[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / agatha2 / b2 / baaa / choroy / clang / dempart / doomer / vichan ]

/tg/ - Traditional Games

8chan's leading board in actual discussion
Winner of the 80rd Attention-Hungry Games
/otter/ - Otter For Your Soul

May 2019 - 8chan Transparency Report
Comment *
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.

/tg/ sister boards
[ • /quests//cyoa//erp//monster//his//wh40k//arda//builders//sw//strek/ • ]

File: 92017305968d55c⋯.jpg (34.98 KB, 500x328, 125:82, 20 in diplomacy.jpg)


This is how I diplomacy.


File: 5e26a82d49dc4a5⋯.jpg (95.84 KB, 600x865, 120:173, 8243872753.jpg)

This is how I intimidate.


File: 2c778ee8d6927b3⋯.png (437.91 KB, 725x831, 725:831, 2c778ee8d6927b37aa6ebbb2ca….png)

This id how I paladin.


File: ab61a0890226e6a⋯.jpg (36.65 KB, 650x366, 325:183, apply directly to the vago….jpg)

This is how I cleric.


File: c8b8541561e1be2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.08 MB, 1500x1356, 125:113, 2231970 - Anonymous Friend….png)

This is how I druid


File: a16a68f67d59d84⋯.jpg (96.56 KB, 960x544, 30:17, all this summer.jpg)


This is how you post.


File: d3c5a06f758be2b⋯.jpg (133.1 KB, 991x653, 991:653, Shadowrun Shaman.jpg)

This is how I shadowrun shaman


File: 95ae2e608570730⋯.webm (2.14 MB, 640x352, 20:11, Slav Alchemy.webm)

This is how I alchemist


File: 20164ea0b87acf5⋯.webm (7.99 MB, 720x406, 360:203, Real-Life Mekboys.webm)

This is how I Ork Mekboy


File: 1e60e0053cf0bef⋯.jpg (15.32 KB, 600x447, 200:149, checkem.jpg)

this is how I get 11


File: cbe478e189a90cb⋯.jpg (25.86 KB, 496x317, 496:317, cbe478e189a90cb290240fb62b….jpg)

This is how I truenamer.


File: ae6494465a6f4b1⋯.jpg (78.38 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 45062471.jpg)

This is how I wizard


File: 73fb452bbf8ee58⋯.gif (727.02 KB, 281x199, 281:199, delibird switches in on st….gif)

This is how I roll for stealth


File: 1560279b58f4a8a⋯.webm (1.57 MB, 224x400, 14:25, 100% snackbar.webm)

This is how I anti-air.



That's actually a valid strategy in 40k, now.


File: aba4b92c5bcf3ce⋯.webm (3.68 MB, 640x360, 16:9, k bard.webm)

This is how I bard.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Up your game before you come to court


File: 0e0fe56eb6082bc⋯.gif (341.52 KB, 500x268, 125:67, 20170800pc.gif)

This is how my PC party walks


File: feff8394f1a51f5⋯.gif (1.6 MB, 350x197, 350:197, 1424319609080.gif)

This is how i GM


File: c68d4175e60dfac⋯.jpg (139.24 KB, 346x448, 173:224, TIMEdoubles.jpg)




File: f65ae9491cf70e7⋯.jpg (113.35 KB, 998x752, 499:376, 552646516451645154.jpg)








>corporal is about to have a soldier shoot an Eldar prisoner in the head

>stands so that his crotch is right behind her head

Either that man is really dumb or the standard-issue brass balls of the Imperial Guard render you immune to being shot in the dick.



Perspective is odd. I thought he's standing right of the laser's line of sight.


File: 74dbce45ab7df02⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 802.08 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 14361722833930.webm)

This is how I horror campaigns


File: bc98fe4aba0756d⋯.gif (475.5 KB, 290x199, 290:199, no prep.gif)

This is how I GM


File: 01cb694bc3f5286⋯.jpg (34.79 KB, 500x469, 500:469, AR15 nips.jpg)

This is how I Skitarii


File: e3e5ef813429c62⋯.jpg (16.93 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 6461614546164618.jpg)

This is how I Imperial Guard


File: b685865bb124b91⋯.webm (7.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, average invasion experien….webm)

This is how I Scholar.


File: e7a299ced86d11e⋯.png (125.66 KB, 320x384, 5:6, 1471138844648-0.png)

This is how I BBEG


File: 926fb996b7a98fc⋯.jpg (34.35 KB, 500x482, 250:241, Bertrand Russel - Bitch Pl….jpg)

This is how I Wizard


File: fa15604cc36462a⋯.jpg (40.29 KB, 480x730, 48:73, Deep into the abyss trigge….jpg)

This is how I Negative Traits



> The Lingerie My Boyfriend Bought Me is Actually a Parasite And Now Its Raping Me!! The OVA


File: 02a78dfc2fd4c4e⋯.png (42.13 KB, 1262x416, 631:208, longagothenationslivedinha….png)


File: f9070839d3cb0a9⋯.jpg (377.92 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, 41974-4-1306228105.jpg)

This is how I paladin.


File: 834409565cfae78⋯.jpg (130.64 KB, 580x873, 580:873, Come-at-me-Bro-meme-16.jpg)

This is how I Monk.


File: fbd948880f3971e⋯.jpg (63.65 KB, 640x960, 2:3, protest_feb2017.jpg)

This is how I cleric


File: c2b2c129ac53c51⋯.jpg (217.6 KB, 982x654, 491:327, 1390516377063.jpg)

This is how I street samurai


File: 16b46f4e4d13a5d⋯.jpg (142.25 KB, 900x709, 900:709, warhammer_40k_ork_tinkerer….jpg)


This is how I rigger

The day I made that mechsuit on Street Scum budget was the happiest moment in my roleplaying career




That's called "Regro" now.


File: 3f9870b56101fbf⋯.gif (259.15 KB, 300x166, 150:83, You have pleased the komma….gif)


>Not using the new socially conscious term.

>PC of mechanical aptitude.

This is how I PCoMA


File: 89008e9cd650e0d⋯.jpg (53.11 KB, 450x337, 450:337, 89008e9cd650e0d1da880f20d4….jpg)

This is how I charisma


File: abc88d03756e11d⋯.jpg (75.79 KB, 599x657, 599:657, No Hope (3).jpg)

This is how I persuasion


File: b34d8d39168790e⋯.jpg (208.44 KB, 672x960, 7:10, Problem, Tau.jpg)


I've always found that this approach produces more reliable results.


File: 13e67c27dff7d8e⋯.jpg (297.63 KB, 1135x1600, 227:320, 20170715.jpg)

This is how I dual-wield swords

*Fire & Ice*


File: c9ff8f4c261c88d⋯.jpg (490.71 KB, 1130x1885, 226:377, 20170724.jpg)

This is how I illusion



Razzle Dazzle?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How I mount up


File: 691eba1d26e15a3⋯.jpg (55.62 KB, 612x612, 1:1, nanomachines son.jpg)

This is how I monk



No that's how you tear city


File: 7129dec56e9ee63⋯.gif (245.85 KB, 320x240, 4:3, giphy.gif)

This is how I barbarian.


File: 14e69aceb9827a0⋯.webm (7.6 MB, 266x398, 133:199, This is why you don't let….webm)

This is how I Slaaneshi cult



nice quids of 5



Quad fives, with lots of Quads on display ;^)


File: 7301ad6adf41a91⋯.jpg (123.86 KB, 640x480, 4:3, IMG_2846.JPG)

This is how I merchant


File: fbbdacdae8c1373⋯.mp4 (878.82 KB, 480x480, 1:1, #1 on the charts.mp4)

This is how I bard


File: 8de0912e27488c0⋯.png (914.16 KB, 900x582, 150:97, ClipboardImage.png)




File: 56a149e2faec094⋯.mp4 (5.21 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Tokyo.mp4)

File: 74cb60ee1567de9⋯.mp4 (1.26 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Meow Mix.mp4)

File: 39157a5d488a945⋯.mp4 (4.97 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 【音ゲイ】 V4U 【VAN様】.mp4)


Is that concept art for a new warhammer 4k god? I bet he's going to be a gods of law.


This is the multiple ways how i sing when i'm rp


File: 694d44fc97fa1cc⋯.png (1007.17 KB, 900x582, 150:97, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9b4c0e8745d0799⋯.png (966.91 KB, 900x582, 150:97, ClipboardImage.png)


It's card art from the now defunct game The Spoils which featured a faction called the Mau, who were quite literally fat cat bankers.


File: de2dd8340067cca⋯.jpg (103.5 KB, 960x638, 480:319, fthapolice.jpg)

This is how I Druid Always remember, they can't charge you with rape if it was just some random animal that somehow broke into the queens bedchamber. Besides, that dickhead Zeus does it all the time and only his wife seems to give a shit.


File: 66e43fdbe69ead6⋯.webm (10.15 MB, 960x720, 4:3, This is how i play as law….webm)


File: 014f0db39f02e0b⋯.jpg (510.36 KB, 1669x928, 1669:928, 014f0db39f02e0b722938a06f9….jpg)

This is how I paladin


File: dee822bd720d2d0⋯.png (326.32 KB, 500x481, 500:481, Meaty Whack.png)

This is how I Druid


File: 9619ae157780410⋯.mp4 (11.92 MB, 960x686, 480:343, This is how i play as lawf….mp4)


full ver


File: 30beb54b83fe492⋯.jpg (110.61 KB, 672x1125, 224:375, 20170807.jpg)

This is how I monkey


File: 42e5c72a3576baf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.87 KB, 600x817, 600:817, Sororitas lewd.jpg)


This is how I SoB



That just goku, not 100% monkey or monkey man u weeb


File: bf926f162ab3cb3⋯.jpg (334.84 KB, 960x1400, 24:35, 1361287621390.jpg)


Apply yourself.





File: 6aedfc291b3da5c⋯.jpg (274.44 KB, 962x1400, 481:700, 1361255564747.jpg)

File: 60584c17ea276e3⋯.jpg (278.32 KB, 420x1019, 420:1019, 1361306595521.jpg)

File: 2b97dc348b07db2⋯.jpg (275.63 KB, 826x1200, 413:600, 1361308192724.jpg)

File: 686cd54aef54096⋯.jpg (329.01 KB, 831x1200, 277:400, 1361310591210.jpg)

File: 1f0c7d50b950cce⋯.jpg (235.08 KB, 831x1200, 277:400, 1361311297394.jpg)


Monkey from a manga that was never fully scanlated. They got 5 chapters in and abandoned it. All I've got are these random pages.


File: 63c5db8aa6ac069⋯.jpg (27.46 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Rookie tier m80.jpg)

This is how I GM


File: 6a626439b957bd7⋯.mp4 (1.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, GLORY TO POPTEPIPIC.mp4)

This is how I TPK




Wot's the name of it?


File: c6b11c3679a6c49⋯.jpg (29.32 KB, 358x285, 358:285, Kill me now.jpg)

This is how I react to each new D&D/40K release.


File: 9316401a331fe64⋯.jpg (145.09 KB, 583x825, 53:75, 1477611078921.jpg)

This is how I bard.


File: 3307e86178b572d⋯.webm (1.28 MB, 640x360, 16:9, _Average JoJo Episode.webm)

This is how I Flurry of Blows


File: abcf2bca0ea4470⋯.gif (8.78 KB, 110x92, 55:46, 20170700FF.gif)

File: f7775539311a296⋯.gif (16.52 KB, 153x100, 153:100, 20170800FF.gif)

This is how I mayor-monk


Have you read or watch Dragon Ball? Son Goku is literally the japanese name for the chinese monkey god..


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I gnome


File: 50dcbc798c1e0c9⋯.jpg (108.7 KB, 535x700, 107:140, 20170821.jpg)

This is how I romance the 3 Kingdoms



With fire and a sweet rack?


File: fac402ab95871db⋯.gif (2 MB, 500x280, 25:14, serveimage (8).gif)

This is how I rogue.


File: 974d4d94ec52bf0⋯.jpg (20.77 KB, 402x293, 402:293, 1377830083032.jpg)

This is how I DM



ok that is pretty impressive


dubs checked


rifle guitar. Yes




fucking glorious


File: 77fd669912d443e⋯.jpg (32.08 KB, 480x384, 5:4, TPK.jpg)

This is how I DM desu. ^w^





File: 03c170dc2ca0261⋯.png (457.99 KB, 532x783, 532:783, here is death.png)

This is how I cleric.

Everyone is a ranged caster or the rogue. Thank god I can multi-class as a Barbarian.


File: efba2134c17bbf8⋯.webm (10.72 MB, 640x278, 320:139, efba2134c17bbf8c33b51526e….webm)


This is how I Only War.



It's one of the newer Lupin III things. Probably The Woman Called Fujiko Mine.


File: 64b5325010fab69⋯.webm (6.21 MB, 384x288, 4:3, British Army LSD trials.webm)



The clue is in the file name. It's something weird, very gay, and that took far more preparation and practice than would ever be reasonable. In short, it's what happens when you let squaddies get bored.


This is how I brew potion



It's from a special. Daisuke Jigen's Gravestone.



Drunk/high, and killing your superiors/enemies by accident?

What movie is this anyway?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Full version, Quadsman.


File: fe06c18e9a14f98⋯.jpg (43.22 KB, 248x543, 248:543, aaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg)

This is how I monk


File: 3b021a6bbb88788⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, orange cube.png)

This is how I create characters.



Cheers, the full version is better but I've only ever found limited webms.



Oh, right. Thanks. I should have sources prepared before posting tits.


File: 07c0cb36c264c5e⋯.jpg (24.13 KB, 450x339, 150:113, AF2011A1.jpg)

This is how I twin-linked.

This is a real gun, not a photoshop.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I rogue


File: a423ead60658d53⋯.jpg (195.92 KB, 1080x960, 9:8, 20170710.jpg)

This is how I dex-based monk


File: 7132af2d085a293⋯.jpg (31.51 KB, 403x415, 403:415, im-doing-science_o_1039866.jpg)


This is how I Ad Mech


File: 349e8c26f4f5723⋯.jpg (111.11 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 20170913.jpg)

This is how I archery


File: 44e0e1d63e2cb7f⋯.png (15 KB, 344x517, 344:517, shark_movie_but_no_ocean.png)

This is how I GM.


File: 0eb5986ed940c32⋯.jpg (61.57 KB, 552x800, 69:100, 2938577b563e4488de063b49ad….jpg)




Rename it Tallarn Anti-Air


Is that taken from the Thriller Music Video



>Is that taken from the Thriller Music Video

Lol wut?

Then again, I'm not picturing an overdressed Inquisitor jumping out the back of a transport with a group of Deathwatch thriller dancing behind him.


File: 0928d6e8e31f958⋯.jpg (286.06 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, smile.jpg)

This is how I seduction.





File: 21b8e60c6e9b999⋯.png (277.51 KB, 466x552, 233:276, index6.png)

This is how I intimidate.





YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I urban fantasy



Movie is Buffalo Soldiers


File: dc76179146b479e⋯.jpg (343.94 KB, 1482x2393, 1482:2393, 20171002.jpg)

This is how I snake-charm


File: 9e2e8cb936298bb⋯.jpg (52.5 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, 20170918.jpg)

This is how I taunt


File: 203345b06ca3fd9⋯.jpg (301.59 KB, 1333x1859, 1333:1859, 20171001.jpg)

This is how I Space Ruskie Marine




Careful here, you may trigger uncle /pol/.



I recognize that! Its a face center cubic crystal structure base unit.



This is how I metagame




>implying it's not heresy to try and seize the means of production and overthrow the Imperium of Man

Hope you enjoy warp storms. Because that's how you get warp storms.


File: 8582dda6f93ebeb⋯.png (896.1 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

This is how I paladin.


File: 50cfd2c29226f20⋯.gif (307.7 KB, 599x445, 599:445, 1471962241262.gif)

This is how I witch hunter.



He's obviously a chaos marine.



He's wearing purity seals and there's a frightening lack of skulls and horns on his armor.


File: 4fe0851210d95af⋯.jpg (549.54 KB, 639x960, 213:320, It is better to die for th….jpg)


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


THIS is how I hunt


File: a60b1caeb53be58⋯.jpg (125.33 KB, 332x470, 166:235, 20170925.jpg)

This is how I assassin/monk



You bare a fine ass & legs and have an evil mentor you want to fuck?


File: 38151460dfa6788⋯.gif (58.98 KB, 341x137, 341:137, 20171199zaaaaaaaap.gif)



File: 16c157034625c71⋯.jpg (54.43 KB, 350x500, 7:10, 20171103.jpg)

This is how I paladin-valkyrie dual-class


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I Necromancer.



>and have an evil mentor you want to fuck?'

Would not that be incest given that she's a Bison clone?



I know that feel.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I Nurgleite.♥♥♥



Feels like she's going to burn her potatoes.


File: 4aeeb4ddac8dbd2⋯.jpg (50.87 KB, 600x589, 600:589, 20171106.jpg)

This is how I guard-dog



Nah, autocest, or whatever the proper word is.


A loving and cute spreader of disease and despair?


File: 4c6a06d893f102b⋯.jpg (588.36 KB, 1468x1080, 367:270, image.jpg)

This is how I train conductor.


File: 936b85f14840e79⋯.jpg (61.91 KB, 480x452, 120:113, bitch-im-fabulous_o_712694.jpg)


Daaaaw, who's a cute little hellspawn!


Pic related is how I Inquisitorial Acolyte.




>memecenter watermark

>reddit spacing

Leave and don't come back, faggot.


File: 848e6e487b478ad⋯.jpg (188.01 KB, 987x812, 141:116, IMG_9754.JPG)

This is how I heal



>Nah, autocest, or whatever the proper word is.

Selfcest. It's also the term you'd use if you were to use a superpower/magic to create multiple duplicates of yourself to fuck yourself. It'd also be gay, but it wouldn't be gay if you use said powers to team up on a single or multiple woman.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I planeswalk


I didn't understand these kinds of thread on 4chan and I don't understand them here.



It's for the worst type of /tg/ denizens to pretend they're clever and not discuss by using premade works.

The thing that is killing/has killed 4/tg/ is this sort of colossal self-centered retardation. People get a weird sense of satisfaction from making themselves chuckle at their perceived wit when it's just a gif/webm thread.


File: 24ec52ed4f399c4⋯.png (329.97 KB, 421x398, 421:398, cowboy dood.PNG)


What's in that needle?


Are those in the army? What country is even that?


>gay ass facebook meme font

>man-shaped body armor is hot

You are a very dumb nigger, my man.

This is how I Lawful Good


File: 43b3d67916bbdf9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 157.64 KB, 552x741, 184:247, 1204823344006.jpg)


>actually attracted to stretched out roastie whores dressed in the least graceful and most demeaning manner

>not attracted to virtuous and pure space marines

3d is inferior to 2d



>Implying I don't like feminine-shape armor.

You are the dumbest of niggers.


File: ccfc93fde647309⋯.jpg (37.68 KB, 728x546, 4:3, Ask-Allah-for-Forgiveness-….jpg)


>the Man with no Name

>Lawful Anything


File: 97586fab9cb7e07⋯.webm (3 MB, 640x360, 16:9, AW2 Grit Metagame.webm)


>enforces his sense of law

>you can only be lawful if you follow a set of rules someone else made, rather than your own

Dumb nigger.



I don't see anything wrong with it.

Train conductor is supposed to ensure that all of his passengers reach their destination.



>you can only be lawful if you follow a set of rules someone else made, rather than your own

It's not the only way but pretty much how it should be 95% of the time.



>Not being righteous, having the soul of a benevolent king in an adventurer's body.

Eat a dick man.



The 9-point alignment system was not made with moral relativism and subjective ethics in mind, anon.



Then whoever who made it is a dumb nigger.


File: fd8811de85a7c40⋯.png (73.96 KB, 231x193, 231:193, wingbat.png)


You've got no one to blame but yourself for not understanding concepts as basic as Good, Evil, Law, and Chaos.


File: fa0953eeecc9c0a⋯.webm (4.97 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Being a dickhead is cool.webm)


Chaos= Behaving like an animal, purely on insticnt.

Law= Behavour conditioned by thought, philosophy and ethics.

Nothing external is going to determine whether you are lawful or chaotic, is an internal thing.



Chaos is lawlessness, as in disobeying the orders and social systems put in place by authority figures typically in favor of one's own selfish desires. The desires of the self outweight the needs of the many.

Law is following that system and upholding peace and order, typically based on what is most productive and helpful for civilization. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Now get out of here with your pseudo-philosophical nonsense.


File: b4e7f80b2180bde⋯.jpg (93.97 KB, 700x393, 700:393, 20171116.jpg)

File: bc4da31a33e8236⋯.jpg (247.51 KB, 750x1050, 5:7, 20171117.jpg)

This is how I thunder-strike


File: 8b1db929d235bfd⋯.gif (10.56 KB, 300x335, 60:67, znak_image5.gif)


Not just any purity seals. He proudly wearing GOST government standard seals. You can't be any less chaotic than this.


File: 689d25beb0cdfaa⋯.png (14.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1206677651209.png)


lawful = unable to think critically

chaotic = le edgelort jerkoff

neutral = spineless ineffectual pseudointellectual douche

good = born in a middle class family never had to struggle to make it in life

evil = emofag sociopath who doesn't see the train barreling down the tracks at them



Lawful Good = Our rulers surely know what's better for us, amirite?

Neutral Good = Let's just play nice and hope everyone else will be nice too and things will work out in the end.

Chaotic Good = Fuck da police, I know better about what's good for everyone!

Lawful Neutral = Shut up and do what you've been told.

True Neutral = I am terminally incapable of making decisions and I am smug about this.

Chaotic Neutral = Hurr durr I will do whatever I I want, who cares about consequences.

Lawful Evil = I'm gonna kick your ass and get away with it.

Neutral Evil = I don't care about anyone else, world revolves around me.

Chaotic Evil = Morality is for weak, superior beings should be assholes to everyone else!




I presume that you two are just distorting these labels for the shiggles, seeing how much all of them have been discussed to death and reconstructed plenty of times.


File: 1b0c7335bad204f⋯.jpg (59.15 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ultimate smug of the unive….jpg)

File: 27e499cac4be70a⋯.jpg (48.46 KB, 800x800, 1:1, maxresdefault.jpg)

File: f24b6584460072e⋯.jpg (52.02 KB, 600x365, 120:73, 0_xxhtpUBQ0FmsDnuf.jpg)


h-holy shit. I didn't think these levels of metasmug were possible.


File: 31b7c273cbedc8c⋯.jpg (292.43 KB, 488x700, 122:175, 1392060257140.jpg)

This is how I backstory.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>Lawful Evil = I'm gonna kick your ass and get away with it.




For fuck's sake people, True Neutral is not that difficult to grasp.


File: 1a156913b83fe62⋯.jpg (100.74 KB, 728x636, 182:159, 257987345684.jpg)


>lawful = unable to think critically

ackshually logic is a form of structured thought. critical thinking is inherently lawful. intelligent characters who identify with lawfulness see the the immense power and value of systems. both society and individual have much to gain from playing some part of a greater whole.

chaotics are the anti-intellectuals. these types value emotions and impulses over reason. they revel in their their petty displays of individuality, like a child who's home all alone and thinks eating all the chocolate is the ultimate expression of rebellion. they cannot recognize their dis-order is self-limiting. their narcissism has truncated their potential to grow and discover more refined forms of freedom and self-fulfillment. their existence, more often than not, will amount to that of an unwitting pawn of the very systems they despise. aka the modern sjw.







The original definitions are objectively superior to the inferior modern interpretations:

Lawful is about maintaining ordered society. The establishment of cities, the advancement of sciences and technology, powerful religious institutions: all of these are inherently Lawful. Lawful creatures seek to strengthen society.

Chaos is the opposition to ordered society. Opposing structures and traditions, fighting against the existence of nations, refusal to obey the established laws - these are the marks of Chaos.

Neutrality, then, refers to the middle-state - creatures that are ambivalent. When Lawfuls go about trying to wipe out entire forests for lumber, Neutrals may get a bit uppity. When Chaotics try to wipe out entire forests to keep Lawfuls from using them, Neutrals may get a bit uppity.

Good and Evil are a blend of motives and methods - mostly motives. A Lawful Good character may sincerely believe that a strong kingdom, with a strong government, is the best way to keep people safe and happy. A Lawful Evil character may just find it to be the most effective way to make himself a rich man. A Chaotic Good character may be a Unabomber-type opposing society out of the desire to make everyone happier, while a Chaotic Evil character may just want everything to burn down because people are fucks.



Yeah, it's much more concise to call them "backstabbing assholes" and kill them on sight before they become a problem later.



>Lawful Evil

Sounds more like "Order at all cost" than enriching the self.


What can I say, I didn't think those two were particularly funny.




"Order at all costs" sounds more like a Lawful Neutral sentiment. Evil ought to require outright maliciousness.



Bingo. Judge Dredd is Lawful Neutral. Saruman is Lawful Evil.



So, the Imperium of Man is Lawful Neutral, Darkseid's Fourth World is Lawful Evil.



besides ruining the character she also placed a comunistic bullshit on her chest.

wow I want to empty my stomach contents



>crossplay is ruining the character

Weak af tbh fam.


File: 073a9fd299a9dcc⋯.jpg (221.73 KB, 894x894, 1:1, K9q8rVG.jpg)

This is how I tree-shape to create buildings as a wild wood-elf druid/shaman



File: 9ddc2a610fc0693⋯.gif (830.64 KB, 423x280, 423:280, 1418568930.gif)

This is how I halfling.


File: 5f5f039ee347018⋯.png (29.63 KB, 324x1352, 81:338, Adventurer deciding to see….png)

This is how I negotiate quest rewards.



Hitler approved.



I need to run this as a serious game.




Isn't that the plot of Shin megami tensei?







Except that the devil in that picture would be “Lucifer”, since Satan and Lucifer are two different things in SMT, Lucifer is the eternal rebel that gives the middle finger to his dad, Yahweh. While Satan is just a divide and conquer shill for God. The comic would then end with the peasants telling the knight, “Kill God and Lucifer so that Mankind can reign supreme.”


File: ae15b8b6c1517ae⋯.jpg (87.33 KB, 1024x522, 512:261, Henry-Moore-1024x522.jpg)

File: ce0c5a58c33786e⋯.jpg (160.27 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, RomanStatueInVaticanMuseum….JPG)

This is how I golems.





YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Clap clap



Nightlife of the Gods? Go read that, faggot.



I read summary on wiki


File: f9b3c5bf9ada791⋯.jpg (17.02 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Why would you do that.jpg)

This is how I Weapon Proficiency: Exotic.


File: 76964acd32fab4f⋯.jpg (226.04 KB, 773x1000, 773:1000, 20180122.jpg)

This is how I paladin with hammer


File: 9f821409c54197d⋯.jpg (366.34 KB, 1600x1320, 40:33, 13e-981-0.jpg)

This is how I PF Gunslinger.


File: 2f40c598d1a3895⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 335.7 KB, 560x420, 4:3, 66669429_p0.jpg)

File: 7abec3390f3f09d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 490.01 KB, 550x566, 275:283, 66042829_p0.png)

File: 2cf66a16ddf237d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 461.07 KB, 600x540, 10:9, 66042829_p1.png)

This is how I knightfu



I like haircut and body hair. Not so much the fat and lack of armor. Well, maybe the fat is the armor.



I don't know what is it about Genzo that makes his art so distinctive from a mile away.


File: 81927f10df4e49a⋯.jpg (163.8 KB, 773x816, 773:816, 20180103.jpg)


Ewwww… I prefer Fate/Stay Night's armored ballgown Saber.


File: 0d2c5c8e44808f9⋯.jpg (21.89 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Owlbear.jpg)

This is how I lonely Wizard


File: 213cd2aab1d7e3e⋯.jpg (27.11 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 213cd2aab1d7e3e685f16caa23….jpg)


Disgusting, who could ever be behind this degeneracy?



File: dc820aaea5e6eb5⋯.jpg (55.75 KB, 552x696, 23:29, Use the street or get beat.jpg)

This is how I diplomacy


File: 299b4a641b64867⋯.jpg (69.02 KB, 634x471, 634:471, 3f3e55d177a4c8033304cb63e1….jpg)

This is how I diplomacy


File: 779bad024e0629e⋯.jpg (96.74 KB, 620x416, 155:104, WORST KOREA IN A NUTSHELL.jpg)



What is nips' slang term for (((worst gooks))) masquerading as their own?


File: 23fc1be0acb64b0⋯.jpg (234.56 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __original_drawn_by_meow_n….jpg)

This is how I armour up.


File: 846b5c2c3abc0c5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 754.69 KB, 1280x1155, 256:231, 3e12f177-c5db-4cf0-818b-66….png)

File: 3545a07436b0ecf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 997.04 KB, 1051x1400, 1051:1400, 797f605c-fb90-4ce7-85c9-91….png)

File: da01ba148a8566d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 217.72 KB, 540x792, 15:22, b199a13c-ba70-4280-bbe0-6c….png)

File: 1c65c2e2cbc8956⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 837.51 KB, 1141x1130, 1141:1130, 5f1f4288-fae9-47fe-a0c8-66….png)

File: 2b3c368a2e08df9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 800.16 KB, 953x1179, 953:1179, 842a8bd3-43f8-44f2-8312-5e….png)

This is how I lust demon


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is how i play the final boss vs party encounter



>final boss clipping through the crystal during a cut-scene

I can't believe the developers didn't catch that.


File: 138442eb12db31b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 668.7 KB, 717x1000, 717:1000, 84f465c0635823cdf7f59ee22e….png)


This is how I knightfu



I need to mamoru this.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Hollow Knight?


File: 485f7989c31986f⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 342x257, 342:257, LuXC6ou.gif)

This is how I rogue


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


THIS is how your rogue


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I cat-fight


File: d80d2bf70aebbfe⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.5 KB, 580x320, 29:16, A heterosexual in a sea of….jpg)


Great art and some really good designs, too bad the artist can't straight for shit. It's all girls, I think I've only seen her draw a SINGLE male character, and he was selling ice cream to the onis, for fucks sake. Fucking swede that she is, the gay bitch



Well at least they draw solo girls.


File: bc831096cb4ff1d⋯.png (17.25 KB, 166x183, 166:183, Thousandsyearsmug.png)




File: e6433c9168e76cc⋯.jpg (298.37 KB, 850x1552, 425:776, 20180116.jpg)


My word…..




quick question, are you 2 traps or other type of effeminate weeb IRL?



Quick question, faggot, is that any kind of question to ask on an anonymous Mongolian Calligraphy Board?



why the avoidance


File: 7d0c2f4598f5fbd⋯.png (4.19 KB, 473x92, 473:92, 0.png)

This is how I cry


File: 64cc9dec50bda91⋯.jpg (62.35 KB, 850x517, 850:517, 20180124.jpg)

This is how I lazy


File: 599f9643a802973⋯.jpg (229.08 KB, 1485x2307, 495:769, WurYaZ9.jpg)


This is how you golems??



I always wonder why they added those paints when Vanilla was objectively better

I hope the reconstructions are just bad or something.



This is how they actually looked



I dunno, kind of feels like Jojo rediscovered ancient color A E S T H E T I C S. Max saturation, so that it's realer than real. The symbol of red, rather than the mundane ruddy, and so forth with all the rainbow.

But really that's just the oddest of the bunch. Rest appear relatively sane. Additionally, I doubt they've included any shading. The anthropologists appear to lack the arcane technique known as 'thinning'.




I have not an iota of doubt in my head that the actual artists did a far far far better job of applying any paints than any half-arsed contemporary attempt.



Weren't statues of Nike painted rainbow?


File: 3bb0b4e52d55705⋯.jpg (259.21 KB, 1001x985, 1001:985, 20180123.jpg)

This is how set up "You meet in a tavern"


File: a53e1e7afca5e8a⋯.jpeg (332.16 KB, 1000x643, 1000:643, 636331414502688028.jpeg)

>this is how I orc wife


File: acc3157d5199c4c⋯.jpg (49.64 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, A man of culture.jpg)



>You want a "traditional" campaign? Fine.

>You meet in a tavern

>And by "tavern," I mean a Maid Cafe in the greatest city on Earth; Tokyo, Japan.

>You are all employed there as the staff

>Roll on each of these tables to find out who and what you are, then tell me a bit about yourself. I'm going to start drinking to prepare myself for this madness.


File: 353cb82fe754525⋯.jpg (147.8 KB, 1288x852, 322:213, 1482016994667.jpg)

File: fedf1976bc66e3b⋯.jpg (64.8 KB, 418x305, 418:305, 1a46de1d-68d9-42e0-9c4a-03….jpg)


Oh, you like the uglies too


File: a8d8c610abf1f70⋯.jpg (287.23 KB, 666x1033, 666:1033, It's Good.jpg)



You know, that could make a fun Maid one shot…



I'm pretty sure that's what >>357334 was implying.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I Lawful Good


File: e5ff7695fb577c4⋯.webm (1.01 MB, 1024x432, 64:27, Chain_of_/k/ommand.webm)

This is how I use Contacts.


File: 9ec0026b9b893c4⋯.png (174.98 KB, 281x253, 281:253, 1444229652615.png)



I am pretty sure >>357334 was jokingly implying weebs can be pretty insufferable about their shit even if you ask them to tone it down for single campaign.

the fact you guys mistook the hyperbole for a pitch is silly.


File: 22e98f3b6964bca⋯.jpg (254.75 KB, 600x693, 200:231, 22e98f3b6964bca06dd0772c73….jpg)

this is how I wood elves.



>the fact you guys mistook the hyperbole for a pitch is silly

Where do you think we are?


File: b0e6c8a2eb166fe⋯.jpg (188.63 KB, 921x1280, 921:1280, You, yes you, get out..jpg)

This is how I diplomacy


The best Black Ops are the ones where you never have to leave the hotel room. You may ask why you're in a local hotel rather than in your office watching youtube vids - but how are you planning to soak the client for expenses if you're not collecting receipts from the mission area? You won't even get your Per Diem without basic documentation like that. besides, you don't even get room service, minibars, laundry, or massages in the office


File: 22d7643631a2463⋯.png (161.96 KB, 378x477, 42:53, e8e60409e52a39d12a016066c4….png)


I would play the hell out of the campeign idea

>Ancient evil cannot defeat your twinkcasters, your elf meidos, your northern fightingmen, your dwarven companions or the pet shapeshifting dragon that used to be pete's character until he got lolbanned by the gm. Now to save your world you must learn tea service in real earth because you're playing out the worst parts of an ishkei anime now.



Hell, i'd love to see this towering frost-rimed barbarian in a clan-patterned maid outfit adorned with runes, bones, and a skull or two. So this guy comes up to a table with two fuckhuge mugs of thick mead and goes "How you leetle folk say 'am I of ka-wayee?'"

Sounds like a fun time.




Any gane can be made awesome if the players and GM take it over the top.

What sounds more fun?

<Fantasy Maid Cafe

>X-TREME Fantasy Maid Cafe & Knuckles: Director's Cut

>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

>Joint production by Kojima Productions and Gainax



I need a source for this slavic operating.


File: 91d247c7790edb4⋯.png (300.25 KB, 550x544, 275:272, eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2….png)


I don't know where I got the taste for it, but it's here now.

This is how I familiar.

>It's perfectly normal on the plane I summoned it from!


File: 470591c8cb714f7⋯.gif (341.31 KB, 500x381, 500:381, Hank-Boomhauer-Dale-Bill-P….gif)

This is how I d20 modern


File: d4cc44e25ef0e9e⋯.jpg (51.24 KB, 530x391, 530:391, 20180125.jpg)


>d20 modern

Is d20 modern any good? I didn't like it for Star Wars. I don't know; I feel like d20 is bad for anything that's not swords&sorcery


File: 564eb87a1ee7b12⋯.jpg (51.91 KB, 500x375, 4:3, Edgelord harder, faggot.jpg)


It's better than 3.5/PF for what that's worth. Casters are rebalanced or flat out obsolete in many cases (You can throw a fireball? That's cool. I bought this rocket launcher that does twice the damage and doesn't have a uses per day limit).

>This is how I call of Cthulhu.





It sucks for swords and sorcery too. I have no idea why d20 systems are so popular when d100 and d6 systems exist and are so much better.



It (D20M) works relatively well for modern settings, if you treat it as a generic system and mod the shit out of it.

>I have no idea why d20 systems are so popular

The OGL, pure and simple. Hell of a business move there. It made certain that pretty much every 3rd party game was built on d20 because why would you go to the trouble of creating your own system when there's a working one right here that's legal to use and not all that shitty. That in itself ensured that it became the dominant system on the market; it's the one system you can be sure that every random you pick up at your FLGS knows at least 'well enough' to play, that ensures it gets played, that ensures people publish shit for it.


File: 3f6df0f89f7a08a⋯.jpg (93.6 KB, 595x841, 595:841, the life of a trap.jpg)

This is how I level up a barbarian.


File: 92ac66454787282⋯.png (272.52 KB, 501x483, 167:161, Disdain for vikings.png)

This is how I paladin



>Disdain for vikings

Isn't that a Norman helmet?


File: 88a0eae4938a24b⋯.jpg (145.36 KB, 736x939, 736:939, 81c5fedeeffa9c756a4db4c39f….jpg)


Nevermind, I confused it with one of those.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I pilot


File: bc6a8cfaca6ca4e⋯.jpg (1.35 MB, 2848x2136, 4:3, Sutton Hoo helmet replica.JPG)


It's a replica of a helmet worn by an Anglo Saxon king.



Why do you fill out the name/email/subject fields? Why are you posting a shitty low-res video that contains a shitty "slow-mo" for 10 minutes for no reason? Shouldn't you lurk more before posting?



>2 year minimum

<Doesn't even wait for 2 days

People like you are the reason why everything has gone to shit.




>Stealing everything for the last 1000 years.



Thanks, I noticed later.


File: 9cefc775133e7f9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 88.74 KB, 612x410, 306:205, hush yuri cake.png)


Please don't bully the yuri cake.


File: b2fe623a210aacd⋯.png (985.7 KB, 1280x863, 1280:863, The triumph of light - Sor….png)

This is how I Paladin.


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

This is how I Artificer



it is the duty of a female knight to meet an obscene fate at the hands of the demon king


File: e18afffec7f39a3⋯.jpg (78.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, you are boobs.jpg)


Fuck off, Darkness. Take your rape fetish somewhere else.


File: f190806a3484456⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 362.35 KB, 950x1328, 475:664, 02page03.jpg)


>if you fight your enemies, they win GUESS HOW THIS ENDS



Dont bully her you bastard, that only makes her hornier.


File: 7d622a286d18f96⋯.jpg (139.38 KB, 500x798, 250:399, 20180202.jpg)


How does that work?



What is she holding? I can't tell if those are scrotums or garlic



Condoms. Used and filled.



The artist is spacejin I think I wrote the name wrong, whatever and those are testicles with teh skin removed. He likes those.



Low level monsters need wombs too you know


File: 3bd22e6990d5437⋯.jpg (757.41 KB, 1055x1500, 211:300, 01.jpg)

File: 32c5f3dc632472b⋯.jpg (672.19 KB, 1055x1500, 211:300, 02.jpg)

File: db3871968992daf⋯.jpg (713.39 KB, 1055x1500, 211:300, 03.jpg)

File: 07e14967cfa058d⋯.jpg (694.03 KB, 1055x1500, 211:300, 04.jpg)


File: 48e9d0125a3e418⋯.jpg (674.65 KB, 1407x2069, 1407:2069, [grins in an evil fashion].JPG)


This is how I GM.


File: 28758c4b37b8e94⋯.jpg (11.98 KB, 252x238, 18:17, CQC.jpg)


Post the rest of it you bitch


File: ba738a39738e5aa⋯.jpg (147.14 KB, 987x900, 329:300, metal slime.jpg)


>tfw already seen and fapped to the whole thing and have no intention of sharing


File: 9c49e4a1b89745b⋯.jpg (754.02 KB, 920x3992, 115:499, Playing WoW day 1.JPG)

This is how I make friends




I figured the title on the first page made it easy enough to gewgul.


File: 102b7da86749993⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 3605x2085, 721:417, IMG_0272.JPG)

This is how I chef.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


This is how I teamwork & CHEF


File: af28f2c77a28811⋯.gif (784.46 KB, 500x278, 250:139, we call him chuck.gif)

This is how I take care of children/prisoners


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>buy game simply because feminists screamed and cried about big tits on a character

>play as the dwarf anyway

>hit lvl 100 primarily by playing online coop

this is how I cure the cancer infesting gaming.


File: 530e0c7bccfee93⋯.jpg (121.86 KB, 800x824, 100:103, 20180207.jpg)



Here's the campaign expansion set.


File: 1fe4e5884fe0035⋯.webm (4.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, [Dwarf intensifies].webm)


It is a pretty good example of how to dwarf.


File: fdb575eaa578040⋯.jpg (30.4 KB, 640x640, 1:1, fuck this2.jpg)

this is how i practice necromancy


File: 1d74329399aa136⋯.jpg (401.59 KB, 1424x842, 712:421, 7000_skeletons.jpg)


>not pic related


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


>not embed related


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




I necro in German


File: 10f86564d1369c5⋯.png (227.09 KB, 500x281, 500:281, average dnd party.png)

This is how we party


File: edc80f1c0d48c62⋯.jpg (196 KB, 1300x963, 1300:963, BucovinaBeastmaster.jpg)

This is how I beastmaster


File: bfb4787ec59aba9⋯.jpg (37.09 KB, 600x391, 600:391, insert-evil-laugh.jpg)

This is how I Druid


File: 38326d5ce55a638⋯.png (33.42 KB, 383x381, 383:381, tumblr_p3e7vdAaYk1r5h2ogo1….png)

This is how I animal companion


File: 4e6f9c74d18b6af⋯.mp4 (1.21 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, leaked_footage_of_Russians….mp4)

This is how my party puzzles


File: 1bc2bbb2bc6bcad⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 1700x2267, 1700:2267, 1337607765487.jpg)

This is how I artificer.



That's their word. You can use "rigga" if you're friends with some of them though.


File: d3c02a131e130f7⋯.webm (15.97 MB, 1200x500, 12:5, Leningrad Voyage.webm)


File: 5f66cca4be8e037⋯.jpg (105.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, MV5BODEyYWViY2ItYzZlMC00NG….jpg)

this is how I elven beastmaster.


File: 955cacf30fcb4f7⋯.png (237.24 KB, 610x252, 305:126, Just Good Business.png)

This is how I Games Workshop



>Aggressively protecting copyright and suing people for drawing innocent fanart incorrectly



>overpricing minis so no one can afford them but the extremely hardcore and video game licencing keeps you afloat

when socialists attempt to understand capitalism.



You look to brutally crack down on a violent gang of thugs, murderers, and thieves by enslaving a misanthropic sea legend who would otherwise just be floating around capturing the souls of the dead?

Beckett did no wrong, all pirates must hang



The threat of hanging was the reason why there were so many pirates in the first place.



>Punishing violent thieves for their acts of violent loot and plunder just encourages more pirates

Don't think I follow your line of thought there, apologist.



England did not hang only pirates. During that time, they reasoned that since they could not catch every criminal, the least they could do was punish the few they did get so hard, that people would think twice before committing a crime.

But people who are starving don't get deterred from theft by the brutal punishment. They just hope they get away with it. But when a bloke gets recognized as the asshole who stole a loaf of bread, he now knows that either he sticks around and gets strung up, or he joins a band of pirates.

Can you guess what decision most people reached?

>violent thieves

You'd call that "robbers".

Thieves are the people who take your stuff without your noticing it.



Most pirates weren't criminals on the run from the law. Most of them were former naval crewmen who had either mutinied or joined the pirates when their contract ended and they realised they didn't have any other skills.


File: cdf49cd04e3d544⋯.webm (4.14 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, eU.webm)

This is how I french tankery


Nice morbid twist to the story in the Leningrad Voyage music video.



What's the actual name of that song? I swear I've heard if before somewhere but I can't place it.



It's called Le Chant de L'Oignon (The Onion Song). It's a Napoleonic-era marching song about how onions give you the strength to beat the stuffing out of the Austrians.


File: a2b4b85707a2866⋯.jpg (59.19 KB, 390x569, 390:569, Opium wars were best wars.jpg)

This is how I PC plan


File: b1b0f10de2d7c45⋯.jpg (343.61 KB, 1299x1000, 1299:1000, the onionpill.jpg)


>about how onions give you the strength

This is how I onionpill


File: 5cbce719a862a99⋯.jpg (36.55 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 5cbce719a862a994b1e3dc09c7….jpg)

This is how I familiar


File: 9c4e87f6d2c6069⋯.jpg (238.17 KB, 1223x773, 1223:773, Firewarrior plot summary.jpg)


This is how I Mont'ka.


File: 149ef9eddaa43ee⋯.jpg (76.48 KB, 420x544, 105:136, supay.jpg)

File: c7331121f29080c⋯.jpg (217.75 KB, 718x1000, 359:500, viracocha.jpg)

File: c354cc7aabdc85d⋯.jpg (508.55 KB, 718x1000, 359:500, pachamama.jpg)

This is how I Incan pantheon.


Is this the same artist?




Yes. it's Genzoman



>full blown bean

Weren't Incan deities Aryan and not is the designated shitskin sense?



You might be conflating a single one with all. /pol/ is a great source for polemic alternative anthropology, but some of the infodumps and copypastas are not exactly verifiable and more conjecture than reasoned hypothesis. There are simpler explanations than people coming to South America with blue eyes.

I doubt anyone has ever been born with horns, yet a horned god appears often in Celtic and Breton mythology. Do you see a parallel? Sky blue eyes may have been to them as antlers were to us, or long noses to the Japs.

As far as genealogical research and clovis culture has shown, ancient Europeans only went as far as Florida before the Asiatics subsumed them. The Andes are quite literally on the opposite side of the globe. Not impossible, but incredibly improbable.



And only after posting do I fully get your sentence. The "is" really threw me off.



>the mau

>the meow



File: 091483de13479e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.59 KB, 700x700, 1:1, bushicat_26.jpg)


Don't you mean to say ME-WOW


File: d26e63f001459d3⋯.webm (1.93 MB, 864x486, 16:9, The hero we need.webm)

This is how I Mutants & Masterminds


File: 049a6025d5f62e1⋯.png (325.79 KB, 540x463, 540:463, garf.png)

This is how I GM a first time wizard.



But if you tell them to be careful how will they learn to be responsible reality warpers?



Because just like Garfield telling the wizard to be careful means that they will deliberately be reckless.



File: 26ea7aa4b925567⋯.webm (538.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Enjoy_Hell.webm)

This is how I paladin.


File: ceb1037072dd253⋯.jpg (94.61 KB, 540x706, 270:353, slavlauncher.jpg)

This is how I ranger


File: 3f83b3488cb7d7b⋯.jpg (17.43 KB, 284x500, 71:125, Hiya!.jpg)

This is how I Street Sam


File: 08caf8d1cf8edf4⋯.jpg (66.14 KB, 720x484, 180:121, 9443e.jpg)

This is how I comms.


File: 41594f9724bb81e⋯.webm (7.72 MB, 640x360, 16:9, thai_insurance_ad.webm)

This is how I neutral good


File: aafc111e359381c⋯.webm (8.1 MB, 720x352, 45:22, Wizard People, Dear Reade….webm)

this is how I headcannon player interaction.

I don't care, I am actually reading between the lines.


File: c886fb732b7d671⋯.jpg (41.89 KB, 500x307, 500:307, IMG_0560.JPG)

This is how I outlook on everything I ever used to enjoy



That is how I Live RL


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



I was going to say something snarky and try to tie it into the theme of the thread, but I've been there too and what helped is realizing that I stopped enjoying all my hobbies because all my real progress in life became halted and all I had was the escapism, which quickly became a chore of escapism on its own.

Men lay the landscape for their satisfaction in their life by adopting responsibility.

Have a fucking leaf with a Ph.D. on the topic. Very helpful, and I strongly recommend watching the whole video. I guess this is how I Inspire Heroism.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


the least satisfied men I have ever known have adopted responsibilities like kermit the leaf recommends.

between this and boatgirlfag my cancer ended up killing my other cancer.


File: 19eeeddf16c76f3⋯.png (872.54 KB, 600x2250, 4:15, I don't do romance.png)

This is how I Weapon Specialisation


File: 3f45ce0438361b6⋯.jpg (45.16 KB, 678x606, 113:101, i_will_tell_you_how_he_liv….jpg)


I appreciate the effort, its probably a little late for me but in general its good and well meaning advice.

>I guess this is how I Image Board



Get that Israel-apologist cuck piece of dog shit out of here.



I was wondering when the latest character assassination would come. didn't take long.

yeah Kotaku, we know you hate anyone that wont use your pronoums now fuck off


File: fe107c7583bde7b⋯.webm (2.23 MB, 806x598, 31:23, stalker.webm)


That elf is all legs. It reminds me of Gondolas.



Then they adopted the wrong responsibilities, or adopted them for the wrong reasons. Humans are designed for constant struggle. We self-destruct without real conflict to work against. The point is, your hobbies start to lose meaning when they're your only sense of accomplishment.


It's actually Vox Day leading the charge against him right now. They go to /pol/ and will post a hitpiece article against him, and in the 150 post thread that follows, 50-100 of the posts will be (1)s.



>hurr durr read an 8grade book about not being a manchild

>stop being a manchild

>clean your room xDDD

Donate to my patreon for more insight and feelgood bullshit, btw. that's academic level and my patreon is quite a steal all things considered.

Btw. ingroup preference is terrible, racist and bigoted, so don't do that, okay?

Supporting people who look, think, and speak like you has no logical basis (^:

Don't be an antisemite either, bud.



You can tell the spergs when they have to go to internet arms against the presence of meaningful advice if it came from somebody they don't like, and then fail to even characterize them in their criticism.



I'm sure cleaning your room is a valuable advice for people over 21 years of age, keep the patreon bucks going for BASED jordan peterson.

That's what i'd go to college for!

But then again, political science students don't learn what is the political system of the country they're in so i guess he's a truly exceptional educator.



>It's actually Vox Day leading the charge against him right now. They go to /pol/ and will post a hitpiece article against him, and in the 150 post thread that follows, 50-100 of the posts will be (1)s.

yeah I can see that:


sucks being a PhD on a sea of cultural marxists with an failed jewish ideology.




we will wait for you to realize that no one is telling you to clean your room.

sick character assassination tho, you slut, you will for sure save Trudeau and communism will work this time, keep it up.



You're derailing the thread at this point, but I'm not going to let malicious mischaracterization stand.

"Clean your room" is a meme that is a protest against university professors telling students that it's their job to change the world, even offering extra credit for protesting. The message is to take in hand and correct the things that are wrong in your immediate vicinity before thinking you can go solve the evils of capitalism. Its secondary meaning is that your life is not the exceptional, but the mundane: you don't get to edit out the boring parts of your life like you're in a movie, so you have to make sure they're tolerable. Your quality of life isn't the one time you stood on a stage to be rewarded for something: it's how you live on a day to day basis, so microroutine is important, and will lay the groundwork for the big things you want to do. So start humble, and make sure your life is in order. Set up the environment you want to live in, and need to operate from, to pursue the big goals.

I don't know where you think you're going with the criticism that he has a Patreon. He puts up all his lectures for free on YouTube. They aren't even monetized, for crying out loud. You show me another professor that does that. All Patreon is for is online Q&A.

>political science students


He's a psychology professor specializing in personality demographics.

>hurrdurr groups

He's an individualist. Big whoop. He's not as right wing as I'd like him to be, and he's unfair to the historic reality of National Socialism, but he saves all his most intense vitriol for Marxism and anything that ever came out of it. He's a centrist that has ended up on the Right because of how far outward the Left has skewed.


File: 1b915a31f5bdf17⋯.png (620.31 KB, 791x502, 791:502, CEAra.png)


>I'm sure cleaning your room is a valuable advice for people over 21 years of age

to be fair, there are lot of "adults" who need this advice.

You can take some advice while realizing that Peterson is fervently centralist, anti commie and anti-nazi. Good advice can come from many places.



I agree the guy you are replying to is a turbo faggot that still doesnt wipe his own ass.

but I didn't take what you wrote from his speech. no is not an ode to mediocrity and not a praise to being a low life normie.

none of the myths he mentioned even touched that subject. no offense, but I think you might be a bland NPC person that is seeking validation on your boring routinely ways.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


That's not even what that video was addressing. Cool one-post psychoanalysis, though.

He's got literal hundreds of hours of speeches, lectures, and interviews online. He talks about the necessity of getting your "minor" details fluid in a solid chunk of them.


File: 6a365bd4c022b81⋯.png (78.44 KB, 514x356, 257:178, Dr Peterson.png)


When will he address race and IQ and the JQ, Anon?



>he's not a racialist so you shouldn't be talking about him

I'm an ethnonationalist myself, and your polemic bullshit is either skinhead retardation or Alinskyite shilling to try and press something good as being insufficient for not being perfect.

And for the record, he openly talks about racial differences in IQ. He's just bluepilled on Jews specifically and doesn't question historical narrative. Hence, an individualist.



>every single thread on the front page of /leftypol/ right now is covered in anti-Peterson spam

Oh, I see. That time of day, I guess.




<He a good boy. He dindu nuffin. Be sure to buy a personality test and clean your room, anons.




do you get paid per post?



I've heard it's by (You).



so just pretending to be retarded? dont forget to say bazinga



>He's just bluepilled on Jews specifically and doesn't question historical narrative. Hence, an individualist.


>good advice

So uncle good advice is against actually accomplishing goals unless it's hedonism because 6 quintillion jews died and narrative cannot be ever challenge or another 60 Decillion will die.

Great psychology professor, just live for urself, nothing else is important but you!



>individualism means hedonism and narcissism

Every time you post, you further prove you're not even surface-level acquainted with what he says, or even familiar with what the words involved mean.


File: 0a934fd55071388⋯.png (110.99 KB, 1733x507, 1733:507, Russian anti-UFO cannon.png)


This is how I custom weapon design



IIRC concrete isn't really good with that amount of pressure.



Just throw some perlite in there, comrade. It'll be fine.



It only needs to hold its structure (and act as a pressure vessel) for a fraction of a second to get the cap moving fast enough to be worth it.


File: c6b8917257db465⋯.png (252.15 KB, 598x364, 23:14, ClipboardImage.png)



Pretty much that, but pointing upwards, and a few million times bigger. From the size and speed of the EFP it could probably wreck a nuclear bunker on Pluto if you could figure out the trajectory to get it there. I'm now picturing the Soviets building this thing in response to an Alien invasion, only for them to realise that it can't be aimed and the Ayys refuse to park their ships in its line of fire.



>I'm now picturing the Soviets building this thing in response to an Alien invasion, only for them to realise that it can't be aimed and the Ayys refuse to park their ships in its line of fire.

If the alien will not come to yuo, comrade, yuo must come to the alien and dig more holes!



>the Ayys refuse to park their ships in its line of fire

There's only a couple of ways you can accomplish that.

>be in a geostationary orbit

>park in one of the Lagrange points

>be in an orbit with an orbital period evenly divisible with the planet's rotational period, such that you trace the same path over the ground each time

>be in an orbit the inclination of which is less than the latitude of the device (so build you gun on or near the equator)

>don't be in orbit at all, just 'hover' in space

Option 1 and 2 are a waste of delta-vee. Option 3 and 4 require the ayys to already know where the device is.

Option 5 requires the Ayys to have a reactionless drive, in which case there's nothing stopping them from turning a spare boat into a planet-cracker and we're fucked anyway.

TL;DR: Build the thing on the equator, hide it good, and wait. The ayy mothership will pass overhead eventually.



I'm pretty sure that at those speeds (and I'm a bit skeptical of them, after some quick calculations it seems they would have to convert all of the tsar bomba yield to kinetic energy to get a 1000 kg projectile to 0.1 c), rather than a coherent copper projectile, you would have a cloud of plasma travelling at relativistic speeds, emitting a fuckload of radiation whenever it collides with air molecules. I'm not sure the debris would even exit the atmosphere.


Curiously enough, a somewhat similar event happened in the past, when an underground nuclear test (Operation Plumbbob) accidentally made a 900 kg manhole cover fly up in the atmosphere - although it did so at just about 0.0002 c.


File: 64ab7f6cf166c42⋯.webm (1.61 MB, 320x240, 4:3, fiber optics leaking ligh….webm)

this is how do laser based traps.

touchy touchy~

vous activated my trap ohohohoohohohohohoohohon~



I suppose that a high speed, expanding, cloud of plasma that spews out lethal radiation as it flies would help circumvent the 'can't be aimed for shit' part of this design.


So the thread got briefly derailed for a while over an argument. I take back nothing I said, but there are new developments that kind of pull the rug out from under the issue. I'd feel negligent to not at least make interested parties aware. Chrow can confirm I was the one posting in defense of Peterson, if he so desires.




Wait, fuck, maybe not. I may have been workposting at the time. RIP me.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I showboat


Cute "feels" ad but if his day job was insurance broker, he would be fired for paying out claims too much like in Mr Incredible in the first movie.


>Weapon Specialisation

>multiple blades

Weapon is singular, dude.


File: ef66f96f4a4b7d0⋯.png (261.56 KB, 398x370, 199:185, levels of smug.png)


>He doesn't take weapon spec for multiple weapons in order to always have the right tool for the job.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is how I DEX in modern RPGs


File: 3abb13276139cfa⋯.png (380.89 KB, 656x425, 656:425, reckless faggotry.png)

This is how I react to my players builds.


File: 02089cee39484fb⋯.jpg (42.28 KB, 480x656, 30:41, elf 1938.jpg)


>WWE level of showboating

<a good man is hard to find

<but a hard man is good to find.

<lucky you found me, a good hard man.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>and that's why Samoa Azerak only has a 23% chance of winning and I have a 141 and 2/3rds chance of winning this sunday in the tomb of horrors.

<Paladin Steiner I am not sure if your math works ...

>Hey Buttkisser, cast Remove Disease on me before I goto see the most Holy Lady

<Why Paladin Steiner, why would I need to cast ...

>Because when your a genetic freak like me Buttkisser, they can't keep your hands off you


File: 8b954e6b82f820e⋯.jpg (157.68 KB, 829x1200, 829:1200, 20180722.jpg)

This is how I apprentice soothsayer


File: 7ac8b2534c1ec2e⋯.png (535.45 KB, 714x1002, 119:167, tumblr_pcfpovZ4l11unm603o5….png)

File: f1666046a35fbc3⋯.png (512.38 KB, 714x1002, 119:167, tumblr_pcfpovZ4l11unm603o4….png)

File: 1e1e281a4bcd4f4⋯.png (369.72 KB, 714x1002, 119:167, tumblr_pcfpovZ4l11unm603o2….png)

File: c9f150f2516a494⋯.png (460.71 KB, 714x1002, 119:167, tumblr_pcfpovZ4l11unm603o3….png)

File: 0bc35c1c0403451⋯.png (584.95 KB, 714x1002, 119:167, tumblr_pcfpovZ4l11unm603o1….png)


Here, anon. Have an other male character by that artist. Sorry to bump this dead thread for this.





File: a9f00c629d2fafe⋯.png (116.28 KB, 601x509, 601:509, tumblr_p5wwc6PYgr1unm603o1….png)

File: 8fe0df6d29026bb⋯.png (43.93 KB, 550x322, 275:161, tumblr_p7ngrgVaHg1unm603o2….png)


>Great art and some really good designs, too bad the artist can't straight for shit. It's all girls, I think I've only seen her draw a SINGLE male character, and he was selling ice cream to the onis, for fucks sake. Fucking swede that she is, the gay bitch

I like her. My love/hate relationship with Sweden continues to this day.




Why do you do this to me? The less I have to see her art, the better it is for me. It's nice to see her draw an actual manly looking character, but my dangersense is ringing. He's probably gay or some shit, and I bet money he ain't married like he should be.



Like any true commander, I'm pretty sure he's married to his work.


File: b7f1e5abd0c3e46⋯.mp4 (266 KB, 480x266, 240:133, How I monk.mp4)

How I monk



*This is how I GM.




>moves at least 10% the speed of light

I find that hard to believe. That's about 18000 miles an hour.


File: 8403de5d5326870⋯.webm (275.74 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Gordon_Rev.webm)

This is how I GM someone who used to GM me.


File: 6f46c1934da78af⋯.jpg (77.2 KB, 672x372, 56:31, Grave Robber.jpg)

How I run a criminal organization


File: da5cfad53d6f035⋯.webm (3.14 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, WhatIsOnTheseBoats.webm)


This is how I run a completely legal organization.



Your webm seems to be broken. Source please?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



My webm starts at around the 4 minute mark.


File: 331b62618a3f1c8⋯.gif (698.54 KB, 300x224, 75:56, Tenw.gif)





File: 71220652be28d5b⋯.mp4 (5.08 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, THOT CRIES AFTER HER INSTA….mp4)


is funny that I am in 2 slow websites. and both have little sissies that post anime pictures and complain about everything as if they are not talking about themselves too


File: fb0e97407ecbb14⋯.png (556.18 KB, 720x672, 15:14, fb0e97407ecbb14b449bd2bd78….png)


Yo, what?


File: e62d85bfb0c0464⋯.png (437.38 KB, 720x1157, 720:1157, e62d85bfb0c0464a203ac7e6ae….png)

This is how I iIIusionist


File: aa5348c3dd98933⋯.png (194.08 KB, 428x237, 428:237, Laughing_dwarves.png)


>Roastie Connoisseur trying to make fun of anybody ever.

This is how I react.


File: 1d7c761c0ac40e0⋯.png (331.79 KB, 500x553, 500:553, typical player.png)

This is how my players are. To be fair though, they manage to make it entertaining.


File: 414235d43aa483d⋯.mp4 (10.63 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 414235d43aa483d0d1a29a0d54….mp4)

This is how I character backstory.



This is how I rip into you as the cuck giving everyone the impression that the DM has no stake in enjoying themselves and can't even "This is how I" correctly.


File: 95e27fa344e87c1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.6 MB, 4800x6600, 8:11, DMing.jpg)


This is how you should be.



This makes me wonder if a gay DM could have his boyfriend at the table. Would they be as bad as a girlfriend?



I think the same problems would arise. You can't have a conflict on interest when you're supposed to be a neutral third party, and an SO is always a conflict of interest. You can't go against your instincts.



Well the thing is I think most gay couples are more sort of balanced for that. Like they don't passively go out of their way as often, least from what I've seen.

Especially if it's a shared hobby, unless one is a definite bitch between the two.



>how my players are


That's how you are.

Also, NPCs do not exist dumbass.

They are all the DM.

It's not like NPCs in a tabletop game are automated drones that have generic looping conversation topics.

An "NPC" is one of the many, many PCs the DM has.










>Non-Player Character

>Controlled(Played) by the Dungeon Master




DM isn't a player. He's the DM.




The DM is playing as well, dumbass.


File: b1abf734415ee4b⋯.png (9.01 MB, 1200x6742, 600:3371, ClipboardImage.png)

This is how I monk-in-training


File: 0047b82462801d5⋯.png (105.18 KB, 400x256, 25:16, 8XKTxnf.png)

This is how I seduce


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


This is how I Cleric.





I'm deeply surprised I don't hear soundclips of this more often. That's deep belly laugh material


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>That's deep belly laugh material

Fr Ted is a good show for that sort of thing.


File: 391c3194008a99b⋯.png (556.72 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, tumblr_pj0uzdbNbQ1unm603o3….png)

File: 651cb77367ca8ce⋯.png (551.98 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, tumblr_pj0uzdbNbQ1unm603o2….png)

File: 13842ab974ddda8⋯.png (690.92 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, tumblr_pj0uzdbNbQ1unm603o1….png)

File: e009853569497d2⋯.png (688.45 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, tumblr_pj0uzdbNbQ1unm603o4….png)


This is how I bully you.



I'm convinced ModeSeven is a slanesh daemon


File: 1c5a5fdfdf9af04⋯.jpg (48.06 KB, 500x333, 500:333, Are you tripping.jpg)

This is how I Call of Cthulhu


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>Clean your room

It's a meme. He stole it from motivational speakers with military backgrounds. Aside that, you're missing the point why it's a meme. The man has accrued an absurd amount of power and influence entirely on the basis of handing out basic-bitch 'fatherly' advice to losers who are losers because the system that he supports made them that way.

>Psychology Professor

Yet he's wandering the world, pretending that his advice on 'microroutines' is preventing people from radicalizing. He's either an 'intellectual' that's totally out of his depth, already nailed to the wall with all the the others by Thomas Sowell, or he's just a shill for men behind the throne.

>Individualist & Vitriol for Marxism

As I just implied, he's a globalist shill.


And he hardly knows shit about Marxism. The man has not the respect or attention to know the enemy for being one of the leading figures in resisting them. He points to The Gulag Archipelago and Post-Modernists constantly when Post-Modernism has nothing to do with what we've been dealing with and the Gulag Archipelago is a fucking work of fiction. Anti-Communist Russian Scholars have straight-up called it as much and he's paraded it around to further his street cred with people who have never even talked to Slavs. The groups that actually let the enemy in the gates, so to speak, when it came to academia and governance were women/feminists and corporatists, and he tiptoes around pointing an actual finger of blame at one and is backed by the other. The man has been, since day one, a fame-seeking agent of the status quo with a chameleon's intuition. He hijacked new-wave Christianity to shroud his bullshit, for fuck's sake.

Go back to the intellectual dork web and circlejerk about your cult-leader there instead of making /tg/ even more shit, please.



After an entire year, he still never got his context


File: 97c3f3d1aedf701⋯.jpg (57.09 KB, 500x602, 250:301, 20190203.jpg)

How do you rouge rogue?



How the hell did a chump like him get that much influence in the first place? Aside from (((reasons))), of course. You'd think some of the losers who follow him would've found out it was advice their parents gave them.

Fuck's sake, there's a Greek on /k/ talking about his time with a merchant navy. Based on the storytime, you can learn a hell of a lot more practical knowledge and stop being a loser in a half-year contract than through any amount of bullshit "intellectuals" spew.


File: 267d9d857243786⋯.png (586.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, shit-eating grin.png)


This is how I thief.


File: 6e11a8c344f8b81⋯.jpg (174.74 KB, 1080x846, 60:47, peterson.jpg)


When there's a clique controlling and meeting on a regular basis to discuss what media and news are supposed to be about it's easy to ensure some people thrive, while others are silenced and unheard of.

Very easy to remove a bad goy from paypal, patreon, any payment processing or hosting service, if you're in Sillicon Valley elite, it's 1 phonecall at most, I was indifferent to him at first, saw through him the moment he got his google account restored, because deletion was a "system mistake", that has never happened to anyone else of relevance.

It probably went like this

>tranny at google didn't dilate on time that day, so went on to ban wrong thinkers

>peterson was accidentally caught in the crossfire

>(((bioluminescent intel operatives of african descent made a phonecall)))

>peterson is magically restored, like a secular jesus-like figure

>rakes in tons of money

>face is all over kosher media, including JQ (((GQ)))

<Jordan Peterson: “There was plenty of motivation to take me out. It just didn't work" | British GQ

Imagine the audacity of someone saying "silencing me didn't work out" while having active youtube, paypal, patreon, facebook, twitter, and being free to move around the world.


File: 2d512e9bf04f990⋯.jpg (26.89 KB, 600x328, 75:41, come on now.jpg)

This is how I sense motive.


File: 90a5e7f46e5f847⋯.gif (973.85 KB, 480x270, 16:9, Sandiego Netflix.gif)


She's getting a new cartoon, by the way, where she's the good guy. Voiced by a lovely Latina.


File: 3f934f079516698⋯.jpg (118.78 KB, 385x550, 7:10, IMG_20181124_113550.jpg)

This is how i diplomacy.


File: f24795e2a3bdffa⋯.jpg (101.74 KB, 683x864, 683:864, Chad slinger needs no prop….jpg)


This is how I Halfling


File: 84acb9318b17f21⋯.jpg (15.82 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault (4).jpg)

This is how I Druid


File: 1aaa1dad37b97a8⋯.png (425.23 KB, 553x480, 553:480, 1547205792843.png)

This is how i Druid/cast Speak with Animals


File: bb49a1228ec601d⋯.jpg (18.44 KB, 324x300, 27:25, Still a better partner tha….jpg)

This is how I Adeptus Mechanicus


File: 8e52011a0097c83⋯.png (14.14 KB, 560x560, 1:1, Elf.png)

This is how I elf.


File: dfe60df419fedfd⋯.jpg (19.86 KB, 309x332, 309:332, rope.jpg)

This is how I set up camp for the night.


File: 74caf8e68de08fa⋯.jpg (57.65 KB, 360x563, 360:563, 2deep4u.JPG)

This is how I review.



File: b98c856b08212d4⋯.jpg (66.1 KB, 600x433, 600:433, Top level UK security.jpg)

This is how I roll Bluff

[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / agatha2 / b2 / baaa / choroy / clang / dempart / doomer / vichan ]