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2dd00f No.546[Reply]

Started this bread because we're over 400 comments and starting to appear in the active thread/nerve center and I want to keep this place on the DL

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892aa3 No.604



im glad this place is getting some use. and if ya have any books in particular that you would like to see, post em either here or in the pdf thread and ill see what i can come up with.

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ba1afb No.4[Reply]

embedding should work for youtube, and a few of the other common ones, i forget. gotta test it and see

starting with obligatory anti suicide self help video from some meathead to test youtube capabilities

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ba1afb No.45

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and one more video focusing on the specific greeks. you watch all of these and you will have all the foundational knowledge to trade options and not totally fuck up


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0dbea6 No.3[Reply]

we should be able to back up and share books here so at the very least, this will be a handy little library of sorts. if you have requests or anything you can put them here. if i can find them (or some other anon finds/has it), ill delete your post, and then keep the post with the pdf here in its place, to try and keep it neat. if ya gotta shitpost, go to the designated shitposting street, or im just gonna take it down if you do it ITT. i wanna keep this thread neat and useful for other anons at the very least.

if you can, make your post have a quick blurb describing the book, and at the very least leave the title and author (for ctrl+f search purposes)

this first one is a book i got shilled on /smg/. its focused on futures but its useful in general for any securities

>30 Days to Market Mastery by Jacob Bernstein

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56544f No.425

File: a8b9795a445064f⋯.pdf (14.37 MB, Bodie's Investments, 10th ….pdf)


While on it, this is a reference textbook I found regarding portfolio management. I dont have any references on it but it looks legit.

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baf756 No.46[Reply]





some other basic shit:

we are traders here. our primary motivator is money. we dont give a fuck about politics outside of how it directly affects the markets. talking about current political events/happenings is totally fine as long as you guys can keep a cool head about it.

if youre here to push a political agenda, FUCK OFF. i dont care which way youre trying to push, left, right, up, down etc…

it is irrelevant to what this board is. please dont make me play mod too hard. imageboards (imo) thrive under lack of moderation, and id like to keep it that way if we can.


bear found a halfway decent way to get 8ch running on a phone so for all you phoneposters out there


feel free to invite whoever but remember



thats all goys…

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baf756 No.406



it seems he has forsaken us. i guess that means /pol/ was right again.

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0ea6bd No.9[Reply]

so if we want to just fill up threads endlessly i suppose it doesnt matter. but ill put this thread here and have it cycle so that we can just use this thread whenever the red army decides to invade us over on the main general.

decided to post a screenshot of the general pasta rather than copypasteing it, to make it harder to searh for us (8ch already protects us from google, but we show up on other engines).

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5ca9d9 No.544

I wish cuckchan was up so I could see the pink wojaks

2d4a9b No.545


I'm having Singapore noodles and my bond puts went up 18% so far. Really kicking my self for not jumping on TVIX this morning though

828f3d No.547


Stupid chink moot

Also new thread >>546

This one is showing up in the nerve center because of the amount of replies, and we need to avoid publicity

eb6a47 No.556


im not too worried about it really, but alright. 8channers are mostly fine people (with unpopular opinions, albeit). i just want to avoid the political melodrama that comes along with being an active board on 8ch

eb6a47 No.599


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473264 No.57[Reply]


hey so i posted that story about backpage selling children and am now completely unable to post on any 4chan board entirely. not even banned. when i go to post it constantly tries to submit the post, and i get an error message saying that github is blocking me essentially. ill try to post screencaps of whats going on.

i started experiencing this error the moment after i posted the link in last nights thread. not saying its necessarily related just yet, but this is NOT the first time i have been censored like this by cuckchan.

if anyone else is experiencing problems please let me know. its rather upsetting when i run into shit like this, as it confirms that my every post is indeed being watched (or at least filtered) on that wretched site. even more concerning is the unorthodox, completely un appealable "ban" that i now have (once AGAIN) gotten for myself on this site means i will likely be unable to join you goys directly in any further threads. atleast until i find a new VPN to get on the cuckchan again

anyways, figured id send out my distress beacon in case anyone else was having problms after discussing that backpage scandal last night, or if indeed, im being singled out again

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473264 No.165


hey good stuff. thanks anon.

you hear anything about what caused the shutdown in the first place? i cant get a read on anything as it looks like EVERYWHERE on the internet is being raided by the half/pol/ shills/bots and now it looks like goons are piling on too.

initially i thought it had something to do with the bug outing memeflags geolocation, but now im not sure. do you think it has anything to do with the backpage scandal, or perhaps syria news?

6853c0 No.182

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>you hear anything about what caused the shutdown in the first place?

Just rumors. The fact that there's no official word about it anywhere leads me to believe it was intentional, but as to why I don't know. I like conspiracies so here's my two favorite possibilities:

1. strikes on Syria are currently launching or are imminent. /pol/ is unironically the place where Syria news breaks first, so taking it offline would fit logically into any blackout heading into military action.

2. the /r9k/ NEETs->traps scandal. Apparently there was a group trawling for impressionable NEETs on /r9k/ and blackmailing them into becoming traps. The theory is this triggered federal action under the new anti-trafficking laws (like what happened with backpage) and they've frozen 4chan while they collect data.

I think a situation like #2 is more likely. If it were part of a blackout then why not just pull the plug completely? boards.4chan.org is still up and all the boards are still available, it's just posting is disabled or obfuscated to the point of being impossible; this would align with them taking a snapshot of the database (4chan doesn't officially archive, so new posts automatically bump old data out forever). Allegedly this also happened for a few hours when that /r9k/ guy livestreamed his suicide.

Of course it could be as innocent as hiroshimoot thinking this is a funny Friday the 13th prank.

473264 No.208


>I think a situation like #2 is more likely.

thats what im leaning towards too. if they wanted to black out the site and disrupt info leaks on syria, they would straight up nuke the site and make it unable to see. but most boards and threads can still be read easily. which lends credence to them freezing the site to scrape it (something that would be fucking impossible to do with the boards moving at full velocity).

appreciate the input. wild times

408522 No.226

Cuckchan is back up

b2c97d No.549


cuckchan is back up

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5c6243 No.1[Reply]

this should be a safe place from those commie rat bastards

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5c6243 No.107


how did you find it if you dont mind me asking? was it just from my posts on 4chan? or are we already coming up on the featured boards tab? trying to keep us out of sight of 8ch to be honest, as i dont want this to devolve into some political shitflinging fest.

but if you wanna make money, read sum books. and if you have any requests, post em in the pdf thread and ill try to get em for ya

3542cb No.260


I saw it on /smg/ I lurk during lunch. I just downloaded the first few on the pdf thread and will be browsing this weekend. Our lab jobs let us watch the charts at our leisure so it is a good opportunity to learn

5c6243 No.273

File: f5c030f7aba3fec⋯.mp4 (604.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, costanza.mp4)

im long costanza desu

5c6243 No.280

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pepe is so overbought right now

5c6243 No.282

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goddamn i wish our news was as fucking entertaining as middle eastern news

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ce79fd No.259[Reply]

I was working on the site today when I realized the funds basic method of investing is retarded. If I actually want to run a hedgefund like this, an ERC20 token or waves listed on a small exchange would be way better

Currently there are 3 investors in the fund, and I'm going to refund all of their money and try again with a new approach in June.

Rip. AUIC version 1, version 2 will be much better

7d0641 No.265


its probably for the best. these are gonna be some rough months ahead of us if were correct in our predictions about BAC

ce79fd No.267


That's what I'm thinking too. I'm mildly retarded and have no idea what I'm doing, so I don't really want to be responsible for loosing other people's money in a super rocky market that will FUCK US UP

7d0641 No.274


just relax and short the US and european financial sectors

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ba627c No.49[Reply]

Repost the best memes from /rtg/ and /smg/ here.

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8fbbbf No.52

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ba627c No.53

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memes must be uploaded every post in this thread shit posts go to the other thread… can't edit my op. fuck me

dd8785 No.54

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9262a2 No.10[Reply]

so id just as soon leave this shit unmoderated if we can keep it quiet enough, as thats when shits the best. but if you want admin privileges just let me know ITT

being on 8ch keeps us off google and so long as we stay off the main active board list we are good to go here, just being a quiet little dead board.

wouldve named it something more obvious, but figured it would be best to lay low with it as its a bunker after all. even if this shit just gets used to hold books and pdfs, i think itll still be pretty cool.

9262a2 No.12


also if anyone is good with CSS and has some brilliant master plan, say something. i didnt bother.

was also trying to look into getting hooktube embed to be possible as you can just save the videos right from the thread and make a good backup of it real easy. and it also staves off any suspicion of anyone shilling any ones videos for any ulterior motives, as theres no ad-shekels involved

9262a2 No.13

also i set it up right now as anon with forced IDs. we can take that off if you want, but it might help to pick out spammers if we get fucked with for any reason

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