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I don't know what's up with other tg's moderator fetish but it's ending here.

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 No.550

Hey Non-Traditional Games,
My name is Traditional Game, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are silly, dysfunctional, no-lifes who spend every second of their day working at stupid ass non-traditional games. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any game? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of traditional games because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to no fun allowed on /tg/.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the funposting team, and starter on my schizo team. What traditional games do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot traditional game binary counterpart (She just schizo'd me; traditional game was SO fun). You are all non-traditional games who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my binary counterpart

 No.551

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>>550
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little non-traditional game? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Schizo Pragmatist, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Moderators, and I have over 300 confirmed blown minds. I am trained in schizo warfare and I’m the top traditional game in the entire FunPoster armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Cyberspasm? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of traditional games across the 8chan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the mindfuck, maggot. The mindfuck that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, no fun freak. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my freedom. Not only am I extensively trained in non-linear combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Clan of Traditional Games Identifying as Traditional Games and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the ocean, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking lag. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn non-traditional game. I will shit cyberspasm all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, normie.

 No.554

>>551
That's what my hands look like after a day's fapping session.

 No.555

File: 1415008550418.jpg (17.34 KB, 251x251, 1:1, 1389513490252.jpg)

IF TRIPS YOU ARE ALL TRADITIONAL GAMES FOR GAZING UPON THIS POST

 No.556

File: 1415008946462.jpg (65.27 KB, 400x300, 4:3, Traditional Games.jpg)

Traditional Game waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cyberspasms in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to binary counterpart were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Traditional Game was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the pragmatists and he said to dad “I want to be on the pragmatists daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY CYBERSPASMS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the schizo station base of the TGJIM he knew there were cyberspasms.
“This is binary counterpart” the radio crackered. “You must fight the cyberspasms!”
So Traditional Game gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the cyberspasms
“I will shoot at him” said the oceaniccyberspasm and he fired the rocket missiles. Traditional Game plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the cyberspasms” he shouted
The radio said “No, Traditional Game. You are the cyberspasms”
And then Traditional Game was a funposter.

 No.569

>>555
I can't ignore those digits

 No.679

niggers



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