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File: be22e23862d6f40⋯.jpg (276.27 KB, 750x1062, 125:177, Adepta Sororitas.jpg)

 No.323969

>>316780 hit the limit, so it's time for the next thread.

Now that the new rules are out for a while, how has your favorite army suffered under them?

 No.323973

>>323969

>conspicuously avoids talking about Ork players


 No.323980

>>323975

Not in the japanese way and you know it very well.

>>323968

Its not about being pure, is that people get horribly maimed and wounded all the time in 40k, and people look at scars in a positive way in that culture (well, lets pretend for a moment there is an imperial culture).


 No.323986

File: 8c83f7207ac85be⋯.jpg (178.55 KB, 843x1200, 281:400, 1393422554797.jpg)

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File: a967d2a8872ad24⋯.jpg (145.89 KB, 1024x412, 256:103, madoka_and_emperor_having_….jpg)

>>323959

>Because that's contrary to all of the themes and tone of Warhammer 40,000?

>>323975

>Like 40K isn't filled with its own cliches and heroics, not to mention hot women.

Indeed, plus it makes a great contrast, see:

>>323960

>if they aren't nuts, battle scarred and metal then they aren't sororitas, homoman.

>>323963

>>implying that being unhinged and being cute are mutually exclusive

>>323980

>Not in the japanese way and you know it very well.

Have you not heard of Madoka?

Hell, anything Gen Urobuchi writes would fit right in with 40k…


 No.323991

>>323969

>Now that the new rules are out for a while, how has your favorite army suffered under them?

I haven't … yet just ordered the box and rules so don't have to play near a pc for the pdf's but my game night isn't until next weekend so hopefully have them at least built by then


 No.323992

Orks are doing fine, it's the guard I'm worried about. But so many weapons got cheaper, it's easier than ever to slap power weapons on guard sergeants.


 No.323993

File: e333dc71e4a3959⋯.gif (77.61 KB, 575x573, 575:573, jerkcity5917.gif)

>Codex Space Marine: $50

>Trust us. This is the ((new)) GW


 No.323999

>>323980

40K animes:

Made in Abyss except the creatures are genestealers, the abyss is a hive and the horror is gothic themed

Any of the Gundams except its farsight Tau v empire Tau and instead of dropping orbitals they build massive planet destroying superweapons or a 08th ms team style with a battlesuit cadre fighting imperials in space vietnam

Generic isekai anime but instead of fun adventures as a cute girl, its untold suffering as a warp entity

Generic shonen fighting anime except all the characters are orks


 No.324001

File: 93133ae712ba926⋯.png (147.78 KB, 390x670, 39:67, gyancelot.png)

File: cac86e357317092⋯.jpg (905.59 KB, 1274x1746, 637:873, Song_Dynasty_Vase_MS.jpg)

>>323993

And GW drones will defend this. You could shit in a can and stick a GW mark on it and they'd buy it for a 100£.

>>323999

Honestly, I can't see Tau ever being used like that. They're ugly aliens, not just blue skinned humans like the retarded fanart seems to think. At most they'll be enemies with a couple instances of honourable battle encounters.

Make a series about a kid on a knight world that is secretly the true heir of a noble house, and throw in some Tau and Ork walkers to fight in the second season when he's reclaimed his title and goes out campaigning.

That would probably be the easiest plot to get right and still be popular with the Nips.


 No.324002

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>323999

>>324001

>40k anime

Come on, we all know what would come out of that. At best.


 No.324003

File: 2175c42bf21c70e⋯.jpg (182.04 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, image.jpg)

>>323999

Wouldn't mind seeing cute space nuns doing cute things like burning heretics, shooting up cultists, and other things like that.

Or we could essentially have the all guardsman party as an anime. That'd be interesting and meta as hell when they get to the tau part.


 No.324004

File: 8762d1967aa14da⋯.jpg (91.42 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1423475150238-3.jpg)

>>323999

Why not a series based on Titian/Knight pilots instead of Tau? Tau are more or less generic mecha, while Imperial Titans/Knights have enough to stand out on their own.

Or maybe an anthology series sorta like the Animatrix? Honestly surprised GW hasn't already done one.


 No.324007

File: 6da50436bee41b4⋯.jpg (84.14 KB, 920x858, 460:429, 40kPreviewJuly23_Chaplain8….jpg)

File: 683ab4c4c49e33c⋯.jpg (80.93 KB, 920x849, 920:849, 40kPreviewJuly23_Apothecar….jpg)

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File: 0d9db4753089702⋯.jpg (155.31 KB, 920x1024, 115:128, GWPreOrderJuly22-RepulsorD….jpg)

>tfw accidentally posted in the old thread ;_;

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/faith-fury-and-firepower-space-marines-preview-july23gw-homepage-post-1/

Characters look pretty good. The Chaplain is is a slightly less silly pose than when we last saw him, I wonder if he's been replaced or if both will be released. Not a fan of Imperial floating heavy tanks, though.


 No.324009

>>324007

Oh there's the Sephirot cosplayer. But yea the look good, if only they weren't literally pointlessly upsized marines. They'll be upsized in price as well, no thanks.

Still like the core of the hoverboot, but the weapon loadout is still absolutely retarded. It really does look like someone just slapped glue on it, threw it in a bag of missile pods and gave it a shake.

I suppose I might get one from China to convert into something for HH.


 No.324014

File: f4ab356c2358896⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1239x1714, 1239:1714, The Team.jpg)

>>324007

>Chaplain

The hood looks like it has shrunk his head, also it kind of looks suit tight. The uh stick? Don't tell me thats supposed to be a new Crozius Arcanum. The holster looks too small for the Bolt-Obrez. Whatever the fuck they're called, because that's not a rifle nor does it look like a pistol.

>Apothecary

Aside from the holster, again, the model looks ok. Although it is kind of weird that his main tool looks a little too close to not be a Bolter.

>Aggressor

Take a Land Raider, make it a hover craft and a Predator. Boom, "new" tank! The hover bits look weird, why didn't they try to make it look more like a land speeder? The top lascannon doesn't look like it fits with the rest. Is that a fucking Heavy Stubber next to it? Why are there missile on its side? Seriously, shouldn't those things at least be on a sponsor, like every other fucking weapon on SM tanks?? The Autocannon, I'm assuming its one, doesn't look too bad. The rest of the shit hanging off the side makes it feel like it doesn't belong to the SM. Looks more like a IG vehicle, at best, than something the space marines would drive.

>>323999

Nice triples. A good 40k anime would be one where a group of Inquisitorial Acolytes have to team up with some Tau and Eldar to fight off the big bad Demon Prince whose warband is a dark parallel to western ideology. Throw in a bunch of Orks at the beginning, then have some IG characters, Harlequins, an awakened Tomb World, tsundere SoB, otaku Mechanicum, over-powered space marines then have the last big ass confrontation get interrupted by a Tyranid Invasion.


 No.324019

>>324014

>The Team

is…is that a nigger emperor? Where do people even find shit like this?


 No.324024

File: 1ed24d3ab355323⋯.jpg (111.14 KB, 680x679, 680:679, Cinnamon_toast_crunch.jpg)

>people unironically want 40k to be an anime

Are you guys incapable of enjoying anything unless it has a few Japanese guys screaming in microphones?


 No.324025

>>324024

Well, it's not like they could possibly make it any worse than what GW is doing now, so why not?


 No.324026

>>324025

Careful what you wish for. It could be a Netflix diet anime production.


 No.324027

>>324025

>waah waah everything is shit! 40k is ruined!

Oh stop already with your doomsaying.


 No.324028

>>324025

Remember when people said that sort of thing about moving on the plot? Now look what's happened!


 No.324029

File: 1d252d02f298fa1⋯.png (2.34 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, 40k Anime.png)

>40k anime

It's simple. Make not an anime depicting the series, rather make it a gaming anime about the people playing it.

So yes, don't make a 40k anime. Make a /tg/ anime.


 No.324032

>>324028

I know, and I kept telling them that it was retarded, but no one listens to the voice of reason it seems, so now we're stuck with a progressively shittier written plot that puts Pokemon to shame in it's jewy approach to changing the plot in order to shill for the new toys.


 No.324037

File: d99c317328fc1f3⋯.jpg (876 KB, 2592x1456, 162:91, 1423496656063.jpg)

File: b78a039b25b0bae⋯.jpg (105.64 KB, 500x377, 500:377, wow_is_cancer_by_ironshrin….jpg)

>>324029

Now there's an idea I could get behind. That's something the nips could do right.


 No.324038

File: 93ba609ee568c53⋯.jpg (268.65 KB, 720x2000, 9:25, Shin Burning Tensoku 40,00….jpg)

>>324001

>Make a series about a kid on a knight world that is secretly the true heir of a noble house, and throw in some Tau and Ork walkers to fight in the second season when he's reclaimed his title and goes out campaigning.

>That would probably be the easiest plot to get right and still be popular with the Nips.

>>324024

>Are you guys incapable of enjoying anything unless it has a few Japanese guys screaming in microphones?

No, more that we want more video adaptations, and this shit is SERIOUS BUSINESS to the Nips.

Plus they're probably going to love this shit anyways; Where as Weeaboos are Westerners who fetishizes the East, the East has its fair share of "Westaboo" who do the same thing for our hemisphere.

This is how the first Starship Troopers' video adaptation is an unlicensed Anime, and why three of the major characters in Eva have their designs ripped straight from the sixties British Sci-Fi show UFO.


 No.324041

File: 4f337eb3d3320b0⋯.jpg (49.11 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Blood Letters.jpg)

>>324037

It's quite simple. GW has pioneered the technology to make holographic versions of their miniatures (but it only works if you use their plastics, their paints, their modelling tools and accessories) so you can keep your miniatures inside their army box and scan them in to make 3D versions of them (but the case and its interior have to be GW made as well, otherwise it won't work). You then set up a holographic table and move miniatures around with a tablet computer (again, GW proprietary hardware and software). Dice are still physically rolled, with results being used in real-time. Oh, and the dice have to be GW-made as well.

For the rest it's a pretty standard gaming anime: main character, childhood friend and potential love interest who also plays, the scrawny short guy and the fat big guy UUUU as his cheer squad. Everybody has a gimmick that is perfectly in line with the army they play: the Eldar player is cold and distant, the Necron player is a little nerd, the Ultramarine player is bombastic and wins a lot, the Praetorian Guard is played by an older gentleman with a background in historical wargaming, Orks are played by a pair of brothers who dress and act very much alike and seemingly switch their names around on a dime, Tyranids are played by a creepy fujoshi and is the crush of the scrawny sidekick (spoilers: she's not interested in him because he's not making out with other dudes), the Minotaurs are played by a guy who makes Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson look like a manlet and so on. The home base for the main characters is a resident FLGS run by a friendly older dude. The place also sells gaming books and trading cards, and it's a running gag that the folks who come to the store for those things always play in the basement where light of neither sun nor moon reaches them. He knows just about everything there is to know about the game, but there's some things he does not like to talk about. Specifically, the Nottingham Incident. All those years ago something went wrong at GW headquarters. Something went so terribly wrong an entire army was lost forever. Many were killed and injured, and famous hair model Dan Abnett lost his beautiful golden locks that day.

The story is your standard gaming anime as well: some games, story starts to crop up, protagonist has to save the world through children's tabletop games and so on. It's got potential.


 No.324045

File: 1a21daa956ac578⋯.jpg (91.4 KB, 600x697, 600:697, 1a21daa956ac5785768130662f….jpg)

>>324037

>>324041

Seriously though, this shit works for Gundam because Gundam is all about flashy mecha battles where the plot is largely an excuse (At least outside of the first couple of series). And the GBF series work because it can focus on a handful of characters who take the role of pilots for their models, the action then becomes essentially the same as any regular Gundam series only with a more meta approach.

Now how are you going to achieve this with 40k? You'd inevitably have the players and the action completely separate, unless the characters somehow turns into their HQs. And you'd throw any pretense of grimdark story and gory action under the bus as well.

I can guarantee you it would turn out to be a poor GBF clone equally derided by Nips and 40k weebs alike.

Better to focus on the grimdark gothic action that actually defines 40k. Nips love shit like that too if you manage to sell it to them right.


 No.324047

>>324045

>Now how are you going to achieve this with 40k? You'd inevitably have the players and the action completely separate, unless the characters somehow turns into their HQs. And you'd throw any pretense of grimdark story and gory action under the bus as well.

Make it a mix of action on the battlefield and the players ordering their dudes around. As for the second thing… make the combat extremely visceral. People will confuse the mix of a well treaded gaming anime and hardcore action as a new and revolutionary thing that subverts the entire genre. Just look at the success of Hunter X Hunter.


 No.324050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>40k anime

It's already a thing. It's already a faction. If you want a chronicle of their early years watch Gundam and imagine blue faces.

Humanity is for Beowulf styled sagas, where the tales of the great crusade are interwoven with the new faith.

Chaos is for Eastern European folk tales, where half the creatures are children that died horribly.

Eldar have the whole Shinto cosmology and Kabuki theater thing going, with a dash of ballet/Opera.

Orks are best represented in comic books and Superjail style animations.

Mechanicus is in death metal power ballads.


 No.324052

>>324050

Than what about the guard?

Apocalypse now mixed with blackadde goes foward?


 No.324060

File: e3cde25a34d2829⋯.jpg (200.89 KB, 712x1000, 89:125, 4346165496154614.jpg)

>>324052

MUSCLE

CATACHAN

GIRL


 No.324061

Goddamn, 40K thread goes full weeb.

Guys, I am disappoint.


 No.324068

File: 687208c46cd5f94⋯.jpg (361.02 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, 1496122010813.jpg)

>>324027

STOP POSTING THIS YOU FAGGOT, THAT ISN'T EVEN A GODDAMNED WORD

Also, don't tell me you legitimately have no problem with the shitty art direction 40k has taken.


 No.324069

>>324032

This. 40k was a setting, not a story.


 No.324072

>>324068

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/doomsaying

Also, it's a matter of taste. Some like a clearer, "on model" style. Calm down, doomsayer.

>>324069

>>324032

Is, faggots.

And what, you expect us to listen to your inchoate wailing as serious prognosis? Get real.


 No.324074

>>324060

That's clearly a felinid


 No.324080

>>324072

How fucking hard are you going to keep shilling you obnoxious cunt? The only good part of 8th so far is the rules. Everything since gathering storm has been utterly pointless or just fucking annoying


 No.324083

>>324072

>listen to your inchoate wailing as serious prognosis

Lol, and you've got the nerve to call others faggots.


 No.324084

File: 24bc3e31722ece6⋯.gif (1.48 MB, 400x219, 400:219, Reaction - STOP POSTING!.gif)

>>324080

It doesn't take a shill to see how utterly contemptible your attitude is, nigger. You're like the guy who goes to the beach, then starts loudly screaming that all is ruined when the sky has some clouds, the water is lukewarm, and the wind is just a little too breezy. I have seen death, you weak fool, and little changes like these cannot and do not get me even slightly perturbed.


 No.324088

File: c72e60c6aa5ea45⋯.jpg (40.8 KB, 460x426, 230:213, 54614943481841.jpg)

>>324069

>>324072

>>324032

What I hate is for YEARS people wanted the lore to move and now it does but ITS NOT THE WAY I WANTED IT TOO!!!!!!

Seriously I dont know who to blame really


 No.324091

>>324088

I find that wearisome but funny. They tempted fate with a setting in which the God of Fate is evil, and they're actually surprised by the result.


 No.324098

8th edition ruined deathstrikes and fucked around with guard too much. I'm pissed that I can't have "Fuck-you pie, delivered anywhere in the world in 5 minutes or less." anymore.


 No.324114

File: 43c504f2c9e649c⋯.jpg (350.71 KB, 768x973, 768:973, 1493031868014.jpg)

>>324084

You post like a fucking goon, in every fucking thread anyone dares to criticize 8th edition you and your shitty little "doomsaying" dismissal pop up. It's beginning to border on ND tier shittery. Expressing my displeasure with changes in a series isn't affecting anybody else's enjoyment of said series. I'd be a bit more civil if gw wasn't infamous for retarded decision making. The primaris marines are redundant and the fluff didn't need to progress. Also, sick blogpost fag. Go cry about seeing dead people to someone who gives a shit.

>>324088

Except every post you replied to was saying that 40k didn't need to progress as a storyline and was fine as a setting. People were saying this long before the gathering storm. The only people who wanted plot progression were reddit-tier "theorists"


 No.324125

File: 8689bbca454e1df⋯.png (25.5 KB, 640x166, 320:83, DFauWMuXsAET3e0.png)

>>324040

The explanation for all of this is "Cawl did it and if it weren't for the sanction of Guilleman he'd be declared heretek and hunted down and all of his things would be destroyed". Even still in the books Guilleman has his misgivings about the Primaris, looking at them (as I'm sure many do) as perversions of the Emperor's own works of gene-craft.

If it weren't for this whole Cicatrix Maledictum business I think the more puritan chapters and Imperials would have some serious beef with Guilleman and the Primaris, definitely not without reason, in my opinion.


 No.324132

>>324068

You do realice that the "art direction" is just GW switching to digital and thats why everything looks cleaner and boring, right?

Stop crying so much, calm down and think things through for a bit.

>>324080

Youre talking to atleast 2 different persons, you massive wuss.

And the only shitty thing thus far has been the primaris marines, but mostly for how meh and unnecessary they are.

>>324114

Youre talking to different people you massive autist, youre the one that keeps bitching and moaning in every fucking thread at every fucking thing.


 No.324145

>>324114

>blogpost

I don't think that word means what you think it means. Also, I was calling you (and those like you) pathetic for wailing over this spilt milk. It may not drive people away from the game, but it is annoying whenever we want to talk about it.

>reddit theorists

Right. Because some impatient jackasses and/or sarcastics weren't calling for this ever since the Thirteenth Black Crusade ended the way it did. Strictly speaking, the Ciaphas Cain books tell us the Imperium is still around and kicking into M42, but few noted that because it wasn't "official."

>>324132

Maybe he's a /pol/ack, they seem to have difficulty discerning dissenting opinions from their shill boogeymen.


 No.324156

>>324145

Well it is implied that the imperium is still a thing in 42k, but that comunnications are very difficult to get through and chaos ran rampant for a century or 2.


 No.324159

File: 6d9d8d4dbc6e931⋯.png (261.88 KB, 449x469, 449:469, (((you))).png)

>>324072

>>324084

>>324145

I want summer to end.

>>324132

Nah I'm bitching and crying too so that makes it at least two of us.


 No.324162

File: 4a97f3d7da82be1⋯.jpg (59.93 KB, 445x827, 445:827, History - Naw - reaction ….jpg)

>>324159

>summer

I've been on 8chan since 2014, and started on 4chan in 2010, you whiny fuck.


 No.324165

File: 9cf0e7c3177c30e⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 2209x2921, 2209:2921, 9cf0e7c3177c30e568f3a1d524….jpg)

>>324162

Oh my, please forgive my rudeness, most venerable anon-sama, I mistook your well-honed chuuniposting for common faggotry!


 No.324170

File: c0d165cf4c820f7⋯.jpg (44.13 KB, 660x330, 2:1, Laughing Buddha-Idol - Rea….jpg)

>>324165

Accepted, lowly ronin-kun, don't let it happen again.


 No.324179

File: f7026b27bd058a7⋯.png (343.84 KB, 563x416, 563:416, dragon age inquisition gam….png)

>>324162

>2010 cancer acting like an oldfag

Why don't you fold up that fan and sit on it, gaijin piggu?


 No.324182

File: b1e2e2f8e383774⋯.jpg (171.55 KB, 504x637, 72:91, Reaction Buddha DO NOT WAN….jpg)

>>324179

>cancer

The term is "newfag", peasant. And also with you.


 No.324185

File: 1246ba9fe6a539f⋯.jpg (94.71 KB, 580x472, 145:118, Heresy.jpg)


 No.324192

>>324182

7 years does not a newfag make. Get the fuck out of here and never put words in my mouth again, faggot.


 No.324196

File: 71db535ef2b0cdc⋯.jpg (58.59 KB, 496x615, 496:615, 71db535ef2b0cdc1926a5aed6e….jpg)

>>324162

>2010 was 7 years ago


 No.324197

File: 4a7aaa62044b5b3⋯.jpg (138.97 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 4a7aaa62044b5b3a16eb92f184….jpg)

>>324192

>Now he's trying the internet tough guy routine


 No.324198

>>324192

Oh? Haven't seen that one chart, have you? Everyone from '10 onwards, oh yes.


 No.324199

File: 150ff80a4f4bd99⋯.gif (2.23 MB, 547x359, 547:359, Laughing Buddha - reaction.gif)

Forgot my pic.


 No.324229

File: a45d0cef6f0165a⋯.png (183.14 KB, 701x540, 701:540, Shit.png)

>thread has already been completely derailed

I hope you all get cancer. Can't even read a 40k thread without someone crying shill.


 No.324231

File: 7a62b8002ef51bd⋯.jpg (144.05 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 34645156145455214.jpg)

>>324229

To bad too since I thought 8chan would not get shit like this ever

Cant discuss 40k anywhere anymore


 No.324234

>>324231

Blame GW and their jewry for that. Also, hasn't there been a shitstorm every time a new edition or codex comes out?


 No.324235

>>324229

>>324231

You could get off your pedestal and help rerail it, you know. Not my fault that there are some slack-jawed faggots round these parts.

For instance, weren't we supposed to get a new Xenos army sometime during this edition? Also, that the Black Templars or someone like them is crusading west to meet some nasties?

>>324234

>blame GW

>not some paranoiacs and blackpilleds here

Anyway, yeah, there almost always is. The shill crap is new, though.


 No.324238

File: 933bc89048e2be7⋯.png (116.02 KB, 500x433, 500:433, _1464365909378.png)

>>324235

>Hurr durr it's your fault I'm shitting in the thread

>just rerail it even though I don't actually want to discuss 40k and would rather call people shills

Fuck off


 No.324241

File: 951537d69efa734⋯.jpeg (382.01 KB, 2000x1600, 5:4, Warhammer 40K - Galaxy M….jpeg)

Not even dignifying with a (you), myopic faggot. Chrow, is this the guy actually calling folks shills, or is it a separate faggot?

Reminder that this is how the Galaxy looks at the moment.


 No.324256

File: c18d592f5e4243a⋯.jpg (20.01 KB, 375x396, 125:132, 775e1dafbcf6ec8e255f86ebfa….jpg)

>>324162

>2010

Fuck you're pathetic.

>>324241

>crying to the mods

Even more pathetic

>>324145

>muh /pol/

I never brought up politics you fucking degenerate, calling shit stirrers like you shills has been common practice for years.

BACK ON TOPIC

Have the Alpha Legion or cypher shown up in the new fluff yet? If they're going to advance the storyline they may as well finally wrap up some of the more interesting stuff.


 No.324260

>>324256

Cypher and Gulliemen are bros


 No.324262

>>324068

oh look, it's this faggot again

>>324125

I get the feeling a lot of cunts here haven't read the dark imperium book ( haven't finished it myself tbh) but they just bitch because of being whiny fuckers


 No.324270

>>324256

They're going to Release a book that has Sisters and Alpha Legion set in nu-40k soon


 No.324272

>>324270

>Sisters and Alpha Legion

>plot twist: the Sisters are actually the Alpha Legion in disguise


 No.324274

>>324272

Nah double plot twist Alpha Legion this whole time were the actual chamber militant for the Eclisarchy


 No.324286

>>324272

>>324270

>>324274

Triple plot twist: the Alphas come in first disguised as Grey Knights.


 No.324297

>>324286

quadripple plot twist, omegaron is janus


 No.324298

>>324297

Pentuple plot twist: gulliman is alpharius


 No.324303

>>324298

Nah m8. Alpharius was standing around the whole time with a "Hello, my name is Alpharius." sticker on his armor in plain view. Hell the thing even lights up. Everyone is just so convinced that everyone else is Alpharius, that for someone to plainly say they are Alpharius is just plain silly.

He's probably just sitting around and working at the Imperium's version of the DMV and nobody knows any better that he actually IS Alpharius instead of just a guy who hits the gym a lot,


 No.324306

File: 1c6666704523270⋯.png (186.7 KB, 583x587, 583:587, 1465428023430.png)

>only 5 months left in the year

>still no sign of those plastic sisters

They aren't coming are they?


 No.324327

File: 783e2e79bb08e55⋯.jpg (103.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Reisen] Kakegurui - 01 (M….jpg)

Jesus you salty little fanboy bitches need to stop crying just because someone shits on your retarded plastic toys. This is a fucking imageboard, not your Spiritual Liege GW-approved safespace.

>>324235

>>324306

We ain't getting anything but mono-build (what do you mean you want options beside those that are in the box? Power axes, what's that?) Ultrasigmarines son, better get used to it.

They said there "might" be a new army when we all already knew it would be the Death Guard, then they kept talking about it like it was some huge surprise when they announced them.

>>324262

>I get the feeling a lot of cunts here haven't read the dark imperium book

Oh, the old "how can you know it's shit, even though it looks and smells like it, if you haven't tasted it?" argument. Classic.


 No.324328

File: 3159b864ad55b85⋯.jpg (162.09 KB, 560x590, 56:59, 1279407434353.jpg)

>>324256

New book coming out with Alphas teaming up with slaaneshi iron warriors and some khorne dudes mixed in. SoB's along with Primarisii get involved too, plot point is the Alphas just doing all of this to get the fuck out of the Warp.

>>324306

Well 2017 is mainly dedicated to launching 8th. So, the new boxed set, another two boxed sets with the same shit in them. Indexes, Codex SM, Codex CSM and then maybe Codex Imperium Agents or Mechanicus or IG. After that it'll be 2018 before anything else gets released.


 No.324329

>>324327

oh go and eat dogshit you cherry picking fuck i said myself i haven't read it or is your reading comprehension that terrible you can only get halfway through a sentence?


 No.324331

>>324328

Man those starters have to be about the dumbest shit they've done. They should've released the two armies separate with rules instead, at least that would've been useful for people wanting more Nuggies or those who only wanted half the box in the first place.

>>324329

Reading comprehension, huh. You know, I never said you'd read it either? At least try to practice what you preach, young grasshopper.


 No.324332

>>324328

>slaaneshi iron warriors

What is this double heresy?


 No.324333

>>324331

>You know, I never said you'd read it either?

No, that would be because I said that here

>( haven't finished it myself tbh)

that I had started reading it, hence the "not finished it"

where in my original post did i say it was good or bad? I just said some people here haven't read it and are just whiny fucks, you seem to have glossed over that bit, so when exactly did i make the ' how do you know it's shit' argument?


 No.324336

File: 1dc2dea9b221019⋯.jpg (124.04 KB, 896x1080, 112:135, smugsonya.jpg)

>>324333

>reading comprehension

>"I get the feeling a lot of cunts here haven't read the dark imperium book but they just bitch because of being whiny fuckers"

You're literally lambasting people as "whiny fuckers" for bitching about a book that you assume they haven't read. Which is different from the "how can you know it's shit…" argument…how exactly?

You need to try harder, friend.


 No.324356

Can we get them to fix up rules if we bitch hard enough at them? They seem to listen to their fanbase a fraction of a bit now.


 No.324359

>>324256

>shill, shill, shilll!

Cry harder you little, moaning bitch.

>Have the Alpha Legion

No.

>cypher

Yes, he got to terra and was then locked away by the custodes. >>324256


 No.324360

>>324327

>fanboys

>bitching

>safe-space

>post smug anime girls to pretend he has an argument

If you dont bother on informing yourself about what is going on, you have no right to whine CONSTANTLY about 40k being ruined, everything being shit ane calling everyone else a shill.


 No.324361

So disregarding the whiny bitch complaining about being called a shill for reasons I can't be bothered to go back and read;

How is everyone's army doing so far and do you think Sonic Dreadnought/Helbrute will be released when they do Emperor's Children stuff in the future?


 No.324362

>>324361

>So disregarding the whiny bitch complaining about being called a shill for reasons I can't be bothered to go back and read;

>he still believes hes talking to a single person

>complains about whinning

>has been crying non-stop since the fall of cadia withouth bothering to learn what is going on


 No.324363

>>324362

Just got here man, I have no idea what you're even arguing about but knowing /tg/ and Warhammer fans, if you're being called a shill you probably deserve it.

My only complaint about Cadia falling is that it didn't seem to actually do anything. Cadians are still the poster boys of Guard, Abaddon still didn't get a new model, no new Chaos models happened. Which, while annoying since this should have been a big victory for Chaos, GW sweeping it under the rug is not exactly surprising, shocking, or even that big of a deal to me.


 No.324365

>>324363

>just got here

Then you just love talking out of your ass withouth bothering to read any of the dammed threads.


 No.324366

>>324365

That's like basically the first thing I said.

I came into the thread, disregarded you, or whoever was whining about being called a shill because I 1; don't want to go back and read through an autistic shitfest of an argument, and 2; honestly don't care since I can safely assume from the context it's not even 40k related.


 No.324368

File: d8c6c1e06673110⋯.jpg (306.93 KB, 1000x1400, 5:7, lolcow.jpg)

>>324360

>you have no right

Anon, please, try to dial down the autism a little bit or I'll end up running out of smugs.

>>324361

Honestly, they haven't even fucking released DG yet because they're slowly popping all these blue smegmarines out of their ass one by one. I wouldn't even bother contemplating EC or even Angrons' lads when it's going to take so fucking long. And then there's all the other releases they're bound to do in between, by the time they get around to Slaanesh, Bongistan might have already become a Caliphate anyway so then they'll have yet another excuse to ignore them.

As for armies, a lot of them have essentially been reduced to nothing with these shitty compilation books. I'm sure they're going to improve things, at least a bit, in the codices (which are incidentally back to the prices we expect and seemingly being rushed out the door in an alarming rate before Christmas) but the leaks from the marine dex doesn't look good. Relics are now limited so only models who already had a similar equipment can take them, and options are chopped down a lot so you can likely forget anything that doesn't have a official model.

Apparently the numarine cancer is pretty neutered too and you can't give them any loadouts that aren't included in the boxes, making the captain in particular pretty fucking useless. So it's really hard to see what they're even thinking here, I guess they aren't in any rush to replace the proper marines yet.


 No.324369

>>324368

Honestly my completely optimistic hopes for EC are; I might get models spoilers in 2019 if I'm lucky.

Until then, since Sonic Dreadnought got taken off the range, I might just buy a Helbrute and get my hands on a pair of Blastmaster bits and greenstuff the damn things on.

But that'll be after the campaign, I'm still working on Muster at the moment.


 No.324377

File: c5a1419350f9c3e⋯.jpg (228.74 KB, 810x568, 405:284, 1279407525319.jpg)

>>324361

Slaanesh got a "Start Collecting!" box in AoS, so GW hasn't put them down. Bad news is that we have yet to see anything new for 40k aside from nuMarine shit and its not even good shit at that. You'd think that making Chaos the BBEG for the whole edition would actually cast the spot light on them, but that isn't the case yet. Even though we know Morty has a sculpt and they even have the fucker all painted up they haven't shown him off. Codex SM is coming out soonish and CSM should be just behind it, but don't expect it to come out for another month or three.

>>324332

>That way out is offered by Lord Excrucias, a mighty champion of the Emperor’s Children. Excrucias’ forces have been battling hosts of Iron Warriors and Khorne worshippers for the Imperial hive world of Tsadrekha

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/22/beneath-the-shroud-of-night-july22gw-homepage-post-4/

My bad.


 No.324398

>>324241

I'm happy to see that GW has even forgotten where Medusa, Deliverance and Mundus are on the map…


 No.324424

>>324377

Think Chaos Familiars will be coming back in the codex at least?

Because I'm thinking of making a custom one out of greenstuff that is basically just a tiny boobsnake but I don't want to put the effort in if it won't be something I can use.


 No.324442

>>324424

Make it anyway and use it for one of the totally-not-40k wargames.


 No.324454

>>324442

>>324424

Or an objective marker, or a wound marker! Don't drop a hobby project just because the rules aren't playing ball.


 No.324461

>>324377

Well, they've already leaked the DG mortar tank. So now we know they'll get that, PMs, Termies, probably mppks of the zombies, Morty and almost guaranteedly Typhus and some other generic characters.

But I sure won't expect anything new at all for CSM. Since they're squeezing ten codices out between now and Christmas, it's a given that they all won't have proper model releases along with them. Of course, updates of existing models may be released at any time independent of the codex, but any real new unit that doesn't make it in time for the codex will likely be forced to subsist on shitty in-box power point bullshit rules.

>>324424

Yea man don't let the GW heebs dictate what you make. As long as your friends aren't massive cucks you can just make your own rules for your gay little boobsnake. I put a volkite charger on my BA successor Captain because My Dudes and the only complaint's I've had so far was one guy wanting the point cost for it to be higher because it's rare in 40k.


 No.324470

File: f95dd0f9af9f2b3⋯.jpg (195.75 KB, 695x541, 695:541, Evil Rabbit diorama.jpg)

>>324461

Uh, yeah, about those ten codices. You see, they're only releasing three this year. So all the other codecies are going to be released next year.

>>324424

Nah, Familiars aren't coming back anytime soon. But yeah go ahead and make one; It's not like anyone can sit down and say "You can't have a familiar." I think its even in the rule book that it says something about familiar models and they don't really count for anything, ie, they can't count as a wound or extra dudes or anything. But you can have them on the field.


 No.324474

>>324470

Huh, pretty sure it was ten, did they announce differently recently?

I guess we might get one more proper release after DG then. Hopefully they don't keep the primarine shit up like the sigmarines with constantly going back every other month to release another pointless kit no one ever asked for.


 No.324490

>>324470

>Uh, yeah, about those ten codices. You see, they're only releasing three this year

>>324474 is right

>You can expect to see around 10 new codexes before Christmas, starting with Codex: Space Marines, coming later this month.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/05/your-codex-is-coming-july-5gw-homepage-post-1/


 No.324493

>>324490

That makes sense, get everything out before Christmas, younger players can ask their parents for codices for Chistmas.


 No.324546

File: bd5a7ad75413bad⋯.jpg (91.11 KB, 736x588, 184:147, rightwingdeathsquads.jpg)

>>324327

Yeah I'm not a fan of the "if it isn't in the box it isn't an option" approach either. Seems like they're gearing up for even more "streamlining"

>>324363

It had no real stakes. The books were far too short for the magnitude of what happened within them.

>>324359

I know that part. I meant did he break out yet?

Also, did anything ever come of that genestealer cult on terra? One would think that would be a pretty fucking high priority for the imperium.


 No.324628

File: a47a3aa7302ea3b⋯.jpg (57.3 KB, 500x625, 4:5, 13c43015b2e9a3a5ee63e75b7e….jpg)

OH WOW, THE NEW GLOBAL CAMPAIGN HAS STARTED! I'M SO HYPED I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MUCH THE ULTRASIGMARINES WIN!

Seriously, they launch this crap when DG probably won't be out in a month yet, if not more. Who the fuck is going to be excited about this? At least in the Storm of Chaos and 13th BC campaigns they waited until the end to rig the shit.


 No.324642

File: 6c7f96281dd6256⋯.jpg (546.94 KB, 1280x1821, 1280:1821, image.jpg)

>>323999

What if the ultramarines had a zaku?


 No.324656

File: df6f410e294d440⋯.png (159.53 KB, 438x655, 438:655, Gouf-R35_-_Front.png)

>>324642

>What if the ultramarines had a zaku?

IT'S NO ZAKU BOY, NO ZAKU!!!


 No.324663

>>324642

>robert gilliam

well played


 No.324667

>>324642

>>324663

Fug. Now you autists are making me want to see an alternate Mobile Suit Gundam where Supreme Emperor Zabi and his twenty genengineered general-sons fight to unite the Solar System (or at least the Earth-Mars Spheres). Then something in the depths of space drives half of them to maddened schism, and the Solar Crusade becomes the One Year Heresy.


 No.324699

>>324327

>screengrabbing smug animes directly

>hating plastic toys on /tg/ of all places

Opinion discarded.


 No.324708

File: 876a473e35d98c8⋯.jpg (140.49 KB, 720x480, 3:2, GUNTANK KICK!.jpg)

>>324667

>Fug. Now you autists are making me want to see an alternate Mobile Suit Gundam where Supreme Emperor Zabi and his twenty genengineered general-sons fight to unite the Solar System (or at least the Earth-Mars Spheres). Then something in the depths of space drives half of them to maddened schism, and the Solar Crusade becomes the One Year Heresy.

Do we have to stick to Gundam's Sol-centricity?

Can't Mobile Suits just be an ancient pattern of Knight Titan?


 No.324709

File: 218ee23dcf65e2f⋯.jpg (295.45 KB, 771x699, 257:233, Gaia Gear CD 3.jpg)

>>324667

> Zabi sons

> Not the genetic sons of Char, the true Zeon heir


 No.324716

File: 4f2e24f9d561ade⋯.jpg (2.7 MB, 5000x5000, 1:1, Gundam - All Universal Cen….jpg)

File: a95a3391c7a5ccb⋯.jpg (103.53 KB, 900x720, 5:4, Gundam - Universal Century….jpg)

File: 30a255cd8f25448⋯.jpg (210.41 KB, 471x700, 471:700, Gundam - Universal Century….jpg)

File: c999c11009617ab⋯.jpg (170.97 KB, 800x640, 5:4, Gundam - Universal Century….jpg)

>>324708

>Sol-centricity

Well, anon, it is Gundam. I just expanded it to cover the entire Solar System.

>Knights

That is what they could be called. Newtypes are clearly Psykers. Perhaps the Gundam Titanicus itself could come from Mars, the goal of the series to stop the War tearing mankind apart. Otherwise, both sides of the Heresy use Zeonic-looking Suits, visual difference being that Horace Lunar's forces look more "organic" and bestial.

>>324709

Meh, I just like the Zabi's better. Aside from Ghiren, their plans for Spacenoid kind were way more sane and practical than Char's.


 No.324736

Somewhat off topic, but you faggots know that AGP is on tonight, right?

Shoggy lives.


 No.324738

>>324736

!

Today is a good day.


 No.324739

>>324738

Oh yeah, what do you wanna bet that when Sarge goes full Heroic Leadership, he starts speechifying like General Sturnn?


 No.324757

File: 2edf5ded543d617⋯.png (407.15 KB, 537x551, 537:551, 2edf5ded543d61716faefb43dd….png)

>>324736

>AGP

What's that?

Is it good?


 No.324760


 No.324764

>>324667

A setting like that would be better served paying homage to rather than being a direct kit-bash of the two franchises.

What it sounds like is the Thirty Years War in Spaaaaaaace + Mecha + Psychic powers which sounds rad as all hell. Also I like the idea of a RPG setting with a one year time-focus.

> The Oort cloud is a semi-sentient psychic field, the closer you are to it the more you become enthralled to it until you are subsumed and join the psychic hive-mind. Settlers in the furthest regions of the Kuiper belt tell story of lost colonies which pass into and out of reality like ghost-ships full of creatures which have ascended into a state of semi-spectral immortality - having become both more and less than human.


 No.324768

>>324757

>>324760

Oh no, my friends, for the full experience, it must be read in the original Faggotry: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shoggy

>>324764

Hm. So an original franchise, albeit with some of the mecha designs and characters being winking expies of those in two franchises homaged? I could dig that. Zeonic cyclopses piloted by larger-than-life demigods in the flesh. Oh yes.


 No.324786

>>324768

> the solar-system is united under the Imperial throne of Earth, the Gaian Theocracy rules from a position of new-age mysticism - as all life flows from Earth, so all life must honor Her.

> At the top of the chain is the Mother of Earth, the high priestess of the Gaian cult, venerated as the avatar of life itself. Inhabitants of earth believe in her demi-goddess status literally, mars simply pays tribute since religion is profitable.

> The Mother of Earth "miraculously" gives birth to (twenty?) children who are venerated as gods and goddesses of a new pantheon.

> In the outer-reaches of Solar space a psychic awakening sweeps across humanity and radical new ideas about the destiny and purpose of mankind begin to develop.

> Divinity is not found on earth or in mortal flesh and blood but is transcendent there of and only by becoming one with the void of space can humanity properly perceive the face of God.

> The league of Psion announces its independence from earth

> The league denounces the worship of the Earth as a deity when it is only rock and mud and denounces the veneration of the Mother as idol-worship.

> A crusade is called to bring the rebelling spheres back into line and to quell the apostasy and the Children of Earth lead the charge.

> Humanity is united and the Mother of Earth puts her most capable children in charge of the former League of Psion to ensure loyalty to earth is maintained with an iron fist.

> Those gods who rule over the outer solar system and even beyond the kuiper belt begin to develop radically powerful psychic abilities and become increasingly isolated from the inner solar-system

> First Son of the Mother of Earth perceives the light of Psion for himself and upon fully awakening to his psychic powers begins drawing several of his sympathetic siblings into an alliance with him.

> At the height of the most important religious festival the rebelling son confronts his mother and declares his allegiance to the League and gives her the ultimatum of recognizing their independence or being slain then and there.

> Combat erupts the holy Mother is victorious over her son and the rebels are pushed back, however the death of their champion and the show of his resolve spurs the former League to action - among them an ace pilot and the secret son of the slain demi-god who becomes a living symbol for the cause.

> The Year of Heresy begins

> Mars maintains formal loyalty to the Earth but begins to secretly fund the rebellion, playing both sides so as to end up in a position of power after the war no matter who wins.

> And it all happens in kick-ass giant robots.


 No.324796

File: 4ed7b3163289683⋯.png (137.33 KB, 256x263, 256:263, 4ed7b316328968363e36d765be….png)

>>324716

>>324764

Heliocentric would probably be easier for a one year setting though. Much less to flesh out and less silly handwaving to get around the distances and scales. Plus if it's limited to Sol, then colony drops can still have an impact.

The only problem is making both sides interesting. Going by Gundam standards where the EF is such shit tier EU on steroids would make everyone want to play Zeon by default, even if it's got questionable dictators.

I suppose it could start out with a EF (combined with all the bad, oppressive bureaucratic aspects of the Imperium) vs Zeon (Representing a brutal, but more just version of Horus' heresy) situation, but intertwine AEUG (With parallels to Ultramar as a hope for a better version of the Imperium). Then have a faction to represent the Titans/radical Inquisition, the Jupiter energy fleet/ Mechanicus and something to represent Axis as a more oppressive and Psyker heavy Zeon variant.

>>324786

>Mother of Earth

So femperor fapshit huh? Is that you, ND? Please kill yourself already.


 No.324809

File: 6daae40275d1688⋯.jpg (57.83 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Gundam Zeon - MS-08tx Efre….jpg)

File: 75d524619c74bf5⋯.jpg (99.87 KB, 500x351, 500:351, Gundam Zeon - Efreet sword….jpg)

File: 3eeb83dd00ef2c9⋯.png (871.5 KB, 702x621, 26:23, Gundam - Fed Blue Destiny ….png)

File: 2ea25dc2c9098aa⋯.jpg (120.73 KB, 400x300, 4:3, Gundam - Fed Blue Destiny ….jpg)

>>324796

>limited to Sol

On that subject, Mercury and Venus are ideally included in this scenario thanks to limited terraforming (in the case of the latter) and orbital mining/scientific facilities in the case of both. I might also have a confrontation above or below the Sun itself, possibly in the recently-destroyed ruins of an energy-transmission station.

Neptune and Pluto/Charon would be where the most distant, ancient colonies are situated…not that their inhabitants are really human anymore. Speaking of that, this setting's answer to daemons are those psykers/psionics who ascend beyond their flesh. They can "pilot" Mobile Suits/Knights by possessing the wetwork (yes, this can include an incapacitated or even dead pilot). This results in horrific monstrosities behaving more like malicious beasts than soldiers, similar to the EXAM-run Zeonics and EF's own Blue Destiny program. Except, you know, with more weird structural mutations.

>more factions

That's a good idea, but I'll do you one further: An alien faction for later use, taking Gundam 00's ELS and fusing their concept with that of the Tyranids.


 No.324820

>>324809

,>It's another 40k… but different setting

Please create a containment thread


 No.324823

>>324820

shit where'd that comma come from?


 No.324825

File: f86adbf6f30ac77⋯.jpg (176.71 KB, 640x907, 640:907, Gundam - Blue Destiny Head….jpg)

>>324820

You're a wee bit late, Sunny Jim.

Still, I guess we could hijack that one dumb autist's thread from… last month, was it? The fool who tried to put a "harder sci-fi" background to the 40K minis. What do you say, lads, hijack or new thread? I'm off to supper soon, so I leave it to you.


 No.324826

>>324809

If it's something like a century or more after the settings equivalent of the OYW, then it could be pretty fun to have various psyker ace pilots stand in as an equivalent for the Primarchs. And each with different roles depending on how they ascended.

Like a Amuro/Girlyman leader for the AEUG style successor state of the EF, the Char leading a rival Neo Zeon while some of the more daemonic guys could be piratical remnants of aces who were half dead or otherwise driven insane upon their ascension.

Oh and of course a Anaheim electronics style faction that act like a supremely smug and kikey combination of war profiteering Tau and Eldar merchants.


 No.324841

File: 9fcc5093036b5b9⋯.jpg (24.99 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1420621008362.jpg)

>>324796

>Heliocentric would probably be easier for a one year setting though. Much less to flesh out and less silly handwaving to get around the distances and scales.

But then why bother dipping into 40k at all then?

You're just another Gundam AU at that point.

>So femperor fapshit huh? Is that you, ND? Please kill yourself already.

No, I'm the one arguing AGAINST Heliocentricity, but that Anon did make a pretty good fusion of the two.


 No.324851

File: 275dc0c50f53e20⋯.png (260.95 KB, 1688x535, 1688:535, 1.png)

It's that time again.


 No.324852

>>324851

http://boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/54578358#p54578733 Get in here, you faggots. I've laid the breach.


 No.324854

File: 5ede93db0c17c67⋯.png (162.9 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 2.png)

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 No.324855

>>324854

Bless you.


 No.324857

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 No.324891

Was there anything really wrong with Shoggy's DM (aside from his addiction to Redditfaggotry)?


 No.324894

>>324891

He cried when the AGP shot his eldar waifu.


 No.324895

>>324894

He already did that when they obliterated the Slaaneshi lovebunker with an orbital strike.

Also:

>Actually, by the time the Eldar prisoner showed up he was pretty resigned, and we actually felt bad about skipping the Slaaneshi bunker. Personally, I felt the crowning moment of off-roading for us was the decision to leave an entire space station to the NPCs while we tried to steal an Eldar shuttle. It's rare to see Failer laughing even harder than we are.


 No.324899

File: bc4cbeb24157532⋯.png (120.82 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 27.png)

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File: bc4cbeb24157532⋯.png (120.82 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 27.png)

Let me fucking post, goddamnit. Hung up at 98%.


 No.324900

File: 1beae7770f838f2⋯.png (165.43 KB, 1722x451, 42:11, 31.png)

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 No.324909

File: 056df26a17cc478⋯.png (179.79 KB, 1722x551, 1722:551, 36.png)

File: 6b83ddfc720ae5d⋯.png (132.12 KB, 1722x476, 123:34, 37.png)

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 No.324912

And that's it for tonight. More tomorrow.


 No.324913

>>324912

Potential faggotry to come, though, assuming someone isn't bluffing.


 No.324915

>>324894

He evidently puts a lot of work into a lot of things that the AGP just flatly ignores, because guardsmen do not have time for that shit.


 No.324938

>>324796

>So femperor fapshit huh? Is that you, ND? Please kill yourself already.

I was just trying to inject a LotGH style earth cult into the mix and earth cult + holy terra screamed goddess figure to me. It doesn't have to be a woman.

If you have a better idea throw it at the wall, what sticks will stick.


 No.324961

File: 12cc91849075b4e⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1293x1584, 431:528, 40K :tg: - The All-Guardsm….png)

ART!


 No.324963

>>324854

>Cartoonist's interpretation of "Rogue Inquisition Agent 'Interrogator' Greg Sargent"

Someone better be drawing this


 No.325033

>>324963

If they weren't before, they should do so now.


 No.325064

Looks like we're starting up again.


 No.325073

File: 208b9bcd079eec2⋯.png (174.18 KB, 1723x551, 1723:551, 41.png)

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 No.325078

File: 6f685a9f3a55c95⋯.png (154.76 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 46.png)

File: fc036ef45d74b01⋯.png (125.44 KB, 1722x479, 1722:479, 47.png)

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 No.325082

>As for PC control, without getting bogged down in details, it's essentially a matter of one player having official command while the rest of us scream advice at him like drunk theater-goers. Controlled NPCs, like Fumbles, tend to be more a free-for-all.

Any of you jackasses have games like this?


 No.325084

File: 12d3b32365ff915⋯.jpg (7.5 KB, 208x249, 208:249, Inquisition Recruitment.jpg)

I started an actual AGP thread over here.


 No.325086


 No.325088

File: 4ffd5182c9e848a⋯.png (211.81 KB, 1200x720, 5:3, Super Deserter Guevesa Act….png)

>>325084

Would probably help to actually link it

>>325079

>>>/tg/325079


 No.325091

>>325086

Cause it's a thing people like that's currently relegated to cuckchan and there's a fuck of a lot of posts to cover.

Also better have it as it's own thread then it taking up a different thread where some people who might be looking won't be able to find it.


 No.325095

File: 5f46378d9144fa7⋯.png (144.38 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 51.png)

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 No.325102

File: 27db79636f41a2a⋯.png (140.45 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 56.png)

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 No.325110

File: e721d4f5aff2478⋯.png (137.82 KB, 1722x526, 861:263, 61.png)

File: 7899919b8f6eb0b⋯.png (164.84 KB, 1722x451, 42:11, 62.png)

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 No.325120

File: 7d88c983801bd27⋯.png (165.16 KB, 1722x426, 287:71, 66.png)

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 No.325122

File: 3691792b7b7a409⋯.png (159.92 KB, 1722x601, 1722:601, 71.png)

File: 8feba65bbffe65d⋯.png (106.02 KB, 1722x501, 574:167, 72.png)

And that's all she wrote.


 No.325160

>>324938

>I was just trying to inject a LotGH style earth cult into the mix and earth cult + holy terra screamed goddess figure to me. It doesn't have to be a woman.

Meh, Gundam probably would do something like that, right now they have crazy Psychic Space Buddhist after all…


 No.325190

File: f91ba68d8ce3755⋯.jpg (120.28 KB, 759x995, 759:995, 1499985673392.jpg)

>Codex space marines come out

>Black templar units reroll failed charges

>Chapter relic increases aura abilities by 3"

>Any unit can deny the witch on a 4+ for 1 CP

I'm actually pretty happy with how the Templars have been treated this edition.

>>324825

Look at this mess. This is why you should have used a containment thread

Anime. Not even once

Honestly it's fine. Not like this thread could've been any further derailed anyways


 No.325194

>>325190

Any other info about the new codex kind sir?


 No.325239

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/30/two-new-codexes-coming-next-week/

Looks like CSM and Grey Knight are going to be out soon. Pre-orders up next Saturday so however long it took from pre-order to release for the SM codex will probably be the same time frame for these to.


 No.325243

>>324961

Why is tink so short?

Nubby was the one supposed to be short.


 No.325246

>>325190

Oi, I moved it to that other thread. Let's have fun with it there.

>>325160

We do?


 No.325273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>325246

>We do?

Do you even FREEFORM JAZZ, man?


 No.325312

File: efc836dd52d9cae⋯.jpg (244.45 KB, 980x577, 980:577, Golden_Throne-Imperial_Web….jpg)

>When you figure out the reason for Emps's introverted behaviour, militant atheism and general bad decisions and distate for Guiliman because you discovered who he fucking was in the earliest ages of man

He was fucking Diogenes

The description of his true form even matches up to the guy

The Emperor of mankind is none other than the batshit crazy angry Roman Barrel man who hated all the other Philosophers and is the forefather of Cynicism

This is the explanation for the Militant atheism, and just why he didn't get along with Guiliman, the guy was literally every jacked roman smartass who came to harass him in his barrel made from his own genes as if to mock him from that time again

Him actually being an introverted disillusioned once happy Conan guy degenerating into that state now makes perfect sense, as it was the point of his life where the toll of immortality started to weigh on him

He basically only go this shit together when the Age of Strife went down, and even then, his entire life was spent being alone, unable to connect with others, and up to the unification wars, him generally using his powers to make himself seem big, when he really was this poorly socialized old dude somewhat mad of his own design

Even explains why got along with the sons he either got to raise or otherwise lived similar lives to his in times close to his age way back when

Probably kidnapped Tesla for his secret base too later on at somepoint

The Emperor was literally "That hobo who always seems to know to much" throughout the history of mankind on earth.

He probably was the drunk who stumbled on Hitler and told him about the Jews too.

Makes sense that he wanted a word with Kharn to shut him up when he caught a glimpse of what he looked like, he was THAT self conscious about people finding out about who he really was over the course of millenia of sturpor and general embarrassing silliness


 No.325324

>>325312

>He probably was the drunk who stumbled on Hitler and told him about the Jews too.

>Implying GW aren't normalfags


 No.325327

>>325312

>Probably kidnapped Tesla for his secret base too later on at somepoint

Reminder that after Tesla's death the government had someone comb his notes to make sure that he didn't hide any planes for machines that could cast the Earth into the negative zone or some shit. The man who did that? One John G. Trump. Yes, the paternal uncle of Donald Trump. There were no plans for death rays or time machines in the notes… as far as we know of. It could be very possible that the last and greatest inventions of Tesla are now in the hands of the Trump dynasty, who will one day use them to make not just America but the entire world great again.


 No.325357

>>325327

So that's where Israel got the Samson Option from.


 No.325379

File: ff5f63c54ab2409⋯.jpg (23.13 KB, 180x167, 180:167, 180px-Catachan_Jungle_Figh….jpg)

Scenario: The Tyranids attempt to infest Catachan

What happens?


 No.325382

>>325379

As it attempts to devour the world, the Hive fleet falls apart due to a Cathacan infestation.


 No.325384

>>325379

They already tried that, once. Where do you think Catachan Devils came from?


 No.325393

>>325379

Where do you think half the shit on the planet is from?


 No.325404

>>325379

Its been speculated tyranids have been on Catachan. Catachan Devils are thought to be a tyranid vanguard of sorts that some how over time got disconnected from the hive mind.


 No.325422

>>325379

>Nids invade Catachan

Catachans become even more powerful. To the point that they could easily mistake for space marine without the armor on.


 No.325438

>>325239

That's not looking too bad. The Emperor's Children basically get the demons of Slaanesh always hit first in close combat ability.

Two wounds on possessed might actually make them somewhat usable. Bersekers are still a better close combat choice though.

I wonder what the Night Lords will get. Probably something boring like minus one to everyone's leadership.


 No.325440

>>325438

Maybe they'll get things that allow for sneaky-sneaky.


 No.325442

>>325422

Catachans are already a pretty good force to fight catachans that time where they covered themselves in nid guts and destroyed the hive tyrant is metal as fuck

Id wish the other regiments get shit these days


 No.325443

>>325442

It'd be nice to see some Tallarn tankers again.

Anyone got that pseudo-Arabic recruitment poster?


 No.325444

File: 15cc5dc873ecfbb⋯.jpg (103.23 KB, 438x807, 146:269, 6415645461245151.jpg)

>>325442

Ill take another Elysian story even if it has them getting fucked in the ass yet again


 No.325446

>>325444

>Ill take another Elysian story even if it has them getting fucked in the ass yet again

Fleet does the Flying, Elysians do the dying,


 No.325456

>>325312

>When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition

The greeks were nuts.


 No.325489

File: b781921c149d6e2⋯.png (142.57 KB, 346x397, 346:397, b781921c149d6e2aafd4792c20….png)

>>325239

>>325438

Since no one linked it

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/31/legion-focus-emperors-children/

>noise marines have 2 attacks base

>with a chainsword is goes up to 3

>always attack first

Noice

Glad best Chaos God is getting some love, shame about the lack of Combat Drugs though, those were cool.

Might actually get motivated to paint the rest of my army now.


 No.325503

>>325489

Don't forget the ability to double up on chainswords for a total of 4 attacks


 No.325509


 No.325510

>>324359

>>324361

OK, I was going to let it slide, but fuck you. The people talking about 40k not needing to progress weren't whining. They were having an on topic discussion. You coming in and whining about how everybody hates nu40k is absolutely what derailed the thread.


 No.325512

>>325509

Meh. The cover save rule is super situational and it doesn't look much like they're going to get any boosts to their firepower. Maybe IWs will get something in the form of relics or strategems, but it looks like they're getting screwed over again this edition.


 No.325520

File: b10b8c599736faf⋯.png (511.31 KB, 782x443, 782:443, LegionBasilisk00.png)

>>325509

Now I'm not a big fan of Iron Warriors, but I still think its dumb not to give them this back. Especially since it was a given back in 3rd. Also the only way I'm gonna be pleased about anything the NL get is if they give them something for biker units.


 No.325525

File: c341a1aaf703ac9⋯.jpg (970.48 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 20170530_203536.jpg)

So, I created a 1000 pt Black Templar list for a campaign. The idea is that for each victory, you add 100 pts to your list. I'd appreciate feedback.

Black Templar Battalion Detachment 1000/1000 pts

HQ:

>Captain w/ Relic Blade, Combi-melta and Crusader's Helm

>Chaplain: Crozius Arcanum and storm bolter

Troops

>Crusader Squad: 5x Initiates. Combi-plasma, plasma Gun, and missile launcher

>Crusader Squad: 5x Initiates. Combi-plasma, plasma Gun, and missile launcher

>Crusader Squad: 9x Initiates. Power fist, power sword, flamer.

Elites:

>Dreadnought: CCW w/ heavy flamer, assault cannon

>Apothecary

Heavy Support:

>Predator: Predator autocannon and heavy bolters

Dedicated Transport:

>Rhino: Carries CC crusader squad and chaplain


 No.325526

>>325509

>Similar to their bitter rivals, the Imperial Fists, …

You mean you literally just copy-pasted the trait and changed the name in the little fluff piece in italics. And it doesn't look any better the second time round.


 No.325528

>>325525

>I'd appreciate feedback

Stick some sand on their bases, for pity's sake. Or even just some of those texture paints GW makes.


 No.325534

File: 4c55fb118ae0653⋯.jpg (40.08 KB, 400x680, 10:17, 2a7c83daba916d99b0f0a31e01….jpg)

>>325526

B-but don't worry goy, this is NU-GW, they're totally based now, and they said Chaos would be right at the centre stage this edition! Who cares if they don't get any new models and their rules suck? They uh, they just have to finish releasing all the new Numraines first…


 No.325535

>>325509

Well, that's pretty mediocre. It'd be nice if they got new models, or some better rules, but Chaos and "new or better" isn't allowed.

>>325520

Technically you can ally some in using Renegades and Heretics, though they'd only hit on a 4+.


 No.325575

>>325528

I meant about the list, but yes, I probably should base my minis


 No.325624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

So what do you nerds think about this?

Think he might be unto something?


 No.325626

>>325624

>GW makes a thing

>It's related to their other things

Truly breaking new ground


 No.325627

>>325624

Doesn't effect plot


 No.325628

>>325627

No, but seeing things from previus eras of 40k its interesting, just like pretending event horizon happens in the 40k universe.


 No.325630

>>325528

Do you really have to decorate the bases? Can't you just leave them blank?


 No.325631

File: 5047c1ca0a77d82⋯.png (453.84 KB, 348x595, 348:595, 4NsUd9o.png)

File: a7c6f3e415964bd⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1888x383, 1888:383, HIxrbD3.png)

File: 367a810f84f2c93⋯.png (119.97 KB, 963x369, 107:41, hU3c1Y5.png)

I come bearing gifts

http://imgur.com/gallery/JyDVK


 No.325632

>>325630

Yeah if you're lazy


 No.325633

File: e6318d1bca52286⋯.png (432.35 KB, 328x593, 328:593, qTj5KUK.png)

>>325631

I've found the perfect guys to hang out with the chadmarines


 No.325634

File: 8e60711ae9dfdbf⋯.jpg (55.32 KB, 600x450, 4:3, smug comissar.jpg)


 No.325635

File: 4e152dc18f24dfd⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1046x454, 523:227, in the grim dankness.PNG)

>>325634

Run the japanese 40k website through google translate and you get this shit


 No.325636

File: 24a8c970271dead⋯.png (508.23 KB, 762x381, 2:1, umies are fags.png)

This should be a banner


 No.325637

>>325635

Oh wow, you think the japanese site its filled with shitty japanese too?

No i want to think that japs believe the imperium of man is filled with trannies and fags.


 No.325638

File: 9af5823f3921227⋯.png (375.46 KB, 927x229, 927:229, ducari.PNG)

>>325637

It's probably down to google translate being shit, but it's still pretty funny


 No.325647

File: 1276f5b56b905fb⋯.jpg (71 KB, 1221x1118, 1221:1118, AKsyaeQ.jpg)

>>325638

>Hiratsuji

>Romantic City

Comorragh confirmed for space France


 No.325662

>>325638

>romantic

That actually makes perfect sense. Romance isn't allowed in Craftworlds.

For all their darkness, the Deldar are still the only ones capable of being pure of heart.


 No.325664

>>325630

Yeah, but it looks bad. Especially if there're weird paint flecks and bits of static grass all over. Clean black might look okay.


 No.325673

File: b08a77151858c02⋯.jpg (70.12 KB, 443x750, 443:750, 1422795772459.jpg)

>>325631

>heterosexual (xeno)

lies


 No.325675


 No.325689

File: 41fb74047e55f42⋯.png (112.7 KB, 978x457, 978:457, jZaAAzT.png)

>>325631

Lewd

>>325675

>Why is this so powerful? Psychological and shock value. You declare this Stratagem AFTER your opponent has already started firing – meaning if they’ve decided to overcharge plasma weapons, suddenly their own models will be getting slain on a 2 or less.

In addition to -1 Ld all the time, NL is looking cheesy.


 No.325802

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What did they mean by this?


 No.325804

>>325802

More manufacting jobs for the Imperium!

MPGA!


 No.325805


 No.325808

>>325631

>Lettuce Gain

Did I just stumble onto a One Piece character?


 No.325809

>>325444

>another story of Elysians getting fucked in the ass

Anphelion and Kastorel Novem wasn't enough pain and suffering for you?


 No.325810

>>325802

That skull reminds me of the one for the reivers but with the codex out we know about all of the current sm releases. My guess is more assassin stuff maybe?


 No.325812

>>325810

What do you mean, assassins aren't primaris marines, why would they release somethign that's not Primaris marines?

Obviously this is heralding the glorious release Codex Primaris: Rievermarines, along with a full range of new plastic Tactireavers, Rievernators, Jetrieavers and the amazing, skull-faced Land Reaver.


 No.325813

>>325802

I like how they ripped all the sounds from Dawn of War games.

As for the actual content - maybe new Forgeworld stuff?


 No.325814

>>325802

I would've said Mechanicus, but that doesn't look like the Mechanicus or Skitarii logo. So maybe either Sisters of Silence or possibly Black Shields.


 No.325816

>>325814

>Black Shields

Deathwatch?


 No.325822

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Needs moar

GRIMALDUS


 No.325824

File: fcbbc740f669ebf⋯.jpg (111.81 KB, 1000x518, 500:259, 40kLegionFocus_NightLords_….jpg)

>>325816

No, not exactly, but a Death Watch codex does make sense.


 No.325899

>>325525

On second thought. I think I'll replace the apothecary with an ancient


 No.325901

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>325822

Better audio.


 No.325928

>>325899

Oh, is it a Primaris army? Or are there also non-Primaris Ancients?


 No.326164

Chaos and Grey Knights Codexi are out for preorder.


 No.326250

>>325928

Nope, the ancient is just the old banner bearer given a new name.


 No.326360

>>324306

At this point fucking Squats are more likely to come in 2017

>>324470

>You see, they're only releasing three this year.

When Space Marines is out, CSM and GK on Preorder and Death Guard coming soon and that just get us September and they'll still be able to squeeze another 2 in next month


 No.326361


 No.326365

>>325638

So fast Italian Motorbikes are the greatest threat of the galaxy's terrible threat


 No.326366


 No.326450

>>326366

There's a thread on /v/ called fullderp. Go there


 No.326452

File: 8cfdd5a0f7ff256⋯.jpg (99.79 KB, 850x985, 170:197, 40k30YrsPrimarisSergeant_I….jpg)


 No.326454

>>326452

>More primaris shit instead of a classic beakie marine

>Not a primaris with a obscure pattern of MKX power armor styled after MKVI instead of MKIV

It is like they are not even trying anymore.


 No.326483

File: 105f831d7df2bcb⋯.jpg (20.17 KB, 500x361, 500:361, bfecdec8f8b30925d895921b1a….jpg)

File: 43a7b58933bab52⋯.jpg (357.02 KB, 1435x1600, 287:320, DSCF0595.jpg)

>>326452

You would think they would re-release a rogue trader model or something, not some generic new space marine, even the one they brought out for the 25th was better.


 No.326490

File: 7a3fdc0bfd03db6⋯.jpg (83.86 KB, 900x741, 300:247, flyer88994105techmarinesx-….jpg)

>>326483

I had never realized that the power wrench of the Angry Marines is actually canon.


 No.326491

File: c90cd65f7f77ae7⋯.png (523.07 KB, 975x643, 975:643, tockmarinone.PNG)

>>326490

>3 techmarines for £2.50

>that's around £7 today

>tfw


 No.326499

>>326490

Well they don't look too techy, but still more character than what we have these days. Hell, they could even use bikes and jet bikes. Seems like they've degraded their skills.


 No.326516

>>326491

gw is going to die with the ridiculous overpricing. i've bought nothing from them for years for precisely this reason.

I remember the witch elves being €60 for 10 p[lastic models being the last straw.


 No.326553

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.326555

>>326452

It's disappointing. 30th Anniversary dude is so cool. This isn't.


 No.326656

>>326516

The last thing I bought from them was Noise Marine arms because nowhere else sold them, I go for 3rd party (which nearly always have a 15-25% discount) or Ebay nowadays.


 No.326676

>>326452

That's so shitty it's just sad. Looks exactly like every other Prime-meh-rine ever.

>>326516

I've only bought from China lately. With Coolcasts' quality being what it is, there's just no point paying for GW anymore, even if theirs' are plastic.


 No.326684

>>326516

My guardsmen are almost all third party pieces, with the only GW stuff being the arms and some of the kit. Same goes for the vehicles.


 No.326950

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Morty


 No.326964

>>326950

Wow that counting apparatus thing (what are they called in English again?) looks pretty retarded. Yea yea, I know, tallyman of Nurgle whatever, still looks silly.

Morty is great at least, only complaint is they missed out on adding clouds and smoke from the censers, that could've made for some nice painting.

I managed to Ignore Nagash, and the Verminlord even before they killed WFB, and dodged both the Magnus and Bloodthirster bullets (really lucky considering how shitty those armies have become) but I guess the GW kikes finally gets some shekels out of me now.

Hopefully FW will make rules for the DP version of him soon as well.


 No.326983

>>326964

Abacus.

The Cataphractii terminator looks pretty sweet.


 No.326999

>>326950

Morty's rules better be in the fucking codex or else.

>>326964

>FW DP rules

When the fuck did they do this for anyone else?


 No.327180

Some edgelord hacked lexicanum

http://www.lexicanum.com/


 No.327181

>>327180

Sounds like similar motivation to our own April Fools' Autist.


 No.327183

>>327180

Pretty piano, though. Anyone recognize the piece?


 No.327257

File: 2ff22e3ee86211d⋯.jpg (45.11 KB, 600x620, 30:31, 99120101182_ETBIntercessor….jpg)

Lads, what with all the hairesy on these new guys?


 No.327292

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>>327257

>hairesy


 No.327322

Lads I'm making a lost and the damned army, my disciples are Beastmen Gors, what should my marauders be?

>>327257

Improved geneseed made them better in every way.


 No.327325

>>327322

Depends on what kind of marauders you want them to be. Stalkers, Murder Cultists, or Hereteks?


 No.327343

>>323969

Why didn't the emperor get more pskyers to commit ritualistic suicide in order to create more emperors? Hell, he could have just cloned himself and altered the fetus so that it becomes a female instead of a male and then procreate with that clone. He could have had an entire race of emperors! And since he is the perfect human he would have had no genetic errors, thus the problem of incest would be made mute


 No.327348

>>327343

Would you want another manmade god meddling in your careful plans for mankind? Would you trust them to think the same as you?


 No.327350

File: 3dad375e9937f99⋯.jpg (48.63 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 13438882_10153611513870759….jpg)

>>327343

Did you just tell the Emperor to go fuck himself ?


 No.327364

File: b12ab3ea216604c⋯.jpg (22.21 KB, 315x432, 35:48, Liber Excrutiatus.jpg)

>>327322

That depends on what god you chose and what >>327325 said. Could go 100% lazy and just use WFB Marauders with some Catachan bits.

>>327343

There weren't any left once Emp was born. If there were they probably died out long before any of them could figure out what happened to the rest. Also, why the fuck would he want to deal with a female version of himself? Human women can be awful and you can bet Emp had his share of "Holy shit, that chicks fucking crazy!" moments. To add to that, IF he made a female Emp, she'd probably cling to him since he'd be the only other living thing she could level with for, I dunno, the first 25,000 years of her life. Every waking moment would be spent listening to her complain about Him and everyone around them. Centuries of endless bitching and nit-picking. Once she figured out she wouldn't age, she'd dump Him and start living like a whore. Eventually, maybe after a few centuries, she might go back to the Emps since all her former boyfriends wound up dying from age. Even with a huge cash flow due to her constant gold-digging schemes, she wouldn't lend any to Emp and she'd brow-beat him further for even thinking of getting access to her money. At this point she wouldn't have any love for Him and only use him as an anchor for her continuous sprees throughout regular human society. Now, imagine being nagged for twenty-five THOUSAND YEARS! This is assuming she'd go fuck off else where during the Dark Age of Technology or got killed during the Age of Strife. If she didn't, then add another ten thousand or so years to that nagging. Now you know why he didn't and probably wouldn't make a female version of himself even if he could.


 No.327367

>>327364

I don't think the retard's theory called for /r9k/ spiel, anon. I snickered.


 No.327401

File: 53a32f2c93f2b8a⋯.jpg (456.56 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>327343

The psykers of his time were shamans. They were decisively a different breed than existed thereafter, and more or less died out when they chose to ressurect in one. Or at least their gene combo became exceedingly, beyond pariah, rare.

Henceforth, beginning at the middle of the dark age of technology, we have six strains of psycher potential. Astropaths of a subspecies, Sorcerors who can wield warp, plain old psychers who are warp, Nulls/Pariahs, sensei, and faith conduit saints. Of these only the Sensei would have relation to the Emperor's own version of shaman genes, and yet they're nulls.

A good comparison might be this. The Emperor is like a lone redwood. There used to be a forest, but it is gone. The conditions to seed a new one are not there, and his seeds keep getting eaten by varmints. Yes he is huge, yes it is possible to splice new trees off his roots, twenty in fact, but still the atmosphere, the warp, is not conducive to its thriving. The pines and oaks may be mighty, but they don't have the potential to reach redwood height.


 No.327413

>>327325

>>327364

Slaaneshi Hereteks is the most likely, maybe some Skitari style fellas?


 No.327424

>>327343

You cant clone a soul (the most important part of the emperor) in 40k, as we saw with abbadon and all of those failed macharius clones.


 No.327425

Oh boy.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/13/breaking-news-necromunda-returnsgw-homepage-post-1/

I hope it turns out to be ok and sucesfull, id like for them to release the arbites again.


 No.327426

>>327413

>>327425

Oh wow look at that, I know have good models for marauders


 No.327427


 No.327433

>>326999

Not yet, but they've already confirmed long ago that we'll get them for any applicable Primarch eventually.

>>327257

The GW kikes apparently can't think of anything better than selling the same exact marine units all over again in a bigger scale.

>>327425

More interested to see if they make terrain for it though, but mppk gangers certainly makes them a lot more interesting than they'd be otherwise.


 No.327482

File: 387c1abaf2270d8⋯.png (461.05 KB, 1079x777, 1079:777, Ash wate nomads.png)

>>327425

Holy shit they're actually bringing back Necromunda and SWA wasn't going to be the half-assed replacement! All I need now are muh Ash Waste Nomads and I'll be set


 No.327565

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My pick for the Emperor's piece, circa the Age of Terra. Got anything in mind for after?


 No.327583

>>327364

>why the fuck would he want to deal with a female version of himself?

To procreate with, in order to create a new race of superhumans.

>>327424

>You cant clone a soul

Yeah but, the idea was to make a female clone of himself to procreate with and make millions of offspring, have them put into the human population to breed with them and basically raise all of humanity to a near emperor-like state.

His clone might not have the same powers he does, but wouldn't his children at least have some level of his powers? And even if not, the emperor is a physically perfect human right? So having all of humanity be physically perfect would put humanity at a large advantage.


 No.327584

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 No.327585

>>327425

The only thing I'm worried about is price, the models look nice. Since it's for a squad-based game, I'm worried that the price will be jacked way up.


 No.327588

I have a question regarding to Imperial Guard structure, specifically with briefings.

Would it be irregular, or basically impossible, for an entire regiment to be briefed on the mission/deployment they are about to go on?

This happens in our actual modern day military, so I'm just curious if it is a possibility for a Commander to do this, or if it is against a certain obscure rule in the IIUP that I overlooked.


 No.327591

>>327588

It comes down to the regiment in question, such as its size and quality of training, as well as the nature of the mission. A bunch of underhive gang scum conscripts aren't liable to get told much more than "you're going here, to kill these fuckers", while something like the Elysians would probably get a detailed briefing.


 No.327594

>>327588

A big assembly of the entire regiment at the onset of a campaign where the broad strokes of the strategic situation and goals is discussed and the colonel has an opportunity to give a big rousing morale-building speech wouldn't be uncommon for more professional regiments, with packets of more detailed intel and orders being given to platoon leaders to carry out their own smaller briefings later


 No.327596

I was wondering, does the imperium practice eugenics. I know they try and prevent genetic pollution of humanity, but do they prevent weak humans from breeding and encourage strong ones to breed? I'd imaging space marine chapters would be in support of this, since they want the best candidates for the space marines.

Partially related: are the average humans (not abhumans) of the 41th millennium physically superior to current humans in any way?


 No.327597

File: e03c16fadef1cd7⋯.jpg (110.12 KB, 680x680, 1:1, a4b.jpg)


 No.327598

>>327482

The Good thing about SWA means that someone can just chuck their Orkz in with the Necromunda players


 No.327599

>>327596

Depends on the planet. As a rule, genetic manipulation using technology is strictly forbidden, so any active eugenics policies would be things like throwing the weak or infirm out into the wastes. Most places don't do this, though abandoned mutant children often form an underhive class once they grow up. Eugenics tends to happen naturally on certain planets, as the conditions are too inhospitable for the weak to survive anyway. The Imperium as a rule is most concerned with preventing mutation, as opposed to things like "being strong".


 No.327600


 No.327606

>>327588

Really depends on the regiment

As well as what said briefings would contain, with Catachan it wouldn't be so much about the enemy but what ever death world they are on, while I'd say your Elysians and probably your Krieg would get shit of detail matching Space Marine chapters


 No.327607

>>327585

Well Bloodbowl was cheap as shit


 No.327609

>>327583

You would still have problems because of the souls, the imperium tried to do that with both creed and lord solar macharius, both projects ended in disaster.

>>327596

40k average humans are supposed to be the same as us only dumber.

Think about a dark ages peasant with current day medicine and tech.

Also, im pretty sure the eugenics thing would change from planet to planet, space marines do it but only on their initiation circles.


 No.327614

>>327609

>>327596

>>327599 (checked)

I've gotten from it that humans in the 41st Millennium are all tougher and stronger than our current baseline, with little variations depending on location. It would explain why they've thrived across a hostile galaxy and why it's practicable to occasionally put motivated women in uniform. Don't know where you're getting "dumber" from.


 No.327616

>>327588

>>327594

>>327591

Solar Macharius briefed his entire army about how the campaign was gonna go in Angel of Fire. Just lined them all up in a field somewhere and talked to them with hololiths and a (very sophisticated) megaphone.


 No.327619

>>327616

Well, Solar Macharius was the best Warmaster the Imperium ever had, so it makes sense he would do stuff like that. You can't really hold him up as an example of standard Guard procedure.


 No.327625

File: 02b9bfa2f0aa929⋯.png (772.07 KB, 697x616, 697:616, horus sad.PNG)

>>327619

>Solar Macharius was the best Warmaster the Imperium ever had


 No.327671

>>327596

The Imperium doesn't practice eugenics. Because:

1. Genetics are an infraction against the divine Emperor.

2. Only the Emperor could do anything to improve humanity

3. the Imperium needs more people to do things like reloading a space cannon or holding the line.

4. Space Marine chapters don't do direct eugenics, since they recruit from worlds that either have no infrastructure thus only the physically strong, ie Cavemen, survive. Or the infrastructure is so vast you can't keep track of every single person so in the deep underhive only the physically fit/lucky/ruthless survive.

>>327625

Macharius was the best because he died a loyal servant of the Emperor, not like some bitch that got obliterated.


 No.327679

>>327614

> Don't know where you're getting "dumber" from.

Have you read any 40k books that deal with average civilians?

>>327625

The whole heresy destroyed his score.


 No.327682

>>327679

Uh huh. Ignorance does not mean stupidity.


 No.327707

>>327679

Nah the heresy was just the victory lap, he went back around and reconquered everything AGAIN


 No.327711

>>327707

Treachery does not count as winning.


 No.327712

>>327711

Tell that to all the people who've been stabbed in the back through out history


 No.327714

>>327712

And they all ended up in history as backstabbing bastards.

Macharius is space alexander the great, horus is satan.


 No.327783

Anyone got the latest chinaman catalogue? Thanks.


 No.327788

>>327783

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 No.327878

>>327671

>only the physically fit/lucky/ruthless survive.

That's Eugenics anon


 No.327933

>>327878

It's not intentional eugenics, it's just natural selection.


 No.327953

>>327933

It is eugenics when they keep violent underhive gangs around just so they can pressgang the strong survivors amongst them into IG regiments. Yes, there's a lot of incompetence in the Imperium, but there are smart people around too. Istvaanian Inquisitors would be a prime example of those who'd push eugenics like this.


 No.327956

>>327953

Take into account none of that is intentional, it just popped up and by the time the imperium noticed, they realize that it actually works out for them.


 No.327958

>>327956

It's certainly intentional in some cases, again, this is practically the whole MO of the Istvaanians.


 No.327971

Just for confirmation, because my last opponent refused to accept this: If you end up with Liturgy of the Electromancer for your Canticles, it effectively makes your entire army have a one inch aura effect that goes off once people enter that zone, yes? My opponent insisted that it only goes off at the beginning of the turn that Canticles is activated.

Also I know it sucks as a Canticle choice, I was rolling for things and that was my best option even with Cawl.


 No.327998

At what point after Horus' death did they start sacrificing psykers to the Emperor? Did any of the primarchs ever comment on the practice?


 No.328169

File: 9ed734aa3ad97bc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 578.61 KB, 628x780, 157:195, Loss.png)


 No.328177

File: b982dd2443bad11⋯.png (40.37 KB, 714x674, 357:337, Screenshot 2017-08-17 23.5….png)

Tried my hand at modelling stuff, inspired by the anon whose made so many of those Tabletop Simulator mods that I use so often. I can't for the life of me get it to import into TTS tho. It annoys me because I have other TTS models that are way more detailed and fancy than mine that work in it no problem.

Whatever, I'll texture it tomorrow and figure out what's up with importing it later.




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