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Next they're going to be saying that owlbears are conceived consensually!

>>222864

I'd apply the Lindibeige's mule theorgy about half breeds.

>Human barbarian tribe surrounded by orcs warring for years

>Human chief decides this needs to stop because it's basicly destroying his tribe

>Appoints diplomatic talks with the orcs' warboss

>They are willing to accept peace under a single condition

>Warboss' son has to marry the chief's first daughter and birth a half bred as a symbol of both alliance and submission

>The child is like a mule, infertile

>Orcs discriminate him for being way weaker than them

>Humans discriminate him for being a symbol of their own weakness

>Orc grandfather keeps him around as a trophy while human grandfather despises him as a bastard

>Child grows up resentful of his own existance as he realizes he will die alone unable to have children.

>>222868

>theorgy

Theory*

Well… there may be an orgy involved somehow

>>222864

Humans fuck weirder things than orcs. Humans are FREAKS.

>>222864

Chill the fuck out nigga.

To be fair, there wouldn't be any half-orcs left alive out of rape. Either the orcs would kill the women after raping them or the humans would probably kill the rape orc child among other possibilities.

>>222864

>some one MIGHT be tempted to RP a halforc that grew up in his community as a living symbol shameful defeat in the past. But you are wrong.

This pretence that edgelordhood is something amazing, new and somehow rebellious is laughable.

The whole thing grew out of mocking various raep fetishists.

Specifically the paragraph on picture tries to plagiarise the joke from Nodwick with a queen who "likes brutish men in leather". Which was the real reason for a "strategic alliance" in the first place, of course.

>>222864

OH NO! Easily changeable fluff! Whatever are we going to do?

>>222864

>evil barbarian races dont rape people and cause half breeds.

Ah, so at least the humans have stopped invading the ancestral lands of the Orcs and the Elves, killing their men and taking their women as sex slaves.

>implying you have to follow the fluff religiously.

>implying TTRPGs are good

>implying various races never have xenophiles

>implying interracial marriage is impossible

>implying half-orcs wouldn't be somewhat desirable to negotiate peace

>implying half-orcs wouldn't be desirable to humans as laborers due to their extra strength

>implying half-humies wouldn't be desirable to orcs as tacticians and skilled labor due to higher intelligence

>>222864

Its kinda weird to imagine every single half-orc was born of rape because given how strong (and dumb) orcs are, the average human woman would not survive. Even if she did its more realistic to assume she'd kill her monstrous newborn child.

Half orc existing in any capacity beyond this rare exception must imply an origin that is slightly less brutal. Human barbarians interacting heavily with orc tribes being one such option. Alternatively orc tribes deliberatel breeding them because they are smarter (and tolerate light more easily) is also plausible…only for the smarter, longer-lived half orc to assume control of the tribe resulting in them purging their dumber orc brethren. In the long run, half orc mating with other half orc lead to the same war-like tribal structure you expect of orcs only nowhere as retarded. Not to mention they are less fugly and scary, not to mention more sociable meaning they interact more easily with other races.

Alternatively, evil overlord may want to breed soldiers who are actually capable of following orders. Mind you it open up the question of why not use hobgoblins, then, but I digress.

At least that is usually how I handle in my campaign worlds. Which is not to say orc raping doesn't happen, of course it does, but half orcs usually require being bred over a scale large enough to justify them existing as their own race, themselves interbreeding with humans and/or orcs once in a while meaning these are less 'half' orcs and more a semi-independant group that is a mix of primarily human and orc blood. In the long run, especially in 3e (and variant) rules their stats give them a distinct advantage over orcs. I mean, orcs are at +4 STR…that little bit of damage bonus isn't going to mean much if you got guys who aren't mentally retarded and are only slightly weaker than you.

>>223091

>…only for the smarter, longer-lived half orc to assume control of the tribe resulting in them purging their dumber orc brethren.

Why? It would behoove a leader to have a lot of strong, dumb, short-lived, expendable followers. If anything, you could expect a racial caste system to form. I mean assuming NPCs got their stats from random 3d6 rolls…

>everyone respects the strength and cunning of the high-rolling half-orcs, who are the leaders

>relatively smart but lower STR half orcs can do crafting and management

>regular orcs are soldiers and do the heavy labor

I always think of halfbreed races' treatment in society as being because their traits are dominant - when a human breeds with a half-orc, the baby is a half-orc. Not a quarter-orc or anything like that, so the original heritage can never be bred out.

>>223097

Stat-wise at least, that's how it always is. You're either human enough to be a human with some whatever blood, or you're a halfbreed. Half-elves for example can have human kids by interbreeding with human's enough, but they could get with elves forever and only ever have half-elves. Could work the same way with orcs. Eventually a half-orc could have (ugly) human kids, but the human side of things never leaves, so they never really have full orc kids.

Half orcs are dumb. At our table we keep the stats and just call them orcs.

>>223099

Yeah, they seem like a rather unnecessary kludge to have 'Orcs' in a PC party.

Or were they meant to be the equivalent of Uruk-Hai?

>>223098

So, I gotta wonder: what would an half-orc with insanely high charisma and good looks be like? A really really sexy big burly, hairy dude with tusks and a slight neanderthal brow?

>>223118

You could probably pick a suitable version of Vandal Savage for the base features.

>>223096

Actually it's in canon that where orcs are more or less organized, half-orcs often become officers - they tend to be more cunning, but not tough enough to challenge Da Boss.

For this reason, a lot of Ilneval's worshippers are halfbreeds. See polished version here:

blog.aulddragon.com/2012/05/ilneval-the-horde-leader/

>>222869

Sounds Slaaneshi to me.

>>223127

Give him a coat of green paint and slap some tusks on there and you're set.

>>222898

It ain't rape when your women come crawling to us with their mouths and cunts slobbering for cock, knife ear. Maybe you should try fucking your women instead of boring them with a century-long lecture on philosophy or gender studies or whatever.

>>222881

Unless the woman fled the village (fear of her being killed for being "sullied" by an orc, or the village/hamlet was raided so hard its not there anymore), and basically hopes she won't get pregnant, or tries the herbal remedies of the age to abort it (which do jack shit).

But yes, Half-Orcs should be rare.

Dunno what OP's thing is from, but always be vigilant to repel SJW/"politically correct" shit. You don't have to support Edgelord Publications, but they have the right to thrive or fail based on what they do- not on what a shrieking spinster in training who would never play says.

Slippery Slope fallacy isn't a fallacy when someone is actively pushing towards that end gold.

Basically:

>>223084

No culture has every single person believe and do the same things.

Some have irrational hatred, willing to "Cut the nose to spite the face". Some people are freaky and will fuck anything they're told not to.

>>223222

Nice trips.

See, the reason why I'm willing to defend the notion of 'half orc born of something than rape' is simply because if we are to assume half orc are relatively common enough in a setting, then its safe to assume there is a more stable and steady source for them to come from BESIDE the one off raped human woman who somehow doesn't either die from the experience or kill her child. Althought I suppose one could make the excuse in, say, a society where infanticide is so taboo (make abortion debate jokes here) that she allow it to live. However in this case, its safe to assume half orc would be more common in monasteries and church, where mothers go and deposit their halfbreed child to be raised by monk (both the catholic style and the asian kung fu style, given the monk class in D&D) and priests. Then you'd basically have a bunch of more healthy but still revilved Quasimodo around.

In Eberron, for example, orcs are not rampaging barbarians but reclusive (and somewhat primitive) people living in a part of the continent the humans don't go much in. The half-orcs of the setting are assumed to come from said region and are simply the result of the two races living in the area and coexisting for so long. The only reason people make a big deal when they see one in a larger metropolitan area is simply because they have never seen an orc in their lives. Goblinoid are much more common than orcs as the 'monster race' in Khorvaire.

The point is, if the half orcs are common enough to not make people go 'wtf hapenned to your face?!' when they see his thick brow and small tusk, then we have to assume they have to exist beside the usual orc raid where they can't keep it in their pants. In fact, this is actually the exact same thing with half elves: if they exist commonly enough to not raise an eyebrow then it imply a certain level of interaction between the two races beside the one off dalliance or rape (side note: people always seem to forget that there is a D&D precedent for an half-ef born of rape, he's a main character in Dragonlance) . Althought I have to say the idea of rape and pillage elves is actually quite amusing. I suppose in a sufficiently grimdark setting, it wouldn't be implausible for elven soldiers to rape human women. We tend to portray elves as haughty and above it all, but you could easily write a setting where they just treat humans as slaves when they raid and then fuck them for shit and giggles because they are deviants like that. Or maybe in your setting, drow take more from dark eldars, who knows?

Still, defending the existence of half breed races outside of an odd case of rape is hardly 'SJW'. I doubt players and GM would really like having a single possible origin for a PC or NPC who is a half-something. If anything, defaulting to the LOLORCRAPE idea is quite lazy when this thread has demonstrated you can do it differently or in a more nuanced and interesting manner. And if all else fail? Well, if you're going to treat orcs as 'fantasy nigger'…some chicks are into that. Just saying.

While I am on this tangeant of half-races, am I the only one bothered by the lack of half-dwarves? The only example I know are Mul from Dark Sun. You'd think that dwarves, being relatively normal-looking safe for their short and stocky body and the fact that in fantasy they are generally portrayed as getting along with humans (or at the very least not at war with them) you would see human-dwarf couples. Especially given how dwarves and booze are basically synonimous. Yet those never happen and half-dwarves even less. So whats the deal? How can humans mate with so many weird races but can't with dwarves? I know in the case of the mother being the dwarf in such hypothetical scenario would make giving birth potentially deadly but still…

>>223255

half-dwarves are similar enough to one of their parent races that it doesn't make a big difference. Either they're short and stocky humans, or tall and lanky dwarves.

While on the subject, consider the Sphinges from Pathfinder. They come in four flavors, the female Gynosphinx (Bestiary 1) and the male Androsphinx, Criosphinx and Hieracosphinx (Bestiary 3). Their mating customs are a bit perculiar: if a Gynosphinx mates with any of the male subtypes you get kittens matching the type of the father, but only with the Androsphinx the nest will also include some Gynosphinges.

Now, the issue is that the Andro- and Gynosphinges see the Criosphinges as the equivalent of greedy hicks, and Hieracosphinges as dangerous beasts to be chased off. As such, Gynosphinges are only interested in the manly Androsphinges, but those are quite prudish and almost asexual, seeing mating as a distasteful waste of time that could have better been spent pursuing worthy goals. This leaves the Gynosphinges sexually rather frustrated, making some of them weak to the avances of Criosphinges, a bunch of hairy, unattractive and not too bright bunch who placate them with witticisms and gifts to m'lady. Sometimes this ends with the Gynosphinx giving in to her urges, but the Criosphinx stays with her to raise their nest because they browbeat the goat-headed fuckers into doing so. Hieracosphinges on the other hand have no interest in (or intellect for) this. While they are the least powerful of their kind and are not likely to win a fight one on one, when they have a Gynosphinx at their mercy they have no qualms about raping them to sate their endless lust. Oh, and the image of the Hieracosphinx in the book is completely black.

Coincidence, or some form of commentary? You decide!

>>223313

>addendum

it also says that the few muls there are are typically the result of slavers trying to breed a badass gladiator/laborer, because muls are great for it. This is a risky move on the part of the slave owner though, because he could just end up losing the mother and the baby. But if the baby survives and the mother doesn't, the mul slave will earn back the value of the mother many times over.

But there is a human female+male dwarf romantic relationship in the novels that leads to the successful birth of a new mul without the death of the mother. I'm pretty sure the fact that the dwarf was a sun cleric and one of the few people with healing magic in the series helped even the odds though. So there is, at least in Dark Sun, precedent for such things.

Also, muls are sterile, so that really doesn't help at all when it comes to the whole "current population of muls" thing.

all of these explanations could be written away easily though by saying that human/dwarf physical relations worked differently in the setting

polite sage for afterthought addendum

>>223327

Awesome.

>>223256

>>223313

>>223316

I know half-dwarves are uninteresting from a visual standpoint but it still bug me they aren't a thing outside of Dark Sun.

As for Mul: I actually like the fluff where they are actually bigger than their parents. I suppose if one was to import them back to a regular D&D setting that detail could be kept. When it come to infertile half-breed, in my settings I either make all halfbreed infertile or most halfbreed fertile. Meaning if I was to bring Mul into a setting where the former rule is in place, then they wouldn't be infertile. One thing I did, once, in a Pathfinder game (yeah yeah, I know, PF is garbage for a lot of people but bear with me) was that humanoid+weird creature crossbreeding merely produced a human with the possibility to develop a bloodline of the matching type or at BEST a planetouched. No bullshit halfbreeds with level adjustment, no weird templating. Just a humanoid with a good chance to have sorcerer levels growing up and passing said powers on his descendants.

Mul-as-a-viable-race would be pretty cool however because they are distinct from both their human and dwarf parent, both in appearance and stats which remove the boring factor of half-dwarves.

>>222864

Obviously ork-mother born children are born from consensual human lovings.

The human-mother ones may be different, though.

But yeah, let's face it, at least 80% of halforcs out there are going to be consensual human perversion.

So with half orcs, elves and dwarves discussed, how about the other races? Where's the half gnomes, half halflings (quarterlings? three-quarterlings?), half dragonborn and so on?

>>223255

I'd love there to be more half-dwarves.

Or hell, why just human x ____?

Half-Elf Half Orc?

Half-Halfling Half-Gnome?

I also thought, but Orcs could have baby dicks.

Despite their huge size, they could be like deer. Or a dick that's short but almost painfully thick. Its just that they are extremely virile (thanks to evolving to basically out-breed any issues from famine, war, animal attacks, and disease that comes from having tribal intellect). So in that case, women could survive it. Painful, but survivable.

>>223313

>>223316

>>223316

>>223375

"A wizard did it."

I imagine there'd be the odd request to aid in births of abnormal crossbreeds (nobles hushing up the result of perversions, star-crossed lovers in shitty hamlets), so then they use phasing, teleporting to remove the child safely, or even spells that warp the flesh like putty.

But again rare. Wizards are assholes. They don;t need money, so why would they help?

>>223384

Ork-Mother born could be the result of female orc rape. After too many males die, they get desperate (for more hunters/warriors) and raid it for men.

I agree with you, but I can't see Orcs as more than pot-bellied green apes with tusks. Sure odd fetishes are common in the modern era, but in the fantasy world (medieval tech levels) where your neighbors talk more, and you rely on them to survive when shit gets rough, them knowing that you fucked something that ugly, smelly, and in-human, you'd be ostracized.

What would drive someone to fuck an orc outside of being drugged/under a spell?

20 years of plays and story books telling them that orcs are just misunderstood, and all the women in those stories are shown with strong, intelligent, and noble orcs?

Oh fuck off with "half-whatever".

It's always got to be with fucking humans isn't it?

Different races shouldn't be able to interbreed. So it shows that 80% of the fucking setting is just Human, Humann and Hooman.

You don't need half-shit. I have no idea what purpose this race serves except saying "oh well let's not play actual orcs or elves because that's WAYYYYYY too different and shit, nah bruh this is fantasy and it's a fantastic world so you gotta play something that's at LEAST half-human".

If humans can do half-humans with orcs and whatnot I want gnolls to do half with minotaurs and dragons to do half with giant sharks and whatever.

Let's all drown the fucking setting in half-this, quarter that, cause we aren't skilled worldbuilders for shit.

>>223574

Half-something have been a thing going back to mythology, dude. Just saying. I will agree its a sadly abused concept, used to churn out races or justify special snowflake characters.

>>223571

Had an idea for a setting where lots of cross breeding happened because most of the world's population was confined to overcrowded mega-cities.

The idea would be that a player would have a certain amount of points to split between different races, creating a sort of genetic history.

The more points in one race, the stronger the bonuses from that race. More dwarf means you are heartier and tougher. But that probably also means you're shorter and have a considerable amount of facial hair that someone who has more human and gnome in them.

If a player wanted all of the good bonuses, they'd have to go for a more pure bloodline, but that would also open them up to the various weaknesses of that race, as well as having some of the more distinct physical traits.

Seemed like a more fun method than sticking to the usual stereotypical races. Plus it opens up some interesting setting details with stuff like Purebred family lines.

OK, so…

Mass rape is pretty common in genocidal warfare (Rwanda, Bosnia, etc). The attackers rape so as to contaminate the targeted 'race', sully their women, give them PTSD and make them unmarriageable. They don't usually kill the women afterwards, but many die of blood loss, STD's and so on.

Intergroup marriage as a way to create or cement alliances is very common among indigenous groups and medieval royal houses, but AFAIK it would apply within whatever the groups consider to be their 'race'. However, I've heard of Indian kings with harems who took a bride from every country with which they had a peace treaty.

Abducting either brides or husbands is also a real thing. Native Americans abducting white women is the best-known case, but rumour has it that bride abduction is the reason Afghan women wear burqas. If the society is matrilocal it would have husband abduction not bride abduction.

Half/quarter/etc is a nightmare IRL as well. Under US law, one drop of black blood makes you black, but Native American blood quanta count you in or out based on 1/8th or 1/16th. These vary between nations/tribes, and it's quite possible for someone to be Native American by US government criteria, but not by the criteria of the tribe(s) they descended from. Notice that you either are or aren't (part-)Native American.

Medieval people were a lot more open about sex than modern people. Sex work was generally legal or tolerated. Greek mythology is full of weird sex.

Tolkien invented half-orcs. They're said to be a result of "foul sorcery".

Finally, for "everything breeds with everything", try Jeff Noon's Vurt series of novels. There's humans, shadows, robots, dog-people, zombies, and they all cross-breed with each other. If I remember rightly, there was some nymphomania outbreak and the dogs came from people fucking dogs, and the zombies came from people fucking corpses.

>>223610

Gives a whole new meaning to alien green slave girl.

>>223609

>Tolkien invented half-orcs. They're said to be a result of "foul sorcery".

Tolkien orcs, however, are not easily defined because they are also goblins and he never defined them as much as he did other races.

Huh, actually, wouldn't it make sense for D&D's iconic "monstrous humanoid" races to reproduce together, especially if brought under the banner of a powerful master? Wouldn't it make sense that orcs, hobgoblins, goblins and even ogre just fuck each others and produce ugly offsprings? Its not like the human, elves, dwarves and whatnot would really notice. At best they would think "thats a big goblin" or "thats a small ogre".

>>223615

>…because they are also goblins

goblin is the english translation of orc

>>223384

Depends. Human woman might love a big strong orc husbando who'll kick the ass of anyone who gives them shit about it. And maybe vice-versa

>>223615

>>223634

Tolkien never really defined any of this shit very well. I blame Catholic prudishness. Though even he admitted that 'evil' races weren't very well thought out in his overall setting comparatively.

Let's see if I can list a few ways it goes down:

For rape, we have:

Rape: Raids on settlements, caravan's, hostage ransoms, slave trading, Spoils of war, BBEG Dark overlord breeding programs or otherwie secret breeding pits when there is need for greater numbers of orcs bordering into Daemoncubla tier stuff, Political negotiation rules lawyery into rape, prisoner for whatever reason rape Mass immigration rape, forced and rushed recruitment in war efforts with mercenary groups with vulnerable units taken advantage of and given a blind eye too.

Orc customers in a not so legal house of pleasure, and good old mind control, hypnotism and drug abuse.

Lastly, possesion by higher or lower forces driving them to fuck orcs, and lovers subject to experimentation or polymorph bullshit fuggin their loved ones.

For reluctant/forced we have:

Political marriage, Peace offerings, and arranged marriages in general, Prostitution (either way) raised by orcs until womanhood where they stay their hands no longer on claming the booty and fleeing isn't exactly and option and whatnot, sexual/love interest transformed into orc and he has a horny level that needs to be satiated, drug abuse and alchohol, subject of sex is on an incredible dry spell/in heat because animal person, breeding experiments (Subject may be higher up than just slaves or captives and may be the experimenter themselves) Chaste Religious idiot being taken advantage of, or Orc trickery and grooming through private out of sight encounters in a cave with generic troubled village loli who no one takes notice of, or lower class citizens under some opressive orc rule. We've also got destined child unwanted by the mother,/orc demigod/reincarnation shit

For consensual we have:

Legitimate love, grooming, part of an orc orc cult (or requires a cult) with hot sexy sex rituals, Orc jizz has magical properties must aquire, Dry spell neglected females/low fertility rate desparation, slutty elves and slutty naked elves and orcs that run around the forestplaying sexual tag or sothing that absurd, part of a harem whether the harem master is female (drow) or male, whatever, is the only good looking orc in the village and is snu snu tier, Alchohol resulting in orgy or morning after and a shitload of things have been fucked, Orc is a prostitute, Orc is a male stripper, Orc is a bard, Orc is subject toMasterful cuckold interracial NTR propaganda and get's to fuck brainwashed wommens and the like, Rape/forced into consent via stockholme syndrome (Though that definition is very loose because sometimes it's true love through brutaity or some shit)

Magical orc jizz, phermones, or sexualizing mind controlling spores, Unavoidable Orc Demi god creation process, reincarnation and malevolent reincarnation (Micky Roa my boat vladonmydingdong)

This covers a few things.

Oh right, and everything that would apply in normal situations in the case of half-orc fucking and orc or just other people

>>223591

This is kind of interesting. You might have to look into dominant/recessive genes as a means to balance (so certain combos are veto'd if they are game-breakingly OP). It's sort of like Dugeons of Dredmore (you pick 6 skills, and every time you level up, you choose a new ability/passive from one of the skill branches. Each skill is Warrior, Wizard, or Rogue. The more points you have in a Skill, the more points you have in Warrior/Wizard/Rogue, giving you ore in specific stats as you level up)

>>223615

Orc + Goblin = Hobgoblin

Ogre + Orc = Bugbear

Ogre + Goblin = A crushed Goblin, or an Ogre that can't feel anything.

>>223656

I just had a terrible idea for a BBEG scheme.

> Kill off an army, make sure to categorize all the bodies.

> Use magic/alchemy to polymorph all the orcs into soldiers.

> Send the "soldiers" home, to make passionate love to their wives or women that desire a strong man.

> No one notices their soldiers are acting odd. They just assume they're PTSDd or desperate for sex.

> All the "soldiers" leave the next morning- before the polymorph wears off.

> 6 months later- sheer unbridled horror.

Horror in hind-sight can be a powerful tool.

>>223675

Why stop there? Have horrific alien abominations fuck them, the kind that cause pregnancy deaths, and watch as in the span of a few days an entire city-wide massacre goes underway as what little garrison they have are forced to utterly devastate their own population, when they figure out what has transpired.

They'll be so crippled it'll be easy to conquer them.

>>223675

The big question is how the fuck you're going to do that when Polymorph lasts one minute per Caster Level (Alter Self lasts ten minutes per Caster Level). It's not feasible unless you're going through by way of GM fiat or by abusing Polymorph Any Object, which is pretty fucking time consuming and will either wear off too soon (max 1 week) or won't wear off unless Dispelled.

The plan would work marginally better if you skipped the whole "hurr breed with the soldiers' wives" thing and just have your disguised soldiers pull a sneak attack on the enemy army. If you hit a valuable enough target, you may even make your investment back.

>>223730

>The big question is how the fuck you're going to do that

GM fiat.

>>223678

>>223730

>>223846

This is kinda sounding like an excessively Magical Realm version of zombies. Or just Xenomorphs.

>>223919

Probably but im starting to think 'Magical Realm' has lost its original meaning of 'GM-injecting-fetish' and is slowly becoming 'anything in the game that someone else perceive as a fetish'. Which are not the same thing, since in the latter is an impression others impose on the one making such content even if the intent was never titilation.

>>223675

>Ogre + Goblin = A crushed Goblin, or an Ogre that can't feel anything.

Dunno, according to some sources goblins are extremely stretchy.

In Pathfinder Aasimar can be born from any humanoid: they resemble "idealized" versions of said humanoid.

So what would a half orc born Aasimar look like?

>>225700

Big, buff ruggedly handsome dude with small tusks and pointed ears. Maybe a big fabulous mane of hair and bronze skin.

>>222867

owls bears are conceived sensually though

>>225701

More like perfectly formed pointy tusks and skin of emerald green

Iz da strongest cuz e's da prettiest

>>222864

Orc women see human men as gentle, delicate and effeminate compared to men of their own race.

Does that mean they see us as we see elves? Are elves double elves in the eyes of orcs?

>>223255

>While I am on this tangeant of half-races, am I the only one bothered by the lack of half-dwarves?

Forgotten Realms even had at least one well known dwarf-elf hybrid (in the "background", not novels/campaigns time). Though he apparently was sterile. Name's Drannor.

>>222864

There is a good explanation for that. If relationship is not consensual, human female will either die from being repeatedly gang-raped, or she will remove the half-orc with coat hanger as soon as she is rescued. As for alliances between female orcs and male humans, well, consider the difference in attractiveness between orc and human males. Long story short, you can't rape the willing.

>>222873

Your ears are showing

>>225700

> In Pathfinder Aasimar can be born from any humanoid

Yup, see original Planescape - "Aasimar" is a very generic group of the planetouched, much like "Tiefling".

>So what would a half orc born Aasimar look like?

Figure out the first generation, half-Celestial. After that, Aasimar would be just "the same, but slightly less obvious".

Start with good-looking (less porcine) ones, like the gray orcs.

http://archive.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/ex/20030301a

Make it "shinier".

The specific result would depend on the Celestial involved, but that's probably something tough, too.

>>226207

Can I have consensual sex with an owl bear?

>>227465

Perhaps, but given that they're not sapient so fucking one would be bestiality.

>>227471

Oh you're nitpicking now.

Anyway, you guys with your "hurr the special about humans is how they fuck everything lol"

How close minded you are

You say that because

1.Of your ethnocentrism

2."Because D&D said so"

3.Your masturbation habits and really that's narrow thinking

What tells you that realistically, other existing intelligent races wouldn't feel like fucking things? They're smart or sometimes smarter than you, if they want to fuck something because they like the smell of raw bear they will.