No.227853
So /tg
You have studied dusty tomes and scrolls of the highest autism and meditated like a hermit neet.
Now you are ready to answer questions the gods are fearful to pose
Round 1
Skaven, drow, red dragon
Fuck, marry, kill
No.227855
>fuck drow
>marry red dragon
>kill skaven
Come on now, the answer is obvious.
No.227862
>>227855
i agree with the fuck drow but marrying the dragon seems tedious and less reciprocal. skaven seems easier to manage.
No.227863
>>227855
>evil detected
I'd fuck the drow and for the greater good kill the red dragon.
Unfortunately then I'd have to take one for the team and marry the skaven. Good thing they don't live too long…right?
No.227865
>>227863
I hope you wanted to play STD Pokemon, because you're gonna catch them all.
No.227869
>>227865
Good thing marriage can be sexless.
No.227877
>Fuck rat thing
>Marry Dragon
>Kill Drow.
Fucking a rat is less degenerate than fucking a slaaneshi
No.227878
Fuck dragon, marry drow, kill skaven.
Skaven women are horrific flesh factories. Fuck the dragon once, then rape the drow until she learns her proper place.
No.227880
>>227853
Kill Drow
Fuck Dragon
Marry Skaven?.
You guys aren't even trying to have new experiences, no wonder all fantasy settings are the same lame stuff.
I wonder how a Skaven marriage looks like, and if you can make a sitcom out of "My Skaven Wife"
Or husband.
No.227905
Round 2 /tg
illithid,, Gnoll, or Cheshire cat Monster girl
Fuck Marry Kill
No.227906
>>227905
You're shitting me right?
No.227908
>>227905
Fuck the Monster Girl
Kill the Gnoll
Marry the Illithid
No.227909
>>227905
Fuck Illithid
Mary Monster Girl
Kill Gnoll
No.227910
>>227905
>>227908
>>227909
How strange that my intuition tells me these three posts are from a same person
No.227912
>>227910
What makes you think that?
No.227913
>>227855
Red dragon waifu would be marrying into money. Only smart choice.
No.227916
>>227853
Fuck a drag
Fight Marry a drow
Or the reverse either is good
Kill the beastman.
>>227880
Skaven breeders are massive creates with thousands of chitterlings kids nibbling away at it.
Skaven men would sell you for a whiff of warpstone.
The only answer is death.
>>227905
Fuck, iliithid
Marry faggot cat
Kill (grassy) gnoll
>>227912
he's a gnoll fag
No.227921
>>227912
Muh Illithid
It's the one guy on this board that can't shut up about Illithids
>>227916
>he's a gnoll fag
Lmao
The selection was set up to try and troll people who like gnolls. You don't need to be a "gnollfag" to see that. If it was set up so much as 6 months ago it wouldn't have the same connotations and the expected result could even be that gnolls are the popular choice.
Some people on this board since then have such a hate boner for that race it's a wonder if it touches one of their numerous insecurities
And you know what the Illithid guy is also all about hurr durr I hate gnolls so that corroborates above point.
It's all a matter of connecting dots.
Saying "Gnoll, Anime shit and My Little Tentacle Rape" on this board is like saying "MRA, SJW and 5 Guys" respectively on RPG.net. It's entirely a predictable result as people that will answer will do so along the expectations of their peers as if it was a confirmation. BURN GNOLLS AND FUCK MONSTER GIRLS AMIRITE GUIZE?!!!?? Once upon a time - maybe you forced yourselves to forget - gnolls were just some cool RPG race, then people started to hate ironically on them because of the whole "furry amirite guize" and whatnot, and as time goes on and the channer's mind naturally evolves towards pointless extremisms that hate turned actually totally serious for the sole reason that you'd make yourself believe it is hateable, while if I asked you why'd you be hating you'd sperg game setting reasons (therefore ridiculously invalid but who cares amirite guize) about how they're smelly and stupid and all because yeah, there's only one setting, they're not a fictional race, and that totally justify your anti-passion. Meanwhile right next to that you'd go and say the Illithids that are, as far as I see, elderly squids that can only be evil and exist to eat your brain by stuffing their appendices in your nose, this you'd fuck. I know how it goes. I think anyone with a flake of sense sees well what's happening in that case; and so we all know, save for those that force-want to believe otherwise, that the whole "fictional race feud" going on with gnolls is some matter of hilariously pointless social politics about what should be hated or whatever. You could choose to see gnolls without the "furry" politics, without the "other people like it and they're autists" politics, and like them or not for yourself, abstracting even the fact that they are a fictional race and one can never say "gnoll" neither can they say "illithid" or "kobold" without first giving the precise setting of reference such as "D&D 3.5" or "D&D 5E", which speaking of I found absolutely mind-boggling how so many here could not grasp this basic concept but, in the end, all that was to say:
No, Anon, just because someone likes a fantasy race does not mean he's a "X-fag", I'll appreciate if you respect other's likes and tastes, as far as you wish them to respect yours anyway. Can you go one day without trying to start a fictional race war?
No.227923
>>227921
>muh Illithid
Anon… I don't know how to tell you this but I just want to fug something with tentacles and marry something cute. Which leaves only the kill option for the gnoll. I have not once seen someone on this board who was obsessed with illithids.
No.227933
I mean Jesus is fucking a gnoll is wrong then fucking an Illithid is three times wronger. If you're scared of being a "furry freak" by lusting for some puffy humanoid please try not to think about what sort of freak you'd be for lusting over picture related.
>>227923
If I'm a gnollfag for liking gnolls then why shouldn't that apply to you that brings Illithid into each race discussion. And why isn't this other dude a Dwarffag, and why should any of these three be necessarily seen more negatively as the other? It's what I'm talking about. We can all make bullshit arguments that won't even matter because it's tastes and preferences over fictional races that cannot really be set in stone unless you all agree we need a Politburo of the Imaginarium to regulate and police our mutual imaginations.
You want me to blow your mind?
Who would NOT want to marry a gnoll?
Especially as a fucking tabletop player?
First I eliminate those weak contestants obviously chosen because your tastes are shit and you are really lame losers that suck at life.
>Illithid
I think I went over that already. Also, aren't they sexless?
>"Monster Girls"
Boy!
I'm into little girls, Pokemon and treating human people as mentally assisted pets… Waiiiit a minute
Now I tell you all the reason why it would be so fucking cool to marry an actual "gnoll"
>Marrying
That implies it is consensual.
Implying that, regardless of you want it or not, the other side wants it. Gnolls now, aren't some bullshit "elemental" race or created for some boring singular purpose like kill the world or stuff…As far as most D&D books went. They're kind of an "indigenous" race like humans and others, that are just dropped there and live on the land. The resulting social structure therefore permits bonds, all that stuff. Therefore, you're regarded as "mate", "packmate", "companion", whatever, meaning that, holy shit, your fucking wife is a gnoll dude
Gnolls are a matriarchal species. The sexual dychtomia is on the side of the female gender meaning they are stronger and occupy the role equivalent of the human male's.
She's gonna stand up FOR you
She's gonna take care of shit FOR you
You can go and play your tabletop shit all you want because she's gonna want to run the place and get the job
She'll usually be the one to come asking for lovings
Anyone fucking with you will face 7ft and about 350lbs of serious hurt average according to 3.5E
She can take you on any hunting (and not the pussy white male way for assholes actual hunting for actual surviving and natural cycle with bows and shit) or camping or survival trip
It's the fucking apocalypse out there and she'll just tear anyone that looks like a threat to you apart because you're the other half of her pack and gnolls are obsessed with that, no matter the fucking size because it's a fucking gnoll and gnolls get fucking rabid when they want to kill. Who cares really how "evil" gnolls can get in X setting? It's married to you!
She's also comfortably warm and fuzzy in bed and you just have to get used to the "natural hyena musk"
You can just teach her to brush her teeth and take baths I mean it's not a fucking critter the same way you're not a chimpanzee
No.227934
>>227933cont
(Eh I like this exercise too much do I not)
(You better not be fucking cunts then and make this all wasted time ok?)
Does that mean you have to abandon your "masculinity" ? (I already hear you idiots coming off like "whaa whaa cuck")
Honestly why?
You have plenty of women that get a job too in a marriage. Maybe she'll like it if you show you're not some fucking floor mop too. You still have the dick and you still do the fucking (or so some say). Maybe you wanted to do it because she's not some sissy or manipulative bullshitter. And it's a fucking cross-race marriage, what do you know about how it will exactly play out? Maybe the "usual" authority order will still play out in your favour.
Alternatively, if you married a gnoll it's maybe because you didn't want to have the traditional "strong husband" role and you're okay with that.
Can you form an emotional bond with your mate?
With a gnoll you can (by some book interpretations that would look like Stockholm syndrome lmao)
With an Illithid you CAN'T
With a monster girl… Dude come on man. Too fucking young and dumb.
Now physically.
You have the settings that depict them so horrible it's Skaven-like
You have the settings that depict them like normal hyena-things
Since you cuckoos are talking about fucking evil elderly squids I'm gonna assume we're talking about the NICEST versions of each creature.
You're a furry: I don't care.
You're not a furry: I don't care either.
That appeals to you: gg
That rebukes you: consider all the above still and then compare it with what you can do with the competition.
I rest my case.
No.227938
>>227921
> You don't need to be a "gnollfag" to see that.
First time I've seen this shit, the only time i've met a gnollfag is when they pushed for their own month and whinge in the race thread, whatever it was.
So no, i would not say that is common to be aware of this.
Mind you if the association of faggotcat, mindflayer and anthro-hyena is so fucking triggering that you flip out like this you might want to look into it.
>Some people on this board since then have such a hate boner for that race it's a wonder if it.
What.
>It's all a matter of connecting dots.
man i am glad i made that comment about grass g(k)nolls
>that rant
fuck anon
I kinda proved my point.
Fuck this is so badly formatted and organized it's actually impenetrable and I've got about 100 pages of academic and legal texts to slug through today.
>likes a fantasy race does not mean he's a "X-fag
Yes, it actually does when you go to this length to defend it and get this autistic about it.
>Can you go one day without trying to start a fictional race war?
Yes, most of my life infact you autist
3rd pic related
i want anti gnoll raps
No.227940
>>227938
So basically your counterpoint is:
"I hate and insult you!"
k.
No.227943
>>227938
>and I've got about 100 pages of academic and legal texts to slug through today.
Oh I didn't see that
…Then why don't you just go back to it?
Me thinks you just dismiss it as "impenetrable" because you only come to sperg and not consider the very valid points brought on the table. Now it's not like I came here expecting in-depth intellectual reflexion in the subject but… Well let's say you're not saving my expectations of lawyers either.
No.227945
>>227940
>So basically your counterpoint is:
>"I hate and insult you!"
i did have a small counterpoint up with the this shit is common I have not seen the "hate boners" speak of, though if you speak for the gnolls i think they should be silenced in that you carry yourself poorly.
That being said, if that is what you took away from my piece then, i'm not sure if it would be productive to talk to you any further.
As i again indicated with my text, you reacted far to badly.
and you fucking explained yourself poorly
>>227943
>…Then why don't you just go back to it?
Taking a lunch break.
it's 12
>Me thinks you just dismiss it as "impenetrable" because you only come to sperg,
i have not given a strong emotional response, i have not acted emotionally. The comment you responded to was a throwaway observations and included no attacks on your character, (if you do not understand "fag" as a suffix then that is not my problem), You assertion is groundless insofar as i can see.
>not consider the very valid points brought on the table.
no what i said was the formation.
You could have for sake of easy reading broke the block into short, rhythmic text lines or even long ones that make it easier to read, as your own writing style is of common stock and emotional bend.
No.227949
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>>227933
>>227916
actually with monster girls unless you're alpha as fuck they're likely going to dominate you more than a gnoll. /monster/ likes that.
Also a chershire cat girl won't be you treating it like a pokemon it will be it turning your house into a 'funhouse' that you cannot excape. They are beings that can manipulate space so that when you walk out your front door you end up in your living room if they want to. They can whisper in your ear 24 hours a day to annoy you too and other bs.
And they will use all this to troll you and generally be annoying. It will annoy you and try to get you to have sex with it through normal and magical means with dubious consent and be a total bitch about it. There's no way to end your torment until you give in to it's demands to have sex with it. Even then it probably won't stop.
At the very end she'll probably say something like "chill It's just a prank bro!" That's how they treat people they 'love' so I don't wanna know how they treat someone they hate.
In other words I'm saying kill the fuck out of that chershire because if you could actually manage it
1) You've removed what is basically a powerful kender with bullshit abilities from the world
2) You'd probably be the only person in the world who could boast such a thing. Otherwise there's a pretty high chance of it being impossible.
honestly I'd rather fuck a gross illithid like pic related or a gnoll even if the gnoll was just a regular overgrown hyena than give a chershire a chance at my dick or god forbid marry it.
You can get help from a church for gnoll std's or illithid ptsd and shit like that. Marrying a chershire lasts forever. (that might even be literal because I forget whether they can manipulate time or not or whether they can manipulate time perception or not)
Other than that if the illithid were to actually like me and not suck my brains or turn me into a potato slave out then marry it and fuck the gnoll.
If the illithid were to try to mentally dominate me in the marriage that's annoying as shit but i guess not too different from regular women.
The gnoll however will try to physically dominate you which is less annoying but sill a bitch to deal with. At least she will be affectionate. If you're able to dominate her then she might become subservient to you and be manageable. They are pack animals after all and even if she isn't used to being being under a male she is used to being under someone else (pack leader of course). At least these guys love their families even if they do fight sometimes.
I guess it matters after all whether you see yourself as being mentally strong or physically strong.
No.227951
>>227949
(Same guy)
Actually reading more about illithids they're kinda irredeemable assholes. kill the chershire fuck the illithid marry the gnoll.
No.227954
>>227933
>>227934
Holy shit this rant was so unnecessary and has so little to do with what you replied to that I can't even imagine what kind of an autist you are.
Why in the hell do you go to such lengths to protect your gnolls? Why would you get so mad at an imageboard that you have to post shit like:
>BURN GNOLLS AND FUCK MONSTER GIRLS AMIRITE GUIZE?!!!?
What you are doing is basically equivalent to starting three SU threads on /co/ at the same time, all of which with a picture attached that has "tumblr" in the file name. You only attract hate and ridicule with this defensive behaviour. I can't wrap my head around it.
I like gnolls, they look funny and you can tell interesting stories with them, I like the shiposting in the race threads with the "muh superior species" stuff because it is just that, shitposting. But you are truly a gnoll fag.
No.227956
>>227949
>actually with monster girls unless you're alpha as fuck they're likely going to dominate you more than a gnoll. /monster/ likes that.
>not surrending to be a cumpum
I swear you must be a paladindu
No.227958
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>>227956
>>227956
and you must be bernie sanders
No.227960
>>227958
I had a good chuckle at that. Since we are discussing monstergirls already:
I really dislike the narrative in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia. On one hand because it is just so unintentionally and stupidly grimdark, with the forces of evil literally winning through mass rape (genorape?). On the other because I like the monster girl aesthetic but sweeping them all under the rug of "oh they are all rapists" is just so… lame. I still want to fuck'em, don't misunderstand me, but this whole thing just makes them all so bland. I dare say even more bland than just making them humans with some additional traits.
There was some thread about making a new monster girl setting some months ago but it didn't go anywhere. Personally I'd discuss it again and see if we can get something better. I even have a vague model for a setting but I don't know if I should share it.
No.227964
>>227960
I forget the name, but there was a VN with light RPG elements where the story was that you're a crusader come to rid the world of ebil monstergirls…except that most of the time, the monstergirls don't need to straight-up rape people, they just need someone to make babies with. This leads to things like a peaceful cohabitation agreement between a village and the local harpy nest in which the village's men go to father birdkids every once in a while.
No.227966
>>227960
Despite it being a literal magical realm it has its few good roots.
There are many stories of knights or soldiers or wanderers doing crazy stuff like this and (while it may be totally oversaturated) Actual medieval folklore has these things in it.
Beowulf with the demon
Sailors and mermaids
Sphinxes
Fae creatures
Plenty are actual 'monster girls' just that they do different things for different reasons which I like.
I mean just this morning I heard of an old folk song called "Herr Mannelig" in which apparently a handsome knight is approached by a female mountain troll and proposed marriage. (It's in swedish though and the troll was ugly not like in pic related so the guy said no)
Monstergirls took something fairly interesting and that made the 'wandering the land' really bizarre and somewhat cool and turned it to crap.
But that doesn't change the fact that the slight amount of magical realm that existed before that was good in a way.
Even startrek had it's own sexual elements that made the adventure strange and new.
No.227967
>>227964
Do you happen to remember the in-game justification why they need humans to breed?
What do you think of monsterboys?
>>227966
In that vein Huldra and Hulderkerle apply really well, complete with plant features, monster features, supernatural powers and a sexual element.
No.227968
Wowie nice energy here but its time for round three
Chaotic neutral, true neutral, and lawful evil.
Fuck marry kill.
No.227969
>>227967
In-game justification was that monstergirls don't have males. Presumably they're magically created, I didn't play through the whole thing.
Monsterboys…eh.
>>227968
Fuck Chaotic Neutral, marry True Neutral, kill Lawful Evil.
Unless you want to be getting into crazy shenanigans your whole life, in which case fuck Lawful Evil, kill Lawful Evil, then marry Chaotic Neutral and True Neutral because fuck your rules.
No.227970
>>227969
>Monsterboys…eh.
Ayy guess you wouldn't like my idea.
>>227968
Kill: Chaotic Neutral
Fuck: True Neutral
Marry: Lawful Evil
At least in the casual way I handle alignment.
No.227973
>>227968
>A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil-after all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way.
>Neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion.
http://easydamus.com/trueneutral.html
Easy fuck chaotic neutral marry true neutral kill lawful evil
No.227976
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>227968
Stick my wick in crazy (CN)
Opposites attract (marry LE)
Kill the undecided (N)
No.227980
>>227945
>You could have for sake of easy reading broke the block into short, rhythmic text lines or even long ones that make it easier to read, as your own writing style is of common stock and emotional bend.
I think it's all one needs to read to see that you're just useless and full of shit. If all you are interested in is attacking people's writing style then why don't you take a boot up the ass and go become some mod on RPG.net.
This is 8chan, kiddo.
But you of course added the stupid picture and more useless "whaa whaa imma be an ass"
> i have not given a strong emotional response,
pffffffffffffft
What HAVE you given!
Just some pitiful forum bullshit. You talk and talk about how oh-smmart you are and we don't see any of it. Be a lawyer to me! … Or you're gonna go see the judge and your defense will be "your honour the defense is a gnollfag and I am too much of an asshole to listen to what he says therefore he is stupid"
Yeah sure. Just quit wasting space ok?
>The cancer that is killing /tg/
No.227982
>>227960
Dude monstergirls are just one giant fetish why the fuck you tryna be serious about it of course there's genorape and all that bullshit
No.227983
>>227982
>stop trying to be creative on /tg/
lel
No.227986
>>227982
Well gynorape isn't unheard of.
Half orcs are a probable product
Gnolls do it
People in real life did it
(Specially the russians and mongols)
with how crazy folklore can get I wouldn't be surprised if there was something like a creature that roved in groups and could abduct a whole village of men in one night and the next night they will be returned dazed, famished/fatigued and confused with no memory of the experience.
Afterwards their attempts at raising children may be cursed or something like that. The children will be sickly and small or the men will be infertile.
maybe the only children that come out are demonic or strange or dissapear into the forest after a month of seeming normal only to grow into more of these creatures.
No.227987
>>227986
not raising I mean conceiving children*
No.227988
>>227954
And I think you're an idiot. Don't tag me in your post if you're just gonna cherry pick one line and ignore all the rest. You just read the title of the book, as you hinted, and dismissed everything else. I can't wrap MY head about people like you. What's so fucking insecure about you that you can't stop calling people "gnollfags"?
I made one post.
You don't know me, the other posts I made, or anything. Which is great cause that's how a chan should work.
Yet, you leap like a rabid tumblurite yelling YOU TRULY ARE A GNOLLFAG OMG Y U DEFEND GNOLLS SO MUCH
I'll let you in a little secret.
You can't just say "yes" and "no". You have to actually write your arguments, and yes anon, that IS lenghty, and that is the norm. You have to present whatever makes you think one way.
I tell you what I think. I tell you why I think that, which is even more important. And you basically criticize me for this required explanation. Really anon, I just have to say good job.
Not. Quit trying to spin this your way. That is no defensive behaviour, but we do know you would like others to believe it was. If you "like gnolls" or whatever you'd recognize the arguments which are, in no way, actually defending them as things, but establishing how people like to jump on trends. That does not make me a gnollfag. I would do the same for any other race, character, anything. What it makes me is frankly frustrated at the lack of self-determination going around.
Jesus. And now I hope this whole circlejerk of ad hominems can be closed so we can go back to the actual thread topic.
No.227989
Wait, We don't know which one is male, female, shemale or herm
Can't choose between Drow tranny to fuck, or marrying a Male or a tranny dragon.
Vermin is vermin, so no.
No.227991
>>227949
Uhm… Do Illithids have social structures?
If yes, then it could change things.
>>227986
Yeah but
So far as I know monstergirls are that whole "cute anime" (I don't find it cute but…) affair. Why would it need any of this gynorape story? It just sounds like these shitty edgy MLP stories about wars and grit and more… Like really.
Gnolls, half-orcs, actual people, aren't anime girls with monster parts. How would you take gynorape seriously if it was done by monstergirls?
>Gnolls do it
Where
>Mongols
Not "Mongols"
Gengis Khan.
No.227992
No.227994
Was /tg/ usually this autistic or is it just the gnollfags that get all long-winded?
No.227995
>>227994
Maybe they're doing it for the lulz
No.227998
No.228004
>>227998
Lol. /tg/ is plenty autistic too don't put everything on gnollfags.
No.228019
>>227991
oh sorry about that, my bad.
I didn't mean to keep it in these cutesy style of anime but to take the regular style of high fantasy with a little of the style of actual folklore because it has legends and tales of weird shit happening and is frankly a bit edgy.
like how the boy who cried wolf got eaten at the end.
In many of grim's fairy tales tere are variations of the wolf and red riding hood story in which the wolf has rocks put into his body and he's thrown into a well. That is quite edgy but because it's just some fairytale story that's sorta just how things are.
It was meant to be a semi serious folklore tale in a tg setting, not really in some weird cutesy style or anything.
as for gnolls I thought I remember their demon worship made them do a 'kill everyone and rape the survivor slaves to death' sorta thing'
But you seem to be right, all I could find is their demon worship and this.
>A few gnolls are led, however, by warlocks who make powerful pacts with the demonic servants of Yeenoghu and guide the packs they lead through frightful visions paid for with even more horrific rituals. The most terrible of these is the Corruption of the Soul Consumed, where living victims are eaten alive by female hyenas who are then swiftly impregnated with evistros or barlguras formed from the tormented souls of the dead, a conception followed by an even swifter birth
>http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Gnoll
>Gnolls are widely known as raiders and slavers. In the middle of the night they attack a village or town, killing and eating guards and taking slaves. These slaves are then brutalized physically and mentally. This has become an art among many gnoll tribes. In fact many gnoll tribes have “tantekurash” or “spirit breakers” who are experts at breaking the wills of slaves. If the slave resists, he/she is eaten. Occasionally a slave’s mind becomes so broken they revere the brutality of their gnoll captors. They then become “kryshantel” or “savage souls” who follow their gnoll masters into battle as thralls.
>https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Gnoll_(5e_Race)
you're right I must've mixed something up.
No.228024
>>228019
Dude wow. If you're gonna marry a gnoll pick the tribe well.
No.228045
time for round 4 of FMK
Now you have the lovely choice between
Palladin
Druid
And Bard
No.228048
>>228045
Kill druid, Fuck Bard and Marry Paladin.
I am, the most predictable fucker alive.
No.228051
>>227933
> If I'm a gnollfag for liking gnolls
If you like gnolls enough, you're a gnollfag. If you like illithids enough you're an illithidfag. If you like dragons enough you're a dragonfag. If you've been here a long time you're an oldfag if you've been here for not very long you're a newfag. If you draw shit you're a drawfag.
It's a fucking chan, everyone is some kind of fag, most of us are multiple kinds of fag. Fag is not negative, the word it's suffixing might be. Fag isn't positive or negative. Fag just is.
No.228052
>>228045
>>228048
Same as 48 over here.
No.228055
>>228045
I would fuck the bard for funky fresh rhymes, marry the druid for funky fresh thymes and kill the palladin and bury him in me and my druids garden for funky fresh tomatoes
No.228056
>>228048
>>228052
What these men say.
No.228064
>>228004
It seems to make them fly into autistic fits though, which is good entertainment.
No.228066
>>228048
>>228052
>>228056
Only sensible option.
Druid is a filthy beast-fucker who spends all their time bitching about cities and fapping to plants.
Bard is a travelling romantic who is sure to know how to please a partner sexually. If anything, you might pick up a few tricks to please your spouse with.
Palladin is someone with a strong sense of loyalty and duty. They'd take care of you all your life.
No.228067
>>228045
What's an And Bard or a Palladin?
No.228068
>>228066
OR
Bard is a fucking pretentious faggot with a lyre that would push you forward if you got mugged
Paladin is a stern and pious asshole that will force you to pray, forbid music and anything "satanic" and will only let you have sex twice in your entire life. Also, no divorce, heretic.
Druid is a strong man rugged by life in the unforgiving wilderness, is self-sufficient and wise, can do cool magic and sees feelings and unrestrained stag-shifted buckfucks of love as a part of nature. Also can make a very nice garden and bring you cool pets. Turns into a bear the moment something threatens your idyllic gay romance.
Uh wait, are they supposed to be all dudes or…?
No.228069
>>228045
>>228052
>>228056
>>228066
I'm with the hivemind here it is the only sensible option
>>228067
A Palladin is a palladium palladin
It's like how a paladindu is a black knight
>>228051
gnollfag is confirmed for newfag
No.228071
>>228069
I have never heard the term "Illithidfag". Never. Not even "dragonfag" and there's a dragon thread right fucking there.
No.228075
>>228071
The point is that being a gnollfag just means that you're on a chan and you're fond of gnolls you numbskull. The reason people don't talk about illithidfags or dragonfags is because either circumstances makes it self-evident or there is no point. I've seen dragonfags mentioned occasionally before we buggered off from cuckchan /tg/
No.228076
>>228075
Or you could just say they really like gnolls. It's not like adding fag after everything is a requirement.
No.228078
>>228071
In this context fag is a suffix that can be applied to anything. Each 'Xfag' isnt an isolated term on it's own but the '-fag' suffix turns a noun/verb into someone obsessed with the noun/verb
Gnoll = gnoll
Gnoll + '-fag' = Gnollfag, someone obsessed with gnolls
X = X
X + '-fag' = XFag, someone obsessed with X
No.228079
>>228071
Dragon thread? where?
>I have never heard the term "Illithidfag". Never. Not even "dragonfag"
Also I've never seen or used "gnollfag" until this thread.
It's like you don't see Flumphfag.
You need someone to begin talking about it in around the level of autism required in an image-board.
You see a jack ass, running 'round bitchin about how dragons are underpowered in d20 then we've got a dragonfag or if you prefer a dragfag or a fagdrag.
>>228075
pic related
No.228081
>>228078
Thus you can have gay-fag a man obessed with gays or the state of gay
Or fag-fag a man obsessed with obsession, or autism
No.228083
>>228078
Yes but
There is a connotation to the word
Gnollfag = either…
*Obsessed with gnolls so bad you want to call him a faggot
*Really really likes gnolls and that's cool because HEY this is /tg/, this is not the place to be a hipster and say we aren't allowed to like things even if they're pretend things
And so, gnollfag, just like any fag word, is a bad word in my opinion because it means both irony and no irony. If you call someone a newfag it's very unclear if you're being an asshole or if you're just saying hi.
No.228084
>>228079
You know, at least at this >>228083 point right here what's going on. A bad word, Anon, a bad word. We are dealing with a real hardcore channer here.
No.228085
>>228076
> I can't into board culture
I think whoever called you a newfag might be onto something….
>>228078
Incorrect. It does not require obssession with noun/verb.
Examples: newfag, drawfag, writefag.
The -fag suffix doesn't really carry much information in and of itself, just that the person is a person to whom N is related. So it's a mix of board culture and shorthand really.
No.228086
>>228083
…And I forgot to add, two meanings for a same suffix, and they're both contradictory, it can either mean that guy's the go-to for all things gnoll, so we like him, or that guy's a fucking autist, so we don't.
No.228088
>>228071
>>228083
>also the amount of lurk more this fagfag shoud do
>>228081
Dis nigga gets it.
>>228083
You're starting to get it but you don't yet. Don't try to understand. It's like orkyness. It just is, faggot.
Also complaining about bad words on a chinese chicken chowmein abstract tea leaf art photography discussion facebook comment section
No.228089
>>228086
>>228085
And yes you are right.
No.228090
>>228086
A guy can be both the go-to for all things gnoll and a fucking autist at once you moron. In fact being the go-to for all things X and a fucking autist has a high likelyhood of coinciding, which increases further the more niche X is.
No.228091
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>>228083
>>There is a connotation to the word
it's literally the only recognizable trait to refer to you outside of anonymity.
That's why you say drawfag when you want to get the attention of a drawfag that isn't namefagging.
THAT IS IT
Full stop, any other implications are contextual
>is a bad word in my opinion
>>>/plebbit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/lurkmore/
>If you call someone a newfag it's very unclear if you're being an asshole or if you're just saying hi.
it's a statement of fact.
Clearly, by action and lack of merit you have demonstrated you are either bait or a newfag.
No.228092
All of you stop being derailerfags.
No.228093
>>228092
We're just amusing ourselves because the last set of FMK was ass and OP is being a slowfag about round 5.
No.228094
>>228084
>>228085
>>228088
Okay so
I talk about a word that is part of the chan culture. Like, we're allowed to talk about this… On 8chan… Right?
Wrong.
Because here you dipshits come yelling that I'm a newfag and stuff (which you didn't until this message so don't invent things). If anything I've got much more experience here than you. Unlike you maybe, I'm also familiar with the study of words, and so that's what I'm doing, and that is why I say "-fag" is a bad word because it's completely unclear and has no nuance at all just like "doubleplusgood". The obvious answer is to make two different words. You could say "gnollbro" and "gnollfag" to represent either meaning.
But whatever. Yarrrgh imma throw my e-cock in the air, act like I'm the one to teach you " 'thway 'round heer", and generally being … Listen. This board is for everyone. Quit jumping rabid pointing at any poster that does not follow the norm and yelling your bs. Please. Enough is enough.
>>228091
>it's a statement of fact.
Ah. Because a "fact" to you is just accusing someone of something and then that means whatever you claim is the truth? You're no better than these little places you link to, do you realize that? And for the love of god, get a thesaurus.
>>228093
>amusing ourselves
You guys don't seem to have lots of fun trying to argue that a word that's not in a dictionary has a definite meaning agreed upon by all authorities and the common folk. That's not what we here would call fun, more like "bullshit homework".
No.228096
>>228094
> You guys don't seem to have lots of fun
I almost woke my sleeping 3 year old laughing my ass off just a little bit ago, so yeah I'm having fun.
> You could say "gnollbro" and "gnollfag" to represent either meaning.
fag doesn't necessarily mean bad. It's neutral in that sense. That's been said a while ago.
> I talk about a word that is part of the chan culture. Like, we're allowed to talk about this… On 8chan… Right?
We're allowed to talk about it. Thing is, you are mostly just demonstrating that you don't understand it so far….
No.228097
Christ, what's with the influx of autistic newfags lately?
We have that one dumbass who sperged out over kids and now this asshole.
>>228094
Lurk more, dumbass.
No.228098
>>228096
>It's neutral in that sense.
No, it's neutral when that suits you. Normalfag is a word used as the spearhead of an insult really commonly here. So what's happening is, that you think -fag words have to represent exactly what you're thinking they should at the time, and people have to somehow divine that out of your brain.
>Thing is, you are mostly just demonstrating that you don't understand it so far….
I'm demonstrating that you just want people to accept your definition of the word even if it makes no sense at all. What irks you is that I don't agree with you; not that you "know better".
>I almost woke my sleeping 3 year old
Cool story 10/10
>>228097
You make me laugh. It's like you're living here. Do you consider 8chan your national identity?
No.228100
>>228094
>Listen. This board is for everyone. Quit jumping rabid pointing at any poster that does not follow the norm and yelling your bs. Please. Enough is enough.
No. This board is not for you, gnollfag. Please leave. You are free to make your own gnollboard where you can fag about gnollfaggotry in peace without us jumping at you for our amusement, so get to it.
No.228101
>>228094
You are either extremely delusional of how people here actually think or you bought some premium bait. In the latter case, I applaud you, you really seemed like a proper retard. In the former case: If you can't handle the friendly banter you should consider a place with less free speech where no one can insult you because they don't agree with you :^3
Though I really think you are troll, you brought some real highlights in after all:
>That's not what we here would call fun, more like "bullshit homework".
>/tg/ is a hivemind :^)
>If anything I've got much more experience here than you.
This one is self-explanatory
>a word that is not in a dictionary
>not in a dictionary
>fag
>not in a dictionary
>>228097
Dumbass who spergs out over kids has been here since a long time. Or maybe someone else took up the mantle?
I also want to add "guy who says you can't have fun in games because GM's always ruin it." to the list but, y'know, I only saw two posts from him so I guess he isn't a thing yet.
No.228103
>>228098
Lurk more, newfag. There's a certain nuance that allows you to see which is which.
You may have come from plebbit, but you could at least put in some effort to adapt here.
No.228104
>>228101
Don't forget the depressionfag that kept making those EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS WAAA threads.
No.228105
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>228101
Christ are you thick
You'll like this video. It talks about you.
>>228103
I see I struck a chord here
But we're not in kindergarten anymore… That was really bad trolling. Really.
>>228104
And the "everyone is a newfag and I'm the anti-newfag Comissar" -fag. He's always been there. sadly.
During the election, he was vomiting his bullshit. Don't you remember?
"Are you /intl/?! YOU ARE /INTL/! EVERYONE IS /INTL/ AAAAH!"
And we all hated him for it. And some think it's okay. Don't do that please. It's just as annoying.
No.228109
Since OP is really taking his time here is a special undead round of Kill Marry Fuck brought to you by your local necromancyfaggorino:
Vampire
Revenant
Lich
No.228110
>>228098
> Normalfag is a word used as the spearhead of an insult really commonly here
The part of the word that makes it insulting is the 'normal' part, not the -fag suffix. It's contextually implied to be a member of the semi-proverbial unwashed masses.
No.228112
>>228105
Gee, maybe if you weren't such a fucking newfag, we wouldn't be giving you so much shit.
You ever considered that, buddy?
No.228114
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>>228105
So you've stuck by the elections and now you are airing a grievance about the term fag.
Not bad bait anon, not bad
No.228115
Round 5
Pick your poison this round folks. You have choices of
That Guy
That GM
Gibbering Mouther
No.228118
>>228110
How is calling a foreigner "a foreigner" hostile, unless 8chan people are so touched by fucking brain rot that they're actually internet xenophobes?!
I mean yeah unwashed masses he's a pleb why not; but if that just means someone that isn't from here, that means people consider here stranger an insult. And THAT, my friend, it's the real pity.
>>228112
So far it looks like you give the shit.
>>228114
Backpedaling and projecting so hard you look like a cinema on a bike in front of a pond of alligators.
No.228119
>>228109
Kill Lich
Fuck Revenant
Marry Vampire
>>228115
Kill That Guy
Fuck That GM
Marry Gibbering Mouther
Easyy
No.228120
>>228118
You're not helping your case. I'm willing to bet that's you behaving like the village idiot in the meta thread as well.
No.228121
>>228118
>unless 8chan people
So you really don't belong here. Guess we were right. No scoot off back to plebbit boy. I'm sure they have a place for gnollfags there.
No.228122
>>228115
marry myself fuck myself kill myself
No.228124
>>228118
>>Backpedaling and projecting so hard you look like a cinema on a bike in front of a pond of alligators.
>this nigga been 'round since the elections.
>would then be familiar with the term fag (unless he was new, shoved him self in a general circlejerk and never exposed himself to shit, possible but unlikely).
Someone calls you a gnollfag
You start dropping rants like the plasma leman russ drops pie plates.
Starts trying to deconstruct the suffix fag
We try to explain to someone who doesn't quite get it, and assume he is new because this shit is natural for "chans"
Exposes himself to be bait
I point that out
I back peddling
No.228128
>>228118
Kill That Guy easy
Fuck That GM, could be a female
Gibbering Mouther
" it thirsts after bodily fluids"
"Bodily Fluids"
Marry
No.228132
>>228109
>Kill lich
>Fuck Revenant
>Marry Vampire
No.228138
>>227855
This.
>>227905
Fuck I'll illithid
Marry cot
Kill gnoll
>>227968
Fuck CN
Marry LE muh evil sorceresses
Kill TN
>>228045
>>228048
This
>>228109
Fuck lich
Marry vamp
Kill agitated skeleton
>>228115
Kill myself
No.228146
>>228124
Excuse me what are you even talking about
>>228121
Yeees of course why not. You're right : ). So are you gonna ban me? No? Too bad.
>>228120
Is this really all you can do? That's weak to be honest.
No.228148
>>228146
No, we won't ban you gnollfag, you are amusing. Please, sperg more. What do you like about gnolls specifically? Do you also jake ure babbycock to dogs? You are disgusting.
No.228150
>>228148
There's no "we". I'm talking about you. You are not me or the others. And so far, you can only get mad at the people you accuse of foreignery. So what can I tell you, just be mad…
No.228152
>>228146
>Excuse me what are you even talking about
nah nigga
please tell me
The fuck was i back peddling
No.228154
>>228152
Now you want me to explain shit. That's cute.
No.228159
>>227853
>>227905
>>228045
>>228093
Round 6 40K edition
Your choices this round are an
Ork Boy
Dark Eldar
Commissar
No.228167
>>228159
As much as it pains me
Kill dah boy
Fuck dah eldar
Marry dah commissar
No.228172
>>228159
Kill the Ork Boy
Kill the Dark Eldar
Fear the Commissar.
Any other response means summary execution.
No.228189
>>228115
Kill That GM, Fuck that Guy, Marry Gibbering Mouther and have cute abomination babys.
>>228159
Kill the greenskins, fuck the Commissar in the ass, Marry the edgelord
You have a longer life expectancy marrying the dark eldar. And you might become Fabius Bile 2.0 if you give a good enough dicking.
No.228222
>>227905
Kill illithid
Marry Gnoll
Fuck the monster girl
>>227968
Kill CN, fuck TN, marry LE
>>228045
Fuck Druid, kill Bard, marry Paladin.
>>228159
Abstaining because I can't into 40k
No.228225
>>228159
Round 7
Scaly edition?
Next candidates for FMK are
Kobold
Dragon born
Aarakocra
No.228226
>>228225
>calling bird men scaly
You don't have to be /furry/ to know that's wrong.
Marry Kobold, Kill Dragonborn, fuck Aarakocra.
No.228227
>>228225
Bonus round for waiting
FMK choices of
a Fa/tg/uy anon
a /pone/y anon
or a /monster/ anon
No.228228
>>228227
too fucking easy
marry a Fa/tg/uy anon
fuck a /monster/ anon
and kill a /pone/y anon
No.228231
>>228227
Fuck /monster/ because they're probably into kinky roleplay and costumes.
Marry fa/tg/uy because that means I have a permanent player for our campaigns, which is something I can't get anywhere else.
Kill /pone/y because it's what he'd really want. To be put out of his misery.
No.228232
>>228225
>Aarakocra
no kill
Kobold, do you even have to ask, this is /tg/ marry
I'd a dragon born
>>228228
>>228231
most rational course of action.
No.228252
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>>228225
>>228226
Round 8
jimmies edition
This time we have the butch, the brave and the ugly; Lets give it up for our FMK lineup.
Snowflake 'original' Character
Goblin
Bugbear
circletires the heated is making a guest appearance, but his presence is upsetting posting.
No.228253
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>>228252
Oh, oh now it's a real challenge.
Kill the Snowflake. Fuck the bugbear. Marry the goblin.
After all, look at dem hips.
No.228257
>>227994
Definitely /tg/ is always this autistic. Mention GURPS anywhere. I dare you.
No.228258
>>228252
Kill the bugbear. Fuck the goblin. Marry the snowflake.
Snowflake characters tend to be personality extremes. With luck, I'll get an extremely nice borderline moe waifu. If not, it'll still be 2cool4u, which I'll be permanently attached to anyways. Maybe something cool will come out of it.
No.228262
>>228252
the Snowflake is undefined and this is a prob
While out of principle i should kill the snowflake but you know some people make marysues that are in cannon the most faultless, beautiful things ever able to bend time and space to their whim.
In some instances it could be rather good, but i'm a conservative man, i could end up with something out of a mind that has whatever Chrischan has.
Imma fuck the bugbear
marry gob
and kill Snowflake
>>228257
>Definitely /tg/ is always this autistic. Mention GURPS anywhere. I dare you.
nigga please the antigurpsfag hasn't showed up in fucking weeks and the gurpsfags have been amicable
No.228268
>>228252
last Round today Round 9
This lineup is special because you might actually like them.
Emphasis on might.
The choices are
Thri kreen
Construct
Githzerai/yanki
No.228269
>>228268
>I'm a crafter guy that specializes in Constructs
Hello, carte blanche.
Marry the Construct. Who cares about the others?
No.228270
>>228268
Kill the Thri-Kreen, fuck the Gith, Marry the Construct.
No.228273
>>228268
Kill the Githyanki/zerai, never was fond of the Githyanki and if I accidentally kill a githzerai then shame but acceptable.
Fuck Thri Kreen, always had a soft spot for them and https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Thri-Kreen_Erotica has only added to my desire. I would marry them but they die after 30 years.
Marry Construct, Inexhaustible Robowaifu when?
No.228275
>>228269
>>228270
>>228273
>Constructmind
Book of Erotic Fantasy has Pleasure Golems.
No.228279
>>228273
>Thri-Kreen erotica
I just read it and damn that was good.
Thanks anon.
No.228283
>>228268
Marry the Construct.
Kill the others.
No.228331
>>228268
Round 9
Good morning edition. Today we're opening FMK with some monsters. Your choices are
Twig blight
Minotaur
Yuan ti
No.228332
>>228331
Opps. I ment round 10
No.228354
>>228331
Kill the twig blight, fuck the Yuan ti, Marry the Minotaur
No.228360
>>228268
Keep the construct
fuck the gith
purge the tri kreen
>>228331
Remove twiggy
Fuck mino
Marry snek