forming causes for tangentially related effects. The Egyptians, the Aztecs & Olmecs, the Sumerians, Shinto priests today all knew this. In a way they did what the missionary galactus does in peacefully converting worlds to the imperium. Meme magic, to quote a certain ironic clockwork, is about creating context for people's everyday decisions.
The context is degeneracy and economic downfall. The magic is /pol/. The hero is Trump.
No.221483
>>220860
>mfw my current tabletop group is filled with pseudo-/pol/acks and actual /pol/acks
>2/5 of us like men
>3/5 of us like traps
>4/5 of us are minorities in some way
>We're all voting Trump
No.221495
>>221483
I'm voting for him because I want to see where Kek's wild ride takes us.
No.221497
>>221495
I'm voting for him because I think he's actually are best shot of restoring America to glory, I fucking love his policy on immigration.
No.221501
>>221497
The election is a total shitshow this time around, but there is a faint silver lining to Trump, as one /pol/ack explained.
Everyone else is a career politician. Their profession is taking bribes, glad-handing everyone, pushing any agenda that will further their career, and lying as much as possible.
If any of the politicians win, it means another 4 years of the same old shit. We'll be deeper in debt, our currency will continue to devalue, and infrastructure problems will keep getting worse.
Now, Trump might end up being just as ineffectual or counterproductive as any of the rest… But he also might be enough of a wildcard to offer us something different that can help us for the first time in decades.
No.221519
>>221497
>actually are
>are
fucking kill me right now
No.221575
No.221576
>>221418
As the great warrior-poet Horus Lupercal once said, "If the day does not require a stormbolter, it is good."
No.221633
>>220865
Slmcnms. Neredensin? Skype ver pampa.
No.221636
>>221429
Trump may not be the hero we need, but he's the hero we deserve, and we damn better take him, before we run out heavenly mercy all together.
He's probably going to drop out after he wins the primary so his old friend the wicked witch can win, and make herself president for life.
And then I'm moving to China.
And joining the secret police.
And dying at 41 in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident.
No.221647
>>221636
>All that shit
This is why I'm voting for him, all the assholes who say they'll move away. Really shows how much they care about the U.S. Have ye no loyalty? Has all sense of love for your home and your family been scraped out by the apathy inducing news cycle? Did your morality come from cartoons, or your parents?
I often wish I didn't learn all the shit I did, I was happier. I can say I'm never sad now tho, too angry to be sad. Like anime. Want to know why it's so popular? We consume that which we seek, and we often seek what we are missing. A generation has sought the warm embrace of sincere woman, of governments by the people for the people, and where able bodied men are not the defacto bad guy. Where ones good actions are rewarded, people are not obese, and faces can become familiar.
We're on the verge of a cultural abyss, in some ways already sliding in, and Trump is the last best hope of stopping the creep of apathy, post-modern deconstruction, and god damn cultural relativism. I don't want to live in a country where pedophilia, communism, and sharia law have active advocates while reasonable debate is cause for imprisonment. Decency is dead, good faith is dead, and god damn Christianity has become a tool of the corrupt.
That's the last I'll go into politics. Too tangential to /tg/. Too tangential for this thread.
No.221801
>>221576
It's important to remember that before he was corrupted, Horus Lupercal was a genuinely good and heroic man.
No.221815
>>221647
Stay strong man.
How often has a group had to be pushed to the brink to become stronger? To trim the fat and the least useful? To learn from their mistakes?
It'll be wild. But if we all do our bit, even if it's talking to others about what we're worried about, we'll be OK.
I'd bet my life on it.
No.221980
>>221647
>god damn Christianity has become a tool of the corrupt.
Maybe if you're a cucked Protestant.
No.221983
>>221980
The current pope is a fucking chump.
No.221994
>>221980
The anti-pope tried to stump the Trump but got annihilated instead.
Roman Catholicism is as dead as Nestorianism.
The only legitimate church remaining are the Orthodox but they are getting pozzed fast.
No.222001
>>221994
The Serb Orthodox Church is slav judaism and it even has its own Shoah they like to oy vey about.
They have some dindu nuffin elements when they deny Serb crimes and cry out as they attack you.
No.222033
>>221980
>be Catholic
>m-muh Pope
No wonder Trump is Protestant
No.222038
>>222001
Bosnian shill, pls go.
No.222050
>>222038
Nope, I'm talking about shit that actually happened.
The Srebrenica hand-wringing is pretty annoying as well.
No.222059
>>220924
I think all computers count in milliseconds from the beginning of the net, so if there's a zero timestamp it will have that date.
maybe, I'm not sure
No.222063
>>222033
>posts martin luther
>the guy who hated protestants
No.222484
>>217681
>plane scene hieroglyphics
BRAVO NOLAN
Horizon: Creating the dankest memes of the sixth world
No.222486
>>221002
Ara~ ara~ praise to kek
No.222628
>>221636
Don't leave, anon! If Hills wins, we get to go full Civ War 2: Electric yada yada you know the drill.
No.222631
>>222628
>If Hills wins
Anon, I'm not sure if you've been keeping up, but all her past skeletons dug themselves out of the closet and donned ghost costumes. They are dancing grim fandangos around her, whispering about her sins and that the FBI has the case ready to go. We're all just waiting for the sheets to come off and a thousand angry skeletons to take her apart bone by bone.
She's running because a presidency is the only thing that can save her.
She'll lose because the finale is right before the election.
No.222634
>>222631
But if she wins by some evil miracle…
No.222636
>>222628
If the South is rising again, of course I'll stay!
No.222640
>>222634
She will make moe anime real
No.222680
>>222640
If Shilary wins, the best she'll do is make Yaoi Hands real.
No.222682
>>222680
And they'll be used to strangle our freedom.
No.222702
>>222680
If Trump wins he'll make Kemono real.
No.222719
>>222702
>Kemono
>Implying Trump would even consider making that furry crap real.
No.222731
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>>222702
Hell, I'd vote for him for that. I don't even like kemono that much. Prefer cute dragon girls.
No.222768
>>220890
Something useful?
Cat girls will be real, trust me
No.223211
>>>/n/325946
>Japan’s high-energy accelerator research organization, known as KEK
>KEK
Meme magic strikes again.
No.223268
>>223211
They say dark matter when they clearly mean dank matter. /n/ needs to get their shit together.
Pic unrelated.
No.223699
>>220820
I accept this as true. I also accept that mememagic is a power that is neither controlled nor controlling. What I mean by that is the correct answer to the question "Is mememagic guiding us, or do we use it?" is neither. The last thing you must accept is that there is no point of origin for the mememagic, it's power is so great it can even warp spacetime. We memed orcs into existence, their racial psycic matrix gave mememagic the power to create Gods, Said Gods were created thousands of years ago, and laid the foundations of mememagic so we could create orcs.
Once you internalize these teachings, true power will be yours.
No.223717
>>223716
Fascinating stuff
No.223719
>>220603
What about Super Kek High Energy accelerators?
No.225750
>>223716
>those comments under the video
Normalfags have literally no clue.
No.225768
>>223268
>dank matter
I find your idea of the universe being primarily made up of a memetic ether to be intriguing and wish to subscribe to your periodical
No.225791
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>221151
Also, the entire plot of the last game was literally a magician from the Outside World using Meme Magic to break into Gensokyo (and then discovering that that was a terrible fucking idea when all the inhabitants promptly start fucking with her mind her for giggles).
No.225801
>>225768
That might be the case, actually…
I'm no quantum physicist, but it's my understanding that the study of subatomic particles has revealed that the properties of energy and particles can maintain multiple states and orientations in space until observed.
This could possibly mean that the nature of reality as we know it is largely based on perception and our projected understanding.
It's called superposition and it's the basis for the whole Schrodinger's Cat thought experiment, if I'm not mistaken, and if I am mistaken please correct me, because I'm pretty much talking out my ass right now.
No.225980
>>221151
I'm now imagining Bane as a Youkai, and wondering what his Spell Cards would be.
[Happening Card] The Fire Rises - causes waves of fiery shots to emanate from the ground.
[Meme Card] Big Guy For You - causes him to dart around the screen towards his opponent, trailing shots behind him that home in towards them
[Happening Card] Crashing This Plane With No Survivors - Causes waves of plane-shaped shots to rain down from the sky.
Also, I'm pretty sure that if a Meme Wizard arrived in Gensokyo, it'd probably start an Incident. I mean, between Ebola-Chan, Winter-Chan, Bane, and Kek, there's more than enough capability to create large-scale chaos that'd be enough to get Raymoo up and out of her house to kick ass and drink beer, and she's all out of beer.
No.226028
>>223719
>the helmet is the color of greentext
come on this is too much
No.226029
>>226028
Welcome to meme magic, my friend.
No.226037
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>223716
The Myth is real and alive in the collective unconsciousness. Carl Jung knew about this shit in 1916 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Sermons_to_the_Dead
Embedded video is also quite fascinating as it compares the works of Jung and Tolkien and finds striking similarities in them, further supporting Jung's ideas of the collective unconsciousness and the way two people could easily have the same idea at the exact same time.
We have gone to a truly magical place, anons.
No.226042
>>225980
check /bane/, they made an undertale mod CIA fight, is has what you described and more as danmaku
No.226043
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AND THE PEOPLE BOWED AND PRAYED
No.226060
>>223716
Isn't this just describing chaos gods?
So in effect we're going to make a new chaos god, Kek, who will be shitposted in to existence. (sounds far better than what the eldar did.)
No.226063
>>226060
>Kek
>new
That's the fucking crazy part. Kek isn't new, but our shitposts foretold his coming.
No.226064
>>220801
>implying we're not just using the warp
I mean shit, who knows how it actually works in real life, it could be similar to how orks work, but with the added element of being able to meme/murderfuck chaos gods in to existance.
No.226070
>>226063
He even sent us a prophet some years ago, but the people refused to listen.
No.226074
>>221980
>Pope "The Muslim Invasion [sic.] Of Europe is a positive good" Francis
>Pope "Trumps wall is bad because the Mexicans told me so, but my walls are good." Francis
>Not a tool of the corrupt Mexican government
>Not a tool of the corrupt EU government
>Not cucked by Muslims
Richard the Lion Heart ain't die for this shit.
No.226102
>>226074
>Francis supporting Latins,
he's from Argentina and Latins are almost 50% of all Catholics of course he's supporting them,
Protestant.
>implying he is not not inviting Muslims in to wreck up the place to start another crusade.
>Implying he isn't trying to feed the EU's corruption so it will collapse and he can reclaim the papal states.
>>cucked by Muslims
>nigga he da pope, dat don't happen
>>Richard the Lion Heart ain't die for this shit.
Richard died for Château de Châlus-Chabrol.
You want Barabrosa of the Holy Roman Empire, he Didn't drown in a river on the way to the holy land for this shit
No.226168
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>>220999
>dubs not checked for so long
Problem is not matter how it's put into a game it won't come close to how (it seems) meme magic actually is. If it actually requires many people to constantly shitpost to get something vaguely related to magically happen then it's like the old school MMO of schools of magic, back when data mining wasn't a thing.
No.226176
>>226070
You have like a youtube clip for this
No.226177
>>226102
When's the last time Catholics removed kebab, huh?
Eastern Orthodox > Catholics
The pope is a сука.
No.226182
>>226070
what is this from ?
No.226190
>>226102
Keep believing, Catholicanon. I am sure things'll work out and the new guy's not a total cuck who is actively working against your religion.
No.226209
>>226182
Its a performer named Dr Steel
No.227346
>>220771
On top of that, Heqet, a fertility frog goddess, is married to a deity that almost sounds like the same word.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khnum
No.227525
>>227511
I like where this is going.
No.227558
Have we started the fire?
No.227589
>>227558
YES THE FIRE RISES
No.227603
>>220777
DID YOU FUCKERS MISS THIS?
HE IS HERE. HE IS HERE AMONG US RIGHT NOW.
ANY TRIPS FOR KEK?
777.
THE HOLY HOLY HOLY
KEK IS HERE. HAIL KEK. HAILLLL KEKKKK!!!!!!!!
No.227626
>>217590
>>226176
Serach for Dr steel
No.227630
>>227511
Jesus, the Nazis did manage to invent time machines
No.227690
>>227603
holy holy holy Kek
lulz of power and might
No.227799
>>227511
The whole "muh swastika" thing is getting annoying
That symbol has existed for ages.
Hell, before I ever knew about Nazis, I was drawing them, and building them out of legos. Why? Because it is a fairly simple shape of a fanblade type lot.
No.227823
>>227799
But you are missing the point… Frog Swastica.
No.227899
>>227823
It's a sign from our glorious overlord.