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"We will allow you to live... for now" t. Grichka Bogdanoff


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File: 340483667783691⋯.jpg (121.8 KB, 1211x571, 1211:571, korea.jpg)

dd4a0d  No.801[Reply]

According to this graph: we're all screwed

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c4fd25  No.1024


Yes that's why we're in here.

Buy Silver folks, you're never ever going to see it as cheap as it is today for the rest of your lives!

File: 664b3b96650493f⋯.pdf (6.48 MB, 30days2MarketMastery.pdf)

0dbea6  No.3[Reply]

we should be able to back up and share books here so at the very least, this will be a handy little library of sorts. if you have requests or anything you can put them here. if i can find them (or some other anon finds/has it), ill delete your post, and then keep the post with the pdf here in its place, to try and keep it neat. if ya gotta shitpost, go to the designated shitposting street, or im just gonna take it down if you do it ITT. i wanna keep this thread neat and useful for other anons at the very least.

if you can, make your post have a quick blurb describing the book, and at the very least leave the title and author (for ctrl+f search purposes)

this first one is a book i got shilled on /smg/. its focused on futures but its useful in general for any securities

>30 Days to Market Mastery by Jacob Bernstein

note for all newfaggots

click the paperclip and you get a fucking book. you can read it in browser or download it idgaf


if you want to find pretty much any book ever go to


theyve had pretty much everything that ive ever looked for. good scans too usually

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92ea19  No.1009


thanks a bunch anon

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ba1afb  No.4[Reply]

embedding should work for youtube, and a few of the other common ones, i forget. gotta test it and see

starting with obligatory anti suicide self help video from some meathead to test youtube capabilities

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a30629  No.940

File: 281152b01e88e07⋯.png (22.46 KB, 1465x127, 1465:127, anon reccomends trading vi….png)

heres a cap of some good suggestions for pirating some trading seminar vids. i havent tried it yet, but im simply putting this here in case anyone wants to give anons advice a try.

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baf756  No.46[Reply]





some other basic shit:

we are traders here. our primary motivator is money. we dont give a fuck about politics outside of how it directly affects the markets. talking about current political events/happenings is totally fine as long as you guys can keep a cool head about it.

if youre here to push a political agenda, FUCK OFF. i dont care which way youre trying to push, left, right, up, down etc…

it is irrelevant to what this board is. please dont make me play mod too hard. imageboards (imo) thrive under lack of moderation, and id like to keep it that way if we can.


bear found a version of clover that works for 8ch, so use this if your a phonefag


feel free to invite whoever but remember



thats all goys…

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5dc203  No.936



i just dont wanna have to moderate this shit tbh. the way things go on 8, once you become a place to discuss politics, every retard and their mother that likes to pretend he knows everything about politics decides to pile on, and then all the interest/shilling groups come in, and then i got a whole fucking mess on my hands. we break that rule all the time, but its a small amount of people who use the thing so it dont fucking matter

i really dont wanna deal with some nazbol faggot like what happened the other day on half coming in here and shitting up what should be a nice resource for all of /smg/ to use.

File: 1cd0dec76b0d99e⋯.png (283.58 KB, 669x285, 223:95, CodeBog98.png)

0d2aa9  No.982[Reply]


Free algo trading (Currently private beta)


Quantopia (Learning about python, math and stock related libraries, algorithmic trading)


Book on Algo Trading


Popularity List of Programing Language Tutorials (July 2018)


InteractiveBrokers API Info/List of Languages that support algorithmic trading on IB



This general has the intent to provide a platform for code-anons to discuss, evaluate and share custom-made indicators, algorithms or resources that help us become better coders.

Cause nobody takes anybody seriously unless your resume is your own personalized fucking website nowadays with fancy javascript fade ins and sliding elements

Feel free to post your own code, take something you found and post it here to discuss how it works or how to make it better, 'learn' how to code (you might have a hard time w/this if this general doesn't catch on)

You get back what you put in and nobody really comes here, there's a vePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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567c22  No.1007

Hey, I know I haven't been posting my algo development, but it is for good reason. All I'll say is that Ichimoku Cloud, with Heikin Ashi candles (1hour or longer term), works really well. I highly recommend that you build a bot & test papertrading with it. Good luck, God Bless, and may the gains flow through ye

567c22  No.1010


I've added Fib Pivots to my algo for optimal results. I fallback to traditional pivots if price has greatly exceeded. IE AMD bullrun is well behind the range of FIB pivots

bccbe0  No.1011

File: 65763313c7c7294⋯.png (22.86 KB, 1575x264, 525:88, Screenshot_228.png)

I don't know how accurate this is, but it's a really simple strategy and it looks like it generates turbogains for some reason.

5b34fc  No.1012


i didnt even notice that this bread got created


im glad this place gets some use. makes me feel like less of a faggot for making the place

5b34fc  No.1025

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imma start cracking on this

pussyfooted around too much w tradingview, i oughta start trying better an shieeet


very intradasting


make sure you add in slippage and commissions on those things fam

theres a lot of stock ones on there, and w commissions factored they almost always lose money.

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ba627c  No.49[Reply]

Repost the best memes from /rtg/ and /smg/ here.

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2d14a3  No.949

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2d14a3  No.950

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2d14a3  No.1000

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File: 261eaafd718b7e7⋯.png (26.92 KB, 953x578, 953:578, bull_trap.png)

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2d14a3  No.1018

File: 3028b91eda91711⋯.png (351.6 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, baggy_chef.png)

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2d14a3  No.1019

File: 35185e4f8afdb92⋯.png (97.51 KB, 567x567, 1:1, baggy_delicious.png)

File: 62ba67c8725f108⋯.png (141.77 KB, 567x567, 1:1, baggy_nasdaqed.png)

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76f8eb  No.1013[Reply]

joined the "NPC anime girl" forced meme spam and got banned

See you Sunday night

Long Teekay Tankers

8dac01  No.1014



and i JUST got done explaining to comf that youre ded lol

8dac01  No.1015


this will be your bread nao fam

give us a proof of life when you get b& tbh

i worry about you m8

c3f34a  No.1016


Hurrah ur not ded!

See you in hell

8dac01  No.1017


wtf is a "NPC anime gril" anyways?

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018792  No.911[Reply]

hai guise

8ch admin here, but you can just call me codemonkey for shoert LOL

anyways, im grinding out some UVXY/mike tyson tripcodes we can all fuck around with. ill post em as they come out

im gonna test out my new ones here too so dont mind me. if you wanna bruteforce your own out, try


and if you want some retarded public trips to go terrorize cryptokiddies with try



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018792  No.922

heres another one of the UVXYinc trips that just popped up while i was sitting down. think im gonna stop this search and zone in on making the mike tyson one more possible.

gotta say, i always thought tripfags were gay as shit, but this brute force program is kinda fun to see what you can get it to come up with

<uvXYInCiWk #46l::YHr

018792  No.923

i think if theres two #s in the trip it turns into a secure trip

lets see

018792  No.924


nope, i guess it works just fine

here it is

<9CE0UVxYMM #*j_#3X*9

018792  No.925

only two so far, but were getting closer

<.oMiktYSN6 #fJ(:-;Ko

<jMiktysN.o #l(OrQ-Aa

55561e  No.927

>admin gets 911

I saw one on smg today - !9MiKtysnEk

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5c6243  No.1[Reply]

this should be a safe place from those commie rat bastards

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5c6243  No.280

File: 1588af6c58527e9⋯.webm (6.76 MB, 854x480, 427:240, liquidate ur meme equity.webm)

pepe is so overbought right now

5c6243  No.282

File: 2c575da97be0096⋯.mp4 (4.18 MB, 400x224, 25:14, memri shoes.mp4)


goddamn i wish our news was as fucking entertaining as middle eastern news

5ecbb9  No.756

File: 46edc3cbfd9fa9d⋯.png (385.4 KB, 1312x2560, 41:80, Screenshot_20180425-194600.png)


Current state of Jason

d24c36  No.824

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

did you goys know that punk rock was invented by the yakuza?

d24c36  No.826

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2dd00f  No.546[Reply]

Started this bread because we're over 400 comments and starting to appear in the active thread/nerve center and I want to keep this place on the DL

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3f11d5  No.802

New thread to stay under the radar!


02a524  No.804


i capped us at 250 posts per thread (which is the lowest i could) and i managed to get it so that we arent indexed anymore. i believe that includes the nerve center as well. hopefully it shouldnt be a problem (i dont think it will be unless we get enough unique IPs to end up on the first page of the board list). but alright. ill make it the new sticky

3f11d5  No.806

File: c45e77f1b65a008⋯.png (20.02 KB, 610x346, 305:173, morgag.PNG)


Awesome, ty bby

Pic related is a list I put together of some morgage investment firms with good divs that might be good. I think teh profit turned me on to the idea of investing in mortgages with rising interest rates

3f11d5  No.807


(NRZ and SRC is listed separately because I'm currently holding them)

02a524  No.808

File: 5f0a2cc346844b7⋯.webm (7.21 MB, 300x240, 5:4, ronpaul.webm)

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good stuff. im gonna have to look at these more in depth. i like the looks of some of these. in particular really calm ones with big M-caps (and possible upside potential since non fixed rate mortgages will all compound w/ one another due to larger baskets of holdings). just have to make sure were not exposed to some shitty subprime garbage in those bigger ones. ie make sure these arent all of those loans lent by BAC JPM WFC etc to the smaller banks (im still convinced this is a huge threat in the long term).


it seems i was right in assuming that israel was going to get their hands dirty… israel has directly attacked some syrian, iranian, and lebanese (specifically hezbollah) bases. you know what that means…

i hope you guys were all building positions in long term oil call contracts. i know ive got a couple. but regardless, oil is likely going to build up for a little bit until it becomes clear of whether the US will get involved. thus, im expecting a short term, steady climb in anticipation, and then (depending on how UN special counsel acts (and provided they dont ignore it again entirely, like every one of the last times israel attacked a country in the mideast)) as it becomes clear whether the US or any other israeli military ally countries (like france) are going to jump in, it will either crash back down to around where it is now, or it will take the fuck off.

i know im gonna getter some shorter term slightly OTM ones for the swing this week. and then if i, or any of you guys, hear anything about a UN meeting, or hear trump either ignore it, or say directly that were not getting involved, flip to puts. if tension increases im going to go with even more short term calls (and maybe even roll my long term ones to look for more OTM leverage), and hedge with some puts. oil almost always "builds" via having a huge bart-pattern down before a big move up (as its so thoroughly controlled), so its sometimes a nice little bonus, in addition to being a hedge if you time it right. remember, oil is seasonal, and affected by inflation and dollar price, but it is also inherently newPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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0ea6bd  No.9[Reply]

so if we want to just fill up threads endlessly i suppose it doesnt matter. but ill put this thread here and have it cycle so that we can just use this thread whenever the red army decides to invade us over on the main general.

decided to post a screenshot of the general pasta rather than copypasteing it, to make it harder to searh for us (8ch already protects us from google, but we show up on other engines).

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5ca9d9  No.544

I wish cuckchan was up so I could see the pink wojaks

2d4a9b  No.545


I'm having Singapore noodles and my bond puts went up 18% so far. Really kicking my self for not jumping on TVIX this morning though

828f3d  No.547


Stupid chink moot

Also new thread >>546

This one is showing up in the nerve center because of the amount of replies, and we need to avoid publicity

eb6a47  No.556


im not too worried about it really, but alright. 8channers are mostly fine people (with unpopular opinions, albeit). i just want to avoid the political melodrama that comes along with being an active board on 8ch

eb6a47  No.599


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473264  No.57[Reply]


hey so i posted that story about backpage selling children and am now completely unable to post on any 4chan board entirely. not even banned. when i go to post it constantly tries to submit the post, and i get an error message saying that github is blocking me essentially. ill try to post screencaps of whats going on.

i started experiencing this error the moment after i posted the link in last nights thread. not saying its necessarily related just yet, but this is NOT the first time i have been censored like this by cuckchan.

if anyone else is experiencing problems please let me know. its rather upsetting when i run into shit like this, as it confirms that my every post is indeed being watched (or at least filtered) on that wretched site. even more concerning is the unorthodox, completely un appealable "ban" that i now have (once AGAIN) gotten for myself on this site means i will likely be unable to join you goys directly in any further threads. atleast until i find a new VPN to get on the cuckchan again

anyways, figured id send out my distress beacon in case anyone else was having problms after discussing that backpage scandal last night, or if indeed, im being singled out again

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473264  No.165


hey good stuff. thanks anon.

you hear anything about what caused the shutdown in the first place? i cant get a read on anything as it looks like EVERYWHERE on the internet is being raided by the half/pol/ shills/bots and now it looks like goons are piling on too.

initially i thought it had something to do with the bug outing memeflags geolocation, but now im not sure. do you think it has anything to do with the backpage scandal, or perhaps syria news?

6853c0  No.182

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>you hear anything about what caused the shutdown in the first place?

Just rumors. The fact that there's no official word about it anywhere leads me to believe it was intentional, but as to why I don't know. I like conspiracies so here's my two favorite possibilities:

1. strikes on Syria are currently launching or are imminent. /pol/ is unironically the place where Syria news breaks first, so taking it offline would fit logically into any blackout heading into military action.

2. the /r9k/ NEETs->traps scandal. Apparently there was a group trawling for impressionable NEETs on /r9k/ and blackmailing them into becoming traps. The theory is this triggered federal action under the new anti-trafficking laws (like what happened with backpage) and they've frozen 4chan while they collect data.

I think a situation like #2 is more likely. If it were part of a blackout then why not just pull the plug completely? boards.4chan.org is still up and all the boards are still available, it's just posting is disabled or obfuscated to the point of being impossible; this would align with them taking a snapshot of the database (4chan doesn't officially archive, so new posts automatically bump old data out forever). Allegedly this also happened for a few hours when that /r9k/ guy livestreamed his suicide.

Of course it could be as innocent as hiroshimoot thinking this is a funny Friday the 13th prank.

473264  No.208


>I think a situation like #2 is more likely.

thats what im leaning towards too. if they wanted to black out the site and disrupt info leaks on syria, they would straight up nuke the site and make it unable to see. but most boards and threads can still be read easily. which lends credence to them freezing the site to scrape it (something that would be fucking impossible to do with the boards moving at full velocity).

appreciate the input. wild times

408522  No.226

Cuckchan is back up

b2c97d  No.549


cuckchan is back up

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ce79fd  No.259[Reply]

I was working on the site today when I realized the funds basic method of investing is retarded. If I actually want to run a hedgefund like this, an ERC20 token or waves listed on a small exchange would be way better

Currently there are 3 investors in the fund, and I'm going to refund all of their money and try again with a new approach in June.

Rip. AUIC version 1, version 2 will be much better

7d0641  No.265


its probably for the best. these are gonna be some rough months ahead of us if were correct in our predictions about BAC

ce79fd  No.267


That's what I'm thinking too. I'm mildly retarded and have no idea what I'm doing, so I don't really want to be responsible for loosing other people's money in a super rocky market that will FUCK US UP

7d0641  No.274


just relax and short the US and european financial sectors

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9262a2  No.10[Reply]

so id just as soon leave this shit unmoderated if we can keep it quiet enough, as thats when shits the best. but if you want admin privileges just let me know ITT

being on 8ch keeps us off google and so long as we stay off the main active board list we are good to go here, just being a quiet little dead board.

wouldve named it something more obvious, but figured it would be best to lay low with it as its a bunker after all. even if this shit just gets used to hold books and pdfs, i think itll still be pretty cool.

9262a2  No.12


also if anyone is good with CSS and has some brilliant master plan, say something. i didnt bother.

was also trying to look into getting hooktube embed to be possible as you can just save the videos right from the thread and make a good backup of it real easy. and it also staves off any suspicion of anyone shilling any ones videos for any ulterior motives, as theres no ad-shekels involved

9262a2  No.13

also i set it up right now as anon with forced IDs. we can take that off if you want, but it might help to pick out spammers if we get fucked with for any reason

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