No.222509
What does /tg/ eat and drink at the table?
No.222523
>>222509
Beer.
Because I have no friends to play games with.
No.222524
why do people keep posting this fat neckbeard shit? i have never met someone that looks like that.
i dont think they actually exist
No.222527
>>222509
Protein shakes. Because we don't play no games for nerds, we go to gym.
No.222528
Pita chips with hummus
Corn chips with salsa/queso dip
Chili
Celery and peanut butter
Crackers and soft cheese
I try to avoid messy shit.
No.222529
These cheap energy drinks from Aldi, because I'm usually such a fucking mess after a day of work that I can't mentally function and DM a game unless I have shitty sugar water in my veins.
No.222533
>>222524
I've seen exactly one.
He wasn't actually all that socially-awkward, he was just…y'know, stereotypically fat and neckbearded.
No.222537
>>222527
Then why are you here?
>>222509
Usually what I have round the house, some sort of sandwich or leftovers play online so far, have a good bunch of friends for it.
No.222539
Usually play online these days, so I just brew up a mug of Earl Grey with honey and milk.
No.222541
I only played once and I drank vodka.
It was fitting as I was a dwarf that kept going progresively drunker with each passing minute
No.222542
>>222541
The DM was even nice enough to give me an attack bonus and defense penatly to simulate my berserking state
No.222548
Typically meet up with my group for dinner beforehand. We eat our fill, shoot the shit, and level up during this time so we can focus upon playing the game.
No.222550
No.222559
>>222524
That's Boogie. He's real but he plays a character who isn't and YT pays him well for it.
>>222548
>We eat our fill, shoot the shit, and level up during this time so we can focus upon playing the game.
That's smart
No.222573
>>222509
Our campaign has us stranded in the wilderness.
Only the GM is allowed to eat.
No.222577
>>222524
I've got a friend that I've known for years that looks like that.
He's almost triangular shaped. Very heavyset, but he doesn't eat like a garbage disposal, so I think he's got some sort of glandular problem. He's got a goatee, he wears thick glasses, and he's one of the nerdiest fuckers I've ever known.
I also went to high school with a guy who was almost 7 feet tall and fat as fuck. He was a hilarious white trash motherfucker who loves wrestling and rap music. Never got to play any RPGs with him.
No.222578
Whiskey of some kind typically. However our last gaming session devolved into a massive argument when I started doing stuff that a 3rd level warlock would be able to do, by just describing the spells and not naming them outright. Also the arrival of my familiar, Krass, a super smartass sprite voiced by the DM, had our barbarian flipping out saying I was just making stuff up.
Well I'd been multiclassing and just not really telling anybody what I'd been doing. Thanks for ruining the big reveal, assholes. Fuck.
No.222581
The house my group games at, the family are practically hoarders. Food and various other stuffs all over the house, the only clear space on the floor is clearly made walkways.
They have a refridgerator full of a wide variety of soda, an overflowing pantry of snack food, an extremely well stocked liquor cabinet, and their mom makes elder god tier home made dinners for us when we game. If we're there gaming and they're going on a trip to the store, they let everyone in the group just say what they want from the store and they go and get it and buy it for us and give it to us. Everyone around the table has their own preferred snacks/sodas, but things like bags of doritos or boxes of nerds rope gets passed around.
That being said, my choice of snacks is
>kettle cooked salt and pepper chips
>vanilla coke
>peanut M&Ms
>hard cider (if i want alcohol)
and then for dinner I eat whatever their mom is cooking for us.
We're all college age and older.
No.222583
>>222581
>vanilla coke
>hard cider
Mah nigga
No.222586
I'm hosting and trying to not be as much of a fat fuck so I drink Diet Coke and eat veggies, but I put a pizza in the oven they share for lunch (we meet on Sundays from noon till five), with Mountain Dew, water, or Diet Coke for a drink. We don't mix booze and RP, especially since several group members are below 21.
Anyone have archives of the times /ck/ went to /tg/? I kinda want to try some of those out.
No.222590
>>222586
>I'm hosting and trying to not be as much of a fat fuck so I drink Diet Coke and eat veggies
Replace diet coke with water. Cutting soda out of your life entirely will do wonders for your waistline, moreso than any of that diet soda bullshit.
No.222593
>>222537
I'm here to laugh at you
No.222599
>>222590
Thanks for the tip.
I should stop anyways, it seems like they're almost worse for my health than sugary shit with all the shit it might cause.
No.222612
>>222599
I'm told diet sodas actually cause diabeetus more reliably than regular soda, since the fake-sugar they put in that shit triggers the same reaction that regular sugar does…but insulin doesn't react with it properly, meaning that your body eventually stops responding to any sugar with insulin, and then you get the diabeetus.
Of course, months after this comes to light, the soda companies came out with REAL CANE SUGAR sodas that cost extra, because most of those guys can smell opportunity when it hits them in the face.
No.222630
>>222612
Some people actually pronounce diabetes like that where I live.
That sounds in line with what I've read up on.
No.222646
Pretty much anything that won't grease up my fingers for food but my go to is jerky. Drink is usually water.
No.222684
No.222686
>>222630
In France we just say "diabète".
We don't use no fancy greeko-latino words.
No.222705
Request
I'm sick of Dew. I'd like a tasty beverage that is:
(a) caffeinated
(b) has little to no sugar
Any suggestions?
No.222708
>>222705
Tea.
Unsweetened tea.
No.222721
It depends, really. Our group has an arrangement wherein one person every week brings dinner (it's basically the group's version of monthly dues.) We've had a decent variety of stuff to nosh on before/during our games.
>pizzas of various quality (including some homemade ones I cooked up)
>some rather tasty beans and cornbread
>barbecue
>chinese takeout
>chili
>sausage and sauerkraut
>various pastas (lasagna, spaghetti, etc.)
>the host's wife also likes to bake various sweets for us while we play
Beverages are mostly water, soda, and sweet tea.
No.222764
>>222705
Coffee. Starbucks if you like having preppie street cred and/or if you can't find a better coffee place.
No.222776
Although it's been a while since I last played We all went off to college I remember my DM getting pissy at us for eating food at the table. We took breaks instead to go get subs I think.
No.222784
>>222705
If it's for health reasons, diet coke. No, aspartame isn't bad for you. There's more evidence for the fucking holocaust being real than there is for aspartame being bad for you.
On the other hand if it's because you dislike the sweet flavour, go with coffee. Get a little electric grinder and an Aeropress so you can drink the stuff black without any bitterness.
No.222786
>>222784
> There's more evidence for the fucking holocaust being real than there is for aspartame being bad for you.
So there's less than 6 places where people got diabeetus from diet coke?
No.222790
>>222705
Coffee without sugar, genius
No.222792
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>>222764
Why do people pay more 3$ for ONE CUP of coffee?
>>222721
>including some homemade ones
So it has catgirls and stuff?
>>222784
>There's more evidence for the fucking holocaust being real than there is for aspartame being bad for you.
So there's more evidence than [a thing with lots of evidence] than aspartame?
No.222796
>>222786
Let's not derail, I'm just saying, diet coke's a nice drink.
Now, drink of the gods is probably rooibos, but that doesn't have caffeine.
No.222797
>>222792
Because it's better than Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds, or any other cheaper coffee in the States; and because most Starbucks are comfy as fuck by design. The guy who made Starbucks what it is today was inspired by an Italian idea of a 'third place' that's separate from work and home but feels just as friendly.
>>222796
Backpedal away, friendo.
Anyway, if I'm going low-sugar high-caffeine, I'd go for some high-end coffee. Possibly even cold-brewed. Either that, or a fine tea. However, being an amerifat, I don't have a lot of non-sugar-saturated drinks in my experience.
No.222800
>>222797
I'm not backpeddling away from shit, I just don't want to get the butthurt kikelovers derailing the thread.
No.222823
>>222796
>diet coke's a nice drink.
That's entirely debatable, and this is a thread about drinks anyways.
If you want caffeine and soda, just drink a regular fucking coke. If you want to lose weight, then don't drink soda, because it's not the calories that are the problem as much as it is everything else.
No.222855
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Everything else is a substitute.
No.222882
>>222797
>Starbucks
>good coffee
Ewwwwwwwww
No.222932
>>222800
It's "comfy" weeb… Why argue.
No.222957
>>222882
It's the best shit you can reliably get in the States because nobody in business has balls anymore.
No.222971
>>222957
>Starbucks is better than Dunkin Donuts
u fekn wot m8
They're McDonald's vs Five Guys, respectively.
No.222973
>>222957
If you don't mind making it yourself I've had some whole-bean grind-it-yourself coffee from the west coast that was absolutely fucking phenomenal. Putting anything in it would've been a goddamned travesty because it was delicious as it was without any sugar or creamer or anything.
I've been trying to find the brand ever since I was sent it by a friend in the first place because it was a 5 lb. bag or so of french roast and then later I ordered Columbian from the same brand, but I lost the bag it came in and haven't been able to find it since. Point is, get a spice mill and grind down some whole-bean coffee, you literally can't go wrong. I've had whole-bean coffee that was on the cheap side and it still whipped the shit out of pre-ground coffee (ie Folger's, Maxwell House) and coffee-house stuff.
No.222994
>>222882
The coffee is like that for froo-froo girly drinks, which is where the real money is. It's super dark so you can taste the 10% of coffee through the 90% of it that's cream and sugar. Drawback is that it makes their standard drip coffee taste like ass.
Dunkin Donuts has the second best drive thru coffee I've tried. The best is this one small family-owned joint near me that none of you will know about unless you happen to live in SE Michigan.
No.223001
>>222994
>It's super dark so you can taste the 10% of coffee through the 90% of it that's cream and sugar. Drawback is that it makes their standard drip coffee taste like ass.
That's called "espresso", Anon. It's stronger by definition.
Their French Roast and their cold-brewed coffee are also real strong, but good luck finding a Starbucks that still serves different kinds of coffee. Since nobody ever specifies which kind of coffee they want (and when they do, they go for the lattes and such), there aren't a lot of Starbucks that do multiple kinds of coffee, and there aren't a lot that do cold brew at all (since it takes fucking 20 hours just to make it).
No.223150
>>222509
I subject my group to whatever I cooked for them. Casseroles are great since you can feed a bunch of people on the cheap.
Drinks are usually what the others bring, but we usually got a pot of coffee going as well.
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>>223001
>primary hipster hangout doesn't sell cold brew
Colour me surprised.
No.223163
>>222524
I'm like that, except I don't have a neckbeard.
No.223263
>>222705
Flavored sparkling water. Shit's like $1 for a liter at the store near my house.
No.223297
>>223263
i love that stuff. if i could somehow caffeinate it that would be stellar
No.223308
>>223297
Dissolve a crushed caffeine pill?
No.223309
>>223297
caffeine infused water enhancers?
I know they make Mio enhancer bottles with caffeine, but I think they also come with flavoring, so find a sparkling water and a mio energy thing that complement each other, tastewise.
No.223472
>>223154
It's supposed to sell cold brew, but because it's so fucking expensive, hard to make properly, and leftovers have to be tossed after a week, nobody does it anymore.
No.223722
>>223297
This: >>223308
Caffeine pills are cheap and you get a pretty good amount, anon. If you dont like the amount of caffine you're getting per pill you can just cut it in half. Or if you like tinkering around with things you can start vaping. Nicotine on its own acts basically the same as caffeine.
No.223741
>>222509
A lot of cheap beer.
The drunker the merrier
No.223783
Last time I had a game, we would go to Taco Bell or Cici's pizza or something like that (don't judge us, we were cheap, even if we were living in the nicest part of Houston), and I'd drink a Monster or two (I was DMing).
No.223805
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>>222593
Protein and work outs and laughing at us for being faggots. Oh the irony
No.223833
If you want good coffee go African. There's some really fucking good shit coming out of Kenya. Grind that shit up and drink it down.
If you're a basic bitch that doesn't own a grinder or aeropress, get some decent drip. I like Lavazza.
No.223838
>>223472
I must have been tired as fuck when I wrote that since I completely misunderstood what you said originally.
No.223936
>>223805
What irony? If you're the guy from OP's pic, how the hell is any of this ever an irony hahaha
No.223940
>>223936
> If you're the guy from OP's pic.
I can't tell if you're newer than a spring lamb or just completely retarded. Or both.
No.223943
>>223940
Looks like you're mad.
"P-People that exercise are FAGGOTS! Yeah!!!…"
No.223979
>>222509
>>222527
Protein shakes. We play our game in the gym in between reps, and bully any chads or nerds who come through.
That or pizza.
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No.223983
>>223943
The guy in OP's picture is that youtuber who is famous for acting like a sperglord and flipping tables while playing MtG
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No.224013
>>223986
Has anyone here actually made meatbread? What's it like?
No.224037
>>224013
It's bread and meat with other shit like cheese holding it together, what the fuck do you think it's going to taste like?
No.224047
>>224013
It tastes like meaty bread.
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No.224078
>>224075
You read my mind Anon
No.224081
>>223983
>The guy in OP's picture is that youtuber who is famous for acting like a sperglord and flipping tables while playing MtG
Sounds like /tg/ incarnate.
No.224088
>>224081
I've never flipped a table in my life…
Maybe that's why my life feels so unfulfilled and hollow.
No.224103
No.224114
>>224088
Hey Hitler dubs, go to /pol/ to fill the void with burning rage. It's a step up from empty, and eventually you'll find out how to plant a garden in the ashes.
>>224103
REMOVE LEMBAS
No.224117
>>222708
>unsweetened tea
this is why you yankees don't deserve a say in politics
No.224121
Water, maybe orange juice or iced tea. I'm down with most things as snacks from vegetables to junk food, though I do have a sweet tooth.
No.224122
>>224117
I agree, even as an American. No nobility, nobody free from work to focus on moral integrity. Nobody held to a higher standard. That tea needs some fucking lumps.
Sucks being an armiger without any of the responsibilities it should bring.
No.224883
Hot chocolate, wafers, one time one of the players brought a pecan pie for a lunchbreak. Was delicious.
We bring good shit to eat and i keep my house pretty well stocked with snackfoods from good sales but sometimes can't bother to eat it all. Tea cookies are a good example.
In the future I'm thinking of buying some good bulk food for lunch breaks like pot pies or lasangna tins from cosco. Get it on sale and it's a good meal for not too expensive if you're feeding a group.
course to even out the costs sometimes players bring the food