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I'll admit my first real foray into tabletop was pooling money together with a friend and buying the three core rulebooks for D&D 4th edition to see what the hell it was all about. After a brief 2 person session to learn the rules we jumped in like two weeks later with at least 2 more guys for a group and him as a GM and oh boy it was a fucking mess.
>I played a human Warlord, new friend played ranger, forgot who everyone else was.
>First mission escort a kid through a spoopy graveyard.
>As soon as we enter the graveyard a statue "appears' to attack us with daggers and skellingtons rise from the ground.
>I move to engage them…and fall into a pit no save.
>Climb out of said pit and kill the skeleton.
>Ok so there are pits…everywhere.
>"Can we use perception to see these pits?"
>GM "No"
>"Can I test the ground to see if it will collapse with my halberd?"
>GM "No"
>Dual wield ranger has to use his bow which he isn't good with because he has to babysit the kid.
>Destroy the statue and plot twist! its a fucking halfling using the statue as cover.
>Can't go over the statue so to engage him in melee I have to go around.
>Mean while other friend is falls into 2 pits while clearing out the skeletons.
>I fall into two more pits trying to get to the fucking halfling.
>These pits do 1d10 damage each time, had to blow much of my healing to keep myself alive.
>Also needed like a 13 dc to get out of, not hard but enough to fail now and again.
>I fudge my roll to get out the third pit because fuck this shit.
>"I saw that back in you go!"
mfw
>Skeleton manages to get to the child and hit it without us being able to stop it.
>"Oops looks like you won't be getting the top teir reward."
>Kill everyone until other friend runs into a level 4 kruthix that almost wipes our already exhasted level 1 party.
>We get to the next area and the party revolts and we stop playing then and there
He only got to GM one more session, an intro to a campaign that did't happen. We still played 4e a couple times, the only really long lasting one being a Dark Sun premade which was fun.