No.226618
Well, /tg/, I think I just lost a gf of 4 years.
My fucking fingers are shaking typing this, I am telling you because only /tg/ can understand this feel. I fucking love MtG and all that other dumb shit just like you do just like eveyrone on this board does. It's a whole world of stuff I've been into since I was 15.
Tonight she came home from work and we had sex for probably the last time ever and afterward she thought it would be good to discuss marraige as pillowtalk.
She wants chidlren and it was fucking stupid that we never discussed this before and i told her that I didn't want children because it would encroach on gaming time. I play RPGs 3 times a week, including GMing a GURPS zombie campaign that is still going after 4 years, as well as a Savage Worlds sci-fi smuggling campaign that has been gonig for 2. We've also got D&D games I play at the LGS. She comes with me sometimes. I also like to play FNM sometimes and hang out at the store quite a bit. I WOULD NOT have time for all this if we got married and produced small children. I have a friend who had a kid last year and he ended up quitting our group and now every time I see him HE IS FUCKING DEAD IN THE EYES. I talk to him and his voice is different. I swear to god, the look in his eyes is begging me to kill him and release him from torment. I don't want to end up like that /tg/
My parents are going to be really pissed when they find out, this is the only girl they ever approved of and now they are going to find out I won't be giving them grandchildren and they will probably cut me out of their will and not invite me to thanksgiving dinner anymore.
I can't even type out all the fucking consequences this is going to have. We had a 3 hour argument about this and she told me I'm a fucking Manchild. Well you know what bitch? I AM A MANCHILD AND I AM PROUD OF IT SO YOU CAN FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
I hope she's out fucking one of her work friends right now. I hope I am legitimately beign cucked right now. I fucking hate cuck fetish but I want it now so I have an excuse for HER to be the bad guy because SHE si the one trying to ruin my life. FUCK women and their need to squirt spawn from their holes.
/tg/ I need advice from you on what to do right now. I can afford the rent by myself but it will cut into my gaming funds, but that's not that big a deal as I didn't spend that much anyways.
I am really scared right now /tg/. Is every woman going to be like this? I am 25 so it is getting to be too late, all my friends are married or in long-term relationships. Am I better off alone?
No.226620
also I am sorry if this doesnt fit /tg/ I justt needed to let this out and I didn't know where else to do it. Please hold me /tg/
In the interest of making this more /tg/ relevant, post cute warrior girl art. I don't have much in my folder and now thanks to recent events i might need it.
No.226625
>I want it now so I have an excuse for HER to be the bad guy
She is the bad guy, but you need to grow the fuck up m8.
No.226629
>>226618
Query: Virginity lost = yes
Doesn't matter now.
No.226630
>>226618
Ah sweet, I fucking love turtles! Even red ones. Anyone else love turtles?
No.226632
>being this much of a selfish fuck
What do you want, us to pat you on the back and say you're the good guy?
No.226633
Well you're a fucking idiot OP sorry to say it, but it's true.
Now I know she kind of snuck this up on you, but you're thinking selfishly. Did you not atleast consider the possibility that maybe you could game with your children?
Well it's really too bad now man, you better figure out some way to make it up to your girl and tell her you were caught off guard.
Anyway I didn't read the rest of your post but saying something like this
>I hope she's out fucking one of her work friends right now. I hope I am legitimately beign cucked right now. I fucking hate cuck fetish but I want it now so I have an excuse for HER to be the bad guy because SHE si the one trying to ruin my life. FUCK women and their need to squirt spawn from their holes.
actually pisses me off, you're better off without her, and she's better off without you because you're really a selfish piece of shit
You made your bed now lie in it. saged
No.226672
>passes up chance at family life with loving wife and kids for the sake of gaming
>couldn't just game less for a while your family gets started and then get back into it once you have the time
>passing up a chance at a wife and kids
OP you're gonna fucking regret your decision.
Do your best to undo it ASAP.
No.226679
>My parents are going to be really pissed when they find out, this is the only girl they ever approved of and now they are going to find out I won't be giving them grandchildren and they will probably cut me out of their will and not invite me to thanksgiving dinner anymore.
If they can't accept you doing what you want with your life you're better off without them.
Why were you dating to begin with if you didn't want to get married and start a family?
>/tg/ I need advice from you on what to do right now.
Try to get an apartment with roommates. Maybe that way you can get a big living space and space for a really big gaming table.
Ignore the idiots telling you to try and make up with this woman. She (and anyone she ever talks to about you) will never forgive your childish outburst, and she's not going to stop wanting kids. Also she's some kind of terrible at relationships if she waited FOUR YEARS to bring up life goals like having kids.
No.226681
>>226679
I don't think he should try to make up with her because if he has the audacity to tell her to drop her life dreams so he doesn't have to reschedule his gaming sessions, there's no hope there. Perhaps it's just because of where I'm from, but marriage and eventually children are a pretty common implication of any serious relationship. It's hardly like she told him to knock her up right then and there or she was gone.
No.226682
>>226681
Loads of couples in the first world never have kids. It's a really stupid thing to do not bringing that up for four years of a relationship.
No.226685
OP your friend is probably fucking tired but I doubt he regrets actually having kids. You can choose to keep gaming but down the road you'll really wish you decided to have kids. Go back to your gf and say you got frightened at the sudden proposal.
No.226686
>She wants chidlren and it was fucking stupid that we never discussed this before and i told her that I didn't want children because it would encroach on gaming time.
If you are not going to have children I have no need to give a moments notice to you. My kids will never have to deal with your beta ass.
My advice? Crawl back to her and genuflect, you fucking hedonistic asshole.
Actually, no. A good girl like that, who wants kids, doesn't deserve your shit.
No.226687
It's a hobby you idiot.
Hobbies take a step back when you get kids. And resume much later on after things with the kid stabilize.
It's a normal part of life for all human beings.
What will you even do when more of your friends quit over serious life matters ?
Will you DM for kids 10-20 years younger than you ? Or will you have them be your DM.
Your future will be worse if you don't have kids.
Then again with an attitude like that you'd be a terrible father and an attitude is a difficult thing to change.
No.226688
It's a hobby you idiot.
Hobbies take a step back when you get kids. And resume much later on after things with the kid stabilize.
It's a normal part of life for all human beings.
What will you even do when more of your friends quit over serious life matters ?
Will you DM for kids 10-20 years younger than you ? Or will you have them be your DM.
Your future will be worse if you don't have kids.
Then again with an attitude like that you'd be a terrible father and an attitude is a difficult thing to change.
No.226690
>>226618
This is some advanced autism
She literally wants your seed and wants to be filled and bred by your low-test, cuckold self.
>"S-sorry honey I want to play games than have beautiful children with you"
No.226691
>>226618
> Is every woman going to be like this?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
You have no idea. YOU HAVE NO IDEA what it's going to be like if you ever want 3DPD in your life again. It's going to be worse than Hell, hope you enjoy being alone forever, it's not even that bad, but you're going to think it is.
No.226693
>>226618
6.5 out of 10 bait, non-IGN rating scale.
Nothing in the prose that gives it away, so good work there.
But nobody this stupid kept a GF that long.
No.226695
>>226625
No, she isn't the bad guy she is doing what she feels is best for her and her life by distancing herself from someone who isn't compatible with her. That's what is best for both parties if they don't agree on something that is important to one or both of them, that's how relationships work.
>>226629
Worst formatted joke I've seen in a long time. You wanted to make a wizard joke and you fucked it up with this shit. Not even an image or anything? Terrible. Just terrible.
>>226633
>thinking selfishly
Not at all. People want to do things they enjoy and they do what they feel is best for them, that is how every person works at their core and it's no more selfish than basic human nature. There is also an argument to be made that having kids is selfish, especially if you're an autist who isn't going to raise them properly. What exactly do you want to happen here? You want anon who admits to be a top tier autist to have kids and then be pissed at them forever because they cut into his gaming time? Are you retarded or do you just hate the idea of children having a functional childhood?
Not everyone needs kids, not everyone should have kids, don't encourage people who demonstrably shouldn't to go ahead and do it anyways. What the fuck.
>>226672
>for a while
You mean at least 10 years, conservatively, and more likely 15+ years? In what universe is that 'a while'? That is a long ass time and while you can say that OP is passing up the chance don't try and sugarcoat the reality of the situation. It's a long fucking time and it's a big fucking change.
>>226679
>why are you dating if you don't want children
Jesus fucking christ…this thread is just killing me…not every relationship needs to involve children. They are not the end goal, they are an optional sidequest.
>>226681
It's OPs life dream to enjoy gaming without compromising this part of his life for a decade or longer, losing touch with his friends and gaming group in the process, and he's got the right to insist on maintaining what he loves. Why are we weighing someone's desires as mroe valuable than someone else's in a relationship? You know, the thing based on mutual acceptance of each parties desires, goals, and aspirations. I don't get it.
Why is it the common thread in this, well, thread that one person's desires are less valuable in the relationship? That is just some straight up shit. Don't compromise on things you enjoy just because your partner's desires which are in conflict with them are more common, that is absurd. If it's something important to your identity (and clearly it is for OP) then why in the fuck would you give that up? That's a one way ticket to bad relationship hell…and now you have kids. Fantastic.
>>226682
On the one hand yes, it's bad form. On the other hand, it's entirely possible that they didn't want them beforehand and after spending so much time with OP changed their mind or any other number of factors which made the decision more recent and they informed OP in the most timely possible fashion. You don't know that she's just been hiding this desire for four years, that would be a very wide assumption.
>>226685
Better advice than most but still angled in this weird sort of 'anonymous man on the internet knows you will regret not having kids' slant which is just stupid. I know we have a lot of wizards here but we don't have an actual magicians so unless you're the first claiming to see the future is out of line. OP might regret it but they might not and it sounds like a threat stated this way, don't coerce OP into something they might regret just because you think differently.
>>226686
And this guy can just fuck right off. Not even going to waste my time, ride your high horse into a lake.
>>226687
It's a hobby for you, it's a hobby for me, but maybe OP takes it more seriously and that's up to them. Their future is not going to be automatically worse just because they didn't have kids, put away your crystal balls people.
In short - this thread is terrible.
No.226696
>>226618
Oldfag here. 35. No kids. Game all the time.
For what it's worth, I think you're making a mistake, OP. Gaming is fun, but it's no substitute for a real life. Yes, kids will seriously cramp your style, but they gradually grow up, learn to take care of themselves, and get their own interests, leaving you to do your thing.
>>226687
This guy is dead-on. You can still make some time for your hobbies even with young kids (plenty of the dudes I game with do that), and sooner than you think, kids get old enough not to need constant attention. Fun times with hobby buddies are great, but they can't replace a family, especially as you get older and all your friends (rightly) prioritize their own families over you.
>>226695
Yikes. You're preachier than a ST:TNG episode, anon. OP asked for opinions, now he's getting them. If he didn't want to hear it, he shouldn't have posted.
You're right that having kids isn't for everyone, but it is for the vast, vast majority of mankind. It's evolution. It's a good bet that it's the right move for OP, especially because he's apparently capable of a long-term serious relationship with a woman. We know that he is a young'un who's afraid kids will cut into his fun time, but just based on that, reproduction is still most likely the right move for him.
No.226697
>itt: shit that didn't happen
No.226701
>>226618
In case you are not trolling, what the hell were you thinking OP? You could have pumped a girl full of your yellow crusted seed and she would have pumped out a basketfull of children. And as they were growing up, you could have got them into tabletop games, not all at once, but gradually. Before you know it, you could have had a regular Saturday evening gaming events where you and your kids would be playing anything you wanted. But no, you just had to throw it all away.
When you are lying on your deathbed, all alone in a dark dingy apartment filled with nothing but old plastic miniatures and dusty fantasy books, you will know you fucked up.
Try salvaging this situation for fuck´s sake, don´t give up just yet, godamnit, don´t end up like me.
No.226706
stop acting like a hysteric little fuck. You are a moron throwing his life away if you do this. HOLY SHIT OP YOU BETTER CALL YOUR WIFE RIGHT THE FUCK UP and apologize.
I have a son and a daughter ages 9 and 11 and I play GURPS and D&D since they were 7. I cannot tell you how close it brought me and my wife and kids together, And after the trial of their first tree years it gets easier, and I can't even begin explaining to you how much I love these children, which I never knew I would.
I think you are lucky to find such a great woman, and that if you can't put your selfishness aside you should leave her so she can have a chance of being happy, no matter how it breaks her heart.
but on those lonely evenings you will always think of her, and the 'what if?' will eat you up for the rest of your life, especially so when you see the kids that could have been yours with another man.
So consider your options fucking carefully. You can continue gaming uninterrupted and lose a lifetime opportunity and someone that genuenly loves you, or you can sacrifice your selfish needs for a few years for a lifetime of happiness and children that will grow to be legendary players and GMs, since they learned from the start.
No.226710
Wew, it's so good being full homo and not ever needing to deal with this kind of shit.
>>226618
>25
>marrying
>too late
>all my friends
What the fuck is wrong with you and your friends?
>she is trying to ruin my life
>my life is…
>gaming
>playing with abstract objects and representation of objects
>on an abstract world
>as a life
>I can afford the rent by myself but it will cut into my gaming funds
You probably have a case of gaming addiction, or being seriously fucked up in your head, OP. And you are a fucking manchild, 25 is way beyond the age to grow the fuck up.
And way before the age to have kids, nowadays. See? That would be a good, reasonable argument. That it is too early in your lives. Not "I don't want to spend time with you or make things so that I can play in my imaginary world thrice per week".
I get people sometimes mistake pleasures and hobbies for actually being productive or doing something worthwhile with their lives - but the moment your life becomes your hobby and you have literally nothing tangible or produtive to be made out of that hobby…
At that moment, she is not trying to ruin your life, as bitchy as women can be. She is trying to give you one.
>my parents are going to be really pissed
>25 years old
At least tell me you work for a living. Please.
No.226712
>>226618
If you don't want kids don't have kids, retard. The world's overpopulated as it is.
Don't be a fucking idiot about it. Should have just told her you don't want kids at the moment.
Calm your shit.
No.226714
>>226696
They aren't opinions, they're life advice. Really bad life advice. Not every non-factual statement is an opinion, I have no idea when people decided to stretch out the word opinion but that combined with this modern notion of "If I say it's an opinion it's immune to criticism" shit is just awful. If it's preaching to put shit "opinions" in their proper context then I'll pass around a collection plate and see if I can get some money out of it at least.
No.226718
Sounds to me like a lack of communication between the two of you in regards to what you want out of life and the relationship, which is sadly a common problem with many couples that leads to break-ups. This means that both of you did something wrong. All the time, effort and attachment you invested in the relationship is suddenly threatened to be a waste, which is why you're (likely both) highly emotional over this.
If you want advice, I would suggest admitting that half of the blame for all of this is yours for not communicating your life goals better and apologizing for it, as well as any harsh words/actions you unleashed her way during the three hour argument. After that, you should take some time to cool your temper(s) and think long and hard about how you want to continue from here.
You're both obviously very passionate about what you want out of life, and even though they're polar opposites of each other, that doesn't mean there's no room for compromise. You clearly have a bad image of marriage and parenthood in your mind, likely based on a mixture of personal experience and impressions from outside influences. However, you need to realize that not everyone who becomes a spouse and/or parent has their life turn out as badly as you believe your friend's has. As other anons have pointed out, being a parent involves sacrifices, but the rewards tend to more than make up for it.
With that in mind, think of the decision of becoming a parent or not in a neutral viewpoint, with pros and cons on both sides, and not as something purely terrible with nothing but cons.
Once you can approach the decision in a neutral matter, weigh your decision. Consider your own personal happiness in both the short-term and the long-term. You may very well be someone who'll live a happier life without children of their own, dedicating themselves purely to their passions and hobbies. You may also have a change of heart years from now - perhaps the idea of being a parent and having children will change from being abhorrent to being ideal for you. Obviously at the moment you feel the former much more than the latter, but your mind might change in the future, much as it has from when you were a toddler and a teenager.
At the very heart of it all, it seems to me that you aren't prepared to be a parent yet. That seems like the best answer you could give your girlfriend for the moment. If you truly care(d) for each other, you'd be willing to be patient with each other and wait - over time, your feelings over this matter will change and mold to the point that you reach a compromise.
On a side note, you should really take some time to meditate on yourself, so that you don't have such volatile outbursts and thoughts towards others whenever you get into arguments. It's an aspect that only serves to hurt and drive away others, which eventually leaves you completely and utterly alone.
My two copper pieces.
No.226724
>>226712
>If you don't want kids don't have kids, retard. The world's overpopulated as it is.
Yeah, in Africa, China and India. Pushing the overpopulation narrative to someone who might be European is a bit of a joke, m8.
No.226728
>>226714
Fine, whatever, we can call it "life advice," then. My point isn't at all that opinions are immune from criticism (they're not), it's that OP asked for them. He said, "I need advice from you on what to do right now." This isn't a bunch of jerks coming out of nowhere to dump on OP and his choices and act holier-than-thou; they are answering his request.
He's gotten some advice here, from a lot of anons that have actually taken the path he's contemplating (including me) and from some that have taken the other. Mostly, they advise against his current course, although there are a few dissenters.
You're the one giving out really bad life advice. You state the party line: all lifestyles are valid and good; autonomy, hedonism, and individualism are the highest values; judging other people's choices is a terrible sin; all that crap. We all know this message from TV, movies, education, etc.; it's clearly the "correct" answer. The teacher would award you full credit. But it's abstract and ideological, and most people don't really work that way. Most of us are wired for reproduction and family life, for the simple reason that people who weren't didn't pass down their genes as often.
There are outliers, sure. Some people can have a full, satisfying life without kids; others shouldn't have kids because they can't handle the responsibility. OP might even be one of them. Most likely though, he's not. If he was at peace with his decision, he wouldn't be here asking for advice/validation.
You're taking what he said in one fight with his gf at age 25 and telling him to make that his life's guiding principle. You're like the people who convince perverted teens that they're really trans* and that they should get their dicks chopped off.
No.226730
>>226618
>I didn't want children because it would encroach on gaming time
you fucked up son
No.226731
>>226695
>mutual acceptance of each parties desires, goals, and aspirations
Which OP has no interest in doing. I don't believe that OP wouldn't be able to participate in any gaming whatsoever, but less of it. If OP's gf wanted to get married and have kids ASAP, OP would still have at least year to wrap up campaigns he's less attached to so that his favorites could fit into his schedule. It's that whole dynamic of each side having to sacrifice something for each other.
Now, if OP didn't want kids simply because that's not something that he wants in life, I could understand that. But OP specifically stated he didn't want kids because "it would encroach on gaming time".
I have to agree with >>226728 as far as the statement:
>If he was at peace with his decision, he wouldn't be here asking for advice/validation.
No.226732
i don't know what's worse, the op or the disgustingly over the top pro-natalism in the replies
there are lots of good reasons not to have children, but "my gaming time" might be the worst
No.226734
>>226732
>disgustingly over the top pro-natalism
Oy gevalt.
No.226735
>>226724
this tbh fam
But seriously, the problem is that people with a modicum of intelligence is that they feel guilted by all this overpopulation and white guilt bullshit, so they don't breed, or they have one kid.. Meanwhile, all the stupid people have tons of kids until there's nothing but retards everywhere.
No.226747
>>226618
>I don't want to reproduce because I want to game.
I think it's time you go back to cuckchan.
No.226749
>>226695
Reproduction is the only end goal of a relationship.
Plus, you need to secure the future of the white race.
No.226752
>>226749
Deus Vult, brothers.
No.226753
Threads like that is why I think most of /tg/ are actual autistic nerds in a completely non-ironic sense of the term.
No.226754
>not wanting to have kids
>not reading your kid fairy tales and other stories that spark their imagination
>not having them come with stories of their own which they tell you loudly and with big movements of their arms
>not having your child ask you one day "Dad, what is that game you and your frieds play?"
>not getting your children into roleplaying via a boardgame like Hero Quest
>not having your child and friends huddle up around rulebooks to learn the rules of a fun new game they picked up
>not having your child try and get you out of the kitchen while they play D&D 9e, Pathfinder 20th Anniversary, Shadowrun 10e, Newest World of Darkness, CoC 13th edition, Risus or who knows what else
>not consoling your child after That Guy ruined their campaign during their first go at GMing
>not going over your old rulebooks with your child to show them the wonders of AD&D, Shadowrun 2e, Vampire: the Masquerade, Cyberpunk 2020 and so on
>not being gamemaster for your child's first campaign in the hot new game Cyberpunk 2077
>not having them inherit all your books after you pass on
>not having your great-grandchildren ask your child what all those old books are they found stowed away in the attic
>not having your child tell grandchildren about their great-grandfather, the man with so many great, fun, scary and exciting stories
It's like you don't want to leave a legacy and be forgotten in two generations, OP.
No.226755
>>226618
Christ, this has to be one of the most retarded posts I've ever read.
You're a selfish asshole and you wasted 4 years of your ex's life.
If this isn't bait then the only answer is to kill yourself. You're too pathetic to live.
>>226695
>You mean at least 10 years, conservatively, and more likely 15+ years?
More like 2-3 years of 24/7 parenting and then your free time will gradually come back.
And even then it's not like you wont have any spare time, especially if you have parents or siblings that can watch your kids while you game.
>They are not the end goal
Except that all romantic relationships have reproduction as the end goal, it's the very reason romantic relationships exist in the first place.
No.226758
>>226730
>That or maybe he is not ready at all of kids
>Op told her before that he don't want kids in the first place
>Op even seen one of his friend with kids looked distress which made him even discourage with having kids
>Been da doing /tg/ sine teen
Yeah weeb, i'm sure it's just the games
No.226761
>>226755
>it's the very reason romantic relationships exist in the first place.
People who fap to horsecock would like to disagree.
No.226763
I don't want to have kids because I have a metric fuckton of physical and mental disabilities that are hereditary, and I wouldn't wish a life like mine on anyone. Is that so wrong?
No.226764
>>226763
>I don't want to have kids because I have a metric fuckton of physical and mental disabilities that are hereditary, and I wouldn't wish a life like mine on anyone. Is that so wrong?
No, it's not. And if people bother you about that you must adopt because of this tell them they shoudl go adopt themselves if they think that's so important.
No.226766
>>226618
You, my friend, are a special kind of autistic. Why didn't you just tell her you didn't want kids without mentioning /tg/?
No.226776
>>226755
>Except that all romantic relationships have reproduction as the end goal, it's the very reason romantic relationships exist in the first place.
As a fag, I agree. Me and my bf try really hard to make babies, all the time.
>>226758
OP said to absolutely no one that he wasn't ready for kids. If that was the case, he could have said so, and it would be easier to everyone. However, this isn't the case.
What he said, to his wife and to /tg/, was that it was literally just the games. Here, lemme quote:
>and i told her that I didn't want children because it would encroach on gaming time
>didn't want children
>BECAUSE
>it would encroach on gaming time
No.226777
>>226764
>>226763
Did you know that Hotwheels is for selective eugenism?
He's the best placed to know and yet that's basic common sense: his existence is pain, he wishes he was never born, and parents that consciously do kids this sick are selfish and egocentric. It should be criminal.
No.226778
>>226618
Go tell her you're sorry and you better put the price in it
No.226782
>>226776
>The year of our lord 2016
>being mentally ill
I'm sorry anon.
No.226783
>>226782
Oh, thank you anon, but don't worry, I'm quite, quite happy with my condition. :3
I'm sorry for being sarcastic, though. I don't actually agree.
No.226785
>>226706
>apologizing to women
No.226790
Is she hot? Send her this way if she's hot.
No.226791
OI WHO LET THE /R9K/ IN?
Or virt I can't honestly tell
>wanting to be cucked
>playing MtG in CURRENT YEAR
>"all of that other dumb shit"
>I'm a fucking manchild
>"HE IS FUCKING DEAD IN THE EYES. I talk to him and his voice is different. I swear to god, the look in his eyes is begging me to kill him and release him from torment. I don't want to end up like that /tg/"
Oh boy that was edgy, you sure you're 25?
Anyway, look anon I'm not going to say you are a fucking idiot because the matter of marriage and reproduction is a fucking tall order. You need to be responsible and prepared to take that plunge.
Nor am i going to tell you that being alone is great, it's a burden and often it will leave you miserable and over sensitive (depending on your personality of course).
Deeply consider that, ask yourself deeply weather or not this is the life you'd rather be in. could you live with yourself, 10-20 years down the line, alone, tired with few friends and gaming groups.
This thing could very well come back to haunt you for the rest of your life.
They stumble who run fast anon.
If you jump into this pit don't be surprised if you
can't get out again.
>>226718
I'm with Iroh on this one.
>>226749
/pol/ don't ever change
No.226792
>>226679
>Why were you dating to begin with if you didn't want to get married and start a family?
Because I wanted love and companionship? Sorry if that doesn't fit your fucking victorian mores.
No.226793
>>226686
>Actually, no. A good girl like that, who wants kids, doesn't deserve your shit.
Why does a world of 7 billion people need even more to deal damage to the environment and take up precious jobs that there already aren't enough of?
Having kids is selfish and retarded. The elves got the right idea.
No.226794
>>226618
You did the right thing OP.
Never forget that woman will always try to force you to do what they want without even trying to understand your point.
She played her hand and instead of giving in like all the other betafags suggest, you stood your ground.
Seeing that she can't influence you and make you her little bitch she left.
Now you have two options.
Either becom ea cucked betafag for the rest of your life, always thinking about her and what you lost. Or get your ass up and live your life the way you see fit, which would include to forget her, and not getting influenced by whatever she does.
The choice is yours. But it'll be one that will accompany your for a very long time, if not the rest of your life.
No.226795
>>226687
I am hoping most of my friends are too ugly to get girlfriends and if they do I will do my best to sabotage their relationships. I managed to do it once but that was more luck than intention on my part. if they want to leave the group they can, I will find more.
> Then again with an attitude like that you'd be a terrible father and an attitude is a difficult thing to change.
I would be a terrible father, hence why I don't want to have children.
No.226796
>>226690
> beautiful children
I am ugly as fuck and the only thing she has going for her physically is being skinny. Our kids would probably be ugly too.
>>226691
How do I start unlearned 3DPD?
>>226693
>But nobody this stupid kept a GF that long.
Why is it stupid to have a GF?
No.226797
>>226701
So you are telling me I should spend 200,000 dollars (cost of raising a kid WITHOUT college) that I could spend on guns and shit and a nice house even, so that I can wipe shit off of a baby every day in addition to working.
Also, shut the fuck up faggot, I grew up playing RPGs with my dad. Yeah it sounds wonderful but I know for a fact I put my parents through a shitload of misery and I am not going to through that myself. Oh, I am selfish for not wanting to have that in my life, well she could have brought that up before we'd been dating for like 4 years. I knew she wanted kids but I didn't think it was with me!!!
No.226798
>>226706
>HOLY SHIT OP YOU BETTER CALL YOUR WIFE RIGHT THE FUCK UP and apologize.
We're not married idiot. And I have nothing to apologize for.
I understand what you are saying but I will just get over it, like I have gotten over previous relationships, and maybe I can find a woman who DOESN'T want to shit out a child, for no fucking actual reason. Are people really so empty and unfulfilled they need small spawn to fill the void?
> You can continue gaming uninterrupted and lose a lifetime opportunity and someone that genuenly loves you, or you can sacrifice your selfish needs for a few years for a lifetime of happiness and children that will grow to be legendary players and GMs, since they learned from the start.
Why do I need unearned "genuine" love? Kids love parents because they are their parents, not because of who they are. You have to be a seriously huge shit to fuck up being a parent.
>>226710
>Wew, it's so good being full homo and not ever needing to deal with this kind of shit.
Is it too late to change?
> I get people sometimes mistake pleasures and hobbies for actually being productive or doing something worthwhile with their lives - but the moment your life becomes your hobby and you have literally nothing tangible or produtive to be made out of that hobby…
And yet another face in the crowd is something "worthwhile"? No, fuck that shit.
And yes I work for a living but my parents are still going to be angry at me, and unless you are a douchebag who cuts your parents out of your life, you would deal with this too.
And I have a life. It's a hell of a lot better than wiping diapers and dealing with them crying and freaking out all the time.
>>226712
I completely agree. I am just freaking out because now she's gone and I have to spend a few months trying to move on from this shit.
No.226800
>>226706
>HOLY SHIT OP YOU BETTER CALL YOUR WIFE RIGHT THE FUCK UP and apologize.
We're not married idiot. And I have nothing to apologize for.
I understand what you are saying but I will just get over it, like I have gotten over previous relationships, and maybe I can find a woman who DOESN'T want to shit out a child, for no fucking actual reason. Are people really so empty and unfulfilled they need small spawn to fill the void?
> You can continue gaming uninterrupted and lose a lifetime opportunity and someone that genuenly loves you, or you can sacrifice your selfish needs for a few years for a lifetime of happiness and children that will grow to be legendary players and GMs, since they learned from the start.
Why do I need unearned "genuine" love? Kids love parents because they are their parents, not because of who they are. You have to be a seriously huge shit to fuck up being a parent.
>>226710
>Wew, it's so good being full homo and not ever needing to deal with this kind of shit.
Is it too late to change?
> I get people sometimes mistake pleasures and hobbies for actually being productive or doing something worthwhile with their lives - but the moment your life becomes your hobby and you have literally nothing tangible or produtive to be made out of that hobby…
And yet another face in the crowd is something "worthwhile"? No, fuck that shit.
And yes I work for a living but my parents are still going to be angry at me, and unless you are a douchebag who cuts your parents out of your life, you would deal with this too.
And I have a life. It's a hell of a lot better than wiping diapers and dealing with them crying and freaking out all the time.
>>226712
I completely agree. I am just freaking out because now she's gone and I have to spend a few months trying to move on from this shit.
>>226714
>>226728
Guys, I wanted advice and opinions, it's fine, stop arguing over it.
No.226801
>I can't even type out all the fucking consequences this is going to have. We had a 3 hour argument about this and she told me I'm a fucking Manchild. Well you know what bitch? I AM A MANCHILD AND I AM PROUD OF IT SO YOU CAN FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
This is how you talk about the person you love? May gnoglars jumblabble your kotnisks.
No.226802
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>>226792
>>Because I wanted love and companionship? Sorry if that doesn't fit your fucking victorian mores.
>is now asking if it's better off to be alone
>is this smug and condescending while going it after making a blog thread to bitch about how much he hates the idea of sex and marriage,
Banned again on halfchan ain't yah virt?
>>226796
>>Why is it stupid to have a GF?
different anon
you is virt, nobody could lack reading comprehension this much.
What he was suggesting was by your language patterns, actions within the thread and descriptions you don't have much in the way of redeeming values.
In otherwords how did you GET a gf and how the fuck did you KEEP a gf.
>>226797
>>200,000 dollars
It's actually more than this
>and a nice house even,
No you would never be able to buy a house for that much.
Not a good one.
And not if you want a detached.
Now of course this is dependent on where you live and i don't know the American market place but any urban or sub urban house, single storied house within a good neighborhood or near one, with good lot size or even mediocre lot size. should not be 200,000.
It should be much more than that.
If you want to by some shitty bungalow in the middle of the shit part of town, maybe.
Otherwise there has to be something wrong with the lot if that's the case, if it was worth something a builder or developer would have snatched it up already and plopped a house worth something down on it.
Alone a prefab house is at minimum 200,000 and a good one is about 350000 without lot size.
Don't be an idiot
>>well she could have brought that up before we'd been dating for like 4 years.
autismius maximus
>I knew she wanted kids but I didn't think it was with me!!!
200% cuck
No.226803
>>226731
>But OP specifically stated he didn't want kids because "it would encroach on gaming time".
That was one reason, But it's also because I have seen my friend's life and I do not envy it. He has to a shitload of work, on top of keeping an eye on a toddler while the mum watches netflix, and he has to deal with feeding it and other shit. Now yes I am sure it gets better but you still hve to deal with droppign them off at school and similar shit, it's like owning a big dog, I do not want or need that responsibility. I have a job for which I can pay for myself. I am at a net equal with society, I don't owe them anything, they don't owe me anything.
>>226732
>there are lots of good reasons not to have children, but "my gaming time" might be the worst
Casual detected. Some of us enjoy the hobby beyond beer and pretzels gimmickry, that doesn't make us pathetic. You can fuck off back to reddit with all the other casuals who are too "cool" to care about their hobbies as well.
No.226806
>>226754
>It's like you don't want to leave a legacy and be forgotten in two generations, OP.
I have some bad news for you, faggot: When you die, everyone is going to forget about you. And you will be dead so it won't fucking matter.
You want to be "remembered"? Go kill a shitload of people and you'll live in infamy, you fucking moron, now do you see why being "remembered" when you are dead and can't even enjoy it, is fucking retarded?
I will gladly be forgotten. It doesn't matter to me anyways.
And I doubt there will ever be a Pathfinder 20th anniversary, faggot, I know because i play it, the entire point of Pathfinder is keeping a dead system on life support. There's too much content for it already anyways. I barely have time to use even half of it.
No.226807
>>226795
All your friends not only will have children, but they will move on, as gaming becomes a more minor focus on there hobby.
Not only this, but the younger generation won't respect you either. There is a guy I know named Paul, met him through EDH. Skinny, kind of on the shy side, a mess if you will. I always assumed he was a NEET remnant, a 40 year old that never got it together. Turns out I was only half right.
>Got job
>had kids
>got married
>Got divorce
>went back to gaming.
None of the younger gamers like him, and he's openly mocked as creepy. Most of the older gamers are busy with there lives to game every day. He texts me every other day or so, asking if I'm free that night, so I can game. However, since I have other hobbies and priorities, I usually can't.
I feel sorry for him, because he was so good before that. He looked genuinely happy, and was clean, in those pics. Feminism really fucks shit up.
However, I've seen this time and time again. Some unwashed older gentleman w/ a dead end job openly ridiculed by younger gamers, and more or less abandoned by those they once knew dearly. Do you want this life? Do you want to become the bitter stereotype of the fat 50 year old who only ThAC0s? That guy who whines how MtG ruined everything he loved? The person who looks creepily at girls from the other side of the room young enough to be his daughter?
No.226808
>>226806
Lots of people still play Fight in the Skies and Chainmail, and both of those systems are well over 20 years old.
People still learn how to ThAC0.
I'm curious, what brought you too Fullchan, anyhow?
No.226809
>>226755
I'm selfish for not wanting to raise her spawn?
She wasted just as many years with her retarded expectation that I'd want to jizz in her without a condom and have her produce a tiny child.
For fucks sake she's the one who has to deal with a baby ripping her fucking body apart and ruining it. I can't believe she wants this, except because of instinctual hormones flooding through her brain.
Thank god I'm a man and capable of more rational thought. She's even a very intelligent person but you can't beat chemicals, man, it's all chemicals in the end.
> More like 2-3 years of 24/7 parenting and then your free time will gradually come back.
On top of having a job. So basically 2-3 years of slavery and wiping up shit.
> Except that all romantic relationships have reproduction as the end goal, it's the very reason romantic relationships exist in the first place.
What about love and companionship? Or do those not matter to you, mr. "breed more children for the white race", fuck the white race, fuck all races, jesus christ, do you seriously think like that? Who gives a fuck what color of people exist the most? Christ.
No.226810
>>226766
>Why didn't you just tell her you didn't want kids without mentioning /tg/?
Because it was one of my reasons and it's a perfectly valid reason, too. If i was abanoning already-existent kids for gaming, yeah that'd be fucked up, but I am not, I am choosing NOT to have kids so I have more free time for gaming. And other stuff.
No.226811
>>226778
>Go tell her you're sorry and you better put the price in it
I'm not sorry.
>>226790
She is relatively skinny and kind of normal looking. I would say probably 6/10. Which is fine with me because I lvoe her personality, but I think it is time I move on and try to find someone else.
>>226791
Tons of people play MtG still, fuck off John Oliver, and yes he does look like he's dead in the eyes, that's not edgy, it's fucking truth. Every time I see him his voice is just like gravel, and he's so slow compared to how he used to be. Maybe he doesn't hate his life, but I would hate his life if I was in it.
I don't want to be cucked, I was just angry that I wanted her to end the relationship in a brutal way so that I couldn't have her worming her way back to me and using her feminine wiles to convince me to do something I don't want to do.
> This thing could very well come back to haunt you for the rest of your life.
That's fine.
I was alone for years, how the fuck does it make me oversensitive? Sure I was a bit sad but it beats the HELL out of being a slave to shitspawn.
No.226812
>>226811
>I didn't choose the Gnord life, the Gnord life choose me
No.226813
>>226794
Thanks anon. I will try to move on as quickly as I can. Maybe I can find some other girl relatively soon to help me move on, then dump her and go back to being alone once I'm past this. I've gotten over women before, I am just worried I will cave and go back and do something I don't want to do. That is what I am really afraid of. I don't trust myself sometimes.
>>226798
>>226800
Sorry for the double post.
>>226801
I didn't actually say that to her but I am pissed as fuck at her right now.
No.226815
>>226813
I'm convinced you did.
No.226816
>>226808
>I'm curious, what brought you too Fullchan, anyhow?
Because not everyone here is a cuck like on Reddit. Sadly I am learning that people here are cucks, too, but that's fine, at least I trust their opinions here because they aren't all SJW faggots trying to turn all men into slaves to pump up the population.
>>226807
I don't play AD&D though. And there are plenty of older single men at the store who play and I've never seen people call them creepy.
Also, assuming what you say is true, would Paul even be accepted if he got married and had kids? I think you're just thinking older gamers are creepy in the first place so I might as well not have kids and be miserable on topc of it.
And no, not all of my friends will have children. Some of them think like me.
No.226817
>>226808
>I'm curious, what brought you too Fullchan, anyhow?
Because not everyone here is a cuck like on Reddit. Sadly I am learning that people here are cucks, too, but that's fine, at least I trust their opinions here because they aren't all SJW faggots trying to turn all men into slaves to pump up the population.
>>226807
I don't play AD&D though. And there are plenty of older single men at the store who play and I've never seen people call them creepy.
Also, assuming what you say is true, would Paul even be accepted if he got married and had kids? I think you're just thinking older gamers are creepy in the first place so I might as well not have kids and be miserable on topc of it.
And no, not all of my friends will have children. Some of them think like me.
>>226815
Yeah except I didn't.
>>226815
No.226818
>>226811
>Tons of people play MtG still, fuck off John Oliver, and yes he does look like he's dead in the eyes, that's not edgy, it's fucking truth. Every time I see him his voice is just like gravel, and he's so slow compared to how he used to be. Maybe he doesn't hate his life, but I would hate his life if I was in it.
What made it edgy was how you stated he was screaming for someone to end his life.
Also you is projecting gov.
>>I don't want to be cucked, I was just angry that I wanted her to end the relationship in a brutal way so that I couldn't have her worming her way back to me and using her feminine wiles to convince me to do something I don't want to do.
>>226618
>"I hope i am legitmately beign cucked right now"
Nigga please
>>I was alone for years, how the fuck does it make me oversensitive? Sure I was a bit sad but it beats the HELL out of being a slave to shitspawn.
I modified the statement by saying depending on your personality, though clearly given your interactions with people here you might be over sensitive.
I've had the (mis)fortune to see what happens to old lonely people and they start to go.
And this is what happens to them, their lives are miserable.
Then there the "underground men" if you;d forgive the literary allusion, miserable folk does loneliness breed.
>>226817
Huh, you do sound like cancer
No.226819
>>226818
What is your post even trying to say? Also I am not projecting, that is seriously what I see in his face. Are you trying to tel me that kind of dead look is natural or healthy?
> I've had the (mis)fortune to see what happens to old lonely people and they start to go.
Yeah in a fucking nursing home. And if you think wiping shit off a child's cunt is going to make me happy you're fucking deluded. Those people were going to go crazy either way.
Also they wouldn't be lonely if they found a woman who didn't want kids. Which I will find. Or if not, then I will just be alone. I survived it from age 18 to 21 I can survive it now.
No.226821
>>226776
>absolutely no one that he wasn't ready for kids.
>0r maybe
>it would encroach on gaming time
and the other shit arouund that, you're still ignoring the rest of the carp op was saying
No.226824
Christ op you are a huge faggot
>got rid of a loving girlfriend because of muh games
>the girl wanted op's hot load deep inside her
>op decided that muh games are more important
Op seriously, I bet you are one unattractive cunt, and that is the last time someone will love you if you dump them for tabletop games when it is going to shit.
No.226825
This is some /r9k/ vs. /pol/ shit in this thread. In my opinion there was some bad things that happened on both sides both of which has been touched on already.
OP made the error of saying he doesn't want to commit to a relationship because of games. Honestly that was a selfish motive and really shows you aren't ready for a commitment of being in a relationship if you can't deal with losing game time. The whole thing about how it will alienate you from your group of friends is an honest fear along with how it might destroy you on an emotional level. Honestly the best way would have been to say you feel you aren't ready yet for children as there is a several fears you have over making such a big commitment for it is one that lasts for the rest of your life. One of the biggest mistakes of this day and age is people making such a commitment without understanding the full effects of things to come. Also I would like to ask if she wanted kids before marriage? If she did that is a big mistake right there. I would say you should move through the steps and make sure you are compatible to raise a kid as functional family. I think the worse thing that can happen is you and her find out you don't work as a family and raise a kid in a broken home. Kids nowadays need a united family and not deal with the issues that come from a family going through a divorce.
She of course did this after sex and also insulted you. It was pretty much a guilt trap she was pulling you into with these underhanded tactics. I feel it is good you didn't fall into being whipped by those tactics but your handling could have been better. If it does come up to your family just bring up that she was trying to coerce you into changing yourself when you weren't ready for it. Tell your family that you do believe in giving them children but when you feel you are ready to handle such a responsibility and when you have a girl who won't try to use sex and name calling to shame you into doing what she wants.
Having children is a big responsibility that is not taken as seriously as it should be in society. This has led to the increase of broken families and broken children. I would definitely suggest you should look at the possibility of having kids and weigh what sacrifices you are willing to make. When you get another girl which I feel you should do and the topic comes up you tell her about your concerns and try to talk about it in calm fashion over how to deal with such things. Just my suggestions.
No.226827
>>226824
Fuck off faggot I've dumped plenty of "hot loads" deep inside her, the difference was that she wanted this one to impregnate her and forced a 500,000 dollar responsibility. I only make 19 dollars an hour, which is plenty for me to live but not enough to support kids on and still have a 100/month gaming budget.
> Op seriously, I bet you are one unattractive cunt, and that is the last time someone will love you if you dump them for tabletop games when it is going to shit.
Fine. At least I will not have given up what I love to take care of some shitspawn that the world DOES NOT NEED.
No.226828
>>226825
Holy shit, I have appreciated the advice here, but for the last time:
1) SHE IS NOT MY WIFE
2) I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH COMMITTING TO HER. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CHILDREN. THE TWO ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY SYNONMYOUS.
Anyway, the rest of your post is spot on. Especially this:
> She of course did this after sex and also insulted you. It was pretty much a guilt trap she was pulling you into with these underhanded tactics. I feel it is good you didn't fall into being whipped by those tactics but your handling could have been better.
I would have handled it better if I hadn't been caught off-guard.
> When you get another girl which I feel you should do and the topic comes up you tell her about your concerns and try to talk about it in calm fashion over how to deal with such things.
If I get with another girl it will be one who does not want children or I will end the relatinship before it gets to this point. I am NOT going through this ridiculous shit again. No thank you.
No.226829
>>226824
Also, no shit I am unnattractive. That's ANOTHER reason why I shouldn't have kids.
>>226821
There is nothing wrong with what I am saying and you are making the fallacious assumption that gaming is the ONLY reason I don't want kids. I didn't get into the others because they aren't really /tg/ related.
No.226832
>>226828
OP you are a massive faggot. First off I said you should marry before even considering having kids. It is a step process:
1. Meet Girl
2.Go on Dates with Girl
3. Make Girl Your Girlfriend
4. Possibly co habituate while doing stuff with girlfriend
5.Discuss marriage
6. Engage
8. Plan Marriage
9. Get married
10. Live a year or two as a married couple
11. Discuss kids
12. Have kids
Of course at any point you can stop this relationship along the line but kids is the final step it shouldn't be something in the middle of all this.
Second all these cap locks isn't really needed. I know you are frustrated and hurt over this whole thing and a lot of people are being not so kind in this thread but it is no reason for you to lose your cool and look like a screaming retard.
Honestly I used to be in your boat about not having kids either I think around your age but if you look at what is going on in the world really what other people said is true. Overpopulation is really a problem in other parts of the world for other ethnicity but for European and of European descent actually the birth rate is on the decline especially with all the push for race mixing.
Still as you mentioned you don't make a lot at your job which is a justifiable reason of not having a kid. Too many people also have kids when they aren't financially secure enough to support one without living off the government which is pretty much despicable in my opinion. This is the reason why I don't choose to have a relationship as I can't afford to devote my money in order to support such a thing but if I did have the money I would look to possibly put myself out there.
Really I guess the point of what I'm saying is calm down and never say never.
No.226834
>>226832
See I don't make a lot at my job but what I realized is most of that shit is adjusted for people having children. 38k a year is a lot of money if you live in a decent apartment and have no abnormal expenses.
Also, I want all of that shit except for the kids. Why the fuck can't I just have a wife and no kids?
And we would make terrible parents anyway.
Also there is no fucking way I am ever getting married to anyone, that is a huge legal trap and I am too poor to afford a divorce, let alone child support. I would have to actually commit suicide if that happened.
No.226835
>>226819
>>What is your post even trying to say?
responding to what you said, i don't really have a statement
>> Are you trying to tel me that kind of dead look is natural or healthy?
You have a loopy fucking mind, no I'm saying you full of shit nigga.
>>Yeah in a fucking nursing home
no, they were living free.
Most were family too.
In addition my uncles were like that, my aunt as well.
A good friend of the family died a pauper on his bed.
Misery is not unknown to my family,
It takes a strong mind to live alone, not knowing which way to turn.
> And if you think wiping shit off a child's cunt is going to make me happy you're fucking deluded
The only person deluded here is you. i was saying that you should deeply consider your choices, not providing you affirmation one way or another. Frankly i understand why people would choose to/avoid to have children or marry. Again, outbursts that presuppose my statements like this is why i belive you are
A) emotional unstable
B) prone to projection
>>Also they wouldn't be lonely if they found a woman who didn't want kids.
I never indicated they they didn't want kids, rather they simply lived alone and suffered because of it and this is what you were asking you dumb fuck. You find someone who complements your ugly cuck lifestyle go for it. At no point was i indicating your inferior genes should be passed around.
>Or if not, then I will just be alone. I survived it from age 18 to 21 I can survive it now
Anyone can survive anon. It takes a true human to prosper.
No.226836
>>226816
Most of us are /pol/locks, however.
>>226828
Relationships exist to sire children.
No.226837
>>226834
Those are perfectly reasonable points over not have kids or get married. Of course the legal part of a marriage can be circumvented by having a prenuptial.
Most parents think they will do a bad job until they have a kid. A lot of parenting is trial and error along with seeing how things worked with other parents and learning from them what and what not to do. I know that I would give my kids a lot more attention when I have kids because my parents never did. This has left with self confidence issues along with others. Of course it is fine to not have kids I just think the terrible parents is not necessarily a bad thing. It means you know what is required of parenting and know what should be expected.
Kids will always come up with women it is just how they chemically wired. So expect it if you get in another relationship.
No.226838
>>226817
Did you come here straight from Reddit?
No.226840
>>226835
>Misery is not unknown to my family,
Yeah that's your family's fault not mine.
> It takes a strong mind to live alone, not knowing which way to turn.
Is this from a fucking Evanescent song? You have to be 18 to post here, faggot.
I lived alone for 3 years and I did fine, other than occasional loneliness.
> Anyone can survive anon. It takes a true human to prosper.
And you think I will prosper if I have 2 fucking kids that eat up a MILLION DOLLARS of my money and I have to wipe shit off their asses for 3 years then deal with spending time with them when i don't even want them, I'm sorry, why does this woman get what she wants and I am in the wrong for wanting something different? Fucking mongoloids, SHE is the one who is dominated by instinct and NOT logic.
No.226841
>>226838
No. I don't post on Reddit anymore, not since 2011. I posted on 4chan for a while then started posting here about six months ago. I like this place better because (1) less faggot mods and (2) less captcha solving.
>>226837
>Of course the legal part of a marriage can be circumvented by having a prenuptial.
Are you seriously suggesting a prenup legally protects you AT ALL in this age of pussy-whipped judges and feminized legal system?
No.226842
>>226836
>Relationships exist to sire children.
No they don't you fucking nazi moron.
No.226843
>>226829
>and you are making the fallacious assumption that gaming is the ONLY reason I don't want kids.
The fuck are you even talking about i said there were other reason then just games you dumbass, that why i replyed to you about op just end it becuse of game only because that wasn't the case.
> I didn't get into the others because they aren't really /tg/ related.
Most of this thread isn't /tg/ related
No.226846
>>226842
then why do they exist?
No.226847
>>226840
>Kids will eat up Millions of Dollars.
Are you Big Blue Boy?
No.226849
>>226840
>Yeah that's your family's fault not mine.
I never indicated that it was.
I was just stating, I am familiar with it
>Is this from a fucking Evanescent song?
Genesis actually, more fool me specifically, quite fond of the song.
The fuck is Evanescent?
>I lived alone for 3 years and I did fine, other than occasional loneliness.
I honestly think you are not strong and stout enough in mind to not warp like fucking crazy under that.
>And you think I will prosper if I have 2 fucking kids that eat up a MILLION DOLLARS of my money and I have to wipe shit off their asses for 3 years then deal with spending time with them when i don't even want them, I'm sorry, why does this woman get what she wants and I am in the wrong for wanting something different? Fucking mongoloids, SHE is the one who is dominated by instinct and NOT logic.
You are talking passed me, this is why i say you are projecting or a troll.
I never said having kids was good, in fact i called your genes inferior and suggested you shouldn't breed.
What I was saying was that loneliness is tough.
You dense fuck
No.226850
>>226841
Pre nups are legally binding that unless you void or destroy it protect you from being destroyed in court. Not even the most feminazi judge or system can get around that and if they do there is appeals along with you putting out info on the judge so they wont get elected again. It is really a poor projection there. Anyone who knows even a little about law knows that legal papers of that sort can't be voided in court.
No.226851
>>226842
Sex exists to create offspring. Love and relationships are based on evolutionary mechanisms to promote a couple staying together to maximize the chance of effective survival and child-rearing.
Anything else is just stuff humans have invented to embellish the truth.
No.226852
>>226809
>She wasted just as many years with her retarded expectation that I'd want to jizz in her without a condom and have her produce a tiny child.
No, you are a loser at life.
You can't waste the life of someone who gave up on life.
>Thank god I'm a man and capable of more rational thought.
Except you have shown yourself to be a selfish irrational crybaby.
>love
Love exists as a bonding mechanism so you raise your offspring together instead of alone.
This increases the chance of healthy and strong offspring to further reproduce.
>companionship
Just like love we evolved the need for companionship to survive so we can reproduce.
>Who gives a fuck what color of people exist the most
As I've said, you're selfish and irrational.
No.226854
Screw love, romance, relationships, or breeding. Kill everyone!
Everything is fucked, so kill as many people as you want! We're all suffering, so help people out of it!
No.226855
>>226618
As a lot of other anons have said: you wouldn't be here if you were okay with your decision.
You seem to really care about her, although I could be wrong. Why don't you just give her what she wants, but not let it infringe on your life? Just be a total deadbeat. She's put up with you this long, what will another 18 years be?
But I digress. Situations like this make me content that I am nearly devoid of carnal urges, and the master of my Id, as a certain incest obsessed coke head might have put it.
No.226856
Screw love, romance, relationships, or breeding. Kill everyone!
Everything is fucked, so kill as many people as you want! We're all suffering, so help people out of it!
Let OP die, let OP kill his GF. If doesn't matter in the end we're all dead anyway!
No.226857
No.226858
>>226856
I dont think even this picture is as edgy as that post.
No.226859
>>226857
>>226858
>Edgy
Lives are inherently worthless. We're all just waiting for death and living sucks. Might as well speed things along, yeah?
No.226862
>>226859
Then go ahead and kill yourself. Problem solved.
No.226865
>>226856
>>226859
Are you the guy who 'doesn't have enough money to GM'? You sound just like him.
I miss when we just had Nihilism-Kun. He was just depressed. Are we getting raided by /r9k/ or something?
No.226867
>>226862
That's too slow for everyone to die.
Every problem would be solved if everyone is dead.
Why do we live when living is terrible?
No.226868
>>226846
It doesn't matter WHY they exist, not everything that was created is still used for that same reason. Look at the internet, it was created as defense communications and now it is used for porn and cat pictures.
>>226847
No i am not. Exactly where in the Big Boy Blue story was chidlren mentioned?
No.226869
No.226871
>>226849
I am sick of this "oh I never stated that" bullshit when I am trying to take your statements to their natural conclusions. If you are not trying to draw a comparison then why mention your family at all?
Evanescent is some faggot metal band with emo lyrics that my young cousin listens to and I have to listen to it in the car when I visit him because he insists on listening to it.
> I honestly think you are not strong and stout enough in mind to not warp like fucking crazy under that.
Except I did it for 3 years.
> What I was saying was that loneliness is tough.
Okay. Well I am tougher than your family, apparently.
No.226873
>>226850
> going bankrupt on legal fees for some jackoff lawyer to go out for lunch with his buds
> possibly losing to some bullshit argument and the judge getting a bj
> accidentaly hiring a fuck-up lawyer who leaves loopholes in the prenup
http://www.theguardian.com/money/blog/2014/mar/07/prenup-luckwell-protect-assets-married
Why not just avoid the whole thing and find a woman who doesn't rely on the trap of marriage to support herself?
No.226874
>>226851
>Anything else is just stuff humans have invented to embellish the truth.
So? Guns were made for shooting people but I still have fun shooting them at paper targets at the shootign range. You fucking mong, just because they exist for a reason doesn't mean that's their only benefit.
No.226875
>>226852
>Except you have shown yourself to be a selfish irrational crybaby.
How?
> As I've said, you're selfish and irrational.
More words, no proof. I'm the one who wants to squirt out shitspawn for NO good reason.
>>226854
Yeah that's fucked up, no thank you.
>>226855
>As a lot of other anons have said: you wouldn't be here if you were okay with your decision.
No but that doesn't mean I don't think I made the right decision. If I shot a baby to keep the Nazis from finding us or any of those other "tough decision" example bullshit, I would have done the right thing but obviously I wouldn't be okay with it.
> inb4 you call me edgelord again for using the baby example or comparing it to my situation, it's a fucking example chill out
So no, I did the right thing but I am angry about her and this shit.
> You seem to really care about her, although I could be wrong. Why don't you just give her what she wants, but not let it infringe on your life? Just be a total deadbeat. She's put up with you this long, what will another 18 years be?
What the fuck kind of fantasy is this? You think I won't be forced to pay for the kids? For all know she's already preggers and I'll have to kill myself to get out of paying child support.
> But I digress. Situations like this make me content that I am nearly devoid of carnal urges, and the master of my Id, as a certain incest obsessed coke head might have put it.
Yeah go back to tumblr with your "asexuality" bullshit.
No.226878
>>226618
Ok OP, I've read your post, I've read this entire thread. I must say, I'm surprised at the shifting demographs of this site, but alas, that isn't here nor now.
I'm first going to tell you where you were in the right.
>You told her you didn't want to have kids, you have every right to do that.
>You stood your ground, even when you are wrong.
I can respect that.
Now I'm going to tell you why you are wrong:
>You made this thread expecting to find solidarity in us.
You didn't come here asking for advice, you came here hoping we'd tell you that we support you, and game strong. Anytime myself or anyone else offered advice, or told you to get over yourself, you went of the offensive. Not once did you take the advice we gave, whether it was to reconcile things with her, to sire children, or simply to not shit up our board with a blog-tier post, you simply said 'No U' for the lack of me getting into a larger discussion, which leads me into…
>Not knowing site/board culture.
You made a post saying you were troubled by the amount of pro-nationalism that was shared by posters in response to you. (I assume it was you at the very least).
You clearly don't know the history of the site, or why we are here. You said you came here as of roughly 6 months ago. Given that the Exodus was a year and a half ago, and I started coming here do to /legion/ a few months before that (fuck Redwood), I can tell you, in many ways, the jokes don't lie, 8chan is /pol/. We tend to be conservative, or at the very least, right leaning. I don't expect, with being here in the last 6 months, you'd know this, but Gamergate and the Cuckening are the reason most of us are here.
>You acted like a Sperg, not only too the women you allege you love, but too almost every poster here.
Your posts reek of USI and faggotry. I'll ignore the fact you sound like cancer, because too each there own. Lets not forget you not only yelled at your GF, but said "I AM A MANCHILD", even if you didn't use those exact words, you probably still said it, with a Chris-chan level of autism.
>Finally your reasons for not having a child.
They are pure selfishness. I can understand people not wanting children. HotWheels probably doesn't want children. I know a few schitzo's that don't want children, because that's spread via genetics. An old hippy who has a number of STD's. This is all very valid reasons not to want children.
I want to live a life of self gratification and hedonism isn't one. This girl seems like she really loves you, and compared to what I've gathered from you while posting this and lurking here, probably too good for you. I hope not only your parents cut you out of the will, but cut the trust fund you are on as well.
The Darpanet and the Internet are not interchangeable, though the system were there, the early Internet, as we'd call it, was started by Universities as an effective way to transfer knowledge and communication between them. It wasn't until the late 80's that this was merged w/ Darpanet, and the true modern privatized internet was set up.
Guns are used to shoot things, while training with guns are fun, it ultimately exists to make you shooting things ultimately better. Whether to shoot a thug, or a deer, it exists to be shot.
The one good thing about this, besides some lulz which were had, you gave me an excuse to waste this beautiful day to sit at my computer, (at least for an hour or so) and I was able to finish the last entry for red in my color pie thread. So thank you for that.
Have a coke
No.226880
>>226871
>>I am sick of this "oh I never stated that" bullshit when I am trying to take your statements to their natural conclusions
allow me to recap so you understand why this is bullshit.
> i say, i know that living alone is tough, i have dealt many people who have become miserable because of it
>you say i, yah nursing homes
>i respond saying no it's my family
>you say well that's not my fault
> i no that's not what i was trying to do, I was just telling you i am familiar with misery.
>you say " If you are not trying to draw a comparison then why mention your family at all?"
>Except I did it for 3 years.
Yes, yes you did anon.
Anyway i my point being that this was a marathon thing. yeah i can take running a block, even 15 blocks but how long until exhaustion takes me. Imagine running forever till you die, unable to stop.
That is what i was getting on about.
>Okay. Well I am tougher than your family, apparently.
irrelevant to that point, what I was telling you and what i have been telling you was not that
you should marry and have kids but to caution you to carefully think over your decisions.
Robot cuck.
No.226884
>>226878
>They are pure selfishness
Every reason that is purley personally is a right reason.
he doesn't want children because it would otherwise impact an for him important part of his life.
If someone can't understand that, fine, but not accepting it makes you look more like a retard than him for staying his ground.
No.226885
>>226884
Perhaps, but Gygax gamed more then he could ever hope, and that didn't stop him from siring a bunch of children and raising a family.
No.226892
>>226878
I must say, I'm surprised at the shifting demographs of this site, but alas, that isn't here nor now.
I'd actually like to hear about that.
No.226897
I was getting in to give you some simpathy, then I see why you fought with your girlfriend and I want it back.
You know what? I won't even bother to even point out how much you upset me because I don't even want to read all of the thread again to make basic points and because people already listed most of it.
I don't even have a picture to show how much disgust I feel, so this is the closest I can post.
No.226902
>>226878
>You made a post saying you were troubled by the amount of pro-nationalism that was shared by posters in response to you.
Natalism != nationalism
No.226906
I largely agree with >>226878 but I want to put my own take on this.
OP, you fucked up, in more ways than you realize.
First you started by saying the only reason you didn't want kids was because of 'muh games,' an extremely infantile excuse that would be immediately be called out by 85% of /tg/. It is selfish and childish to the point of autism. That is not the only reason you have against kids but by presenting gaming as the one thing you wanted to preserve you opened yourself up to a buttblasting.
Second you didn't factor in the demographics of /tg/. Not everyone here is a /pol/lack but many are and of those who aren't most would want to be in your position if not now then at some point in their lives. The fact you are't pumping out glorious white children to then induct into the ways of Tabletop when given the chance (if not now then eventually) makes you the most beta of cucks to many here.
Third is when being called out for the faggot you presented yourself as you show yourself to be a different and more annoying faggot by ignoring the advice both kind and deriding only to praise the three or so mopey edgelords who sided with you. Don't come here asking for advice if you aren't going to consider it because that is the sign of the most massive tumbler circlejerk faggotry.
Fourth is your immature valuation of life. Your only real argument besides "muh games" against child-rearing is that they are poopy and cost lots of money. Those can be legitimate concerns but the way you presented you argument make you seem like a thirteen year old bitching about his little brother on deviant art. Your overpopulation crap reeks of First world cuckery as well.
Fifth and finally you act like /r9k/ when it comes to women. Despite spending FOUR years with this woman you are mostly derisive of her. You act like women are a bear trap made to screw you over. Many times this is the case but not always and you will never find long lasting happiness with 3d if you keep thinking like this. Also you are an unforgivable faggot for >>226795. Be alone or with a woman who doesn't want marriage OR kids but don't screw other people over because you want "fwends tu pway wit minus icky gurls"
TL;DR: Shut the fuck up and grow up. Don't want kids? Fine! But don't come here with a crappy sob story looking for a pat on the back for resisting the lure of the female for glorious games. Tabletop is a HOBBY not a life. You may love it and dedicated a large portion of your life to it but when Tabletop becomes the only thing you care about it is an addiction.
No.226908
>>226878
>Anytime myself or anyone else offered advice, or told you to get over yourself, you went of the offensive.
Yes because I disagreed. If you're angry I came in here with a biased viewpoint, that's retarded.
I'm sorry if i was rude but i figured this is the internet and you are big boys who can handle it.
As for the rest, yes I know 8chan came about from /pol/ and gamergate, that doesn't mean it's not a fucking stupid reason to have children.
So you are saying I have to provide a reason to not have children? Give me a reason why I SHOULD have to have them.
I can live whatever kind of life I want. I want a real reason why I should have children.
No.226909
>>226880
So your idea is that eventually I'll get tired and die. Fine, then I'll die. it'll be better than a life of worthless slavery for children I don't want and won't love.
No.226910
>>226795
>I am hoping most of my friends are too ugly to get girlfriends and if they do I will do my best to sabotage their relationships.
I am hoping most of my friends are too ugly to get girlfriends and if they do I will do my best to sabotage their relationships.
I am hoping most of my friends are too ugly to get girlfriends and if they do I will do my best to sabotage their relationships.
I think this is roughly the point you went from "gamer who's a little too into it" to "seek professional help".
No.226912
>>226897
k
>>226906
What's wrong with being selfish?
This entire board is about games, I would think you fuckers actually care about them. Or maybe you are just beer and pretzel casuals like Reddit. if so, thanks a lot, I don't need your opinions.
> Third is when being called out for the faggot you presented yourself as you show yourself to be a different and more annoying faggot by ignoring the advice both kind and deriding only to praise the three or so mopey edgelords who sided with you. Don't come here asking for advice if you aren't going to consider it because that is the sign of the most massive tumbler circlejerk faggotry.
I did consider it and I rejected it because of gaping holes in your logic.
> Fourth is your immature valuation of life. Your only real argument besides "muh games" against child-rearing is that they are poopy and cost lots of money. Those can be legitimate concerns but the way you presented you argument make you seem like a thirteen year old bitching about his little brother on deviant art. Your overpopulation crap reeks of First world cuckery as well.
Why don't you take care of 600 cats, then, you just have to clean up shit from those, too. In fact they are a lot better than children in a lot of ways.
> Despite spending FOUR years with this woman you are mostly derisive of her.
Yeah because she just brought up trying to get married (the ONLY PURPOSE OF WHICH IS TO CUT OFF A MANS BALLS AND TAKE HIS MONEY) and have children (THE ONLY PURPOSE OF WHICH IS TO GET CHILD SUPPORT) and frankly I feel very betrayed by this.
I can live a life full of pain and unending work while I try to raise some worthless shits, or I can live a life of joy until some alleged apocalypse happens in my 30s and 40s and I die or go insane or whatever boogeyman you people come up with.
Also:
> Not everyone here is a /pol/lack but many are and of those who aren't most would want to be in your position if not now then at some point in their lives.
So it's my fault they can't find a gilfriend? Are you fucking serious? Piss off, just go outside and you'll likely meet someone after a few months. Christ it isn't even that hard.
No.226913
>>226910
>I think this is roughly the point you went from "gamer who's a little too into it" to "seek professional help".
What's wrong with trying to protect my gaming group?
No.226915
>>226908
To continue the human race?
To carry on the family legacy?
To have someone to take care of you when your an old senile fuck (apparently the senile thing is already)
Because the whole evolutionary point is to have children and procreate?
To please god and be a contributor to a community and not just a neet drain on the finances
To follow the steps of your ancestors
You know what , take all that back
>>If you cannot figure this out on your own its probably best if you don't have children.
No.226916
>>226915
Your image is as small as the girl in it, anon.
No.226920
>>226915
While those are all good reasons, in today's society it is just too risky to have kids. Husbands have been replaced by the government and welfare.
No.226924
>>226915
> To continue the human race?
There are 7 billion people in this world.
> To carry on the family legacy?
Why does that matter?
> To have someone to take care of you when your an old senile fuck
Or I could save that money and register myself in a GOOD nursing home. Or, y'know, just cap myself off when the dementia starts, since I will barely be cosncious at that point anyway.
> Because the whole evolutionary point is to have children and procreate?
So… feed my animal instincts? Sure. So should I start stabbing wildebeasts with spears and running down antelope,too?
> To please god and be a contributor to a community and not just a neet drain on the finances
Kek. I'm not a NEET drain on finances. I have my own job, society pays NOTHING for me. The real drains are the people who have kids and thus need higher paying jobs to support them. I could undercut those faggots any day and laugh as their children starve.
Though they do have the advantage of being committed to the job because they desperately need it, and thus get hired more. Given the price they pay for that advantage, though, I don't begrudge them it.
> To follow the steps of your ancestors
Some of my ancestors probably killed and raped innocent people. That by itself is not a good reason to do anything.
> You know what , take all that back
Good idea.
>>If you cannot figure this out on your own its probably best if you don't have children.
This is completely true, for a reason completely different than you think.
Top fucking kek.
No.226926
>>226924
Why do fuckers like you keep on believing that there are too many human beings on earth ?
Asia is 4.427 billion out of the total of 7 billion human beings on our planet.
Yet you don't care what happens there, you are just fine with dying in the west where birth rates are at an all time low.
You are not planet earth. You live somewhere in the west and the west needs more people. The east needs to cut on a billion or more.
>don't care bout heritage
>human instincts are stabbing animals with spears
>some of my ancestors were bad so they are all bad
>why does family legacy matter
>literally preparing for a nursing home
>people who have kids and need higher paying jobs are a drain
Human fucking waste right here.
No.226928
>>226924
Jesus fucking Christ, you are a complete worthless cuck. Just kill yourself off now you utter waste of space and genes.
You are a shame to your parents and family line. A FUCKING SHAME. You are an evolutionary dead end.
This is coming from someone who was going crazy earlier today with money being the only important thing as well as edgeposting. I guess I have to thank you for snapping me out of my psychosis, YOU WORTHLESS CUCK.
No.226929
>>226926
To be honest, I think he's just baiting you. A lot of the argument's he's using are basically copypasta.
No.226931
>>226912
Listen Nigger you don't have to dedicate YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE to playing tabletop in order to be a fa/tg/uy. That is super giga autism which is what you apparently have because you can't separate spending a lot of time on tabletop and ALL of your time on tabletop.
>Why don't you take care of 600 cats, then, you just have to clean up shit from those, too. In fact they are a lot better than children in a lot of ways.
Seriously you are legitimately retarded. I am NOT saying have kids what I am saying is your ARGUMENT is immature and childish. Spawning more humans is a choice, one that you CAN FREELY decide against and no one would put up that much of a stick beyond the most dedicated Deus Vults. The problem is that you act like it is the stupidest thing ever despite that being the ONLY reason you exist. Had you just said something along the lines of "I don't believe in adding to the world population as well as burdening myself with the cost in both energy and money when I could do something else more productive." no one would have cared so much. Instead you bitch and moan while acting like poop is the only thing that comes out of children and then expect us to wholeheartedly agree.
>Yeah because she just brought up trying to get married (the ONLY PURPOSE OF WHICH IS TO CUT OFF A MANS BALLS AND TAKE HIS MONEY) and have children (THE ONLY PURPOSE OF WHICH IS TO GET CHILD SUPPORT) and frankly I feel very betrayed by this.
You are clearly a paranoid cuck and should go back to r/mensrights. At least there they will sop up your story of narrowly escaping the womb clamp. Why are you not fucking traps if the baby ball and chain is so terrifying to you?
>>226913
This is in essence why you are the biggest of faggots. You are so terrified of someone restricting your freedom and yet you will ACTIVELY BETRAY your friends for YOUR own selfish needs. If you were even a fraction of a decent person you would let your friends make their choice and decide afterwards to cut them off. Instead you are a squiggly little worm ruining others FREE choice because it is badwrongfun and you want them to forever be with you. Most people change and grow, for better or worse but stagnant emotional leeches like you need to fucking felatte a shotgun for bringing others down to your pathetic decaying level.
No.226932
>>226929
I know people IRL who believe similar things.
The overpopulation meme is something pushed by a ton of pseudo-science shows.
No.226935
>>226909
>>So your idea is that eventually I'll get tired and die.
you lack reading comprehension.
> Fine, then I'll die. it'll be better than a life of worthless slavery for children I don't want and won't love.
Look I'll admit nothing's sexier than a barren womb but seriously stop pushing this shit.
Not once did i say go have a fucking kid this is you childishly bringing it up.
No.226943
>>226618
You are the problem with society.
The first world is getting grayer and shrinking because people dont want kids anymore. You are a degenerate on the most fundamental level.
And fuck you for wasting that girls time for four years when she won't be able to have kids once she hits her 30s.
No.226946
>>226912
>What's wrong with being selfish?
No.226950
>>226926
Oh shit gramps, I'll get right on squirting out as many kids as possible before those damn chinks and gooks overrun us!
This is what you sound like.
Also, human instincts =/= a reason to do things by itself, as I showed with that analogy. You need to provide a different reason.
Also I highly doubt my ancestors ever gave a fuck if I reproduced and even if they didn't, they have fucking HUNDREDS of descendants to do that for them.
No.226951
>>226928
>Jesus fucking Christ, you are a complete worthless cuck. Just kill yourself off now you utter waste of space and genes.
Nah I don't think I will. I think I will keep playing D&D and shit while you and the other gray mouthed feminazis in sunglasses rant on about how "manchildren" dont want to start families like they are "supposed to"
You pathetic fucker.
> You are a shame to your parents and family line. A FUCKING SHAME. You are an evolutionary dead end.
Top kek.
> This is coming from someone who was going crazy earlier today with money being the only important thing as well as edgeposting. I guess I have to thank you for snapping me out of my psychosis, YOU WORTHLESS CUCK.
Except you are completely right about that first part. And children is a drain on resources. It's not my fault you realized you are a hypocrite.
No.226952
>>226932
>The overpopulation meme is something pushed by a ton of pseudo-science shows.
Not overpopulation, just enough population. There are plenty of people in the world and we don't need more. And even if we did, it doesn't fucking matter if I have 2 kids or not. 2 people doesn't matter for shit.
Yeah yeah "well if everyone thought liek that then…" i get it. I don't give a fuck.
Keep ranting on with your pro-child bullshit, I bet you're a bitter woman who is angry over MGTOW because you're ugly enough to actually NEED the MGTOW fedorafags to marry. I've met 3 women like that and they are all fucking pathetic, late 20s, desperately looking for a "beta provider" to squirt out their spawn. You stupid fucking cunt. I am so glad that bitch is out of my life, now. I won't get fucked anymore for a while but you know what? It's fucking worth it.
No.226953
>>226931
> poop is the only thing that comes out of children and then expect us to wholeheartedly agree.
Except it is. Until they hit puberty and start jizzing on the furniture.
No.226954
>>226935
>Not once did i say go have a fucking kid this is you childishly bringing it up.
That's what the entire thread is about, faggot.
> you lack reading comprehension.
Why don't you type a coherent post then? It's all just random ramble about your gay-ass family, I don't give a shit faggot.
>>226943
>And fuck you for wasting that girls time for four years when she won't be able to have kids once she hits her 30s.
Lol. She's only 23 dumbass she still has plenty of time.
>>226946
> i'll substitute an image macro for an argument
So basically, you;re wrong.
No.226956
>>226950
I don't think your problem in this thread is that you're not ready to have kids. It happens. People understand that. I think your problem is that you reached /r9k/ levels of pathetic with "WELL IF I'M A MANCHILD I'M A PROUD MANCHILD", "I CHOSE MTG OVER MY GF", "IF I HAVE KIDS I CAN'T GAME", and shit like that. This is /tg/ and we think you're nuts for doing this.
If you want a crowd that'll accept you doing this, try tumblr.
No.226959
>>226954
Telling you what's wrong would undermine the social expectation that you figure that shit out on your own. Then again you seem good at failing social expectations.
No.226961
>>226956
That's unfair to /r9k/. Even they would give him shit over this.
No.226962
>>226718
Listen to this guy. And OP, my only grip with you (because I agree with you with a little less edgy approach…) is that you lack ambition, you only seem to be living to do your hobbies and that's no bueno. At least try aspire to be someone great if the idea of having children is that awful to you.
No.226964
>>226954
>That's what the entire thread is about, faggot.
>faggot
>insult
>here
nigga please.
Anyway nigga dis thread be yo blog.
you came here to say oh i fucked up wit me gurl, should i be alone.
Not solely your fear of having children, nor did i really talk about it, i responded yo blog post nigga.
And i told you to be reasonable and think about it carefully.
Then after dis we all had a bit of fun with the bait
>Why don't you type a coherent post then? It's all just random ramble about your gay-ass family, I don't give a shit faggot.
you funny nigga
webm related.
I know youse bait but now i'm pretty sure i could plug you in and play a movie on you, you projecting so hard.
But if you want thicky if you want me to explain it to you clearly as i can.
I have seen the result of prolonged solitude, within my family and around my family and i can honestly say that it is miserable for the vast majority of people i have seen.
Although I can only judge things via the limitations of my knowledge and i admit this is not a universal rule. However from what i have been told that it is a general rule that prolonged solitude or isolation breeds misery and madness.
If you want to live alone fine.
I believe that to be a counter productive mentality or at least a self denigrating one, it will likely only make your life miserable.
That being said if you want to live without children all the better, i highly recommend doing so. Your genes are in your own words and as displayed by your actions likely inferior, your heritage would only be plague on your children. In fact if you are so set on that course of action sterilize yourself.
Deeply consider it anon. You'd do the country service.
No.226970
>>226892
I won't derail this lullercoaster too much.
Basically it's most of oldchan and a few stragglers like OP.
No.226984
i play mtg with my kids
grow up Ass Hole
No.226992
>>226902
I didn't know that was a word. I just assumed you made a typo.
No.226997
Good god, I have seen some bad cases in my life, but this is certainly up there. There has been heaps of literature, poetry, and scriptures written about this very problem and they all make the same statement. I say OP do whatever he wants, he did not come here seeking advice nor did he come here to be reasoned with and if anything I feel his forlorned love would be better off with someone else. Enjoy what little life you live OP, hopefully you die a peaceful and lonely death and not succumb to a more likely scenario of blowing your brains out after some kids laugh at you for being such a waste of flesh and you have no one to come home to comfort you.
No.227020
>>226892
>I must say, I'm surprised at the shifting demographs of this site
It turns out that a community of 15-20 year olds will end up a community of 25-30 year olds ten years later.
No.227025
>>227020
i forgot to greentext blackblades comment.
i wanted him to expand on that idea
No.227027
>>227025
And I want him to quit thinking this is anime forum #134. Him and his edgy namefagging can go fuck themselves.
No.227041
>>227027
>>227025
It's simple.
Before the Exodus, 8ch was typically a site filled w/ weird niche boards. /legion/ and /ebola/ were the two biggest boards, and I couldn't read what was on /ebola/ because it was in Polish. /burgers/ was also pretty big due to Gamergate going on, but that was a short period of time.
Then the exodus happened, and people made boards as quickly as possible. Pretty soon, the top 25 looked like 4chan. /tg/, /x/, /v/, /pol/ /sp/. Most of these simple all encompassing boards didn't exist before it.
Most of fullchan at the time was involved in GG (me included), and even those not involved were forced to take a side. (I remember /int/ posting "4chan not welcomed" and for a few days banning anyone the board owner didn't recognize.
Since those faithful days many moons ago, the site has taken in other refugees, many of which who were never involved w/ GG and our pursuit of lulz and free speech. They come here, assuming it will be like Leddit, or cuckchan, and that they will find good company that simply won't ban them for having a penis and not feeling bad for it.
Instead, they find a board full of, and I hate to use the term, but it's all I got, 'red pilled' anon's, with our simple humor, our creativity, and our pride on full display.
They then aren't sure what to take of it, and you get a mixed bag of results. I was just saying the demograph switched because, for the first year, lots of people kind of considered fullchan as #GG the website. I don't agree w/ that statement, but I can understand why, and too have people posting saying that they were never involved with this sites 'boom' if you will, just beholds me a bit. I'm glad the site is moving on, and I hope it fully replaces cuckchan in the future.
>Some things to show my age.
No.227089
>>227027
>edgy namefagging
dude it's an mtg legend
>>227041
I was expecting something less mundane than that.
I mean it seems to be the same rough demographic … well before those leftypol spammers showed up.
I mean other than quick surges of shit (to get my oldfag cred be remember the fucking cyoa shit and the return of jim)
I mean you could be right, there was all of those guys who started whining about the sjw threads and fuckers that talked shit about gamergate
No.227094
>>227041
>refugees
>our pride
It's like you guys live online
No.227096
>>227094
It's like you want to prove his point about normalfaggotry.
No.227104
>>227094
In some ways we do. Some of us, had spent a decade posting or lurking on failchan daily. We helped create content, we had jokes, and we always talked about how /b/ was never good. A small part of us, lived on that site. It was a home away from home, where free discussion reigned. We found a cure for GOTIS, but not for Cancer, and as smart phones became the norm, it was harder to fight the cancer, but we attempted. After all, no matter how bad things got, Moot was one of us, and we revered him as such.
Then he stabbed us in the back, and we left, but we don't forgive, we don't forget. When he did that, he scorned a piece of each of us, that small part that lives online. We will make Moot remember us one day, and when he does, he will rue it, and we will lulz. You can't be a part of something for even have that long, and not have it be part of yourself, even if you wish it wasn't.
This is what it means to be in *Chan culture.
>>227089
Remember Anontalks?
No.227107
Mate. You fucked up. You came here expecting to be consoled, but you're fucking retarded. You gave up a good life, a happy life, because you wouldn't be able to play a million games a week. The fact that you've been able to maintain a relationship while spending so much of your time playing games is a miracle.
You gotta grow up, man. I know that hanging with your friends is great and I love doing /tg/ shit as much as the next guy, but relationships are a give and take. You've gotta make time for each other. My fiancée isn't mad when I wanna go out with my friends, she's happy that I'm happy. When we get married and have kids, she'll be cool with me having game night. Even if the kids are little, she'd be cool with taking care of them for a few hours a week so I could go out with my friends or do /tg/ shit or /v/ shit or whatever. You can't reasonably expect her to watch them for 30 hours a week, but you could still get 5-6 hours to do your game night. That's what love is, fucktard, doing shit for the person you love because making them happy makes you happy.
No.227134
>>226952
Enjoy your tibetian/mudslime invasion scenario.
Watch how many board games Ahmed will play if the west does get taken over.
You'd be lucky to find chess anywhere.
No.227138
That is what you get for dating, OP.
No.227153
>>226618
> I hope I am legitimately beign cucked right now.
You kow what will happen ater that?
You'd go to her and tell her she's a slut for fucking another guy and she'll simply respond that you're not together anymore and she can do what she wants anyway.
And then you'll feel like utter shit. Worse than now. Because you'll realize in your small betabrain that she doesn't give a fuck about you, and never really did, and now keeps on living her life like she wants, while you will spend the next 5 fucking years (or more) thinking about her and how you fucked up.
Grow some fucking balls and forget her.
Erase her out of your life you stupid sack of shit.
If you really want another girl than go and find one that fucking repsects you for who you are and doesn't try to force her self upon you.
And stop being a fucking beta that wants to get cucked. otherwise just fucking off yourself, since you'll never be happy with that fucking mindset. Cunts will smell it and try to pull another one like that bitch that left you because for the probably the first time in your fucking life you stood your ground and she didn't know what to do with it, being used to having a betacuck that does whatever she tells him to do.
Stop being a beta. Gorw some balls. And start to fucking live your life and not being dependand on wahrt some fucking cunt thinks of you.
No.227154
I think we were baited by a master fisher.
Nobody could be this retarded, at least I don't want to believe someone this retarded might exist.
I don't even know if we can salvage this thread.
No.227163
I think OP is entitled to his decisions. If his and the girlfriend plan do not coincide better apart than together.
There are only few things I find a bit weird:
gf dumped me over gaming… help (discussion title)
In reality is it you op that dumped her over gaming. Apparently your gaming is more important than having a family or about the other person in your relationship. I would have understood if she was bitching at you because a couple of time in a week you go gaming. But looks like here your gaming is the top priority, so you were the one doing the dumping.
We are not here to judge your priorities, but understand that. You're putting your GF on a inferior level than your gaming, this is for her humiliating.
>I hope she's out fucking one of her work friends right now. I hope I am legitimately beign cucked right now. I fucking hate cuck fetish but I want it now so I have an excuse for HER to be the bad guy because SHE si the one trying to ruin my life. FUCK women and their need to squirt spawn from their holes.
I'm sure in this moment she is cucking you so hard you will not be able to pass trough doors from the size of your horns. End the relationship before you scrape the ceiling with your majestic horns.
But above all, she will probably be looking for someone who doesn't put other shit before her. Women are very egocentric individuals, if they're not the center of your world, they are unhappy.
They can forgive you only if the center of your world is you child (and not really even).
>/tg/ I need advice from you on what to do right now. I can afford the rent by myself but it will cut into my gaming funds, but that's not that big a deal as I didn't spend that much anyways.
Either you move away or she move. I really do not suggest to share a house since it's the most shitty thing ever. But anyway a small place is fine for you. Maybe even consider to buy if you got the cash or they can give you a loan.
Also consider well about your decision. It can be a phase and then you will want to come back but will be so late or (I hope for you) it can be permanent and then you're better off by yourself.
>I am really scared right now /tg/. Is every woman going to be like this? I am 25 so it is getting to be too late, all my friends are married or in long-term relationships. Am I better off alone?
Yes, they are as explained above. On the other hand, wouldn't you be pissed if your GF put something else above you? Something like "well I don't have time to have sex with you since I need to go to my yoga class" or "well fuck your dinner plans, I'm off with my friends"?
No.227175
>>227107
>When we get married and have kids
kids won't make you happy, all you're doing is dragging yet another unwilling new life from the void, damning it to a life of (however grand) fleeting and ultimately meaningless happiness
no one asks to be born, so don't be a dick - just say no to life. instead, spend the rest of your all too few moments enjoying your own life to the fullest.
No.227176
>>227107
>When we get married and have kids
kids won't make you happy, all you're doing is dragging yet another unwilling new life from the void, damning it to a life of (however grand) fleeting and ultimately meaningless happiness
no one asks to be born, so don't be a dick - just say no to life. instead, spend the rest of your all too few moments enjoying your own life to the fullest
No.227177
>>227134
I'm sure your 2.5 kids will turn the tide.
No.227182
>>227096
Enjoy your hilarious "chan fanatism", but for me coming here is a small part of my life, not its ultimate goal.
Those who get their laughs ironically being dumb will soon be joined by those that are unironically dumb. It's Descartes that says it.
No.227185
>>227134
Man I hope to god you aren't a walking piece of sarcasm and irony because if you're not that's some cucky mind disease right there.
No.227200
>>227154
How would you make OP into a BBEG of your current campaign?
No.227205
No.227209
>>227200
Make this 'manchild' the crown prince and sole heir of the PCs' kingdom.
Have the royal couple die halfway through the campaign, thrusting the prince into a role he's ill-prepared for.
OP's devil-may-care attitude to his potential legacy and excessive focus on his hobby would make for an inept king who is worthless in a crisis. This would rake lawful characters across the coals, as the machinery of state grinds to a halt. Good characters would watch the people suffer as a result of their king's actions. So the new king would have to go…
Having the king refuse to abdicate (because w/o the wealth of his position, he couldn't pursue his hobbies) would make him into an obstacle. Making those hobbies occult could turn him into a nasty BBEG as a surprise enemy for the party.
No.227219
Holy shit this is some advanced level autism OP. Game all you want, but mind this: you'll come to regret this. A lot.
But you must be a master troller, because I can't believe there's someone out there who is genuinely this retarded. If this is the case, consider me fished.
No.227228
>>227175
Why is all these Philosophy 101 teenagers here?
No.227229
>>227182
>implying that my post was done ironically
No.227233
>>227200
A seemingly normal adventurer who is actually the crown prince to the most powerful Kingdom on the continent.
He's supposed to marry a gorgeous Princess and start having children, so he might bring peace to the lands, but he insists that he wants to keep adventuring instead.
While he might seem noble, the truth is that he's got a cabal of dark wizards working in the shadows, staging heroic deeds for him. Everything from summoning monsters in the middle of crowded cities for him to slay, to sending orc barbarians to attack small towns so he can fend them off.
In order to ensure that no marital duties get in his way, he starts to do more drastic things. Unleashing a zombie plague with the help of his Lich associate so he can save the day. Infecting a lesser Lord with Vampirism so he can slay the corrupt noble and endear himself to the people. Having someone reactivate a doomdays artifact so he can destroy it in the nick of time.
Other Adventurers have started to take notice that he's too good and that everything always happens exactly in his favor.
No.227236
>>227228
no kids to take care of means we have time to shitpost
No.227238
>>227236
>not juggling child rearing w/ shitposting.
You really are a pleb.
No.227240
>>226806
>>I will gladly be forgotten
well you have already forgotten the face of your father, so its the least you can do. Your first step would be to stop posting.
No.227246
>>227200
Some sour wizard that would rather continue his lifelong research on the magical properties of reseated bread over giving attention to his ex that he met in first year.
No.227254
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>>227200
OP is a pirate captain, who, until recently, was quite infamous for his misdeeds and sea adventures. However, after his favorite wench tries to make him settle down, arguing that he has amassed enough wealth and doesn't need to raid ships anymore, he loses his shit, has an argument with her and casts her away. Now, bitter and unwilling to admit that he actually loves her Captain Orthell Pellegrini becomes even more reckless and dangerous in his piracy endeavors, making the Governor, who cannot cast a blind eye on his shenanigans anymore, put a bounty on his head, prompting adventurers and other pirates to try take down the good captain or persuade him to come back his wench.
No.227258
>>227200
A noble who recently got power due to his father dying, and who is leading his kingdom in a time of crisis.
Thing is, the kingdom is starved for resources. There's too much going on, too many people, too many projects, too many efforts, not enough land or wealth to go around.
And he is going to solve the problem. He is going to optimize the system. Not by expanding production, oh no - by cutting down on consumption.
Cut down those who demand too much.
Cut down those who need too much.
Cut down those who do too much.
Cut down every drain on his precious resources.
One by one.
No.227262
>>227258
Bonus points if his father's projects would come to fruition some years down the line and usher the kingdom to a golden age of prosperity and progress.
… if only the efforts were kept.
No.227272
>>226618
>4 years
If you two weren't even living together yet, then you fucked up.
No.227282
>has gf
>gf wants kids
>this nigger is actually turning her down
I know this is a leftist phrase, but check your privilege, OP.
No.227291
>>226618
> Is every woman going to be like this?
You mean controlling and trying to force her will onto you?
Yes. They are.
Relationships are in the end nothing more than a struggle between what the woman wants and what the guy wants.
Sometimes, although rarley, compromises are met, most of the one has to concede.
You concede too often, the woman will relegate you into the role of a beta and in the end betray you out of boredom.
If you're too dominant, she will "feel" forced to betray you.
Finding the middle ground between giving in and standing your ground is the way to go.
>I hope I am legitimately beign cucked right now.
You're hjust hurting yourself and will regret it should it really happen.
No.227293
>>227291
>>227291
>If you're too dominant, she will "feel" forced to betray you.
Typical AFC.
women want to be dominated just like dogs do
manhood101.com
ball is in your court
No.227314
>>227293
Writes the faggot who works for a openly feminist female boss and got doxed. Gas yourself.
No.227316
>>227293
Ten grands the writer of this post is some frustrated bigot stewing some pointless anger towards X political entity from somewhere in a basement.
No.227320
>>227316
Nah, it's either Charles Gellmann or one of his acolytes. In short: Some dipshit who runs his own cult of redpilled spergy losers.
No.227321
>>227320
"Typical AFC"
I just can't stop laughing now
No.227322
>>227134
>You'd be lucky to find chess anywhere.
Someone here is ignorant of the history of chess. Hint: It originated in the middle east.
No.227323
>>227320
"Typical AFC"
I just can't stop laughing now.
No.227325
>>227322
xD
B-But muh white race! Blaaaargh!
Instead of blabbering maybe he should go out and DO play some chess that'd oxygen his brain a little.
No.227328
>>227325
Even funnier since people who start families are risk averse as hell and turn into cucked moderates at frightening speed.
Want to see someone morph from a edgy chantard into a faggot who believes we need to abolish internet anonymity for the chillrenz? Add a wife and kids to the mix.
No.227329
>>227328
So basically what you are saying is that it's got nothing to do with kids it's just the man's that's retarded
No.227331
>>227325
To be fair it's the Indians and then Persians who began it, not the Arabs. But the game certainly spread.
No.227337
>>227331
We can always thank them for modern mathematics.
I say too bad religion's a big deal there.
No.227370
>>226618
If you are not trolling you are an idiot. Enjoy syour solitude in your basement.
No.227371
Well, there it is. The most cancerous post i've ever read.
No.227427
>>227322
>>227177
>>227185
It's funny you guys are acting smart when modern saudi arabian religious leaders ban chess year after year to the point where now it is considered a minor vice. Missing on a prayer for chess is considered a major fuckup.
You also fail to see the bigger issue for anyone who plays modern boardgames. Where you may find chess and domino, you won't find much else due a ton of issues with their religion.
Western boardgames are shunned there.
Wasting time ? HARAM !
Swearing while playing ? HARAM !
Competition ? Winners and losers ? HARAM !
Miniatures on the gaming table ? HARAM !
Fancy cards with fancy art ? HARAM !
Dice ? HARAM !
Games with risk involved ? HARAM
Gambling ? HARAM
Woman and man playing boardgames ? HARAM !
http://archive.is/nqJd0
http://archive.is/E0lgA
At this point you are defending the retards that would religiously ban your game for having a *That guy* in it.
What they were and how they took it from the indians and the persians over a thousand years ago is irrelevant.
Right now they are not a positive thing to boardgames.
For me anyone who defends islam while playing boardgames is a major suicidal retard.
No.227434
Remember these unquestionable truths:
1. Women are wonderful and you have to give them your money, time and attention no matter what!
2. Women are allowed to have hobbies and friends. YOU ARE NOT!
3. Women are allowed to buy expensive things using your money. YOU ARE NOT!
4. If you don't have money, you don't have women. There are no exceptions.
5. If you do something a woman doesn't approve of (or fail to do something a woman expects of you), it's harassment and you're a creep.
6. Your wants, desires and needs come after hers. No exceptions.
7. If you don't feel like sacrificing your entire lifestyle and everything you enjoy at the command of a woman, you're a creepy misogynist.
8. Women make all the rules. "Compromise" means she gets her way 98% of the time and you get your way 2% of the time.
9. Questioning this system makes you a creepy virgin fat neckbeard misogynist basement dweller.
No.227441
>>227434
There are people that believe this shit. It's like people are incapable of having a decent relationship or something.
No.227442
>>226618
>had sex with a condom, presumably many times over four years
>didn't want kids
Relationship advice aside, this was really stupid of you.
No.227443
>>227441
It's like women are incapable of compromise or something.
It's like white knight and mangina men will pedestalize women and violently defend m'lady's honor no matter what kind of awful behavior she displays or something.
No.227457
>>227322
You don't know where the middle east is now, do you?
Try it again with far east, and raiders that stole the game and later claimed they invented it. Just like with about anything else that was "invented" in the middle east.
No.227466
>>227427
>I say too bad religion's a big deal there.
>I say too bad religion's a big deal there.
>I say too bad religion's a big deal there.
>>227337
>I say too bad religion's a big deal there.
>I say too bad religion's a big deal there.
>I say too bad religion's a big deal there.
It's like you're trying to be a dumb asshole just to shout your hate at someone, and why don't you save it for the muslims while we're here?
>>227434
You're the polar opposite to this reaction pic, poster, just like soviets are the polar opposite to fascists.
>>227457
Remind me how Plato's writings survived and stuff like that that makes the staple of "white culture" again, racewarlord.
No.227468
>>227337
>We can always thank them for modern mathematics.
That's the Indians.
>Remind me how Plato's writings survived
Almost all of Platos works that remained are from 9th to 13th century Byzantine sources.
There are also some copies from Coptic Christians.
The reason western Europe didn't have many of Plato's writings is because they preferred Aristotle.
Fun fact. Arabs took Christian monks and priests as slaves to write and read for them because they themselves couldn't write or read.
Fun fact 2. Remember that the vast majority of Great libraries of the ancient world were all destroyed by muslims.
No.227478
>>227466
>You're the polar opposite to this reaction pic, poster, just like soviets are the polar opposite to fascists.
True. The idea that men and women should compromise in a relationship and it shouldn't be skewed 98% in the woman's favor but closer to 50/50 is an extreme opinion nowadays.
No.227505
>>226695
Old post, but
>not every relationship needs to involve children. They are not the end goal, they are an optional sidequest.
Having children is literally the endgoal of every single organism on the planet. It is literally the meaning of life. People can be happy, contented, and fulfilled without children. But by the only metric that isn't a social construct, they have failed.
No.227508
>>226618
>I AM A MANCHILD AND I AM PROUD OF IT
That's your problem right there.
If you're proud of it you need to accept you will never have a normal adult relationship.
Or you do "grow up" and go after her, start a family and make some compromises which is what adulthood is.
Can't have it both ways OP.
No.227513
>>227478
Stop being an idiot. You're the one shitting that women are terrible and bad and evil and ruin your poor little life like it's going out of style. If anything that's completely impossible to know if it's Sperg Sunday or you're an actual misogynist that hates womyn because holy shit son look at this puke you wrote in 9 points Jesus what did one of them told you that you were fat today or something
Seems like an awful lot of frustration to me it's like you met some girl that you didn't have the balls to stand up to or something
>>227468
Anon, I didn't come to argue shit with the likes of you about how WHAAAH MOOSLIMS RAGE BLLLMABRHJHGRHJAGR seriously if you feel so threatened by them grow a pair I mean you're white race so what do you have to fear huh?
Besides a lot of what you say is a crock of shit
>The reason western Europe didn't have many of Plato's writings is because they preferred Aristotle.
Did you know that this thing called the Roman Empire collapsed under today's Europeans which were barbarians at the time and so that's how much knowledge was lost and people even forgot how to make real boats except the vikings and the reason why the works survived is because the Arabs, on the other hand, had it translated, but not just that, also medical writings and stuff, and speaking of they were notoriously better at treating any ailments whereas europeans would burn hysterical women or scalp your head and rub salt on your skull to "treat dementia". But yeah they're barbarians and "your race" (which isn't you, faggot, it's the people at the time, and you're an entirely different piece of work trust me) is so much better. Which is how…
>Fun fact. Arabs took Christian monks and priests as slaves to write and read for them because they themselves couldn't write or read.
…I know a funnier fact, and it's that vikings, which are a germanic people, also took Christian monks and priests as slaves and this was just for fun, I also know that the muslims in Iberia were much more tolerant than their christian opponents who would end up making the Spanish Inquisition and whatnot, so are we gonna try to dick-fight about some moral high ground I seriously don't give two shits about and doesn't even concern me? So you know what
You're retarded.
You're going on and on like an idiot about a subject that can have no end at all and comparing things that cannot be compared because you're craving for some bullshit logic to come out of it and crown yourself better than someone else because you're so fucking insecure and underachieving.
There's no "we"
There's no "us"
There's not even a "them"
You're either a piece of shit or you're not, and it's not the people that came before you that will change anything to that fact. Who fucking cares who took Plato's crack or what your fucking grandpa did about it. You and anti-woman there (if you're not the same) are sorry excuses for "übermensch" if that was ever a question of proving you are. All you're doing is slandering large groups of people that aren't even here right now instead of actually doing just ANYTHING.
Jesus fuck.
No.227518
>>227505
The theory of evolution was never supposed to be a moral guideline. To use it that way is logically fallacious.
No.227527
>>226956
> not ready to have kids
No, faggot, it's not that I am not ready, it's that I don't want to and never will want to.
> I think your problem is that you reached /r9k/ levels of pathetic with "WELL IF I'M A MANCHILD I'M A PROUD MANCHILD", "I CHOSE MTG OVER MY GF", "IF I HAVE KIDS I CAN'T GAME", and shit like that. This is /tg/ and we think you're nuts for doing this.
Most of /r9k/ doesn't have girlfriends so your argument is invalid.
Also you are yet to epxlain what is pathetic about caring about TTRPGs and why it is morally wrong?
No.227528
>>226959
> I have no argument so you should figure it out on your own!
>>226964
Jesus Christ, is this really what hoodrats talk like? Go fuck your sheboon then kill yourself you pathetic ghetto ass faggot. And yes I would say this shit to your face as I carry a .357. So fuck off.
No.227529
>>226984
Yeah after 10 years of wiping their asses they can be slightly good at a game. Fuck off. I can always play with my brother's kids if he ever has them. Or, you know, just play with FRIENDS. Whose asses I DON'T have to wipe.
>>226997
>Enjoy what little life you live OP, hopefully you die a peaceful and lonely death and not succumb to a more likely scenario of blowing your brains out after some kids laugh at you for being such a waste of flesh and you have no one to come home to comfort you.
Why the fuck would I an hero over kids laughing at me? Their opinions don't mean shit. Are you sure you're okay anon because half of what you are saying does not make any sense.
No.227532
>>227107
>You gave up a good life, a happy life,
You mean a life of slavery and wiping asses, feeding these drooling little shits whatever I can spare from my income for them to put on a faggy-ass school play that I have to pretend to care about, or play with 5000 toys that will break 10 minutes later.
Or I could spend that time creating worlds and stories with my friends, having fun with new MtG cards, maybe even have enough money to play Warhammer. Nah, maybe not. Maybe I'll pick up a cheaper war game.
> You gotta grow up, man.
Kill yourself faggot, I make my own money, NO ONE ELSE PAYS FOR MY SHIT except for my gf who split the rent (now ex, we've officially broken up, I will try to post an update in a second once I'm done responding to all you fucktards). But I can afford that by myself. It's just that it will cut into my gaming budget a fair bit.
BUT FAR LESS THAN TWO FUCKING CHILDREN WOULD.
> I know that hanging with your friends is great and I love doing /tg/ shit as much as the next guy, but relationships are a give and take.
"Give and take" i.e. she gets what she wants and I have to work for it, you stupid fuckign faggot, kids are not a compromise, she can go have them with someone else. The last few days I have realized how much I fucking hate her. I battered a picture of her into pieces with a hammer while screaming and I feel much better now. I feel nothing but anger toward her. I can't wait to meet her in 5 years when she is fat and worthless and has 3 kids from some nigger that she found to knock her up, fuck her, fucking bitch cunt.
> That's what love is, fucktard, doing shit for the person you love because making them happy makes you happy.
Yeah fuck off faggot I did tons of shit for her because I loved her. RUINING MY OWN LIFE IS NOT LOVE IT'S FUCKING INSANITY.
>>227134
That's why you kill all the fucking Wogs. Takes a lot less time and you don't need to waste 18 years raising kids to do it.
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>>227138
I know. I don't know if I will ever date another woman again.
>>227153
No, that's not what happened. She hasn't fucked anyone else yet and I doubt she will for a while, but once she does I really won't care. I hate her so much that her fuckign some other man is on the bottom of my concerns right now.
> Erase her out of your life you stupid sack of shit.
I am trying. Her friends and family are making it difficult and if they do not shut up on Facebook I might kill them all.
> Stop being a beta. Gorw some balls. And start to fucking live your life and not being dependand on wahrt some fucking cunt thinks of you.
I will but I was with her for 4 years so at least give me some time to get over it man, ok?
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>>227163
>In reality is it you op that dumped her over gaming.
No I didn't you dumb faggot. She is the one who ruined a perfectly good relationship by bringing up her need to squirt kids out of her fucking uterus and destroy BOTH of our lives.
This is literally like her expecting me to go along in a fucking suicide pact with her.
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>>227163
>On the other hand, wouldn't you be pissed if your GF put something else above you? Something like "well I don't have time to have sex with you since I need to go to my yoga class" or "well fuck your dinner plans, I'm off with my friends"?
She did that several times and I didn't freak out over it because IT WASN'T ENDING MY LIFE. THERE'S DIFFERENT BETWEEN FUCKING AND HAVING KIDS. ONE IS 30 MINUTSE OF YOUR TIME. THE OTHER IS EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS
And I did end the relationship faggot. I fucking texted it to her and told her she can come by and get her stuff while I am at work. Shes going to stay with her parents while she finds another place.
No.227538
MY LORDS! Here is what I say to these two kings! Manwe is nothing to me, nor Mandos neither. Why should they rule over me and mine, from some high flung seat on Taniquetil or or some gloomy hall near the western sea? What do they know of jewels or the Silmarils or the craftsmanship of our kin? Even their kind are not ours. Eru take Morgoth too, I’ve had a bellyful of him. Why shouldn’t we rule ourselves again? It was Servants of Eru that led us into the west, and they have all but slain us! There sits the only king I mean to bow my knee to, m’lords. THE KING OF THE NOLDORIN!
No.227539
>>227205
Damn right and so did I. Thank god she didn't announce she was pregnant or I probably would have had to do a murder suicide. No way I am living like that, a back-broken slave with dead eyes and no life outside of serving the errant shrieks of a small demon-spawn bundle of flesh.
>>227219
> you'll come to regret this. A lot.
Cool. When I do, and this "oh you'll kill yourself someday because of how lonely you are" PLEASE KEEP IN MIND I WILL AT LEAST GET FIVE OR SO MORE YEARS OF FREEDOM THAN I OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE.
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>>227209
>>227233
>>227254
>>227246
>>227258
These are all such shitty ideas. Kill yourself.
>>227272
We were, dumbass, did you even read the OP? OR any of the comments?
No.227541
>>227254
Also no shit I still love her dumbass but that doesn't mean I'm going to ruin my life over her.
>>227282
What the fuck does that mean? I have a right to reproduce or not reproduce as I please, you fucking cuck feminist dominated piece of shit, SHE gets her way just cause she's a woman? Fucking kill yourself, I would love to rip your throat out with a fucking knife, I HATE beta cucks like you.
>>227291
>You're hjust hurting yourself and will regret it should it really happen.
No I won't. It's been days and I am still glad for what I did.
> Relationships are in the end nothing more than a struggle between what the woman wants and what the guy wants.
You are right about this though.
>>227442
She was also on birth control, faggot. And what the fuck? Of course we had sex but that doesn't mean I wanted kids. We would have just aborted them as far as I was concerned.
>>227508
>If you're proud of it you need to accept you will never have a normal adult relationship.
Except we did, until SHE fucked it up out of nowhere a few days ago.
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No.227561
OKAY
Now that I am done responding to all the fucktards who are using my thread to discuss their hatred of the Middle East, I can finally post an update.
> friday night she calls me four times but I ignore each one
> she finally texts me saying she is staying at her parents
> she says we should talk and asks me to answer the phone
> I text back "go fuck Jake (one of her co workers) because I'm not your boyfriend anymore"
> she doesn't reply
> after a while she calls me and this time I answer
> she says she is sorry and hopes we can work things out
> i ask if she still expects children from our relationship
> she says we should talk about it
> i keep pressing her and she breaks down and admits yes
> i tell her "then we are done" and I tell her she can come get her stuff tomorrow when I am at work, and if she needs money to stay at a hotel for a coupel nights then i don't give a shit she can have it
> this will cost less than a fucking child will
> long argument about children and my gaming and she ends up crying
> i hang up in the middle of her crying because it is pissing me off
> go sit at computer
> pull battery out of my phone and lock my door
> play garry's mod for a solid five hours
> wake up saturday, play D&D with friends for most of the day
> hang out for a bit and drink
> tell them what happened
> two agree with me and one does not
> argument commences
> eventually this guy tells me I'm a cunt and I tel him to get out of my house
> now I am in a fight with one of my friends but we can probably resolve it quickly
> finally turn phone back on to a shitstorm of messages from my exgf's friends, some of which even contain feminazi bullshit
> all are telling me I'm a shit boyfriend and they willl never sleep with me
> get on fb on computer and reply to each message telling them they are ugly skanks and I hope they all die
> tell one with a big nose she looks like an ugly jew and I'd rather drill a hole through my testiles and pour acid into it, than even get a blowjob from her
> tell her her big-ass nose would probably stab me in the stomach and kill me in the process
> call her two fat friends harpies and tell them to hit the gym
> her mother sends me a nice thought out message about how I should "reconsider things" and I tell her no it is none of her business, she gets pissed and I send her a photo message of my middle finger before unfriending and blocking her
> also delete my gf from facebook before flipping my shit and deleting facebook entirely
> wake up today, finally remember this thread and come back to it
> am currently trying to patch things up with friend, I think he liked having my ex-gf around as she would play with us sometimes, i think they were friends and he is pissed I dumped her
> am planning to go hang out at the game store with the guys who work there tonight, before coming back to watch walking dead
> don't know whats going to happen in the future
pic related is "proof" that it's me and not some other idiot false-flagging.
>>227543
What the fuck does this have to do with anything?
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>>227561
Wow good job OP. You done did it good. What a fucking slut. She said she wanted a husband and kids but we all really know she wanted all your money and to suck out your soul. Be proud of yourself and ignore all these other faggots telling you to try and mend your relationship. We all know these wasn't really a woman who just wanted a happy life, she was a fucking banshee seeking more souls to add to her collection.
Seriously though end your life you waste of space.
No.227571
>>227561
Jesus fucking christ.
Your gf wants to have your children and your response is "but I won't get to play as many games"
You are literally a piece of shit. She deserves someone much better than you.
I sincerely hope that your gaming group kicks you out, then you kill yourself. You're the type of person who shouldn't be welcome in any type of community. Why? Because you don't have your priorities straight.
No.227574
>>227571
>Because you don't have your priorities straight.
Kill yourself. You don't get to decide what my priorities are, faggot.
> I sincerely hope that your gaming group kicks you out, then you kill yourself.
Okay.
I have a question: why are you so assheated over this? I made a decision and it is mine to make, and I will still have my gaming group and if you are correct I will get my just desserts.
I think you are mad because no one wants to marry you and have kids with you and you desperately want to have kids.
You know what? That is a good thing, because you don't really want children. You just want what the conservashills have been pushing into your head for years.
No.227578
>>227561
>I send her a photo message of my middle finger
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>>226618
Make a decision. Stand by it.
No.227581
>>226618
24 here. At least you had a gf.
No.227582
>>226618
Come on /tg/, you're better than this.
Guy's like a two-dimensional cardboard cutout of a troll. Hide the thread and let him talk to himself about his pile of lies.
No.227583
What the fuck was the point of posting this thread. You clearly are too thick-headed to understand the decision you made is shit, and you're so mentally disabled you ignore everyone's advice when they try to fucking help you. Do you want us to pat you on the back or something? Or maybe we can tell you you did a good job devoting your whole life to fucking board games. I'm sure /r9k/ would be accepting of your fucking autism, so why don't you go there.
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>>227561
Nobody gives a shit, blogposter. >>>/r9k/
No.227586
>>227583
>Or maybe we can tell you you did a good job devoting your whole life to fucking board games.
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IT WAS TOO MUCH TO EXPECT THAT FROM THE FUCKING "TRADITIONAL GAMES" BOARD
No.227590
>>227582
i came here to shit post and i was not disappointed
No.227592
Jesus fucking Christ, i'm surprised this thread hasn't been bumplocked yet.
OP, you are an autistic cunt. An unbearable, worthless, piece of shit. I feel bad for you parents and whoever associates with you. I also criticize your dad for not doing his parental duty and belting the stupid out of you. You are the type of person desperately in need of a good ass kicking to set your selfish ass straight. If you ever wonder why people are shit, start with yourself.
No.227595
>>226618
>I am 25 so it is getting to be too late, all my friends are married or in long-term relationships. Am I better off alone?
I am 35, alone, and the short answer is "no."
The long answer is: what means to not be alone varies, but womens' needs, the 'biological clock,' and where you fit into things as a hetrosexual man doesn't vary much at all. Neither does male sexual strategy.
You've gotten a lot of answers here, and shot the messengers more than once. As I see it, you're still on tilt and lashing out against anyone saying that you made a mistake… Open your mind to the possibility that they are right. (Pic related)
When you get to be my age, what you will have left isn't anger, but regret.
Also: you haven't demonstrated the kind of mental fortitude required to live alone in this thread, and that worries me.
>>227561
Using the light of the burning bridges at your back to find your way is Phyrrhic at best, OP.
>>227586
>I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IT WAS TOO MUCH TO EXPECT THAT FROM THE FUCKING "TRADITIONAL GAMES" BOARD
/tg/ is as much about the people who play traditional games as it is about the games themselves. What you see in this thread is a bunch of /Tactical Geniuses/ informing you of a strategic error on your part, and you affirming that you've done the girl (and maybe the species) a service by not breeding.
My worry and pity for you is spent, OP. I'll be hiding this thread from here on out.
No.227600
>>227535
How would it destroy her life?
Since that's what she wants.
She'll have kids, will be happy, and will be remembered.
You will die out, and your toys will be sold for next to nothing by a distant relative, if not simply thrown away.
>>227595
I'm going to call him Columbine. OP's name is Columbine, the Omega.
No.227604
>>227592
>all this assmad rambling
Why am I wrong?
Why do I not have the right to choose whether or not I have children?
Why do I have to justify my decision to a bunch of piss-angry feminist cucks on /tg/?
Why do I not have the right to game as much as I want to?
Why do I not have the right to pursue an artistically, creatively, and emotionally fulfilling hobby?
Why do I not have the right to reject a life full of whining children and wiping shit from a baby's ass?
Why do I not have the right to choose my own way of life?
Answer these questions.
No.227606
>>226618
>>227561
You started strong but really fell apart in my opinion.
The emotional reaction, angry messages, etc is a really emotional and weak response. Shameful display. Also the overt racism. That woman is going to blab about how you called her an ugly jewess or whatever to all sorts of people who will then label you as a "racist" and dislike you for it.
It sounds like you turned a disagreement with your girlfriend into a major social blowout that ruined your relations with a lot of people. Not wise.
Your decision to not have kids is great: your priorities are your own. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT to live your life as you see fit. It sounds like you have a lot of fucking fun, by the way.
What you should have done is discuss the matter with your girlfriend, give her the ultimatum that you will not have children with her and if she wants to eventually have kids she should just leave and find someone else and you'll do the same. You should have been strong, not displayed any emotion or weakness. When outsiders question you about it, you just tell them it's a private thing between you and her and stay silent.
If you had done this maybe it would have gone on a bit longer, maybe not. I always try to remember that you don't own the pussy/companionship/whatever you're just renting it and it'll go away eventually. And that's how it should be: being on the bachelor train, being on the hunt is a great thing.
>>227604
OP, can you please read my long post and tell me what you think about it?
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>>227604
>why do I not have the right to reject a life full of whining children and wiping shit from a baby's ass
Did you not have a childhood or something? Children aren't fucking robots of despair. They're humans. They don't stay babies for ever. Children only become assholes when their parents don't care for them and spend their time say, playing board games.
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>>227604
You can do that and just be silently judged for being a waste of genes. Instead you went full autist and complained to us. You keep being autistic and we just judge you harder.
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>>227604
>>Why am I wrong?
shit bait
>>Why do I not have the right to choose whether or not I have children?
we ain't taking your rights away just saying this your actions are poorly thoughtout
>>Why do I have to justify my decision to a bunch of piss-angry feminist cucks on /tg/?
straight out of halfchan aren't you.
Lad, we had people shit posting about islam do you really fink dere is a feminist majority here or any aside from the ones that want to monitor this board.
>>Why do I not have the right to game as much as I want to?
you must eat, sleep, work, shit, piss and conform to others scheduled. I would not even await the /tg/ eden because these things ad depth and girth to one's character and personality.
>>Why do I not have the right to pursue an artistically, creatively, and emotionally fulfilling hobby?
>Implying anyone at any way indicated that
youse dumb
>>Why do I not have the right to reject a life full of whining children and wiping shit from a baby's ass?
odd
Literally everything you talked about regarding kids goes through the "whipping" of an organ.
Do you have an unnecessary focus on shit.
I mean for babies you have the walking up at odd hours of the night, having to deal with school later. Exercise, and interacting with your kids, taking them to practices, dealing with their lives.
>>Why do I not have the right to choose my own way of life?
because you came here to blog about it, jesus faggot it's like you came straight out of plebbit.
Do you not understand how the board works.
Oh yeah, you'ze shit tier bait and /tg/ loves drams.
2/10 feminist cucks made me chuckle but otherwise boring.
No.227616
>>227606
>That woman is going to blab about how you called her an ugly jewess or whatever to all sorts of people who will then label you as a "racist" and dislike you for it.
Good, let them. I don't give a shit. My friends already know that I sometimes say racist shit when I am really pissed, I called some dude who cut me off on the highway a spic then shouted Trump 2016 out the window.
> It sounds like you have a lot of fucking fun, by the way.
Is this sarcastic? Or are you one of those /tg/ loser faggots who can't find a game outside of roll20 (because you are a shitty player and no one can stand to game with you,that is the ONLY reason unless you live in fucking montana) and you are jealous of someone who gets to game, with good friends, all the time?
I'm not even projecting, fuckers like you exist by the thousands on cuckchan/tg/ and I am so fucking sick of their whining.
> What you should have done is discuss the matter with your girlfriend, give her the ultimatum that you will not have children with her and if she wants to eventually have kids she should just leave and find someone else and you'll do the same
I basically did and dumped her.
> You should have been strong, not displayed any emotion or weakness. When outsiders question you about it, you just tell them it's a private thing between you and her and stay silent.
Why? Who even gives a shit?
> If you had done this maybe it would have gone on a bit longer, maybe not. I always try to remember that you don't own the pussy/companionship/whatever you're just renting it and it'll go away eventually. And that's how it should be: being on the bachelor train, being on the hunt is a great thing.
So an essentially flaewd relationship should have gone on longer? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? It is BETTER that the relatinoship is over now because otherwise it would be eternally doomed.
> It sounds like you turned a disagreement with your girlfriend into a major social blowout that ruined your relations with a lot of people. Not wise.
Are you fucking me up the ass? It meant I had a slight fight with one of my male friends. We have argued before. We got over it, because we are good friends, unlike women who sperg out over everything apparently.
Also… do you think I give a fuck about her and her friends? Or her mother? The relationship is over, those people don't matter to me anymore. Time to trim the fat of my social life.
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>>227600
>She'll have kids, will be happy, and will be remembered.
What is this obsession with being remembered?
And I doubt she'll be happy. She'll be downtrodden and fat, and her entire self-esteem will be dependent on her children and their accomplishments. Meanwhile the stale flower of her womanhood will slowly wilt until she is reading feminazi literature day in and day out.
I will continue my epic quests and stories and enjoy playing MtG with my friends. And when I die, people will forget me. And it won't matter. Why? Because I am dead, you fucking moron. All of you are fucking narcissists. Why do you think you are even worth remembering after you die? Why does it even matter to you? YOU ARE DEAD. THERE IS NOTHING ELSE. You fucking idiot. Try to create something worthy of other people, not just squirting out a shitspawn child. ANYONE can do that, short of the infertile, who can adopt anyway. But no, "that child isn't really MINE" so you fuckers admit the children exist for you own shitty self-validation, which is also fucking stupid.
So, all of your reasons for children have been BTFO
> muh legacy
You'll be dead so it literally won't matter.
> muh genetics
So you only want to have a kid to reproduce yourself, you narcisstic fuck, not because you think having the child will add ANYTHING to the world.
> muh normal life
Fuck that shit faggots. You're just too cowardly to try to be happy in a different way.
> muh loneliness
You are a pathetic shit if you can't handle being alone. You literally deserve to die, you dependent piece of shit.
No.227618
>>227615
If OP is so focused on shit, then let's make this thread into a
DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD
No.227619
>>227581
Twenty-seven here…
>>227595
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>>227611
Top kek. I did have a childhood faggot, and even nice children are shit to take care of. You still have to pay for their food and drive them places. Fuck that shit.
>>227613
> waste of genes.
Because I'm not obeying the jew conspiracy and pumping out 10 little shits who can someday work for Mr. Shekelstein? Fuck off.
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>>227618
crashing this thread with no survivors
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>>227620
>Increasing the number of the white race
>Jew conspiracy
Good goy, just let the shitskins do all the breeding. Women are all evil after all.
No.227623
>>227619
Dude fucking kill yourself, you pathetic shit. If you are 27 and never had a gf, it is because you didn't want to. Plain and simple. if you wnat a gf, you can get one. That is objective truth, despite what /r9k/ tells you.
>>227615
>you must eat, sleep, work, shit, piss and conform to others scheduled. I would not even await the /tg/ eden because these things ad depth and girth to one's character and personality.
Sure. I still do that. But even a regular single adult life leaves you with a lot of free time.
Children eat up most of that.
Also my character and personality are just fine, seeing as it managed to get me several girlfriends over the course of my life.
> I mean for babies you have the walking up at odd hours of the night, having to deal with school later. Exercise, and interacting with your kids, taking them to practices, dealing with their lives
I agree. But chronologically, the shit-wiping comes first, and I don't want to deal with it.
> because you came here to blog about it, jesus faggot it's like you came straight out of plebbit.
Yeah and you told me your opinions, but now you are acting like there is some obligation to have kids.
This is what I hate most about the western Christian / Jew dogma that permeates our society.
You are somehow lesser for not having kids. In an 1850s where it was selfish to not reproduce because a plague could wipe out everone in 5 weeks, that is understandable. In a world of 7 billion people, I think I have the right to choose my own life.
By saying I am a waste of genes for not having kids you are betraying your opinion that I am not doing my "duty" in reproducing. Implying that you think my life is not my own, and in your ideal world I would do my job and have a child.
This opinion obviously comes from evolutionary instinct but it is logically fallacious and contrary to the ideals of a free society.
It pisses me the fuck off.
No.227625
>>227623
Are you OP? I lost track of who is who.
No.227627
>>227619
28. I'm the odd girl out in all of my social circles.
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>>227623
Commit suicide promptly, chad.
No.227631
>>227616
>Is this sarcastic?
No. I was not being sarcastic. I was being completely literal in my words: it sounds like you've been having a great time doing awesome shit.
Why would you assume that someone on a traditional games board calling gaming with friends awesome is being sarcastic?
>Why? Who even gives a shit?
Why make enemies with people you know for no reason? There's no purpose to it, it's stupid.
>ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
>Are you fucking me up the ass?
Kek.
No.227633
>>226618
> i told her that I didn't want children because it would encroach on gaming time.
You chose death over life because of games.
Thankfully you did not drag this girl down with you.
No.227636
>>227623
>Also my character and personality are just fine,
I am sorry OP, but this thread indicates otherwise.
You have demonstrated that you are emotionally unstable, intellectually unbalanced and a shit tier bait.
Do try again, maybe kick it up a knock
ENTERTAIN ME PLEBEIAN
>I agree. But chronologically, the shit-wiping comes first, and I don't want to deal with it.
Shit wiping is the smallest part of what you'd have to deal with, and there are a lot worse figurative shit to deal with as time goes on.
Worse shit.
>but now you are acting like there is some obligation to have kids.
no
no i fucking didn't, this is the projection i was talking about.
>>You are somehow lesser for not having kids.
that is not Abrahamic dogma, it is a biological need to reproduce that makes people look at you weird.
people don't just do things because lol culture, culture comes from biology and environment and expands from there over time .
Also i would like to point out that Jews and christian have a lower birth rate than Muslims, Asians, Africans and slavs (but muh western orthodoxy) Fuck off, heratics.
>>By saying I am a waste of genes for not having kids you are betraying your opinion that I am not doing my "duty" in reproducing.
>didn't even say you were a waste of genes.
>you are just making shit up here and injecting meaning where you want.
>what a bitch
And to preemptively prepare for "but..tt.t my actions being poorly thought out MUST mean i should be fucking"
No it really doesn't, that last jew comment you sent to her, poorly thought through.
Many people suggest you'd talk to your gf and try and find a work around, but you didn't, not reasonably at least.
>>Implying that you think my life is not my own, and in your ideal world I would do my job and have a child.
that is a tall glass of bait op.
No.227638
>>227617
I think that might be the edgiest thing I've ever seen, read, or heard, and I use to hang out w/ gothic chicks.
I think you deserve a true reward.
I just want to say OP, you actually seem legitimately angry we didn't agree with you and made fun of you.
U MAD?
No.227649
>>227616
>Why? Who even gives a shit?
Clearly you do, otherwise you wouldn't have taken to /tg/ to get reassured that you were in the right.
Honestly OP, if really think you did the right thing, then why do you keep posting?
No.227651
>>227513
Have fun gettign divorced and lose next to everything you own and pay alimony for the children your ex-wife has that aren't even yours but from one of the countless guys she betrayed you with.
Doesn't matter who's at fault for something, doesn't matter that you have irredemable proof that she cucked you and is a drug addict, she'll get all of this shit while you'll be left with nothing.
You just live in your dream world where yo ustill hope that what you got thaught as a fucking child is true. That woman are caring and will be supportive if you just find the right one, while the reality is the polar opposite.
Either you learn to accept, live and act according to it or you go down, get cucked and be treated like the human waste that you are.
Fuck, wake up and stop dreaming. The longer you keep on doing that the harder the truth will hit you when the time comes.
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>>227200
This might be a little obvious, I'd do a modern noir, and have him be a character that ties into everyone's backstory, and they're all kind of sympathetic to him due to their relationship to him, and just how much of a sad sack of shit he is, and until the middle of the campaign he'd just be kind of a nuisance NPC, who they occasionally need to get out of trouble, and might once or twice get a lead from. Then when they end up in the possession of the local don's favorite multimillion dollar painting, he'd go missing along with the painting, and the mafia would suddenly know they had the painting. Some of the party would think he was kidnapped. Some would think he ran away with the loot. Eventually they would find him, in a warehouse, by the pier. He would have burned the painting, and killed himself. They'd soon also realize he was one who tipped off the mafia, just out of spite. Then the party's left standing over his corpse realizing just how screwed they are.
No.227661
>>227200
A victim of Slaanesh, who is so obsessed w/ the dopamine high of gaming, he forego's all duties he has to the Imperium.
A Inquisitorial investigation is called in when it appears he's gaining power from it.
No.227670
>>227636
> intellectually unbalanced
What the fuck does this even mean?
> Shit wiping is the smallest part of what you'd have to deal with, and there are a lot worse figurative shit to deal with as time goes on.
Oh I know but it is the first objectionable thing I will have to deal with.
> that is not Abrahamic dogma, it is a biological need to reproduce that makes people look at you weird.
Yeah and I feel that and I also reject it. I also have the urge to fuck women raw without condoms but I don't act on those urges either. I have urges to fuck my sister but I don't act on those either. etc etc etc etc etc
No.227672
>>227633
>You chose death over life because of games.
Stop being so overdramatic you piece of shit. It's not my fault you are an EMPTY PERSON who cannot find fulfillment in anything but the most basic, plebian way: sticking your cock in a cunt and nine months later having to raise a tiny shit to be another sad face in the crowd, so that you can be remembered.
I laugh at you all. You are all pathetic. You will lose your freedom to some small piece of crap while I triumph. You just make up bullshit about how I'll be sad and alone and meaningless when you are just projecting YOUR OWN emptiness. I will be happy. You will be lost, downtrodden slaves, eternally bent over with a dead look in your eyes, washing dishes that little Timmy or little Jessica puked all over, sitting at the TV utterly EXHAUSTED from all the work it takes to raise them, driving them to playdates, missing game night to attend their shitty school plays where twenty kids mutter into a micrphone in shitty costumes that will only take up space in your attic, having to spend 200 bucks on toys at Christmas that
No.227677
>>227649
>Honestly OP, if really think you did the right thing, then why do you keep posting?
Because I am angry at her betrayal of me.
>>227638
You don't even know what edgy means you stupid fuck.
No.227679
>>227631
>Why make enemies with people you know for no reason? There's no purpose to it, it's stupid.
They talked shit about me, they deserve it. I'm not going to pretend to like people who think badly of me just to avoid "making enemies", like you would you spineless cuck.
No.227680
>>227628
Shut up fuckcunt. I am not a chad and the fact that you call me that just proves that all your problems are your own fault. it is so easy to get a GF it's not even funny, you are just pathetic.
>>227627
> girl
> on /tg/
Yeah bull shit.
No.227681
>>227680
>I am not a chad
>it is so easy to get a GF it's not even funny, you are just pathetic.
No.227682
>>227627
You know the drill, honey.
No.227693
>>227670
>>Yeah and I feel that and I also reject it.
Feelins'? Look nigga, you know who has a lot of feelings?
Faggots that can't stop blog on image boards when you could be doing more productive things.
>>I also have the urge to fuck women raw without condoms but I don't act on those urges either.
AH HA, listen here herr anon, you have a complex.
Your preoccupation vith children and pregnancy comes from a distinction aversion to your unconscious mind.
You must Vant to have children and you distaste for that part of the mind is the reason vhy you so violently rail against the notion.
no lets get to the bottom of this issue ja?
Tell me about you mother.
>> I have urges to fuck my sister
oh now this perhaps is the cause of this.
Your own incestuous urges have mixed vith your vant to have children and are thus shunned from the mind.
The act is so shameful that the mind cannot allow this idea to be fully realized and thus your aversion to children. You fear the product of such a relationship or prehaps something even more shameful
No.227700
>>227672
No, you still lose. You don't lose because you don't want kids, that's completely okay.
You lose because your a whiny little piece of shit. I feel awful for the people who have to play games with you.
I bet you play an elf, in all of your games, you fucking faggot.
Skimming through this thread, you've revealed you have obvious development disabilities. Mentally, and emotionally.
Which is how you pull off the amazing feat of appearing as both a massive autist, and a complete normie.
Please OP, please just tell us this was all bait. Just tell us you actually aren't such a spectacular cock-receiving mongoloid.
No.227703
>>227700
inb4 'only pretending to be retarded.'
No.227709
>>227616
>unlike women who sperg out over everything apparently.
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
That's exactly it, OP.
The fact of the matter is, you have the emotional profile of a woman.
Now, there's nothing wrong about being selfish and doing what one likes to do. In fact, there may be only right.
There's nothing wrong with not wanting to have kids.
But there's something wrong on being irrational. And though you were acting on selfish purpose, you managed to be the most immature bridge-burning irrational being I have ever seen.
Like, really, I've seen women do bad shit when things go wrong. But never before in my life I have read such torrent of overemotional, irrational, purposeless agression.
You could have done it like a man, calm and rational. Purposeful, collected, precise. End it head held high and with some degree of respect and pride.
You stomped around, broke the vases, shouted in anger and pissed people off for poking in your fragile feels. Just like women do. You act first, in irrational emotion and anger, and then try to justify it later. And no matter how wrong, oh, you justify it. Just like women do.
Try to think more and man up next time.
Also, please, get some self-esteem. The amount of self-loathing in your posts made me blush more than once. It's hard to believe that someone living the life he wants can hate himself this much.
No.227711
>>227700
>I bet you play an elf, in all of your games, you fucking faggot.
Kek
>Please OP, please just tell us this was all bait
I don't think it's bait. I mean, it could be, but it would have to be some extreme tryhard bait. It's more likely that it's real.
No.227721
>>227681
Shut up wanker. It is literally impossible to NOT get a girlfriend if you want one and go outside. You must stay inside all day, OR be abhorrently ugly.
Fuck man, even I'm kinda ugly and I still got a 4 year GF who sucked my dick, it's not even bragging to say that because EVERYONE gets sex except people who literally try not to.
>>227693
I'm not "blogging" you shit fucker. If you don't want to read my post, dont' read it, there are like 40 other threads you could be reading, but you chose to read mine. It's your own fucking fault faggot, you have no one to blame but yourself, stop bitching about someone else's post when you can easily ignore it. Oh shit, it killed some thread on page 10 that no one was reading anyway, or else it wouldn't be on page 10, you stupid fucking faggot. i am so sick of people complaining about other people's posts, it;s none of your fucking business faggot, just don't read it, it's not that hard. I don;t read threads that upset me, you can and ARE OBLIGATEd to do the same, it's part of being an adult, little boy, and I am sick of tolerating your faggotry.
No.227729
>>227721
>It is literally impossible to NOT get a girlfriend
You're right.
if you have next to no standarts just go out and catch the next landwhale that rolls along your way.
If you're on the other hand not a patethic pieceof shit and have at least a little self-esteam, than you're simply wong.
No.227732
>>227721
>This chucklefuck
>Calling anyone 'little boy'
No.227735
>>227154
But, hey, at least it's gotten activity up. Maybe we could redirect it elsewhere, now that it's here.
No.227736
>>227721
>I'm not "blogging" you shit fucker. If you don't want to read my post, dont' read it, there are like 40 other threads you could be reading, but you chose to read mine. It's your own fucking fault faggot, you have no one to blame but yourself, stop bitching about someone else's post when you can easily ignore it. Oh shit, it killed some thread on page 10 that no one was reading anyway, or else it wouldn't be on page 10, you stupid fucking faggot. i am so sick of people complaining about other people's posts, it;s none of your fucking business faggot, just don't read it, it's not that hard. I don;t read threads that upset me, you can and ARE OBLIGATEd to do the same, it's part of being an adult, little boy, and I am sick of tolerating your faggotry.
This reaction, unwarranted and illogical is proof of my previous theory.
You ramble like you do because of that shame, buried deep down in your unconscious mind.
No.227738
OP YOU ARE THE REASON YOUR RACE AND CULTURE IS GOING INTO EXTINCTION.
No.227739
>>227721
>Shut up wanker. It is literally impossible to NOT get a girlfriend if you want one and go outside. You must stay inside all day, OR be abhorrently ugly.
>Fuck man, even I'm kinda ugly and I still got a 4 year GF who sucked my dick, it's not even bragging to say that because EVERYONE gets sex except people who literally try not to.
You are literally chad.
No.227741
>>227729
>If you're on the other hand not a patethic pieceof shit and have at least a little self-esteam, than you're simply wong.
I mean a skinny, relatively attractive girlfriend. Only fetishists have to date landwhales. Anyone can get a skinny gf with a little effort. You are just rationalizing your laziness.
I bet you think D&D is the reason you don't have a GF you pathetic faggot.
No.227745
I've avoided posting in this thread up to now, but let me ask you this…what kind of help were you expecting, you faggot?
Were you expecting us to show sympathy for behaving like a manchild going "NO BABIES THEY'RE POOPY AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO MUH /TG/ THINGS"?
Were you expecting us to tell you she's a bitch trying to entrap you with offspring?
Seriously, what were you looking for, because judging by your retarded flailing in the thread, you sure as hell didn't get it.
No.227746
>>227741
But… D&D is the reason you don't have a girlfriend.
That's why you made this thread, Retard.
No.227749
>>227741
You're an idiot.
Nobody can help you since you shit on every advice given to you, every explanation presented to you.
You already have what you want to hear in your head and just try to get some attention to self-validate your own fantasies.
No.227750
>I told her I didn't want children because it would encroach on gaming time.
What the fuck did you expect? You couldn't have been a bit less blunt about it?
No.227760
>>226618
>My parents are going to be really pissed when they find out, this is the only girl they ever approved of and now they are going to find out I won't be giving them grandchildren and they will probably cut me out of their will and not invite me to thanksgiving dinner anymore.
If I were your father, I would disown you too. You are a failure.
No.227767
>>227709
>But there's something wrong on being irrational. And though you were acting on selfish purpose, you managed to be the most immature bridge-burning irrational being I have ever seen.
Nah, there is nothing wrong with what I did, all I did was defend myself. What was I supposed to do in response to a FB shitstorm directed at me just for standing up for myself in a relationship?
You are so thoroughly cucked by feminism you can't even see it.
> You could have done it like a man, calm and rational. Purposeful, collected, precise. End it head held high and with some degree of respect and pride.
Yeah fuck off and kill yourself. I did end it that way and then the bitch's little minions and white knights started going after me on fb. Now I am getting emails from her brother. I am worried they are going to call my job and try to get me fired. If they do that, it will be over for them.
>>227732
Clearly you are, since two of you have never had girlfriends. If you've never had a girlfriend, then you are not a man. Period.
No.227768
>>227736
What shame? The fuck are you on about now? More armchair psychology because you took a psych class at your fucking community college? You have no knowledge or qualifications to back up those claims. Psychology is mostly pseudoscience anyway.
>>227739
> literally chad
> literally chad
> literally chad
No, anon, you are literally a loser who does not go outside and sits inside trying to be as unnattractive as possible and avoid women.
You might think I am projecting but I am not. I am simply stating the ONLY possible way to not get a somewhat attractive girlfriend.
Only faggots with NO self-esteem date fatsters. Because any man can EASILY get a fairly hot girlfriend if he actually tries and has a pair of balls.
No.227770
>>227746
>>227743
True.
>>227747
> Anyone who says anything must be projecting
>>227749
>You already have what you want to hear in your head and just try to get some attention to self-validate your own fantasies.
Nah, you guys' arguments just suck. You are yet to present compelling evidence as to why I am in the wrong and my cunt of an ex is in the right.
No.227772
>>227209
I actually really like this idea. to expand on it further:
OP was crowned King five or so years ago and the kingdom which was on fragile footing is collapsing. Taxes aren't being collected or are stolen, the army is scattered trying to hold of barbaric tribes on one end of the kingdom and a rival country at the other end, nobles are feuding and monsters once kept in check are rampaging and tearing though villages and hamlets. All of this stems from the King being obsessed with his bardic troupe that he obsessively watches perform all day to the neglect of his kingdom. His advisers are quarreling and panicking, they need a final arbiter but the King has shut them out. So they send mixed messages to everyone else, and nobles ignore them, trying to solve their own fief's problems because no one will help them.
Enter the players. The PCs are one or two minor nobles an their retinue/other local power players. They at first are trying to solve one or two problems that their duchy/barony/whatever has. As their own situation settles they are approached for help by one or two other fiefs for help and so they go and assist them. Eventually word has gotten around about their exploits and three factions of nobles approach them. Faction A wants the party to search for the Kings cousin to restore the lineage and get things back somewhat to what they were. Unfortunately the cousin was a devout cleric and went off to a far away land to spread the faith, heal the sick etc so the party must travel and find him potentially risking their lands as they search for him. Faction B wants to install one of the generals as the new King. Almost everyone considers him a righteous man and King material but he is commonborn and is desperately trying to prevent invasion on two fronts so he is incredibly busy. The party here would have to ignore the internal fighting and chaos to throw back two invasions before the whole country succumbs to anarchy. Faction C wants to turn the kingdom into a federation of allied states, ruled by a Senate composed of representatives from each barony. They want the PCs to go to each duchy and solve their problems to gain their support which could risk the invaders busting through the armies' defenses and rampaging through the Kingdom.
No.227773
>>227745
>Were you expecting us to show sympathy for behaving like a manchild going "NO BABIES THEY'RE POOPY AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO MUH /TG/ THINGS"?
See, when you misphrase what I said to make it sound childish, then attack it for being childish, you aren't actually saying anything. You are just mocking your own words. Stop doing that.
> Were you expecting us to tell you she's a bitch trying to entrap you with offspring?
She isn't, but she should have brought it up years ago and not just assumed I wanted kids.
> Seriously, what were you looking for, because judging by your retarded flailing in the thread, you sure as hell didn't get it.
I dunno? Sympathy from /tg/? But apparently they are a bunch of 30 year old cuckservatards from /pol/, so I guess I was wasting my time expecting them to understand anything beyond MAKK BABBY IS ONLY WAY TO HAVV FULFILLING LYFE
See I can do the caps-lock-dumb-shit-quotes mockery, too, faggot.
No.227774
>>227772
Regardless of what side they choose eventually they must go to the capital. The King realizing how fucked the country is and wanting an easy solution opens a portal to the universe' equivalent of Mechanus and lets the forces of Order take to the city in order to quell riots. This ends up being disastrous as the riots spread and the Guard, having no idea this was going to happen ends up fighting Order. Freaking out the King decides to use an ancient artifact to calm everyone down. This ends up opening ANOTHER portal, this time to the universes's equivalent of Limbo and Slaads join in the fun. The King promptly then fucks off to his magically hidden country retreat with his royal guard and bards leaving the PCs to clean up the mess.The players may or may not be able to do this now but they can evacuate the city and quarantine it to mitigate the damage as they work on completing their other goals.(Whatever you use as the planar forces just note that the King is incompetent not overtly evil, its should be his utter failure as a person that cause destruction not some evil vizier or mind altering artifact)
They campaign culminates with the PCs if not solving all the problems at least setting them up to be wrapped up and then going after the King (they may want to do this sooner and if that is the case then the climax is the closing the portals or whatever is the last task they have to do, which ends up growing to the big problem and an epic showdown) The PCs find the estate, created by the Wizard King that founded the country, and navigated traps and magical guardians. Some royal guards fight, others help the PCs eventually the PCs find the King with his Bards hiding in his chambers. The troupe puts up no fight, they were never the bad guys and only stayed because the King threatened them with execution if they left. The King himself is a pushover, stated as a low level noble. The campaign ends with the PCs being hailed as legendary heroes and the Kingdom prospers for hundreds of years afterwards.
No.227775
>>227760
>You are a failure.
How.
I have a job, I take care of myself, I own my own car. I don't own my own house yet. I don't have any debt.
I am anything but a failure. Certainly not a huge success but not a failure.
I just don't fit into your narrowminded Christian dogmatic view of how a 25 year old should waste his potential because you think you have a right to decide how I spend my life.
Fuck off you authoritarian faggot. You have no power over me and if the KKK guilt faggot cuck police ever come to try to pump me dry so i can be a beta bitch slave to some cunt I guarantee you I will not go down without a fight. You fucking bastards are done winning, you are done suppressing men, and you are done cutting their balls off. You will lose.
No.227776
>>227750
> You couldn't have been a bit less blunt about it?
And string her along even more in a relationship that was doomed to fail? Are you an idiot? I did the right thing.
No.227781
>>227679
Is he making enemies w/ 8chan?
No.227783
>>227768
>what shame
I don't know anon, what shame?
Think deeply and consider the implications of your responses.
characteristically you lashed out at everyone with this thread who did not agree with you.
With me you inserted arguments into my responses that were not there with a preoccupation with pasting those against you as an authoritarian that wanted you to live like them.
Then you talked about the matter of wanting rough condomless sex and sex with your sister.
Think deeply about this anon.
You also acted irrationally towards your girlfriend of 4 years willing to terminate your relationship without any real attempt at conversing reasonably.
You wanted to be cucked and >>227775
>>Fuck off you authoritarian faggot. You have no power over me and if the KKK guilt faggot cuck police ever come to try to pump me dry so i can be a beta bitch slave to some cunt I guarantee you I will not go down without a fight. You fucking bastards are done winning, you are done suppressing men, and you are done cutting their balls off. You will lose.
If i were to do some simple sketch job, and i understand it is bad form but that would imply i give a fuck about your psychology my prognosis would be you have a bit martyr complex and a number of shameful predilections that you keep buried.
Any strong, kneejerk emotive response like you displayed through out this thread is sign of something like that.
Personally i think you need to revisit your early childhood, to determine the problem.
>More armchair psychology because you took a psych class at your fucking community college?
I'll have you know it's a fluffy sofa chair.
And my university is not one to be scoffed at, especially because of how shit American and European ones are at the moment
>>You have no knowledge or qualifications to back up those claims
That's what you think
>>Psychology is mostly pseudoscience anyway.
Most humanities are a shit.
But I don't see your stem qualifications here to talk down to me.
No.227787
>>227773
>I dunno? Sympathy from /tg/? But apparently they are a bunch of 30 year old cuckservatards from /pol/, so I guess I was wasting my time expecting them to understand anything beyond MAKK BABBY IS ONLY WAY TO HAVV FULFILLING LYFE
>wanting sympathy from the guys who constantly lament "tfw no gf"
No.227802
>>227781
You're the enemy of 8chan, not me faggot. I'm not even sure what the fuck you'r talking about.
>>227783
>characteristically you lashed out at everyone with this thread who did not agree with you.
yeah because they are all cucked pussy sheep who use "evolution" and "muh instincts" as an excuse for why I should listen to their shitty worldview.
> You also acted irrationally towards your girlfriend of 4 years willing to terminate your relationship without any real attempt at conversing reasonably.
I did converse reasonably. I told her I was not having children and as a result there was no point to our relationship continuing because we have a fundamental incompatibility.
> With me you inserted arguments into my responses that were not there with a preoccupation with pasting those against you as an authoritarian that wanted you to live like them.
Well you are the ones acting like I am doing society a disservice by not wiping shit out of a shitspawn's shithole for 3 years until it gets old enough to make my life hell on fucking earth.
> And my university is not one to be scoffed at, especially because of how shit American and European ones are at the moment
Jesus christ. I bet you have over 300 confirmed kills, too, right?
> That's what you think
How convenient.
> But I don't see your stem qualifications here to talk down to me.
That's not the point. We aren't discussing any STEM topics. You are the one trying to talk psychology. Get a real psychologist and post PROOF you are one and then I might listen to you slightly more.
> that would imply i give a fuck about your psychology
Yeah, you type out huge long posts about it, but you clearly don't give a fuck. Cool story bro. I love people like you.
>>227787
Pretty much everyone on /tg/ has a gf, or has had one. It's only you and a few other /r9kucks/ who haven't. And that is 100% your choice.
No.227804
>>227541
>Except we did, until SHE fucked it up out of nowhere a few days ago.
Yeah but that's the thing about it OP. Most girls want a normal adult relationship.
They're literally hardwired to want to have kids, so even those that say to don't want will likely want some at one point. And they don't understand that yeah a shitload of men see kids as a fucking burden and don't want any of that shit.
Which is why you should have made it clear, when things started getting serious to have the kids discussion and made it perfectly clear you don't want any kids (coupled to a trip to the doctor to get a vasectomy to be sure, it's a quick and cheap procedure. Because leaving birth control to a biological time-bomb is not the smartest idea in the world).
I don't blame you. Nobody should, you were what 21? It was your first long term relationship. You couldn't have known.
But yeah it was your, unknowingly, mistake.
And the way you went off flippant about games and shit didn't help.
Even if your reaction is understandable since you mistakenly believed your partners and you were on the same page on kids and she dropped a bomb on you.
No.227809
>>226618
Are you that anti-kids fag again?
God damn, son.
Still autistic as ever I see.
No.227812
>>227772
>>227774
You. I like you.
I'm not sure going full King's Quest (where there's effectively no boss fight) really meshes with the way OP has acted, since he seems contrary enough to put up a fight. (Regardless of how ineffectual.)
Now, a final battle where his high level troupe of bards & stage magicians (representing the gaming group OP/prince has given up his relationship/kingdom for) are helping the aristocrat-classed king pretend to be a proper hero… that might get interesting.
Especially if it happens in his 'gaming room' which is basically a magical holodeck.
No.227813
>>227773
But you are a child. You aren't even befitting of the term 'manchild'. You're a little brat, who always has to get his way. You're a little attention whore who needs everyone to come and look at you.
You're an obnoxious immature faggot.
You asked for help, and when people try to help you bitch and bitch, to get more attention.
Your parents should have beat you more.
You have the emotional maturity of an infant.
You are an infant. You are a little boy. You are a child, and you do not belong here.
No.227818
What I want to know is why did he even bother getting a gf if he had this mindset in the first place.
Company? Pffffft
No.227822
>>227770
Context is king. You've been posting so erratically that you seem to have lost it:
>I bet you think D&D is the reason you don't have a GF you pathetic faggot.
…says the self-described 'proud manchild' who just gave up his GF to pursue moar D&D.
And while we're at it…
>>227773
>>What were you expecting?
>I dunno? Sympathy from /tg/? But apparently they are a bunch of 30 year old cuckservatards from /pol/, so I guess I was wasting my time expecting them to understand anything beyond MAKK BABBY IS ONLY WAY TO HAVV FULFILLING LYFE
You're far too antagonistic to earn any sympathy here, OP. Sure, you're acting within your rights. You've got the freedom to choose– to be an asshole, even. NOBODY HERE DEBATES THAT.
But there's a cutting edge to that freedom: Just as you needn't accept our opinions because we haven't any authority over you, we needn't offer you anything other than scorn when you demand sympathy whilst simultaneously insulting us.
Do us all a favor: shut up and get a vasectomy.
No.227824
>>227822
>get a vasectomy
This and post proof. Put your money where your mouth is.
No.227827
>>227802
Bitch please, I have a gf. And unlike you I don't throw a temper tantrum at the thought of children. Now, whether or not I have them depends entirely on my paygrade in the future.
No.227830
>>226618
I'm rather happy she she has left you Anon.
I wouldn't want you to breed.
Look at yourself, you would rather be an evolutionary failure by not breeding, due to a preference for playing pretend with dice.
I think she dodged a bullet here.
No.227833
>>227812
That sounds pretty awesome.
I wanted to emphasizes two things with the King (OP) and the Bards (Tabletop Games). First while OP is combative he is immature and I wanted to show that with him being weak. Second it is not the games that are causing this but rather OP's autistic devotion to them so I wanted to represent that by having them not get in the party's way.
That being said how about this scenario: The party while going through the hidden estate runs into half or so of the troupe, the back up musicians and helpers, who ask them to kill the King and the Master of the Troupe. They knew the kingdom was burning and wanted to leave to get the king to get off his ass but the troupe master was greedy and refused. The King in the time he has been here has gone crazy, demanding more and more spectacular performances, some that injure or kill members of the troupe and jailing or executing those who don't perform to his expectation.
The lower bards lead the party to the private chambers. Once they were meticulously decorated with devotional artwork and paintings of great deeds and moment in the past of the kingdom, now they are messy and condensed as room was made for the increasingly elaborate performances. There they find the King the Troupe Master and his handful of elite performers and a high level angel. The angel was bound to protect the Wizard King's descendants in times of need but now is livid at being forced to protect this mongrel wastling spawn of the Wizardbro he once knew.
Cue epic fight where the bards buff and run support for the King so he can live his fantasy and they get money, the angel trying to protect the King while pleading the party to free him and asking them for forgiveness. Maybe some of the low level troupe help the party as well. When the King falls (he should be somewhat easy if focused, really the buffs and the angel taking damage for him make him seem stronger than he is) the angel if not yet dissipated smites the remaining Troupe Elite and thanks the party with a blessing/divine favor/whatever. Cue glorious triumph Ave Caesar! and so on…
No.227835
>>227833
Salvage achieved!
No.227837
>>227802
>>yeah because they are all cucked pussy sheep who use "evolution" and "muh instincts" as an excuse for why I should listen to their shitty worldview.
Pic 1st related
>>I did converse reasonably.
You did not see fit to relay that to us between screaming you were a manchild and calling her a jew.
>> I told her I was not having children and as a result there was no point to our relationship continuing because we have a fundamental incompatibility.
Compromise is the essence of diplomacy and diplomacy the cornerstone of love SWEET LOVE.
But seriously dictating isn't always the best suit which means you did not care about her emotionally and were able to toss her companionship away without trying to salvage it as we hazard you do.
>Well you are the ones acting like I am doing society a disservice by not wiping shit out of a shitspawn's shithole for 3 years until it gets old enough to make my life hell on fucking earth.
I am not ONES.
I am one, and what the others believe is irrelevant as i have never said you should reproduce. Quite the opposite in fact, your conduct and demure indicates you would be an unfit parent and likely a sociopath to a lesser degree. all of which would adversely affect the development of the child.
>Jesus christ. I bet you have over 300 confirmed kills, too, right?
I am currently on the campus that hosts one of the largest research libraries in the damn country. Wish my grades were better though.
>That's not the point. We aren't discussing any STEM topics.
My point is unless you do, i wouldn't give you allowance to mock the discipline, you are likely uneducated.
>Get a real psychologist and post PROOF you are one and then I might listen to you slightly more.
I'm not a clinical psychologist as of yet, I'm forth year.
>Yeah, you type out huge long posts about it, but you clearly don't give a fuck.
did you read it nigga?
Or do you lack a sense of humour
>> Cool story bro.
AH so you are new.
Welcome to 8chan, let me show you arround.
First you need to learn how to speak.
It looks like it will take you quite a deal of learning before you can fit in here and be accepted as an anon.
Lesson 1 Adding cuck to the end of everything does not make you a member, nor does fag.
People use it intuitively yes but usually designated to truly pathetic looking "sjws" and "normies" to show one's disdain. Wanting to have children is the opposite meaning of the word by definition as it was a term derived from /pol/ to indicate a man who wanted his wife to have a son with another man a niglette if we will.
Lession 2. Don't blog if you don't want people to mock you. 8chan like any image board is a board that thrives on anonymity and things that speak of one's personal life without provaction will be frowned on.
More lessons to come but following these will help you not be suck a fucking faggot holy shit.
No.227839
>>227837
This faggot knows what's up, OP, consider actually slowing down and reading his posts.
Pic unrelated.
No.227854
>>227615
>>227636
>>227693
>>227783
>>227837
This anon is the one you need to listen to, OP.
No.227856
>>226878
I don't see how not wanting kids for your own sake of happiness is selfish, why would it be? The children aren't even born or have a conscious mind wanting him to have them. Also why are we here? Are we really just animals hell bent on reproduction, then what? Why are we hell bent on reproduction… we have children so they can have children who can have children so on and so on, then…?What's the point? My philosophy is, just be happy, for some, having kids gives them happiness, these are the ones who will reproduce. Others, like myself don't want too, yes while it is because, I don't want to spend my time on raising a child, it doesn't actually harm the child because the child doesn't actually exist in the first place.
No.227857
I had to come here to see that this thread was real. Fucking wow.
That girl is far too good for OP, I wish only the best for her. OP is clearly mentally ill, all childrearing issues aside.
No.227868
>>227770
Being so fucking unable to grasp my point just shows that you know that I'm right and that you're still denying yourself from the truth.
So just go fishing, the landwhales are waiting.
And better be quick about it, before another low-life similar to you comes along and catches them.
No.227876
>>227768
You are a chad, because you're regurgitating the exact same bullshit that chads say. Now kill yourself.
No.227885
I have a friend who has the same reasons for not wanting a child with a preferrence to talk shit in defence, and even he is more mature and reasonable than OP.
For example, letting his GFs choose if they still want to spend time with him after he made it clear and stern he doesn't want kids, instead of talking shit to dozens of people and bringing the human he probably loved to tears for several days.
No.227887
Not wanting kids isn't selfish OP. The earth has 7 billion of us fuckers, it really doesnt need much more for the time being.
No.227892
>>227887
In the west it does.
No.227893
>>227775
See, this is why you're a failure. You're incapable of coping with other people when shit's not going your way. You explode in hilariously insane tirades and make all sorts of absurd assumptions about the other person to vindicate your need to lash out at them. You need to deal with reality son. Going full retard and trying to shut out everything that offends you is not a healthy coping mechanism.
Your insane panic and nuclear meltdown over maybe losing some time to play games to the point where you basically declared it to be your number 1 priority in life and fuck everything else, burning all bridges, is what makes you one massive failure as a human being.
Most people have notions of priorities in life. You do not.
And while you're trying to console yourself with games, remember this: These are social activities. They require other people. Your group's not going to last forever and you're going to ruin your chances with other people too. Because you are a failure.
No.227895
>>227813
Anon hits the nail on the head.
No.227896
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>>227617
>>227672
>>227721
>>227768
So much buttfrustration. This is glorious.
No.227900
>>227586
>>227773
>I dunno? Sympathy from /tg/?
Bitch, we don't owe you fucking shit. This place has never worked that way. You went full retard. Of course we'll call you a retard then. You want a crowd that'll support you? Go to tumblr. I hear they're very accepting of human refuse.
>But apparently they are a bunch of 30 year old cuckservatards from /pol/,
Also your lack of self-awareness isn't doing you any favors, Mr. I Wish My GF Got Cucked So I Could Be Legit Mad At Her. You're just going delusional on so many levels it's ridiculous.
No.227924
>>227812
>You. I like you.
Go back to Reddit you mongoloidal motherfucker. I swear to god if I hear anymore Reddit shit I will find a way to get Reddit shut down. I can't wait for all the neckbearded IT faggot enlightened hipsters to start killing themselves in droves when they can't share a meme for more than 10 seconds. You cancerous little fuckers. I would love to drown you all in a river and rape your corpses. Actually I'd force other people to rape them for me. First I would cut your bodies with holes in many places then have you surrounded by horny indian men who fuck the holes in your corpse before I mow them all down with a machine gun, then move on to the next corpse. I figure about 20 indians fucking per corpse, there are 42 million redditors so that's about 800 million Indians dead in addition to 42 million redditors.
>>227813
>But you are a child. You aren't even befitting of the term 'manchild'. You're a little brat, who always has to get his way. You're a little attention whore who needs everyone to come and look at you.
I'm going to take a page out of your book anon.
> projecting.
Seriously, what you fuckers have given is not help, it is simply more proof I have done the right thing. I asked for help readjusting my life, and you freaked out like I figured out your secret and started babbling shit about hwy I am obligated to have a child.
> You are an infant. You are a little boy. You are a child, and you do not belong here.
You are a cuck. You are a sheep. You are a god-bothering conservatard, and you do not belong here.
See? I can do it too.
No.227925
>>227818
>What I want to know is why did he even bother getting a gf if he had this mindset in the first place.
Love? Sex? Companionship? I enjoyed all of them WITHOUT the presence of shitspawn.
Please do explain how it is impossible to enjoy human companionship without the urge to spawn little shits.
Instead I had a happy life, rolling my d10s and d20s and coming home to a semi-qt gf who sometimes made me dinner. Maybe that's why you are all assmad because you are jealous of that, I don't know. It's fucking stupid though because literally any man who actually tries to get a GF like that, can do it. My friends had them. I had one. And I will find another, though I worry they are all slaves to instinct and I will have no choice but to be alone.
>>227822
> we needn't offer you anything other than scorn when you demand sympathy whilst simultaneously insulting us.
I only offered you scorn because you were completely incapable of backing up your advice with logical reasoning.
> Do us all a favor: shut up and get a vasectomy.
I plan to. Didn't think I'd need one. Apparently I do as insurance. Though in a few years, when Hillary Clitoris is prez, it will probably be illegal to get a vasectomy and not inform your partner that you can't have kids. Either way, if I get another 4 years out of some other chick, it will be worth the 300 bucks.
No.227927
>>227830
>Look at yourself, you would rather be an evolutionary failure by not breeding, due to a preference for playing pretend with dice.
You also play pretend with dice. So that part of your argument is invalid.
>>227827
> temper tantrum
She basically ambushed me and I told her to fuck off. Apparently she is crying over this all the time because she thought I wanted kids and I am pissed as fuck at the entire situation. This isn't my fault, fucker. She never brought it up before. SHE wanted kids, not me. You cannot expect EVERYONE to want children. THAT is the issue I have here. That you people think that by hanging around her for 4 years I have some kind of obligation to satisfy HER because SHE is the woman and wmoen are always right. You fuckign white knight cunts. I GUARANTEE if I wanted kids and she had been the one to admit she didn't want them, you would still be on her side.
>>227830
Okay. You want her info? If you're in the Phoenix Arizona area you can have her.
No.227928
>>227900
> implying I implied you owe me shit
Will you stop making up bullshit? I just figured you fags would understand, but clearly you are all casuals at games. I can rest easy in teh knowledge I am a superior game to all of you.
>>227895
Samefagging doesn't make your flawed opinion right.
No.227930
>>227893
>These are social activities. They require other people. Your group's not going to last forever and you're going to ruin your chances with other people too. Because you are a failure.
Another load of bullshit. I've been playing with them 8 years. No joke. So I doubt they will go somewhere anytime soon. I didn't fuck things up with them. I didn't fuck things up with my GF. She decided to reveal a basic incompatibility in our relationship 4 years later than she should have, and now the relationship is over because of it.
> Your insane panic and nuclear meltdown over maybe losing some time to play games to the point where you basically declared it to be your number 1 priority in life and fuck everything else, burning all bridges, is what makes you one massive failure as a human being.
They are my number 1 priority in life. Other things are a priority as well. Children are not. Reproducing so that I can be "remembered" after I die (top fucking kek at your desperate urge to be remembered, you worthless weak fuckers. you will be forgotten. how many times do you think of your great great gramps? You are just prolonging the inevitable you worthless cunt) is not a priority. It is only a priority for those who depserately deny the realities of life because they cannot deal with their own mortality. Which I find hilarious. You will waste 18 years of your life trying to fill a void that I can fill just by being. You are inferior. Kill yourselves.
>>227887
Thank you for understanding.
>>227876
>You are a chad, because you're regurgitating the exact same bullshit that chads say. Now kill yourself.
Except that "bullshit" is absolute truth. It is so easy to get a girlfriend it's not even funny. Now stop making up bullshit you little bitch. Your victim complex is hysterical.
No.227931
>>227854
Keep right on Samefagging, cuntboy
>>227837
> an XKCD comic is an argument
Yeah I'm done talking to you.
You are not a psychologist, please stop making up bullshit.
> More lessons to come but following these will help you not be suck a fucking faggot holy shit.
I don't need any of your lessons cunt. Seriously fuck off. I bet you jack off to "educating" people on the internet.
No.227935
>>227924
>Go back to Reddit you mongoloidal motherfucker. I swear to god if I hear anymore Reddit shit I will find a way to get Reddit shut down. I can't wait for all the neckbearded IT faggot enlightened hipsters to start killing themselves in droves when they can't share a meme for more than 10 seconds. You cancerous little fuckers. I would love to drown you all in a river and rape your corpses. Actually I'd force other people to rape them for me. First I would cut your bodies with holes in many places then have you surrounded by horny indian men who fuck the holes in your corpse before I mow them all down with a machine gun, then move on to the next corpse. I figure about 20 indians fucking per corpse, there are 42 million redditors so that's about 800 million Indians dead in addition to 42 million redditors.
>See? I can do it too.
This kind of argument works when the other person is using faulty logic, because then you can demonstrate that his logic is at best sound at first glance. The guy you cited didn't logically derive his insights at all in his post, but simply shared an observation. You can't argue against an observation in this way. Can you even into basic rhetorics, you mongoloid?
>>227925
>Love? Sex? Companionship? I enjoyed all of them WITHOUT the presence of shitspawn.
Yeah, like, fuck babies! Babies a shit, amirite?
>>227927
>That you people think that by hanging around her for 4 years I have some kind of obligation to satisfy HER because SHE is the woman and wmoen are always right.
That is not the reasoning everyone gave you.
>Okay. You want her info? If you're in the Phoenix Arizona area you can have her.
You should respect the people you love, even when you're angry at them. If you don't love them, then you shouldn't whine about them leaving you. And this is why everyone thinks you're both pathetic AND an asshole.
>>227928
>Will you stop making up bullshit? I just figured you fags would understand, but clearly you are all casuals at games. I can rest easy in teh knowledge I am a superior game to all of you.
Your savage verbal beatdown almost made me sniff into my law degree. You truly are the superior man.
>>227930
>you worthless weak fuckers
>You will waste 18 years of your life trying to fill a void that I can fill just by being. You are inferior. Kill yourselves.
Some men need to build an empire to feel fulfilled. Others just have to play traditional board games all day and engage in senseless pleasure-seeking. There is no reason to envy the latter.
No.227937
>>227931
>piss off half the board
>accuse someone of samefagging
pick one.
No.227941
OP, have you seen a doctor about your autism?
You probably should. People are worrying about you.
No.227944
I think anon is mad guys
I think as well that, somehow, that might impair his ability to answer your shitpost in the usual fashion
It MIGHT have something to do with him breaking up with his gf or some shit
Don't know yet
What do you think, geniuses?
No.227946
>>227944
>What do you think, geniuses?
This seems unlikely to me, tbh
No.227953
>>227925
You obviously missed this line of mine, let me rub your nose in it:
>Sure, you're acting within your rights. You've got the freedom to choose– to be an asshole, even. NOBODY HERE DEBATES THAT.
Nobody has argued that you CAN'T do what you want. You get to choose what you do. Period.
Your problem is that most of us anons think what you've wanted, is selfish, stupid, and self-defeating.
Yeah, you CAN act that way, but SHOULD you?
Some of us have argued that your course of action will not meet your long-term needs as a human being, and thus you SHOULDN'T.
But you're just going to quote a snippet of this and ignore the parts that hurt your fee-fees, so why should I bother?
No.227957
>>227944
I think the dubs don't lie,
No.227961
Man, this thread was a disappointment. Why didn't you post nudes of her OP?
No.227962
>>227931
>> an XKCD comic is an argument
I don't have to argue that point, I used this image to typify the general sentiment that you produced.
Your statement was something groundless, and mocking
>You are not a psychologist, please stop making up bullshit.
Yeah I said that faggot, i am working on it.
>I don't need any of your lessons cunt.
you clearly need someone to teach you proper etiquette.
Now anon, sit up straight. Now can you demonstrate what hand we use raise when we shitpost.
>I bet you jack off to "educating" people on the internet.
only when teaching anatomy.
No.227963
>>227962
>only when teaching anatomy.
This is the most suave thing I've ever read. Damn.
No.227971
>>227930
>I didn't fuck things up with my GF.
…Yes. You did. Lets not pretend you handled the situation well here. You had a full-on sperglord autist meldown.
No.227972
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>>227930
>It is only a priority for those who depserately deny the realities of life because they cannot deal with their own mortality. Which I find hilarious. You will waste 18 years of your life trying to fill a void that I can fill just by being. You are inferior. Kill yourselves.
Let's see if I get this straight: you wish to dedicate your life to escapist indulgence and avoidance of responsibility, and demand the world to affirm that your masturbatory "life" is actually full of virtue and glory.
Narcisstic personality disorder: the thread.
>captcha: RKNGAY
No.227993
Can we just agree that anon had a bad day and he's going full sperg over it
Seems like it's just needlessly fueling the fire at this point and won't help anything.
No.227996
>>227953
>Yeah, you CAN act that way, but SHOULD you?
Of course I should . I have outlined loads of reasons why I shouldn't have children. Your reasons are pointless attempts to stave off your inevitable death, both physical and spiritual, and "muh evolution"
That is all you have.
No.227999
>>227928
>Samefagging doesn't make your flawed opinion right.
>implying it's a samefag.
No.228001
>>227935
>Yeah, like, fuck babies! Babies a shit, amirite?
Exactly my point. If more babies were killed or just not born in the first place, it'd be a better world. At least for me.
> That is not the reasoning everyone gave you.
Yeah you also gave "muh legacy" and "muh evolution" which is only a reason for conservatards who think they will somehow be rememebred in 300 years.
> You should respect the people you love, even when you're angry at them. If you don't love them, then you shouldn't whine about them leaving you. And this is why everyone thinks you're both pathetic AND an asshole.
I am angry she left me over a stupid reason. Actually, no, it is good that she left me. I am angry she brought this shit up after FOUR FUCKING YEARS.
> Some men need to build an empire to feel fulfilled. Others just have to play traditional board games all day and engage in senseless pleasure-seeking. There is no reason to envy the latter.
LOL
> implying squirting out some shitspawn is "building your empire"
Go ahead, work your ass off for something that will mean nothing to you once you are dead. Fucking faggot. I'd rather be sad on my deathbed than miserable the whole time I'm alive.
Also
> implying a law degree means shite in this argument
Get fucked. I doubt you even have one.
No.228002
No.228003
>>227996
We all die eventually anon, but that doesn't vindicate your burning need to be a useless waste of space.
No.228005
>>227972
>Let's see if I get this straight: you wish to dedicate your life to escapist indulgence and avoidance of responsibility, and demand the world to affirm that your masturbatory "life" is actually full of virtue and glory.
Nah, I didn't say it was full of virtue or glory. But neither is a life where you care for some moer shitspawn who will fuck up the environment and overcrowd the world.
>>227971
>…Yes. You did. Lets not pretend you handled the situation well here. You had a full-on sperglord autist meldown.
She started it. And I simply told her that no, I didn't want chidlren over gaming. Then I was bombarded by Facebook hate mail until I lost my patience.
How about YOU deal with a dozen messages and phone calls a day until you have to shut down all internet communication, and see how you deal with it?
No.228007
>>228003
>We all die eventually anon, but that doesn't vindicate your burning need to be a useless waste of space.
You are just as much of a waste of space.
No.228008
>>228002
It isn't. I was the guy who said Anon had it right. The guy in question is someone else. Seriously pal, I get you're flipping out and reaching for excuses to act all dismissive, but lets not pretend there's only 1 anon who thinks you're a complete tool.
No.228010
>>227962
>you clearly need someone to teach you proper etiquette.
Yeah get fucked you useless mongoloid. I'd love to batter your brain out with a hammer, the kind of fuck who thinks chans should be some enlightened atheist discussion board.
I'm sure you think you're clever, but just like your life, it will all be forgotten once the thread dies, just like you will be forgotten with each passing generation until your "legacy" doesn't matter at all.
No.228011
>>228005
>She started it.
Never a good excuse for acting like a complete twit.
>How about YOU deal with a dozen messages and phone calls a day until you have to shut down all internet communication, and see how you deal with it?
Oh no. The horror. Truly, my life would go upside down. Seriously, out of this entire thread, I don't think a single anon here could possibly handle it any worse than you have. All of us would handle it better than you.
No.228012
>>228008
> but lets not pretend there's only 1 anon who thinks you're a complete tool.
I'm pretty sure it's only 2 to 3 /pol/ false flaggers posting in this thread. Either that, or /tg/ hates gaming all teh sudden. Which I would believe given that the entire site has been overrun by these casual gamer faggots who need to be killed. I seriously hope the killings start soon. I won't be part of it but I have seen people posting on cuckchan abotu it and I wouldn't be surprised if some nerd goes berserk and kicks casuals out of his game store. I know if I ever started a game store and some hipster came in I would look for an excuse to ban him from my store.
No.228013
>>228007
You just keep telling yourself that. Your life is really going places by hugging MtG and tabletop games for dear life and letting everything else go. Thing is, most of us here understand the difference between a hobby and an obsession.
No.228014
>>228012
>I'm pretty sure it's only 2 to 3 /pol/ false flaggers posting in this thread. Either that, or /tg/ hates gaming all teh sudden.
Holy fuck you actually believe this?
No.228016
>>228011
Oh really? And how did I act like a complete twit, BESIDES breaking down and flipping out at this cunt's friends over Facebook after they made up bullshit like "she might kill herself" to manipulate me into getting back together with her.
It's complete bullshit because I am sseriously starting to doubt she loved me. I think that, like you faggots, she was a pro-Mormon pro-child cunt who just wanted a little bitch boy to pump out some kids.
same thing happened with my friend. He got with some chick and 5 months later they were pregnant. i hate their shitspawn. They took my friend away and every day I pray for him to be hit by a truck and released from his misery.
I swear to god if there was a way to sterilize humans with radiation I'd build a gigantic fucking microwave beam and ram it into every fat cunt I see on the street. I am so fucking sick of children. I fucking loved Sandy Hook, those parents are better off now, they deserve it for having had children in the first place.
Holy fucking shit I tried to be civil in this thread but you fuckers have made me lose my mind.
I am not even allowed to have a relationship without squirting out shitspawn to baby over and feed.
I am so sick of this neochristian faggot society that wants everyoen to devote 18 years of their life to raising some shit spawn that gives them NOTHING. No pleasure or entertainment, unless you are the kind of simpleton shit who enjoys watching school plays or watching some six year old retard fumble with a frisbee.
Go fuck yourselves, all of you. I seriously hope all of you are infertile. Actually, no, I hope you do have kids, so I don't have to, and i hope you suffer just like the suffering I see in my friend's eyes every day. Begging for release. He is dead inside, and I am alive. The only thing that makes me sad is losing a GF and having to find another. But I will, because this thread is full of jealous R9K faggots who think they can't find a GF because of feminism or whatever. No, do you know why you don't have qt gf like I did? BEcause you don't want one. Because you literally tried not to. You fuckign pathetic faggots. And for those of you who do ahve girlfirends, enjoy when she gets fat and ugly and unfuckable after the kids stretch her snatch to ungodly proportions.
I'll have the extra money to buy D&D 6e while you'll have to wait for spare money after spending it on baby toys and pacifiers.
Have fun having 50% of the money you worked so hard for, in that 100k job you went to school for years for, going to some shitspawn that doesn't matter. You fucking motherfuckers. One day you will be begging for release, and you iwll remember me, and I will jsut laugh.
No.228017
>>228014
Seeing as this shit-tier website doesn't even have a poster count, yes, I do.
>>228013
>Your life is really going places by hugging MtG and tabletop games for dear life and letting everything else go.
You mean letting children go.
> Thing is, most of us here understand the difference between a hobby and an obsession.
You mean the difference between a casual and a true gamer. You are the casual. I would kick you out of my group in an instant if you showed up you fucking flannel wearing fuck.
No.228018
>>228012
>>228016
>>228017
Anon, you're so charming! I still can't fathom how any woman could keep herself away from you, even if they can't have your glorious spergbabies.
No.228023
>>228022
>No, you let a lot more than that go.
Such as?
No.228030
>>228016
Make sure you let her know clearly that you dont want children first hand instead of 4 years down the road.
Will save a lot of time whining on an imageboard that doesnt care about you or anybody else for that matter.
No.228034
>>228017
>You mean letting children go.
No, you let a lot more than that go.
>You mean the difference between a casual and a true gamer. You are the casual. I would kick you out of my group in an instant if you showed up you fucking flannel wearing fuck.
Lolwtf. That is some serious fucking projection. And don't flatter yourself, normalfags will avoid associating with you because they can see the nerdrage written all over your face. I doubt you would ever really have the luxury of kicking a guy out of your group because you would sooner be the guy who's getting kicked out. You also seem like one of those dumbasses who's convinced himself that being a socially autistic fuck somehow makes him a better player or worthy of "cred" because of how "serious" he is. Mate, I pity your fool ass.
Honestly, I suspect you're a distinctly worse player than most of us given your inability to understand people or big-picture thinking.
No.228037
>>228017
>Seeing as this shit-tier website doesn't even have a poster count, yes, I do.
…so you think 3 polacks have posted around a hundred times each just to mess with you while all of /tg/ ignored the thread? You do realize how ridiculously implausible this shit is, right?
No.228040
>>228037
If someone really cared about fucking with this guy they would have posted the thread on /cow/ already.
No.228044
One last post before the glorious Anchor of Chrow brings this thread down to the depths of oblivion where it belongs.
OP at no point in this thread have you been civil to those who disagreed with you and that is the fundamental problem.
You sperged out on your girlfriend in your OP, you spergred out at people who disagreed with you, you sperged out at your friend and your gf's family/friends and you sperged out again when people called you an autist grand mal.
You lash out way out of proportion when it comes to kids and it reveals some kind of insecurity or autism. It was never just about "forcing" you to have kids, it was about you being the biggest asshat about it. Let me repeat this….
IT WAS NEVER JUST ABOUT YOU HAVING KIDS. IT WAS ABOUT YOU NOT WANTING KIDS AND BEING THE BIGGEST ASSHAT ABOUT IT.
Civility, etiquette, empathy these are things you clearly lack, or at least lack when children are involved. Had you controlled your autism and been less emotional about this this could have gone away, a bump on the road of you life. Instead you are burning bridges irl, and are now considered to be the biggest pile of crap since Virt got banned.
Since you can't be reasoned with I turn now to the few anons still in this thread, don't become like OP. Don't let /tg/ or MtG or anything become your everything, balance your life. If children are something you want, great! If not, that is perfectly fine too! Just become more than yourself, kids or not, house or not, fuck buddy or not, doesn't matter so long as you become the man that Mr Rogers, Bob Ross, and Mr. T knew you could be, the man you always could be, the man that you WILL be.
Sidenote: What is it with Arizona and producing the biggest of Autists?
No.228046
>>228044
The heat fucks with the mind man.
No.228047
>>228034
>No, you let a lot more than that go.
Such as?
> Lolwtf. That is some serious fucking projection. And don't flatter yourself, normalfags will avoid associating with you because they can see the nerdrage written all over your face. I doubt you would ever really have the luxury of kicking a guy out of your group because you would sooner be the guy who's getting kicked out. You also seem like one of those dumbasses who's convinced himself that being a socially autistic fuck somehow makes him a better player or worthy of "cred" because of how "serious" he is. Mate, I pity your fool ass.
I've never been kicked from a group.
> Honestly, I suspect you're a distinctly worse player than most of us given your inability to understand people or big-picture thinking.
No I do understand people and big picture thinking. I also think it's fucking stupid because the big picture is, you will die, and be forgotten, and that is all that matters. I am not wasting 20 years of life wiping shit just to be "rememebred" you fuckign faggot.
No.228049
>>228044
> Just become more than yourself, kids or not, house or not, fuck buddy or not, doesn't matter so long as you become the man that Mr Rogers, Bob Ross, and Mr. T knew you could be, the man you always could be, the man that you WILL be.
This is the stupidest fucking shit I've ever heard faggot.
I am already more than you ever will be, no matter how many children you have.
No.228070
>>227996
>I have outlined loads of reasons why I shouldn't have children.
And I have agreed with them.
I agree mostly because I'd rather you 'manned-up,' got a vasectomy, and stopped whining about women being women– but I agree.
Your failure to communicate your relationship endgame wasted a good chunk of the fertile portion of your gf's life. I know you don't care about this, both because you're a man and not a breeder, but menopause and limited fertility is a thing she has to consider. Wasting her fertile years is about the worst thing you could do to her if she wants a family.
So I understand her. She's just being a woman. But you? You may as well whine about the sky being blue, or water wet. It won't change anything.
What bugs me is your terrible attitude, OP, and your shit behavior in this thread. I couldn't care less about your relationship troubles, but your being a dick– going full sperglord and anticipating sympathy? Fuck off.
>>228016
>Oh really? And how did I act like a complete twit, [more blogshit].
You kept shitposting in your own advice thread, you whiny faggot, and then had the audacity to ask why it stank so much in here.
No.228074
>>228010
>me thinking chans are places for enlightened discussion.
>half my responses to you were shitposts.
WEW
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Honestly though nigga you need to lurk more
>>228044
checked
>Virt got banned.
can we call up chrow, i'm bretty sure dis faggot be virt.
I remember some time in last meta thread the faggot was biding his time and this is inline with his FUCK YOU IF YOU DO ANYTHING BUT OBSESSIVELY FOCUS ON MY CAMPAIGN shit.
His one note.
This nigga can't even into lolcow.
That or nihilist-kun
hard to tell
No.228102
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>>228074
This baby-man can't be Virt. Mr. Macaroni was way more mature and capable of semi-intelligent thought.
And I don't think highly of Virt.
I mean someone needs to tell this guy "Anonymous" isn't just one person's user name, but I guess when your only other internet experience is Facebook, and Reddit, that's what you'd expect.
Now, OP, to summarize this thread, because I'm sure you still don't get it:
You came to the wrong neighborhood, and you got got, son. Now get the fuck out of here. Nothin personnel, kid.
No.228108
>>228044
>since Virt got banned.
I was just wondering where that giant faggot went.
No.228111
>>228102
>You came to the wrong neighborhood, and you got got, son. Now get the fuck out of here.
No.
Fuck off and kill yourself.
>>228074
Who the fuck is Virt?
No.228116
OP, why have you not posted her nudes yet? You obviously don't give a fuck about her so it shouldn't matter if you do or not. I don't give a fuck about your crying about how you lost the last girl who'll give you the time of day and nobody else here does either. We MIGHT be able to at least sympathize a tiny bit, but I wouldn't bet on it if I were you
No.228117
>>228111
one trick pony that only autism allows me to remember.
Whined about people, was weird, thought highly of himself
No.228127
>>228111
You don't belong here, boy.
I cite >>227924 as the point when it is obviously this is not the board for you. Someone isn't paying attention to your Tumblr-tier blogshittery, and trying to act like /tg/ about your personal big gay trainwreck, and you accuse them of being Reddit.
You're the one who needs to go kill himself.
You don't belong. This place isn't for your kind. I'm truly sorry you were molested as a child, but that's not our fault. You need to take accountability, sooner or later, kiddo. You shouldn't have been such a tease.
No.228134
>>228116
Why do you want her nudes? Not enough women on the internet for you to jack off to?
No.228136
>>228127
>You don't belong here, boy.
Oh shit okay I'll leave your super sekrit club ;^)
Fuck off back to 2005 faggot chans aren't a fucking underground thing anymore and you need to deal with that.
>>228117
I still have no idea who you are talking about. Unless you are tryign to refer to me.
No.228141
>>228136
You're on /tg/ which is a board for tabletop gaming, not a board for being a big faggot because your uncle touched you in the no-no zone. This is why you don't belong here.
/tg/ is not for you, buckaroo!
Go make a Tumblr.
Go bitch about how you hate kids, because your parents never taught you about stranger danger.
Keep insisting how easy it is to get a girlfriend, and how much sex you have, in hopes people don't realize how obviously gay you are.
/tg/ is about tabletop games, not you.
I bet you can't roleplay for shit.
I bet your That GM.
I know your That Guy.
No.228144
>>226793
>Why does a world of 7 billion people need even more to deal damage to the environment and take up precious jobs that there already aren't enough of?
>Having kids is selfish and retarded.
Liberal faggot Jew detected
No.228158
>>228141
>/tg/ is about tabletop games,
That's why I am here. Whereas you all are casual gamers who clearly have NO LOYALTY to roleplaying games and instead care abuot outdated social mores. You fucking conservacucks. I can't wait til you all die. Libercucks are even worse but you are almost as bad.
No.228161
>>228158
You're big homo. This thread isn't about tabletop games. It's about you being a big homo.
No.228164
>>228161
Now now, if OP were a homo, he could easily find a partner and have all kinds of sex without the possibility of children. This faggot's problem is that he wants to waste fertile women's time by getting his dick wet without breeding.
I know it's hard to tell because of OP's reckless faggotry, but 'Autismo de Columbine' here is not a homo.
No.228166
>>228161
>You're big homo.
Ooh! ooh! you have learned to talk like ape! congratulations! we celebrate by banging stick on tree to make big celebrations!
No.228169
>>228164
>This faggot's problem is that he wants to waste fertile women's time by getting his dick wet without breeding.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this and you are yet to prove what there is.
This woman has no right to complain. She could have brought this up early. She wasted four years of her own time, and mine.
No.228170
>>228169
A fertile woman wasting four of the best years of her life on you has no right to complain.
Do go on.
No.228175
>>228170
>A fertile woman wasting four of the best years of her life on you has no right to complain.
How the fuck is 21 to 25 the best years of her life? trust me, according to the r9k shit you fags believe in she can EASILY find another man willing to breed with her and be her cuck slave.
No.228177
>>228170
>>228170
>A fertile woman wasting four of the best years of her life on you has no right to complain.
How the fuck is 21 to 25 the best years of her life? trust me, according to the r9k shit you fags believe in she can EASILY find another man willing to breed with her and be her cuck slave.
No.228178
>>228166
Ah, clinging to minor grammatical mistakes: the bread and butter of intelligent argument.
No.228181
>>228175
You are the /r9k/ shit here, and you should leave.
No.228186
>you're /r9k/!
Nope. Sexual realist, redpilled MGTOW here.
A woman's prospects for marriage are best prior to 25. By being with you during that time, she has wasted some of her prime sexual value without getting a father/husband out of the deal.
You got the better end of the deal, but you used her, because she wants a family and you want no such thing.
No.228192
>>228178
He forgot an article. Wow. Big deal.
>>228186
I came here to see how was the arguing going. And… I'm surprised to see it's still going. Like wtf.
No.228193
>>228186
Needing to have the last word is a helluva drug. lulz.
No.228197
Still not seeing any nudes in here.
No.228201
>>228181
How am I r9k? Im the one who got a GF instead of whining about how it's impossible, and going on about how all women should have children.
Case in point: >>228186
No.228204
>>228201
Uh huh.
YOU said your GF wanted kids. I said NOTHING about 'all women,' save to point out where she fell in the reality of the Sexual Marketplace.
Keep putting words in my mouth and ignore what I said about how you screwed up your GF's prospects for a decent husband, OP. I'm sure that will make you feel better.
No.228223
Since this thread is on it's way to oblivion, I figured this would be the best time to say this.
OP, as everyone can see, has many, many, emotional issues that lay deep within his ego. As Freud-Anon posted, it might deal with an unresolved issue stemming from his early childhood, probably involving his sister.
I also theorize a scat fetish in there, after all, he always goes on about shit. Perhaps even a diaper fetish is involved with this. It would be an amazingly taboo fantasy if its combined Freud-Anon theories. Alas, we can't be certain.
We can however, confirm, OP is projecting, hard. He came here, in sorrow, hoping to find solidarity and NEET-dom. He assumed we were all anti-Western, anti-social gamers.
We probably couldn't relate to him, but we felt sympathetic, because, even the Grandest of Wizard is still one of us at the end of the day, and one of us distraught hurts us on some level all of us.
So we came, we offered heart felt advice, we tried to mend to relationship. He yelled back like a child, but we stifled our laughter, after all, OP was distraught.
Then we talked, we mentioned the merits of white children, or even having children. How childish this was, and how his reasons for it weren't noble, but selfish, and how OP was either a sociopath, or was mentally and emotionally stunted.
Then he came back, and we saw the truth, OP is nothing but a cry baby. He's not fit for an adult relationship, or even a romantic relationship. We then studied him, and shitposted, and baited. He bite every time, regardless of hook or worm. He went into a deep discussion of Psycho-analysis, which ended with "NOU".
He projected about being a cuck, and SJW, and a leftist. Calling other people these terrible things, with no basis for it, then when called out, he threw a tantrum that could embarrass Chris-chan.
He came in here, without knowing board culture, or even *chan culture worked, or the demo of the site, thinking he would get sympathy, and a pat on the back. Instead, we fed him the truth, and he decided everyone was his enemy.
OP, I initially came into this thread on a lark, then posted with legitimate advice, and then to shit post. The fun of shit posting is starting to anchor (like this thread), and all we are left is a lulcow of epic proportions.
OP, you are broken, and you need help, before you harm another or yourself. You say your GF is 21, and you dated her for 4 years. Assuming you started dating at the first time you met, she met you when she was 17.
What 17 year old starts off a relationship with "I want kids". No, three/four years into a relationship is a normal time to start talking about this. You survived the humps, and by this point, the relationship should be routine. In fact, the only part about this not being normal is you yelling "I'm a manchild! Hear me cry!!". You not only isolated yourself from your parents, her parents, and her. You also isolated yourself from at least one friend, and probably more as time goes on. You say you'll always have a few 'core' friends, but people die, people move, people stop gaming. Every woman you meet, will at some level, want children, or as you get older, will have them.
This you can't avoid, it's how life works.
You came here Columbine, looking for advice, as your OP said. We simply gave it to you. Whether you take this advice and use it to become a better person, or as I fear, you see nothing but enemies disagreeing without reflection, is irrelevant. We ultimately gave you what you came here for, the truth.
OP, I pled one more time, please, get help.
If one good thing that can be said about this triad, in all it's triteness, it's that it's brought /tg/ together. Between me, virt, Chrow, and the countless anon's that make up this great community, we can all say one thing. At least we aren't Columbine, the Omega.
No.228236
>>228223
Dude you're fucking retarded she's 25 now she was 21 when we started dating.
Learn2read
No.228241
>>228236
And I pity her for having wasted some of the best years of her life on a delusional twit like you. I truly do.
No.228247
>>228223
Jerry!
Jerry!
Jerry!
No.228260
>>228223
I would have sex with you for the sole purpose of procreation
No.228338
>>228241
Again, they are not and she will EASILY be able to find another mate. At least that's what you r9k twats believe, and it's one of the few things you are right about.
No.228363
>>228338
You really don't get that you're the /r9k/ twat, here. You're the faggot bitching about your life, and trying to prove how much of a robot you are. Fucking retard.
The namefag won. The thread is over. Stop pretending you're /tg/ and go back to Tumblr, or /r9k/, or Reddit, or wherever your not banned.
No.228367
Let me just say that the OP is the biggest fag I have ever seen on /tg/. In fact, he's not just a fag, he's a complete waste of space.
>hates babies
>has no ambitions
>disrespectful towards his friends and loved ones
>only achievement in life is playing traditional board games
>so unlikable an entire forum nepalese flip-book fans hates his guts
Please, OP, shoot yourself in the dick.
>>228001
>Exactly my point. If more babies were killed or just not born in the first place, it'd be a better world. At least for me.
Oh, the edge!
>Get fucked. I doubt you even have one.
That's not exactly a credential that's hard to get, unless you're a fag and a sperglord.
No.228368
>>228049
>I am already more than you ever will be, no matter how many children you have.
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No.228391
Just for the record this is who they are saying you are worse than. The guy who comes in a player's macaroni in order to get around him cheating.
No.228399
>>228338
Way to miss the point.
We never said she couldn't find a mate. Finding someone to have sex with you is easy as a woman. Finding someone to commit to you is not.
She's a 6/10 with a big nose who's past 25, but skinny (all you said about her, really.) She's gonna have a hard time locking down a quality husband. Yeah, she might get a beta cuck, but what woman really wants that?
Since she wanted a family/normal relationship all along, she'd have had a much better go of it if she were 21 and got to partner off again without meeting you. $$YOU WERE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO HER IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS, OP.$$
Keep straw-manning using r9k and what they believe rather than addressing the arguments laid before you, OP. I'm sure you'll eventually convince someone, maybe even yourself.
No.228409
>>228399
I don't need to convince you. And if I've prevented this girl from having children, all the better. She'll thank me in ten years.
No.228426
>>228409
Damnit OP, where the fuck are her nudes? Deliver or get the fuck out of here.
No.228434
>tfw ex-girlfriend and I can still talk like two reasonable adults after our breakup
>tfw she even apologizes for answering late
>tfw we both wish each other the best of luck before we part
Damn, it sure feels great not to be an emotionally abusive cunt! You should try it some time, OP.
No.228487
No.228501
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She wanted kids so she could divorce your ass and siphon money and resources from you through alimony.
You better hope to god you can find out anyone she might have slept with other than you in the upcoming months so she doesn't call out "You got me pregnant, pay child support." Also consider saving up enough money to pay for a paternity test, and collect any and all evidence to help you in the case that she takes you to court to hopefully get money from you.
You might have to consider the possibility that she was cheating on you, got pregnant with someone else, getting dumped, and then trying to pass the child off as yours.
Previous experience. Women are fucking monsters.
No.228510
>>228501
>You might have to consider the possibility that she was cheating on you, got pregnant with someone else, getting dumped, and then trying to pass the child off as yours.
OP here, this is quite possible.
No.228516
>>228501
You seem jaded, anon. We're big on skepticism but there's a difference between skepticism and cynicism. Just because you had a shitty experience doesn't mean every woman is like that.
>>228510
Don't kid yourself. You're just looking for excuses to hate her and pretend she's the bad guy. It's fucking pathetic how your brain shuts down hard on anything that does not match your worldview and will gobble up anything that could remotely support your desire to be angry.
Holy shit you are pathetic.
No.228549
>>228501
>toned
Opinion discarded right there.
Also,
>implying looking good because you exercise is a bad thing
Nigga, that's the reason why half the people on earth exercise.
>>228516
Seriously, this. Everything about this. I'm glad to see not everyone is happy to jump on the "women are literally doublehitler"-train.
No.228624
>>228516
>Don't kid yourself. You're just looking for excuses to hate her and pretend she's the bad guy. It's fucking pathetic how your brain shuts down hard on anything that does not match your worldview and will gobble up anything that could remotely support your desire to be angry.
I'm just angry she kept it from me.
And I wouldn't be surprised if she was pregnant. I'll keep track of the dates, and see if she ends up giving birth within time.