Blobbos and his trainer lived alone in a small house on a hill. Blobbos kept to himself, sleeping snoring as his trainer posted dank memes on [s4s].
Life was simple, and they were both happy.
That was, until the day Blobbos' trainer heard a voice from above: "Your Pokemon has become corrupted by sloth! He needs to be saved!"
"I will do my best to save him, my Lord," Blobbos' trainer replied, rushing into Blobbos' room, removing all that was restful from his life.
Again, the voice called to her:
"Blobbos' soul is still lazy! He needs to be cut off from all that is peaceful in this world and confess his sins."
"I will follow your instructions, Swaglord. I have faith in thee," Blobbos' trainer replied, as she locked Blobbos away in his Pokeball, away from the beds of the world.
One last time, Blobbo's trainer heard the voice of Swaglord calling to her:
"You have done as I asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."
"Yes, Swaglord. Anything," Blobbos' trainer begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your Pokemon Blobbos will be this sacrifice. Go into his Pokeball and end his life as an offering to me, to prove that you love me above all else!"
"Yes, Swaglord," she replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen.
Blobbos, watching through a crack in the ball, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his ball to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the PC, hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch just as his trainer burst through his door and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.