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People grown up on videogames and television are mostly subhuman, don't bother with them. Use some ruleset that discourages rollplay and encourages roleplay instead. The good players you want will play along and stay, the trash that thinks they're there to play LoL with dice will get butthurt and leave.
>new group
>total of 6 players + me
>know half already from other groups
>already get the signs when 2 players insist a lot on a point system for stats at character generation (you get X points that you can put in your stats to a max of Y instead of rolling for them like usual)
>we end up with assigned dice rolls anyway since I'm not budging and nobody else wants a point system
>the same two players that wanted the point system have barebones backgrounds that were obviously an afterthought
>oh boy
>players start in the square of a coastal town
>"I stealth"
>spend 10 minutes trying to get through his thick head that there isn't some sort of active invisibility like in a videogame that makes him disappear, he needs to tell me what he's doing that requires a stealth skill
>next up they want to sneak into a shop at night to steal
>cue another 10 minutes of arguing because according to them the rulebook states X amount of bonus to a roll in an example situation that was similar to this one
>they can't comprehend that as a GM I decide on the bonuses and rules according to what makes sense from a storytelling, situational, and logical perspective
>they can't come up with any ROLEplay reasons to have those bonuses, all they do is quote the rulebook
>we've now spent almost half an hour arguing out of 1 hour of total playtime
>get to combat
>"I attack the boar"
>takes a good minute before I manage to get something more deep than that out of him
>again arguing and nitpicking about rules because they MUST have that extra %
>again no ROLEplay reason for any of those % while I can give plenty why they should not have them
>one of them decides it's time to parry a massive charging boar with his dagger
>insists that he should be able to
>alright, roll
>succeeds by 1 on the roll
>tell him he manages to not get stabbed by the tusks but still takes damage from the boar slamming into him
>gets massively butthurt and starts saying how the rulebook states a successful parry negates the attack
>his other retard rollplaying friend joins in
>after 10 minutes of more arguing finally tell them they can either accept the decision or fuck off
>they fuck off
>play a great campaign with the remaining 4
People who are there to win rather than roleplay are just a problem for any group. Luckily they'll out themselves as insufferable faggots very quickly.