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Ok, so no shit there we were: 5 motherfucking nerds around a table, the epic campaign had just concluded, and Ferret looks at Bro, Ho, Me, and Pretzel and says, "So…what're we going to do next week?"
Bro looks at me and says, "You got another campaign set up?"
>Fuck no, I don't have another campaign. You were supposed to LIVE through this one! There wasn't supposed to be a pyrrhic victory!
"Not yet. I'm a little spent after that campaign. It's going to take a while to whip something up."
So Bro says, "Ok. Anyone have something they'd like to run?"
Pretzel says, "I got this idea, just bring your dice and a blank character sheet and I'll do the rest."
Well all-fucking-right! I get to play! Right on, Pretzel!
So a week passes. Boom. At Ferret's place, 1930 on Sunday night.
Pretzel got there an hour early to set up. Ferret texts me on the way that the campaign is going to be "pants-on-head-retarded." No mention if that's retardedly good or retardedly bad.
Pretzel says, "What's your favorite Playstation game?"
So I say, "Mega Man Legends 2."
Ferret says, "Final Fantasy 7."
Pretzel says, "No Final Fantasy."
So Ferret says, "God of War."
Ho says, "Metal Gear Solid 3."
Bro says, "Ratchet and Clank."
Pretzel tells us to pick a class from FF1. I had to look up the classes, but we all picked. Then Pretzel says to decide which Final Fantasy is the best. 9 won, but only after about 15 minutes of argument with Ho because fuck FF13. Then Pretzel says to choose a character from FF9.
"OK Pretzel, now what?" says Bro.
"You've got your characters. You all start at level 5, we're going to use point buy for stats, I'll start making custom gear while you stat your characters."
"Which character? We've got 3 here." Ho.
"No, no, no. You've got 1 character. You use all 3."
Collective "What."
"Yeah, just roll with it, it's cool, it's a big crossover like an Elseworlds or Kingdom Hearts. Speaking of which, you're all keyblade wielders. I've already got those statted up. Go pick one up, Kratos gets two."
"What."