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Happy Sanguinala to everybody, dear neckbeards. Or at least, it will be soon! In the name of the Adeptus Terra, I say that lets use this moment to be friendly between brothers, and lets just be comfy.

And to remember the great sacrifice that the great Sanguinius did in its famous last stand against the Arch-traitor, and so the great effort that their sons, the Blood Angels, do to prevent "Non-autorished accidents". So its important to make the population conscious of the grave problem that its the Red Thirts, and its consequences. And no, dear citizen, the Blood Angels doesnt have a "Black Rage" or worse thing, that Chaos propaganda, or just bad rumors by dumb people scared of them. To think otherwise is heresy, and it punishment is high!

Luckily, A new animated series starring the Blood Angels is being made now, so lets see if with this there will be more animated series & movies (That are good, and arent Ultramarine-Tier)

Lets start this new general thread!


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The teaser of Angels of Death , the Blood Angels animation that I mentioned in the OP. Any opinion about it?



It looks better than the Ultramarines movie and it has a Warlord in it, so I'll keep my interest up.


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Speaking of titans, fucking hell. I was close to preordering pic related, but somehow forgot about it. So I just headed over to the BL page and looked up the sample chapter...

>The First Huntress

>There was wind upon her skin.

>The breeze was a memory, but it felt real all the same. Life in the tank blurred the past into the present. What was and what had been existed in the same moment for her. Her life had become one long book to be browsed at will, so it did not seem so very strange to smell the animal scents of the mega-herds on the breeze, even though for over a century all she had smelled, tasted and felt was blood-warm amnion. At one and the same time Mohana Mankata Vi was entrapped in the skull of Luxor Invictoria, and she was astride her mount, Hamaj, and she was a sleeping child. She was telling the story of the day the Legio was born to a class of her daughters on Tigris. She was young. She was old.

FUCK THIS. I just want to pop a beer, scratch my balls and read about giant gothic mechs shooting each other up, to enjoy one of the few remaining western franchises not completely pozzed to hell. But nope, can't have that. Here, have some shitskin woman in a Titan reminiscing about the day she shewed everyone what a stronk independent womyn she is by winning a race against knights on a horse.

This book is supposed to be about the greatest titan battle in the history of the imperium, and THIS is how this faggot author decide to open it up. Please excuse me while I wash this bad taste out of my mouth with some 80s mecha anime. Or bleach, that would do the trick.



Go look at the types of people they are hiring post Kerby GW. Its nothing but fucking diversity hires who hold zero connection to the 40k universe. It is being pushed so fucking hard.


So... Wrath and Glory anyone?

Have some free rules:


I've played it in a oneshot, and it's fun. Lacks material, right now you can pretty much just play the most baseline characters of the Imperium, plus maybe an Ork or an Eldar. It's good, just needs more material for it to be really, really fun.

Gameplay is organized into Tiers 1-5, which just deteriermines starting point investment for characters, and a flat bonus that is added to most things. Rank 1 is basically Only War, Tiers 2-3 is Dark Heresy, while Tier 3-4 is more like Deathwatch.

System uses d6 dicepool system. You roll Stat + Skill number of dice, which, at tier 3, usually comes out to be 8-9 dice for your best skills. 4 and 5 on the dice are +1 Success, 6 is +2 and can be shifted in combat. You total successes trying to hit a Target number for difficulty, attackers winning ties. You have one off-color d6 you always roll as part of your total number of dice(if you're rolling 6 dice, then that's 1 red dice, and 5 blue). If the red dice rolls a 1 or a 6, they count as a narrative bonus or complication, or in combat they can confirm critical hits on a 6.

Combat is fairly simple. Move Action, Action, plus free actions, with various abilities being able to modify which actions can be classified as such. You roll a combat skill, see if you get enough successes against your opponent's Defense. Then you roll damage. any 6's leftover after you succeed on a hit are shifted, which means you roll that many d6 in addition to your weapon's damage. This is usually a flat number, plus a d6. For example, a Bolter Rifle is 10+1 Extra Dice. This number is subtracted from the Armor Stat, and anything leftover does damage to your opponent. Weapons also have traits such as Armor Piercing, etc, that modify their damage and crits.

Overall feels like a pretty good representation of 40k in RPG format without being excessively complex, or too sparse. Just needs more character options, and more material for GMs to use.


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>so how many generators would we need to write a WH40k novel ... randomly


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Can't have that, random means it might come out WITHOUT enrichment!.

Also, looking through the other books, Warlord and Gates of the Devourer also has a female princeps as the MC, while Titanicus, the Titan comic and Imperator seems to be normal. Are there any other books explicitly about Titans?


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Do you have a favorite Space Marine First Foundation chapter or a list of preference? In my case when about loyalist, its hard to say a favorite, and this can change, although now I can say im between Raven Guard, Space Wolfs, Blood Angels as first, with either Imperial Fists & Ultramarines as second or also very well liked; Least liked or interested is between Iron Hands & Salamanders. I like Space Marine armies to be fast deployed, heavy hitting, and always ready for melee (Not precisely exclusive), so thats why im between said three armies: Raven Guard can be too stealthy for my tastes, but I love style, tactics & beakies; Blood Angels are gods at Drop deployment, fast assault, and have Death Companies; While Space Wolves are a more simple but still awesome army with good aesthetics.

Imperial Fist is more different and more defensive & vanilla, but thats why I like them too, because when not at the offensive good to have a more normal & shooty faction. Ultramarines, memes aside,I like them, it just that its annoying to see them every time, that is true.

About traitor chapters, its hard for me to say about favorites, maybe I can say that World Eater are the one I have least interest, but hard to say a favorite one.

Well, what about you, anons?



I love the Black Templars but cannot stand painting fucking black armor as it is nothing but retarded ass edge hightlighing. The Salamanders just have a derpy color scheme to me, it will never look cool in my eyes even though I love the lore.

I was thinking about painting my Primaris to be Flesh Tearers however the lore prevents me from doing so. Plus the colors are not well suited to tanks.


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Stop drunkposting OP.



Headcanon time. Besides the 3 new organs primaris marines are just a throwback to great crusade/heresy era space marines. Marines have been getting smaller and weaker over the millennia due to degradation of the DNA in their gene seeds. Primaris marines are larger and stronger because their gene seeds are more pure and 30k marines were also larger than 40k marines



Top five is probably

1. Dark Angels

2. Iron Warriors

3. Blood Angels

4. Thousand Sons

5. White Scars

1,3,& 4 are based on lore. 2 & 5 are based on enjoyment playing them on the tabletop



Lamenters have always been my favorite. Fuck that checkerboard



Iron Warriors are my favourite out of them all, if I had to pick a favourite loyalist chapter I'd probably lean towards Dark Angels



How come the original Traitors from the Horus Heresy are the same size as regular marines then?



Slaanesh likes small boys.

We don't talk about it.



I thought Slaanesh liked




No, no, that's Tim Curry, but I see how you made the mistake.


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Its got a new name now.


Night Lords, loved them since 3rd Ed. Revilers, same. Raven Guard, eh.



Imperial fists>raven guard>ultramarines>thousand sons (pre-heresy) for me.



Iron Warriors for the paint scheme, Alpha Legion for the tactics, Woofs and Sallies for being nice to people.



I thought they were usually bigger?

IIRC in most of the writings contemporary marines were described as being 7'0"-7'6" with some odd balls being taller. In the Horus heresy novels we regularly see marines that are 8 foot or taller. I remember some author joked that marines seem to keep getting bigger, probably just BL authors trying to one up each other. If I was in charge of writing a codex I'd do a necron tier retcon and just say that the primaris marines are just genetically pure marines with some new equipment.



Explain how Kharn, Typhus, and the various other pre-heresy Chaos Marines are the same size as Tacticals then. Abaddon was supposed to be massive for a Marine.



Got me there.


Who are the dork gods of chaos?


>One friend got me a telemon dreadnought while another got me an achillus dreadnought for christmas.

>Both are russian recasts, but it is still nice to have them.

Anyone know a good color scheme for custodes? I was thinking of so far having them colored black with gold shoulders and red plumage/cloth. Would blue plumage/cloth look better for that you think?



I paint mine like a aged bronze and I find purple goes nice with it.





The switch to realscale is going to get weirder and weirder and at some point they're going to have to stop excusing it with 'lore'; the newest Eldrad figure is damn near a third bigger than a typical Eldar guardian measured head to foot.



it's the hot new meme from reddit. dork sounds like dark, gettit?



>Eldrad stops being a dick

>Now he's a BIG DICK


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I just saw this video recently, and the guy explains that, although Primaris Marines are a good concept, they are placed wrong & badly in the game/setting. And he thinks that the Primaris Space Marines should have been a Chaos thing from the beginning.

After all, The ones who have been interested into making new/better soldier, more than Space marines, have always been guys like Fabius Bile, Honsou, and other Chaos guys.

So shouldnt the Primaris Marines be a new weapon fitting to be released for the 13th Black Crusade? While the Imperium just have Guilliman back, and maybe new tech from Belisarius Cawl, Chaos, besides a successful Black Crusade, would start having a way to replace its forces (With better ones!) in a steady way; With only whatever Primaris renegades, or Primaris gene-seed stolen from Chaos, as Primaris Loyalist for the Imperium.

Hell, precisely Primaris Marines would be really fitting for Iron Warriors (and other non-Chaos heavy traitor legions). Imagine a horde of Iron Giants with huge guns, and imparable. Would be good to have something not too mutated or Warped in the Chaos faction instead of Chaos-specific stuff, and daemons.

Any toughs?



I usually just go with most people and say that Primaris Marines are really just what Spess Mehrines were like back in the day, with a purer gene-seed stock. Millenia of DNA atrophy slowly reduced marines to their current state, and Guilliman provided the necessary material to revitalize that stock.



That'd be neat, but the imperium would have to be pretty desparate to try reverse engineering something by the forces of chaos. Like the fall of Cadia to a legion of primaris chaos marines in the 13th black crusade.



Primaris are just an update for regular marine models.

However, the space marines are the foundation of GW's business: if they change them in any major way it could be catastrophic for them. So instead what they did was they released a "new" type of space marines, Primaris, in order to test the waters/get people used to the idea of new truescale power armour.

What I hope is that they retcon Primaris stuff entirely in the future, because it's gay, and just pretend that the models are normal space marines and space marines were always like that.

Power armour has always looked goofy, Terminator armour even more so, in terms of how the guy is supposed to fit inside it and how he's expected to move around with the giant shoulder pads and backpack getting in the way. It's about time they were updated. I hope they do Terminators too.


I got some regular custodes guard, and I was wondering how many I should make into either spear users or storm shield guys. I was thinking making four shield users and six spear users.



Still waiting on that Inquisitor movie.



Inquisitor movie was canned, instead he is doing some good looking but bland and uninteresing series about strong womyn & generic sci-fy FPS soldiers.



GW dumped it because not enough Space Marines

Instead we're getting something about Blood Angels



What? Really? I need source for that, because I cant believe that a movie that would have Inquisitors and GREY KNIGHTS (you know, superior psiquick astartes!) Would be cancelled because it had to have a bunch of normal space marines!


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But its already out anon.

Shit-posting aside; I always read about how "most" groups have made their own Inquisitor/Necromunda hybrid of a 4k game, yet I have never seen such a thing. Tell me, what would a Narrative focused 40k be like? I'm not talking about advancing the story line or shit like that, but like a typical rpg. Like having your independent models gain xp and you keep track of their injuries. Or if squads would level up and actually reflect their status as veterns? Of course all of this wouldn't just be a single game you could crank-out in an afternoon, more like a campaign. Except you could take your army from one group/session and have it fight another army from a different session/group.





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Do you think Khorne worshippers prefer sex with a woman during their period?


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Does "as long as the blood flows" only apply to blood from injuries, or just anything that makes blood flow? Does donating blood count as worshiping Khorne?



>Does donating blood count as worshiping Khorne?

As long as it's not your own blood.



Probably, unless you're HIV positive, then its Nurgle worship


>Bang whore - Pleases Slaanesh

>Get blood test - Pleases Khorne


>Why did I do this ? - Pleases Tzeentch

Instant Daemon Prince



I recall a short story where a Khorne berserker saw Kharn coming towards him and let Kharn cut his head rather than fight back, because he knew that his blood and skull would go to Khorne. I think as long blood flows, Khorne's happy, though he prefers some methods more than others.


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My first Chaos marine is now painted. I got my color scheme perfected so I'll be finishing up my other marines.


Maybe vidya related, but I want to try Chapter Master, but for starters, im not sure I installed it well, because I cant see the marine when choosing the heraldry/colors for a custom Chapter, although everything else works well. Also, where/how I can put more icons/images to amplify the options available?


Im hyped for the finale.



What's the significance behind the white arm?


Over the course of the holidays I some how got 4 helverins added to my knight castellan. I'm a chaos player and want to put these expensive models to use so I was thinking of finishing off the list with 2 knight gallant. I don't want to add more than 4 armigers and I would appreciate any ideas for a chaos knight house list.


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It's more of a tan really, but I want something grounded in where they are from. All three colors of their armor represent something of their Fortress world. The tan is the same color as the ramparts and fortresses, the light blue the unpolluted sky (Industry is deep underground), and the dark purple the banners that hang everywhere made from local silk. The banners are similar to what the Nazi's did, but much, much larger in scale.



>remove moldlines

>drill your barrels

>take more time/care doing your edge highlighting

>use washes

>take the time to neaten any mistakes

>white dot with glaze for easy eyes

>drybrush selectively



You know. Now that I think about it, is there any homebrewed IG,Space Marine or Tempestus army based in either Third Reich, or any fascistic european army/nation? Like a Tempestus Scion bassen in the Waffen SS or a Space Marine chapter based in the Thule Order, or an IG regiment based in the Romanian Iron Guard. There are a lot of X thing..IN SPESSH! in 40K, but cant se anything similar. Its just not being redpilled, is that I cant find anything like that.



The absolute closest that I can think of is maybe the Steel Legion, and even then I think they're just based on the army, rather than the nation itself.



>remove moldlines

I have no idea why this model wasn't scraped and sanded like the others. I chose it for my first marine paintjob for a reason.

>drill your barrels

I'd rather not drill to be honest.

>take more time/care doing your edge highlighting

Yeah I realized that one, but for my first one I am more than happy.

>use washes

I did.

>take the time to neaten any mistakes

I spent so much time and paint on this model already.

>white dot with glaze for easy eyes

I had to redo the front of the face after I tried making the eyes. I need a thinner brush. I also tried Blood for the Blood god, but that didn't work out as well as I wanted.

>drybrush selectively

Death to drybrush! Long live layer painted lines!



Uh Blood for the Blood God is the technical effect, not really that red glaze which happens to be Bloodletter. Please tell me that that's just a typo on your part


Just Steel Legion, they're as close as you get. Although it wouldn't be out of place to homebrew some cross between the dkok and steel legion.


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I remember a guy posted a (well-painted) marine army on warseer painted in wehrmacht colours with SS imagery. can't remember if it had swastikas. i didn't save it. i distinctly remember a dreadnought.

the community shat themselves and nagged the mods into banning the guy. was unfortunate.




I kind of want to make a Gonzo Imperium Army based entirely on bosses and enemies from Wolfenstein 3D.


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This was all I could find. Funny thing though is I remember when the first pic was posted the guy got blasted for being a "Nazi," despite not having a swastika.


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Trisdekanon here with yet another weird little side project.

THE HERETICAL MUSEUM OF V.A. BEAU is an armoury book about dumb weeb shit, specifically weapon and equipment rules for weapons and equipment from a variety of manga, anime and Jap video games.

So far all version 0.1 has is equipment from Bloodborne, Re:Creators and RWBY, but it will hopefully grow to include so, so much more. So if you want almost 50 different weapons with a flimsy framing narrative holding them all together...




yeah that's the one. I hope the pics of the rest of his army are out there somewhere.


Open day at Warhammer World, heading down later to drink in that neckbeard musk. How many people panic buying the start collecting boxes before the price hike are going to be there you reckon?


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Load of new models being announced/shown



I'm actually liking the new cult models, particularly the bikers and that leader chick. It gives me some hope for the future. Not entirely sure how I feel about the ambots, they almost feel like they come from a different game.


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Went to WHW, shit was packed more than its ever been and boy was shit active. actual game devs and painting tutors walking around giving tips, hosting things about how to make dioramas and a nice number of exclusive items and sales. Got me the one day only nighthaunt (yeah its AoS but it was cooler than a fucking primaris blueberry fuck you) along with a new box for some nighthaunt units £10 off so £15 for whats 4 £10 boxes and a mat along with a new shark for my deepkin which apparently are super strong in AoS right now?

Sad part was talking to designers and asked about battlefleet gothic and was told "to start that over from scratch we would basically have to stop all over specialist titles for 2 years so its not in the works" but he also said "now in terms of specialist games maybe a great city from the old world vanished and thousands of years later its followed the worlds core and will appear in the realm of twilight" so cheeky cunt is saying mordheim wasn't destroyed but got lost in time and space and now its coming back. Probably when shadespire exlodes.




Masterful. We need more asshole mechanicus, not every one is a sinister techno mage. Some are just transhuman engineer dirtbags.



>Bad-ass robots for Necro only.



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This guy is metal as fuck tbh


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>Black Legion

>Not Word Bearers

One fucking job. Also it looks like they're trying to get some use out of SW:A by re-using its terrain.



That could just be the paint scheme. He might be a new unit, instead of just a special character.


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From the Community article, p sure he's special character.




>eye of horus on his leg

>been teasing an Abaddon plastic kit redesign

o-oh boy here we go.




Guess it's the Black Legion's time to shine after all the love the Death Guard got. Do you think they're going to go through and give attention to the other legions, or are they going to be ignored like usual?



Well they confirmed that the Slaanesh in AoS and 40k is the same entity and he/she/it is breaking out soon and thats why there are new demons coming out. With the Noise Marine showing up i imagine thousands sons will be left on the back burner with khorne this year.



TS are done, EC & WE should be good (now GW has decided it's willing to release Slaanesh models again), but I wouldn't hold your breath for the others.



The Khorne Berzerker kit is almost old enough to legally drink, and it's not the only one. There are a ton of kits that GW should probably update, and they just keep putting it off.



Yeah, since they replaced the old ork vehicles that's probably the kit that needs an update the worst.



Fuck Khorne. Yes i said it. They are the most overplayed fucking thing. They are angry beserkers that worship bloodshed. Its fucking done. They are slightly more lame than Black Legion, the nega Blueberries.

Its time for degenerate gimp marines to shine!



Not that I don't want new EC too, but, ah

>most overplayed thing

>models last updated in 1957



>Its time for degenerate gimp marines to shine!

I do think the same. Too bad that GW only thinks of Slanessh stuff as just putting boobs, and being half-naked to a faction, instead of being more than that. Slanessh and Tzeench being gods of degenerancy, pure Chaos, complot, and distruption, should be the highest & more dangerous Chaos Gods to mankind. But instead we had Khorne mania in the early period of the game, and now Nurgle is Games Workshop Chaos Star.



khorne has been pushed in AoS as much as sigmarines like they want them to be fantasy black legion when slaves to darkness exists. If you play both Khorne and Nurgle rule the roost.

thank fuck Da Bad Moon is being confirmed a minor chaos god or something and shits getting more varied.



How is tzeencht degenerate?



the patron god of transvestites?



That's still Slaanesh though. Tzeentch is the god of putting your nose where it doesn't belong and stirring up revolutions.


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>who needs a revolution




>implying degenerates aren't the things people are revolting against



>thinking that Conservatives need to revolt.



All I want is a plastic Obliterater kit, if GW only throws the Iron Warriors one bone, let it be that.

If they throw us two then Daemon Perturabo would be pretty sweet, but that's never going to happen



>thinking that you need to be conservative to hate degenerates


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I'd kill for stuff for the other legions, but I don't think that's going to happen any time soon. If they release Angron and Fulgrim along with codex EC and WE, then we might see more. Waht I want though is for CSM to get 95% of what they could get/use in HH just to compete with the Primaris shit




I mean, that would actually make sense. The Imperium gets Space Marines 2.0, the Traitor Legions get Heresy-era equipment, and maybe some new stuff from the Dark Mechanicus.



what if you're revolting against a degenerate order? degenerates don't have a monopoly on the concept of revolution.




>doing anything worthwhile, ever

gee I love those tax cuts


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Warhammer 40K fan animation "Astartes" PART THREE is out. And its fucking glorious, truly worth of the Emperor grace


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How the fuck this looks so fucking good?


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>weeb shit book

>started with garbage like fucking Bloodborn and RWBY

>Not Legend of Galactic Heroes

>Not Zeon

Nigger you had one job.

still good work though, I look forward to testing it


Based. I need my glam rock/disgusting freak marines


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No, but I'm thinking it's a typo for a tutorial I read.


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Surrender and give the eldar the dong.


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reminds me of the ABC Warrior from Judge Dredd.


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His name is Hammerstein, he tends to be the butt of every joke because Pat Mills hates people with sense of justice and patriotism



I'm a fucking degenerate so Emperor's Children all the way, Black Templars for loyalists.


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Here's a new version of WEEABOO 40KAN' MAGIC, AKA The Heretical Museum of V.A. Beau, now upgraded with weapons from Monster Hunter, Hyperdimension Neptunia and Outlaw Star. Enjoy!




Aren't most of their small arms basically just autoguns and stubbers anyways? I'm steering away from doing a mecha book because this is supposed to be a fun, easy side project and I don't want to get bogged down in designing new systems for giant robots.


If you can find me more detailed technical info on the weapons and power armour used in-universe then sign me the fuck up.

thanks! it's been fun to write so far.


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There so much more you could add, sooo much more! I don't want to shove a bunch of stuff in your face and then expect you to makes rules for everything


The weeb level in this thread is getting dangerously heretical.



Well, I have the Buster Sword, Guts' Greatsword and 3D Maneuver Gear already in the works. So what else you got?


Please forgive me.



Hell if I wanted to weeb it up (aside from adding stuff from mecha or space opera anime), i'd do something silly like make the imperial navy ships into girls. Hell, 40k kancolle sounds kinda fun.


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My favorites.

>Alpha Legion

Only space marines that know what to do with space marines.

>Legion of the Damned

Beats every chapter in terms of heroism. Burning in the warp and still serve.

>White Scars



What is everyone working on right now? I found a land raider at a local flee market missing its heavy bolter turret and the treads. I managed to make a heavy bolter tripod out of some square bits and a defiler heavy bolter side arm, and then I covered it up with some armor bits on the front. The treads I replaced with some cut tape measure and some rhino tread bits over that, and it looks ok. I still need to paint over it to truly see how it would look, but it is hard to beat something like this for only 18 dollars.



70+ manlet marines (and transports), IF supremacy force, bunch of other primaris, one of each assassin and a living saint.



Converting 20 nobz to have both kustom shootas and either big choppas or power stabbas



I'm converting a gal vorbak into argel tal and trying to figure out what to free hand on my renegade knights.


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Really, GW? I mean, is even the funko shit still popular, I dont care much about normalfag shit, so not sure if this plastic shit still sells like cocaine for the NPCs.




Fuck. Maybe they're going to bait us and announce Nendoroids instead? Please? Please?


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Painting, and a Javelin Attack Speeder. I still haven't gotten the base coat on my dreadclaws and then I still have to base everything. Meanwhile all the gun arms for my dread are fucked because I put the magnet in the wrong way.


The only space I'm gonna make on my shelf is for a nice plate where my scattered brains will land after I blow them out of my head.



Trying not to buy more recasts until I at least assemble what I have. Painting my CSM, which is going slowly due to procrastination and bad lighting. Assembling models. Began thinking of a campaign based around my renegade chapter.


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>Thought it was armor similar to pic related from the thumbnail

>Turns out to be an heretical abomination

What brings normalfaggots to funko anyway? Specially in a case where the miniatures are already better looking and dare I say it cuter then anything funko/funko-like shit could ever be.



I still don't understand the point of funkoshit. They look pretty bad and bland, yet people still buy tge damn things up.

I have some friends that have a collection of them. They only took one or two out of the boxes and keep the rest inside. I showed them some of the figurines I got and they liked the details of those. Hell, they could get a decent figure if they chose not to buy a few boxes of funko.


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It bears repeating, that if one has failed one's ancestors and the very calling of nature, and you find yourself in a situation wherein all your means are freely available to squander on plastic effigies instead of securing the future of your bloodline, you can at least do so with a modicum of style.

Why declare to all audience that you are a mindless NPC with your shelves full of soulless, debased funko-pops, that you have no sense of beauty or appreciation of art and exist solely to throw your resources at whatever trinkets our spiritual enemies cobble up for whichever Hollywood abomination is in vogue at the time?

I struggle to even conceptualise the mind of one that would willingly do so when instead they could drop 20k yen on a top quality 1/7 waifu figure and show everyone their deep and principled understanding of the metaphysical ideals of æstethics. I am increasingly forced to believe that such people, if one can even call them by such a lofty term, indeed have no real mind of their own, being mere husks and ontological nonentities without any sort of anima to tether them to the world of ideals, whether chthonic or solar.

Truly, if it ever becomes known to me that any of my acquaintances own but a single funko, I will have to insist they perform a ritual cleansing before stepping as much as a toe into my temple of æstethic indulgence. That is, if I would even allow them in at all.

I propose that we strive to catalogue each and every one that ever willingly purchase a funko, so that they and their descendants can be marked for culling or peasant serfdom when the Autistocracy finally ascends to restore the balance to this horrendous world.



>when instead they could drop 20k yen on a top quality 1/7 waifu figure

Because that becomes an awful slippery slope.

t. buyf/a/g with 100+ figures



Figurines, particularly the ones in the 25-35 mm range, are too small to be easily seen on a shelf. The funkopop things are much larger, usually more colorful without having to sit down and paint them, and signal nerdhood with minimal effort. Put yourself in the shoes of the shallow Funkopop purchaser for a moment and imagine trying to show your friends that you're geekchic with a handpainted IG army worth a thousand points. Now imagine how much easier it would be if you tried it with six or seven different Deadpools, two Reys, and a couple of Harry Potter themed lumps of silicon/plastic/whatever that crap is.

I used to call it peacocking, before I realized how accurate it is to the phenomenon. Some people actually do try to use this sort of thing to attract the opposite sex.






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maybe they're just bringing these guys back right?


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The best case scenario is, yeah they're coming back. Worst case, and probably the most likely case, is a funkopop marine.


I am running a black crusade game, and one character is very close to becoming a daemon prince. For his main mission to reach princedom, he wants to get into the black library and steal something.

How realistic would this be? Should it be a very small section that he encounters?



Not really possible, his character would have to be on par with Ahriman if not greater to pull that off.



I kind of figured. His infamy is over 100, so he has a good amount of pull and resources. Almost enough to rival some of the named chaos champions. He is nowhere near a great combat character. He is a complete social Slanaash guy, so I don' think it would work either. We do have a level 10 psyker on the team, but he has little characteristic advancements.

I'll suggest destroying a minor craftworld instead.


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>Slanaash champion

>in the black library

the sheer amount of hatred that the eldar and Ahriman would have for that character would be world-shattering.



It goes even beyond that since he also fucked with harlequins, Grey knights, some space marine chapters, and even custodes near the end of this campaign. He has stacked so many good bonuses to every social check that it gets either funny or aggravatingly broken at times.

He likens himself to a playwriter who loves tragedies and irony more than anything else. He tried to criticize a death jester on how to act before. He managed to lie and convince a decent number of marines that their captain was a traitor and the source of the chaos incursion with such a convincing tale they got inspired by him. He is a mortal too. He got up on a perch somewhere to hide and drink wine while it happened and then backstabbed the survivors to sacrifice them to summon a keeper of secrets.



Sounds cool as fuck



If you have 100+ high quality waifu figures, you might be a hopeless weeb that will never procreate, but you also have a objectively impressive collection of art that show off your wealth. If you have 100+ Funko pops, you-re just a bugan with no taste.


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The sound is even better

>The echo from that bolter being fired down a narrow hallway



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She was laughing as her mind was subsumed into the Titan's.

Esha snapped back into her body. The power of the Machine-God slammed into her. She arched her back and cried out with pleasure that edged into pain. Notification chimes sang joyfully all over the cockpit. 'Domine has woken!' shouted Mephani Ohana, possessed by the machine's eagerness to fight. 'We're ready!' 'A little more respect - use the correct cant,' said someone. The tone was snappy, like Yeha. But it didn't sound like her, and the words were slurred. Esha, in her new state of ecstasy, could not tell who had spoken.


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Esha's back relaxed. She sank into her chair with a groan. Domine Ex Venari shared her pleasure; metal squealed as the Titan shifted in the restraints of its maintenance cradle.


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Esha's body glowed with the ecstasy of holy union.



>Only space marines that know what to do with space marines

Alpha legionaries were unironically the best Astartes. They were the assassinorum before the assassinorum. There are several instances of single Alpha legionnaires going John Wick on entire squads of marines. Fuck the space corgis, the Alpha Legion were the real executioners.


So what the fuck do meltaguns fire? Microwaves or some shit?



They fire melta.




There seems to be conflicting accounts as to whether they're loud or quiet, and I'm not sure what exactly a heat beam weapon does differently to a laser. Lasers in 40k are weak, if they're smaller than a Lascannon.



Lasers are only weak compared to shit like .50 cal machine guns, a lasgun is still powerful enough to blow a dudes arm off or disembowel them.



They shoot "Promethium," which is a ultra-hot gas. They go *FWOOSHHHHHHHH* But instead of regular fire, its fucking lava.


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I had my first real battle with my Chaos marines today and lost. I think 2 things lost me the battle: I fielded too many big models and spent too much time shooting the dreadnought.

Battle started with me advancing forward with my maulerfiend and cultists. I moved my hellwright and decimator into position behind the building. My Chaos marines stood in the trench and my forgefiend moved up a tiny bit. I used my Decimator and Hellwright to kill 3 scouts with snipers on the building as I was afraid of them picking off my HQ right away. My forgefiend shot at the dreadnought. Opponent raped my maulerfiend AND my cultists his first turn. He moved up with his tacticals and the dreadnought came up behind them. Spent the next turn shooting at his dreadnought, did jack shit. CSM shoot one of the tactical squads and brings it down to only the Sargent. Sargent charged and punched my decimator to death. Other tactical team melta'd my hellwright into dust and raped my CSM. Called it when I only had my forgefiend left. He lost a tactical squad and a scout squad.

What can I do to be better?



The main problem is that you focused on the dreadnought and moved your guys a little to aggressively first turn. What type of dreadnought was it? They can be huge and cheap distractions Having a lot of vehicles is ok if you mix in both anti-vehicle and anti-horde options. Having all vehicles is not a complete meta strategy though except for certain lists or factions. Examples being ork walker lists being fun and decent alongside tank companies.

Using the fire power you did to take down snipers also may have been a bad move since it could have taken down those special weapon squads, as those get very dangerous. If you are worried about your hq, you can put him in a transport.



It was a venerable dreadnought with twin lascannons.

My forgefiend had the Heavy 4 hades autocannons and my decimater had Heavy 4 Butcher cannon and Assault 5 storm laser. I think either of them could be used to take out infantry if needed. I was really hoping my maulerfiend and cultists would have done the job though.



It is good you focused on the dreadnought then, as that is something worth focusing on with a list like yours. You might have had a better time with at least a lascannon or multi-melta thrown in for good measure. You might have wanted to focus on the tactical squads first before the snipers still, especially if the ones with melta guns got that close to you.




Forgot to add, but maulerfiends are better off killing bigger stuff than tactical squads.


So, I'm thinking of getting into 40k, and more specifically into Orks, and realize I'm probably going to need to buy a lot of models. Where do I start as far as looking into pricing, what kind of units I want to buy in bulk, what ones I want to buy so I can Kitbash, etc?

Not sure where I want to start as far as building an Army. I know I want to be able to take down Girlyman if anyone runs him, and maybe I'd like to run Ghazghull if I can afford his point cost.

I suppose what I want most is a good generalized army that will give any army I'm likely to face at 1000-2000 pts at least a good challenge and is able to mostly adapt to any situation they're thrown at if I choose the right strats or Kultures.



Ebay is your best friend. Ghazghull is an ok model, but his point cost is massive for what he himself can do. Bikes are terrible for orks this edition, and that is a shame since I used to run a lot of them, but the Defftrike is actually a decent model if you run a vehicle or stormboy heavy army.

Stormboys are pretty good this edition. and kommandos are a decent pick as well if a little fragile from morale. If you do take kommandos, remember to take the index specials weapon options. Having a few kan squads is always nice since it is east to underestimate their shooting and even their melee. Deff dreads make great distraction carnifexes this time around. Battlewagons are only there to hold your lootas, tankbustas, nobz, and flashgits. The only thing really worth taking with them is a deffrolla and four big shootas.

For other choices, the only planes worth taking are dakkjets and those bik mek jets are worht taking. For buggies, the best option right now are the scrapjets. The shokkjumps are also ok, but every other new buggy choice is worthless. The old index rokket buggies, big shoota buggies, and skorcha buggies are ok as distractions and are decently cheap. Big guns and gretchin squads are solid this time around, but don't keep havign a ton of them when you can have some more boyz.


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Thanks. Ghazzy isn't a hard point, so I think I'll drop him in favor of having some unique Warbosses and Big Meks, though I'm not too big a fan of the Mega Armour variant, Orks already look Bulky enough as is. Same problem with Ghazzy.

Actually, for my main unit, I'm probably going to look for something with less armor. I like the idea of a musclebound Ork with a Powerklaw, and no upper Armor similar to pics, except standing straight up in contrast to being hunched like most Orks.



Megabosses are only able to be used with the index sadly, but they are not the greatest thing this edition since you can get so many cheapass warbosses with big choppas. Having a lot of detachments is a good thing, so keep that in mind.

What klan do you want? All of them have upsides and are worth considering. The best part about orks is that kitbashing, so do that if you think you can. I have an eldar tank and some old toy all converted to be battlwagons. I also have a hellbrute turned into a deffdread, and I have a heldrake I turned into some biker ork driving a meked up daemon engine I treat as a wazbom.

I forgot to mention, but both morkanauts and gorkanauts are pretty good this edition and worth considering.



If you want a fun ork conversion idea, you could do what someone did at my local game store. He took the boss from the defftrike kit and turned it into Gitshiro, a master of the ork martial art Orkydo killakan.



I'm probably going to do a custom Klan name, really try and make /mydudes/ out of this army, but Blood Axes and Death Skulls seem to be the two I want most. Orks are mostly Melee focused, so TAKTIKS seems good for approach, while Lucky Blue Gitz seems to be almost as useful, but more versatile, and Dis is Ours! Zog Off! seems vital if I join the Campaign my FLGS is starting, though that depends on the type of match played.



Both of those are great. If your doing a more walker heavy army, than Deathskullz are essential. Blood axes are also great as well if you have a slightly more shooty army but still want some melee benefits.




It was a 750 point game so I didn't have much wiggle room for adding in another big gun. I'd have to sacrifice my cultists for a helbrute with a multimelta, but then I would be left with only large models. Plus my cultists are the only models I have painted so far.

I've found the lasher tendrils do nice against infantry most of the time.


Big Meks in MA, grots, runtherds, grot tanks, grot mega tanks, and killa kans. All you need to have superior firepower and meatshields to protect them.



Eh, it's campy and fun, but I think I want a more classic Orks Army, with something unique, but not too much a reference to something or too much a joke.


I was mostly thinking that I would try and create a Green Tide army, where the principle power is a large number of models per unit, and the main focus for other units is to have Auras or Psyker abilities like Warpath to boost each unit into a huge hordeforce, so the end result is having a bunch of Boyz use every +1 and Re-roll they're granted to curbstomp whatever I target them with.



With that idea you might want to go goffs or deathskulls. Those re-rolls can only be used one per unit though, so keep that in mind. Another good choice for footslogging and also using weirdboyz is Evil Suns. Evil Sunz are great on making charges after teleports and those extra movement benefits alongside assault weapons being usable is great.



How reliably do I get Da Jump without getting Perils of the Warp? I can see the math, but how does it work at the table in practice?



Pretty reliably, I used it all the time to get Nobz within krumpin range. Just keep the weirdboy alongside some boyz to get a bonus, but not too many boyz.



You sound like me, except my downfall was being stuck as attacker with my mostly gunline specked Iron Warriors. That and I went up against a guy who brought Marines and Knights against me, who's heaviest models are two Predators, a Maulerfiend, and a Las/Missile Helbrute. I guess it was just my luck, though trying to footslog my Marines up the field also wasnt a good idea. I've been collecting some Slaanesh daemons to act as vanguard, tying up the enemy while my CSM walk up the field. Though if that fails i'll probably have to invest in some Rhinos.



I've done it /tg/! I've defeated the pain glove sadists with my Chaos marines. Basically the same map as before but with more ruins instead of trees. I used the same units as before, but kept my cultists and maulerfiend off to the right behind the tall building. Maulerfiend took out 2 squads of 5 intercessors and a Primaris captain in gravis. Cultists got caught off guard by a Reiver squad jumping in behind them. Used Tide of Traitors and popped them in behind what was left of the enemy forces hiding in the ruins where the top left tree was. Thanks to Tide of Traitors the only model in my dead pile was a marine that got hit by a lucky shot.

I found out one thing I was doing wrong yesterday. I was only shooting one hades autocannon on my forgefiend. I feel retarded.



>Only shooting one.

Don't feel too bad. I kept ignoring twin lascannons have two shots for a good while now up until a couple weeks ago.


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Bottom right hand corner, convince me that isnt going to be a nog.



Just use the full face helmet? You should know by now the GW can't sculpt females for shit.



What the hell are those supposed to be, female guardsmen?



those better not be sisters. what have they done to the fucking bobcuts?



As if there'll be enough helmets for a full squad.



Anon, they are there, are you blind?


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Not necessarily, these kind of flat noses exist among other ethnicites as well.

Girl is a 50/50 Flip/Chinese mix


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Oh, that was a pretty cute anime.

But yes, the author basically butchered what could've been a awesome story about massive titan warfare into shitskin womyn having a orgy with really huge, strategic-scale mechanical dildoes, huh?


She's actually a Porc-Orc abhuman, if she lifted her hair you'd see her pig ears, complete with a ear-tag. Of course, she has a specially designed armour to account for her giant belly, multiple breasts and a hole for her piggy-tail.

But man, I hope they have ten Sallet heads in the box now, beside those, only the two first ones and the gasmask version look decent.



3 out of 9 heads have proper bobcuts. not enough. also too butch, need to be more sexy.



We have had one model out of every human box either be a fucking nog or a woman as of late. The shitty fucking kids books are all nogs and other mystery meat flavors of “humans” who are abosolutely heretical.

Then you have that shitty web comic roll models which has le stronk female black stormcast front and center. You know they are going to POZ the absolute hell out of the sisters and there is nothing we can so about it.


You really think they are going to include an asian? To the left they are practically white even if they are full on buck toothed and straw hat wearing rice farmers out of cambodia.

Just realized that I will never have my proper space mogolians because GW is too busy BLACKEDing the fucking european types like the Space Romans and the Space Prussian Line Infantry before they even consider putting actual love and effort into the best fucking Legion. You all know what is best in life. To ride with the Khan.


Those are the new sisters. Stock up on the metal while you can.



*smacks lips*

So you wuz sayin like

*loots Azyr*

Dat we wuz like

*Takes credit for the tomb kings*

Priests a’ Sigmar n sheeeit?

*Destroys the old world*


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Who thought this was a good idea?


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At least we can just refuse to paint any niggers at all, and not buy any books featuring niggers. The only dark skinned models I've ever painted is beastmen, because along with Orks, they are the actual in-universe representation of niggers.


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Could a Warmonger-class Emperor Titan have been rotated back to the Throneworld from the front line during the Great Crusade as part of an honor guard?


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This Screencap keeps getting thrown around, even though exactly nothing ever happened of it.



GW has never been able to sculpt female faces worth a damn anyway, so there's really no telling what the "intended" look was.


Good God the primaris look fucking weird now I've finally seen some on a table. Not only are they completely out of scale with their own faction but they're completely out of scale with everyone else's too, they look like they're from a completely different game, like cheap Chinese knockoff action figures that have been re-painted to use as expy's. What are they 33mm Realscale? I think I'm gonna stay in 40k, 41k is too weird for me. Bizarrely I feel sort of tempted to hop on to ebay and start up a nice small, maybe 500pt, 2nd edition era Oldhammer 40k army.


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They are 28mm heroic, it's just that the size and proportions they chose for the fluff match 28mm realscale for conventional Astartes, escpecially in height comparison to the Guard.

Almost every opinion in the fiction, from codex compliant to mutant heretic, is similar to yours in disgust. It's like they were made to be a lightning rod of hatred.



I wonder if the Primaris are going to start another galactic civil war where they turn against the both the current Imperium and Chaos as well?




One of these days I'll have to stop giving a fuck and actually read up some summary of what's going on with all this stuff.

All I know is that

>cadia is kill

>there's some nu-marines and they're bigger, faster, and stron-ger too



Guilliman is making the imperium great again, the eldar are trying to stop being such pansies, chaos is pozzing half the galaxy (specially the tau) necrons and tyranids are taking a break, deldar are striking a deal with the imperium to fix the golden throne, and thats about it.



After Abaddon destroyed Cadia, something called the Cicatrix Maledictum appeared which is like a giant warp storm that separated the galaxy into 2, it also blocks the Astronomicon. Guilliman was healed of the wound that Fulgrim inflicted on him, by Eldar and Mechanicus guys.

In this case the Eldar responsible are also trying to create the god of death Ynnead which they hope will finally kill Slaanesh.

The Mechanicus guy is basically a Gary Stu who never previously appeared in the background called Belisarius Cawl. He had been tasked for 10k years by Guilliman himself to create the next generation of space marines, in short to improve upon the Emperor's work in creating the Astartes (which is complete and utter heresy and if this wasn't lore rape the Inquisition or the Mechanicus themselves would have immediately annihilated him).

These 2 combine eldar witch nonsense with a magic thing created by Cawl called the Armour of Fate which cured Guilliman of Fulgrim's poz.

Guilliman then undertook the Indomitus Crusade which was supplied by Cawl who just so happened to have tens of thousands of Primaris Numarines stowed away in his ship. They get lost in the warp, they get captured by chaos (the entire army gets captured but not killed or sacrificed), escape, go through the webway followed by Ahriman, end up on the Moon, then Guilliman goes to meet the Emperor offscreen.

After that, mostly what happens is that every Chapter now has access to the Numarines. The eldar and the mech guy fuck off back where they came from. Guilliman becomes de facto ruler of the Imperium.



+Harlequins are setting the stage for Slaanesh to have an 'oh SHIT' moment and start fighting for Aeldari survival.

+Eldar awoke god of death Ynnead, started calling themselves their old fashioned pre-fall 'Aeldari' name.

+Orks are showing signs of breaking through another tech level, starting to act like they did during the Great Crusade/War of the Beast. For comparison the warbosses of the WotB were bigger than dreadnoughts and beat Vulkan in hand to hand. One even spoke grammatically correct High Gothic.

+The planet broke before the guard did. Some takeaways:

Faith is definetely separate from sorcery/psychic powers, as anti psychic fields weren't completely effective against a living saint.

Trazyn tried to pull some strings to prevent chaos from winning. His consolation prize for his troubles was a slightly damaged Creed.

+Massive warp rift from Cadia to Damocles split the galaxy in twain. Cicatrix Maledictum, astronomicon now obscured for most of the galaxy, Old Night returned to everyone outside of Terra for a few hours to centuries. Time anomalies fucking EVERYWHERE, when the initial dread passed all astropaths on Earth died from the bulk of distress calls.

+Belisarius Cawl was inserted into lore and retroactively was tasked with some interesting stuff, like bringing back hover tanks, armour marks VIII-X, creating more loyal and stable successors to the standard astartes. Also made some armour to heal Guillaman from his neck wound. Would have failed if Ynnari eldar girl hadn't rezzed him.

+Guillaman hates everything and everyone and because of his bitch as snake brother cursing him he can never feel joy in victory ever again or he goes down Horus's path. He's been playing triage like a Syrian doctor and the only person he's shown any respect for is Dante, who's ass he saved from the Tyranids.

+Dante also wants to die but ghost Sanguinius told him not yet. Named Warden of Imperium Nihilus, i.e. everything beyond the emperor's light.

+Primaris reinforced every single chapter, revived lost/presumed lost ones. Cawl wanted missing/heretic gene stock included, Guillaman said fuck no, left inconclusive but holy shit Sons of the Pheonix is pretty on the nose for Emperor's Children.

+Deathwatch got its own bunch of Primaris

+Tau made one giant push for new sphere of expansion, new engines. Punch hole in warp, they saw god as far as the other races considered the greater good. The Tau hate god. Genocided surviving auxiliaries in their new colonies.

+Tyranids caught in disarray from psychic backlash, splinter fleets became greatly unique. Two unique ones include a daemon eating fleet and old-style models fleet.

+Necrons finally organizing under the Silent King.

+Custodes diversifying tactics and going abroad.

+Khaine's gate broke, but they walled it off.

+Old Arch bastard died, but then used a device to sacrifice anyone who was happy at his funeral to rez back to full.

+Squats reconfirmed for existing.

+Lionel is stirring

+Hints at other primarchs returning.

There's more. Lot happened.



He only had the armour on the ship, the numarines were stasis held on Mars.



They should make Khorne honorable gain, but they won't because they wouldn't want a chaos god to have positive attributes.



That's a flamer.



Nothing ever will, it's just some community manager throwing his weight around, but if he ever did anything like what he says, GW would smack his shit so fast his head would spin. As soon as profits start dropping, heads roll in Nottingham.



Mixed bag, some stuff is pretty cool other is pantsu on head retarded





Thank you for the summary. Are the Eldar and the Imperium sorta allies now? Did anything about the imperial guard change, in post cadia times? Any changes on the chaos side? Any more details about the squads? Anything new about the Grey knights, inquisition, SoBs or the imperial faith? Are there basically emporer based cleric spells now? 0

>Tau made one giant push for new sphere of expansion, new engines. Punch hole in warp, they saw god as far as the other races considered the greater good. The Tau hate god. Genocided surviving auxiliaries in their new colonies.

I kinda didn't really understand that part.



Only the Ynnari are allies with the Imperium. The rest of the Craftworlds are doing their own thing. I think the IG are more open to the whole "Chaos is a thing and it has been for some time. Don't fall to Chaos or you'll get *BLAMMED*" Nothing has changed on the Chaos side. Abbadon wants to hit Terra after Cadia, but eveyone else is just too fixated on fucking stuff up so he can't really continue the push. The Death Guard and the Ultramarines had their Plague War and the Thousand Sons continue to fuck with the Space Wolves. Meanwhile in Imperium Nilihus, Chaos runs rampant and shit happens every day. Lion El Johnson is actually alive/fully healed but still asleep. No changes to the Imperial faith so far. Probably going to see any changes in the next SoB codex


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You forgot to mention that guilliman managed to not trigger the entire imperium by playing nice with the ecclesiarchy and is now having a crisis of faith after whitnessing the power of faith.



Punished Guilliman is best primarch. I wonder how other primarchs will react when they come back?



Bully him for his misguided codex and consorting with eldar.



>Lion, didn't like Girlyman

I wished they brought him back at the same time as Girlyman since he's the most opposed to Girlyman. Kinda like Morty and Magnus. Lion would see the whole codex thing and tell the Ultras to fuck off.


He'd be the only NOBLEBRIGHT in the GRIMDARK. Would always buddy up with Gorilaman.


Wouldn't give a fuck. Would always try to go solo and then get bailed out by the Smurfs.


Wouldn't give a fuck, in a radical way. He'd be okay with Eldar as allies as long as he got hot-xeno ass. He'd make DEldar look like pussies and out-ork orks.Eventually he'd be stuck on some world just racing Speed Freaks, DE and any Marine who thought they could be fast. Meanwhile the Nids would be trying to eat the place and it would just add another hitch to the whole thing.


Would laugh at Gorillaman. But he'd be too butthurt to do anything but fight the Thousand Sons. That's all he would do at this rate. Also the Inquisition would constantly berate him for being too "Khorne-like."


Would be 100% on board with the Codex and he'd probably spend most of his time fortifying the Imperium while Guile went to Nilihus and tried to fix shit there. Meaning Ol'Bobby wouldn't be doing his perfect job of being the Administration.


If Ferrus came back to life some how, he'd probably make friend with Cawl. Berrate Gilly, then go and try to play Hang-Man with Fulgrim.


Would make the IG more bold than ever. He'd probabbly get Fulgim out of his hole just to have a beauty contest. The Ecclesiarchy would have a collective orgasim and the BA would become 100% more badass.

Our best hope would be a half-dead/half-living Primarch so that they could rally the Legion of the Dammed( at will) so they could bully Chaos for eternity. Bonus point if the LotD actually gained members from fallen Astartes rather than just being the ~200 or so left space ghosts.


>Played a 1v1v1 three way 750-point game.

>Forgot fifty points in my list, but still managed to win.

>Even managed to win when they only attacked me and not each other.I kind of feel really bad since they are both pretty new at the game. I even did an all ork vehicle speed freek list with a morkanaut to not be really meta. The space wolves player did not take enough anti vehicle items to really put a dent in my morkanaut, while the Eldar player got his warwalker and two wraithlords taken out by my scrapjet and Defftrike.

I just feel kind of bad since it was one of the guys' birthdays and he wanted to try out some of his new stuff.



I hope they use the Sanguinor to reincarnate Sanguinius or something, he's my favourite Primarch.


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And just to mix shit up, there might yet be a good shard of Magnus still wandering around out there which would cause all kinds of chaos when he reveals himself. In fact Tzeentch might just allow and encourage such a thing to fuck with both evil Magnus and the Imperium.


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>Would be 100% on board with the Codex


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Just stopped by to put this here.



Other than the Ultras themselves, the Imperial Fists are the most orthodox when it comes to the Codex, with their successor chapters running the gamut from highly unorthodox (Black Templars) to a near Ward level of devotion, going beyond even what the Ultramarines are comfortable with. Only Russ, Vulkan, and Dorn were against splitting the legions, Dorn fell in line after the Iron Cage,



A fine vintage.


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I have a lot more.



If you don’t already run full helm everything I don’t know what to tell you. Go third party if you want bare head anything.




Just thinking, some of these designs would probably deserve updating given the, what, 8 or so years since they were penned. I mean, Ronery Wych at least, but now we've even got a kinda-sorta official Jean Steeler.


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I wonder why no one tried to do anything with the ogryns back then. I think the only reference to female ogryn I've seen anywhere was that one that was mentioned to take interest in Jurgen in one of the Ciaphas Cain novels.


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>"Damn, I need to get a praetor model. But the regular ones are too bland. I wish there was some kind of build your own praetor sets since the legion I play isn't gonna get a praetor model, unlike every one else."

>They post these


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Post em.


How are they able to keep it up?

month after month they keep releasing radicool miniatures.


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This is the grimdark future I did NOT chose



1. Have you seen male Ogryns? It'd be female Orcs/Orks all over again.

2. I guess no one wanted to indulge their inner desire for snu snu



By the Emperor...

I hate it.



Why do these people have to ruin everything?



That Space Wolf looks less like a brave warrior of Fenris and more like a chibified version of a nu-male's cartoon twitter avatar.



This is one way to convince a perfectly reasonable 40k fan to commit a warcrime.



The fuck are they even trying to do?



The Emperor's Chibis.

Accept no Chinese plastic substitutes.



Frankly the best thing is to use these as a metric. Just straight up refuse to play any faggots who buy this shit.



Why did GW have to make these horrendous things?

Couldn't they have made 1/7 scale space marine figures?

>tfw no 1/7 death korps or steel legion figures


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>we get this shit

>we'll never get an Emporer Nendo



I wonder what their schedule for legion specific praetor and leviathan dreadnougts is. I want to get some spiffy word bearers praetors.

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