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 No.222928

I was discussing Nex Alea with my friend and he brought up 40k Orcs, he said they'd love it. They probably go to the center and look for enough dakka.

After informing him that the center is just a rock, the first murder weapon, something clicked in my head as he asked what I thought would happen if they realized this.

>"Boss! Boss! I found enough dakka!"

>"No you dint you fookin grot!"

>"No boss! You don't understand! It's a rock!"

>"You fokkin wot!? That's fokkin dumb that is!"

>"But boss! The entire planet is a rock!"

>"…thas fokkin cunnin"

I propose, that enough dakka, is to attach jets to the planet, and fly it, defy gravity, defy the warp, and fire the planet at enemy ship and other enemy planets. Based on how gravity works a big enough planet would fuck with the gravity of everything around it. You would have a weapon that literally warps space.

 No.222930

>>222928

>enough dakka

You're doing it wrong.


 No.222931

>>222930

Fine; the next step to more dakka.


 No.222933

With this we can take bigger and bigger steps, building bigger and bigger engines to fuel our weaponized planets! Until we have ships big enough to chamber and fire planets, then keep going until we can fire the stars themselves!


 No.222935

>>222933

Not aiming for a ship big enough to chamber and fire galaxies.

Your dubs are wasted.


 No.222936

>>222935

I didn't say to stop at the stars. We keep going, and when we can chamber reality and fire it at the warp we'll have almost enough dakka.


 No.222937

>>222935

What if the orcs have already created a ship large enough to fire existence? It's not like you'd know if you and everything that is or ever has been was fired at 2% of the speed of light at meta-existence. For all we know, the dark future of the 41th millenium could soon collide with our boring, real reality.


 No.222938

Didn't the Orkz loot an entire world (as in, strapping lots of city-sized boosters onto it and then flying it away) ?


 No.222948

File: 1456926241908.png (177.92 KB, 757x266, 757:266, enuff dakka.png)


 No.222955

The Emperor himself has already answered this one.

https://youtu.be/97CmxA1FA5s?t=10m24s


 No.222965

But they kind of do that now, they use rokks to crash into planets and waaagh.


 No.223012

>>222938

As far as I recall, they BUILT it out of scraps and force-fields.


 No.223056

>>223012

No, not the Killa Moon. I recall there was fluff on one Big Mek or something who literally looted an entire planet by killing all humies on it, slapping fuckhuge boosters on it, and then ramming it into the next Imperial planet.




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