That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine kat

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Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 23:21:46 No.223754

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d12 Damage

19-20 x4 Crit

+2 to hit and damage

Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d10 Damage

17-20 x4 Crit

+5 to hit and damage

Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 23:33:25 No.223755

>>223754

That's it I am sick of all this "Masterwork Old Copypasta" bullshit that's going on on imageboards right now. Bait deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine bait on /b/ for 2,400,000 Memes (that's about $20,000) and have been practising with it for almost 2 years now. I can even guarantee replies of solid steel with my bait.

American anons spend years working on a single bait and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest baits known to mankind.

Baits are thrice as sharp as European copypastas and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a copypasta can do, a bait can do better. I'm pretty sure a bait could easily make an oldfag reply, in full shitposting mode.

Ever wonder why 8chan is too extreme for cuckchan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Fishers and their baits of destruction. Even during Exodus II, American anons targeted the men with the baits first because their baiting power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Baits is simply the best form of post that the world has ever seen, and thus, requires better stats on imageboards. Here is the stat block I propose for bait:

(Two-Handed Exotic Pasta)

Guaranteed Replies

Makes Anons mad

Counts as oldfag meme

Now that seems a lot more representative of the power of Baits in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Baits need to get more replies on image boards, see my new stat block

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 00:12:20 No.223764

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Hitler" bullshit that's going on in the mainstream media right now. Donald Trump deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself attended a genuine Donald Trump rally for free (that's $0) and have been helping remove protestors for almost two months now. I can even throw out BLM protestors at Donald Trump rallies.

Donald Trump spent years working in New York and did business with over six million jews to produce the most pissed off Presidential candidate known to mankind.

Donald Trump are is a bigger guy than Hitler and more American for that matter too. Any country Hitler can make great again, Trump can make greater. I'm pretty sure Donald Trump could become Chancellor of Germany and make it great again too if he wanted.

Ever wonder why Adolf Hitler never invaded America? That's right, he was too scared that when Trump was born, Trump would carry a grudge against Germany. Even today, Trump is proud of his German heritage and calls out Merkel on mishandling Germany's leadership.

So what am I saying? Donald Trump is simply the greatest leader the world has ever seen, and thus, requires better stats in the political system. Here is the stat block I propose for Donald Trump:

(Nationalist Politician)

+35% tariff on foreign imports

+10 feet to border wall when enemy tries not to pay

Immune to kike media attacks

Now that seems a lot more representative of the greatness of Donald Trump in real life, doesn't it?

tl;dr = Donald Trump needs to be a bigger guy in the American political system, see my new stat block

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 00:35:27 No.223767

That's it. I'm sick of all this "can even cut slabs of solid steel" bullshit that's going on in this meme. Slabs of Solid Steel deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Slab of Solid Steel in a Blast Furnace for $20 (that's about $20) and have been working on it for almost 2 years now. I can even brainwash people who talk nonsense about Slab of Solid Steel with my educated knowledge.

Migrant workers spend years working on a single slab of steel and add carbon and nickel to produce the finest slabs of metal known to all lifeforms.

Slabs of steel are thrice as durable as slabs of pig iron and thrice as workable for that matter too. Anything a blacksmith can make with a slab of pig iron, he can make better with a slab of steel. I'm pretty sure a slab of steel could violently shatter a katana and its wielder to fine dust by simply obeying laws of physics.

Ever wonder why every high-quality product is made out of steel? That's right, steel is the best material in the universe, period. Even in Napoleonic Wars, Napoleon conquered Europe as an excuse to give his nation more steel because he knew its durability and workability were highly desired and sought-after.

So what am I saying? Slabs of Solid Steel are simply the best Slabs of Anything the universe has ever had, and thus, require better treatment in memes. Here is the stat block I propose for Slabs of Solid Steel:

Slab of Solid Steel:

Bisects anything trying to cut it.

Vaporizes anything trying to destroy it.

Bans any user trying to downplay it.

That's it, plain and simple.

Now that seems a lot more representative of the power of Slabs of Solid Steel in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Slabs of Solid Steel need to receive less damage in memes, see my new stat block

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 10:35:39 No.223923

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File: 1457260539624-1.webm (2.29 MB, 800x450, 16:9, Fuck_Katanas.webm)

>>223754

Also CCC, and sage

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 21:27:30 No.224043

>>223754

I wonder if this was originally posted as a serious lot.

Knowing about the katana weaboos, I'd not put it past them

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 00:04:10 No.225711

>>224043

It wasn't. It was completely a goof on old /tg/.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 00:41:26 No.225718

>>225711

I'm talking the way back when original.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 01:10:30 No.225722

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>>223767

>I myself commissioned a genuine Slab of Solid Steel in a Blast Furnace for $20 (that's about $20)

lost it

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 01:32:01 No.225724

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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Healers are better than potions" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Potions deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a mythical potion of life-giving for 2,000,000 gold (that's about $12 in today's economy) and have been taking smalls sips for almost 2 years now. I can now handle even the best potions with my endurance.

Potion Sellers spend years cooking just a single potion, and mix and brew it up to a million times to produce the finest blades know to Immortals.

Potions heal thrice as much as Healers and provide thrice as many buffs for that matter too. Any wound a healer can heal, a potion can heal better. I'm pretty sure a potion could easily revive a knight wearing full plate who was bisected.

Ever wondered why healers never go into Potion Shops? That's right, they were too scared to deal with the potion sellers and their strong potions. Even in World War II, American soldiers target the men with potions first because their healing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Potions are simply the best buffers that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better buffs in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Potions.

(Potion of Healing)

+50% health

(Greater Potion of Healing)

+75% health

Only the strong can use this

(Masterful Potion of Healing)

+100% health

No man can use this, only the gods

Now that seems a lot more representative of the healing power of Potions in real life, don't you think?

tl:dr = Potions need to heal more in d20, see my new stat block.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 01:37:18 No.225725

Aaaaand 5 replies before it turned into anti-katana hatewanking! A new record for /tg/ !!

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 01:40:22 No.225726

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>>223754

>Masterwork

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 01:47:10 No.225728

I'm sick of asll this "Masterwork Moeshit" thats going on in /a/ right now. JoJo deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself screenshotted a panel from the manga for only 30 seconds of my time (that's about half a minute) and have been using it to check dubs for almost 2 years now. I can even post multiple OC at the same time.

Hirohiko Araki spends years working on a single part of JoJo and fills it up with a million plot holes and contradictions, all to produce the finest manga known to mankind.

JoJo is thrice as entertaining as generic Moeshit and thrice as hardcore. Anyone K-on can entertain, JoJo can entertain better. I'm pretty sure JoJo could easily entertain an audience of the most racist, animu-hating /pol/acks with the first three chapters.

Ever wonder why western naions never tried to localize JoJo? That's right, they were too scared to pit their own capeshit comics against a disciplined artist like Araki and his JoJo's of fabulous awesomeness. Even when JoJo began gaining popularity, western weeaboos would target people with JoJo mangas first because their reputation for destroying Harem&moeshit was legendary.

So what am I saying? JoJo is simply the best Manga that the world has ever seen, and thus, requires better fanfare than your standard moeshit. Here sre the things that make JoJo awesome compared to Moeshit

(JoJo)

1d12 Stands

19-20 x4 Memes

+2 Za Warudo

Counts as Masterpiece

(Moeshit)

2d10 Annoying characters

17-20 x4 Shit Waifus

+5 to Virginity and Lonliness

Counts as Moeshit.

Now that seems more representative of the awesomeness of JoJo in real life, don't ya think?

tl,dr: JoJo needs more representation on /a/.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 01:55:02 No.225731

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>>223754

Just Homebrew a class like Final Fantasy does for ninja and samurai. Make the classes abilities cool stuff from anime, folklore and real life martial arts.

For example, being able to start combat with an attack before initiative rolls since you can strike while drawing your weapon.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 03:43:35 No.225748

>>225725

Is it hatewanking if its justified?

Was this even a thread worth not hatewanking in to begin with?

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 09:28:21 No.225783

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Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 11:12:10 No.225804

>>223767

Best copypasta of the thread, I lolled hard.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 12:06:06 No.225806

>>225748

>>225731

It's copypasta you fucking doughnuts.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 13:41:06 No.225818

>>225718

Reading comprehension, you ignorant slut.

This post was originally an anon posting on old /tg/.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 14:29:59 No.225823

>>225806

>Implying copy pasta cannot simultaenously be a hatewank

A hatecopypastawank in fact!

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 17:01:00 No.225852

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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork AK-47" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. AN-94s deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine AN-94 in Russia for 8,000 rubles (that's about 20% of the Russian GDP) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even shoot through solid slabs of power armor with the unbeatable 2-round burst.

Russian weaponsmiths spend years working on a single AN-94 and fire it up to a million times to produce the greatest weapon of mankind.

AN-94 burst fire is 3 times faster than anything used by the Western world. I am pretty sure I could penetrate an Abrams tank with my AN-94 burst fire.

Ever wonder why Obama won't stand up to Putin? That's right, he is too scared of American tanks being destroyed by the AN-94's blow-back shifted pulse mechanism. Tanks always target men with AN-94s first because their killing power is so respected.

So what am I saying? AN-94s are simply the best assault rifle that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for AN-94s:

2d8 Damage

Two round burst for +8 damage as a touch attck

+2 to hit and damage

Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the armor-piercing power of AN-94s in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = AN-94s need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 17:43:05 No.225855

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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork hypocrite" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. SJWs deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine SJW on Tumblr for 1 privilege checked (literally less than no value) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even misrepresent obvious nonsense!

Greasy feminists, conceited tumbltards, and their wealthy handlers spend years working on a single SJW and trigger it up to a million times to produce the craziest and irrational zealots since BLM

SJW screaming is 3 times louder than anything used by the sane humans, and I'm sure it makes less than a third as much sense as well. I am pretty sure I could completely miss the point with just a single poorly written slogan.

Ever wonder why anybody listens to these fucknuggets? That's right, we're too scared of the unreasoning, nonsensical, hypocritical, and hate fuelled screaming. /pol/acks target SJWs as their screaming power is properly reviled and hated.

So what am I saying? SJWs are simply the best hypocrite that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for SJW:

>2d8 Damage

>Any PC, NPC, Animal, object or event happening anwhere grants the 'triggered' status to the SJW, adding a +50 bonus to all scream attempts

>+2 to hit and damage

>Counts as Masterwork

>Wielder gains protection of the state while loudly criticising the same.

Now that seems a lot more representative of the armor-piercing power of SJW in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = SJWs need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 18:40:51 No.225870

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That's it. I'm sick of all this " 24" S3 AP- Rapid Fire" bullshit that's going on in the 40k system right now. Lasguns deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine lasgun on Krieg for three ration packs and a skull (that's about $20) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even shoot through solid slabs of ceramite with the unbeatable Rapid Fire.

Imperial forgeworlds spend minutes working on a single lasgun and anoint it up to a million times to produce the greatest weapon of mankind.

Lasgun fire is 3 times faster than anything used by the filthy xenos or vile heretics. I am pretty sure I could penetrate a Khorne Lord of Skulls with my lasgun.

Ever wonder why Abbadon will never conquer Cadia? That's right, he is too scared to fight the disciplined Guardsmen and their lasguns of destruction. Even during the Second War for Armageddon, Ork Nobz targeted the men with the lasguns first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Lasguns are simply the best rifle that the galaxy has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the 40k system. Here is the stat profile I propose for lasguns:

36" range

AP4

Assault 3

Counts as Master-crafted

Now that seems a lot more representative of the stopping power of lasguns in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Lasguns need to do more damage in 40k, see my new stat profile

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 19:20:02 No.225879

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>>223767

> could violently shatter a katana and its wielder to fine dust by simply obeying laws of physics.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 03:53:29 No.226156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>225852

>AN-94

Yeah… Russian Space Magic… Have a vid even without being /k/ I'm sure you can spot what's wrong.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 05:05:30 No.226169

>>225806

I thought the bait image made it clear I knew that.

would you rather people muck up the place with low effort shit posting? Are you saying I'm stupid for trying to redirect it to relevant discussion?