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File: e4e3e5feada1caf⋯.png (30.6 KB, 800x473, 800:473, DdgHb-rU0AEUh0Y.png)

b59c69  No.1078[Reply]


Looks like 4ch is down. I almost forgot we had this board.

Soup, fam?

3b9cdc  No.1087

File: 464a9f42ac11a1d⋯.png (90.74 KB, 751x230, 751:230, jannies.png)

these 4channel jannies really are niggers

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ba627c  No.49[Reply]

Repost the best memes from /rtg/ and /smg/ here.

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4d5aaf  No.1082

File: 06a8e214b7686c0⋯.png (240.32 KB, 321x399, 107:133, comfy.png)


does anyone have the pic of comfys face?

i need to shoop it onto mike d from the beastie boyz

84033a  No.1083

File: b2900ad0d5f6b36⋯.png (105.8 KB, 250x183, 250:183, 1543196797100.png)


found it in warosu from one of Big5Guy's autistic screeching posts

38c3e8  No.1084

File: 352bcb1e4fb3af3⋯.png (209.54 KB, 500x522, 250:261, uncle_powell_&_the_market.png)

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File: 6432cde7eab3798⋯.png (84.09 KB, 246x246, 1:1, UVXY_CEO_Mike.png)

38c3e8  No.1085

File: 7ee972576d2d9d7⋯.jpg (78.04 KB, 600x622, 300:311, my_name_is_jerome.jpg)

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

38c3e8  No.1086

File: 7018abacf91d5ac⋯.png (51.4 KB, 966x623, 138:89, LONG_LCI_happy_ending.png)

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76f8eb  No.1013[Reply]

joined the "NPC anime girl" forced meme spam and got banned

See you Sunday night

Long Teekay Tankers

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8dac01  No.1052


yea as soon as i went on and said that the un-updated palemoon workerd, it stopped working again lel

i keep meaning to catch up w yall at movie night, but i been playing a lot tbh

im just tired of trying to get one over on the all seeing eyes at googledunno why this always happens tbh

one theory i have is that ever since i installed the fuckjewtube userscript that lainposter made, ive been unable to fill out google captchas. on any site. not just suckchan



8dac01  No.1053


you know any good VPNs that fuckchan doesnt have rangebanned?

the one i got now is protonVPN, but the only ones that dont get instab& are the "secure core" ones that re-route through two VPNs. but those are REALLY fucking expensive tbh

76f8eb  No.1054


lol we miss you

correction again, youre going to miss the bears cry when we rally, Hope you bought the dip ;)


I dont know anything about that, Im a good boy that uses one computer and no phone or fake ip

2813c6  No.1076

File: f4300dfaaeeb424⋯.png (83.32 KB, 796x450, 398:225, that was quick.png)

that was bretty fast

at least i know i got one good IP, and that i can use noscript on all their analytics and still get captcha to work kinda

im sorry to hear that its not only me now, but also rkg getting b& relentlessly

264f45  No.1077

File: bb6f08312dcea62⋯.jpeg (464.66 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, 2EC2D1F4-3154-4079-9EF7-E….jpeg)


Geg was it the butthole eyes thing? One day, we will see all of /biz/ united under the flag of /smg/ inshallah


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b1d6d7  No.1065[Reply]

Hello all!

I've been chatting with sundown on discord and I want the regulars in on it on a secret server.

Teh profit, I know you think discord is a CIA monitoring psych op but you should get on for casual chat, I miss you

Post ITT with your trip and I'll drop you single use links

0260b8  No.1069

File: 25ece2fb253fc4e⋯.webm (11.95 MB, 711x400, 711:400, discord.webm)


>Teh profit, I know you think discord is a CIA monitoring psych op but you should get on for casual chat

it is m8


srsly dont use discord

if you do, actually read the ToS. shit is fucking terrifying

i do miss you guys too tho

0260b8  No.1070



i posted in the other bread, but ill reiterate

wtf exactly is going on with this site fork?

is there talk of a mass exodus?

ive seen several times where much more minor changes have caused people to leave

hows /smg/ feel about it?

if yall need to and hiro fucks the site totally if youll remember, my theory is that imageboards are dangerous and need to die. and this is how you kill a site 101 youre always welcome to come here. ill even pass on the BOwnership to someone who will keep up on the place on a day to day

as for dicksword, ill think about it

0260b8  No.1071


oh yea forgot trip

2d2fd5  No.1072

File: bdd5dc70deaad16⋯.png (395.5 KB, 534x909, 178:303, spec tickle sorcery.PNG)


Yeah the site fork seems really weird to me, D&C tactics so blatant it seems cartoonish and fake. He really thinks hes going to get legitimate ads on 4chan if it's sfw only? It's not 2006 anymore, my mom knows what 4chan is and thinks its "scary"; what a great ad platform.

I've never liked hiroshimoot, had a bad feeling ever since 2014 about what was going on behind the scenes there. Hell, I'm probably late in suspecting something weird is going on. I remember the 2014-5 exodus to here and how that briefly atomized and then kind of galvanized a lot of the bigger brained and more extreme /pol/ guys. It's interesting to me that the three boards most notorious for having possibly criminal psychos on them are staying on 4chan. Are you old enough to remember the 7chan exodus? I was 10 lol.

Also some of my local friends (they're white nationalists kek) and I use riot.im, it has end to end encryption and works alright.

4ab64f  No.1075

File: 040cb7d414ab8e5⋯.jpg (259.43 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 1430321382781.jpg)


>D&C tactics so blatant it seems cartoonish and fake

i honestly think if it is D&C, its more focused on flooding the deeper imageboards than it is about D&Cing cuckchan. that place is already thoroughly under control imo

>He really thinks hes going to get legitimate ads on 4chan if it's sfw only?


i really cant understand his angle at all. makes no sense yeti dont think this is over tbh

>I've never liked hiroshimoot

you shouldnt. look up what happened to 2ch when he was the owner. sold everyones data same as what he does nowadays on 4

>had a bad feeling ever since 2014 about what was going on behind the scenes there

yea thats why i left.

>Are you old enough to remember the 7chan exodus? I was 10 lol.

i dont really remember why it happened, but i do remember when 7chan was actually somewhat "active"

>riot.im, it has end to end encryption and works alright.


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83150e  No.1066[Reply]

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:


List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:


Real-time market news:


Educational sites:



Free in depth technical analysis charts:


Premarket Data:


Earnings Report Calendars:



Biopharma Catalyst CaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

7a66f5  No.1067

File: 017dba9fba915b1⋯.jpg (57.75 KB, 382x318, 191:159, MFW 24.jpg)


prepping for change?

fuck, am I going to need to start tripfaggin soon?

62e4c5  No.1068


so whats the deal with this site fork anyways?

is it gonna fuck /biz/ up somehow?

i can imagine the SFW boards are gonna get fucking inundated with ads. god knows what theyre gonna do to the NSFW part

7a66f5  No.1073


who cares, only newbs dont have adblock installed

f16c7f  No.1074


id imagine it would be a bitch for phonefaggots which is prolly well over half the site

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dd4a0d  No.801[Reply]

According to this graph: we're all screwed

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307dd2  No.1056


im banned again tbh

but i found a way where i can get back in every once in a while. still not entirely sure on how i got it to work, but even still, im filling out somewhere around 30 captchas to make a couple posts

its become something of a "not worth it tbh fam" ordeal for me

sucks too, because a lot of the shit weve been predicting has started to pass i fuggin nailed it w my short silver from spring to fall prediction. crazy times


sundown, if you check back here every once in a while, i need to see you after class…

i have something that may interest your autism and we could certainly use your autism tbh

09fa28  No.1057

File: da6d550311e4804⋯.png (167.36 KB, 245x330, 49:66, sabriel.png)


Sundown reporting in! I usually check here every couple days, I'm not as active in the general as I used to be thanks to having a busier job now. My bell still tolls every day though, and I usually find time to bother people and make needlessly obtuse shitposts after hours.

09fa28  No.1062

File: 69c825ebf218ad2⋯.jpg (39.38 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sip of Luci-bel.jpg)



Nice, got the link. Guess we're finding shambala now.

028e68  No.1063


or agartha

whichever comes up first

028e68  No.1064



>inb4 none of this happened

File: 1cd0dec76b0d99e⋯.png (283.58 KB, 669x285, 223:95, CodeBog98.png)

0d2aa9  No.982[Reply]


Free algo trading (Currently private beta)


Quantopia (Learning about python, math and stock related libraries, algorithmic trading)


Book on Algo Trading


Popularity List of Programing Language Tutorials (July 2018)


InteractiveBrokers API Info/List of Languages that support algorithmic trading on IB



This general has the intent to provide a platform for code-anons to discuss, evaluate and share custom-made indicators, algorithms or resources that help us become better coders.

Cause nobody takes anybody seriously unless your resume is your own personalized fucking website nowadays with fancy javascript fade ins and sliding elements

Feel free to post your own code, take something you found and post it here to discuss how it works or how to make it better, 'learn' how to code (you might have a hard time w/this if this general doesn't catch on)

You get back what you put in and nobody really comes here, there's a vePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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bccbe0  No.1011

File: 65763313c7c7294⋯.png (22.86 KB, 1575x264, 525:88, Screenshot_228.png)

I don't know how accurate this is, but it's a really simple strategy and it looks like it generates turbogains for some reason.

5b34fc  No.1012


i didnt even notice that this bread got created


im glad this place gets some use. makes me feel like less of a faggot for making the place

5b34fc  No.1025

File: 7ac204bdf52b007⋯.jpg (96.17 KB, 900x900, 1:1, fren.jpg)

File: 0c999e2f573b641⋯.jpg (102.2 KB, 1390x1390, 1:1, froot.jpg)

File: 15804e2ad9c7832⋯.webm (3.59 MB, 480x480, 1:1, SANIC.webm)

File: 25f6b3b0a7af292⋯.webm (3.74 MB, 1036x720, 259:180, half a press.webm)







imma start cracking on this

pussyfooted around too much w tradingview, i oughta start trying better an shieeet


very intradasting


make sure you add in slippage and commissions on those things fam

theres a lot of stock ones on there, and w commissions factored they almost always lose money.

0d2aa9  No.1049

File: 659e6add7527965⋯.pdf (2.56 MB, 1492464186101.pdf)

File: 12717b290d3d98d⋯.gif (351.53 KB, 499x356, 499:356, 1536620237288.gif)

Not dead, but still not returned; I have been studying macro (multinational conglomerate) business techniques while I study and work in some bone grinding warehouse in boondock nowhere.

The 'zombie doctor' process that is so prevalent in the video game developer sector (a changing tide, unreliable currently due to shifting consumer sentiments) and in the hobbyist tool sector (still prevalent and extremely widespread as the names are more easily found on the exchange(s), and more money goes into the sector) is something you might be able to take advantage of; if you'd like a project to work on. Attached is a .pdf from the python general at lain/arisuchan. I'm sure you can find some wizards out there willing to share their guides in some larger capacity than here.

Dogwhistler companies might also be something to fuck with; looking for 'specific' keywords in certain places and placing 100 dollars down on those companies. Continuous doubling down after certain amt. of loss based on your studies until you finally get your 4th of july-esque GBR champagne party, might be worth some fuckin' about with. Thing is; requires dedicated effort for something that might not pan out in the end. Let nothing slow you, it's nobler to be in action than to second guess yourself and stay stagnant, yeah?

I have not been to the general in quite some time, I hope you are all doing well and I will return when I am richer or the market crashes. One or the other.

5b34fc  No.1050

File: f9771e4ced7a483⋯.png (144.5 KB, 1595x773, 1595:773, proofs of life.png)


>I have not been to the general in quite some time

fucking me neither

i think the rest of em think im ded or some shit

i just dont have any spec money rn so i got my boomer memes i aint touching, and thats it. been bretty busy too in irl grinding up sum cash

not to mention that google has made it completely fucking impossible for me to post. i even got a real nice swiss proxy that feeds through iceland then canada. has no idea im boxxyd up. but the captcha is just downright broken, giving me "you seem to have mistyped the captcha" errors i didnt type at all you fuckin clowns. frankly im tired of dealing with this cuckchan shit. ever since like 4 years ago theyve done their best to make me unable to post. as far as im concerned, they win.

>Attached is a .pdf from the python general at lain/arisuchan

LEL looks like great minds think alike

i was actually just over there poking around and found this. came here to post it in our code dome.

speaking of lain, have you gotten the new fuckjewtube script? works better than hooktube ever did, and its lain-themed. whats not to luv?

check >>>/vg/66294

pop those bad boys in grease/tampermonkey and enjoy. super helpful for backing up vids. even after theyve been banned/flagged region locked etc. i was even able to rip some webms while youtubes serbs were down.

speaking of which

what the fuck is happening with all these tech giants? was i actually not full of shit w my whole doomsday hi debt corps imploding from rising rates? powell aint slowing down. google looks like absolute hell and then just last night we have worldwide outages. not to sound like a conspiratard nutter or anything cuz i kinda am, but i also have my moments tbhPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

File: 664b3b96650493f⋯.pdf (6.48 MB, 30days2MarketMastery.pdf)

0dbea6  No.3[Reply]

we should be able to back up and share books here so at the very least, this will be a handy little library of sorts. if you have requests or anything you can put them here. if i can find them (or some other anon finds/has it), ill delete your post, and then keep the post with the pdf here in its place, to try and keep it neat. if ya gotta shitpost, go to the designated shitposting street, or im just gonna take it down if you do it ITT. i wanna keep this thread neat and useful for other anons at the very least.

if you can, make your post have a quick blurb describing the book, and at the very least leave the title and author (for ctrl+f search purposes)

this first one is a book i got shilled on /smg/. its focused on futures but its useful in general for any securities

>30 Days to Market Mastery by Jacob Bernstein

note for all newfaggots

click the paperclip and you get a fucking book. you can read it in browser or download it idgaf


if you want to find pretty much any book ever go to


theyve had pretty much everything that ive ever looked for. good scans too usually

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69670c  No.829

File: ba1f6c5bb999d03⋯.jpg (46.79 KB, 343x500, 343:500, trading and exchanges.jpg)

File: 634ae031ffa3ae2⋯.pdf (650.18 KB, Larry Harris - Trading and….pdf)

[S+] [D] [D+] [D*] [B] [RB] [B&D] [B&D+] [B&D*] [Edit]

got this one reccomended by reluctant kneepad girl if you can believe that. looks really good. has a lot of chapters that pertain to reading depth charts/orderflow charts, understanding liquidity and how market makers work etc…

>Trading and Exchanges by Larry Harris (2003)

69670c  No.939

heres a link some anon dropped in /smg/ today.

its a google drive for a shit ton of market books (most of which we dont have), so if you arent afraid of using the google i am :'( have at it.


69670c  No.941

File: ab94faccc9218a0⋯.jpg (37.14 KB, 320x500, 16:25, random walk.jpg)

File: c88049a98393862⋯.pdf (4.93 MB, Burton G. Malkiel - Random….pdf)

>Random Walk Down Wall Street by Burton G. Malkiel

this is the most updated and revised version i could find. came out in 2003

69670c  No.1008

File: 5e0727f7753a1a9⋯.jpg (45.64 KB, 340x500, 17:25, stock market wizards.jpg)

File: d9d00ca34178e7b⋯.pdf (3.03 MB, Jack D. Schwager - Stock M….pdf)

an anon just recommended a book in /smg/ that id never heard of. found it really quickly so i figured id pop it up here. has interviews w a lot of pros and deals heavily with market psychology

>"Market Wizards" by Jack D. Schwager

92ea19  No.1009


thanks a bunch anon

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ba1afb  No.4[Reply]

embedding should work for youtube, and a few of the other common ones, i forget. gotta test it and see

starting with obligatory anti suicide self help video from some meathead to test youtube capabilities

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ba1afb  No.45

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


and one more video focusing on the specific greeks. you watch all of these and you will have all the foundational knowledge to trade options and not totally fuck up


449667  No.605

sorry to the anons whose shitposts i deleted. nothin personnel, but im trying to keep this thread and the pdfs one clean and focused on giving other anons a background on finance.

i got no problem with yall shitposting as much as you want (global rules obviously apply), just do it in either a new thread or in our designated shitposting street

096d49  No.755


Thanks for doing that. I agree with keeping it clean and shitposting on the designated street.

a30629  No.832


im putting this shit here because anon (gz8AzttL) dropped by and was dropping all kinds of good tips on how to get started as a professional trader, as well as some interesting tips on writing algos.

i didnt have time to screencap all the important parts.

and i refuse to use, and link here, cuckchans shitty archive site.

ill cap the important parts later, i just wanted to get the archive of it and put it somewhere cuz my computer is fucked rn

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a30629  No.940

File: 281152b01e88e07⋯.png (22.46 KB, 1465x127, 1465:127, anon reccomends trading vi….png)

heres a cap of some good suggestions for pirating some trading seminar vids. i havent tried it yet, but im simply putting this here in case anyone wants to give anons advice a try.

File: c1f701ddc75edf8⋯.jpg (16.12 KB, 343x325, 343:325, boggette.jpg)

baf756  No.46[Reply]





some other basic shit:

we are traders here. our primary motivator is money. we dont give a fuck about politics outside of how it directly affects the markets. talking about current political events/happenings is totally fine as long as you guys can keep a cool head about it.

if youre here to push a political agenda, FUCK OFF. i dont care which way youre trying to push, left, right, up, down etc…

it is irrelevant to what this board is. please dont make me play mod too hard. imageboards (imo) thrive under lack of moderation, and id like to keep it that way if we can.


bear found a version of clover that works for 8ch, so use this if your a phonefag


feel free to invite whoever but remember



thats all goys…

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5dc203  No.819


is this one better than the one in the OP?

1fe577  No.821


Yes much better, IMO

5dc203  No.827

File: 581ca514707bd36⋯.jpg (63.98 KB, 500x432, 125:108, 3rd rule is dont talk to c….jpg)



i just realized i shouldve made the third rule be "dont talk to commies"

a7da0f  No.935

File: dfa2a89c0181f83⋯.png (105.77 KB, 683x470, 683:470, 3.png)


>we dont give a fuck about politics outside of how it directly affects the markets


5dc203  No.936



i just dont wanna have to moderate this shit tbh. the way things go on 8, once you become a place to discuss politics, every retard and their mother that likes to pretend he knows everything about politics decides to pile on, and then all the interest/shilling groups come in, and then i got a whole fucking mess on my hands. we break that rule all the time, but its a small amount of people who use the thing so it dont fucking matter

i really dont wanna deal with some nazbol faggot like what happened the other day on half coming in here and shitting up what should be a nice resource for all of /smg/ to use.

File: 75d2ea05d0ec853⋯.gif (3.75 MB, 480x270, 16:9, [shitposting loudly].gif)

018792  No.911[Reply]

hai guise

8ch admin here, but you can just call me codemonkey for shoert LOL

anyways, im grinding out some UVXY/mike tyson tripcodes we can all fuck around with. ill post em as they come out

im gonna test out my new ones here too so dont mind me. if you wanna bruteforce your own out, try


and if you want some retarded public trips to go terrorize cryptokiddies with try



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018792  No.922

heres another one of the UVXYinc trips that just popped up while i was sitting down. think im gonna stop this search and zone in on making the mike tyson one more possible.

gotta say, i always thought tripfags were gay as shit, but this brute force program is kinda fun to see what you can get it to come up with

<uvXYInCiWk #46l::YHr

018792  No.923

i think if theres two #s in the trip it turns into a secure trip

lets see

018792  No.924


nope, i guess it works just fine

here it is

<9CE0UVxYMM #*j_#3X*9

018792  No.925

only two so far, but were getting closer

<.oMiktYSN6 #fJ(:-;Ko

<jMiktysN.o #l(OrQ-Aa

55561e  No.927

>admin gets 911

I saw one on smg today - !9MiKtysnEk

File: 1dcfd985bf2f46f⋯.webm (5.21 MB, 640x360, 16:9, carpenter brut.webm)

5c6243  No.1[Reply]

this should be a safe place from those commie rat bastards

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5c6243  No.280

File: 1588af6c58527e9⋯.webm (6.76 MB, 854x480, 427:240, liquidate ur meme equity.webm)

pepe is so overbought right now

5c6243  No.282

File: 2c575da97be0096⋯.mp4 (4.18 MB, 400x224, 25:14, memri shoes.mp4)


goddamn i wish our news was as fucking entertaining as middle eastern news

5ecbb9  No.756

File: 46edc3cbfd9fa9d⋯.png (385.4 KB, 1312x2560, 41:80, Screenshot_20180425-194600.png)


Current state of Jason

d24c36  No.824

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

did you goys know that punk rock was invented by the yakuza?

d24c36  No.826

File: 86d57daa4f9dbd2⋯.mp4 (2.66 MB, 400x400, 1:1, choc bear.mp4)

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2dd00f  No.546[Reply]

Started this bread because we're over 400 comments and starting to appear in the active thread/nerve center and I want to keep this place on the DL

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3f11d5  No.802

New thread to stay under the radar!


02a524  No.804


i capped us at 250 posts per thread (which is the lowest i could) and i managed to get it so that we arent indexed anymore. i believe that includes the nerve center as well. hopefully it shouldnt be a problem (i dont think it will be unless we get enough unique IPs to end up on the first page of the board list). but alright. ill make it the new sticky

3f11d5  No.806

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Awesome, ty bby

Pic related is a list I put together of some morgage investment firms with good divs that might be good. I think teh profit turned me on to the idea of investing in mortgages with rising interest rates

3f11d5  No.807


(NRZ and SRC is listed separately because I'm currently holding them)

02a524  No.808

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good stuff. im gonna have to look at these more in depth. i like the looks of some of these. in particular really calm ones with big M-caps (and possible upside potential since non fixed rate mortgages will all compound w/ one another due to larger baskets of holdings). just have to make sure were not exposed to some shitty subprime garbage in those bigger ones. ie make sure these arent all of those loans lent by BAC JPM WFC etc to the smaller banks (im still convinced this is a huge threat in the long term).


it seems i was right in assuming that israel was going to get their hands dirty… israel has directly attacked some syrian, iranian, and lebanese (specifically hezbollah) bases. you know what that means…

i hope you guys were all building positions in long term oil call contracts. i know ive got a couple. but regardless, oil is likely going to build up for a little bit until it becomes clear of whether the US will get involved. thus, im expecting a short term, steady climb in anticipation, and then (depending on how UN special counsel acts (and provided they dont ignore it again entirely, like every one of the last times israel attacked a country in the mideast)) as it becomes clear whether the US or any other israeli military ally countries (like france) are going to jump in, it will either crash back down to around where it is now, or it will take the fuck off.

i know im gonna getter some shorter term slightly OTM ones for the swing this week. and then if i, or any of you guys, hear anything about a UN meeting, or hear trump either ignore it, or say directly that were not getting involved, flip to puts. if tension increases im going to go with even more short term calls (and maybe even roll my long term ones to look for more OTM leverage), and hedge with some puts. oil almost always "builds" via having a huge bart-pattern down before a big move up (as its so thoroughly controlled), so its sometimes a nice little bonus, in addition to being a hedge if you time it right. remember, oil is seasonal, and affected by inflation and dollar price, but it is also inherently newPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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0ea6bd  No.9[Reply]

so if we want to just fill up threads endlessly i suppose it doesnt matter. but ill put this thread here and have it cycle so that we can just use this thread whenever the red army decides to invade us over on the main general.

decided to post a screenshot of the general pasta rather than copypasteing it, to make it harder to searh for us (8ch already protects us from google, but we show up on other engines).

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5ca9d9  No.544

I wish cuckchan was up so I could see the pink wojaks

2d4a9b  No.545


I'm having Singapore noodles and my bond puts went up 18% so far. Really kicking my self for not jumping on TVIX this morning though

828f3d  No.547


Stupid chink moot

Also new thread >>546

This one is showing up in the nerve center because of the amount of replies, and we need to avoid publicity

eb6a47  No.556


im not too worried about it really, but alright. 8channers are mostly fine people (with unpopular opinions, albeit). i just want to avoid the political melodrama that comes along with being an active board on 8ch

eb6a47  No.599


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473264  No.57[Reply]


hey so i posted that story about backpage selling children and am now completely unable to post on any 4chan board entirely. not even banned. when i go to post it constantly tries to submit the post, and i get an error message saying that github is blocking me essentially. ill try to post screencaps of whats going on.

i started experiencing this error the moment after i posted the link in last nights thread. not saying its necessarily related just yet, but this is NOT the first time i have been censored like this by cuckchan.

if anyone else is experiencing problems please let me know. its rather upsetting when i run into shit like this, as it confirms that my every post is indeed being watched (or at least filtered) on that wretched site. even more concerning is the unorthodox, completely un appealable "ban" that i now have (once AGAIN) gotten for myself on this site means i will likely be unable to join you goys directly in any further threads. atleast until i find a new VPN to get on the cuckchan again

anyways, figured id send out my distress beacon in case anyone else was having problms after discussing that backpage scandal last night, or if indeed, im being singled out again

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473264  No.165


hey good stuff. thanks anon.

you hear anything about what caused the shutdown in the first place? i cant get a read on anything as it looks like EVERYWHERE on the internet is being raided by the half/pol/ shills/bots and now it looks like goons are piling on too.

initially i thought it had something to do with the bug outing memeflags geolocation, but now im not sure. do you think it has anything to do with the backpage scandal, or perhaps syria news?

6853c0  No.182

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>you hear anything about what caused the shutdown in the first place?

Just rumors. The fact that there's no official word about it anywhere leads me to believe it was intentional, but as to why I don't know. I like conspiracies so here's my two favorite possibilities:

1. strikes on Syria are currently launching or are imminent. /pol/ is unironically the place where Syria news breaks first, so taking it offline would fit logically into any blackout heading into military action.

2. the /r9k/ NEETs->traps scandal. Apparently there was a group trawling for impressionable NEETs on /r9k/ and blackmailing them into becoming traps. The theory is this triggered federal action under the new anti-trafficking laws (like what happened with backpage) and they've frozen 4chan while they collect data.

I think a situation like #2 is more likely. If it were part of a blackout then why not just pull the plug completely? boards.4chan.org is still up and all the boards are still available, it's just posting is disabled or obfuscated to the point of being impossible; this would align with them taking a snapshot of the database (4chan doesn't officially archive, so new posts automatically bump old data out forever). Allegedly this also happened for a few hours when that /r9k/ guy livestreamed his suicide.

Of course it could be as innocent as hiroshimoot thinking this is a funny Friday the 13th prank.

473264  No.208


>I think a situation like #2 is more likely.

thats what im leaning towards too. if they wanted to black out the site and disrupt info leaks on syria, they would straight up nuke the site and make it unable to see. but most boards and threads can still be read easily. which lends credence to them freezing the site to scrape it (something that would be fucking impossible to do with the boards moving at full velocity).

appreciate the input. wild times

408522  No.226

Cuckchan is back up

b2c97d  No.549


cuckchan is back up

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