Okay, so I didn't know whether I should have put this on /b or /tg so since I like this place better I'll post it here. It's about a tard event that happened a few days ago at my high school.
>Today we have to go to some gay show choir concert today
>Not looking forward to it due to our show choir being hot trash
>We arrive in the auditorium, and I have to sit right behind the tards and their wranglers
>The show begins, and tards start whooping and hollering in excitement
>The maintenance crew are dumbasses, and the microphones are put too close to the amplifiers
>horriblefeedbacknoise.mp3
>The tard I was sitting behind goes apeshit
>If you took a Space Marine and gave him whatever tardness this guy had, you'd get a pretty good depiction of him
>Space Marine of the Tard Chapter 3rd Company begins his honorable charge towards the stage
>Tard wranglers were busy calming everyone else down, and can't get to him
>Tard Marine gets onto the stage and grabs one of the speakers and throws it against the backstage wall
>Show choir people rush off stage in fear of the gigantic tard
>Tard Marine then grabs a second speaker, and throws it into the middle of the audience
>Pretty sure he might have broke someone's head or something but I don't know for sure
>Kids start panicking rushing out the exits while the Tard Marine succumbs to the Black Rage and starts bellowing a fierce tard roar
>This entire time the feedback noise has only been getting worse, fueling the Tard Marine's rage
>I don't know what happens next because the teachers start forcing students out while the tard wranglers close in on the Tard Marine
>Outside I hear what I think is the Tard Marine's battle cry, then silence
>mfw
>"He is at the Emperor's right side now"
>We're sent back to class without finishing the show, and the second one scheduled that day is cancelled
This is my first attempt at typing in the greentext format, so I might have screwed up in a few parts.