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You can buy an ad yourself and link it to their site; I'm sure they wouldn't mind the publicity (and if you buy it, they get to disclaim any affiliation with 8chan; lifespan.io needs money from everyone, including SJWs)
By the way, glucosepane is the nastiest shit you can find in the human body over the long term. How nasty? This nasty.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0945053X15001195
Sticks to collagen and prevents that same collagen from being unwound by the matrix metalloproteinases that would normally unwind it in natural recycling. This is the same crap that hardens your arteries and wrinkles your face. Nasty fucking shit.