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No.323969

>>316780 hit the limit, so it's time for the next thread.

Now that the new rules are out for a while, how has your favorite army suffered under them?

No.323973

>>323969

>conspicuously avoids talking about Ork players

No.323980

>>323975

Not in the japanese way and you know it very well.

>>323968

Its not about being pure, is that people get horribly maimed and wounded all the time in 40k, and people look at scars in a positive way in that culture (well, lets pretend for a moment there is an imperial culture).

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>>323959

>Because that's contrary to all of the themes and tone of Warhammer 40,000?

>>323975

>Like 40K isn't filled with its own cliches and heroics, not to mention hot women.

Indeed, plus it makes a great contrast, see:

>>323960

>if they aren't nuts, battle scarred and metal then they aren't sororitas, homoman.

>>323963

>>implying that being unhinged and being cute are mutually exclusive

>>323980

>Not in the japanese way and you know it very well.

Have you not heard of Madoka?

Hell, anything Gen Urobuchi writes would fit right in with 40k...

No.323991

>>323969

>Now that the new rules are out for a while, how has your favorite army suffered under them?

I haven't … yet just ordered the box and rules so don't have to play near a pc for the pdf's but my game night isn't until next weekend so hopefully have them at least built by then

No.323992

Orks are doing fine, it's the guard I'm worried about. But so many weapons got cheaper, it's easier than ever to slap power weapons on guard sergeants.

No.323993

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>Codex Space Marine: $50 >Trust us. This is the ((new)) GW No.323999 >>323980 40K animes: Made in Abyss except the creatures are genestealers, the abyss is a hive and the horror is gothic themed Any of the Gundams except its farsight Tau v empire Tau and instead of dropping orbitals they build massive planet destroying superweapons or a 08th ms team style with a battlesuit cadre fighting imperials in space vietnam Generic isekai anime but instead of fun adventures as a cute girl, its untold suffering as a warp entity Generic shonen fighting anime except all the characters are orks No.324001 File: 93133ae712ba926⋯.png (147.78 KB, 390x670, 39:67, gyancelot.png) File: cac86e357317092⋯.jpg (905.59 KB, 1274x1746, 637:873, Song_Dynasty_Vase_MS.jpg) >>323993 And GW drones will defend this. You could shit in a can and stick a GW mark on it and they'd buy it for a 100£. >>323999 Honestly, I can't see Tau ever being used like that. They're ugly aliens, not just blue skinned humans like the retarded fanart seems to think. At most they'll be enemies with a couple instances of honourable battle encounters. Make a series about a kid on a knight world that is secretly the true heir of a noble house, and throw in some Tau and Ork walkers to fight in the second season when he's reclaimed his title and goes out campaigning. That would probably be the easiest plot to get right and still be popular with the Nips. No.324002 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>323999 >>324001 >40k anime Come on, we all know what would come out of that. At best. No.324003 File: 2175c42bf21c70e⋯.jpg (182.04 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, image.jpg) >>323999 Wouldn't mind seeing cute space nuns doing cute things like burning heretics, shooting up cultists, and other things like that. Or we could essentially have the all guardsman party as an anime. That'd be interesting and meta as hell when they get to the tau part. No.324004 File: 8762d1967aa14da⋯.jpg (91.42 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1423475150238-3.jpg) >>323999 Why not a series based on Titian/Knight pilots instead of Tau? Tau are more or less generic mecha, while Imperial Titans/Knights have enough to stand out on their own. Or maybe an anthology series sorta like the Animatrix? Honestly surprised GW hasn't already done one. No.324007 File: 6da50436bee41b4⋯.jpg (84.14 KB, 920x858, 460:429, 40kPreviewJuly23_Chaplain8….jpg) File: 683ab4c4c49e33c⋯.jpg (80.93 KB, 920x849, 920:849, 40kPreviewJuly23_Apothecar….jpg) File: 6ad365e14e5ec6c⋯.jpg (102.22 KB, 1000x784, 125:98, 40kArmouredSoul.jpg) File: 0d9db4753089702⋯.jpg (155.31 KB, 920x1024, 115:128, GWPreOrderJuly22-RepulsorD….jpg) >tfw accidentally posted in the old thread ;_; https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/faith-fury-and-firepower-space-marines-preview-july23gw-homepage-post-1/ Characters look pretty good. The Chaplain is is a slightly less silly pose than when we last saw him, I wonder if he's been replaced or if both will be released. Not a fan of Imperial floating heavy tanks, though. No.324009 >>324007 Oh there's the Sephirot cosplayer. But yea the look good, if only they weren't literally pointlessly upsized marines. They'll be upsized in price as well, no thanks. Still like the core of the hoverboot, but the weapon loadout is still absolutely retarded. It really does look like someone just slapped glue on it, threw it in a bag of missile pods and gave it a shake. I suppose I might get one from China to convert into something for HH. No.324014 File: f4ab356c2358896⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1239x1714, 1239:1714, The Team.jpg) >>324007 >Chaplain The hood looks like it has shrunk his head, also it kind of looks suit tight. The uh stick? Don't tell me thats supposed to be a new Crozius Arcanum. The holster looks too small for the Bolt-Obrez. Whatever the fuck they're called, because that's not a rifle nor does it look like a pistol. >Apothecary Aside from the holster, again, the model looks ok. Although it is kind of weird that his main tool looks a little too close to not be a Bolter. >Aggressor Take a Land Raider, make it a hover craft and a Predator. Boom, "new" tank! The hover bits look weird, why didn't they try to make it look more like a land speeder? The top lascannon doesn't look like it fits with the rest. Is that a fucking Heavy Stubber next to it? Why are there missile on its side? Seriously, shouldn't those things at least be on a sponsor, like every other fucking weapon on SM tanks?? The Autocannon, I'm assuming its one, doesn't look too bad. The rest of the shit hanging off the side makes it feel like it doesn't belong to the SM. Looks more like a IG vehicle, at best, than something the space marines would drive. >>323999 Nice triples. A good 40k anime would be one where a group of Inquisitorial Acolytes have to team up with some Tau and Eldar to fight off the big bad Demon Prince whose warband is a dark parallel to western ideology. Throw in a bunch of Orks at the beginning, then have some IG characters, Harlequins, an awakened Tomb World, tsundere SoB, otaku Mechanicum, over-powered space marines then have the last big ass confrontation get interrupted by a Tyranid Invasion. No.324019 >>324014 >The Team is…is that a nigger emperor? Where do people even find shit like this? No.324024 File: 1ed24d3ab355323⋯.jpg (111.14 KB, 680x679, 680:679, Cinnamon_toast_crunch.jpg) >people unironically want 40k to be an anime Are you guys incapable of enjoying anything unless it has a few Japanese guys screaming in microphones? No.324025 >>324024 Well, it's not like they could possibly make it any worse than what GW is doing now, so why not? No.324026 >>324025 Careful what you wish for. It could be a Netflix diet anime production. No.324027 >>324025 >waah waah everything is shit! 40k is ruined! Oh stop already with your doomsaying. No.324028 >>324025 Remember when people said that sort of thing about moving on the plot? Now look what's happened! No.324029 File: 1d252d02f298fa1⋯.png (2.34 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, 40k Anime.png) >40k anime It's simple. Make not an anime depicting the series, rather make it a gaming anime about the people playing it. So yes, don't make a 40k anime. Make a /tg/ anime. No.324032 >>324028 I know, and I kept telling them that it was retarded, but no one listens to the voice of reason it seems, so now we're stuck with a progressively shittier written plot that puts Pokemon to shame in it's jewy approach to changing the plot in order to shill for the new toys. No.324037 File: d99c317328fc1f3⋯.jpg (876 KB, 2592x1456, 162:91, 1423496656063.jpg) File: b78a039b25b0bae⋯.jpg (105.64 KB, 500x377, 500:377, wow_is_cancer_by_ironshrin….jpg) >>324029 Now there's an idea I could get behind. That's something the nips could do right. No.324038 File: 93ba609ee568c53⋯.jpg (268.65 KB, 720x2000, 9:25, Shin Burning Tensoku 40,00….jpg) >>324001 >Make a series about a kid on a knight world that is secretly the true heir of a noble house, and throw in some Tau and Ork walkers to fight in the second season when he's reclaimed his title and goes out campaigning. >That would probably be the easiest plot to get right and still be popular with the Nips. >>324024 >Are you guys incapable of enjoying anything unless it has a few Japanese guys screaming in microphones? No, more that we want more video adaptations, and this shit is SERIOUS BUSINESS to the Nips. Plus they're probably going to love this shit anyways; Where as Weeaboos are Westerners who fetishizes the East, the East has its fair share of "Westaboo" who do the same thing for our hemisphere. This is how the first Starship Troopers' video adaptation is an unlicensed Anime, and why three of the major characters in Eva have their designs ripped straight from the sixties British Sci-Fi show UFO. No.324041 File: 4f337eb3d3320b0⋯.jpg (49.11 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Blood Letters.jpg) >>324037 It's quite simple. GW has pioneered the technology to make holographic versions of their miniatures (but it only works if you use their plastics, their paints, their modelling tools and accessories) so you can keep your miniatures inside their army box and scan them in to make 3D versions of them (but the case and its interior have to be GW made as well, otherwise it won't work). You then set up a holographic table and move miniatures around with a tablet computer (again, GW proprietary hardware and software). Dice are still physically rolled, with results being used in real-time. Oh, and the dice have to be GW-made as well. For the rest it's a pretty standard gaming anime: main character, childhood friend and potential love interest who also plays, the scrawny short guy and the fat big guy UUUU as his cheer squad. Everybody has a gimmick that is perfectly in line with the army they play: the Eldar player is cold and distant, the Necron player is a little nerd, the Ultramarine player is bombastic and wins a lot, the Praetorian Guard is played by an older gentleman with a background in historical wargaming, Orks are played by a pair of brothers who dress and act very much alike and seemingly switch their names around on a dime, Tyranids are played by a creepy fujoshi and is the crush of the scrawny sidekick (spoilers: she's not interested in him because he's not making out with other dudes), the Minotaurs are played by a guy who makes Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson look like a manlet and so on. The home base for the main characters is a resident FLGS run by a friendly older dude. The place also sells gaming books and trading cards, and it's a running gag that the folks who come to the store for those things always play in the basement where light of neither sun nor moon reaches them. He knows just about everything there is to know about the game, but there's some things he does not like to talk about. Specifically, the Nottingham Incident. All those years ago something went wrong at GW headquarters. Something went so terribly wrong an entire army was lost forever. Many were killed and injured, and famous hair model Dan Abnett lost his beautiful golden locks that day. The story is your standard gaming anime as well: some games, story starts to crop up, protagonist has to save the world through children's tabletop games and so on. It's got potential. No.324045 File: 1a21daa956ac578⋯.jpg (91.4 KB, 600x697, 600:697, 1a21daa956ac5785768130662f….jpg) >>324037 >>324041 Seriously though, this shit works for Gundam because Gundam is all about flashy mecha battles where the plot is largely an excuse (At least outside of the first couple of series). And the GBF series work because it can focus on a handful of characters who take the role of pilots for their models, the action then becomes essentially the same as any regular Gundam series only with a more meta approach. Now how are you going to achieve this with 40k? You'd inevitably have the players and the action completely separate, unless the characters somehow turns into their HQs. And you'd throw any pretense of grimdark story and gory action under the bus as well. I can guarantee you it would turn out to be a poor GBF clone equally derided by Nips and 40k weebs alike. Better to focus on the grimdark gothic action that actually defines 40k. Nips love shit like that too if you manage to sell it to them right. No.324047 >>324045 >Now how are you going to achieve this with 40k? You'd inevitably have the players and the action completely separate, unless the characters somehow turns into their HQs. And you'd throw any pretense of grimdark story and gory action under the bus as well. Make it a mix of action on the battlefield and the players ordering their dudes around. As for the second thing… make the combat extremely visceral. People will confuse the mix of a well treaded gaming anime and hardcore action as a new and revolutionary thing that subverts the entire genre. Just look at the success of Hunter X Hunter. No.324050 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >40k anime It's already a thing. It's already a faction. If you want a chronicle of their early years watch Gundam and imagine blue faces. Humanity is for Beowulf styled sagas, where the tales of the great crusade are interwoven with the new faith. Chaos is for Eastern European folk tales, where half the creatures are children that died horribly. Eldar have the whole Shinto cosmology and Kabuki theater thing going, with a dash of ballet/Opera. Orks are best represented in comic books and Superjail style animations. Mechanicus is in death metal power ballads. No.324052 >>324050 Than what about the guard? Apocalypse now mixed with blackadde goes foward? No.324060 File: e3cde25a34d2829⋯.jpg (200.89 KB, 712x1000, 89:125, 4346165496154614.jpg) >>324052 MUSCLE CATACHAN GIRL No.324061 Goddamn, 40K thread goes full weeb. Guys, I am disappoint. No.324068 File: 687208c46cd5f94⋯.jpg (361.02 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, 1496122010813.jpg) >>324027 STOP POSTING THIS YOU FAGGOT, THAT ISN'T EVEN A GODDAMNED WORD Also, don't tell me you legitimately have no problem with the shitty art direction 40k has taken. No.324069 >>324032 This. 40k was a setting, not a story. No.324072 >>324068 Also, it's a matter of taste. Some like a clearer, "on model" style. Calm down, doomsayer. >>324069 >>324032 Is, faggots. And what, you expect us to listen to your inchoate wailing as serious prognosis? Get real. No.324074 >>324060 That's clearly a felinid No.324080 >>324072 How fucking hard are you going to keep shilling you obnoxious cunt? The only good part of 8th so far is the rules. Everything since gathering storm has been utterly pointless or just fucking annoying No.324083 >>324072 >listen to your inchoate wailing as serious prognosis Lol, and you've got the nerve to call others faggots. No.324084 File: 24bc3e31722ece6⋯.gif (1.48 MB, 400x219, 400:219, Reaction - STOP POSTING!.gif) >>324080 It doesn't take a shill to see how utterly contemptible your attitude is, nigger. You're like the guy who goes to the beach, then starts loudly screaming that all is ruined when the sky has some clouds, the water is lukewarm, and the wind is just a little too breezy. I have seen death, you weak fool, and little changes like these cannot and do not get me even slightly perturbed. No.324088 File: c72e60c6aa5ea45⋯.jpg (40.8 KB, 460x426, 230:213, 54614943481841.jpg) >>324069 >>324072 >>324032 What I hate is for YEARS people wanted the lore to move and now it does but ITS NOT THE WAY I WANTED IT TOO!!!!!! Seriously I dont know who to blame really No.324091 >>324088 I find that wearisome but funny. They tempted fate with a setting in which the God of Fate is evil, and they're actually surprised by the result. No.324098 8th edition ruined deathstrikes and fucked around with guard too much. I'm pissed that I can't have "Fuck-you pie, delivered anywhere in the world in 5 minutes or less." anymore. No.324114 File: 43c504f2c9e649c⋯.jpg (350.71 KB, 768x973, 768:973, 1493031868014.jpg) >>324084 You post like a fucking goon, in every fucking thread anyone dares to criticize 8th edition you and your shitty little "doomsaying" dismissal pop up. It's beginning to border on ND tier shittery. Expressing my displeasure with changes in a series isn't affecting anybody else's enjoyment of said series. I'd be a bit more civil if gw wasn't infamous for retarded decision making. The primaris marines are redundant and the fluff didn't need to progress. Also, sick blogpost fag. Go cry about seeing dead people to someone who gives a shit. >>324088 Except every post you replied to was saying that 40k didn't need to progress as a storyline and was fine as a setting. People were saying this long before the gathering storm. The only people who wanted plot progression were reddit-tier "theorists" No.324125 File: 8689bbca454e1df⋯.png (25.5 KB, 640x166, 320:83, DFauWMuXsAET3e0.png) >>324040 The explanation for all of this is "Cawl did it and if it weren't for the sanction of Guilleman he'd be declared heretek and hunted down and all of his things would be destroyed". Even still in the books Guilleman has his misgivings about the Primaris, looking at them (as I'm sure many do) as perversions of the Emperor's own works of gene-craft. If it weren't for this whole Cicatrix Maledictum business I think the more puritan chapters and Imperials would have some serious beef with Guilleman and the Primaris, definitely not without reason, in my opinion. No.324132 >>324068 You do realice that the "art direction" is just GW switching to digital and thats why everything looks cleaner and boring, right? Stop crying so much, calm down and think things through for a bit. >>324080 Youre talking to atleast 2 different persons, you massive wuss. And the only shitty thing thus far has been the primaris marines, but mostly for how meh and unnecessary they are. >>324114 Youre talking to different people you massive autist, youre the one that keeps bitching and moaning in every fucking thread at every fucking thing. No.324145 >>324114 >blogpost I don't think that word means what you think it means. Also, I was calling you (and those like you) pathetic for wailing over this spilt milk. It may not drive people away from the game, but it is annoying whenever we want to talk about it. >reddit theorists Right. Because some impatient jackasses and/or sarcastics weren't calling for this ever since the Thirteenth Black Crusade ended the way it did. Strictly speaking, the Ciaphas Cain books tell us the Imperium is still around and kicking into M42, but few noted that because it wasn't "official." >>324132 Maybe he's a /pol/ack, they seem to have difficulty discerning dissenting opinions from their shill boogeymen. No.324156 >>324145 Well it is implied that the imperium is still a thing in 42k, but that comunnications are very difficult to get through and chaos ran rampant for a century or 2. No.324159 File: 6d9d8d4dbc6e931⋯.png (261.88 KB, 449x469, 449:469, (((you))).png) >>324072 >>324084 >>324145 I want summer to end. >>324132 Nah I'm bitching and crying too so that makes it at least two of us. No.324162 File: 4a97f3d7da82be1⋯.jpg (59.93 KB, 445x827, 445:827, History - Naw - reaction ….jpg) >>324159 >summer I've been on 8chan since 2014, and started on 4chan in 2010, you whiny fuck. No.324165 File: 9cf0e7c3177c30e⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 2209x2921, 2209:2921, 9cf0e7c3177c30e568f3a1d524….jpg) >>324162 Oh my, please forgive my rudeness, most venerable anon-sama, I mistook your well-honed chuuniposting for common faggotry! No.324170 File: c0d165cf4c820f7⋯.jpg (44.13 KB, 660x330, 2:1, Laughing Buddha-Idol - Rea….jpg) >>324165 Accepted, lowly ronin-kun, don't let it happen again. No.324179 File: f7026b27bd058a7⋯.png (343.84 KB, 563x416, 563:416, dragon age inquisition gam….png) >>324162 >2010 cancer acting like an oldfag Why don't you fold up that fan and sit on it, gaijin piggu? No.324182 File: b1e2e2f8e383774⋯.jpg (171.55 KB, 504x637, 72:91, Reaction Buddha DO NOT WAN….jpg) >>324179 >cancer The term is "newfag", peasant. And also with you. No.324185 File: 1246ba9fe6a539f⋯.jpg (94.71 KB, 580x472, 145:118, Heresy.jpg) No.324192 >>324182 7 years does not a newfag make. Get the fuck out of here and never put words in my mouth again, faggot. No.324196 File: 71db535ef2b0cdc⋯.jpg (58.59 KB, 496x615, 496:615, 71db535ef2b0cdc1926a5aed6e….jpg) >>324162 >2010 was 7 years ago No.324197 File: 4a7aaa62044b5b3⋯.jpg (138.97 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 4a7aaa62044b5b3a16eb92f184….jpg) >>324192 >Now he's trying the internet tough guy routine No.324198 >>324192 Oh? Haven't seen that one chart, have you? Everyone from '10 onwards, oh yes. No.324199 File: 150ff80a4f4bd99⋯.gif (2.23 MB, 547x359, 547:359, Laughing Buddha - reaction.gif) Forgot my pic. No.324229 File: a45d0cef6f0165a⋯.png (183.14 KB, 701x540, 701:540, Shit.png) >thread has already been completely derailed I hope you all get cancer. Can't even read a 40k thread without someone crying shill. No.324231 File: 7a62b8002ef51bd⋯.jpg (144.05 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 34645156145455214.jpg) >>324229 To bad too since I thought 8chan would not get shit like this ever Cant discuss 40k anywhere anymore No.324234 >>324231 Blame GW and their jewry for that. Also, hasn't there been a shitstorm every time a new edition or codex comes out? No.324235 >>324229 >>324231 You could get off your pedestal and help rerail it, you know. Not my fault that there are some slack-jawed faggots round these parts. For instance, weren't we supposed to get a new Xenos army sometime during this edition? Also, that the Black Templars or someone like them is crusading west to meet some nasties? >>324234 >blame GW >not some paranoiacs and blackpilleds here Anyway, yeah, there almost always is. The shill crap is new, though. No.324238 File: 933bc89048e2be7⋯.png (116.02 KB, 500x433, 500:433, _1464365909378.png) >>324235 >Hurr durr it's your fault I'm shitting in the thread >just rerail it even though I don't actually want to discuss 40k and would rather call people shills Fuck off No.324241 File: 951537d69efa734⋯.jpeg (382.01 KB, 2000x1600, 5:4, Warhammer 40K - Galaxy M….jpeg) Not even dignifying with a (you), myopic faggot. Chrow, is this the guy actually calling folks shills, or is it a separate faggot? Reminder that this is how the Galaxy looks at the moment. No.324256 File: c18d592f5e4243a⋯.jpg (20.01 KB, 375x396, 125:132, 775e1dafbcf6ec8e255f86ebfa….jpg) >>324162 >2010 Fuck you're pathetic. >>324241 >crying to the mods Even more pathetic >>324145 >muh /pol/ I never brought up politics you fucking degenerate, calling shit stirrers like you shills has been common practice for years. BACK ON TOPIC Have the Alpha Legion or cypher shown up in the new fluff yet? If they're going to advance the storyline they may as well finally wrap up some of the more interesting stuff. No.324260 >>324256 Cypher and Gulliemen are bros No.324262 >>324068 oh look, it's this faggot again >>324125 I get the feeling a lot of cunts here haven't read the dark imperium book ( haven't finished it myself tbh) but they just bitch because of being whiny fuckers No.324270 >>324256 They're going to Release a book that has Sisters and Alpha Legion set in nu-40k soon No.324272 >>324270 >Sisters and Alpha Legion >plot twist: the Sisters are actually the Alpha Legion in disguise No.324274 >>324272 Nah double plot twist Alpha Legion this whole time were the actual chamber militant for the Eclisarchy No.324286 >>324272 >>324270 >>324274 Triple plot twist: the Alphas come in first disguised as Grey Knights. No.324297 >>324286 quadripple plot twist, omegaron is janus No.324298 >>324297 Pentuple plot twist: gulliman is alpharius No.324303 >>324298 Nah m8. Alpharius was standing around the whole time with a "Hello, my name is Alpharius." sticker on his armor in plain view. Hell the thing even lights up. Everyone is just so convinced that everyone else is Alpharius, that for someone to plainly say they are Alpharius is just plain silly. He's probably just sitting around and working at the Imperium's version of the DMV and nobody knows any better that he actually IS Alpharius instead of just a guy who hits the gym a lot, No.324306 File: 1c6666704523270⋯.png (186.7 KB, 583x587, 583:587, 1465428023430.png) >only 5 months left in the year >still no sign of those plastic sisters They aren't coming are they? No.324327 File: 783e2e79bb08e55⋯.jpg (103.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Reisen] Kakegurui - 01 (M….jpg) Jesus you salty little fanboy bitches need to stop crying just because someone shits on your retarded plastic toys. This is a fucking imageboard, not your Spiritual Liege GW-approved safespace. >>324235 >>324306 We ain't getting anything but mono-build (what do you mean you want options beside those that are in the box? Power axes, what's that?) Ultrasigmarines son, better get used to it. They said there "might" be a new army when we all already knew it would be the Death Guard, then they kept talking about it like it was some huge surprise when they announced them. >>324262 >I get the feeling a lot of cunts here haven't read the dark imperium book Oh, the old "how can you know it's shit, even though it looks and smells like it, if you haven't tasted it?" argument. Classic. No.324328 File: 3159b864ad55b85⋯.jpg (162.09 KB, 560x590, 56:59, 1279407434353.jpg) >>324256 New book coming out with Alphas teaming up with slaaneshi iron warriors and some khorne dudes mixed in. SoB's along with Primarisii get involved too, plot point is the Alphas just doing all of this to get the fuck out of the Warp. >>324306 Well 2017 is mainly dedicated to launching 8th. So, the new boxed set, another two boxed sets with the same shit in them. Indexes, Codex SM, Codex CSM and then maybe Codex Imperium Agents or Mechanicus or IG. After that it'll be 2018 before anything else gets released. No.324329 >>324327 oh go and eat dogshit you cherry picking fuck i said myself i haven't read it or is your reading comprehension that terrible you can only get halfway through a sentence? No.324331 >>324328 Man those starters have to be about the dumbest shit they've done. They should've released the two armies separate with rules instead, at least that would've been useful for people wanting more Nuggies or those who only wanted half the box in the first place. >>324329 Reading comprehension, huh. You know, I never said you'd read it either? At least try to practice what you preach, young grasshopper. No.324332 >>324328 >slaaneshi iron warriors What is this double heresy? No.324333 >>324331 >You know, I never said you'd read it either? No, that would be because I said that here >( haven't finished it myself tbh) that I had started reading it, hence the "not finished it" where in my original post did i say it was good or bad? I just said some people here haven't read it and are just whiny fucks, you seem to have glossed over that bit, so when exactly did i make the ' how do you know it's shit' argument? No.324336 File: 1dc2dea9b221019⋯.jpg (124.04 KB, 896x1080, 112:135, smugsonya.jpg) >>324333 >reading comprehension >"I get the feeling a lot of cunts here haven't read the dark imperium book but they just bitch because of being whiny fuckers" You're literally lambasting people as "whiny fuckers" for bitching about a book that you assume they haven't read. Which is different from the "how can you know it's shit…" argument…how exactly? You need to try harder, friend. No.324356 Can we get them to fix up rules if we bitch hard enough at them? They seem to listen to their fanbase a fraction of a bit now. No.324359 >>324256 >shill, shill, shilll! Cry harder you little, moaning bitch. >Have the Alpha Legion No. >cypher Yes, he got to terra and was then locked away by the custodes. >>324256 No.324360 >>324327 >fanboys >bitching >safe-space >post smug anime girls to pretend he has an argument If you dont bother on informing yourself about what is going on, you have no right to whine CONSTANTLY about 40k being ruined, everything being shit ane calling everyone else a shill. No.324361 So disregarding the whiny bitch complaining about being called a shill for reasons I can't be bothered to go back and read; How is everyone's army doing so far and do you think Sonic Dreadnought/Helbrute will be released when they do Emperor's Children stuff in the future? No.324362 >>324361 >So disregarding the whiny bitch complaining about being called a shill for reasons I can't be bothered to go back and read; >he still believes hes talking to a single person >complains about whinning >has been crying non-stop since the fall of cadia withouth bothering to learn what is going on No.324363 >>324362 Just got here man, I have no idea what you're even arguing about but knowing /tg/ and Warhammer fans, if you're being called a shill you probably deserve it. My only complaint about Cadia falling is that it didn't seem to actually do anything. Cadians are still the poster boys of Guard, Abaddon still didn't get a new model, no new Chaos models happened. Which, while annoying since this should have been a big victory for Chaos, GW sweeping it under the rug is not exactly surprising, shocking, or even that big of a deal to me. No.324365 >>324363 >just got here Then you just love talking out of your ass withouth bothering to read any of the dammed threads. No.324366 >>324365 That's like basically the first thing I said. I came into the thread, disregarded you, or whoever was whining about being called a shill because I 1; don't want to go back and read through an autistic shitfest of an argument, and 2; honestly don't care since I can safely assume from the context it's not even 40k related. No.324368 File: d8c6c1e06673110⋯.jpg (306.93 KB, 1000x1400, 5:7, lolcow.jpg) >>324360 >you have no right Anon, please, try to dial down the autism a little bit or I'll end up running out of smugs. >>324361 Honestly, they haven't even fucking released DG yet because they're slowly popping all these blue smegmarines out of their ass one by one. I wouldn't even bother contemplating EC or even Angrons' lads when it's going to take so fucking long. And then there's all the other releases they're bound to do in between, by the time they get around to Slaanesh, Bongistan might have already become a Caliphate anyway so then they'll have yet another excuse to ignore them. As for armies, a lot of them have essentially been reduced to nothing with these shitty compilation books. I'm sure they're going to improve things, at least a bit, in the codices (which are incidentally back to the prices we expect and seemingly being rushed out the door in an alarming rate before Christmas) but the leaks from the marine dex doesn't look good. Relics are now limited so only models who already had a similar equipment can take them, and options are chopped down a lot so you can likely forget anything that doesn't have a official model. Apparently the numarine cancer is pretty neutered too and you can't give them any loadouts that aren't included in the boxes, making the captain in particular pretty fucking useless. So it's really hard to see what they're even thinking here, I guess they aren't in any rush to replace the proper marines yet. No.324369 >>324368 Honestly my completely optimistic hopes for EC are; I might get models spoilers in 2019 if I'm lucky. Until then, since Sonic Dreadnought got taken off the range, I might just buy a Helbrute and get my hands on a pair of Blastmaster bits and greenstuff the damn things on. But that'll be after the campaign, I'm still working on Muster at the moment. No.324377 File: c5a1419350f9c3e⋯.jpg (228.74 KB, 810x568, 405:284, 1279407525319.jpg) >>324361 Slaanesh got a "Start Collecting!" box in AoS, so GW hasn't put them down. Bad news is that we have yet to see anything new for 40k aside from nuMarine shit and its not even good shit at that. You'd think that making Chaos the BBEG for the whole edition would actually cast the spot light on them, but that isn't the case yet. Even though we know Morty has a sculpt and they even have the fucker all painted up they haven't shown him off. Codex SM is coming out soonish and CSM should be just behind it, but don't expect it to come out for another month or three. >>324332 >That way out is offered by Lord Excrucias, a mighty champion of the Emperor’s Children. Excrucias’ forces have been battling hosts of Iron Warriors and Khorne worshippers for the Imperial hive world of Tsadrekha https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/22/beneath-the-shroud-of-night-july22gw-homepage-post-4/ My bad. No.324398 >>324241 I'm happy to see that GW has even forgotten where Medusa, Deliverance and Mundus are on the map… No.324424 >>324377 Think Chaos Familiars will be coming back in the codex at least? Because I'm thinking of making a custom one out of greenstuff that is basically just a tiny boobsnake but I don't want to put the effort in if it won't be something I can use. No.324442 >>324424 Make it anyway and use it for one of the totally-not-40k wargames. No.324454 >>324442 >>324424 Or an objective marker, or a wound marker! Don't drop a hobby project just because the rules aren't playing ball. No.324461 >>324377 Well, they've already leaked the DG mortar tank. So now we know they'll get that, PMs, Termies, probably mppks of the zombies, Morty and almost guaranteedly Typhus and some other generic characters. But I sure won't expect anything new at all for CSM. Since they're squeezing ten codices out between now and Christmas, it's a given that they all won't have proper model releases along with them. Of course, updates of existing models may be released at any time independent of the codex, but any real new unit that doesn't make it in time for the codex will likely be forced to subsist on shitty in-box power point bullshit rules. >>324424 Yea man don't let the GW heebs dictate what you make. As long as your friends aren't massive cucks you can just make your own rules for your gay little boobsnake. I put a volkite charger on my BA successor Captain because My Dudes and the only complaint's I've had so far was one guy wanting the point cost for it to be higher because it's rare in 40k. No.324470 File: f95dd0f9af9f2b3⋯.jpg (195.75 KB, 695x541, 695:541, Evil Rabbit diorama.jpg) >>324461 Uh, yeah, about those ten codices. You see, they're only releasing three this year. So all the other codecies are going to be released next year. >>324424 Nah, Familiars aren't coming back anytime soon. But yeah go ahead and make one; It's not like anyone can sit down and say "You can't have a familiar." I think its even in the rule book that it says something about familiar models and they don't really count for anything, ie, they can't count as a wound or extra dudes or anything. But you can have them on the field. No.324474 >>324470 Huh, pretty sure it was ten, did they announce differently recently? I guess we might get one more proper release after DG then. Hopefully they don't keep the primarine shit up like the sigmarines with constantly going back every other month to release another pointless kit no one ever asked for. No.324490 >>324470 >Uh, yeah, about those ten codices. You see, they're only releasing three this year >>324474 is right >You can expect to see around 10 new codexes before Christmas, starting with Codex: Space Marines, coming later this month. https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/05/your-codex-is-coming-july-5gw-homepage-post-1/ No.324493 >>324490 That makes sense, get everything out before Christmas, younger players can ask their parents for codices for Chistmas. No.324546 File: bd5a7ad75413bad⋯.jpg (91.11 KB, 736x588, 184:147, rightwingdeathsquads.jpg) >>324327 Yeah I'm not a fan of the "if it isn't in the box it isn't an option" approach either. Seems like they're gearing up for even more "streamlining" >>324363 It had no real stakes. The books were far too short for the magnitude of what happened within them. >>324359 I know that part. I meant did he break out yet? Also, did anything ever come of that genestealer cult on terra? One would think that would be a pretty fucking high priority for the imperium. No.324628 File: a47a3aa7302ea3b⋯.jpg (57.3 KB, 500x625, 4:5, 13c43015b2e9a3a5ee63e75b7e….jpg) OH WOW, THE NEW GLOBAL CAMPAIGN HAS STARTED! I'M SO HYPED I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MUCH THE ULTRASIGMARINES WIN! Seriously, they launch this crap when DG probably won't be out in a month yet, if not more. Who the fuck is going to be excited about this? At least in the Storm of Chaos and 13th BC campaigns they waited until the end to rig the shit. No.324642 File: 6c7f96281dd6256⋯.jpg (546.94 KB, 1280x1821, 1280:1821, image.jpg) >>323999 What if the ultramarines had a zaku? No.324656 File: df6f410e294d440⋯.png (159.53 KB, 438x655, 438:655, Gouf-R35_-_Front.png) >>324642 >What if the ultramarines had a zaku? IT'S NO ZAKU BOY, NO ZAKU!!! No.324663 >>324642 >robert gilliam well played No.324667 >>324642 >>324663 Fug. Now you autists are making me want to see an alternate Mobile Suit Gundam where Supreme Emperor Zabi and his twenty genengineered general-sons fight to unite the Solar System (or at least the Earth-Mars Spheres). Then something in the depths of space drives half of them to maddened schism, and the Solar Crusade becomes the One Year Heresy. No.324699 >>324327 >screengrabbing smug animes directly >hating plastic toys on /tg/ of all places Opinion discarded. No.324708 File: 876a473e35d98c8⋯.jpg (140.49 KB, 720x480, 3:2, GUNTANK KICK!.jpg) >>324667 >Fug. Now you autists are making me want to see an alternate Mobile Suit Gundam where Supreme Emperor Zabi and his twenty genengineered general-sons fight to unite the Solar System (or at least the Earth-Mars Spheres). Then something in the depths of space drives half of them to maddened schism, and the Solar Crusade becomes the One Year Heresy. Do we have to stick to Gundam's Sol-centricity? Can't Mobile Suits just be an ancient pattern of Knight Titan? No.324709 File: 218ee23dcf65e2f⋯.jpg (295.45 KB, 771x699, 257:233, Gaia Gear CD 3.jpg) >>324667 > Zabi sons > Not the genetic sons of Char, the true Zeon heir No.324716 File: 4f2e24f9d561ade⋯.jpg (2.7 MB, 5000x5000, 1:1, Gundam - All Universal Cen….jpg) File: a95a3391c7a5ccb⋯.jpg (103.53 KB, 900x720, 5:4, Gundam - Universal Century….jpg) File: 30a255cd8f25448⋯.jpg (210.41 KB, 471x700, 471:700, Gundam - Universal Century….jpg) File: c999c11009617ab⋯.jpg (170.97 KB, 800x640, 5:4, Gundam - Universal Century….jpg) >>324708 >Sol-centricity Well, anon, it is Gundam. I just expanded it to cover the entire Solar System. >Knights That is what they could be called. Newtypes are clearly Psykers. Perhaps the Gundam Titanicus itself could come from Mars, the goal of the series to stop the War tearing mankind apart. Otherwise, both sides of the Heresy use Zeonic-looking Suits, visual difference being that Horace Lunar's forces look more "organic" and bestial. >>324709 Meh, I just like the Zabi's better. Aside from Ghiren, their plans for Spacenoid kind were way more sane and practical than Char's. No.324736 Somewhat off topic, but you faggots know that AGP is on tonight, right? Shoggy lives. No.324738 >>324736 ! Today is a good day. No.324739 >>324738 Oh yeah, what do you wanna bet that when Sarge goes full Heroic Leadership, he starts speechifying like General Sturnn? No.324757 File: 2edf5ded543d617⋯.png (407.15 KB, 537x551, 537:551, 2edf5ded543d61716faefb43dd….png) >>324736 >AGP What's that? Is it good? No.324760 No.324764 >>324667 A setting like that would be better served paying homage to rather than being a direct kit-bash of the two franchises. What it sounds like is the Thirty Years War in Spaaaaaaace + Mecha + Psychic powers which sounds rad as all hell. Also I like the idea of a RPG setting with a one year time-focus. > The Oort cloud is a semi-sentient psychic field, the closer you are to it the more you become enthralled to it until you are subsumed and join the psychic hive-mind. Settlers in the furthest regions of the Kuiper belt tell story of lost colonies which pass into and out of reality like ghost-ships full of creatures which have ascended into a state of semi-spectral immortality - having become both more and less than human. No.324768 >>324757 >>324760 Oh no, my friends, for the full experience, it must be read in the original Faggotry: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shoggy >>324764 Hm. So an original franchise, albeit with some of the mecha designs and characters being winking expies of those in two franchises homaged? I could dig that. Zeonic cyclopses piloted by larger-than-life demigods in the flesh. Oh yes. No.324786 >>324768 > the solar-system is united under the Imperial throne of Earth, the Gaian Theocracy rules from a position of new-age mysticism - as all life flows from Earth, so all life must honor Her. > At the top of the chain is the Mother of Earth, the high priestess of the Gaian cult, venerated as the avatar of life itself. Inhabitants of earth believe in her demi-goddess status literally, mars simply pays tribute since religion is profitable. > The Mother of Earth "miraculously" gives birth to (twenty?) children who are venerated as gods and goddesses of a new pantheon. > In the outer-reaches of Solar space a psychic awakening sweeps across humanity and radical new ideas about the destiny and purpose of mankind begin to develop. > Divinity is not found on earth or in mortal flesh and blood but is transcendent there of and only by becoming one with the void of space can humanity properly perceive the face of God. > The league of Psion announces its independence from earth > The league denounces the worship of the Earth as a deity when it is only rock and mud and denounces the veneration of the Mother as idol-worship. > A crusade is called to bring the rebelling spheres back into line and to quell the apostasy and the Children of Earth lead the charge. > Humanity is united and the Mother of Earth puts her most capable children in charge of the former League of Psion to ensure loyalty to earth is maintained with an iron fist. > Those gods who rule over the outer solar system and even beyond the kuiper belt begin to develop radically powerful psychic abilities and become increasingly isolated from the inner solar-system > First Son of the Mother of Earth perceives the light of Psion for himself and upon fully awakening to his psychic powers begins drawing several of his sympathetic siblings into an alliance with him. > At the height of the most important religious festival the rebelling son confronts his mother and declares his allegiance to the League and gives her the ultimatum of recognizing their independence or being slain then and there. > Combat erupts the holy Mother is victorious over her son and the rebels are pushed back, however the death of their champion and the show of his resolve spurs the former League to action - among them an ace pilot and the secret son of the slain demi-god who becomes a living symbol for the cause. > The Year of Heresy begins > Mars maintains formal loyalty to the Earth but begins to secretly fund the rebellion, playing both sides so as to end up in a position of power after the war no matter who wins. > And it all happens in kick-ass giant robots. No.324796 File: 4ed7b3163289683⋯.png (137.33 KB, 256x263, 256:263, 4ed7b316328968363e36d765be….png) >>324716 >>324764 Heliocentric would probably be easier for a one year setting though. Much less to flesh out and less silly handwaving to get around the distances and scales. Plus if it's limited to Sol, then colony drops can still have an impact. The only problem is making both sides interesting. Going by Gundam standards where the EF is such shit tier EU on steroids would make everyone want to play Zeon by default, even if it's got questionable dictators. I suppose it could start out with a EF (combined with all the bad, oppressive bureaucratic aspects of the Imperium) vs Zeon (Representing a brutal, but more just version of Horus' heresy) situation, but intertwine AEUG (With parallels to Ultramar as a hope for a better version of the Imperium). Then have a faction to represent the Titans/radical Inquisition, the Jupiter energy fleet/ Mechanicus and something to represent Axis as a more oppressive and Psyker heavy Zeon variant. >>324786 >Mother of Earth So femperor fapshit huh? Is that you, ND? Please kill yourself already. No.324809 File: 6daae40275d1688⋯.jpg (57.83 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Gundam Zeon - MS-08tx Efre….jpg) File: 75d524619c74bf5⋯.jpg (99.87 KB, 500x351, 500:351, Gundam Zeon - Efreet sword….jpg) File: 3eeb83dd00ef2c9⋯.png (871.5 KB, 702x621, 26:23, Gundam - Fed Blue Destiny ….png) File: 2ea25dc2c9098aa⋯.jpg (120.73 KB, 400x300, 4:3, Gundam - Fed Blue Destiny ….jpg) >>324796 >limited to Sol On that subject, Mercury and Venus are ideally included in this scenario thanks to limited terraforming (in the case of the latter) and orbital mining/scientific facilities in the case of both. I might also have a confrontation above or below the Sun itself, possibly in the recently-destroyed ruins of an energy-transmission station. Neptune and Pluto/Charon would be where the most distant, ancient colonies are situated…not that their inhabitants are really human anymore. Speaking of that, this setting's answer to daemons are those psykers/psionics who ascend beyond their flesh. They can "pilot" Mobile Suits/Knights by possessing the wetwork (yes, this can include an incapacitated or even dead pilot). This results in horrific monstrosities behaving more like malicious beasts than soldiers, similar to the EXAM-run Zeonics and EF's own Blue Destiny program. Except, you know, with more weird structural mutations. >more factions That's a good idea, but I'll do you one further: An alien faction for later use, taking Gundam 00's ELS and fusing their concept with that of the Tyranids. No.324820 >>324809 ,>It's another 40k… but different setting Please create a containment thread No.324823 >>324820 shit where'd that comma come from? No.324825 File: f86adbf6f30ac77⋯.jpg (176.71 KB, 640x907, 640:907, Gundam - Blue Destiny Head….jpg) >>324820 You're a wee bit late, Sunny Jim. Still, I guess we could hijack that one dumb autist's thread from… last month, was it? The fool who tried to put a "harder sci-fi" background to the 40K minis. What do you say, lads, hijack or new thread? I'm off to supper soon, so I leave it to you. No.324826 >>324809 If it's something like a century or more after the settings equivalent of the OYW, then it could be pretty fun to have various psyker ace pilots stand in as an equivalent for the Primarchs. And each with different roles depending on how they ascended. Like a Amuro/Girlyman leader for the AEUG style successor state of the EF, the Char leading a rival Neo Zeon while some of the more daemonic guys could be piratical remnants of aces who were half dead or otherwise driven insane upon their ascension. Oh and of course a Anaheim electronics style faction that act like a supremely smug and kikey combination of war profiteering Tau and Eldar merchants. No.324841 File: 9fcc5093036b5b9⋯.jpg (24.99 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1420621008362.jpg) >>324796 >Heliocentric would probably be easier for a one year setting though. Much less to flesh out and less silly handwaving to get around the distances and scales. But then why bother dipping into 40k at all then? You're just another Gundam AU at that point. >So femperor fapshit huh? Is that you, ND? Please kill yourself already. No, I'm the one arguing AGAINST Heliocentricity, but that Anon did make a pretty good fusion of the two. No.324851 File: 275dc0c50f53e20⋯.png (260.95 KB, 1688x535, 1688:535, 1.png) It's that time again. No.324852 >>324851 http://boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/54578358#p54578733 Get in here, you faggots. I've laid the breach. No.324854 File: 5ede93db0c17c67⋯.png (162.9 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 2.png) File: 361908e66ac85d4⋯.png (176.81 KB, 1722x626, 861:313, 3.png) File: bf9d364212febb4⋯.png (135.73 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 4.png) File: 7f3794921c59fd6⋯.png (149.37 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 5.png) File: a5d7abf1b5da8ac⋯.png (139.9 KB, 1722x601, 1722:601, 6.png) No.324855 >>324854 Bless you. No.324857 File: 887e88783db5a93⋯.png (117.79 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 7.png) File: 3d0f1bc63e886a6⋯.png (148.46 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 8.png) File: 8ec3dcdd7ccd455⋯.png (136.05 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 9.png) File: fc6e35ae0aa7cb9⋯.png (145.67 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 10.png) File: 2bf9a935ecb1327⋯.png (123.63 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 11.png) No.324865 File: 2ca9ceb5de22306⋯.png (159.97 KB, 1722x626, 861:313, 12.png) File: f8f1071dfaee21d⋯.png (159.04 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 13.png) File: 15bdca1c3f5e7f7⋯.png (139.3 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 14.png) File: 92c53305cb40df1⋯.png (134.31 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 15.png) File: 63b3600a5231cec⋯.png (155.86 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 16.png) No.324876 File: 0a2012890f9dca1⋯.png (148.54 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 17.png) File: 0e5c32dc6b3b47c⋯.png (133.93 KB, 1722x451, 42:11, 18.png) File: 92833fcf6c1cc92⋯.png (97.2 KB, 1722x451, 42:11, 19.png) File: 6ec8d00486f5001⋯.png (139.33 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 20.png) File: 3c8a4961a0bb3e6⋯.png (127.75 KB, 1722x551, 1722:551, 21.png) No.324888 File: 844680e0eac0d22⋯.png (143.62 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 22.png) File: bda04e801e0ef9a⋯.png (145.62 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 23.png) File: 7f1b880102f3123⋯.png (17.89 KB, 1722x326, 861:163, 24.png) File: bd2ff4fef766de1⋯.png (112.6 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 25.png) File: 76330ae97d382fa⋯.png (155.61 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 26.png) No.324891 Was there anything really wrong with Shoggy's DM (aside from his addiction to Redditfaggotry)? No.324894 >>324891 He cried when the AGP shot his eldar waifu. No.324895 >>324894 He already did that when they obliterated the Slaaneshi lovebunker with an orbital strike. Also: >Actually, by the time the Eldar prisoner showed up he was pretty resigned, and we actually felt bad about skipping the Slaaneshi bunker. Personally, I felt the crowning moment of off-roading for us was the decision to leave an entire space station to the NPCs while we tried to steal an Eldar shuttle. It's rare to see Failer laughing even harder than we are. No.324899 File: bc4cbeb24157532⋯.png (120.82 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 27.png) File: 9eef95b22050167⋯.png (135.92 KB, 1723x526, 1723:526, 28.png) File: 38d779a250aed78⋯.png (181.31 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 29.png) File: 63f00117a833ee5⋯.png (193.16 KB, 1722x551, 1722:551, 30.png) File: bc4cbeb24157532⋯.png (120.82 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 27.png) Let me fucking post, goddamnit. Hung up at 98%. No.324900 File: 1beae7770f838f2⋯.png (165.43 KB, 1722x451, 42:11, 31.png) File: b400895fe2f7abe⋯.png (118.07 KB, 1722x401, 1722:401, 32.png) File: d345fa33d4aa370⋯.png (154.41 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 33.png) File: 02403546e394479⋯.png (63.57 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 34.png) File: c08e59d39550e76⋯.png (156.73 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 35.png) No.324909 File: 056df26a17cc478⋯.png (179.79 KB, 1722x551, 1722:551, 36.png) File: 6b83ddfc720ae5d⋯.png (132.12 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 37.png) File: cec85272486bba9⋯.png (141.62 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 38.png) File: 87bcb1d01bb3b55⋯.png (153.5 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 39.png) File: f68cd4447c360d8⋯.png (157.48 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 40.png) No.324912 And that's it for tonight. More tomorrow. No.324913 >>324912 Potential faggotry to come, though, assuming someone isn't bluffing. No.324915 >>324894 He evidently puts a lot of work into a lot of things that the AGP just flatly ignores, because guardsmen do not have time for that shit. No.324938 >>324796 >So femperor fapshit huh? Is that you, ND? Please kill yourself already. I was just trying to inject a LotGH style earth cult into the mix and earth cult + holy terra screamed goddess figure to me. It doesn't have to be a woman. If you have a better idea throw it at the wall, what sticks will stick. No.324961 File: 12cc91849075b4e⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1293x1584, 431:528, 40K :tg: - The All-Guardsm….png) ART! No.324963 >>324854 >Cartoonist's interpretation of "Rogue Inquisition Agent 'Interrogator' Greg Sargent" Someone better be drawing this No.325033 >>324963 If they weren't before, they should do so now. No.325064 Looks like we're starting up again. No.325073 File: 208b9bcd079eec2⋯.png (174.18 KB, 1723x551, 1723:551, 41.png) File: 4e9d77ce840a87c⋯.png (113.64 KB, 1722x451, 42:11, 42.png) File: 9eefa73720ff028⋯.png (162.27 KB, 1722x576, 287:96, 43.png) File: bb14f5d676502b2⋯.png (133.59 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 44.png) File: d199ddb60671f61⋯.png (137.77 KB, 1722x451, 42:11, 45.png) No.325078 File: 6f685a9f3a55c95⋯.png (154.76 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 46.png) File: fc036ef45d74b01⋯.png (125.44 KB, 1722x479, 1722:479, 47.png) File: 8d5d1ec434251a0⋯.png (149.97 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 48.png) File: dd2c3568a49e676⋯.png (169.86 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 49.png) File: 2338e61493d73bb⋯.png (136.49 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 50.png) No.325082 >As for PC control, without getting bogged down in details, it's essentially a matter of one player having official command while the rest of us scream advice at him like drunk theater-goers. Controlled NPCs, like Fumbles, tend to be more a free-for-all. Any of you jackasses have games like this? No.325084 File: 12d3b32365ff915⋯.jpg (7.5 KB, 208x249, 208:249, Inquisition Recruitment.jpg) I started an actual AGP thread over here. No.325086 No.325088 File: 4ffd5182c9e848a⋯.png (211.81 KB, 1200x720, 5:3, Super Deserter Guevesa Act….png) >>325084 Would probably help to actually link it >>325079 >>>/tg/325079 No.325091 >>325086 Cause it's a thing people like that's currently relegated to cuckchan and there's a fuck of a lot of posts to cover. Also better have it as it's own thread then it taking up a different thread where some people who might be looking won't be able to find it. No.325095 File: 5f46378d9144fa7⋯.png (144.38 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 51.png) File: c4f75d3cdb07e8c⋯.png (158.3 KB, 1722x551, 1722:551, 52.png) File: 6feff45c76b316a⋯.png (107.98 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 53.png) File: a06b92c23261118⋯.png (154.02 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 54.png) File: b37eea81c2e0dc4⋯.png (128.36 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 55.png) No.325102 File: 27db79636f41a2a⋯.png (140.45 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 56.png) File: 161c30937232c57⋯.png (145.74 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 57.png) File: 6985ba136a8d281⋯.png (137.86 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 58.png) File: 0606314b1e6ce6a⋯.png (138.87 KB, 1722x576, 287:96, 59.png) File: 1886c2182f2f2f5⋯.png (153.96 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 60.png) No.325110 File: e721d4f5aff2478⋯.png (137.82 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 61.png) File: 7899919b8f6eb0b⋯.png (164.84 KB, 1722x451, 42:11, 62.png) File: c25e9b7b9bc6fa7⋯.png (115.66 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 63.png) File: ac0ad087632762c⋯.png (142.23 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 64.png) File: 3af4dfba5808a88⋯.png (108.36 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 65.png) No.325120 File: 7d88c983801bd27⋯.png (165.16 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 66.png) File: c70bcdbdf43c7d9⋯.png (140.34 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 67.png) File: 8923ad7f1a43fbf⋯.png (129.74 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 68.png) File: 7713d3ecba3f0e2⋯.png (163.71 KB, 1723x526, 1723:526, 69.png) File: 3ae0f46790f3ce1⋯.png (152 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 70.png) No.325122 File: 3691792b7b7a409⋯.png (159.92 KB, 1722x601, 1722:601, 71.png) File: 8feba65bbffe65d⋯.png (106.02 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 72.png) And that's all she wrote. No.325160 >>324938 >I was just trying to inject a LotGH style earth cult into the mix and earth cult + holy terra screamed goddess figure to me. It doesn't have to be a woman. Meh, Gundam probably would do something like that, right now they have crazy Psychic Space Buddhist after all… No.325190 File: f91ba68d8ce3755⋯.jpg (120.28 KB, 759x995, 759:995, 1499985673392.jpg) >Codex space marines come out >Black templar units reroll failed charges >Chapter relic increases aura abilities by 3" >Any unit can deny the witch on a 4+ for 1 CP I'm actually pretty happy with how the Templars have been treated this edition. >>324825 Look at this mess. This is why you should have used a containment thread Anime. Not even once Honestly it's fine. Not like this thread could've been any further derailed anyways No.325194 >>325190 Any other info about the new codex kind sir? No.325239 https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/30/two-new-codexes-coming-next-week/ Looks like CSM and Grey Knight are going to be out soon. Pre-orders up next Saturday so however long it took from pre-order to release for the SM codex will probably be the same time frame for these to. No.325243 >>324961 Why is tink so short? Nubby was the one supposed to be short. No.325246 >>325190 Oi, I moved it to that other thread. Let's have fun with it there. >>325160 We do? No.325273 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>325246 >We do? Do you even FREEFORM JAZZ, man? No.325312 File: efc836dd52d9cae⋯.jpg (244.45 KB, 980x577, 980:577, Golden_Throne-Imperial_Web….jpg) >When you figure out the reason for Emps's introverted behaviour, militant atheism and general bad decisions and distate for Guiliman because you discovered who he fucking was in the earliest ages of man He was fucking Diogenes The description of his true form even matches up to the guy The Emperor of mankind is none other than the batshit crazy angry Roman Barrel man who hated all the other Philosophers and is the forefather of Cynicism This is the explanation for the Militant atheism, and just why he didn't get along with Guiliman, the guy was literally every jacked roman smartass who came to harass him in his barrel made from his own genes as if to mock him from that time again Him actually being an introverted disillusioned once happy Conan guy degenerating into that state now makes perfect sense, as it was the point of his life where the toll of immortality started to weigh on him He basically only go this shit together when the Age of Strife went down, and even then, his entire life was spent being alone, unable to connect with others, and up to the unification wars, him generally using his powers to make himself seem big, when he really was this poorly socialized old dude somewhat mad of his own design Even explains why got along with the sons he either got to raise or otherwise lived similar lives to his in times close to his age way back when Probably kidnapped Tesla for his secret base too later on at somepoint The Emperor was literally "That hobo who always seems to know to much" throughout the history of mankind on earth. He probably was the drunk who stumbled on Hitler and told him about the Jews too. Makes sense that he wanted a word with Kharn to shut him up when he caught a glimpse of what he looked like, he was THAT self conscious about people finding out about who he really was over the course of millenia of sturpor and general embarrassing silliness No.325324 >>325312 >He probably was the drunk who stumbled on Hitler and told him about the Jews too. >Implying GW aren't normalfags No.325327 >>325312 >Probably kidnapped Tesla for his secret base too later on at somepoint Reminder that after Tesla's death the government had someone comb his notes to make sure that he didn't hide any planes for machines that could cast the Earth into the negative zone or some shit. The man who did that? One John G. Trump. Yes, the paternal uncle of Donald Trump. There were no plans for death rays or time machines in the notes… as far as we know of. It could be very possible that the last and greatest inventions of Tesla are now in the hands of the Trump dynasty, who will one day use them to make not just America but the entire world great again. No.325357 >>325327 So that's where Israel got the Samson Option from. No.325379 File: ff5f63c54ab2409⋯.jpg (23.13 KB, 180x167, 180:167, 180px-Catachan_Jungle_Figh….jpg) Scenario: The Tyranids attempt to infest Catachan What happens? No.325382 >>325379 As it attempts to devour the world, the Hive fleet falls apart due to a Cathacan infestation. No.325384 >>325379 They already tried that, once. Where do you think Catachan Devils came from? No.325393 >>325379 Where do you think half the shit on the planet is from? No.325404 >>325379 Its been speculated tyranids have been on Catachan. Catachan Devils are thought to be a tyranid vanguard of sorts that some how over time got disconnected from the hive mind. No.325422 >>325379 >Nids invade Catachan Catachans become even more powerful. To the point that they could easily mistake for space marine without the armor on. No.325438 >>325239 That's not looking too bad. The Emperor's Children basically get the demons of Slaanesh always hit first in close combat ability. Two wounds on possessed might actually make them somewhat usable. Bersekers are still a better close combat choice though. I wonder what the Night Lords will get. Probably something boring like minus one to everyone's leadership. No.325440 >>325438 Maybe they'll get things that allow for sneaky-sneaky. No.325442 >>325422 Catachans are already a pretty good force to fight catachans that time where they covered themselves in nid guts and destroyed the hive tyrant is metal as fuck Id wish the other regiments get shit these days No.325443 >>325442 It'd be nice to see some Tallarn tankers again. Anyone got that pseudo-Arabic recruitment poster? No.325444 File: 15cc5dc873ecfbb⋯.jpg (103.23 KB, 438x807, 146:269, 6415645461245151.jpg) >>325442 Ill take another Elysian story even if it has them getting fucked in the ass yet again No.325446 >>325444 >Ill take another Elysian story even if it has them getting fucked in the ass yet again Fleet does the Flying, Elysians do the dying, No.325456 >>325312 >When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition The greeks were nuts. No.325489 File: b781921c149d6e2⋯.png (142.57 KB, 346x397, 346:397, b781921c149d6e2aafd4792c20….png) >>325239 >>325438 Since no one linked it https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/31/legion-focus-emperors-children/ >noise marines have 2 attacks base >with a chainsword is goes up to 3 >always attack first Noice Glad best Chaos God is getting some love, shame about the lack of Combat Drugs though, those were cool. Might actually get motivated to paint the rest of my army now. No.325503 >>325489 Don't forget the ability to double up on chainswords for a total of 4 attacks No.325509 No.325510 >>324359 >>324361 OK, I was going to let it slide, but fuck you. The people talking about 40k not needing to progress weren't whining. They were having an on topic discussion. You coming in and whining about how everybody hates nu40k is absolutely what derailed the thread. No.325512 >>325509 Meh. The cover save rule is super situational and it doesn't look much like they're going to get any boosts to their firepower. Maybe IWs will get something in the form of relics or strategems, but it looks like they're getting screwed over again this edition. No.325520 File: b10b8c599736faf⋯.png (511.31 KB, 782x443, 782:443, LegionBasilisk00.png) >>325509 Now I'm not a big fan of Iron Warriors, but I still think its dumb not to give them this back. Especially since it was a given back in 3rd. Also the only way I'm gonna be pleased about anything the NL get is if they give them something for biker units. No.325525 File: c341a1aaf703ac9⋯.jpg (970.48 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 20170530_203536.jpg) So, I created a 1000 pt Black Templar list for a campaign. The idea is that for each victory, you add 100 pts to your list. I'd appreciate feedback. Black Templar Battalion Detachment 1000/1000 pts HQ: >Captain w/ Relic Blade, Combi-melta and Crusader's Helm >Chaplain: Crozius Arcanum and storm bolter Troops >Crusader Squad: 5x Initiates. Combi-plasma, plasma Gun, and missile launcher >Crusader Squad: 5x Initiates. Combi-plasma, plasma Gun, and missile launcher >Crusader Squad: 9x Initiates. Power fist, power sword, flamer. Elites: >Dreadnought: CCW w/ heavy flamer, assault cannon >Apothecary Heavy Support: >Predator: Predator autocannon and heavy bolters Dedicated Transport: >Rhino: Carries CC crusader squad and chaplain No.325526 >>325509 >Similar to their bitter rivals, the Imperial Fists, … You mean you literally just copy-pasted the trait and changed the name in the little fluff piece in italics. And it doesn't look any better the second time round. No.325528 >>325525 >I'd appreciate feedback Stick some sand on their bases, for pity's sake. Or even just some of those texture paints GW makes. No.325534 File: 4c55fb118ae0653⋯.jpg (40.08 KB, 400x680, 10:17, 2a7c83daba916d99b0f0a31e01….jpg) >>325526 B-but don't worry goy, this is NU-GW, they're totally based now, and they said Chaos would be right at the centre stage this edition! Who cares if they don't get any new models and their rules suck? They uh, they just have to finish releasing all the new Numraines first… No.325535 >>325509 Well, that's pretty mediocre. It'd be nice if they got new models, or some better rules, but Chaos and "new or better" isn't allowed. >>325520 Technically you can ally some in using Renegades and Heretics, though they'd only hit on a 4+. No.325575 >>325528 I meant about the list, but yes, I probably should base my minis No.325624 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. So what do you nerds think about this? Think he might be unto something? No.325626 >>325624 >GW makes a thing >It's related to their other things Truly breaking new ground No.325627 >>325624 Doesn't effect plot No.325628 >>325627 No, but seeing things from previus eras of 40k its interesting, just like pretending event horizon happens in the 40k universe. No.325630 >>325528 Do you really have to decorate the bases? Can't you just leave them blank? No.325631 File: 5047c1ca0a77d82⋯.png (453.84 KB, 348x595, 348:595, 4NsUd9o.png) File: a7c6f3e415964bd⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1888x383, 1888:383, HIxrbD3.png) File: 367a810f84f2c93⋯.png (119.97 KB, 963x369, 107:41, hU3c1Y5.png) I come bearing gifts http://imgur.com/gallery/JyDVK No.325632 >>325630 Yeah if you're lazy No.325633 File: e6318d1bca52286⋯.png (432.35 KB, 328x593, 328:593, qTj5KUK.png) >>325631 I've found the perfect guys to hang out with the chadmarines No.325634 File: 8e60711ae9dfdbf⋯.jpg (55.32 KB, 600x450, 4:3, smug comissar.jpg) No.325635 File: 4e152dc18f24dfd⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1046x454, 523:227, in the grim dankness.PNG) >>325634 Run the japanese 40k website through google translate and you get this shit No.325636 File: 24a8c970271dead⋯.png (508.23 KB, 762x381, 2:1, umies are fags.png) This should be a banner No.325637 >>325635 Oh wow, you think the japanese site its filled with shitty japanese too? No i want to think that japs believe the imperium of man is filled with trannies and fags. No.325638 File: 9af5823f3921227⋯.png (375.46 KB, 927x229, 927:229, ducari.PNG) >>325637 It's probably down to google translate being shit, but it's still pretty funny No.325647 File: 1276f5b56b905fb⋯.jpg (71 KB, 1221x1118, 1221:1118, AKsyaeQ.jpg) >>325638 >Hiratsuji >Romantic City Comorragh confirmed for space France No.325662 >>325638 >romantic That actually makes perfect sense. Romance isn't allowed in Craftworlds. For all their darkness, the Deldar are still the only ones capable of being pure of heart. No.325664 >>325630 Yeah, but it looks bad. Especially if there're weird paint flecks and bits of static grass all over. Clean black might look okay. No.325673 File: b08a77151858c02⋯.jpg (70.12 KB, 443x750, 443:750, 1422795772459.jpg) >>325631 >heterosexual (xeno) lies No.325675 No.325689 File: 41fb74047e55f42⋯.png (112.7 KB, 978x457, 978:457, jZaAAzT.png) >>325631 Lewd >>325675 >Why is this so powerful? Psychological and shock value. You declare this Stratagem AFTER your opponent has already started firing – meaning if they’ve decided to overcharge plasma weapons, suddenly their own models will be getting slain on a 2 or less. In addition to -1 Ld all the time, NL is looking cheesy. No.325802 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. What did they mean by this? No.325804 >>325802 More manufacting jobs for the Imperium! MPGA! No.325805 No.325808 >>325631 >Lettuce Gain Did I just stumble onto a One Piece character? No.325809 >>325444 >another story of Elysians getting fucked in the ass Anphelion and Kastorel Novem wasn't enough pain and suffering for you? No.325810 >>325802 That skull reminds me of the one for the reivers but with the codex out we know about all of the current sm releases. My guess is more assassin stuff maybe? No.325812 >>325810 What do you mean, assassins aren't primaris marines, why would they release somethign that's not Primaris marines? Obviously this is heralding the glorious release Codex Primaris: Rievermarines, along with a full range of new plastic Tactireavers, Rievernators, Jetrieavers and the amazing, skull-faced Land Reaver. No.325813 >>325802 I like how they ripped all the sounds from Dawn of War games. As for the actual content - maybe new Forgeworld stuff? No.325814 >>325802 I would've said Mechanicus, but that doesn't look like the Mechanicus or Skitarii logo. So maybe either Sisters of Silence or possibly Black Shields. No.325816 >>325814 >Black Shields Deathwatch? No.325822 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Needs moar GRIMALDUS No.325824 File: fcbbc740f669ebf⋯.jpg (111.81 KB, 1000x518, 500:259, 40kLegionFocus_NightLords_….jpg) >>325816 No, not exactly, but a Death Watch codex does make sense. No.325899 >>325525 On second thought. I think I'll replace the apothecary with an ancient No.325901 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>325822 Better audio. No.325928 >>325899 Oh, is it a Primaris army? Or are there also non-Primaris Ancients? No.326164 Chaos and Grey Knights Codexi are out for preorder. No.326250 >>325928 Nope, the ancient is just the old banner bearer given a new name. No.326360 >>324306 At this point fucking Squats are more likely to come in 2017 >>324470 >You see, they're only releasing three this year. When Space Marines is out, CSM and GK on Preorder and Death Guard coming soon and that just get us September and they'll still be able to squeeze another 2 in next month No.326361 No.326365 >>325638 So fast Italian Motorbikes are the greatest threat of the galaxy's terrible threat No.326366 No.326450 >>326366 There's a thread on /v/ called fullderp. Go there No.326452 File: 8cfdd5a0f7ff256⋯.jpg (99.79 KB, 850x985, 170:197, 40k30YrsPrimarisSergeant_I….jpg) No.326454 >>326452 >More primaris shit instead of a classic beakie marine >Not a primaris with a obscure pattern of MKX power armor styled after MKVI instead of MKIV It is like they are not even trying anymore. No.326483 File: 105f831d7df2bcb⋯.jpg (20.17 KB, 500x361, 500:361, bfecdec8f8b30925d895921b1a….jpg) File: 43a7b58933bab52⋯.jpg (357.02 KB, 1435x1600, 287:320, DSCF0595.jpg) >>326452 You would think they would re-release a rogue trader model or something, not some generic new space marine, even the one they brought out for the 25th was better. No.326490 File: 7a3fdc0bfd03db6⋯.jpg (83.86 KB, 900x741, 300:247, flyer88994105techmarinesx-….jpg) >>326483 I had never realized that the power wrench of the Angry Marines is actually canon. No.326491 File: c90cd65f7f77ae7⋯.png (523.07 KB, 975x643, 975:643, tockmarinone.PNG) >>326490 >3 techmarines for £2.50 >that's around £7 today >tfw No.326499 >>326490 Well they don't look too techy, but still more character than what we have these days. Hell, they could even use bikes and jet bikes. Seems like they've degraded their skills. No.326516 >>326491 gw is going to die with the ridiculous overpricing. i've bought nothing from them for years for precisely this reason. I remember the witch elves being €60 for 10 p[lastic models being the last straw. No.326553 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. No.326555 >>326452 It's disappointing. 30th Anniversary dude is so cool. This isn't. No.326656 >>326516 The last thing I bought from them was Noise Marine arms because nowhere else sold them, I go for 3rd party (which nearly always have a 15-25% discount) or Ebay nowadays. No.326676 >>326452 That's so shitty it's just sad. Looks exactly like every other Prime-meh-rine ever. >>326516 I've only bought from China lately. With Coolcasts' quality being what it is, there's just no point paying for GW anymore, even if theirs' are plastic. No.326684 >>326516 My guardsmen are almost all third party pieces, with the only GW stuff being the arms and some of the kit. Same goes for the vehicles. No.326950 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Morty No.326964 >>326950 Wow that counting apparatus thing (what are they called in English again?) looks pretty retarded. Yea yea, I know, tallyman of Nurgle whatever, still looks silly. Morty is great at least, only complaint is they missed out on adding clouds and smoke from the censers, that could've made for some nice painting. I managed to Ignore Nagash, and the Verminlord even before they killed WFB, and dodged both the Magnus and Bloodthirster bullets (really lucky considering how shitty those armies have become) but I guess the GW kikes finally gets some shekels out of me now. Hopefully FW will make rules for the DP version of him soon as well. No.326983 >>326964 Abacus. The Cataphractii terminator looks pretty sweet. No.326999 >>326950 Morty's rules better be in the fucking codex or else. >>326964 >FW DP rules When the fuck did they do this for anyone else? No.327180 Some edgelord hacked lexicanum http://www.lexicanum.com/ No.327181 >>327180 Sounds like similar motivation to our own April Fools' Autist. No.327183 >>327180 Pretty piano, though. Anyone recognize the piece? No.327257 File: 2ff22e3ee86211d⋯.jpg (45.11 KB, 600x620, 30:31, 99120101182_ETBIntercessor….jpg) Lads, what with all the hairesy on these new guys? No.327292 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>327257 >hairesy No.327322 Lads I'm making a lost and the damned army, my disciples are Beastmen Gors, what should my marauders be? >>327257 Improved geneseed made them better in every way. No.327325 >>327322 Depends on what kind of marauders you want them to be. Stalkers, Murder Cultists, or Hereteks? No.327343 >>323969 Why didn't the emperor get more pskyers to commit ritualistic suicide in order to create more emperors? Hell, he could have just cloned himself and altered the fetus so that it becomes a female instead of a male and then procreate with that clone. He could have had an entire race of emperors! And since he is the perfect human he would have had no genetic errors, thus the problem of incest would be made mute No.327348 >>327343 Would you want another manmade god meddling in your careful plans for mankind? Would you trust them to think the same as you? No.327350 File: 3dad375e9937f99⋯.jpg (48.63 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 13438882_10153611513870759….jpg) >>327343 Did you just tell the Emperor to go fuck himself ? No.327364 File: b12ab3ea216604c⋯.jpg (22.21 KB, 315x432, 35:48, Liber Excrutiatus.jpg) >>327322 That depends on what god you chose and what >>327325 said. Could go 100% lazy and just use WFB Marauders with some Catachan bits. >>327343 There weren't any left once Emp was born. If there were they probably died out long before any of them could figure out what happened to the rest. Also, why the fuck would he want to deal with a female version of himself? Human women can be awful and you can bet Emp had his share of "Holy shit, that chicks fucking crazy!" moments. To add to that, IF he made a female Emp, she'd probably cling to him since he'd be the only other living thing she could level with for, I dunno, the first 25,000 years of her life. Every waking moment would be spent listening to her complain about Him and everyone around them. Centuries of endless bitching and nit-picking. Once she figured out she wouldn't age, she'd dump Him and start living like a whore. Eventually, maybe after a few centuries, she might go back to the Emps since all her former boyfriends wound up dying from age. Even with a huge cash flow due to her constant gold-digging schemes, she wouldn't lend any to Emp and she'd brow-beat him further for even thinking of getting access to her money. At this point she wouldn't have any love for Him and only use him as an anchor for her continuous sprees throughout regular human society. Now, imagine being nagged for twenty-five THOUSAND YEARS! This is assuming she'd go fuck off else where during the Dark Age of Technology or got killed during the Age of Strife. If she didn't, then add another ten thousand or so years to that nagging. Now you know why he didn't and probably wouldn't make a female version of himself even if he could. No.327367 >>327364 I don't think the retard's theory called for /r9k/ spiel, anon. I snickered. No.327401 File: 53a32f2c93f2b8a⋯.jpg (456.56 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg) >>327343 The psykers of his time were shamans. They were decisively a different breed than existed thereafter, and more or less died out when they chose to ressurect in one. Or at least their gene combo became exceedingly, beyond pariah, rare. Henceforth, beginning at the middle of the dark age of technology, we have six strains of psycher potential. Astropaths of a subspecies, Sorcerors who can wield warp, plain old psychers who are warp, Nulls/Pariahs, sensei, and faith conduit saints. Of these only the Sensei would have relation to the Emperor's own version of shaman genes, and yet they're nulls. A good comparison might be this. The Emperor is like a lone redwood. There used to be a forest, but it is gone. The conditions to seed a new one are not there, and his seeds keep getting eaten by varmints. Yes he is huge, yes it is possible to splice new trees off his roots, twenty in fact, but still the atmosphere, the warp, is not conducive to its thriving. The pines and oaks may be mighty, but they don't have the potential to reach redwood height. No.327413 >>327325 >>327364 Slaaneshi Hereteks is the most likely, maybe some Skitari style fellas? No.327424 >>327343 You cant clone a soul (the most important part of the emperor) in 40k, as we saw with abbadon and all of those failed macharius clones. No.327425 Oh boy. https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/13/breaking-news-necromunda-returnsgw-homepage-post-1/ I hope it turns out to be ok and sucesfull, id like for them to release the arbites again. No.327426 >>327413 >>327425 Oh wow look at that, I know have good models for marauders No.327427 No.327433 >>326999 Not yet, but they've already confirmed long ago that we'll get them for any applicable Primarch eventually. >>327257 The GW kikes apparently can't think of anything better than selling the same exact marine units all over again in a bigger scale. >>327425 More interested to see if they make terrain for it though, but mppk gangers certainly makes them a lot more interesting than they'd be otherwise. No.327482 File: 387c1abaf2270d8⋯.png (461.05 KB, 1079x777, 1079:777, Ash wate nomads.png) >>327425 Holy shit they're actually bringing back Necromunda and SWA wasn't going to be the half-assed replacement! All I need now are muh Ash Waste Nomads and I'll be set No.327565 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. My pick for the Emperor's piece, circa the Age of Terra. Got anything in mind for after? No.327583 >>327364 >why the fuck would he want to deal with a female version of himself? To procreate with, in order to create a new race of superhumans. >>327424 >You cant clone a soul Yeah but, the idea was to make a female clone of himself to procreate with and make millions of offspring, have them put into the human population to breed with them and basically raise all of humanity to a near emperor-like state. His clone might not have the same powers he does, but wouldn't his children at least have some level of his powers? And even if not, the emperor is a physically perfect human right? So having all of humanity be physically perfect would put humanity at a large advantage. No.327584 File: d7a68707980374a⋯.png (50.4 KB, 242x258, 121:129, stop.png) No.327585 >>327425 The only thing I'm worried about is price, the models look nice. Since it's for a squad-based game, I'm worried that the price will be jacked way up. No.327588 I have a question regarding to Imperial Guard structure, specifically with briefings. Would it be irregular, or basically impossible, for an entire regiment to be briefed on the mission/deployment they are about to go on? This happens in our actual modern day military, so I'm just curious if it is a possibility for a Commander to do this, or if it is against a certain obscure rule in the IIUP that I overlooked. No.327591 >>327588 It comes down to the regiment in question, such as its size and quality of training, as well as the nature of the mission. A bunch of underhive gang scum conscripts aren't liable to get told much more than "you're going here, to kill these fuckers", while something like the Elysians would probably get a detailed briefing. No.327594 >>327588 A big assembly of the entire regiment at the onset of a campaign where the broad strokes of the strategic situation and goals is discussed and the colonel has an opportunity to give a big rousing morale-building speech wouldn't be uncommon for more professional regiments, with packets of more detailed intel and orders being given to platoon leaders to carry out their own smaller briefings later No.327596 I was wondering, does the imperium practice eugenics. I know they try and prevent genetic pollution of humanity, but do they prevent weak humans from breeding and encourage strong ones to breed? I'd imaging space marine chapters would be in support of this, since they want the best candidates for the space marines. Partially related: are the average humans (not abhumans) of the 41th millennium physically superior to current humans in any way? No.327597 File: e03c16fadef1cd7⋯.jpg (110.12 KB, 680x680, 1:1, a4b.jpg) No.327598 >>327482 The Good thing about SWA means that someone can just chuck their Orkz in with the Necromunda players No.327599 >>327596 Depends on the planet. As a rule, genetic manipulation using technology is strictly forbidden, so any active eugenics policies would be things like throwing the weak or infirm out into the wastes. Most places don't do this, though abandoned mutant children often form an underhive class once they grow up. Eugenics tends to happen naturally on certain planets, as the conditions are too inhospitable for the weak to survive anyway. The Imperium as a rule is most concerned with preventing mutation, as opposed to things like "being strong". No.327600 No.327606 >>327588 Really depends on the regiment As well as what said briefings would contain, with Catachan it wouldn't be so much about the enemy but what ever death world they are on, while I'd say your Elysians and probably your Krieg would get shit of detail matching Space Marine chapters No.327607 >>327585 Well Bloodbowl was cheap as shit No.327609 >>327583 You would still have problems because of the souls, the imperium tried to do that with both creed and lord solar macharius, both projects ended in disaster. >>327596 40k average humans are supposed to be the same as us only dumber. Think about a dark ages peasant with current day medicine and tech. Also, im pretty sure the eugenics thing would change from planet to planet, space marines do it but only on their initiation circles. No.327614 >>327609 >>327596 >>327599 (checked) I've gotten from it that humans in the 41st Millennium are all tougher and stronger than our current baseline, with little variations depending on location. It would explain why they've thrived across a hostile galaxy and why it's practicable to occasionally put motivated women in uniform. Don't know where you're getting "dumber" from. No.327616 >>327588 >>327594 >>327591 Solar Macharius briefed his entire army about how the campaign was gonna go in Angel of Fire. Just lined them all up in a field somewhere and talked to them with hololiths and a (very sophisticated) megaphone. No.327619 >>327616 Well, Solar Macharius was the best Warmaster the Imperium ever had, so it makes sense he would do stuff like that. You can't really hold him up as an example of standard Guard procedure. No.327625 File: 02b9bfa2f0aa929⋯.png (772.07 KB, 697x616, 697:616, horus sad.PNG) >>327619 >Solar Macharius was the best Warmaster the Imperium ever had No.327671 >>327596 The Imperium doesn't practice eugenics. Because: 1. Genetics are an infraction against the divine Emperor. 2. Only the Emperor could do anything to improve humanity 3. the Imperium needs more people to do things like reloading a space cannon or holding the line. 4. Space Marine chapters don't do direct eugenics, since they recruit from worlds that either have no infrastructure thus only the physically strong, ie Cavemen, survive. Or the infrastructure is so vast you can't keep track of every single person so in the deep underhive only the physically fit/lucky/ruthless survive. >>327625 Macharius was the best because he died a loyal servant of the Emperor, not like some bitch that got obliterated. No.327679 >>327614 > Don't know where you're getting "dumber" from. Have you read any 40k books that deal with average civilians? >>327625 The whole heresy destroyed his score. No.327682 >>327679 Uh huh. Ignorance does not mean stupidity. No.327707 >>327679 Nah the heresy was just the victory lap, he went back around and reconquered everything AGAIN No.327711 >>327707 Treachery does not count as winning. No.327712 >>327711 Tell that to all the people who've been stabbed in the back through out history No.327714 >>327712 And they all ended up in history as backstabbing bastards. Macharius is space alexander the great, horus is satan. No.327783 Anyone got the latest chinaman catalogue? Thanks. No.327788 >>327783 http://photoDOT163DOTcom/coolcastornot.vip/#m=1&aid=277189454&p=1 (Please send email to my new main email box: coolcast@vipDOT163DOTcom ) If you want to make an order,please send email to me and let me know the information like blow: 1.Order list: FW-XX x 1 WB-0XXX x 3 2.Your paypal account : xxxxxx@hotmail.com 3.Your shipping information(include tel number) No.327878 >>327671 >only the physically fit/lucky/ruthless survive. That's Eugenics anon No.327933 >>327878 It's not intentional eugenics, it's just natural selection. No.327953 >>327933 It is eugenics when they keep violent underhive gangs around just so they can pressgang the strong survivors amongst them into IG regiments. Yes, there's a lot of incompetence in the Imperium, but there are smart people around too. Istvaanian Inquisitors would be a prime example of those who'd push eugenics like this. No.327956 >>327953 Take into account none of that is intentional, it just popped up and by the time the imperium noticed, they realize that it actually works out for them. No.327958 >>327956 It's certainly intentional in some cases, again, this is practically the whole MO of the Istvaanians. No.327971 Just for confirmation, because my last opponent refused to accept this: If you end up with Liturgy of the Electromancer for your Canticles, it effectively makes your entire army have a one inch aura effect that goes off once people enter that zone, yes? My opponent insisted that it only goes off at the beginning of the turn that Canticles is activated. Also I know it sucks as a Canticle choice, I was rolling for things and that was my best option even with Cawl. No.327998 At what point after Horus' death did they start sacrificing psykers to the Emperor? Did any of the primarchs ever comment on the practice? No.328169 File: 9ed734aa3ad97bc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 578.61 KB, 628x780, 157:195, Loss.png) No.328177 File: b982dd2443bad11⋯.png (40.37 KB, 714x674, 357:337, Screenshot 2017-08-17 23.5….png) Tried my hand at modelling stuff, inspired by the anon whose made so many of those Tabletop Simulator mods that I use so often. I can't for the life of me get it to import into TTS tho. It annoys me because I have other TTS models that are way more detailed and fancy than mine that work in it no problem. Whatever, I'll texture it tomorrow and figure out what's up with importing it later. No.328342 File: d34b4ae7fad907d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.15 KB, 700x639, 700:639, 1342d6af91c2d3e4678945865c….jpg) >>328169 Khârn didn't care, he was just ass mad he didn't get to kill Argel Tal himself. No.328348 >>328342 Whats Necoho have to do with this? No.328388 File: 5a113486cf48651⋯.jpg (2.51 MB, 2202x1181, 2202:1181, Heresy Club.jpg) >>327971 >"Once per turn, you can activate one of the Canticles of the Omnissiah. One use per canticle" >"chance for each unit thats in melee with you " I was gonna put my own spin on this but here's a real answer: >"What is really good about Canticles now is that you are choosing them at the start of each battle round, not on your turn. That means you can declare Shroudpsalm on turn 1 even if your opponent is going first." >>327998 That is a good question. >>328177 Looking good so far. No.328389 I heard something about GW getting hit with a lawsuit by someone, maybe 1-2 weeks ago. Anyone remember the details? No.328396 >>328389 A guy was suing them for various shady business practices like 'having a high mark-up on their products' and 'selling too few units to third party retailers'. I think he also claimed that game rules aren't intellectual property? In my opinion it's probably all bullshit and he's using very inflammatory language to disguise the fact that he's got nothing, but I guess he might find some obscure law to get them on. Here's a link: http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2017/08/florida-man-sues-games-workshop-for-62m.html No.328400 >>328396 If there was anything they could get them on its the mandatory price fixing, that's pretty illegal afaik/have been told. Probably also the no webstores shit No.328407 >>328400 None of that was a secret, it was all their public policy. GW has enough lawyers that I can't imagine them announcing that they're going to start breaking business laws. Unless it's some jurisdictional edge-case related to them being a British company selling in the US. No.328477 Does anyone have any art or sources of info on the Orks' Fungus Groves/The Drops? I'm considering just going for a grotty radioactive waste pit with some mushrooms and scrap piles, but I'd like to know if there's any other stuff to look at for inspiration. No.328622 File: 5ee955dbb336da2⋯.jpg (109.28 KB, 919x916, 919:916, AoS-Blightwar-Image3ntoixs….jpg) I wonder if he'll get 40k rules being a Daemon and all No.328675 >>328477 Pretty sure there was a little bit about it the original 'Ere we go. I always planned to make one out of that long magma scar-crater terrain and make a roughly Ork-sized shack with a hole in the floor suspended on poles over the edge. And ofc throw in shrroms, snotlings and a couple of grots. >>328622 I wouldn't count on it. Maybe as a new beast (I assume we'll get a box of those and a GUO soon) or as a Herald on a mount. Though the latter seems pretty unlikely seeing how there's no "your dudes" in this zero-options "generic dudes" editions. No.328784 No.329129 So, I'm really fucking new to the setting. I've watched some of Arch's 40k Lore videos, watched ITEHATTSD extensively, and I've gotten my hands on the Horus Rising audiobook. However, I feel like there's something I'm just not getting about 40k as a setting. I don't understand the appeal of most of it- I can get Emps and the Primarchs ,but when you start going down the Imperial hierarchy past that, I zone out till you get to the Imperial Guard and then I care again. And the rest of it I really just don't give a flip about. So, is there something I'm missing? >TLDR: Explain 40k to me No.329148 >>329129 It is a pure, unadulterated, masculine playground. There is nothing to explain. If you know the essence of a bullfight, why it is performed, why the bull must die, then you'll understand the inner dynamo of 40k. A place where the concept of honor has meaning that isn't sullied by apathy or pity or politics. That and the fact that most popular scifi before the Matrix came out can be placed on the warhammer timeline, if you fudge a little detail here or there. No.329198 File: 1530c4a5e0fcc48⋯.png (14.8 KB, 327x85, 327:85, ClipboardImage.png) >>328622 >THE WARHAMMER COMMUNITY No.329199 >>329198 Man, that's likely to be the only GW-legal t-shirt to come out which also bears the holy aquila. I want t-shirts and hats with that symbol on it, dagnabbit. No.329207 File: b082d76f9c9fa23⋯.jpg (144.15 KB, 381x588, 127:196, thewarhammercommunity.jpg) >>329198 >THE WARHAMMER COMMUNITY No.329208 >>329129 You're not missing much. It's jumped the shark and steadily heading into shit anyway, doubly so now that's it getting pokemon tier with the ultrasigmarines. Read some of the few good books like Eisenhorn, Cain and the Imperial Armour books and leave it at that. No.329874 File: a6101114bde198c⋯.jpg (56.99 KB, 1000x450, 20:9, 40kRPG-Banner-1aq-1.jpg) >AKA Dark Heresy 3.0 I didn't see any comments about it, and I didn't want to add another 40k thread to the catalog. http:// www.belloflostsouls.net /2017/08/40k-wrath-glory-narratives.html >Made by the same lead developer of Rogue Trader and Deathwatch >Takes place in the Dark Imperium, so Chadmarines and plenty of new fluff in regions with no find contact with the Astronomical >Core book will have Dark Eldar, Ork, Space Marine and Human PCs Might be good. I hope it isn't bloated. No.329877 >>329208 Why don't you like it? No.329889 >>329874 So Guilliman's red-headed stepchildren are here. This should make for some amusing roleplaying. Also, an old developer on hand gives me some hope that this'll be fun. No.329901 File: 8d8cae0c450c949⋯.jpg (100.61 KB, 1200x601, 1200:601, primaris_sergeant.jpg) >>329877 The horrible writing aside, they wrote in completely redundant super space marines (Nevermind the fact that they'd just made plastic Custodes already) that are somehow better than the old ones and had been just lying around ready to be used for almost 10k years before Girlyman woke up and told Cawl, aka Omnissiah ex machina to start mass producing them. Which instantaneously brushes away the whole Chaos incursion they spent the GS books to build up, straight out ignores the warp rift that was said to divide the galaxy and cause trouble for everyone, all the while huge events like the Blood angels being almost slaughtered to a man and replaced with Primarines is brushed over. Not only does it completely shit on the existing lore, sidelines Chaos yet again despite the buildup to make them a credible threat, washes away all the grimdark and destroys the whole theme of desperate struggle for survival, but it does this all solely because the lazy, greedy kikes at GW couldn't think of anything better to do than try to sell everyone the same bloody space marine models all over again at a larger scale and cost. People have been waiting for years for all kinds of other things from plastic Ork buggies and Eldar aspect warriors to a full release of plastic sisters, but apparently they'd rather try to sell us this (pic related) piece of shit for 20£. 40k is over. The whole theme of grimdark survival is gone (And it didn't turn into cheesy RT goodness either), the new stuff is mostly shit and they'll gladly ruin any of the existing fluff solely to sell some more unimaginative shit to whatever zombies are retarded enough to buy it. Oh and that pic up there is their 30th anniversary model. Let that sink in for a bit… No.329902 File: 5524a20eebca85e⋯.jpg (442.58 KB, 1185x1600, 237:320, 8WzakNy.jpg) >>329901 >>329877 And for anyone that would laud GW for having done some good things lately, take a look at this page. You could also take a look at the sham they call a global campaign going on right now, and how obviously rigged the whole thing is with the skewered releases that ensures space marines have all their new shit out while Death guard will just barely get their release before the whole thing ends. Maybe they won't cuck up the new Necromunda? Not holding my breath though. No.329905 File: a137efc94462905⋯.jpg (226.64 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1434425127813.jpg) >>329874 >Ork PCs >mfw >>329902 I don't get it, what's wrong? Those models look amazi- >40 dollerydoos for 3 dudes what the fuck No.329907 File: 8b7a4fb424270a3⋯.png (313.16 KB, 710x528, 355:264, Golden Turd.png) >>329874 Thought it would just be DH 3, but now that they are going to add playable xeno races, that makes me feel a little bit better. >>329901 Yeah GW hasn't been keeping up their appearances. At first everyone figured they might've turned a new leaf. They did though, kinda. Their 30th Anniversary model is shit, no doubt there. All of their global campaigns are "rigged" so that only GW wins. Doesn't matter that the Imperium get nuMarines before Chaos gets anything new or useful. They will skew it however they please; it was never going to be fair or even in the first place. >3 plague marines for$40

That better be a limited time only thing or else were going to see $120+ tactical squads. good thing I get my shit from china No.329909 >>329907 Sure we know they're releasing a regular box as well, that will probably have the slightly more sane price we're used to, but this is still a fucking disgusting precedent. And looking at how bad the numarines are as a model kit with such a lack of options and how the codices seem to weed out all cool options and builds certainly don't paint a bright picture of the future. No.329910 File: 56eec0b7feb39d9⋯.jpg (575.12 KB, 1600x892, 400:223, Dp9yGor.jpg) File: f8740752461ffb2⋯.jpg (498.6 KB, 1059x1600, 1059:1600, BCmP1rT.jpg) Might as well post some of the good stuff. I suppose I'll have to get Morty, but unless they're making a discounted start collecting box I'll probably get this shit from China. No.329921 >>329874 Might be fun. Looking forward to an all ork party. Hell, maybe throw everything out the window and essentially run it as D&D in space 40k edition. No.329923 >>329921 Might as well use the RT setting then. And let's face it, that's way better for RPGs than 40k could ever be. No.329990 >>329910 >DG termies How long has it been since cult terminators were requested? Since 3rd Ed? not to mention everything else. >Morty They should've relesed him at the same time as Mangus. Then have a box set about Tzneetch Vs Nurgle. Wasted opportunity but at least they're finally bringing him out. >New Tank That's unexpected. No.329992 File: 079938d3b14b1ba⋯.png (48.26 KB, 270x225, 6:5, 1450661049460.png) >>329129 Broadly: it's the Dark Ages IN SPAAAAAAAACE! The Imperium is obviously the most fleshed out part of the setting, but look into the other races some as well. Each faction has a huge amount of accumulated story and lore that makes the Galaxy feel like it has real inhabitants with real history. One thing that really sets it apart from other "space opera" settings is the heavy focus on religious belief, which is not dismissed out of hand like most space opera does, but instead can have a tangible effect on the world around people. Another thing that makes the setting popular is its flexibility. For the most part, anything goes in the setting - for example, the Imperium will always have a Gothic Cyberpunk vibe, but the specifics vary to the point where there are places that are idyllic and pleasant to live in (Ultrasmurf's home systems) all the way to dystopian hellholes where the church literally scans your thoughts for heresy. The Tau offer a more traditional sci-fi experience, especially if you like old Mecha anime, but they can also be presented as a brainwashing cult-like society. If you know the basics of the setting, go read the All Guardsmen Party. It will give you a great feel for the type of crazy adventure and bizarre sci-fi scenarios, along with larger-than-life personalities, that are a hallmark of 40k. No.329994 >>329992 I haven't played since 5th ed What the fuck is the "Dark Imperium" No.329997 File: 105ca96948a87cf⋯.png (15.76 KB, 162x149, 162:149, tumblr_onar80p0X31u1ry24o3….png) >>329874 >d6 dice pool based >no longer autism fueled >almost definitely gonna tie in miniatures in some way >no longer made by FFG Not too hopeful. I'm interested, and I'll probably at least try it out i\once or twice, but I think this is just gonna be a super casual RPG, like Warhammer Quest. No.329999 >>329889 >Guilliman's red-headed stepchildren Those thing's existence is Cawl's doing, but Guilliman's use of them is also condemnable. But I suppose he does come from a more…progressive age. No.330004 >>329994 >What the fuck is the "Dark Imperium" The imperium got split in half because cadia blew the fuck up, the terran half is in full on movilization fighting off chaos and trying to stabilize the great rift that ensued, the other half is incomunicated and a whole bunch of terrible shit is going off. >>329999 Well he needs troops to fight with, and the primaris were right there, why not use them? No.330039 >>329999 Reminder that Guilliman dislikes them too, quadsman. No.330067 >>329994 It's literally nothing, they've already handwaved it away a week or so after they came up with it. No.330074 >>330067 Did they really? can't say I'm upset by that. Spent the last few hours reading up about it on some wikis and it sounds sort of retarded. It removes a lot of the grimdark, focuses the universe too heavily on a single event and oversimplifies the motivations of pretty much every faction. It sounds like it would be a decent alt setting for a very specific tabletop RPG or something but not a good move for the whole universe. Also I'm tired of Ultramarines being super special. I don't like the idea of Rowbutt Girlyman being resurrected, and the whole Primaris marine thing feels like fanfiction-tier bullshit to try and sell more marine models. No.330080 File: 132917fc03aca25⋯.jpg (63.02 KB, 496x435, 496:435, age of 3 .jpg) >>330074 No, it doesn't upset me either, it's just retarded that they'd waste time writing the whole scenario of the 13th crusade and the rift only to invalidate it all by putting in even more retarded ultrasigmarines and plot devices right afterwards. And yea, fanfiction bullshit is exactly what they are. It's all a cheap asspull so they can sell upscaled tacticals, upscaled scouts, upscaled centurions and upscaled jetpack marines. And the worst part is people seem to actually buy them. I used to think the whole 40kids stuff was just WMH fans throwing shit, but they're right, the majority of the 40k fanbase must be made of retarded children if they think this crap is worth their money. No.330084 >>330074 The Primaris are not without precedent. It appears they're based at least partially on the muscle bulks born of the Raven's imperfect troop bolstering at the end of the Heresy, meaning there is good reason to believe they're not so noblebright through and through. They are as to the Astartes as Astertes are to Thunderwarriors, with the immense inconvenience of sharing the same time on the stage. That and having been born of a Primarch who has been tainted twice, once in body by fell blade, once in mind by fell crown, there is more than an inkling of darkness to pull a second heresy from. They're not as grimdumb as Sigmarines, and for that I'm thankful. That they are tied to Urist McTechpriest is a shame and a waste of potential. There is slim a slim chance they can save the setting, by giving chaos a decisive win next lore exposition. I doubt it. Until then there is still potential. No.330091 >>330084 Doesn't matter. All the other various projects to tinker with the geneseed, even far simpler stuff than this, went in the shitter because that is all 40k is about; trying to survive in a grimdark hellhole through grit and determination while everything is crumbling around you. You can't tweak around with any of the old tech in fear of irreparably damage something, or inadvertently release some bound daemon form the heresy or abominable intelligence from the dark ages. These guys are straight up marysues, nothing less. And what are you talking about Thunderwarriors for? These ultrasigmarines have already been accepted by all the old legions, even fucking DAs suddenly think it's cool to have these noobs of dubious heritage poke around in their shit now, while the BAs are all gone and have been all but replaced already They've established that regular marines can be biomagically transformed into primazords too. Outside the fact that they're useless on their own in the game, they're just a superior upgrade with zero drawbacks. I honestly can't fathom how you can still see an inkling of potential anywhere in 40k at this point. The GS books whipped up a lot of new potential then killed it all off instantly as 8th came along, and any means of making the Primadonnas interesting are already wasted It's reached the point you sometimes see in tv series, where they kill off a character in one season only to find out it was a bad idea and the audience liked him, so they bring in his twin brother that looks identical and plays the exact same role, making it as if it never happened. That's what has been going on between the GS books and 8th, only the twin brother in this case is a head taller, less interesting and flexible. No.330094 >>330084 >That and having been born of a Primarch who has been tainted twice That happened after the whole thing with the primaris though, they were a secret project of cawl by the days after the horus heresy. No.330095 >>330091 This is a great summary of the issues I have with this. The whole idea of 40k is that shit sucks, and everybody knows it sucks, but despite all of this suckage, humanity is fighting against overwhelming odds. There aren't supposed to be MarySue heroes being brought back from death with magical suits of armor. Even the Emperor is still rotting away on his throne; why resurrect Guilliman? We're not even at the height of our civilization's strength and we've already forgotten how to build most of our own technology. Plasma tech is supposed to be borderline magical to us. The Baneblade chassis is copied from an STC for what was once considered an agricultural tractor. The Mechanicus literally lights incense and prays to their machines to ask them to keep working. The Emperor himself created the Space Marines, and the idea that after a millenia of technological stagnation some dude on Mars could improve upon that original design is ridiculous and practically lore-breaking. No.330100 >>330091 >I honestly can't fathom how you can still see an inkling of potential anywhere in 40k at this point "Even a man who has nothing can still have faith." No.330105 >>330100 Well I won't stop you, continue to shovel money at GW despite their record streaks of retardation and you'll live up to that saying in no time. 20£ for a single plastic mans with a bitching long purity seal sure is a steal. No.330108 >>330094 What happens to the primarchs effects their spawn. This is a well known thing. Psychic backlash and all that. No.330118 >>329902 >$40

Holy shit GW. I thought \$35 HQs were insane.

No.330121

>>329992

Can you please stop being autistic about the AGP? It's funny, but it isn't excessively great. Give the guy an actual suggestion, like the Eisenhorn Trilogy or the Ciaphas Cain books>>329992

No.330124

>>330105

>Not kitbashing all of your hq models

It's like you want your army to be boring

No.330144

>>330004

>the primaris were right there, why not use them?

I'm sure you would say the same of a daemon weapon. Such things are equally morally imperiling, and to use such diabolical tools does little more than taint the soul of the user and the cause for which they picked them up.

No.330152

>>330095

>>330084

I simply don't see all this talk of a second Heresy coming through. Sure, some of the Primaris will probably turn to Chaos at some point, and they'll probably have a Primaris leader who's the most evilest of all, and we're supposed to be shocked even though he was in the fluff for about 5 seconds beforehand. But I don't see a second event as cataclysmic as the Heresy happening, to truly bring back the grimdark. With Roboute and his golden boys taking centre stage, plus the generally more cartoonish aesthetic, it just seems really unlikely.

No.330156

>>330108

But not all primaris are descendants of roboute, hence why other primaris joined other chapters.

From what i got from the book, bellisarius cawl got found a bunch of old data from the emperor (that someone tried to remove) and used the geneseed of mars to build his spacier marines.

>>330144

But of course, radical inquisitioning is the way to go!

No.330289

File: 97c030dfed05579⋯.jpg (80.58 KB, 600x627, 200:209, 2012 Games Day miniature.jpg)

Anybody know if the chinaman sells this?

No.330295

>>329994

Dark Imperium is the imperium on the dark side of the galaxy. Not much has been explored about it yet but basically the idea is a big ol' warp rift is now splitting the galaxy in half. Things are a little bit better than they used to be on the earth side Imperium, but the Dark Imperium on the other side is even worse.

No.330309

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Necromunda Trailer

have GW finally worked out how to do female faces?

No.330311

>>330309

narrator's voice was pretty sexy tbh.

No.330324

>>330311

Female bong accents are hot, man.

>>330309

No.330328

File: 5c18eb2e78f311d⋯.jpg (86.84 KB, 600x620, 30:31, 99120108008_Triumvirateoft….jpg)

>>330311

MLE is a blight upon the lands of England and should be eradicated.

>>330324

not really tbh, might just be the painting though.

No.330332

File: 7ff08f31b249b37⋯.jpg (185.87 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, living saint.jpg)

>>330328

Those are her escorts though, not the living saint.

No.330343

>>330332

She looks like a zombie tranny in that pic m8

No.330353

>>330289

A particular Russian sells those, in metal too.

>>330309

>wonder how they're gonna poz Necromunda?

Obviously by pitting Eschar vs Goliath. Gurlz vs Guyz. But hey, they're bringing back templates. Also the terrain would do well for zone mortalis, or at least the doors would since there is nothing else.

No.330704

>>330309

OI LOVE PUT IT IN ME SHITTAH

No.330716

>>330328

>MLE

??

No.330799

>>330309

>Necromunda is back

Next thing you know, we'll be seeing Squa-

No.330805

>>330799

Well, atleast we have confirmation that they are not extinct nor heretical.

No.330980

>>330805

Indeed we have To be honest I'd say Squads and their penchant for taking heavy weapons and weird vehicles makes them a bretty different force for if they ever come back and probably would synergize with a broader imperial allignment

No.330997

>>330980

Nah they'd be lumped into the IG, like Space-Hobbits and Space-Ogres. Mainly due to their new classification of being Abhuman, which makes a lot more sense.

No.331003

>>330997

The abhuman classification isn't new though.

And rather than IG, I think they'd fit more in imperial agents. Give them a box and a clampack, add some neat special weapons that would make them interesting to take, and then have them as basic Imperial allies through the Agents. Maybe some kind of drill deepstrike like DKoK have, and some mining related heavy weapons so they can pop up, pop a tank and get out.

No.331006

>>330309

There sure are a lot of Jack 5s in this, neat

No.331370

You guys keeping up with this?

https://konor.warhammer40000.com/

No.331418

>>331370

Why on earth would we? It was rigged from the start, what could possibly be interesting about it?

No.331423

>>331418

Pretty maps and autism?

No.331425

>>331423

It's all maps of some random shithole that they literally just invented to write shitty fluff to sell more primarines though. That's the level of shallowness GW is at now.

If they made a campaign with interesting fluff behind or allowed the players to actually influence the outcome it could've been interesting I guess, but even if they tried they'd probably fail somehow.

No.331430

>>331425

>probably

>shitty fluff for the sake of selling X new unit

Why bother with any of it then? They always make new fluff for these things. To get bitter at it for that reason is pointless.

And anyway, I find the new worlds and what happens on them kinda cool. https://warhammer40000.com/blog/week-five-drenthal/ See for yourselves. It's nice to hear Aeronautica talked about again.

No.331440

>>331430

I don't know if you're just a shill or if you seriously don't understand what I'm talking about, but compare this lazy shit with something actually interesting and well written like the IA books.

And of course this is doubleplusungood because they're masquerading it as a campaign as if there was ever any chance of players influencing anything. I'm certain even the wins Chaos did get was just rigged to make the campaign seem less fake.

No.331452

As someone who just started reading the novels and started with the Sororitas books Faith & Fire and Hammer and Anvil, I really like them so far. The Repentia are awesome.

No.331456

The Eye of Terror and Armageddon campaigns were the only really good ones that it felt like players had an actual influence on the outcome, way back when. All the campaigns since then have been controlled outcome shitfests with bad settings/background.

No.331462

>>331456

>The Eye of Terror and Armageddon campaigns were the only really good ones that it felt like players had an actual influence on the outcome

>actual influence on the outcome

=lol= If the results from EoT had an effect, Cadia would've been destroyed back in 3rd Ed. Chaos back then had a lot more players, mainly because they were op. Since GW didn't do any practice campaigns, and thus leaving the results to be sent in on an honor system principal. This along with a huge slant in victories for chaos caused the entire campaign to go off the planned rails. Chaos won so many fucking games that every time GW announced the weekly results, they kept giving Chaos players "wins" over worlds/systems that weren't even supposed to have any fighting. Literally they pulled names out of their ass to make the Chaos players feel like they were winning something. Meanwhile every Imperial victory was tallied for the actual planets they dedicated the campaign to. GW also had BFG results count, which further fucked the Imperium up. At the end of it all, had GW actually used the proper results for the proper battles, Chaos would have won. Thus Cadia would have been destroyed/taken over. But since GW had just released NEW Cadian models, they couldn't just say "well, there's no more because their planet got fucked." Which created the wonderful result of Chaos controlling the sector in space while the Imperium maintained their defenses on Cadia. Which was just the status quo from the fucking beginning of the campaign. So no, players in these campaigns have absolutely no say in jack-fucking-shit. Results be damned. If EVERY. SINGLE. battle reported was in favor of ANYONE aside from the Imperium, GW would still fart out a result that just sent everything back to the beginning. Still think EoT or Armageddon would've had a real impact? Just look up the Storm of Chaos campaign they did for Fantasy.

No.331465

>>331440

Youre talking to 2 different persons, mate.

>>331452

Good to hear, bolter bitches are always in need of some love.

No.331483

>>331440

>shill or

M8, I'm allowed to think things like the Death Guard strapping a bunch of engines to a tainted Exodite World and then flinging it into an Imperial system as a horrifically huge troopship is stupidly cool. As for your assertions that the campaign is a fake, reports were coming in all afternoon from stores across the world on their results Whether fudging will change that is up to GeeDubs.

No.331776

File: c1ff962425e1e2a⋯.jpg (135.65 KB, 960x539, 960:539, DeathGuardCodex.jpg)

looks like some new units specifically for death guard coming soon.

No.331777

File: cb3604359a1065c⋯.jpg (158.04 KB, 888x693, 296:231, af85c63e6c2bda5e7fd9ec24b7….jpg)

>>331776

Saw the miniwargaming videos about it(at least the free ones) and it looks neat. I've been playing nurgle as long as I've been in 40k and it makes me glad to see so much neat shit coming out for them. I just hope that at least slaanesh will get some good shit soon as well, even though they might try to age of shitmar him out of canon. Also, the deathshroud sound like they are going to make dealing with characters fucking impossible.

No.331783

>>331777

>even though they might try to age of shitmar him out of canon.

Impossible, slaneesh is too relevant in the 40k canon.

Besides, the impending conflict between the ynnead and slaneesh is a great ocassion for selling boxsets.

No.331789

>>331462

It was perfectly salvageable story wise, Cadia was overrun on the ground by chaos (per W40k results) due to warp fuckery and the guys teleporting, but the Imperium managed to keep/regain the space around Cadia (per BFG results). You could perfectly consider that to be a stallmate, the imperium does manage to keep the beacon thingy safe, because the remnant of the cadians + space reinforcement are dropping there while most of the planet has fallen under chaos control.

That would have made a perfect backdrop for an Armageddon style campaign or a "Cadian crusade" or something.

Eldar-wise the DE and E players actually allied during the whole thing, which again would have been perfectly ok to represent story wise too (they did it in Fantasy… horribly but still).

No.331857

>>331777

Yeah I saw that too, looks like Death Guard are going to be a pretty fucking brutal anti-Guard army As a guard player there needed to be some sort of hard counter, though I maybe biased as I also like Nurgle

Also nice Nurgle trips

No.331920

File: 80f82c181a4fde8⋯.jpg (66.34 KB, 500x563, 500:563, 40k-AdmechFocus-Mars-Image….jpg)

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/11/forge-world-focus-mars-sep-11gw-homepage-post-4/

>One of the most exciting features of the new Adeptus Mechanicus codex is rules for seven different forge worlds, allowing you to customise your collection more than ever before with powerful and thematic new abilities

looks like ad-mech pre orders are out from next week

No.331936

>>331483

I'm not saying they aren't gathering in results, I'm saying that it doesn't matter. The Imperium, as always, had a fucking massive overrepresentation from the start, which was made even worse by them releasing new primarine shit but holding off with DG before the campaign was almost over. They probably don't need to fudge the results, as they already made sure they'd get the ones they wanted by setting up a unwinnable fight for Chaos. If there is any fudging it's probably the wins Chaos did get, to make the campaign not seem as lopsided.

>>331776

These unit names though, holy shit.

>>331920

>customise

Do they actually believe themselves what they're writing? No, there won't be customization for shit in that codex either if the other 8th ed dexes are anything to go by. If anything they'll probably have less shit now.

Still, anyone who actually cares about "your dudes" is probably playing 30k anyway. Triply so for mechanicus.

No.332008

File: baecf2122325752⋯.jpg (35.2 KB, 500x275, 20:11, 40k-AdmechFocus-Graia-Imag….jpg)

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/12/forge-world-focus-graia-sep-12gw-homepage-post-4/

>Graia is the most tenacious of the forge worlds, and every Tech-Priest and soldier of the planet is hard-wired to think only in terms of ruthless, uncompromising logic. Even Psykers find that their magics cannot find purchase on the sheer wall of absolute rationality projected by the Graian forces.

>Graia is the army for you if you treasure durability above all else and want some handy insurance against mortal wounds (with the Death Guard around, you’ll need it!). Come back tomorrow, when we’ll be looking at Metalica, most relentless of the forge worlds.

>>331936

Have to wait and see Admech aren't something i play but i can see where you're coming from

No.332010

>>331777

>slaanesh will get some good shit soon as well, even though they might try to age of shitmar him out of canon.

Sure, that's why the 8th edition rule book and the Chaos codex still had monsters with fucking tits in them along with every bit of fluff mentioning the Eldar talking about Slaanesh.

No.332070

File: 75a34c89abe1483⋯.pdf (1.98 MB, Trisdekan Primer 0.8.6 Dra….pdf)

For all you Only War players, here's the latest (draft) of the Trisdekan Primer. Mostly just reorganizing/reordering things to make it flow better, especially the Armoury.

No.332100

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You think GW will jew us up with this?

No.332103

>>332008

But now that Cawl is Mars only, why would anyone play any other FW?

No.332107

File: 234d260b42b5775⋯.jpg (41.57 KB, 500x261, 500:261, 40k-AdmechFocus-Metalica-I….jpg)

File: d2bd45deca2d86b⋯.jpg (54.77 KB, 500x501, 500:501, 40k-AdmechFocus-Metalica-I….jpg)

File: b74aa9737a29b3f⋯.jpg (39.69 KB, 500x337, 500:337, 40k-AdmechFocus-Metalica-I….jpg)

>>332103

Metalica look alright for a fast moving army but as I said I don't play admech,

No.332117

>>332107

Well, either way nothing they do could make it any more than a pale shadow of the 30k Mechanicum. I suppose if they want to fix 40k Admech they could just add back dunestrider. That rule was the only thing that made Skitarii good despite lacking transport in 7th so they really turned them into shit in 8th when they removed it.

No.332190

No.332242

>>332190

I find the previus article funnier because of the addendum.

>* Please note that talk suggesting the campaign is somehow “a fix” or that the results were decided ahead of time are seditious and will be dealt with as such.

No.332279

>>332117

Well, 40k mechanicus is supposed to be a plase shadow of 30k mechanicus.

No.332452

>>332107

I deeply hope Fires of Cyraxus gives us access to FW Mechanicum units. I wanna use some of those damn robots!!

No.332460

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm not going to create separate thread, so I'll just dump it here.

No.332487

>>332460

I liked it, but making the priest a chaos worshiper defeats the whole point, doesnt it?

No.332501

>>332487

It kinda does. Maybe Alfa went with "those who want to believe will find things to believe in" approach? You know, like Lorgar?

No.332508

>>332501

The whole thing questions the claim of the emperor that he is not a god, with iconography,foreshadowing and those things with the paintings.

But saying "lol it was just chaos" defeats the point and ruins a cool part of the 40k lore and theories.

No.332518

>>332508

I thought that was the whole point. The emperor was being a total dick and ended up converting a guy to the enemy.

No.332522

>>332487

Look at it this way. His other option was representing the unfunny, very serious, Western canon of spirituality and religion in a single pious individual. Not only would this give light to one of the most touching martyrdoms in canon, but expose the viewerbase to genuine religion and objectivity in that context.

If Alfa is at least centrist, and/or atheist, this could not be done in a candid manner. It's would require self reflection. It would require him to give a platform to something he doesn't like.

Or this is the way the Emperor cares to frame it. Totally justifying it by making it the current bad guy. We've always been at war with Eastasia.

No.332527

File: 5bc80b713a8b44f⋯.jpg (59.01 KB, 600x620, 30:31, 99120102073_DeathshroudBod….jpg)

File: 68e2035decae9f9⋯.jpg (52.38 KB, 600x620, 30:31, 99120102073_DeathshroudBod….jpg)

File: 462a6f9cf83d957⋯.jpg (51.68 KB, 600x620, 30:31, 99120102073_DeathshroudBod….jpg)

File: b0ac82890c85f90⋯.jpg (50.98 KB, 600x620, 30:31, 99120102073_DeathshroudBod….jpg)

This is even worse than I thought. 35£ for three monopose models. There's one variant front torso/shoulder and schyte for the sarge and a handful of heads.

Seriously, what the fuck is this? Apparently the maximum unit size is 6 so they probably want people to buy two boxes at least, but for such a horribly lazy kit at such a ridiculous price? It's like they're going in full overjew mode.

No.332561

>>332527

Yeah, those are pretty bad, I worry a lot of new sculpts are going to be like this, without any optional poses/arms, just slightly different weapons, like with the Primaris kits.

And yeah, the cost for 3 models is ludicrous. It's obvious all the effort is going into making the sculpts look "pretty" at the cost of the actual hobbyist being able to customize them.

No.332566

>>332561

If making the sculpts look nice is their goal then they really fucked that up, these guys all have completely average poses. I can get monopose stuff if it's for dynamic poses like the assassins or the Cataphractii sarge from BaC but this is just baffling.

The WFB Blightkings were also similar but at least they had loads of arms, heads and torsos so you could make them look unique

So yea, no thanks, I'll rather get some HH deathshroud from coolcast.

No.332604

>>332527

Looks like forge world ones are cheaper too

No.332607

>>332604

Yea, only just slightly, but it still makes you think. Beside, the originals are much easier to field in larger numbers because of their uniformity, whereas these guys all have their defining gribbly bits that will instantly reveal they're duplicates.

No.332609

>>332607

I guess you're expected to convert those gribbly bits until they're unique?

No.332611

>>332607

In Australia you get two extra guys for the same amount of money, that said you probably don't need more than two units of 3 as they're a sheild for mort/typhus/whoever

No.332623

>>332609

No way, you're expected to buy them and give GW shekels regardless of the content. It's obvious conversions and modelling was nowhere on their mind when they made these. They're probably just pushing their limits to see how lazy and shitty they can go before people stop buying. Just look at those three "exclusive" monopose plaguemarines they made for 30£.

No.332631

File: eef115a0a693841⋯.jpg (134.98 KB, 920x960, 23:24, PreviewSep17-Blightlords2j….jpg)

File: 9c1456f2b3c4c69⋯.jpg (96.24 KB, 920x960, 23:24, PreviewSep17-Typhus3kexa.jpg)

File: 6cf9dba6383350d⋯.jpg (19.39 KB, 322x279, 322:279, dancebyJonQ.jpg)

Hopefully these guys will be a real kit. Clearly the torsos will probably be limited to fit on one or two legs each, but as long as there's some extra torsos to mix them up I'll be satisfied.

Still not liking Typhys' pose though. It's like he's just prancing in front of the camera, and the nurgling and flies all look straight ahead? These new sculptors could learn a thing or two from the old guys about a models' direction when making dynamic poses. Really annoying that they'd let noobs ruin a classic character like Typhus.

No.332636

>>325324

i would beg to differ.

No.332680

>>332631

Honestly they probably will be, if you've seen the codex those guys have a bunch of options to take shit

No.332684

File: 571165cc1d00be5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.07 MB, 1400x1316, 50:47, 2310364 - Aka6 Saint_Celes….jpg)

Someone say Slutroritas?

No.332703

>>332684

>futa

Fuck off ND.

No.332735

>>332680

My only worry was that those options would essentially be monobuilds so you could only really build one guy with X weapon and your only choice of modification would be the head or something.

But at least seeing the pics it seems like the censer, AC and plague spewer thing are all just reliant on the arms so they should be applicable to any model.

No.332791

File: 1640db4096fec01⋯.jpg (45.67 KB, 600x600, 1:1, NiceDaemonette enters the ….jpg)

File: a037b1c7e3bdd34⋯.jpg (226.51 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1409502450518.jpg)

File: 44bbbcf337bb52c⋯.jpg (348.77 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 1409637360298.jpg)

File: 6a3fbda12a4bc7b⋯.png (286.8 KB, 546x900, 91:150, 1438892954237.png)

>>332703

>>futa

>Fuck off ND.

Why do you always fuck this up?

I'm explicitly anti-penis…

No.332795

>>332791

well that's too bad since you can't have real sex without one.

dunno why the fuck anyone would ever whine about futa on a board dedicated to the chaos god of gigantic throbbing girlcock.

No.332798

File: 519aa9ab3115091⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 209.84 KB, 1469x1827, 1469:1827, 1413320682640.jpg)

File: 09b6b525d1c7845⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 236.84 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1414609357655.png)

File: 9110a3c56159c5a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 227.37 KB, 675x718, 675:718, 1421277659076.jpg)

File: e9d1c3e16f06926⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 100.53 KB, 503x622, 503:622, CuttleDaemonette.jpg)

>>332795

>well that's too bad since you can't have real sex without one.

Oh dear Anon, haven't you heard of the TENTACLE VAGINA!

No.332800

File: 03cf1b4288441aa⋯.jpg (37.12 KB, 461x346, 461:346, Squat-command.jpg)

When did 40k stop being cool?

No.332806

>>332800

No.332872

>>332795

easy. we're not gay.

No.332888

>>332795

>a board dedicated to the chaos god of gigantic throbbing girlcock.

This isnt that board, go fag away in other places.

No.332896

>>332888

checkin' dem trips son

No.332928

>>332795

>girl

>cock

pick one and only one

No.332937

File: df3ee922ece5b94⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 188.26 KB, 983x995, 983:995, alfabusa.jpg)

>>332522

>If Alfa is at least centrist, and/or atheist, this could not be done in a candid manner.

Well he's Swedish so, you know…

No.332943

File: 8ce650f70a4c6a1⋯.jpg (69.15 KB, 655x600, 131:120, 8ce650f70a4c6a1aebf29ef9f2….jpg)

>>332888

Khorne trips confirm, deny the sodomite!

>>332800

2nd ed, 5th ed, late 6th/7th or 8th seems to be the most popular picks.

No.333016

>>327671

Have any space marines been recruited from pleasure worlds. I can image that they'd be health and strong due to being well fed. It's funny yet sad when you realize that a 21st century highschool athlete could probably beat Leonidas in a fist fight due to simply being larger.

No.333029

>>332522

Well, that and Christianity isn't canon in 40K

The "jousting with words" was the most fedorafag-tier dialog I've ever heard

Also the crusades were a response to 400 years of mudslime aggression

No.333064

>>333016

Space marines recruit from harsh planets because they are interested in tough soldiers, the body can be built as they build them.

>>333029

> Christianity isn't canon in 40K

Since when?

Isnt it supposed to be an ancient religion?

No.333066

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>>332943

>being this afraid of seeing a dick in porn as if you were some kind of tumblr feminist

No.333067

>>333066

>he thinks masturbating to penises affixed to women is hetero

No.333069

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>>333029

If I recall correctly the last king Jame's bible in locked in the Emperor's personal vault, where he called it the 'most dangerous book in existence' or the like.

Additionally one of the perpetuals, the one who is likely the martyr the Guard all but worship, carries a cross to the "present".

It's canon as fuck and the older lore, kind of like Tolkien's work, obliquely reference the universal goodness that the evils of the setting seek to obscure. Seems to be a British thing to do that gem of a subtext.

No.333114

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>>333066

>>333067

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t. Julius Evola

No.333162

>>333064

>>333069

>Isnt it supposed to be an ancient religion?

>It's canon as fuck

I meant it isn't true in 40k, no religion is except for chaos. When you have literal chaos gods around there isn't much room for ambiguity about which if any other religion is true

>>333069

>the last king Jame's bible in locked in the Emperor's personal vault, where he called it the 'most dangerous book in existence' or the like.

Wow, that's even more fedora-fag tier

there's no reason why he wouldn't destroy the book if he thought so

No.333163

>>333162

>implying the emperor wasnt jesus

No.333169

>>333162

>>333163

>implying the Emperor isn't a god now

No.333170

>>333114

it's more straight and more patrician than girl on girl. if you aren't bored by lesbian porn, you aren't red pilled.

No.333262

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>>333170

>But this poop tastes better than the other poop! If you don't like this poop, you have no taste!

mfw

>>333162

Going by how the warp works, all Earths' gods likely existed, if only for a brief time before they were consumed by stronger gods and warp entities.

No.333313

>>333162

"Dangerous" doesn't mean wrong, or even bad.

Maybe what makes it so dangerous is that, even under all the crazy circumstances of the 40k Galaxy… it's still true.

No.333402

>>333262

>all Earths' gods likely existed, if only for a brief time

I'm saying Uriah couldn't have remained Christian because Christianity isn't true in 40k, even if they meme'd God into existence that wouldn't mean chrisitanity was true because he still wouldn't have created the universe, unless if the warp retroactively alters history

This guy >>332487 said making him a chaos worshiper defeats the whole point, I'm saying it wouldn't make sense for him to remain christian after he died because of reasons above and it wouldn't make sense for an atheist to defend religion. I mean, he could say " "because I know I'm right" is not an argument" or "the crusades were a justified response to 400 years of muslim aggression" I guess, but afla wanted someone with an opposite view to the emperor. Just having the guy say "you were a dick" wouldn't be much of a debate now would it?

No.333403

>>333313

>Maybe what makes it so dangerous is that, even under all the crazy circumstances of the 40k Galaxy… it's still true

I guess you could say that satan is chaos, because satan means "adversary" and chaos is the adversary?

No.333468

>>333402

Uriah wasnt a christian, he worshipped a thunder rock.

No.333616

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Haven't really kept up with 40k stuff in a while, so I've a basic question: Has the Outsider gained any new fluff besides of eating other C'tan and then hiding in his dyson sphere? Did he get shattered as well, or does GW simply not talk about him.

No.333620

>>333616

Here's the list of Necron lore updated shit:

>Trazyn's collection got wrecked by doom bell

>Might have released Vulcan

>Trazyn decided to play hero/pokemon to turn the tide at Cadia, which resulted in Abaddon flipping the table and doing an impromptu exterminatus

That's the entirety of definitive lore concerning Necrons going into 8th edition that I am aware of.

No.333728

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No.333813

>>332684

>Anything but Celestine and Greyfax

No.333855

>>333468

I thought he was a catheric

No.333897

>>333855

He worshiped a rock that was hit by thunder and cured a blind man, theres nothing christian about that.

No.333898

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Guardsmen conversions? In 8th ed? WHERES MY STEEL LEGION? New DG Tank.

No.333902

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>>333898

>the chemdogs

>no steel legion, death korps of krieg, valhallan, elysian or vostroyan

Who the hell are the indigan paefects and ventrillian nobles anyway?

They do look cool, but come on man!

No.333906

>>333898

>Indigan Praefects

That looks like more than just a conversion, that looks like a whole new kit. Got kind of a mechanicus feel to it.

>DG tank

looks like something I want to loot

No.333908

>>333906

They look like terran PDF.

No.333923

>>333898

>>333906

>>Indigan Praefects

>Got kind of a mechanicus feel to it.

>>333908

>They look like terran PDF.

Yeah, I was going to say they look like 30k Imperial Army Soldiers…

No.333982

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>>333923

>>333908

I'd say more Skitarii than Solar Aux.

No.334040

Anyone any guesses on next codex?

rolling for dark angels

No.334097

>>334040

We won't see DA this year, neither will we see Orks, and probably no Space Wolves either

DA because we're getting Lion, Orks because a big Gaz Thraka is needed, while the furries will get Russ at some point

>>333906

It;s honestly bits of the admech given to guardsmen

>>333902

>No Steel Legion

Armageddon is Steel Legion

>No Kreig

Because Forge World

>No Valhallan

Why do you think this, they said we're getting rules for them

>No Elysian

Forge World

>No Vostroyan

Can you not read, they're getting rules

No.334107

>>334097

>>>334040 (You)

>

>We won't see DA this year, neither will we see Orks, and probably no Space Wolves either

>

>DA because we're getting Lion, Orks because a big Gaz Thraka is needed, while the furries will get Russ at some point

fucking plsplspls i just want a lion model i don't even give a shit if its from 30k

i did get dubdubs tho so maybes

No.334109

>>334107

HH Book 8 is Blood Angels, Dark Angels Night Lords and Daemons

Pretty sure we'll see a Sanguinius Model and then see Lion

Dorn will be the last to receive a model unless if you count Alpharius which I don't as he's had a model this whole time

No.334111

>>334109

I knew it was due but have no idea how close , you think before end of the year for HH book 8 or 1st Q of 2018?

No.334112

>>334111

We were shown what is basically what FW will pull out at least for the next few month and it isn't there as well as how they're actually working on the actual version of Fires of Cyraxis now we probably will see it and fires in the nest 2 years, I'd say at absolute best we're looking at Q3 2018 for either of them

No.334113

>>334112

cheers mate you've been a bearer of good news today

No.334114

>>334107

> fucking plsplspls i just want a lion model i don't even give a shit if its from 30k

ANGELUS WHEN

No.334125

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It says here you're a faggot

No.334126

>>334125

Nurgle's become very popular these days. Tzeentch got some action before this, so who's next? Khorne or Slaanesh?

No.334128

>>334126

khorne be my guess but i don't know how sigmars getting on assume they'll drop the new slaanesh starter kit when they sort that shit out

No.334142

>>333906

They're all just conversions man. Looks like new IG never ever.

>>333898

Well, at least the tank isn't monopose piss like the termies huh.

No.334147

>>334128

Yeah, Khornates are the usual "Generic Chaos Army," but I'm not sure when She Who Thirst got new toys to play with.

No.334149

>>334147

like i said my guess is when they sort it out with sigmar so the box set of daemons can be used for both games

No.334150

>>334040

Next codex is IG. Afterwards it'll either be Eldar, DE. Or 1k Sons codex.

>>334097

>the Lion

>In 40k

I doubt it.

>>334109

>Alpharius model

Horus, Sanguinus, Konrad and fucking Mannus are more likely to be resurrected in 40k than Alpharius getting his own model in 30k.

>>334126

It'll be Khorne. Or hell even the Horned Rat will get new stuff before they even think about Slaanesh.

No.334151

>>334150

>the Lion

>In 40k

>I doubt it.

dontgobreakignmyhart.mp4

No.334152

>>334150

>>334151

It'll probably happen, they'll need some big kit with a inflated price to drive sales. The fluff doesn't really matter, they handwave that shit if it's profitable enough.

And he isn't confirmed dead at least, so he's one of the easier ones.

No.334171

>>334152

>>334150

Lion is probably the most plausible loyalist Primarch to return since iirc he too is having a little nap in a stasis field in Chapter HQ, while all the others are dead or missing.

No.334192

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>>334171

>implying it wont be jaghatai driving a jetbike straight out of the webway on luna with deldar chasing him while link related sounds in the background

No.334194

>>334171

like >>334192 said, Jaghatai,Corvis and Vulkan are somewhere. It would make more sense for them to come back first then Russ or possibly Dorn and Lion. I know he isn't 100% dead, but there are several other primarchs that could easily be brought back without any effort.

No.334199

>>334194

It's certainly possible, but I'm not sure how you figure it would make more sense, seeing as how the Lion is definitely alive and his whereabouts accounted for, which is more than you can say for the others. (Not that I think it's likely that GW would kill one of them off screen, when they could make an expensive model instead)

No.334239

>>334150

>I doubt it

Most Legions Chapters have their rules, except for 3 and I'd say at least 1 should get their Primarch and the reason I don't say Lemon Russ is because he's too fucking angry

>than Alpharius getting his own model in 30k.

As I said before Alpharius already has his own model, he's just hiding

:^)

No.334244

>We know how you find IG to be overpowered so We'll give Catachans Strength 4, while also being 3 attacks and leadership 8 when there is straken and a preist

No.334245

>>334150

next 2 after IG are Eldar and Tyranids

No.334250

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WHEN'S ORKZ CODEKS

No.334304

Any anons here who play 40k with armies built using a fixed Power Rating instead of the old school point costs? What's the difference like? What's a good Power Rating for a game akin to a 2000 points back in the day? Something like 100?

No.334375

>>334250

Hopfully next year so Orkz get good shit like a big Gaz Thraka

No.334377

>>334304

I do play power level time fairly often as it's good for just a quite semi balanced game

The difference mainly is that it is less balanced really and 100 does roughly match 2000

No.334402

>>334304

Haven't played it but I think Power Rating is just a simpler version of points, so you can make an army out of what you've got in front of you to play your friend, instead of spending an hour poring over a Codex.

No.334405

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>>334402

The difference is that with Power Rating is that upgrades are free. For example, a base 5-man Vanguard Veteran squad is 7 Power, but a 5-man Vanguard Veteran squad with Jetpacks, Storm Shields, Thunder Hammers and a Relic Blade for the sergeant you're still looking at 7 Power. Meanwhile, in points this would be 90 and 216 respectively. Armies that can upgrade their units a lot to make them more potent will be better when using Power Rating than those who rely on swarms.

Also, building a proper Battle-Forged Army (aka use the Force Organisation Chart) requires a bit more fiddling if you don't want to or can field massive numbers of troops. So if you want a large number of Fast Attack/Heavy Support units, you better have a lot of cheap HQ units.

No.334412

>>334405

At least you can get one Lord of War without the tax, but also WITH the tax for some reason.

No.334413

>>334405

Yeah, but I don't think that's the design goal, that's just a side effect of it being simplified. The point is to be able to set up a game quickly, not to present a different game balance as a genuine alternative to serious players.

No.334415

Thread hit the bump limit, new one at >>334414

No.334470

>>334405

By the way Jumpacks usually get a Power points increase by 1

No.334543

>>332684

I tried to open this up and it gave me a "corrupted content" error

No.334802

Besides the last church is there any philosophy heavy 40k literature.

No.342992

Havent played since 5th ED. What's changed and how fucked is a mechdar list?

No.343068

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>>324045

It really rustles my jimmies when plebs like you misuse the word "plot". It doesn't mean drama, it doesn't mean characterization, and it doesn't mean how characters change. All "plot" means is "what happens." In no story is a plot ever an excuse. If a show has nothing but action, then the action is the plot.