Has anyone here ever been to a Hamburger Mary's?
Here is my story from 2 years ago.
>Visit Florida
>Find promotion card for drag show at a Hamburger Mary's. Never been to a drag show, mild curiosity.
>Go online, see that one weekly drag show has a very pretty trap named Felicia along with all of the usual unattractive drag queens
>Go to Hamburger Mary's to see drag show
>Walk through the door, Felicia is dancing right in front of me, turns to me and puts her arms around my neck as she is dancing
>OMG, she is unbelievable
>Only lasts a couple of seconds, I go to sit down at the bar, order some food
>Watching her. Easily the hottest trap I have ever seen IRL.
>Get nagging suspicion that she is not a trap. Her body is tiny, maybe 5'4", 110 lbs. There are absolutely no visible cues that she is a trap. Hands and joints are small, shoulders narrow.
>Still the hottest girl of any type that I had seen in Florida. I want to believe
>After show is over and I leave Hamburger Mary's, I ultimately decide she wasn't a trap, but some genetic girl who likes to play drag, and they let her do it because she is so hot. Feel a little cheated.
>Go there next week for the fuck of it
>Notice how jealous drag queens are of her, make jokes about how skinny/petite she is.
>In the midst of this, one fat ugly drag queen says, "Yeah, looking at her, you would never know she is a boy."
>Seated near me, Felicia responds, "I forget I am too, until I look down!"
>Is she trying to make my cock explode?
Mind Officially Blown