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File: 340483667783691⋯.jpg (121.8 KB, 1211x571, 1211:571, korea.jpg)

dd4a0d No.801[Reply]

According to this graph: we're all screwed

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7d0afe No.954

>>951

Wow this looks really interesting, I'll give it a look closely when I have a chance.




File: 664b3b96650493f⋯.pdf (6.48 MB, 30days2MarketMastery.pdf)

0dbea6 No.3[Reply]

we should be able to back up and share books here so at the very least, this will be a handy little library of sorts. if you have requests or anything you can put them here. if i can find them (or some other anon finds/has it), ill delete your post, and then keep the post with the pdf here in its place, to try and keep it neat. if ya gotta shitpost, go to the designated shitposting street, or im just gonna take it down if you do it ITT. i wanna keep this thread neat and useful for other anons at the very least.

if you can, make your post have a quick blurb describing the book, and at the very least leave the title and author (for ctrl+f search purposes)

this first one is a book i got shilled on /smg/. its focused on futures but its useful in general for any securities

>30 Days to Market Mastery by Jacob Bernstein

note for all newfaggots

click the paperclip and you get a fucking book. you can read it in browser or download it idgaf

BTW

if you want to find pretty much any book ever go to

>libgen.io

theyve had pretty much everything that ive ever looked for. good scans too usually

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69670c No.941

File: ab94faccc9218a0⋯.jpg (37.14 KB, 320x500, 16:25, random walk.jpg)

File: c88049a98393862⋯.pdf (4.93 MB, Burton G. Malkiel - Random….pdf)

>Random Walk Down Wall Street by Burton G. Malkiel

this is the most updated and revised version i could find. came out in 2003




YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ba1afb No.4[Reply]

embedding should work for youtube, and a few of the other common ones, i forget. gotta test it and see

starting with obligatory anti suicide self help video from some meathead to test youtube capabilities

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a30629 No.940

File: 281152b01e88e07⋯.png (22.46 KB, 1465x127, 1465:127, anon reccomends trading vi….png)

heres a cap of some good suggestions for pirating some trading seminar vids. i havent tried it yet, but im simply putting this here in case anyone wants to give anons advice a try.




File: c1f701ddc75edf8⋯.jpg (16.12 KB, 343x325, 343:325, boggette.jpg)

baf756 No.46[Reply]

WE GOT RULES FAGGETS

1) NO COMMIES ALLOWED

2) KEEP THE PDF THREAD CLEAN

3) IF YOU WANNA POST SOMETHING THATS NSFW, JUST SPOILER IT. ITS IN THE POST OPTIONS DROPDOWN MENU

some other basic shit:

we are traders here. our primary motivator is money. we dont give a fuck about politics outside of how it directly affects the markets. talking about current political events/happenings is totally fine as long as you guys can keep a cool head about it.

if youre here to push a political agenda, FUCK OFF. i dont care which way youre trying to push, left, right, up, down etc…

it is irrelevant to what this board is. please dont make me play mod too hard. imageboards (imo) thrive under lack of moderation, and id like to keep it that way if we can.

ALSO

bear found a version of clover that works for 8ch, so use this if your a phonefag

>https://f-droid.org/app/org.floens.chan

feel free to invite whoever but remember

NO COMMIES

AND NO AGENDA PUSHING

thats all goys…

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5dc203 No.936

>>935

LOL

i just dont wanna have to moderate this shit tbh. the way things go on 8, once you become a place to discuss politics, every retard and their mother that likes to pretend he knows everything about politics decides to pile on, and then all the interest/shilling groups come in, and then i got a whole fucking mess on my hands. we break that rule all the time, but its a small amount of people who use the thing so it dont fucking matter

i really dont wanna deal with some nazbol faggot like what happened the other day on half coming in here and shitting up what should be a nice resource for all of /smg/ to use.




File: 670e604e488cd12⋯.jpg (135.58 KB, 644x632, 161:158, 1523470202560.jpg)

ba627c No.49[Reply]

Repost the best memes from /rtg/ and /smg/ here.

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2d14a3 No.881

File: ce0b3a4989a3d6f⋯.png (734.22 KB, 980x552, 245:138, ceo_mike_smashing_quarter.png)

>>846

delivered ?


2d14a3 No.894

File: 892d31f1b1e6b84⋯.jpg (251.86 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, the_bogdanoff_organization.jpg)


8814c0 No.908

>>881

its even more stunning than id imagined


2d14a3 No.949

File: a8436f401b68404⋯.png (566.83 KB, 1243x839, 1243:839, bob_ross_bogdanoff_red.png)

File: 5de588ca19f9b09⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1540x1068, 385:267, bob_ross_tvixcorp.png)

File: e234dd16cfa33c4⋯.png (967.28 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, buffett-sama_tvix_policy.png)

File: 9af9a94298dd490⋯.png (387.86 KB, 704x470, 352:235, ceo_mike_hostile_takeover.png)


2d14a3 No.950

File: cf8469d9bb505e6⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1500x843, 500:281, duterte_powerful__uvxy.png)

File: a7aec59c7de8351⋯.png (224.35 KB, 2381x1701, 2381:1701, reservoir_bogs.png)




File: 75d2ea05d0ec853⋯.gif (3.75 MB, 480x270, 16:9, [shitposting loudly].gif)

018792 No.911[Reply]

hai guise

8ch admin here, but you can just call me codemonkey for shoert LOL

anyways, im grinding out some UVXY/mike tyson tripcodes we can all fuck around with. ill post em as they come out

im gonna test out my new ones here too so dont mind me. if you wanna bruteforce your own out, try

http://desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/

and if you want some retarded public trips to go terrorize cryptokiddies with try

https://info.stylee32.net/instaoldfagkit/protipsfornewfags/publictripcodes.txt

HAVE FUN

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018792 No.922

heres another one of the UVXYinc trips that just popped up while i was sitting down. think im gonna stop this search and zone in on making the mike tyson one more possible.

gotta say, i always thought tripfags were gay as shit, but this brute force program is kinda fun to see what you can get it to come up with

<uvXYInCiWk #46l::YHr


018792 No.923

i think if theres two #s in the trip it turns into a secure trip

lets see


018792 No.924

>>923

nope, i guess it works just fine

here it is

<9CE0UVxYMM #*j_#3X*9


018792 No.925

only two so far, but were getting closer

<.oMiktYSN6 #fJ(:-;Ko

<jMiktysN.o #l(OrQ-Aa


55561e No.927

>admin gets 911

I saw one on smg today - !9MiKtysnEk




File: 1dcfd985bf2f46f⋯.webm (5.21 MB, 640x360, 16:9, carpenter brut.webm)

5c6243 No.1[Reply]

this should be a safe place from those commie rat bastards

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5c6243 No.280

File: 1588af6c58527e9⋯.webm (6.76 MB, 854x480, 427:240, liquidate ur meme equity.webm)

pepe is so overbought right now


5c6243 No.282

File: 2c575da97be0096⋯.mp4 (4.18 MB, 400x224, 25:14, memri shoes.mp4)

>>280

goddamn i wish our news was as fucking entertaining as middle eastern news


5ecbb9 No.756

File: 46edc3cbfd9fa9d⋯.png (385.4 KB, 1312x2560, 41:80, Screenshot_20180425-194600.png)

>>28

Current state of Jason


d24c36 No.824

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

did you goys know that punk rock was invented by the yakuza?


d24c36 No.826

File: 86d57daa4f9dbd2⋯.mp4 (2.66 MB, 400x400, 1:1, choc bear.mp4)

File: 811bc6e7e68cc33⋯.png (286 B, 35x12, 35:12, bypass.png)

I AM THE CHOCOLATE BEAR




File: 351ad66e5ab5496⋯.png (235.99 KB, 631x589, 631:589, 1489195428958.png)

2dd00f No.546[Reply]

Started this bread because we're over 400 comments and starting to appear in the active thread/nerve center and I want to keep this place on the DL

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3f11d5 No.802

New thread to stay under the radar!

>>801


02a524 No.804

>>802

i capped us at 250 posts per thread (which is the lowest i could) and i managed to get it so that we arent indexed anymore. i believe that includes the nerve center as well. hopefully it shouldnt be a problem (i dont think it will be unless we get enough unique IPs to end up on the first page of the board list). but alright. ill make it the new sticky


3f11d5 No.806

File: c45e77f1b65a008⋯.png (20.02 KB, 610x346, 305:173, morgag.PNG)

>>804

Awesome, ty bby

Pic related is a list I put together of some morgage investment firms with good divs that might be good. I think teh profit turned me on to the idea of investing in mortgages with rising interest rates


3f11d5 No.807

>>806

(NRZ and SRC is listed separately because I'm currently holding them)


02a524 No.808

File: 5f0a2cc346844b7⋯.webm (7.21 MB, 300x240, 5:4, ronpaul.webm)

File: b9117fb3a152dcf⋯.jpg (325.26 KB, 1438x2138, 719:1069, IDF stike on syria iran he….jpg)

File: eecb8231852c1f9⋯.jpg (229.1 KB, 1025x733, 1025:733, stike outside hama.jpg)

>>806

good stuff. im gonna have to look at these more in depth. i like the looks of some of these. in particular really calm ones with big M-caps (and possible upside potential since non fixed rate mortgages will all compound w/ one another due to larger baskets of holdings). just have to make sure were not exposed to some shitty subprime garbage in those bigger ones. ie make sure these arent all of those loans lent by BAC JPM WFC etc to the smaller banks (im still convinced this is a huge threat in the long term).

anyways….

it seems i was right in assuming that israel was going to get their hands dirty… israel has directly attacked some syrian, iranian, and lebanese (specifically hezbollah) bases. you know what that means…

i hope you guys were all building positions in long term oil call contracts. i know ive got a couple. but regardless, oil is likely going to build up for a little bit until it becomes clear of whether the US will get involved. thus, im expecting a short term, steady climb in anticipation, and then (depending on how UN special counsel acts (and provided they dont ignore it again entirely, like every one of the last times israel attacked a country in the mideast)) as it becomes clear whether the US or any other israeli military ally countries (like france) are going to jump in, it will either crash back down to around where it is now, or it will take the fuck off.

i know im gonna getter some shorter term slightly OTM ones for the swing this week. and then if i, or any of you guys, hear anything about a UN meeting, or hear trump either ignore it, or say directly that were not getting involved, flip to puts. if tension increases im going to go with even more short term calls (and maybe even roll my long term ones to look for more OTM leverage), and hedge with some puts. oil almost always "builds" via having a huge bart-pattern down before a big move up (as its so thoroughly controlled), so its sometimes a nice little bonus, in addition to being a hedge if you time it right. remember, oil is seasonal, and affected by inflation and dollar price, but it is also inherently newPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




File: 866f6a624e3ecce⋯.png (593.93 KB, 1557x1060, 1557:1060, smg general pasta.png)

0ea6bd No.9[Reply]

so if we want to just fill up threads endlessly i suppose it doesnt matter. but ill put this thread here and have it cycle so that we can just use this thread whenever the red army decides to invade us over on the main general.

decided to post a screenshot of the general pasta rather than copypasteing it, to make it harder to searh for us (8ch already protects us from google, but we show up on other engines).

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5ca9d9 No.544

I wish cuckchan was up so I could see the pink wojaks


2d4a9b No.545

>>525

I'm having Singapore noodles and my bond puts went up 18% so far. Really kicking my self for not jumping on TVIX this morning though


828f3d No.547

WHY IS HALF CHAN DOWN WTF

Stupid chink moot

Also new thread >>546

This one is showing up in the nerve center because of the amount of replies, and we need to avoid publicity


eb6a47 No.556

>>547

im not too worried about it really, but alright. 8channers are mostly fine people (with unpopular opinions, albeit). i just want to avoid the political melodrama that comes along with being an active board on 8ch


eb6a47 No.599

test




File: dcecc2c8bdbeeb3⋯.mp4 (140.52 KB, 480x360, 4:3, really makes ya think.mp4)

File: 802aea2c85a5e09⋯.png (307.84 KB, 454x530, 227:265, how bad things are.png)

473264 No.57[Reply]

HEY GOYS IF UR HERE SAY SOMETHING

hey so i posted that story about backpage selling children and am now completely unable to post on any 4chan board entirely. not even banned. when i go to post it constantly tries to submit the post, and i get an error message saying that github is blocking me essentially. ill try to post screencaps of whats going on.

i started experiencing this error the moment after i posted the link in last nights thread. not saying its necessarily related just yet, but this is NOT the first time i have been censored like this by cuckchan.

if anyone else is experiencing problems please let me know. its rather upsetting when i run into shit like this, as it confirms that my every post is indeed being watched (or at least filtered) on that wretched site. even more concerning is the unorthodox, completely un appealable "ban" that i now have (once AGAIN) gotten for myself on this site means i will likely be unable to join you goys directly in any further threads. atleast until i find a new VPN to get on the cuckchan again

anyways, figured id send out my distress beacon in case anyone else was having problms after discussing that backpage scandal last night, or if indeed, im being singled out again

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473264 No.165

>>162

hey good stuff. thanks anon.

you hear anything about what caused the shutdown in the first place? i cant get a read on anything as it looks like EVERYWHERE on the internet is being raided by the half/pol/ shills/bots and now it looks like goons are piling on too.

initially i thought it had something to do with the bug outing memeflags geolocation, but now im not sure. do you think it has anything to do with the backpage scandal, or perhaps syria news?


6853c0 No.182

File: c37ba7dafe1c6d1⋯.jpg (74.93 KB, 495x528, 15:16, 1523565162401.jpg)

>>165

>you hear anything about what caused the shutdown in the first place?

Just rumors. The fact that there's no official word about it anywhere leads me to believe it was intentional, but as to why I don't know. I like conspiracies so here's my two favorite possibilities:

1. strikes on Syria are currently launching or are imminent. /pol/ is unironically the place where Syria news breaks first, so taking it offline would fit logically into any blackout heading into military action.

2. the /r9k/ NEETs->traps scandal. Apparently there was a group trawling for impressionable NEETs on /r9k/ and blackmailing them into becoming traps. The theory is this triggered federal action under the new anti-trafficking laws (like what happened with backpage) and they've frozen 4chan while they collect data.

I think a situation like #2 is more likely. If it were part of a blackout then why not just pull the plug completely? boards.4chan.org is still up and all the boards are still available, it's just posting is disabled or obfuscated to the point of being impossible; this would align with them taking a snapshot of the database (4chan doesn't officially archive, so new posts automatically bump old data out forever). Allegedly this also happened for a few hours when that /r9k/ guy livestreamed his suicide.

Of course it could be as innocent as hiroshimoot thinking this is a funny Friday the 13th prank.


473264 No.208

>>182

>I think a situation like #2 is more likely.

thats what im leaning towards too. if they wanted to black out the site and disrupt info leaks on syria, they would straight up nuke the site and make it unable to see. but most boards and threads can still be read easily. which lends credence to them freezing the site to scrape it (something that would be fucking impossible to do with the boards moving at full velocity).

appreciate the input. wild times


408522 No.226

Cuckchan is back up


b2c97d No.549

>>57

cuckchan is back up




File: d9a550e1b5f2a79⋯.jpg (62.93 KB, 749x733, 749:733, 1522769678905.jpg)

ce79fd No.259[Reply]

I was working on the site today when I realized the funds basic method of investing is retarded. If I actually want to run a hedgefund like this, an ERC20 token or waves listed on a small exchange would be way better

Currently there are 3 investors in the fund, and I'm going to refund all of their money and try again with a new approach in June.

Rip. AUIC version 1, version 2 will be much better

7d0641 No.265

>>259

its probably for the best. these are gonna be some rough months ahead of us if were correct in our predictions about BAC


ce79fd No.267

>>265

That's what I'm thinking too. I'm mildly retarded and have no idea what I'm doing, so I don't really want to be responsible for loosing other people's money in a super rocky market that will FUCK US UP


7d0641 No.274

>>267

just relax and short the US and european financial sectors




File: ce39d281674287d⋯.webm (3.89 MB, 256x320, 4:5, do the hustle.webm)

9262a2 No.10[Reply]

so id just as soon leave this shit unmoderated if we can keep it quiet enough, as thats when shits the best. but if you want admin privileges just let me know ITT

being on 8ch keeps us off google and so long as we stay off the main active board list we are good to go here, just being a quiet little dead board.

wouldve named it something more obvious, but figured it would be best to lay low with it as its a bunker after all. even if this shit just gets used to hold books and pdfs, i think itll still be pretty cool.

9262a2 No.12

>>10

also if anyone is good with CSS and has some brilliant master plan, say something. i didnt bother.

was also trying to look into getting hooktube embed to be possible as you can just save the videos right from the thread and make a good backup of it real easy. and it also staves off any suspicion of anyone shilling any ones videos for any ulterior motives, as theres no ad-shekels involved


9262a2 No.13

also i set it up right now as anon with forced IDs. we can take that off if you want, but it might help to pick out spammers if we get fucked with for any reason

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