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File: 6c573c682dc219e⋯.png (631.26 KB, 685x385, 137:77, ClipboardImage.png)

17f6af  No.777

>The Liberal Democrats’ campaign slogan is “Bollocks to Brexit” and they showed just how serious they were yesterday by enlisting a former Belgian prime minister to join Sir Vince Cable on the doorstep.

>Guy Verhofstadt, the European parliament’s combative Brexit chief, went campaigning with the Liberal Democrat leader in Camden, north London, as he urged Remainers to choose Sir Vince’s party at the May 23 poll over other anti-Brexit parties.

How could this go wrong? Stupid man.

17f6af  No.782

File: 4663bcd4a0c5fd0⋯.png (2.26 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

First for the Rattay Tournament


305031  No.783

How have you not left the E.U. yet, it's amazing how you can have a national referendum to leave yet still have people form remain parties.


305031  No.784

>>783

>16:44:44

nice


17f6af  No.785

>>783

Because

>MPs don't want us to leave

>PM doesn't want us to leave

>Civil servants don't want us to leave

All conspiring together they've managed to keep us in quite well so far.


17f6af  No.786

>KCD

>Go to sleep

>Guard wakes me up

>Fines me for not carrying a torch at night


50d5b0  No.787

been playing Fallout: New Vegas recently

cracking game, thinking I might go Mr House this time round


5e9773  No.788

File: 748044ce2b14bd4⋯.jpg (6.96 KB, 320x180, 16:9, the knorr man.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI UFKCIKEN RUINED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHANCES AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHE CHybBBY YLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


5e9773  No.789

cunydsa

fu cj oouyuu!!!


305031  No.790

File: a7a873b6b69449a⋯.jpg (519.51 KB, 2448x3264, 3:4, 637.jpg)

>>789

>>788

Yes. That's all true, in some sense or another.


042e0a  No.791

>>787

>not being a good goy and joining the NCR

They have all the decent quests tbh


305031  No.793

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50d5b0  No.794

>>791

Feel like the NCR aren't properly represented as the corrupt plutocratic expansionists they are in the game. There's a few bits of dialogue here and there but we never get to see NCR troopers stomp their feet and annex neutral territories or shake down civilians for caps, nor do we get to see NCR officials taking bribes from merchants and gangs. We also don't get to see the Legion actually protecting its citizens and enforcing their laws. If you went purely by gameplay, the Legion seem like an irredeemably evil collection of savages and the NCR seem like saints trying to rebuild mankind. Great game, love it to pieces, but it could have been a masterpiece with a bit more development.


50d5b0  No.795


305031  No.796

File: 6a87189e75f69b2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 328.03 KB, 1280x1158, 640:579, tumblr_nn99d1Ufxk1rdv915o1….jpg)

>>794

welcome to any thread on new vegas ever

i might illicitly acquire the game soon to play it again, now that you remind me of it

games tend to bore me at this point, it's been like this for years, i don't think i will enjoy new vegas either. honestly the last game i enjoyed was life is strange in 2015, or whenever.


50d5b0  No.797

>>796

really enjoyed life is strange tbh


50d5b0  No.798

Flag disabled itself for some reason 😡😡😡😡


305031  No.799

File: 3ec7a30b375918b⋯.mp4 (9.51 MB, 538x538, 1:1, Platinum Jazz.mp4)

>>798

must've been out of shame


305031  No.800

File: 13560dda9961ea2⋯.mp4 (2.97 MB, 538x538, 1:1, La Noyee.mp4)

converting mp3s into mp4s and webms are the only way for me to share some of the songs, tbh


305031  No.801

File: c9e59ba699f5ec5⋯.mp4 (5.06 MB, 538x538, 1:1, A Quai.mp4)

i mostly just want the excuse to post more milana, tbh


5e9773  No.806

got a terrible hangover


62aba1  No.807

>>765

(*゚ロ゚)


62aba1  No.808

>>773

(*〇□〇)……!


62aba1  No.809

>>806

(๑•o•๑)


62aba1  No.810

Morning lads.

o(^∀^*)o


62aba1  No.811

DUBS!!!

(ノ≧∀≦)ノ


5e9773  No.812

>>810

morning honey


62aba1  No.813

>>812

Hello~ darling~

(。♥‿♥。)


ba6db1  No.814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5e9773  No.815

File: 35110f3b3651d29⋯.png (309.66 KB, 548x421, 548:421, ass.png)

kinda like the fat lass at the pub even tho i shouldnt tbh


17f6af  No.816

>>810

>>812

Morning


5e9773  No.817

>only realised just now that last night i was shitting on islam and talking conspiracy theories with another guy keeeek


17f6af  No.818

>>817

Went to a party once and I'm pretty sure I talked conspiracy theories with a man in a tree, at another point later I was talking politics with a lass or rather I'm mostly certain she was just asking me questions about my opinions.


5e9773  No.819

File: 8728ad401cb678d⋯.jpg (39.97 KB, 630x543, 210:181, image0.jpg)

>>818

maybe she liked you ^___^

was she cute


62aba1  No.820

>>816

(⌒▽⌒)


62aba1  No.821

>>817

(´。・v・。`)


17f6af  No.822

>>819

She was yes, but, she had a boyfriend and it was a party at the end of secondary school after which I went to a different college to just about everyone else there.


5e9773  No.823

>>822

JUST


f93c60  No.824

File: 33554b77510b2b2⋯.jpg (123.07 KB, 981x1002, 327:334, 33554b77510b2b28e01e466b5d….jpg)


5e9773  No.825

>>824

forehead cunt


f93c60  No.826


5e9773  No.827

could really do with going on a date with an older lass tbh


62aba1  No.828

(▰˘v˘▰)


305031  No.829

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

bom dia


62aba1  No.830

┐( ̄ー ̄)┌


12202b  No.831

File: a6c7bbd568ca334⋯.jpg (24.21 KB, 320x320, 1:1, IMG_20190409_092624.jpg)

Come back to newbrit lads I miss you.❤ How can I make you feel welcome?


12202b  No.832

File: a1d46d54342bd55⋯.jpg (85.66 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, IMG_20190217_000015.jpg)

>no west riding flag


ba6db1  No.833

>>831

give BO to the rightful spic


62aba1  No.834

>>831

╮( ꒪౪꒪)╭


305031  No.835

File: 1fdec9ee57c5b39⋯.jpg (30.62 KB, 403x403, 1:1, Jewess 640.jpg)

>>831

hi, lad.

i don't know about anyone else, but i have no interest in going back, things are fine here. im sure newbrit is going along just fine without us.

>>833

lmao no


12202b  No.836

>>833

Might have to tbh he is christlike he died for our sins. :^)


ba6db1  No.837


62aba1  No.838

ヽ(・_・;)ノ


12202b  No.839

File: df12d82bb15b308⋯.jpg (1.53 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, IMG_20190212_230201948.jpg)

Don't make me cross you off the dafthogs poster lads… 😭

>>835

No you will get more (you)'s in a united board. Delicious (you)'s.


62aba1  No.840

>>839

Not even on it.

乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ


305031  No.841

File: c6f4272a7356fcb⋯.jpg (278.37 KB, 3072x3033, 1024:1011, Jewess 645.jpg)


12202b  No.842

>>838

Who are you emojiposter not seen you before?

>>840

You'll be on the next one do i just draw you as a big emoji

A q p

w


12202b  No.843

File: 9aa673fa9be3d4f⋯.jpg (1.12 MB, 842x825, 842:825, IMG_20190325_072358.jpg)

>>841

milana would want you to


62aba1  No.844

>>842

ʅ(。◔‸◔。)ʃ


62aba1  No.845

>>844

DUBS!!!

o(〃^▽^〃)o


305031  No.846

>>843

just not interested


12202b  No.847

h


62aba1  No.848

Think the milk was bad…

(๑•﹏•)


62aba1  No.849

(~˘▾˘)~


305031  No.850

File: d56359479531895⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 295.77 KB, 2881x2475, 2881:2475, better world.png)

:^)


62aba1  No.851

>>850

(¬‿¬)


305031  No.852

nobody's on this morning, other than the emojilad. i hope that means you guys are doing something productive this weekend.

an absent board = healthy userbase


62aba1  No.853

>>852

Why are you here lad?

(◍ •ಲ• ◍)


305031  No.854

>>853

because i'm not being productive this weekend


62aba1  No.855

>>854

(▰︶︹︺▰)


4b62b3  No.856

File: 7cd9d32c95e9501⋯.jpg (161.62 KB, 850x960, 85:96, 00e0b4b890444eb03df51717d0….jpg)

Ahem. Big knickers.


62aba1  No.857

>>856

୧☉□☉୨


1b7f93  No.859

>>777

Loldems have jumped the shark. I used to think Cable was alright for some reason. Smh.


7e9d79  No.860

File: 831db9c62d5dab7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 431.44 KB, 2882x2482, 1441:1241, ClipboardImage.png)

>>850

Tbh

>>839

Not on it either, but, I don't mind that, don't want to occupy the same space as faggot(s).


62aba1  No.861

>>860

\(○^ω^○)/


12202b  No.862

>>860

Well I don't know who you are keek but you're welcome back anytime lad xx


12202b  No.863

File: 9c7d69b13c06c75⋯.jpeg (5.08 KB, 275x183, 275:183, images (1).jpeg)

*absorbs threads lifeforce*


5e9773  No.865

>>852

had an awful hangover but met me dad

going to order a kebab and just chill out and sleep early


62aba1  No.866

>>863

(。+・`ω・´)


305031  No.867

>>865

that sounds good


305031  No.868

File: 7edcec11540e7e3⋯.jpg (683.13 KB, 1920x1078, 960:539, Jewess 859.jpg)

more coffee for the day


f93c60  No.869

>spent evening doing a jigsaw with the lass

this is the future lads.


305031  No.871

>>869

I've been here all day sipping coffee and being useless. Good to hear you've been having as much fun as I have :^)


7e9d79  No.872

>>869

Sounds wholesome, went to visit a hospital today and been watching Louis Kino.


305031  No.873

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh goosedrunks


7e9d79  No.874

Good night.

>>873

Never understood how one could be scared of a book

>LMFAO just close the cover nigga


305031  No.875

>>874

night


305031  No.876

>>874

i got scared while reading sometimes


50d5b0  No.878

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOON


305031  No.881

File: 93eaf9c43b56229⋯.jpg (101.68 KB, 1080x1138, 540:569, Jewess 671.jpg)


525a81  No.884

>>783

Same way Malta could have a referendum to join the UK and not actually do so I guess.


62aba1  No.885

>>884

Morning lads.

(〃⌒∇⌒)


62aba1  No.886

(*゚ロ゚)


62aba1  No.887

(*〇□〇)……!


62aba1  No.888

CHECK EM!!!

(๑•ㅂ•)✧


62aba1  No.889

(▰˘v˘▰)


62aba1  No.890

(*´・v・)


7e9d79  No.891

>>888

Not leaving any for the rest of us lad


62aba1  No.892

>>891

(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)


50d5b0  No.893

Playing Fallout New Vegas. Sick of these bloody cultist ghouls mucking me about. Wanna launch their rockets into the ground but I’m doing a good karma run.


62aba1  No.894

>>893

(╯•﹏•╰)


305031  No.895

Having a nice cup of hot choccy


7e9d79  No.896

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>893

I enjoyed FNV, always ended up doing it for Mr House.


305031  No.898

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

t e s s a


f93c60  No.899

File: dedda6fe3cc418b⋯.png (154.3 KB, 1294x478, 647:239, ClipboardImage.png)


7e9d79  No.900

>>899

Where was this posted?


50d5b0  No.902

File: aee0c3e070cb89f⋯.png (136.05 KB, 986x622, 493:311, abigreactionface.png)

Want a slightly chubby gf with big plumpy boobs I can grope and suckle


5e9773  No.904

File: 748044ce2b14bd4⋯.jpg (6.96 KB, 320x180, 16:9, the knorr man.jpg)

>>902

id take a gf of any size


7e9d79  No.905

>>904

Smh have to have limits lad, don't debase yourself.


50d5b0  No.906

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

need bellamywave to gain traction as a genre of music


50d5b0  No.907

File: 53d665fad5bff9e⋯.png (529.27 KB, 660x495, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Miss the memes of the US election tbh

>>904

Don't put yourself down lad


305031  No.908

I want some coffee


305031  No.909

File: f5cc7c85df1e44d⋯.jpg (112.16 KB, 1080x1230, 36:41, Jewess 62.jpg)

aint no thang like a cubba cauffee inna mornin


50d5b0  No.910

File: 43bf57d1210c0c3⋯.png (81.98 KB, 320x213, 320:213, ClipboardImage.png)


525a81  No.911

File: d682dfd4bbaf1c7⋯.png (197.52 KB, 441x496, 441:496, ClipboardImage.png)

This calligraphic style is pretty aesthetic tbh


50d5b0  No.912

>>911

Is that actually legible?


305031  No.913

im disappointed the prince didn't name his baby after a game of thrones character


5e9773  No.914

ass


5e9773  No.915

>>905

>>907

thicc or thin

i'd be an architect


7e9d79  No.916

>>914

For slapping


5e9773  No.917

>>916

ginge minge


7e9d79  No.918

>>917

For licking


5e9773  No.919

>>918

*gets my hopes up that one day i will lick a ginge minge*


50d5b0  No.920

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


7e9d79  No.921

>>919

Maybe one day you'll get Ginger Lass unless you've burnt that bridge already.


5e9773  No.922

>>921

there is still hope! :]

there is always hope, oaklad


7e9d79  No.923

>Eye has gone increasingly red

>Watery and hurts

Trying some eye drops hope it'll get better

>>922

That's true, I once got with a girl who had turned my advances for most of a year. I soon lost interest in her though and the relationship, if it could be called one, was over within a month.


5e9773  No.924

>>923

smh lad


7e9d79  No.925

>>924

I like the chase, if they say I want them more.


7e9d79  No.926

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Tune


7e9d79  No.927

*If they say no


5e9773  No.928

>>925

cringe


7e9d79  No.929

>>928

Nuh uh, are you going to let women have authority over you?


5e9773  No.930

>>929

cringe whenever someone says "chase" tbh


7e9d79  No.931

>>930

Okay, I prefer the courtship and the art of winning hearts.


5e9773  No.932

>>931

thats even more cringey tbh


525a81  No.933

File: d48c56312b44d61⋯.png (404.15 KB, 615x409, 615:409, ClipboardImage.png)

>>912

Probably to people who can read Arabic. Geometric patterns made from words seems to be a staple of islamic art.

>>930

<


7e9d79  No.934

>>933

Muhammodeons are pretty autistic with all their geometric patterns.

>>932

Whatever.


525a81  No.935

File: 133415187e5cd72⋯.png (337.08 KB, 618x298, 309:149, ClipboardImage.png)

>


5e9773  No.936

>>934

dont whatever me


5e9773  No.937

>>935

fanny schmeller


525a81  No.938

File: 7df7e5490326037⋯.png (729.16 KB, 720x466, 360:233, ClipboardImage.png)

Miss Walshposting tbh


7e9d79  No.939

>>936

Okey doke.


525a81  No.940

File: 9d0b617b7f2e629⋯.png (410.33 KB, 700x370, 70:37, ClipboardImage.png)


525a81  No.941

File: 419da8156d33112⋯.png (596.18 KB, 808x455, 808:455, ClipboardImage.png)

Might have to avatarfag with Bradley Walsh images tbh


525a81  No.942

File: d1805bcd80a3184⋯.png (339.65 KB, 600x343, 600:343, ClipboardImage.png)

Kino


f93c60  No.943

cunnilingus


7e9d79  No.944

>>943

Does your lass enjoy it?


5e9773  No.945

>>943

baste


5e9773  No.946

>theres a fucking indian place in dorchester called rajpoot

for fucksake hopefully me and wess walk passed it tomorrow


f93c60  No.947

>>944

She enjoys it but it's not her favourite thing


5e9773  No.948

>>947

OOOOOOOH


7e9d79  No.949

>>946

>/truebrit/ / /newbrit/ crossover episode

Get us a vindaloo, ta lad.


5e9773  No.950

>>949

we are going to spoons


7e9d79  No.951

>>950

Oh, invited a friend to the local a few weeks ago, they said no, haven't asked them since.


305031  No.952

Live

Laugh

Love


4b62b3  No.953

File: beb59b72acfad5d⋯.webm (1.09 MB, 480x360, 4:3, gnomed.webm)


305031  No.954

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Live

Laugh

Love

Expire


f93c60  No.955

File: e61cb21ed3bd7e3⋯.jpg (93.35 KB, 706x864, 353:432, appy-s12-fb01.jpg)


305031  No.956

File: 8ec2bca1fee9887⋯.mp4 (1.34 MB, 720x720, 1:1, Jewess 835.mp4)


f93c60  No.957

>>956

awwwwww


5e9773  No.958

nite


305031  No.959

>>958

gnight


50d5b0  No.960

File: e8ff66776227c64⋯.jpeg (40.53 KB, 245x360, 49:72, 700F5E20-7DD9-462B-B6B8-B….jpeg)

Morning


5e9773  No.961

decent day out with wessie boi despite my anxiety sperging


7e9d79  No.962

>>960

Look out bad guys


7e9d79  No.963

>>961

Spoons was good?


5e9773  No.964

>>963

ye, well, as good as it could be really, we had a couple of pints and some light lunch, then visited a museum


7e9d79  No.965

>>964

Cool.


50d5b0  No.966

File: 0475d2317646b49⋯.png (10.29 KB, 205x246, 5:6, E0AEBD0B-B013-41B2-A7F6-9B….png)

Vitamin D deficiency


305031  No.967

File: 71055275fc59eaa⋯.jpg (41.28 KB, 607x549, 607:549, Jewess 643.jpg)

File: 05ce685524ccac6⋯.jpg (155.39 KB, 600x510, 20:17, Jewess 440.jpg)

File: 16165e86ead8406⋯.jpg (37.45 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jewess 701.jpg)

File: aee44e0877cdef4⋯.jpg (113.71 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Jewess 485.jpg)

File: a11bca3f8007665⋯.jpg (54.54 KB, 564x654, 94:109, Jewess 787.jpg)

>>966

yaaas queen SHINE!


305031  No.968

File: 32a2b37d579b1ae⋯.jpg (43.8 KB, 728x445, 728:445, 32a2b37d579b1aeec251499ac8….jpg)

have you guys watched the lates game of soys?


50d5b0  No.969

>>968

Yeah I actually enjoyed it tbh

Daenerys is a boring character and I’m sick of her winning everything. Like Arya I wanna see her suffer and make mistakes like an actual humanoid and not be the faultless embodiment of YAAAAS KWEEN SLAAAY

Could have done with a lot more episodes leading up to this point, though


50d5b0  No.970

File: 64518396cb22043⋯.png (61.84 KB, 298x260, 149:130, 97C6BA59-F12C-4FE7-A411-AB….png)

3 and a half hours sleep


305031  No.971

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>969

ive been intrigued by this guy to check out the wheel of time. im not into fantasy crap, but he sold it well and i'm already (slightly) sucked into the vortex that is the game of thrones.

have you heard of it? this is my first introduction and i just yanked the book off library genesis a little while ago. i haven't read any of it yet, but i get the impression that it's essentially a really long highschool fantasy series, like the percy jackson series which i only read one book of, tbh. not going to pretend i know much about it..


525a81  No.972

Is /truebrit/ kill?


305031  No.974

>>972

I guess


5e9773  No.975


305031  No.976

File: 1cb57487bca2dd6⋯.webm (9.94 MB, 480x360, 4:3, SCOTT CAWTHON RANT.webm)

me when i see a /truebrit/ user on /newbrit/


7e9d79  No.978

>>966

Mowed the lawn so I got plenty of sun, refilled the bird baths and feeders, seen a hole bunch of them flying round the garden since.


f93c60  No.979

cunnilingus


305031  No.980

>>979

cuddleingus > cunnilingus


50d5b0  No.983

>>971

never heard of it tbh, sounds interesting


50d5b0  No.984

>>972

seems like it


7e9d79  No.985

>>984

Just a slow board tbh, not sure if I have a reply to most posts and I don't want to force a reply.


305031  No.986

File: 1fc71dc43733b2b⋯.mp4 (6.35 MB, 538x538, 1:1, coffee.mp4)

5pm coffee


5e9773  No.989

embrace celibacy

embrace death

tbh


4b62b3  No.990

File: 3373c0355a9b64a⋯.jpg (7.12 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download.jpg)

volcel gang-gang-gang


5e9773  No.991

>>990

>volcel

>touching self


5e9773  No.992

*becomes a chadcel*


50d5b0  No.995

playing the winter king mod for ck2

need these britons put out of business, want an anglian hegemony NOW


305031  No.996

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

cozy


5e9773  No.997

lads


305031  No.998

>>997

what's good


5e9773  No.999

File: 35110f3b3651d29⋯.png (309.66 KB, 548x421, 548:421, ass.png)

>>998

gingerlass

that's what's good!


5e9773  No.1000

1000!


305031  No.1001

File: 3618b6bda5768e8⋯.png (466.82 KB, 370x587, 370:587, get smoked.png)

>>999

>>1000

HOLY

SMOKES


5e9773  No.1002

hopelessness turning into positivity once again


7e9d79  No.1003

I'm not very good with goodbyes or hellos, I can just about manage the stuff in between.


5e9773  No.1004


305031  No.1005


7e9d79  No.1006

>>1004

Said goodbye to someone yesterday perhaps forever, made a pun as a goodbye.


305031  No.1007

>>1006

*takes your joke seriously*

*you never see them again and you wonder if they're going to think you're an idiot for the rest of your life*


305031  No.1008

lol, I had that happen a few times.


7e9d79  No.1009

>>1007

>They're a civil engineer

>Don't be blowing up bridges to put up walls now

<Yeah…


5e9773  No.1010

>>1007

they will probably forget you ever existed


305031  No.1011

File: 9ae35269038a10c⋯.jpg (92.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 621.jpg)

>>1010

i don't even remember who they are either, i just know it happened. it's a pretty normal thing, i'm sure. i don't mind being thought of as stupid anyhow.


33be83  No.1012

>>1011

Hate running into people I used to know, always awkward


5e9773  No.1013


33be83  No.1014

>>1013

The first couple of times I believed them when they said we should get together sometime. Never happened.


5e9773  No.1015

>>1014

we should get together sometime


33be83  No.1016


50d5b0  No.1017

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_amok#Malaysian/Indonesian_origin

find this phenomenon fascinating, wonder what causes it? I wonder if it's related to school shootings


50d5b0  No.1018

wogs are such bizarre creatures


50d5b0  No.1019


7e9d79  No.1020

>>1017

Probably somebody just suffering a mental break coupled together with access to weapons and being aggressive.


305031  No.1021


305031  No.1023

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Kate's got that Nigella mummyness.


5e9773  No.1026

:(


7e9d79  No.1027

>>1026

What's wrong lad? Sad the sunshine's gone?


f93c60  No.1028

File: 4cad25185c17a19⋯.png (301.54 KB, 410x545, 82:109, 4cad25185c17a1926f6bee9fb9….png)


8da34f  No.1029

You lads coming back?


f93c60  No.1030

>>1029

not reqlly


8da34f  No.1031

File: fe492066a46eb81⋯.png (275.21 KB, 494x464, 247:232, 1553575740848.png)


7e9d79  No.1032

>>1029

No, wanted to find out what was going on with the minecraft server.


7e9d79  No.1033

>>1028

To bright a flash


7e9d79  No.1034

*too


7e9d79  No.1035

>Done something to my ankle

>Hurts a lot

Hope it's better in the morning, fortunately I don't have to walk as much as I used to.


5e9773  No.1036

knew i should have fucked off today

but i didnt now i feel bad

will go in a couple of days, just need a day of rest

dont care about any obligations i have they can go for now

the signs are all there


7e9d79  No.1037

>>1036

Where did you go lad? Not sure what meant by all this.


5e9773  No.1038

File: 35110f3b3651d29⋯.png (309.66 KB, 548x421, 548:421, ass.png)


7e9d79  No.1039

>>1038

Naturally


5e9773  No.1041

*accepts death*

ahh…yes..


7e9d79  No.1042

>>1041

Smh, lad can't do that.


5e9773  No.1043

>>1042

its inevitable.


305031  No.1044

I woke up at 6am this morning, after 5 hours of sleep. I was very tired and decided I wanted to sleep a little more.

I go to bed and instantly wake up 3 hours later, still tired and feeling even more like shit.

I lie in bed waiting to feel better, only to wake up 3 hours later less tired but now with a headache and feeling more like shit.

I should've just had coffee and woke up at 6


7e9d79  No.1045

>>1044

Sleeping too little is bad, sleeping too much is also bad. The last two days I've slept through my alarms and missed the early bus, very annoying.

Coffee, cold showers and exercise are good at waking me up.


5e9773  No.1046

ginger lass parked her car outside my house

that means she likes me right?


7e9d79  No.1047

>>1046

Could make a joke about it

>As you've parked outside my house you might as well come in.


4b62b3  No.1048

File: 31685efc7c28ba0⋯.jpg (12.88 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 17.jpg)

/truebrit/ surge any day now.


7e9d79  No.1049

>>1048

Comfy small board as it is, more posters could make it more interesting.


5e9773  No.1050

>>1048

tbh its better than newbrit even if theres only a couple of us

far more comfy

>>1047

saw her this morning smh


7e9d79  No.1051

>>1050

>its better than newbrit

This, just got angery going on there, not good for my blood pressure.


305031  No.1052

File: a23ff1b0739d9b7⋯.png (1.31 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, jewess_confused.png)

what is this imposter board you two are referring to???


5e9773  No.1053

>tfw only one place locally to go properly camping but the ground is just rocky and you cant even put a peg in all the way

smh i hate this

countryside is a meme we need wilderness


5e9773  No.1054

should i delete the other shitpost threads in the catalog?


305031  No.1055


5e9773  No.1056

>>1055

democracy has spoken


5e9773  No.1057

>tfw you become "that guy"


305031  No.1058

File: 006a9f0519b8095⋯.png (265.43 KB, 602x401, 602:401, main-qimg-2450569cb08d2d06….png)

>>1056

good lad


7e9d79  No.1059

>>1053

Have to put it in at a steep angle, have a story about doing that incorrectly if anyone's interested.


305031  No.1060

>>1059

ya cunt


5e9773  No.1061

>>1059

its in a quarry tbh, tried to do all sorts of stuff smh

tell me the story


7e9d79  No.1062

>>1060

Rude


7e9d79  No.1063

>>1061

>Setting up camp after day's hike

>Wet and cold after falling into a bog

>Windy making me colder

>Start putting together tent

>Can't get pegs into the ground

>Try putting them in at an angle

>First peg gets bent others don't

>Finally set up tent

>Get in and change and get ready to go to sleep

>Half an hour later get told to get out of the tent, take all my stuff and spend the night in a billet

>Get told it will be windy that night, up to 100mph and they don't want us outside

>Go to see tent in morning

>It's gone, one of the other tents has collapsed in on itself, the third is stood perfectly

Never saw that tent again, somewhere in the South-West you're welcome to it if you come across it.


5e9773  No.1065

>>1063

yikes


305031  No.1066

File: d7f59aba2a57907⋯.png (1.05 MB, 614x635, 614:635, normans.png)

File: 7b1be386934a454⋯.jpg (181.9 KB, 736x1035, 32:45, 77cf27a73ba0a07d9ed74c1d36….jpg)

Norman Gets


7e9d79  No.1067

File: e9290e9e3b476c9⋯.png (98.93 KB, 206x195, 206:195, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1066

For Him.


305031  No.1068

>>1063

Were they those crappy tents that come with the plastic pegs? If not you can force a peg deep, even if there's lots of rock. It's still a bitch though.


7e9d79  No.1069

>>1068

No, proper tents, metal pegs, the problem was that there was only a few inches of soil before it hit rock where we could put up the tents. They had to go in at an awkward angle and be forced in, so, they probably didn't go in all too well.


305031  No.1070

>>1069

plastic pegs are actually kind of alright for certain soils like that. They don't get fucked when you try to force them through rocks too often. Metal ones may get bent when you try to do that same. At least from what I remember. I'm thinking of the four-sided thick ones, not the thin spike ones.


5e9773  No.1071

no need for tents when you can camp out under the stars :^]


305031  No.1072

>>1071

no need for camping when you live out in the wilderness to begin with :^]

i haven't seen a bear around here yet, but there are deer and other wildlife that can be seen strolling through the yard. i was even told to watch out for cougars when i was little, lol.


305031  No.1073

>>1072

haven't seen a bear this year, i mean.


7e9d79  No.1074

>>1073

Nor have I.


f93c60  No.1075

File: 4eca7df35fb4a33⋯.png (100 KB, 338x300, 169:150, 4eca7df35fb4a336f8181a1394….png)


305031  No.1076

>>1075

good evening


305031  No.1077

File: eb298b68a19d2de⋯.jpg (17.58 KB, 300x418, 150:209, Colton_White.jpg)

>father's a grizzled rough old fella

>half-foreign protagonist (half-indian)

>the man who's his father turns out not to be

>mother died when he was born

>'father' died to save his life

don't read spoiler the story so far in The Wheel of Time


50d5b0  No.1080

File: 399242cfee0cd5a⋯.jpeg (364.57 KB, 1126x1091, 1126:1091, 01A6F398-0A43-475A-88C7-1….jpeg)

can’t stop wanking


50d5b0  No.1081

File: 9f6dbefb872a52f⋯.gif (13.29 KB, 182x239, 182:239, 7E512434-FDF6-44B9-9483-87….gif)

>>1066

Delete this


7e9d79  No.1082

>>1077

Is it good?


f93c60  No.1083

h


f93c60  No.1084

File: 2afebc9d3db1314⋯.png (223.82 KB, 490x465, 98:93, 2afebc9d3db13143c022fb49b2….png)


5e9773  No.1085

>wake up

>so fucking dizzy

cant even balance myself


5e9773  No.1086

*drinks coffee despite it being toxic*


5e9773  No.1087

who /nopoo/ here


50d5b0  No.1088

Really wish Rome had more seasons to it, was so ahead of its time.


5e9773  No.1089

>>1088

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME


305031  No.1090

>>1082

It's alright so far. It's a bit slow, but I think that's for fleshing out the world and culture a bit before we press on.

I presumed the father would die in the previous post, but it turns out he'll live.


5e9773  No.1091

thoughts on fat lasses?


305031  No.1092

>>1091

i'd rather not


5e9773  No.1093

>>1092

i would


305031  No.1094

dorset's mukbang gf if going to crush his spine one day


7e9d79  No.1095


5e9773  No.1096


50d5b0  No.1097

File: af185118be2f833⋯.jpeg (67.27 KB, 750x554, 375:277, 6C96CFCF-8511-4D2E-8E8C-E….jpeg)


305031  No.1098

File: 94d3aad4e305e7e⋯.jpg (34.27 KB, 610x358, 305:179, Queen Jew 82.jpg)

>>1096

yes, piggy. eat yourself to heart disease.


7e9d79  No.1099

Gonna watch Eurovision lads, hope its not too bad.


305031  No.1100

File: bad8efb7788738b⋯.mp4 (6.15 MB, 538x538, 1:1, milanamtvsong.mp4)

>>1099

milanavision is the best


7e9d79  No.1101

Gave up


50d5b0  No.1102

My breath smells like wet paint


50d5b0  No.1103

wanna learn how to photoshop and how to draw and how to edit videos but I also can’t be bothered


5e9773  No.1104

>>1102

stop drinking paint then


5e9773  No.1105

>>1103

just do what youre good at tbh


305031  No.1106

File: 5cb98a78e77a177⋯.mp4 (4.23 MB, 538x538, 1:1, Soir De Fete.mp4)

>>1103

do the bear minimum of work and shitpost what you make allover the internet, regardless.


305031  No.1107

File: deb61e1dc516d5d⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, kitchi 2.png)

i think my critter is gestating a litter of kitters


33be83  No.1108

>>1107

What a slut, might be able to sell them on unless you need a license for that.


305031  No.1109

>>1108

>got a loicense for that?

fucking anglos


33be83  No.1110

>>1109

Can't have exploited cats being used to breed and have their offspring sold for profit.


33be83  No.1111

me


305031  No.1112

>>1110

everyone i know gives away most of their cats and sells what's left, it's never been a problem either. there probably are laws that prohibit such things, but as far as i can tell it's unenforceable out here.


305031  No.1113

that's not to say anyone intentionally breeds their cats, if anything it's an irritation to us all.


33be83  No.1114

>>1112

Fair enough, giving them away to neighbours doesn't seem too bad as it keeps them local and supports community links.


33be83  No.1115

Not a fan of cats though tbh, have a few boxers in the garden that emit sounds to ward them off if the sensor is triggered. Have lots of birds that visit my garden and a hedgehog want to keep them safe tbh.


305031  No.1116

File: 38ae1c182d4e7ef⋯.png (1.06 MB, 806x605, 806:605, artseyyellowtomatoes2.png)

what a bastard, why'd he leave?


33be83  No.1117

>>1116

Probably wanted more (You)s and to post to more people.


305031  No.1118

File: aef503973db5545⋯.jpg (9.58 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 775.jpg)

>>1117

aint no love for the crew, smh


21b737  No.1121

>tfw runecrafting takes 5ever

ffs


50d5b0  No.1124

Is a long distance gf feasible? Or is it too difficult?


c9b8e8  No.1128

>>1124

If you've no forseeable means of getting together in person, largely pointless


305031  No.1129

File: 84cf3473f1532f9⋯.jpg (30.41 KB, 200x307, 200:307, 200px-WoT01_TheEyeOfTheWor….jpg)

he's always writing about how tired everybody is and how they need to rest; how tired everybody is and how the weather feels. that's the story, but with some interesting bits spritzed between.

it's tiring, really. also fuck egwene.


21b737  No.1130

>>1124

not worth it unless you literally do not talk to anyone else

t. best mate is in the only successful LDR I've ever seen and they do not go to sleep without each other


5e9773  No.1131

:O


5e9773  No.1132

cumminglingus


33be83  No.1133


5e9773  No.1134

>>1133

cunnylingus


33be83  No.1135


50d5b0  No.1136

just opened the front camera on my phone and I might actually commit suicide within the near future

god left me unfinished


33be83  No.1137

>>1136

Cameras aren't very good, don't capture the world as it is. Trust in your eyes and mirrors.


305031  No.1138

>>1136

i look ugly in cameras too

i look dumb on my academic reports

i look short next to people

funny how that works :^)




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