No.20097
Nobody give a shit about MGS all that much here Kroni stop posting.
No.20099
>>20098
But he's right.
Why aren't you playing more MGS V?
No.20102
I wonder when will MGS:V get a crack as only bunch of kronies care about the game.
No.20103
I sleep all my time away now. Fall sucks ass.
No.20105
>spooky as fuck enemies
Holy shit.
No.20106
Oh fuck, a new thread. Didn't even notice.
No.20107
10/10 game
I'm so fucking happy to play this shit.
No.20108
Holy fuck I want to go home and play destiny. WHERE'S MY MOM.
No.20110
Okay. 7 PM before she can pick me up. God fucking damn it. I'm hungry as FUCK. I had one goddamn sandwich this morning and nothing since then, I'm starving.
No.20111
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>>20113
And some people love dead bodies. Who am I to say I was never that big of a fan I only played 1 and 3.
No.20115
>>20114
Well I was a huge fan and the way they're tearing Elites apart while running 20000mph down a slope, crashing everything around them completely destroys every little piece of lore established.
No.20116
>brought a pet wolf to motherbase
No.20117
>Fans who are hoping to play competitive multiplayer in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain will have to wait a few weeks after the game's launch. Developer Konami today announced that Metal Gear Online, MGS V's multiplayer mode, will be released on October 6 on consoles and sometime in January 2016 on PC.
>buying it on PC
No.20118
>>20117
Just realized I've NEVER bought a PC game in the 13 years of owning my own computers.
Piracy is glorious.
No.20119
>>20117
everyone will be done with the game by then won't they?
No.20120
>>20119
For PCfags not to mention nonstop hacking.
Glorious consolefags will still use it.
No.20121
>>20120
I don't even think most players played mgs4 multiplayer. MGS is a single player franchise after all.
No.20123
>>20121
People absolutely loved MGO.
MGO has been a thing since MGS3.
No.20126
>got a bear over on motherbase
No.20127
>crawling behind a guy in hospital robes while he's crouching
Im still at the start and I already saw lots of man ass. Are you sure this is a hetero game?
No.20128
>>20127
MGS has always been homo
No.20130
Pretty stupid none of the leaks ever explained who skull face was or any of the supernatural events.
No.20131
>>20130
The entire dialogue subtitles leaked.
No.20132
>>20131
Well no one has bothered to explain the most fucking important part, who is skull face.
No.20133
>>20132
Bad guy who dies halfway through the game.
No.20134
>>20133
Then who's then real big bad?
No.20135
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>20134
There if you want to be fully spoiled.
No.20136
>>20128
>when there is a group of people, the camera zooms in on his ass as if he's thinking "Oh there he is, I recognize that butt"
No.20137
>>20064
ah, so you're probably a lot better then from when we last played. gj
No.20138
>tfw I let crucible bounties take over my bounty list and now I can't do normal ones anymore
Fuck, now I HAVE to do crucible.
No.20139
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No.20141
Holy shit /v/ is super moderated almost all day.
No.20142
Holy fuck this level is intense, I'm loving this game.
No.20143
>>20142
You actually like video games? What?
No.20144
>>20143
He's some kind of heretic degenerate
No.20145
>>20136
Yeah that was pretty fucking weird…
No.20146
>mfw my friend just plays Destiny all fucking day on his PS4
I don't know how Bungie did it but they've sucked in people with what is essentially a dungeon Crawler shooter.
The lore is really good.
No.20147
The shit already sold 5 million just on PS4
No.20148
>>20146
I like the game, but it's a LOT better if you have someone to play with.
No.20149
Also, I just started the DLC without knowing and the first thing that bitch narrator did was sum up everything I "did" in the main story line. Completely spoiled.
No.20150
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>>20148
>tfw I don't give a shit about play video games with other people anymore
Old man status I just prefer single player.
No.20152
I just extracted a sheep and a small dog thing.
No.20153
>New episode just replays an older episode, complete with the shitty old quality.
Who earned their promotion over that idea Rugga?
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>>20153
Wait what happened?
No.20157
>>20154
I dont know, game told me to.
No.20158
>>20156
Episode 279 of One Piece happened.
They jump off a building, then flashback to shit quality of Luffy's past until "To be continued".
No.20160
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>>20160
>It says that it very likely has the same security hole as before so cracking it shouldn't take long.
>When the read text disappears from this site, the crack is out.
No.20163
>>20161
If you want it so badly go buy it shitter.
No.20164
No.20165
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denuvo#Technology
>Early reports suggested that Denuvo Anti-Tamper "continuously encrypts and decrypts itself so that it is impossible to crack."[2] Denuvo Software Solutions has stated that the technology "does not continuously encrypt and decrypt any data on storage media. To do so would be of no benefit in terms of security or performance." The company has not revealed how Denuvo Anti-Tamper works.[1] An independent Chinese warez group known as 3DM claimed to have defeated Denuvo Anti-Tamper on December 1. 2014. The group suggested that the technology involves a "64-bit encryption machine" that requires cryptographic keys unique to the specific hardware of each installed system.[3] Later, in early December, the same group released a crack for the video game Dragon Age: Inquisition, which uses Denuvo Anti-Tamper to protect Electronic Arts' Origin Online Access DRM.[4] Asked about the development, Denuvo acknowledged that "every protected game eventually gets cracked."[4]
>
>On the 26th of July 2015, an Italian scene group called CPY released a crack for Lords of the Fallen,[5] a game protected by Denuvo. On 28 July 2015 CPY also cracked the newest Denuvo protected game - Batman: Arkham Knight.[5]
No.20166
>>20163
Kojima doesn't even get any money from it
No.20167
>>20159
I don't mind "filler", it was just that one episode that bugged the hell out of me, they couldn't up the quality?
>Apis storyline is crossed out as filler
No.20168
>Energy reminder: This game actually took Denuvo encryption cracking due CPY Denuvo encryption used its Denuvo encrypt a vulnerability this is likely to have sealed loopholes before it cracks may take some time, please be patient!
Thanks for nothing stupid fago
No.20169
>>20164
>called the game shit
End yourself.
No.20170
>>20165
>CPY
That's the one that cracked Attila
No.20171
>>20168
>cracks may take some time
is definitely different from
>>20162
>cracking it shouldn't take long.
No.20172
>>20169
Buy it for me so I can see if it's shit or not.
No.20173
>>20172
You have to do gay furry erp for him before he'll buy it
No.20174
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No.20177
>>20176
people are posting on the steam forums that they can't play it, even though they legitimately purchased it
crashing on launch or something
https://steamcommunity.com/app/287700/discussions/#p4
No.20179
>>20175
There's no crack yet
No.20180
>>20179
Ths nigger is literally mad he can't play the game.
No.20181
>New fan comes in tomorrow so I'll be able to use my computer again
I hate laptops.
No.20182
Using Keith Sutherland to voice Ishmael was a bad move anyway since his voice is so distinct you can tell that he might just really be big boss.
No.20183
No.20184
>>20183
I'm sure that was intended as foreshadowing.
No.20185
I just don't understand it still, if there are 2 that means that after all this solid snake only managed to kill the fake one?
Where is the real one, or did snake kill the real one in MG and fake big boss dies here?
No.20186
>>20185
Get shilled nigga. Time to spend another 60 bucks to get the next episode. This will go on forever.
No.20187
>>20186
But the sequel was already made retard.
To be exact the sequel was made in 1987
No.20188
>>20187
Are you really trying to say they're not going to make another one?
No.20189
>>20188
They wont, they fired the creator himself and are quitting making video games.
I already told you this the company that owns the rights of mgs are quitting video games and doing pachinko machines and mobile shit.
Mgs is dead after this the most people will get is a mgs themed pachinko machine.
No.20190
>>20189
>Halo is going to be a trilogy, guys!
>bungie sells out
>Halo has Reach, 4, Wars, a shitty phone game and 5 and 6 are on the way
Don't underestimate the power of money.
No.20191
Boss isn't gonna be here today and tomorrow.
He's ONLY doing this because he hasn't paid me yet and he's afraid I'll ask him about it. I'm okay with it. I'm just not gonna do shit until he does.
No.20192
>>20190
Bungee doesn't own the rights of halo anymore so that makes sense 343 does.
I still doubt it, no one is able to take on the legacy that kojima made with mgs, the story is too complex for all those degenerates.
No.20193
>>20191
You get paid under the table or something?
No.20194
>>20193
I don't and that's the shitty thing. I signed a fucking contract saying he should pay me on the 21st of every month. And now he's pulling all these tricks out of his sleeve to postpone that. God damn it. I'm pretty pissed off. If this happens again next month I'm taking one of the four job offers I got already. I just won't be able to browse places like this and watch stuff anymore if I do. It's a hard choice.
>>20192
Good guy vs bad guy doesn't seem all that complex to me.
No.20195
>>20194
>good guy vs bad guy
Wut?
Both big boss and cipher the dude he's fighting against are technically bad guys.
One wants total control and dictatorship the other wants nonstop war and anarchy.
Your boss sounds extremely fucking shady, tough call.
No.20196
>>20195
So it's good guy vs bad guys? Doesn't seem so complicated either. And yeah, it's shady. He said he just transferred the money on the phone 5 minutes ago, but I'm 100% sure he didn't. This is going to take another week before I finally have it because of course, the bank will have problems.
No.20197
>>20196
You're going to have to explain who exactly in the series is the good guy…
Just suck his dick and he'll pay up.
No.20198
>>20197
Geralt is the good one. Snake and the skull are the bad ones. Right?
No.20199
>>20198
No "geralt" wants nonstop war.
No.20200
>>20199
Then who is the good one? The Boss?
No.20201
>>20200
She really wasn't either all she did was fight for her country and get labeled as a traitor and killed off which kickstarted everything.
Whole game is basically you killing bad guys warning you of a bigger bad guy you are helping until inevitably the bad guys trick you into killing off the bad guy you are helping as you kill the other bad guy.
So yeah..
No.20202
Ruggarell, look at this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4
Walmart, not even once.
No.20203
Oh shit I got my money. Amazing. I never had this much before.
No.20204
My motherbase is so fucking huge now.
No.20205
>>20204
Gotta make space to bring in the remains of big bad final boss metal gear to your base.
No.20206
>>20205
>telling me things already shown in the trailer
No.20207
>>20204
how many platforms tho
No.20208
>>20204
Make a picture turbofaggot.
No.20209
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>20206
Want something new?
No.20210
>>20208
All I saved was this shit.
>>20207
3.
No.20211
Who is even Eli and why are/is there clone/s of him.
No.20212
>>20210
3 as in 3 for each or just 3 of them
fuck i feel stupid for even asking, just gonna go sleep
wear sneak sut
No.20213
No.20214
>>20211
>>20213
>this nigga reading up on the history now
No.20215
>>20214
I was just curious
No.20216
fucking platform finishes in 3minutes, I HAVE TO WAIT
>you can play as combat staff instead of Snake
neat
No.20217
>>20215
Kill yourself degenerate.
You may as well read up on its story while you're at it.
No.20218
D-Dog is as chill as the golden bionic arm
gnight
No.20219
>my men get into fights with themselves
>they end up killing themselves
Fucking retards.
No.20220
No.20221
>>20219
It was said in that last video before release that you have to stop it yourself.
No.20222
>>20217
pfft as if, it's shit
No.20224
>>20223
Even everyone on /v/ hates the """""story"""""" of the phantom pain.
No.20225
>>20224
>majority of people
>having played a game that came out yesterday
You're legit stupid, its called trolls and shitposters
No.20226
>>20224
You mean story right?
No.20227
>>20225
>implying nobody knows about Medic Gear Solid
That story became a laughing stock
No.20228
>>20227
Literally everyone out there shitposting is literally just like you.
Knows jack shit about the story reads some leaks then "HUURRR ITS STUPID GUIZE".
No.20229
>story became a laughing stock
>implying any of this even compares to the SHITSTORM of mgs2
This is babby twist.
No.20230
>>20228
>>20229
Oh my god SHUT UP ABOUT THIS STUPID-ASS GAME.
No.20231
>>20230
>not talking about a game who's story has been extending for over 3 decades and is literally the best vidya out there
Ok.
No.20232
>>20231
Nigga pokemon has been here longer and you don't see me talking about that all the time either do you? Now shut up I'm watching anime.
No.20233
>>20232
I meant story, dipshit.
The games arent self contained stories like pokemon, its one long ass fucking story stretching to nearly 3 decades.
No.20234
>>20231
>took kojima 3 decades to think of medic gear solid
bravo
r
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v
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No.20235
>>20233
I can make a game where the first ten seconds are in the year 1 million BC and the next in 1 billion AD. Does that automatically make it a good game?
No.20236
>>20235
Please say yes so I can start making it and make millions.
No.20237
>>20235
30 in REAL LIFE.
MG1 came out in 1987 you retarded dipshit and the story has been extending more and more building upon it like crazy.
>>20234
>10/10 everywhere
Bravo indeed Kojima.
No.20238
>>20237
>anything that's 30 years old must be good
OK. Putting an extra skullface or whatever in the game isn't building the story, idiot.
No.20239
>>20235
Make it a puzzle platformer with that as a gimmick.
>stomp a butterfly in 1 million BC
>a skyscraper in 1 billion AD ceases to exist
Then become a massive prick, that'll rake in millions.
No.20240
No.20241
>>20237
Looks like it's not hard to please reviewers these days if a simple story which ends up with babby twist, as you said yourself, ends up getting 10/10. :^)
No.20242
>>20238
>>20241
If its so simple go on and try and explain the story then, the whole MGS story.
No.20244
>>20242
I am talking about MGS V where nothing happens whole game and then comes babby twist.
No.20245
>>20243
>>20242
>>20241
>>20240
>>20239
Are you guys watching Overlord? What do you think of it?
No.20246
>>20245
I am not, didn't like the premise. Do they explain it?
No.20247
>>20245
I haven't watched anime in like a month.
No.20248
>>20244
>nothing happens
>literally building up BB to MG1
No.20249
>>20246
I'm not sure yet, at episode 2. I don't like that there aren't any girls I like yet.
No.20251
>>20248
>building up BB
But you don't play as BB for a single minute in the game
No.20252
>>20251
Then that just means all throughout the series the fake one was the one making the appearance and not the real one.
Unless you got a leak that the fake one dies in the game.
No.20253
>>20250
The idea of just some people playing an MMO seems fine to me, but "A popular game discontinues quietly, a total of one person didn't log out of said popular game, he becomes a lich and NPC's develop emotions." just takes it too far for me without some explanations.
No.20254
>>20252
Because BB has shrapnel in the forehead and bionic arm in MGS4 right?
No.20255
>>20254
>shit guys we ran out of ideas
>I KNOW!!! ROBOTS PEOPLE!
No.20256
>>20254
>I don't know jack shit about the story
BB also lost a fucking eye in MGS3 yet BB in MGS4 has clear vision, parts of his body was reconstructed using the clones.
No.20257
>>20256
Oh so when people or parts of them die in the series they can come back to life or be completely unscarred because of TECHNOLOGY?
Damn Kojima is so good, truly a savior of the video games.
No.20258
>>20257
Nanomachines, son.
No.20259
>>20257
>telekinetic people
>immortal vampires
>unmanned giant mechas
>body parts possessing people
>ghosts
>countless other strange shit
>HURRR MUH SCARRING?!?!?
Literally new to the MGS series.
No.20260
How do you explain that enemies stay tagged when you die and revive at a checkpoint kroni? How could you possibly defend that? Casual baby bird shit. Jesus.
No.20261
>shit like this exists
>MUH SCARRING TECHNOLOGY?!!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R61cCBUWNQM
No.20262
>>20259
Those things don't affect the story as much as when big bad guys or your friends die and the ressurect, what's the point of killing in the game then when they all can come back anytime?
No.20263
>>20262
>Those things don't affect the story as much as when big bad guys or your friends die and the ressurect,
You mean Liquid snake?
Liquid snake who died in MGS1, revived in MGS2 and is the main villain in MGS4?
No.20264
>>20263
You say that as if that means he's wrong. Reviving villains to wring another game out of a dead franchise is retarded.
No.20265
You're out of your element, son.
The previous MGS game have done WAY more and that is why people love it.
Hell if you think not playing as BB is a big deal you should have seen in MGS2 when Kojima and the company nonstop told you and featured Solid snake as being the main character, for you only to play as him for 30 minutes then switch over to raiden He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Namednently.
The only people going ape shit are people who are literally new.
No.20266
>>20264
Except his revival made perfect sense if you were able to connect the dots which is what MGS encourages.
Too bad retards like you don't understand.
No.20267
>>20266
You know someone's a business genius if he makes it so that people actually defend his cop-outs.
No.20268
>>20267
>reviving is a cop out
I think you mean reviving without giving an explanation is a cop out.
No.20269
>>20263
>>20265
>>20266
So how exactly reviving main characters is a good thing? It makes all future deaths of anyone absolutely meaningless when they can come back anytime.
No.20270
>>20268
No, I'm pretty sure I meant hat revival itself is a cop-out. A cliche'd and overused one at that, too.
No.20271
>>20269
Ok, so why is madoka your favorite anime when they literally revived everyone who died off?
No.20272
>>20271
>time travel = revival
Pull yourself together. You're barely holding on.
No.20273
>>20272
>dead
>no longer dead
That is a cop out, hell its the most gimmicky cop out revival!
Literally no explanation on how just "LOL TIME TRAVEL!111221"
Nice seeing you backpedal.
No.20274
>>20271
You can't compare it to Madoka, which has multiple timelines and it's not same kind of reviving of characters when Sayaka remains dead through all the timelines anyway.
MGS just straight up revives characters because of muh technology.
No.20275
>HUUURRR WHATS THE POINT OF ANYTHING HAPPENING IF YOU CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND UNDO IT
>N-N-N-NOT A COP OUT GUIZEE
No.20276
>>20273
>Literally no explanation on how just "LOL TIME TRAVEL!111221"
The whole show is literally about time traveling, it's the biggest plot point, you can't just meme around it has no explanation.
No.20277
>>20275
Why can't they undo Sayaka's and Nagisa's death then?
No.20278
>>20274
>sayaka
>dead
Whoa there did someone miss out on them movies?
How many times did sayaka, mami, kyouko and madoka die?
>>20276
The whole plot of MGS IS technology specifically NANOMACHINES.
No.20279
>>20275
Have you seen Madoka? Like, really? How are you this dumb? Did you just not watch it?
No.20280
>reviving people cause of technology
LOL GUIZE THAT IS STUPID!!21
>reviving people cause of time machine
LOL GUIZE THIS IS LEGIT!!121
No.20281
>>20278
Yes Sayaka is dead, she is an angel and Madoka is a god.
No.20282
>>20281
How did she become an angel?
No.20283
>>20280
Characters in Madoka can remain dead, unlike in MGS when they can come back anytime.
No.20284
>>20280
That's the ENTIRE plot of the show. Like… that's what Madoka is ABOUT. The fact you can't grasp this just reconfirms you're a retard.
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>>20283
Except NO ONE in madoka is dead.
And EVERY snake is dead.
But its cool you have your time machine, yeah super legit not a cop out at all.
No.20287
>>20282
>>20285
Looks like you are the one who missed on the movies.
What's the point of Snakes being dead when they can just revive them again?
No.20288
>>20286
I laughed. That's not a plot, that's a joke.
No.20289
>>20287
Whats the point of any of the movies even happening when they'll just go back in time to a point nothing happened?
No.20290
>>20288
>time travel isn't an overly cliched joke and the BIGGEST cop out
Deus ex machina is so fucking OLD.
No.20291
>>20289
Funny, even with all the time travelling they still have consequences, like Sayaka remaining dead.
No.20292
>>20291
Except you know…She isn't dead.
No.20293
>>20290
Okay, this'll be good. What do you think Deus ex machina means?
No.20294
>>20292
But she is. Watch the movies.
No.20295
>>20293
>an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.
So how is madoka ending up as a God not a deus ex machina?
>>20294
Last I checked dead people aren't out hand holding killing monsters and being a magical girl talking to everyone who is alive.
No.20296
>>20295
Again, did you even watch the show?
No.20297
>A-a-all hope is lost madoka!!!2121
>d-d-ddon't worry homu I'll save the day by BECOMING GOD
No.20298
>>20295
Because they were all inside the witch barrier made by Homura. Sayaka and Madoka don't exist in the real world as you could see towards the end of the movie.
No.20299
>>20297
Answer my question. Did you even see it? Because that's not what happened. At all.
No.20300
>>20295
>an unexpected power
>whole show was literally QB bugging Madoka to make a wish already because she has extremely big potential
>unexpected
hah
No.20301
>>20296
Its as big as a deus ex machina as you can get retard.
>>20298
>don't exist in the real world
All I see in the ending is everyone at school INCLUDING sayaka and madoka.
Literal reviving.
No.20302
>>20301
>still no clear answer
Hahaha you didn't see it, did you? Nigga just stop speaking.
No.20303
>>20301
Last bit where they are in school is not real world either.
No.20304
>>20299
So madoka didn't become a god?
K cool gotcha.
>>20300
>power of a God
>not unexpected
Powerful doesn't equate to literal god status
No.20305
>>20303
>its not real cause I say it isn't
>that somehow stops it from being a cop out in bringing back dead characters
Wow, nice keep memeing at me.
No.20306
>>20304
>literal god
Her only power as a god is to destroy witches from the universe, she can't do anything else.
She didn't wish to be a god, she wished to destroy all the witches, her potential just had enough power to destroy witches from past, present and future. And that's all, she can't do anything else than that.
No.20307
>>20305
Characters remains dead in real world and are given live form in the made up world with proper explanations other than simply reviving people in the real world because nanomachines.
No.20308
>>20307
>with proper explanation
Go on
No.20309
>>20308
Seriously watch it. It's good. Can't believe you think you know shit about anime and didn't watch Madoka.
No.20310
>>20309
>cop out the show
>Good
No.20311
Im installing TERA again.
No.20312
Maybe if Snake found a time machine and became a god and revived everyone you degenerates would be praising it.
No.20313
>>20312
Except in Madoka characters remain dead in the real world.
No.20314
>>20311
I'd join you but MMO's have a bad effect on my wallet. I can't stop myself from spending literally hundreds of euros to buy swimsuits and cute frilly clothes for my level 5 Elin.
No.20318
>>20313
>I didn't see the ending of MGS4
No.20319
Just kidding! A friend wanted to play.
No.20320
>>20318
Yeah so what? Anyone can revive Big Boss anytime with nanomachines anyway, it makes his death meaningless.
No.20321
>>20320
>repairing lost limbs
>revive
No.20322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OG6beqic6Q
Is this what black people do to pass the time?
No.20323
>>20321
>Liquid snake who died in MGS1, revived in MGS2 and is the main villain in MGS4?
No.20324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTxAlkD-xDI
Kroni is this real or satire? I honestly can't tell. This dialog is beyond just bad.
No.20326
>>20323
Except you know, he was killed off and had his arm cut off and reattached to Ocelot who was the son of a person who could speak to spirits and be possessed.
No.20327
https://youtu.be/TTxAlkD-xDI?t=5m43s
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE ACTUALLY DID THE CARTOON ARM SWING THING
No.20328
>>20324
What's wrong with it?
Every final boss has to be edgy now?
No.20331
>>20326
In 4 he said it was all an act
No.20332
>>20331
He was alive in MGS2.
But yeah he's actually dead in MGS4, I suppose he's as alive as fake boss is Big Boss.
No.20334
Playing Bloodbourne now. Wonder if this is any fun. I made a real qt.
No.20335
Nigga I can't even get out this fucking place without that werewolf killing me.
No.20336
>>20335
You have to die there
No.20337
>>20335
Rest in peace in peace.
No.20338
What a ridiculous game. I'll just stick to destiny.
No.20340
>>20339
Nigga shut up, I got to the part where they're all patrolling the street and ran out of potions. There were dozens dude.
No.20341
I can't wait until weekend so I can drink again god damn.
No.20343
>>20340
Gotta dodge everything and take 0 damage
No.20344
I just finished destiny and I have no idea what I did or why I did it. Great storytelling.
No.20345
>>20342
Aw man do I really have to? I kinda wanna keep this. I'm attached to the trip.
No.20346
No.20348
>>20346
Nah I'm using this. that one's cracked anyway.
No.20350
>>20349
Aight. I like Nami better. "Dutchguy" has too much correlation with OreImo.
No.20351
No.20353
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>>20352
I use it on 4chan when I'm shitposting, but this is different.
No.20355
>>20353
Why are you called nami
No.20357
>>20356
>The first name you've ever used when you became a tripfag will always and forever be special.
No.20359
>>20357
Pokemon Trainer Eats Semen
No.20360
>>20359
Harry removed me from steam a while back.
No.20362
>>20356
I do cherish it, just not here.
>>20355
Why are you called Ilska?
No.20363
>>20362
Not sure, had it for like 6 years
No.20364
>>20363
Surely you remember why. I remember why I was called Dutchguy, too. That has to be at least 6 years ago as well.
No.20366
>>20364
Anyone would be able to guess why you were called dutchguy
No.20367
>>20366
I doubt that very much.
No.20369
That is probably the gayest emblem I've ever seen.
No.20370
>>20369
Its ironically gay.
No.20371
No.20372
I even made my whole base pink.
I still haven't gotten far enough to unlock the security or whatever the fuck but once I do I will have a shitton of faggots defending my shithole from absolutely no one cause of no online.
No.20373
>>20368
>>20372
>makes everything pink
>pretends to be a girl
Yeah that's not gay at all, man. Maybe you should suck off some dudes or maybe give them a little tug to prove just how straight you really are.
No.20374
>>20373
That's MAD straight.
No.20376
>>20375
Most of them died due to being doxxed or publicly humiliated. Even when your penis was posted you're fine, so you're probably immune to the humiliation part. Maybe being doxxed would turn you away from shitposting.
No.20377
also we /back in action/ now
changing computer parts is scary
No.20379
>>20378
really? lmao i always thought those were fakes
Maybe your lust for ruining websites is too strong.
No.20380
>about to increase the moral of a soldier
>accidentally kick his ass off a high ledge
>game over
No.20383
>MY CLASS LITERALLY HAS ACHIEVEMENTS
Hoooly shit
No.20384
>>20383
Gotta get dem cheevos.
No.20385
>>20380
Shut the FUCK up mordinfag.
You don't even know what is happening in the game you goddamn shitter.
No.20386
>>20375
read
>>20376
I stopped for a while after that happened.
>>20383
But is there enough end-game content?
No.20387
>>20383
Is there DLC included in this educational course?
No.20389
I'm disappointed they still haven shown gray fox in mgs5
No.20390
>>20388
Wowee she's cute. Post more outifts!
No.20391
>>20390
I dont have any others, I just started.
No.20392
>>20391
You never played before?
No.20393
No.20395
>>20394
You played it yourself you putrid sack of shit. TERA is a fun game.
No.20397
>>20396
Shut up.
How do I kill that fattie in Bloodbourne by the way? He does 360 degree attacks every fucking time. I can't even get close.
No.20398
>>20397
The one behind that door?
What weapon did you get?
Get the axe or the great sword shit starring weapon.
And learn to fucking dodge backwards or just skip him and the werewolves and run past them all the way. It's pretty much a must after that you should be fine and you'll get help l.
No.20399
>>20398
I got the cane… Should I just start over? Also, why does the cane only stab and not just hit things with a swing? It's retarded. I picked a light weapon for a reason yet it only does heavy attacks. Where's the logic in that?
I meant the one in the alley with the boxes.
No.20400
Stop jacking off and reply faggot.
No.20401
>>20399
>cane
Start over dipshit
No.20402
>doesn't even know how to transform his weapon
I hate these newfag cancer who are literally new to playing video games and don't fuck around by pressing all the buttons to see if it does something.
Stupid fucking kids who've been carried nonstop through hand holding and won't experiment if the game doesn't outright tell them.
These current generation of gamers are disgusting.
No.20403
>>20402
Nigga I'm in your generation. And I was just messing with you. I know how it works. Still a bullshit game though. Especially the part where if you die all enemies respawn too.
No.20404
>>20403
I started out with the atari bitch nigga.
And I've played more vidya than all of you faggots combined.
No.20405
>>20404
Fun fact: 90% of the people who say they had an atari, didn't actually have one.
No.20406
Fun fact: Pulling percentages out of your ass doesn't make your argument any more plausible.
No.20407
>>20405
Whatever you say you fucking casual.
Go back to dying repeatedly you degenerate.
>>20406
Nice going dutchfag, you're so cancerous even the animus faggot is starting to appear likable.
No.20408
>african level
>soldiers are white
No.20409
>>20406
Fun fact: animus shitters aren't welcome here
No.20410
Fuck this shit, I'm watching anime for the rest of the day.
No.20411
Overlord is starting to get interesting. Though it would have been better if this wasn't set in an MMO, but just a fantasy world.
No.20412
>quiet can't wear clothes cause she breathes through her skin
Good one Kojima.
No.20413
I'm reading up on Destiny's lore. This isn't lore. It's just little pieces of shit thrown together without any explanation or backstory. In the span of 20 odd years three new races enter the mix, and no one knows why they're there or where they came from. Ridiculous.
No.20414
>gets taken prisoner
>is repeatedly brutally raped
>gets a bomb shoved insider of her pussy
>gets finger fucked and gets said bomb removed from her pussy
This bitch is the biggest slut in existence, her vagina must be the size of the moon.
No.20416
>>20414
Have you still not finished that game? git gud
No.20417
Can't really shitpost on 4chan since all my IPs are banned right now so I've been catching up on sleep and muh games.
Feels great but I still miss shitposting that urge never goes away.
No.20418
>>20416
Says the casual who hasn't even beat the first boss of bloodborne.
No.20419
If you had a daughter or son, what would you call them?
No.20420
I'd probably name my daughter Erin, I like the way it sounds. I don't want a son so I don't really care about that. Probably something generic like John or Peter.
No.20421
>>20420
>John
>Erin
HEY I'M GRUMP
No.20423
>got a chicken hat cause I suck
No.20424
>>20423
Do you need some reassurance?
No.20425
>>20424
Did I ask for some?
No.20426
No.20427
>>20426
Exactly yes or no?
No.20428
>>20427
Never asking for it doesn't mean you never need it.
So come on, answer the question to stop that silly debate.
No.20429
>>20428
Are you saying people don't ask for things they need?
If you would answer my question it would answer yours.
SO yes stop the silly debate
No.20430
>>20429
That's a long answer for saying "No."
No.20431
>>20430
It took that long answer for you to understand, jesus.
No.20432
>>20431
Next time, try short sentences.
No.20433
No.20434
>>20433
With a period at the end.
No.20436
>>20434
And I"d wish you knew how to speak proper english but we all can't have what we want, right?
No.20437
No.20438
>>20437
Good now quit crying you little bitch.
>>20435
>being this much of a casual bitch
No.20440
>>20438
Also when do you stop replying?
No.20442
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>>20440
>all these questions
Are you a cop?
No.20445
>>20441
Getting ticked off by my CPU fan.
No.20446
>>20442
That's a "no" too.
See, I got it now.
No.20448
>>20446
You weren't asking for a yes or no question though.
No.20449
>>20447
I didn't even mention videogames yet, but yes that's what I usually do.
I've tried different things with it before and games might be the least stressful for it.
No.20450
>>20448
Watch out or he'll shoot you for being unwhite
No.20451
No.20452
>>20450
He's french, and he got super butthurt over dutchfag calling him some nigger shitskinned.
Chances are he's a nigger.
No.20453
>>20452
No, I laughed actually.
No.20455
>>20453
Whatever delusions make you happy frenchie.
No.20456
>>20455
Or it must be yours who makes me happy.
No.20460
>>20459
If you want, you don't even have to use stealth for MGS5.
No.20461
>>20459
I finished 1 and played 4. That's about it.
Don't really care about the series, I should gain an interest sometime.
No.20463
No.20464
>everyone on /tf/ has shit taste
No.20465
>destiny servers offline so I can't even play
>this is a always internet on game
EPIC
P
I
C
No.20466
>>20452
Black cops are still cops
No.20468
>estimated 2 more hours until I can play
nah
No.20469
I miss Liver god damn it. When's that faggot finally coming back?
No.20470
>>20469
When he stops getting cucked in Italy
No.20472
I asked him if he was enjoying his spaghetti on whatsapp days ago. He never answered.
No.20475
>>20474
Yo that's CRAZY straight.
No.20476
>>20474
>1024x576
Do you have something that isn't for ants?
No.20477
>>20476
You need glasses son.
No.20478
>>20476
For him it's a big image
No.20480
>bunch of nigglets to outer haven
No.20481
>>20480
Don't let them breed!
No.20482
>making them child soldiers for Big Boss
Well shit, this is getting more like MG1 then
No.20484
AY YOU BRUH YOU SAYIN WE FINNA DO THIS BIG BOSS MISSION BURH?
No.20485
 | Rolled 526 + 1 (1d1000) |
>0: go to sleep
>5: jerk off first
No.20488
>>20487
Read the name maybe?!?!!
Jeez.
No.20490
>>20489
Not at all, is this better ?xd
No.20492
>>20491
I guess he returned.
No.20493
>>20491
I'm not figo you dipshit, good to see you fell for it, shows how easy you guys are to bait.
(pls don't ban me)
No.20495
>>20494
But if I post with my normal name I might be banned ayyy.
No.20496
>>20495
>tripcode is required
Hurry up and ban this dipshit.
No.20498
>>20496
Sure!
>>20497
My name is beyound imagintable, I've been banned countless times on 4chan, even so far as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Namedbanned, once I got doxxed and another time I got ddosed!
I got the opposite of midas touch, every board I touch turns shit.
No.20501
it sure must be chill to constantly be so frustrated
No.20508
>>20507
ohayou oman
how's life treating you as a burger?
No.20511
>>20509
>their people kind
Are you serious? Not joking?
No.20513
>>20512
>Seriously, Americans are some of the kindest people I've met so far.
I've had the opposite experience, burgers are some of the rudest people I know. At least you're somewhat enjoying it. Do you miss Oman?
No.20516
>>20514
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
No.20518
>this bear literally kills me 5 times
Fucking this stupid bear, most overpowered shit out there.
No.20520
>>20519
What's the problem?
2
deep
4
u
?
No.20521
>liquid snake is the leader of a bunch of nigger kiddies
Oh god I"m laughing.
No.20522
>liquid met the fake big boss
>solid killed the fake big boss
>it was all the fake big boss
>mgs4 is the fake big boss
What the FUCK?
No.20523
| Rolled 853 + 1 (1d1000) |
Is this Oman faggot the one who ate too many pills and then posted his hospital pictures after he chickened out on tumblr?
No.20524
>I missed lots of posts because going on a VPN kicked me out of mod log in meaning i didnt get the thing on the tab that shows when you have a new reply in a thread
No.20525
I wonder if you can get addicted to coffee. I hope not because I've built up quite a habit.
No.20526
>>20525
Addicted to this DICK
No.20527
>>20525
well yeah caffine addiction is like one of the most common addictions. When you start feeling slow or getting irritated, like you cant get by without your morning coffee then that's addiction.
No.20528
>>20523
No, you're thinking of Cebruz, the seventeen year old drama queen with aspergers.
http://cebrz.tumblr.com/
>that good feel when you will never be cebruz
>>20526
i-i wouldn't mind being addicted to that…
No.20529
>>20527
I should try not drinking coffee to see if that happens. It's been months since I've gone without.
No.20530
>>20517
Nice seeing you after you left your board and everyone who are searching for you.
No.20531
>>20530
Don't bring your animus shitter drama in here, mudslime.
No.20532
>>20531
He's not from animus, he owned an another greater board.
No.20533
>>20525
The dopamine rush you get from drinking coffee is theoretically and scientifically additive, just like a lot of other (illegal) drugs that also gains additives by dopamine rush (in a larger scale tho)
Unlike other drugs that abuse the dopamine, coffee doesn't have any long term effect if you stop drinking it forever, short-term drinking coffee everyday makes you gain a higher amount of adenosine which is the opposite of dopamine (adenosine makes you tired)
This means; that every time you drink coffee you have to drink a bit more to gain the same amount of dopamine you got the first time around, which is why its additive, in addition after drinking coffee for generations you’ll not feel any dopamine since it would have leveled itself with the adenosine.
In conclusion coffee is perfect and you should drink it every time you need energy!
P.S there's a lot more to coffee but I don't want to blog to much, there’s like different times of the day its best to drink it etc. etc.
No.20534
>>20533
Go ahead, they're all sleeping.
No.20535
>>20534
Man; if you want to learn more about coffee go read the wiki, I'm not going to rephrase it all here.
No.20536
No.20537
No.20538
Why aren't you playing GOTY, /tf/?
No.20539
>>20538
You buyed "Shower with your Dad"?
No.20540
No.20541
>>20538
This is a thing now. I want to kill myself.
No.20542
>>20539
I had a few dollars from cards, and it's only 0.99 cents.
>When you play as the black kid sometimes your dad disappears and you have to reset the game
omg
No.20543
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>>20542
Okay nevermind it leads to an alternate game mode
What the fuck lmao
No.20544
>>20543
So it's like Frog Fractions, interesting.
No.20545
>>20536
>>20537
Well adenosine is build up doing the course of the day and is what makes you slowly more fatigue, and once a normal day have gone by (16 hours) it will almost be at maximum, this is why you feel the need to sleep to release the adenosine in your body and not be tired anymore.
Besides adenosine, your body produce cortisol from the adrenal glands when you wake up, this cortisol is the natural caffeine so to say, it's there to help you wake up and not feel -super- tired at first, it is also released doing different parts of the days to make sure you stay awake until the right amount of adenosine have been build up.
Considering that cortisol is the natural caffeine you should avoid devouring caffeine doing the periods where the adrenal glands produce cortisol, drinking coffee at these periods will weaken the cortisol and make you need more caffeine from outside sources, cortisol is active for 1 hour after waking up, mid day and then after 12 hours of being awake.
I should also add to my last explanation that there’s a difference between caffeine and dopamine, both are gained by coffee; caffeine is there to "remove" adenosine and make you not get tired, while dopamine is a "neurotransmitter" its nerves that’s inside your brain that gets active and makes you more mentally happy.
There's a lot more; but fuck you faggots I'm done.
No.20546
>>20545
>There's a lot more
Tell us.
No.20547
>>20545
Are you a doctor or something?
No.20548
>>20546
I SAID I WAS DONE, CHRIST
You probably didnt read anything is just trying to bait me, but tricks on you, I'm learning about stuff here!
>>20547
No, if you payed ATTENTION to your SURROUNDINGS you should know who I am.
No.20549
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>>20544
It's definitely a spiritual sequel at the least.
No.20550
Okay my devving VM has completely stopped working now. Great. Guess I'll watch anime instead. Can't wait to drink and make rash, expensive decisions and play destiny tonight.
>>20548
I know exactly who you are, fagbot.
No.20551
Also I'm 99% sure that it's a satire of the kind of games that get through Steam greenlight.
>>20548
get b&
No.20552
>>20550
Idiot, then you should know I'm not a doctor, jeez.
I just have an interest in learning useless stuff.
No.20553
>>20548
WELL YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COFFEE
No.20554
Are you jipc? He usually behaves like a bigger retard than you do now.
No.20555
The Steam discussion forums for it are filled to the brim with posts like this.
Amazing.
No.20556
>>20555
Wait found a better one
this game has me rolling tbh
No.20557
>>20555
>>20556
>this much of an SJW
Just stay off the internet if stuff like this "offends" you.
No.20559
>>20558
>Look at me guys! I'm making a statement!
>meanwhile he's raking in the cash
I don't hope you fall for shit like this.
No.20560
>>20559
Eh it's a little bit hypocritical, but I doubt he's getting too much from it. Maybe a few hundred.
I think it's more or less making fun of the fact that it was able to get greenlit.
No.20561
>>20560
I don't buy it. Not if he doesn't donate every single cent he makes to real indie developers who are saving gaming.
No.20562
>>20518
saw this exact same fucking image on twitter
are you kill?
No.20563
Overlord just took a strange turn. This is purely for kids.
No.20565
>>20564
sleep tight kitter
No.20566
>>20564
I just woke up from a good sleep… I don't need you voodoo magic pussy cat
No.20568
>>20567
I guess I was wrong, rape, torture and murder just happened. Still 0 explanation of why they're in this world now and the MC doesn't really seem to care much either.
No.20569
Got a hair in my mouth fucking AGAIN.
No.20570
>Post this image on /v/ because I like triggering white people
>It's on autoban
>Thread 404d right there and then because I used that one image
This shit is insane holy fuck.
No.20571
>>20522
On second thought I'm wrong, mgs4 would be the real big boss or fox die wouldn't have affected him.
Maybe this is kojima ret conning the mentality that they used liquid and solidus body to reconstruct him.
No.20572
>>20571
Literally no one in the world cares.
No.20573
No.20574
No.20575
>>20572
>most hyped game of the year
>no one cares
Go back to being a casual
No.20576
>>20574
>>20575
how many screenshots logged
also why the twitter picture
No.20577
>>20575
He meant nobody here in which we don't I like MGS games up to a point. Now I don't care anymore. It's not the best franchise out there. It's not the most fun either. Now it's just some bloated semi open world stealth action game.
No.20578
>>20572
Says the one who blogs about getting mouth in his hair lol
No.20579
>>20577
How is it my fault that all of you have shit taste?
Get some taste and maybe you'll start caring.
>>20576
Try speaking coherently you underage faggot.
No.20580
>>20579
The fact of the matter is that nobody here cares but you. We don't give a shit. Go to /v/ and circlejerk with them. It's gonna be the only game they talk about for years anyway.
No.20581
>>20578
Don't bring me down. Not when it's almost the weekend and I'm about to get absolutely SHITFACED when I get home.
No.20582
>>20580
This is MY blog bitch nigger, I don't give a fuck if you care or not.
No.20583
>>20579
how many screenshots taken
m8 im running on 12 sleep in past 8 days
No.20584
>>20583
I don't remember asking for your blog, if you can't speak like a normal human being fuck off.
And I hardly take screenshots, only ones I took are the ones I posted on here.
No.20585
>>20581
Oh, but I will bring you down, boy, just wait and see, muhah.
No.20586
>>20584
one of the pictures you posted here i saw on twitter though
No.20587
>>20585
Nigga please.
>>20586
>Kroni confirmed for an epic tweeter
No.20588
>>20587
You need a twitter or you can't post the images here from the PS4.
No.20589
>>20587
i might be wrong but i think the person who posted it claims to be a 20 year old girl too
it's literally the same pic
No.20590
Kroni I hoped I don't fucking follow you on twitter
I also hope you don't claim to be a fucking sub girl
No.20591
>>20589
>he follows people who call themselves a girl on twitter
Just like bloody cunt who calls himself a girl.
You really are a desperate faggot.
No.20592
>>20590
>Too paranoid now to even post in threads I create in fear of the bot detecting me
smh fam
No.20593
With this VPN alone I've probably been banned 600 times.
No.20594
>>20591
Let's sum things up here.
>Likes boys
>has a pink base with unicorns
>pretends to be a girl on the internet
At least we can be sure your celibacy is actually because you chose it.
Get it? Because you're a
GAY
No.20595
Gonna look for that account just to see if it really is this faggot
>>20591
>follows
I came upon it while looking at screenshots via the search function that twitter has
>>20592
>>20593
You'll never know unless you try
No.20596
>>20595
Just post the twitter?
>>20594
>all this projection
Back to sucking man lips
No.20597
>>20595
Do you put everyone's pictures here in the twitter search machine? Mordin, Exert, can you ban this faggot RIGHT fucking now please?
No.20598
>>20596
Always gonna bring that up, huh?
No.20599
>>20596
I will if/when I find it
>>20597
No, I saw it a day or two again
You would know if you read all of my posts
No.20600
>>20599
You think any of your posts are worth reading? Never even mind all of them.
No.20601
>>20600
You read a few at least so something must be possessing you, stop that.
No.20602
>>20601
Don't worry I'm not doing it on purpose. Also, "scanning".
No.20603
Found it
It's not actually the same exact picture but it's very similar
>standing
>trees
No.20604
this is what i have to say about you not taking so many screenshots Kroni
No.20605
>>20604
Retarded and completely stupid.
Sounds like a desperate cry of attention whoring and thinking every single action you do is unique.
Take one picture post it here laugh a bit and I'm done, plastering a godawful amount of images shows that you are overcompensating for something.
No.20606
>>20605
ya dude totally ;)
i've not uploaded a single pic to steam and only shitposted a few of them :)
No.20607
>>20606
Don't remember asking you for your blog.
No.20608
>>20607
didn't realize everything I say that you don't like is a blog
No.20609
>>20608
You literally blogged to me about what you've personally done and haven't done.
I understand you're butthurt but child I didn't ask for your personal blog.
No.20610
>can't kill kids in MGS5
You disappoint me Kojima, but at least I can shoot them with stun guns…
No.20611
>>20609
i don't remember telling you to reply to me ever
>butthurt
I honestly think that's you who is butthurt here
No.20612
>>20611
>calls me out
>I don't remember telling you to reply to me
Ok.
No.20613
It was a post like this, Kroni.
I said your name to have you look at my blog post but never once did I say you should comment on it, whether you do or not is your decision and I had no added reasons for you to reply other than saying your name.
No.20614
Was that post easy to understand, Kroni?
yes this post is asking you for a reply, whether you do so is up to you.
No.20616
>>20614
>I didn't ask for a reply guize
>literally mentions me
Its like you're so underdeveloped mentally you have no understanding of implications and rely solely on what people directly say.
I guess it makes sense why you're the desperate type to add every single person who pretends to be a girl on the internet, you literally lack the social understanding to even be remotely likable in real life.
No.20617
>>20616
Oh, sorry, you were going off of something you thought was implied? I didn't mean to imply it though it's actually very easy to understand and I did from the get go it's just that it was never anything direct which you seem to now understand but don't care about. What a shame.
If that were true then I would have twice the size of a friends list as I do now. I would never delete people either.
No.20618
I do like that you are learning and growing up though, Kroni.
No.20619
>>20617
>I didn't mean to imply it though
>Literally calls me out
Calling out is an act of desiring a response from the person, you are fucking stupid and once again fail to understand anything involving proper socialization and behavior.
But no worries you're a loser neet degenerate who sucks off people for even the slightest of attention due to you being so attention deprived truly a fucking pity for you pathetic self
>If that were true then I would have twice the size of a friends list as I do now
Pretty sure most people would have the common decency of rejecting any add you are willing to dish out with that friend collection you are mounting up.
>growing up
>this coming from the faggot who talks like a 15 year old
Maybe you too should do some growing up you fucking child.
No.20620
>>20619
sure sure, I'm sure I do
ah yes okay i will listen to you, oh lord and savior Kroni
No.20622
No.20624
>>20623
>Legend of the Demon Womb
What's the plot?
No.20626
>>20625
Yeah but story-wise?
No.20628
No.20629
>>20628
Have you tried having a trip who spells your name?
No.20631
>epidemic on motherbase and everyone is dying
No.20633
ya dude, blowjob from a girl who is potentially a demon
i don't see why not
No.20635
>>20634
Where's the Ohaiyou?
No.20636
>>20635
on animus, of course
No.20638
>>20637
Neat, yeah I think I would like to get one of those from a demon girl
No.20639
No.20641
>>20640
Nah, gonna find some nice asmr then try to nap for a few hours. ttyl
No.20642
>whole plot of MGS5 is that they want to wipe off every language out of existence outside of English
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
No.20643
I'm really sad that I don't have the patience for RPGs anymore. So so sad I might cry.
No.20644
>>20643
Try short and/or grindless ones
No.20645
File: 1441396678285.jpg (44.53 KB, 287x496, 287:496, ss (2014-09-21 at 04.46.36….jpg)
>every single MGS thread is now about people praising the fake BB and hating the actual one
Welp.
No.20647
>>20646
How long is "long"?
No.20649
>>20648
Try Chrono Trigger.
No.20653
Made better only by the fact that he, the Medic, is you. The fan. There's an ounce of meta to his whole character. Many game protagonists are designed as self-insert, viewport characters, but the Medic actually incorporates it into his story. He dives to save Big Boss not just because he's a good soldier in-game, but also because you, the player, are a fan of Big Boss and would want to save him. He's the one trying to pull out the bomb because he's you, the agent. The driving force. He accepts his role as Big Boss, because you want to be Big Boss. That's why you play Metal Gear, to be Snake. To be the hero.
The Medic wants to be the hero, because you do, and he's you. He's the best Metal Gear protagonist because you always have been. Every S rank ever achieved has been achieved by you, the Metal Gear fans and players. He's the greatest, because that's how Kojima sees you. Venom Snake is his way of honoring everything you've ever accomplished, and his way of tying everything back to you. Without you, this series would be nothing.
No.20654
>>20651
Then I think RPG's just aren't for you.
Try The Desolate Hope. The game is a lot, including an RPG and those parts are insane.
No.20656
No.20658
>>20657
/tf/ is DEEEEAAAAADDDD.
Fuck off you 3rd worlder invading my glorious country.
No.20659
do I buy an ad for /tripfags/ on /v/?
No.20662
>>20660
options got cut off
No.20664
>>20659
Do it. Use the banner. Dont mention kroni or rugga, or itll attract spammers.
No.20666
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>>20662
and I posted the wrong image
>>20663
>>20664
>Please upload an image with a dimension of 728x90 or 300x250
I'd either have to resize/scale the banner, or if one if you wants to be creative and design a new one, that works too.
No.20667
>>20664
>don't mention kroni or rugga
No.20668
the new ads are kinda creative, definitely better than the old ones
No.20671
>>20667
Well to be fair, mentioning you might not do all that much. Most people forgot about you.
No.20672
I'm super duper drunk can't ever write anything at this stage: GOOA NIGHT EVEYRINT!
Fucking SHIT I LOVE HARUNA
No.20673
>>20671
People only remember shitposters.
People like me who make high quality posts are always forgotten.
No.20676
SOMEONE REPLY TO ME
I SAID GOOD NIGHT
No.20677
No.20678
HOly
SHIT
So much rain. It's so loud.
No.20679
>>20674
You're way more persistent than kroni at least. People can't forget you unless you stop.
No.20681
>>20680
It's THAT FUCKING RESSENTIMENT?
That's my favorite mange from all time. I want to buy it buy I'm afriad it won't go past customs. And then they'll arrest by for having bought a book which depicts sex with an underage virtual imaginary girl.
No.20682
>>20675
I actually forgot you even existed when you decided to disappear.
I was certain your whole tribe got killed off by some master race white people but it seems you survived the attack on your village.
No.20683
>>20666
>I'd either have to resize/scale the banner, or if one if you wants to be creative and design a new one, that works too.
any input?
long one on the top of the page before the post form and after the banner/announcements, or the rectangle-ish one on the bottom of the thread?
No.20685
Alrighty, my vision is staritng to blurr even on the computer now. Think I'll go away soon without warning
No.20688
I bought the manga stuff. I have it right here in my manga cabinet. It's pretty goddamn good. especially when everyone loses their clothes because of the slime monster
No.20689
No.20691
Get the fuck in thread damn.
No.20692
No.20693
No.20694
>>20693
Why did you drop the name?
No.20695
Because I'm bored. Decided to just post links instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuvbDdjeh8
No.20696
there's even an ad for /kind/
No.20697
>>20696
kind sucks because its forced anonymous.
No.20698
it looks like some /v/ermin did most of the ads
>>>/v/5854521
>>20666
If I'm reading this right, if pay for four or more advertisements, your advertisements are displayed on every board.
No.20699
>>20698
>if pay for
if you pay for
No.20700
I don't think I'll ever find a Hentai as good as this for a while.
No.20703
>>20701
Drink a gallon of Coffee.
No.20704
>>20703
I dont like coffee.
>>20702
Will you turn it on for me?
No.20705
>>20701
Never give up!
You can do it!
Keep going on!
No.20707
>>20704
>I don't like Coffee
What?
No.20708
>Liking the flavor of coffee
smh tbh fam
No.20709
File: 1441423519188.jpg (210.23 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] To LOVE-Ru ….jpg)
>Jerk off
>Cum
>Fall Asleep
Best sleep medicine on this earth.
No.20710
I don't really see how anyone can be mad at venom being fake, they make it really obvious from the beginning that you're not big boss.
>>20709
Fapping is unhealthy ask your doctor about it.
No.20711
>>20710
>Fapping is unhealthy
No.20712
any complaints with this image being used for the advertisement?
If no one comes up with anything better, I think I'll go with this (assuming animated gifs are allowed.)
No.20713
>>20712
Shut the FUCK up and do it already.
No.20714
That feel when 40 hours in and I'm only half way to beating mgs5
It's like I'm falling in love with vidya all over again.
Based kojima I love you.
No.20715
A friend gifted me Ground Zeroes the other day. It's pretty fun.
Maybe I'll be able to get TPP one day…
No.20716
>>20715
I bet it was the free GZ copy you get from buying TPP.
No.20718
File: 1441432074997.jpg (850.84 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, TERA_ScreenShot_20150905_0….jpg)
Tera… please… This was given to me for free…
No.20719
>>20718
Keep going… There's no stopping now.
No.20720
>>20715
>biting a game you know jack shit about
You retards need to learn that the strength of mgs is the fact it's heavily story oriented, if you don't know jack shit you won't enjoy it.
No.20721
>>20720
I played MGS, MGS2, and MGS3. Not 4 though, and never touched PW.
>mfw i had no idea what was going on since it was a prequel to even the non-solids
No.20722
Hello.
I came from the future and I here to tell everyone how much it sucks.
No.20723
>>20722
The future? Sounds interesting…
Did Donald Trump actually success or did he get shot before the election?
No.20724
>>20722
>sunbro
Fucking dark souls memer
No.20726
>>20723
I can't answer that question because I'm not north american.
>>20724
Living is aways about memes. You can't live anymore without it rushing through your veins and making your blood boil when someone posts a rage comic.
>>20725
Hey, Mordin.
No.20727
>>20721
Mgs 3 is also a fucking prequel to the non solids, he'll it's technically the first in the time line and where everything begins.
Go play mgs4 they explain pretty much everything you need to know and read up on portable ops and peace walker.
No.20728
>>20726
A casual hello to someone from the past…. interesting.
Is Mordin of some historical value in the future?
No.20729
>>20728
Everyone has some historical value, you can't aways store that value and transmit equally for everyone.
No.20730
>>20726
>I'm not American
Stopped reading right there, ban this 3rd worlder.
Everyone already know the future in yuropoor will consist entirely of cucks and mudslimes
No.20731
>>20730
Sun isn't european.
No.20732
>>20729
So do you have any future events that you would like to share or are you just a cunt who came back in time to cheat on bettings for sporting events?
Also, are there any advancements in pigeon carrier technology?
No.20733
>>20730
I am American.
South American.
>>20731
>tfw I will never be a white guy
No.20734
>>20731
Quit inviting your motherfucking argentinian friends over here you goddamn stupid swedecuck faggot.
No.20735
>>20734
Calling me an argentino is just rude.
You could say any country besides that…
No.20736
>>20735
Go back to playing Tera you shitter.
No.20737
>>20736
S-stop being rude.
No.20738
You guys are too slow.
The future will be waiting for you.
Good night.
No.20739
>>20738
People here have somethingcalled a LIFE
No.20740
>>20738
TELL ME ABOUT THE CARRIER PIGEONS!
No.20741
>>20739
So what? It's 5AM in a friday night.
>>20740
They didn't worked out as planned. We use drones instead.
And that made everyone here in Brazil buy a gun and shoot down as a sport.
We have the strongest shooting team in the Olympics.
No.20742
>>20741
There is no hope for humanity then….
No.20743
>>20742
All hope was lost when Japan wasn't completely destroyed by the US.
Now I must get my sleep.
See you in the future.
No.20744
>>20741
>here in Brazil
>Brazil
Oh god its FAGO
Well no shit that mordinfag would suck off fagos dick
No.20745
>>20712
Come on now, I'll do something.
No.20746
>>20745
All you can do is this DICK faggot
No.20747
No.20748
>>20747
Frenchie pls you're too poor to even afford it
No.20749
Morning everyone! Today we will have lots of fun!
No.20750
>>20749
Don't drink too much.
No.20751
No.20752
>>20749
Shut the FUCK up dutchfag
No.20753
>>20751
>he thinks he can finish this in 3 days
Nigger some of those include the dlc you're fucked
No.20754
>>20753
I bought the DLC. It's easy.
No.20755
Doing strikes to get better gear before I do the DLC though.
No.20757
>>20754
Pls you won't get it not to mention crucible shit and the chest, impossible for 3 days.
No.20758
A week in the least it would take to finish all of that
No.20759
>>20756
>official ruggarell's board
No.20760
No.20761
>>20757
>crucible shit
It's actually not wins, but kills, I tested it.
>chest
I'll just look up on youtube where they are.
Really not that difficult. But this strike is. Especially when you're playing with retards that die every 10 seconds.
No.20762
File: 1441446667011.jpg (471.43 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, 0c18c564231c1b587a91eea348….jpg)
>>20761
>Especially when you're playing with retards that die every 10 seconds.
So you?
No.20763
>>20762
In the time I die once, these fucks die three times.
No.20764
Fucking help me bitch, I'm doing the daily mission, but it's for level 22 so I don't think I'll make it.
No.20766
>gatelord almost dead
>jump off a cliff
No fucking way.
No.20768
>>20767
Get better shifts.
No.20769
No.20771
File: 1441462437032.jpg (693.81 KB, 3280x4418, 1640:2209, theonlythingwronghereistha….jpg)
Feels like I have a day off when I don't have a day off.
What a strange fucking feeling.
No.20772
>>20771
>isn't off in weekends
Sounds terrible.
No.20773
>>20772
Last I checked people eat in the weekends too faggot.
Sorry I have a LIFE.
No.20774
>>20772
It's not like Kroni does anything outside of work and come here. He has no life so he uses work to replace his social life.
No.20775
Man I sure wish people who queued up for strikes weren't absolutely retarded.
No.20776
File: 1441464254740.jpg (479.35 KB, 1000x1361, 1000:1361, 32c8b49057ea8dd88bbacb4fac….jpg)
>>20774
Fucking urmum is my social life faggot.
No.20777
Thanks for the image. Gonna post it with all my IPs on /v/.
No.20778
File: 1441464942593.jpg (65.27 KB, 600x622, 300:311, 149de06892afe7a3bd63acfb00….jpg)
>>20777
It doesn't even say 8chan on it so its pretty worthless.
No.20779
>>20778
Yeah why the hell didn't he add 8chan?
No.20781
Add 8chan Danzaiver. It's a good image but it needs that.
No.20782
File: 1441466548294.jpg (208.36 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 63822b83198ec9c17e12036e3a….jpg)
>>20780
The fuck you talking about?
This website hardly works half of the fucking time, its dying on its fucking own and the owner is some shitty crippled.
Like who gives a fuck.
No.20783
Degenerate board for degenerates.
>Kronie shitposting with Shinobu after I changed my steam avatar.
Stop creeping on me…
No.20784
>>20781
It was for the ads on 8ch so of course the 8ch logo wasn't needed.
Give me some time.
No.20785
Great gamedesign. You hit a HUGE wall at level 22, so unless you have higher level friends who can carry you, prepare to spend hours just to go 1 level up.
No.20787
No.20788
>>20783
Wut?
Are you so lonely you are posting here?
Fuck off faggot and why are you using shinobu as your avatar? She belongs to me you stupid fuck.
No.20789
>>20786
You're a real WIZARD in Photoshop dude.
No.20791
>>20790
Too bad that is the ONLY thing you're good at stupid french faggot.
No.20792
>>20783
>I hate this board but I'll post here because my home board is dead
No.20793
>>20791
I would like to return the compliment but I must find one thing about you.
Are you good at flippin' burgers?
No.20794
>>20790
You should look for a job in graphic design, because the way you added that single sentence and 8chan's logo to that image is absolutely astounding. I don't think I've seen anything like it in my life.
No.20795
No.20796
>>20794
Nigger you're drunk, the logo is placed all wrong.
Logos are supposed to be placed at the edge of the image not square in the middle.
No.20797
>>20796
He criticizes how about it was easy to make, not how it was done.
He can also give me challenges.
No.20798
>>20797
>challenges
Maybe try going outside and getting a life.
How about that for a challenge you little shit.
No.20799
>>20798
Can you write a sentence without slurs?
No.20800
>>20788
I was like "which monogatari do I wanna fug?"
And you'd think I'd be like "Monkey" but I was like "I'm actually kinda in the mood for Shinobu"
But not like kid Shinobu, Kiss Shot Shinobu
No.20801
I didn't choose that image.
8chan is awful.
No.20802
>>20799
Can you write a sentence with proper english?
Of course not since you're a french goddamn piece of shit.
>>20800
What an interesting blog ryofag, you should link me your tumblr so I can read up more on your godawful autism.
So let me ask why the FUCK are you in my shithole?
Go away if you need attention try getting some from your parents or /nerds/.
No.20803
requesting ban for ryofag for not having a trip.
BAN RYOFAG
BAN RYOFAG
No.20804
File: 1441470412313.jpg (122.79 KB, 1000x1361, 1000:1361, 9dad35147fa75c390f59a2419d….jpg)
Oh wait isn't the final season coming soon as well?
No idea if I can be fucked to watch it.
No.20805
No.20806
>>20802
I recognize that, it's a "no"!
No.20807
>>20802
But you're the one with the actual tumblr blog??
I'm bored so I asked Exert for a link to this shithole and it seems that its got no less cancerous from the day it was made!
Stop shinobu posting you profile creeper.
>>20804
Kizu is meant to be coming but thats a prequel.
No.20808
I quit. Gonna watch anime alone the rest of the weekend. See you.
No.20809
H.-hi
>>20471
I'll rather kill myself than turn 100% norme.
No.20810
Oh wait Owarimonogatari is coming out in October too. Hopefully.
No.20811
>>20807
To be honest I forgot you even existed you're a fucking fool if you think you lingered on my thoughts for longer than a second, you and the rest of the ex /tf/ faggots who felt the need to ditch this shithole in our time of need.
You can fuck off back to /nerds/ frenchie replaced you, he's even as gay as you.
He's already told us countless stories of how much he buttfucks dudes.
No.20812
No.20813
>>20811
Imblying you didn't struggle to sleep without my presence.
That sounds rather gay, it's a good thing I am a straight man.
Mordin posts more in n3rds than I do; What a homo.
No.20814
>>20813
Wait he STILL posts on nerds?
Jesus motherfucking christ and this is our fucking mods?
Goddammit I hate these goddamn mods in this shitty fucking place, if I were a mod I would purge their dumb fucking self.
Faggot fuck off, if not get a trip and then fuck off.
No one here wants you, you're a shitter who seems only interested in attention whoring.
And quit tainting shinobu I dislike you enough as is I don't need more shit to prove you're an immense shitter.
No.20816
>>20814
If you say you wub me and ask really really nicely, I'll go.
I'd taint her taint.
With my penis.
No.20817
Who's doing the new thread?
No.20819