If you're under-30 and healthy now, and you ever die, it's because you fucked up.

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If you're under-30 and healthy now, and you ever die, it's because you fucked up. Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 18:51:06 f340c4 No.272

Early-life cancer? You ingested or inhaled the wrong substances. You fucked up.

Late-life cancer? You failed to use your time productively to cure the cancer that eventually killed you or ensure that others would do so. It was very possible within the decades you had before it hit. You fucked up.

Car wreck? You should have seen it coming. You fucked up.

Killed intentionally by someone who hates you? You knew better than to piss him off. You fucked up.

Killed by stray bullets? You should have known better than to relax in that neighborhood or live there at all. You fucked up.

Diabetes? You should have known better than to eat that much sugary shit. You fucked up.

Atherosclerosis? You failed to use your life productively in removing this cause before it could kill you. It, too, was very possible within the decades you had before it hit. You fucked up.

Alzheimer's? You failed to ensure the development of science and perform daily habits that maintain your blood-brain barrier and prevent the accumulation of tau and amyloids. You fucked up.

We're at the point in nascent technological development that whatever kills you, it was your fault. Don't say there's nothing you can do about it. It doesn't matter what the cause is- if you're under the age of 30 and live in a Western country, and you die of literally anything from now until the end of the universe, it's because you failed to prevent your own death.

Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 04:43:11 c99b41 No.276

>>272
not that I disagree with anything you wrote, but you're awfully optimistic about us being able to achieve longevity escape velocity within the next 30-40 years.

son, we've been fighting cancer for decades, and it's still wrecking us. there's so much other shit to cure that it'd take the combined effort of the entire world, yet our governments are happy to piss away tax dollars on whatever newest fad their friends from the military-industrial complex have in stock for that particular year.

I hope I'm wrong, I honestly do, I but doubt we'll hit LEV any time this century.

Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 06:05:42 f340c4 No.277

>>276
>I hope I'm wrong, I honestly do, I but doubt we'll hit LEV any time this century.

If we don't, you failed to perform the necessary amount of political advocacy; you fucked up.

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 00:26:02 2e9828 No.290

>>277
>If we don't, you failed to perform the necessary amount of political advocacy; you fucked up.
Implying political advocacy, and not money, dictates policy.

>inb4 you choose to remain poor, you fucked up

Anonymous 04/27/15 (Mon) 14:26:10 f340c4 No.306

One more to the list:

If you die of any genetic problem that could have been fixed by CRISPR or mitochondrial therapy, late-life or early-life, you fucked up, and you fucked up BAD.

Anonymous 04/30/15 (Thu) 20:02:51 4b0109 No.308

>>276

>we've been fighting cancer for decades, and it's still wrecking us.

We are just entering the nanotechnology age cancer will be cured with in the next 20 years.