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4a2354 No.2186

Hey guys, does any of you have any idea about where I could find the old Ticklepalace vids, like Wench for a Day ? :) The owner apparently removed himself from the Internet. Thanks in advance !

dad552 No.2324

DON'T…JUST DON'T. Don't bring about the wrath of Kujman again…

dad552 No.2328

>>2324
>Kujman

Who?

dad552 No.2331

>>2328

I guess you should consider yourself lucky you never heard of him. He's this narcissistic lunatic who believes he "created" the tickling community among a laundry list of other outlandish claims and flat out lies (like how he was the original voice of the Hawaiian Punch mascot). He did a handful of mediocre videos, took money from people but never delivered merchandise and goes on the warpath if anyone DARES post his content, even images that have been floating around openly for years. He also flips out if anyone dares slander his greatness; he had a thread pulled on feetschan for this reason alone.

This is why I'm starting to think we should have a /cow/ thread on here to discuss these freaks openly…

c5b4af No.2333

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b5c99d No.2336

>>2331
So what exactly does a warpath entail? Feels like this type of character can and should be easily fucked with.

c5b4af No.2337

File: 1423873818337.jpg (1.15 MB, 762x2160, 127:360, rambling.jpg)

>>2336

Oh he is. Thing of it is though TMF is either terrified of him or just doesn't want to be bothered, threads about him there get locked and purged fairly quickly. TT was VERY friendly towards him for some reason, I assume because they always fancied themselves the "anti-TMF" and if TMF didn't like him then he must have been cool. He's actually surprisingly quick to retreat, he showed up on feetschan for a while only to disappear once people started laughing at his threats of lawsuits.

Really the only place to "get him" is Fetlife, where he would just block you.

e75992 No.2339

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>>2333
>I've done it
>I've done it
>I've done it

dabe4e No.2342

>>2339

I'm fairly sure he's full of shit…he is known to be a total bullshit artist and compulsive liar.

e21220 No.2346

>>2342
Of course he is, do you know how fucking long it would take to literally tickle someone to death?

dad552 No.2350

>>2346

Plus ya know the obvious rationale…the whole murder thing. Although he didn't actually say he tickled anyone "to death".

aed000 No.2494

>>2324
Please stop thinking that idiot has any power or sway over anything. It's better that people know he's a fruitcake and ignore him than build up some sort of TT level fear.

e21220 No.2502

>>2350
I'd be more willing to believe that he flat out accidentally killed a prostitute with no other details given than if he'd stated he tickled them to death or some shit, he's a sketchy guy.

09cc74 No.2976

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>>2186
>saving thumbnails

09cc74 No.2977

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b66435 No.3003

File: 1425613757735.gif (1.37 MB, 320x240, 4:3, tumblr_n0tvfkyzk21t5e37yo1….gif)

Found a gif…

dad552 No.3025

Oh btw for anyone curious that dude with the black curly hair and beard in most of those pics is Kujman himself…

5e778b No.3039

File: 1425812518352.jpg (84.49 KB, 640x530, 64:53, T_RenFaire3a.jpg)

Anyone got the sorority clips?

b53c97 No.6675


2ac0b2 No.6685

>>6675

Great!

Anyoe got the roasting stuff too?


63d4c4 No.6686

>>3025

Whether it is or isn't, I am interested in seeing more of that guy getting it.

he looks like a cute ticklish bear lee


8b27fa No.9543

Hi folks; to the best of my knowledge, those people in the medieval stocks aren't from Ticklepalace. Kujman himself is a redhead according to some photos of him, however, the people in the photos are a travelling company somewhere in the north-east USA who are inspired by his work. There's not too many photos of their work, so your best bet for seeing them is actually being at a fair they're working on.


8b27fa No.9544

It's the Nottingham Players from New Jersey. Their rather outdated website can be found here; http://www.nottinghamplayers.com/index2.htm


8b3d56 No.9665

>>6686

Keeping in mind, of course, that the images you've seen thus far are two decades old at minimum.


000000 No.10340

The sorority initiation vid posted "Old_Kujman_Video.mp4" is really three clips of Kujman's (originally posted to AMT by Mephistopheles). They've been stitched together in the wrong order.

In fact there are apparently 8 such clips of this initiation, however I've only seen the first 4. The ones I haven't seen supposedly include alternating between heat, itching powder, bastinado, tickling and a bit of crying owing to the above.

In the 4th part they roast her feet with a hairdrier, it's clearly very hot as she gets quite frantic and I think (although I'm not sure - can someone vertify for me?) that she breaks down into tears towards the end of the clip.

Link: http://k2s.cc/file/8e228a8c0e06d/initiation04.wmv


f151cf No.10355

>>10340

Nice, I haven't seen that part before. Do you have any more clips?


50f223 No.10366

Some info for people…

Not all the pics here are two decades old some have from the last few years. Most are from around two decades ago.

Kujman is a redhead but like many actors he dies his hair… Yep that's him on the stocks.

He mostly puts his "troope" in the stocks nowadays because it's apparently easier to control for ticklishness.

The second sorority video was never released commercially. I'm not sure exactly how people have copies but it looks like a video camera pointed a TV screen so probably a bootleg deal.

There ARE other versions of it that I've seen. There's one where they interview the pledge-girl beforehand and she says that tickling is her worst nightmare because she's a dancer. Seems a little bit contrived to me, like maybe it is acted. Even if it is an actor playing the part I feel that the tortures are real. I also wonder if Kujman actually leaked these on purpose.

The 3 (now 4) videos people have seen of this "initiation" are the least intense. Clip 5 shows a few more seconds of the roasting and she's audibly sobbing. When they stop the hairdryer they make her ask them to tickle her again but they put itching powder on her instead and verbally taunt her about it for the rest of the clip. She looks angry. In 6 they beat her soles again, and roast her a bit too. She goes completely psycho when she sees the hairdryer come back and tries to break the stocks. In 7 they tickle her again by raking their fingers up and down her soles resulting in a lot of wimpering pleading crying sounds. It seems that they've broken her down and she's too exhausted to fight any more. In the last one they put matches between her toes then light them then they leave.


c5b4af No.10367

>>10366

Ol Kujman sounds like a right fuckhead, maybe he actually does/did go abducting hookers.


2e10b8 No.10373

>>10366

Quality isn't the greatest, but I'd be interested in seeing 5-7 from your description, 7 at the least.


774b08 No.10376

>>10367

Up until now I only knew him by reputation. Glad to see he's a confirmed dicklord.


8b3d56 No.10400

>>10366

I recall seeing some of that long ago, nearly a decade by my reckoning. It was a bit of a mash up clip, but a long one, with the girl being stocked, then light tickling followed by taunts of "don't move or it'll get worse" and then beating her soles when she can't sit still.


cd0285 No.10405


000000 No.10409

Wow thanks for posting. Do you have more please?


bfcf24 No.10449

I don't. Also hoping for someone to post more. bumperoni>>10409


043b37 No.10452

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>>10366

I might have the official trailer video for Sorority 1 lying around, lemmie check… The story goes that the girls from that video are the ones tormenting the girl in the second video.

There was a lot of talk about this back in the day so it's interesting to see it come up again now. They initiated a bunch of girls in one day but this one had by far the best reaction because her feet were ridiculously sensitive but it's sort of unfair that she got it so bad :-P. Sorority initations were meant to be hard, so in the context of the time this wasn't outrageous - girls were paddling each other, drinking illegally, and so on.

This particular initiation was conducted in a classroom of Rutgers (1989) at night-time, after a very tiring week of scrutiny, so she would have been exhausted from the very start. The point is all this was to wear her down so her sorority sisters could see who she really is before accepting her. If she seemed "too exhausted to fight" by the end of this it's because she was! Aside from the tickling etc her body must have ached from sitting in that position. Having said that people who's seened the unedited footage have told me that she was given a few bathroom breaks and there's one part where she's soaking her feet in a tub of water before climbing back into the stocks. This is why her gag changes a bit between scenes.

Here's a relatively high-res pic showing her being tickled shortly after the hairdryer. Just look how red the soles of her feet are!


21be31 No.10494

Initiation Series-

I always felt bad for that girl - they were showing her feet no mercy. It is nice to read that they at least gave her breaks and she was able to rest her feet a bit.

Do you have the other parts as others mentioned above? (5, 6 ,7?) or any other pics? The pic you posted above is great!


2d999b No.10564

Trailer for the old Sorority 1 video:

http://k2s.cc/file/ae19e1c537fb1/sor1.avi

This video was released on VHS so some people out there will have it.


c5b4af No.10567

>>10564

Was anyone ever actually able to buy a Kujman video? One of his bigger problems was allegedly taking payments and nobody ever getting material.


043b37 No.10575

There used to be a review on TMF by someone who received the first sorority video. So I'd guess yeah.

Odd that no one's ever posted them though…


c3c046 No.10578

Anyone has the plastered trailer?


8b3d56 No.10585

>>10575

Not really that odd. Most people don't have analog to digital converters just sitting around and it was released in very small numbers. I've read that most of the people who got their VHSs knew Kuj personally.


9f0be4 No.10798

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Hello, ist there anyone who can share the goat tickle clips from them? goat/f like the one in this picture where two girls tickled by goats?? can somone share something like this?


5d1cb7 No.10809

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>>10798

Here's the full picture.


9f0be4 No.10812

>>10809

Hey cool! thank you very much!! do you also have a clip from this? would be great! greetings


000000 No.11744

Wow I just saw this thread and I had no idea people were still going on about Kujman. Here's some more info for anyone who's interested.

The renaissance faire stuff is done under the name Ye Olde Nottingham Players and they do have goats amazingly enough, but most of the pics you see are taken from rehearsals in Kurt's back garden. They have worked at faires though including SCRF and PARF. I never saw them live but I have friends who did and this is what they told me. The act is very smooth since they're all professional actors, and they don't invite members from the audience like they apparently used to. So if you're looking for "the real deal" or public tickling humiliation then that's not it. They set-up, they perform and the pack-up to leave. The "tortures" apparently looked quite light.

I believe the sorority clips are real but I doubt that they still go on. Way way back a long time ago Cindyioo and Tlktracy posted about this and I copied most of it down out of interest. The girl in the second video hated having her feet touched, but she wasn't very ticklish. That's why she got so much heat and bastinado because it makes the feet more sensitive and because it got such a reaction from the girl. This is what Tlktracy had to say about it:

"Oh lordy she really got it bad! Hairdryers back then ran at a much hotter temperature than they do today and they gave off an oily burning smell that some girls thought was their own flesh burning. They also didn't blow as fast so they made less noise than today's hairdryers. I'm watching the video now and oh how she's screaming for her soles."

All the ordeals had a meaning, like the itching powder was to teach the girls to keep reaching even if they knew they couldn't and the bastinado was so they'd think of their sisters with each step they took. I too heard about the girl in the second video getting a single break to wash off the itching powder (not many was stated before on here) and according to Tlktracy before she'd get back in the stocks she made them promise not to tickle her any more, which was a lie. The girls from the very first video are present behind the camera in the sorority 2 video but it's Tlktracy and Kujman doing the tormenting but in all subsequent initiations the sorority sisters do the tormenting.


c5b4af No.11747

>>11744

Ya know I'd think if these videos were anywhere near as incredible as they keep telling people they were, they wouldn't have made a point to make sure nobody ever saw them for over a decade.


8b3d56 No.11751

>>11747

I'm under the very limited impression that we only have the copies we do because someone who actually got a VHS copy did a digital transfer and it's just been a slow trickle across the internet since then.


c5b4af No.11752

>>11751

This ended up on Tumblr not long ago, seems about as "full length" as any of his clips as I've seen surface online, but it's still not the legendary material he keeps telling people he made.

https://www.mediafire.com/?gsvgk2j51nlcwmk


047b00 No.11901

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>>10809

there was a really good picture of these two at point that actually lead me to the nottingham players site in the first place, but i haven't been able to find it since. anyone have it? or more?


c09b0d No.11940

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One of my favs from a newspaper photographer.


be900f No.11968

cool pics, is there anybody who can share clips maybe?


a0d09b No.12164

>>11968

There was a very short clip sold on Shutterstock a few years ago. Not entirely sure why it was put on there, perhaps some plan fell through. It featured two shots of kujman's feet being tickled in the stocks and was filmed up-close. There was no sound.

Kujman does film a lot and has a closet overflowing with decades of pictures and movies… Not sure what could ever convince him to share his stash (even a little).

He seems obsessed with maintaining control over his work - and despite it being so recognizable, he has fears about his movies being cut-up, pirated, and put on porn sites.


8b3d56 No.12171

>>12164

Which has been happening anyway, so maybe his fears are justified. :D


f1da4f No.12183


8b3d56 No.12188

>>12183

Yeah, that's the sample video he put out to sell the full video that he never sent to anyone.


7c9c68 No.12269

does anybody know if the goat torture was real? I mean, did the goats really licked her soles until they bled?


a0d09b No.12286

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>>12269

The goat torture is real. He has specially trained goats. They would only lick off honey or molasses.

The only way that the goats could damage the feet would be if they licked for a very long time or if the feet were soaked in brine (dries out the skin).

Historically the goat licking torture used brine because the skin would eventually slip off – something like honey will lubricate the friction from the goat's rough tongue… A few hours of goat tongue will not damage your soles, but your mind might take a hit!


da367a No.12405

does anybody know where the film "The Crate of Syndriss" can be found ?


8b3d56 No.12458

>>12405

>The Crate of Syndriss

Might want to drop hints about what the content is, as Google's top two results are, in order, this board and this thread.


ec0caf No.12470

what is "The Crate of Syndriss" ?


da367a No.12484

checking kujman profile he mention this on one of his pictures:

"Another close-up still taken from the outdoor (four hour long) goat's tongue torture ordeal, from the film "The Crate of Syndriss"


a0d09b No.12491

>>12405

The only way you can see his films is if you happen to go to one of his events. He has had many people he trusted over the years steal his films and share them online. His work will be commercially available when hell freezes over, which is a shame. Nothing out there really compares to his quality.

I'm happy to just be able to see the photos he posts because they inspire me. The years of waiting and teasing has made me want to build my own stocks and implement some of his techniques, without having to deal with his megalomania and nasty foot-burning/bastinado/foot-torture obsessions.

Normal tickling, goat licking, and itching powder is more than enough… Burning feet with hairdryers / roasting until the skin 'sizzles', beating them until spoons break, 'leaving holes' in them, and clasping toe ‘meat’ with heavy-duty clips, is just too much.


cd8414 No.12878

thank you for that pictures i like them a lot!!! i love "the tales of tantalia" , damn i would really like to see that clip, but its not gonna happen i think :(


c0af78 No.13048

>>13024

>>13024

keep these coming dude


a0d09b No.13067

File: 1454633355250.gif (1.46 MB, 400x224, 25:14, ezgif-2461417033.gif)

I wish people would share the full videos :(


000000 No.13076

Wow thank you so much for posting these… I hadn't even realised Kujman was still taking pics and a lot of these look like they were taken in the last few years.

His renfaire troope started at the Westfield lions club near NY and I remember people called it the rainfaire because it was always so wet!

Also surprised to hear he's still doing the sorority hazings since he's in a different age group to the girls now. I remember in the pre-tmf days in the 90s one of the girls found the AMT and posted a detailed account about her experiences both as victim and as tormenter.


c0af78 No.13191

>>13109

sweet


c5b4af No.13654

Be prepared for someone to try and pull the thread, the preview from the link I posted

>>11752

got DMCA'd a few minutes ago.


7d7be6 No.13661

Holy moly! I can't believe the amount of lies and twisted facts posted here about kujman. Only two statements are fact- he makes the best material ever and he started this tickling genre. Both indisputable. Is anyone stupid enough to believe the BS posted by these envious gits who steal his materials and posts the here? Beating people till holes in them? Burning them alive? Killing prostitutes? Ripping off videos? Really guys?

Kujman and others like him pulled away from giving materials due to guys like this acting like his material is public domain and he has no right or say about it, then stealing from him and posting it w/o his consent, and atop that bitching and writing horrible things about them while they jack off to his films at the same time.

You gripe about him being controlling over his materials he's made for decades, and ironically you are proving him 100% correct: here you are you're stealing his photos, posting them here, twisting his words and making up lies. He comes out on top. You guys look like incredible assholes.

To new people, don't believe this crap. I offer this advice; CONSIDER THE SOURCE of the cowardly anonymous thieves behind the posts. Go to Fetlife, join his groups, talk to him and those in the group, all approachable, get the truth, not this garbage. He often gives clips to those who attend his parties and in his group.

To the negative liars here- I have no advice. There is no hope for you.


0cda79 No.13662


c5b4af No.13663

>>13661

Go away Karl Kujman.


511cb7 No.13671

>>13661

Holy mother of god I've never seen such a blatant example of namefaggotry to defend yourself pretending to be someone else in my life.

You're a pathetic old hack that hasn't been relevant in nearly a decade and did a damn good job becoming a pariah of the ticking community to the point where only the depraved freaks of nature on fetlife can understand you and your mind boggling unfounded inflated ego.

Just fuck off, no one cares, you have become the absolute lowest point of comparison in the tickling community from which others can only move up from, even child molestors.


e64663 No.13675

>>13661

hai kujmun


da79f5 No.13677

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>>13661

I'll go to one of your parties with a hose so you can beerbong the shit from my asshole.


7d7be6 No.13703

jealous brain dead cocksuckers. why do you waste our time. how idiotic are you when you tell him to go fuck and hes not even here. Oh that's rite, i am kujman too now. anyone who disagrees with your turd brain is him. smart thinking dickwad.

Heres some genius on your part. you claim his work sucks and to fuck off right? well if it's so bad why in hell are you posting his photos and fawning over every thing you can get your hands on? you run out of stuff to jerkoff to? you would suck his dick just to be able to do what he does but your heads are so far up your ass you never will ha ha.

now that i see more of his work i think its the best photos out there ive ever seen. I wasn't a fan one way or another but I am now thanks to you. looking at his new stuff from last year you children aren't in his league..


da79f5 No.13707

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>>13703

Oh shut your fucking mouth, faggot, unless you are ready to bong my shit.

Some people here seem to be impressed by you. Good for them. You're an old crusty fuck acting like you live in a generation one Netscape world. You didn't create a community. You stolen people's money. You do creepy bullshit 'content' that looks like it's been scanned off of cheap Polaroids. Someone should inform PETA of you using animals for your own sexual gratification. I hope some asshole from Russia gets ahold of all your content and the seeds are plentiful and you have daily sperg fits because you can't control yourself, let alone the situation.

Allahu Akbar and all that shit. Go fuck yourself.


7d7be6 No.13711

lol don't know who or what you're aiming your anger at but you're definitely a homophobic racist sexist psycho. Prob an asshole living in your parents basement jerking off to stolen materials from a guy whos dick you would suck to get even a crumb of what he has. Every word, your anger, all of it reeks from that envy. never saw it this bad/ You wanna be him. Most gay men act that way i'm told. and that explains why you have such a hardon for that dude is a mystery. You hang on here because you've been banned everywhere else. You dig up kujman and other guys and try to use their names for attention and at the same time same they're no good blah blah and none of you never prove a thing just talk talk talk– but in the end all you're doing is stealing and posting other people's work and no more. makes you the thief, stalker and child chaser, not him or anyone else. Really making sense there, pantywaste! Some advice- get out of your parents house and lay off the bong. We're in a new millennium. Get a life. Stop hanging on to a guy who's left you far behind and been away from your maggotty infested child molesting community for years. Would love to see you and your other namesakes here even offer any proof of anything you ever say but you never do. You just steal and post. That's all you can do without a gf. As for your threats you fat fuck, laughable. On your best day you couldn't stop sucking your mother's tit long enough to even go one round with me and then your teeth would be pushed back through your empty skull. So instead of constantly proving what an asshole you are, let's see something you've done instead of kujman's stuff that you keep posting. Let's see you top him. If you can stop jerking off long enough. we'll be waiting to see your stuff. if you're man enough


83c3d5 No.13713

So I'm wading through this hateful message board and find myself siding with the consise - why are you idiots even posting? I mean what is your freakin point? A goal would be nice. You're clearly the offspring of in-bred morons and filled with despair and anger because somebody can do something you can't. So answer this- if you hate this guy so much why are you drooling over his pix, stealing them, posting them, and in the same breath attacking a man who isnt even here? I know ChelshireCat is behind most of it, I recognize the same lies he's tried desperately to get people to believe for years. But people, get up to speed. Every negative thing you've posted about kujman has been proven false years ago. I ordered vids from him many times and I got all of mine. He is as great as has been stated by others proven by your own actions of posting his photos when you could choose others pix to place here. You are merely stalkers looking for attention. The more kujman pix you post the more I like him. After reading this junk I went to Fetlife and joined his group. Guess what? They're awesome people and he's very knowledgable and friendly. He gave me a clip of Tantalias Torture for free and it's nothing short of fantastic and probably the best material I've ever seen. Making every one of your false claims complete fabricated and unsubstantiated bullshit. So, we either have your exaggerated lies of theivery, dead prostitutes and beaten children on one hand, OR a generous, creative master of his craft who did indeed begin the tickling genre and gives of his knowledge and materials freely on the other hand. After speaking to so many who have met him and speak so highly of him, and finding virtually nobody at all who's ever met any of you or seen a single photo or anything at all youve done outside of stalking and stealing, it's clear who you are and who he is. Youve made me a fan. I'm siding with kujman & friends. Naturally by making this post some brainless shit will come back with the grammar school retort of "Oh yeah!? Well that makes you Kujman too" and I'm fine with that. Because he's great, his group is great, and I'm going to watch a brand new Tantalias Torture and you're not! Suck on that!


0cda79 No.13714

It's me, the real Kujman. Disregard the last two posts, I suck dicks


c5b4af No.13715

>>13703

>how idiotic are you when you tell him to go fuck and hes not even here

Which is funny, since I got a DMCA takedown on a link with home address and phone number for a "Kujman", is SOMEONE sending out false takedown requests in his honor?

Or did a stupid old man not realize that information gets forwarded…

I predict we're going to have some fun.


b29605 No.13716

File: 1456415176819.jpg (28.55 KB, 400x366, 200:183, owtheedge.jpg)

>>13711

Pic related

>You hang on here because you've been banned everywhere else

>>13713

>So I'm wading through this hateful message board

Where do you think you are? Reddit? Tumblr? What a thin-skinned faggot you are. Opinion discarded.


531b36 No.13740

>>13713

>The more kujman pix you post the more I like him

Okay, in this case, please stop reporting all of the posts with images and saying that its your content that they are stealing.

You're either him, or you aren't, but either way, screenshotting posts from fetlife isn't infringing any copyright laws


57e257 No.13741

Boy it's getting hot in here. I guess these little pervs don't like having their runny noses shoved in the dogs it theymake lol

If you're getting hit with takedown notices it couldn't be because you're posting material that isn't yours to post could it? Just like you're doing here? No not you. Only Kujman is the bad guy. Everything your doing and saying is on the up and up as we an all see in your resplendid fact based intelligent responses.

Oh by the way, you are going to be getting those facts to us soon I take it? Along with an album of the fantastic material you've created that was requested? We are all dying to see your work. We're sure it's better than anyone's.

I concur with those who are pro-kujman. Thought I'd do some looking into the claims tallied here by some highly suspect people. Some good old myth busting. It came as little surprise that every negative remark has been horseshit rewarmed a hundred times. Starting with ripping people off for films. Here's how outlandish these claims are. With the slightest investigation I found that Kujman did not sell nor distribute his films. He gave the films to a company called Inner Sanctum Film Dist based in WA with the agreement that any profits made after their fee were given directly to two charities of his. All the mo eye went to cancer and homeless funds. This is absolute fact from the IRS and USPS and the charities. Right off the bat that places kujman far above anyone I know in this money hungry fetish. He didn't have anything to do with sales or collecting fees. It was just his name on the films. Some 5500 were sold. This includes overseas. And yet TWO ticklers claim they didn't get there tapes. If that really happened it could be understandable but if Steven Spielberg makes a film people don't claim he ripped them off if they don't get their films. It's the distributors. Nothing to do with Kujman, you pompous ass. However no one was ever ripped off as it turns out two tickle producers admitted to the fraudulent claims on the tickling media forum group and admitted they used multiple names in posts to discourage his sales. It didn't work because his films are too good. They got booted off tnf for a while and stupidly posted an apology on the site knowing full well Kujman doesn't go there. From what I'm seeing here it sounds a lot like you clowns doing the same thing.

One myth busted!

Kujman has never mad the claims you accuse hi of. I've scoured posts everywhere and nobody at all an show me even one post to that liking. Other people have claimed he created the tickling genre and that's because it's a fact that he did. He was first. His magazines and photos and true life accounts predate everyone. His magazine began this fetish acknowledged by Mack and Behr.

Another myth busted!

Kujman does it appear in any if the photos you posted. He is not a redhead nor black haired. He sports a tight military crew cut. He is a big guy, serious weight lifter, and by all counts a rough guy when riled but has never beaten children or killed homers that's just stupid. His events are very safety minded which he insists on and there's never been any accidents. The same cannot be said for NEST and other gatherings. To be fair on the other side of that scale he has been known to lose his temper probably at pricks like you guys. And he has sought out people online who pissed hi off and tried to hide behind computers and caught up with them in person and kicked the livin' tar out of them. One such jerk was Bob Marshal who he went to FL specifically to get even. Marshal never came back to the fetish scene. From what everyone told me Marshal had it coming after harassing him and stealing his early films. So I cant wait till he catches up with the big mouthes here. I hope there's pictures! I can almost here the stupid threats they're going to make now after reading this when I actuality they're going to shut blood n bricks

Another myth bites the dust!

I can go on disputing the lies here because it's so easy to disprove. So why dont you ball busters start actually proving something or shutting the hell up.

Why did you guys post his pictures anyway if you don't like them?

Because you are cyber stalkers. Nothing more. You have nothing and do nothing. If I recall correctly tickling is supposed to be about fun and pleasure but you guys use it to hurt and enjoy bashing people out of envy which in my book makes you nothing less than what a rapist does


531b36 No.13742

>>13741

> you guys use it to hurt and enjoy bashing people out of envy which in my book makes you nothing less than what a rapist does

wew


8b3d56 No.13744

>>13654

I believe it's already been uploaded to pornhub, I recall seeing it.


0cda79 No.13748

File: 1456442039693.gif (5.86 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Michael-Jordan-laughing.gif)

>>13741

That somebody so irrelevant can claim to have invented a fetish is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. I await to be beaten up by the geriatric in question.


da79f5 No.13750

File: 1456445582255.gif (486.89 KB, 280x220, 14:11, chris chan jumping rage.gif)

>>13711

Holy fuck balls Kuj, learn how to internet. And hit the enter key, you dumb fuck.

Here's the deal; I laid out a whole list of shit about bad shit happening to you that we're specific TO you, you goddamn autistic geriatric. That's how this works, especially when you're a big enough lolcow that your bullshit is easy to access.

Your pitiful response? Just like some old fuck who thinks his compuserv shtick works, is all over the place. It's you, picking up the shit you smear yourself with and throwing it all over the room, hoping one thing will stick. None of it did. Sorry, bro, I'm not the old crusty bastard trying to relive 'past glorys' as the world whizzes on by. Your content sucks. Novel concept, renfaire stocks. Newsflash, grandpa; your little calling card was readily accessible and done better before I even started growing hair on my balls.

How does it feel to fail as you attempt to beat your dead flaccid crusty cock to thick decades old memories of goats shitting on the grass and licking the feet of sorority girls who thought you could double as a serial killer? You have so much to envy. You're the North Korea of tickling, some corny hermit who thinks he can control the message.

I would never be caught dead posting your shit; it's beneath me. And not in than chantard way. In that "nothing you've ever done is worth keeping" manner. Because it isn't. I'm not anon. I'm not banned anywhere else. If you want to come at it, at least step up correct. Everyone laughs at you. You're entire life is a lie. Go fuck yourself.


da79f5 No.13751

File: 1456447015185.png (261.06 KB, 552x414, 4:3, what-a-fucking-retard.png)

>>13741

Is this shit real?

Nobody cares.

You're either Kuj or a fucking little sperg directed here because the old bastard put out the order on Fetlife between basket weaving sessions at the old folks home.

Shit like this is why I wish there was old ED. The milk they'd gather would be epic.

Oh and threats that he'll come to our houses. How netscape of you. How about this? If he shows up on my doorstep trying to front that hard guy shtick, I'll shoot him with a gun and bojangle my way out of court with completely valid self defense ruling.

Now get the fuck on out of here and go back to sucking his dick.


c5b4af No.13754

File: 1456459489858.jpg (324.63 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, come at me.jpg)

>>13741

I fucked Kujmans wife and mother, and he stood there crying and did nothing as I climaxed.


4c5c7b No.13758

I didn't even know this thread existed until I saw the crazy run-on posts. Reading those posts is a lot like seeing a 12 year old telling everyone how bad ass he is on facebook. I think the saddest part is that this guy thinks anyone gives a fuck.


da79f5 No.13764

File: 1456524551339.jpg (10.07 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

Where you at Kuj and fags?

I thought you were going to keep truth bombing and then come to our houses and kick our assee.

You stupid money stealing vain for zero reason son of a bitch. What, get a heart murmur and the nurses at the old folks home won't let you back on the internets?


0b1b48 No.13778

I'm brand new to /tk/ and came across this thread. I was honestly surprised to see that this asspony was still even around let alone still being a pain in the ass. I'm an older tickling community member and still remember all the endless drama he caused on the forums but because of some weird "grandfather clause" with how long he's been around, the mods just kind of tolerated it due to a supposed "veteran status" he had.


c5b4af No.13780

>>13778

>all the endless drama he caused on the forums but because of some weird "grandfather clause" with how long he's been around

Oh no no sir, go back and read it. See evidently he INVENTED tickle fetish and we'er all involved at his discretion.


8b3d56 No.13784

>>13758

As someone who has the 'honor' of talking to Kuj in one of his Yahoo groups, then being forced into a follow up conversation via e-mail and then Fetlife, this is a perfect description of how he acts. He switches from long, sometimes interesting essay like posts to posting like a goddamn AOL era teenager.


3860dc No.13813

Despite what this gaggle of faggoty ticklers infer every thing they've come back with are lies designed to invoke a guy who isn't a part of their community nor here to answer back. Kujman isn't posting on your all whatever nor on your precious tnf. The proof is in the pudding. He was again minding his own business and you desperate monkeys started an absent war just to get attention for your mjealousy. There's really no others reason you've stated anywhere to the opposite. YOU losers started this whole thing using multiple fake names just as you've done on other boards for years because, undeniably, you love his work because it's the best thing going. In that point I now agree totally. You gave us a chance to see the shit he's had to endure from complete uncredited useless morons and to compare his material with that of others. No comparison. He wins

It's been requested to see your magnificent materials to no avail. You don't have anything to offer.. You're obviously liars and thieves and cyber stalkers. This explains your rage towards a master of this craft who left your small world long ago because he offers erred shores.

You're pathetic. All talk no facts no materials. You take something that's supposed to be a pleasure invoking experience of tickling and whittle it down to your self loathing self serving backwoods violent mentality. I believe what was said that you're rapists. It fits. And this cheap shithole of a message board is the only place you have guts enough to post it because you can't post it anywhere else- you've been banned and rightfully so.


3860dc No.13814

Hey assholes- we're still waiting to see the actual posts you claim exist, police and fib reports, and actual anything other than your stupid claims. Nothing like what you say exists. Making this merely a fictional writing essay by Kujman wannabes


c5b4af No.13815

File: 1456767432634.jpg (33.44 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 446012440_640.jpg)

>>13813

Ok "not Kujman", now go tell Kurt Jelinek he's in for a world of unpleasant surprises now. If the fat old fuck thought he wanted to go around punching people in the mouth before wait and see what happens when we're done with him.


da79f5 No.13816

>>13813

That's it?

That's the best you got Kujman?

How about you read, you dumb cunt; the people who thought you were good or wanted to pirate your shit went away. They've been replaced by people who look at you as the faggot of the world you truly are and look at your 'content' as being shit. You can't even get out of your own conceited dipshit way to try to hide your vanity.

Go fuck yourself. Contract HIV AIDS.


8b3d56 No.13818

More and more porn piracy is full of people who pirate not because they particularly like it, but because "fuck you". And the more involved the creator is in trying to stop it, the bigger the "fuck you" gets.

Kuj is very firmly in this category of piracy. People only want it because he doesn't want people to have it.


70bcb6 No.13820

kujman really is a babbling ass. put your stupid videos out and stop being a baby. prove you're the best (you're not).


70bcb6 No.13821


3333bd No.13833

File: 1456827221136.gif (2.9 MB, 290x189, 290:189, 349487198.gif)

>>13821

Fuck Spotlight, we have found the real best picture winner.


d80130 No.13834

In wading through this I see lots of BS and not one point of factual reference or truth offered up. I've been to Fetlife and spoken to those in Kujmans group and in general, plus the TMF, and all I got was praise and none seem to know of this teensy board and you troublemakers. And I feel that's the only fact that can be found because if you were telling the truth and had any guts you'd confront this "monster" of yours face-to-face or at least on Fetlife where he is. Instead you hide here in the shadows. That says it all


c5b4af No.13835

File: 1456844733203.png (384.9 KB, 553x695, 553:695, Eileen autism.png)

>>13834

> if you were telling the truth and had any guts you'd confront this "monster"

No, see, you're doing it again. "Retarded piece of shit" isn't the same thing as being afraid of him. And you're suggesting we go "confront" him on a place he can literally hide behind friendslists and blocks.

Jesus Kurt you really are fucking pathetic. You know the best part of this is you legit think you're intimidating to anyone. You were able to knock around the infamous pussies of TMF and you legitimately think people fear you now, that's what's so great about this. You're not at all bluffing, you seriously think if you were to say "a HA, it is I! I was here all along!", most of us would react with shock and horror and beg forgiveness for transgressions.

Unfortunately not, in fact you're about to find out what troublemakers we can actually be.

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c5b4af No.13836

Speaking of, oddly enough despite not being here or knowing what's going on, the Spokeo profile for one Kurt Jelinek seems to have been removed. Weird.

I wonder how pissed off Kurt Jelinek would be if he realizes I already paid for and received the information beforehand.


9f2a5f No.13840

I'm a young ticklefag, so I always heard about this stuff with Kujman but never truly experienced it until now.

This is incredible. How does such a cartoonishly retarded person even exist?


a235e8 No.13844

File: 1456901285161-0.gif (1.81 MB, 250x216, 125:108, tumblr_nvgmrsy1071uxhxszo1….gif)

File: 1456901285161-1.gif (1.16 MB, 240x328, 30:41, tumblr_o0nfix5UD71tubk45o1….gif)

This thread is the whole reason why I made this board. Autism aside, please post content while you people duke it out. You too, Kujman.


8b3d56 No.13857

>>13840

When the internet was still young and this fetish was just starting to dig it's heels into the whole 'online community' thing, it was pretty much all closet pervs, shit talkers and opinionated middle age men. Most of them are still around, which puts us solidly where we are now. The benefit is there are more and more no drama young people filtering in that just want to create content, chit chat and get their rocks off every now and then. The post Kuj/TMF world is going to be great.


efc836 No.13858

Also a young ticklefag as well, and I never heard about this Kujman guy until now. I gotta say that this shit is fucking hilarious, and I find it incredibly cringeworthy (and also incredibly autistic) for someone to go out and say that they invented a fetish.


c5b4af No.14183

I noticed someone got a lot less mouthy all of a sudden.

I wonder why that happened.


8b3d56 No.14276

>>14183

That's how you know it wasn't really Kuj, just one of his asskissers (or a general troll…). The real Kuj doesn't stop until you stop.


a9ff8b No.14310

>>13844

got any sauce on those two gifs?




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