Hey /tg/, I thought up a tabletop game. It's called "Fuck You". How it works is as follows.
Each player makes a character by listing down three random stats or skills on a sheet. Next, they assign whatever the fuck dice they want to those. The GM then writes down the names of the players as well as their name on a sheet of paper and pulls out a die corresponding with the number of people present.
The game is made up of rounds. Each player takes a turn and does whatever they fuck they feel like doing. At the end of each round, the GM rolls the die and looks up the result on the paper with names.
If a player's name turns up, the GM rolls on a roll table of character deaths and kills off that player's character. The player then take a shot of the hardest liquor available (rubbing alcohol counts if nothing else is around) and rolls up a new character.
If the GM's name comes up, the GM takes a shot and no character dies that round.
At the end of every other round, the surviving characters level up and get to either add a new stat or skill or mess around with the dice on their sheet.
The game continues until everyone is passed out.
What do you think?
Shall we create the character death roll table in this thread?
Fix yer fuckign site firetires
There better not be fucking multiples