No.11181[Last 50 Posts]
/ttgg/ - TellTale Games General #30
Clem the Librarian Edition
Previous Thread:
>>10864Previously on Telltale Games General…
>Anons try to explain what baneposting is to loliloveranon>oper8r Clem>Clementine's rap name>Clem feels>Anon has an idea for a FN@F/TWD crossover>/ttgg/ on 4Chan gets archived for good this time>Anons discuss if we'll see Kenny again if we left him>Anons discuss what the supplies Edith gives Clem and Kenny are>Anon asks for good fanfics to read>Anons ask about Tae>Anons discuss lolicon for a long time…>Lillyanon is still here>Anon requests a lewd Clem webm…>SFManon refuses>Anons imagine a Tamagotchi-like game where you take care of Clementine>Anons admire Clementine while she climbs a ladder>Anons discuss watching a stream of TWD show together>Anons continue to prove their love for ClementineThings to discuss… New questions are marked by an asterisk
>So… Minecraft… Thoughts?>Will GOT and Borderlands suffer from a drop in quality?>Will GOT and Borderlands suffer from rewrites like TWD S2 and TWAU?>Will GOT and Borderlands suffer from having their choices leaked?>How soon can we expect new episodes of GOT and Borderlands?>When do you expect to hear news about TWD S3?Thread Theme Question…
>What kind of books do you think Clementine would like to read?Polls… Also post polls for questions you want to see
>http://strawpoll.me/2980727 What future game are you most excited for?>http://strawpoll.me/2674302 I am a…>http://strawpoll.me/2674292 Worst group>http://strawpoll.me/2729726 /ttgg/ age>http://strawpoll.me/2735107 (With Lee) http://strawpoll.me/2735116 (Without Lee) Who do you miss the most?>http://strawpoll.me/3005015 Do you like Clementine's shirt or jacket more?IRC:
>Serverirc.rizon.net
>Channel#ttgg
RP:
>http://rpol.net/game.cgi?gi=61078&date=1409037977Steam group:
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/telltalegamesgeneral No.11183
First for Clem has a cute butt.
No.11185
>>11184Thanks for covering for me
>dat ass1Post the rest
No.11188
Good night anons.
Remember to be here at 7PM EST for TWD show stream. I'll probably only stream a couple episodes.
No.11189
>>11186>>11187You're doing God's work.
>>11188Good night anon, I'll definitely be here and will post a reminder an hour or two before the stream starts. I hope we get a decent turnout.
No.11190
>>11179>I believe himHere's something what I remember.
>first shitposting on /ttgg/ calling everything related to Clementine weird>takes the name "ex-loliloveranon" yet still faps to lolis>uses /ttgg/ as his blog to attention-whore>gets on "depression pills" for sympathy points>reads smut fanfiction about Clementine for the "story" (yeah…)>breaks down and admits that he still busts his nut to lolis>…still continues to shitpost about everything about ClementineHow long until he tells us he regularly gets off from Clem? What a lying faggot. Just posts for all the attention and validation for his pathetic life.
No.11191
>>11188Good night anon. I'll post a board announcement after I wake up later today.
No.11193
>>11192Wow, seems like I can't post my opinion on things anymore.
No.11194
>>11193Why are you being so dramatic? I said nothing of the sort. This place is all about being able to say what you want.
No.11195
>>11194I don't see something like "you seem upset" as a contructive or welcoming message.
No.11196
>>11195It's not exactly "I think you should leave" ether. In any event, I apologize. Anyway, I'm going to bed now.
Good night /ttgg/. As always, I kindly ask that you please behave yourselves while I'm away.
No.11197
>>11196Sleep tight, anon.
No.11198
G'night guys, hope to see you all at the TWD stream later today.
No.11200
>>11198Good night, anon. Remember to advertise it on other boards too, anon. Maybe someone might be interested in /tv/ for example.
No.11201
>>11190You sound pretty pissed off, anon.
No.11202
>>11198When and where, anon?
No.11203
>>11201I'm voicing my opinion and telling the truth.
No.11204
>>11203Okay…
Anyone want to discuss anything?
No.11205
>>11204I guess I'll take that as a "no" then…
No.11206
>>11204>>11205You can start by telling your little version of what was written. Is it truth or just lies?
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No.11208
No.11209
>>11208You're confusing me with someone else, I think.
No.11210
>>11209Ah, okay. Sorry. Do you want to talk about something?
No.11211
>>11210Honestly, I can't think of anything. I was hoping someone else might have a few ideas.
No.11212
>>11211It's okay. What have you been doing lately?
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No.11214
>>11213Really? That's sad to hear.
No.11215
>>11214I'm pretty boring.
What have you been up to then?
No.11216
good morning
No.11217
>>11216Good morning, anon.
No.11218
>>11215I've been playing GW2. It's an okay game for singleplaying too.
No.11219
No.11220
>>11219Guild Wars 2, a MMORPG. I'm actually too shy to interact with people there but it works playing like a single-playing game, if I want to.
No.11221
>>11220Sounds neat, I suppose.
"Hot Pepper Gaming" did a review of S2 about 5 minutes ago. I have literally nothing else to post and it just came up in my subscription box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cUVd74u_EcI'd advise not watching past the halfway part as it gets pretty autistic from there.
No.11222
>>11221It begs a question why are you subscribed to such autists in a first place. Anyway, I can recognize who am I talking to.
No.11223
>>11222Didn't realize I was still subbed.
No.11224
>>11198I'm here now. I'll post a board announcement in a minute. What's your timezone by the way?
>>11204>What would you feed Clementine?>How much would you feed her?>Where would you take her to eat?>How much would she enjoy it?>Would she want you to feed her again?>>11220Oh hey it's you. I was wondering what happened to you since we last talked.
No.11225
>>11224Well, I'm still alive, am I? Thanks for asking, I guess.
No.11226
>>11225I like you so I would be unhappy to hear if something happened to you. I'm really glad to have you with us.
No.11227
>>11226I really appreciate what you say but it's undeserved praise.
No.11228
>>11227Anon, please. Don't be so hard on yourself. You're just as valuable as anyone else in this community.
No.11229
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So I was on Steam looking at Resident Evil 5 screenshots to see if anybody uploaded any screenshots of the nude Sheva mod, when I ended up finding this.
No.11230
>>11229I-i was expecting nude Clem mod…
No.11231
>>11200Yeah that's a bad idea, when I put this idea forward I wanted it to just be an event for us in this community. If even 5 of us turn out that will be more than enough, if not then I guess we could advertise on halfchan ttgg, but definitely not /tv/.
>>11202The guy who volunteered didn't post a link yet, but he said he'd do it at 7pm EST, which would be 6pm for him.
>>11224I'm not the guy who offered to stream, he agreed to do it at 7pm EST though.
No.11232
>>11231>halfchan ttggThere is none.
>I'm not the guy who offered to stream, he agreed to do it at 7pm EST thoughYeah, I reread his post after I already asked.
No.11233
>>11232Really? Halfchan ttgg is no more? How'd that happen?
And I really hope he doesn't forget about streaming, if this goes off without a hitch it could be a lot of fun.
No.11234
>>11233The thread kept dying before the bump limit sooner and sooner until it died after only 5 posts.
No.11235
>>11234I guess NFA finally got what he wanted, that autistic piece of shit.
No.11236
>>11235Yup, he finally did what he always set out accomplish. It's fine though, as long as we have this place, we never have to worry about him again.
No.11237
>>11233I'm here, don't worry. I've got everything pretty much set up and ready to go, provided my streaming server (or my computer) don't die within the next 2 hours.
Since this is a TV show, I don't think it's a good idea to go advertising it everywhere. I'm probably gonna password it and post the password here, if that's okay with you guys?
No.11238
>>11237Yeah, that might be a good idea. Better to play it safe. Also, is there any reason to worry that your server/computer might go down? Because that doesn't seem like it'd be a concern unless you have reason to believe it might happen.
No.11239
>>11238The server likes to act up sometimes. It should be fine, but it's happened before.
No.11240
>>11239What do you use as your own server? I know nothing about that stuff.
No.11241
>>11237I dunno how necessary that is if the only place we're advertising the stream is here, unless you're just worried about random people wandering in? Either way, you're the streamer so it's up to you.
>>11239>The server likes to act up sometimes.Have you tried beating it into submission?
No.11242
I want to post about the stream in the Steam group as a scheduled event, but there is no "stream" category. What category should I use?
No.11243
>>11242What categories are there?
No.11244
>>11240I use nginx with nginx-rtmp-module on a virtual private server I own. It works almost exactly like streaming to Twitch or Hitbox. Pretty neat.
>>11241Yeah, you're probably right. Why complicate things?
No.11245
>>11243Chat
Play a Game
A lil somethin somethin
Party!
Important meeting
Special cause (charity ball?)
Music or Art type thing
Sporting endeavor
Out of town excursion
No.11246
>>11245A lil somethin somethin, definitely.
No.11247
>>11246Alright, I posted it. It feels so weird to see an announcement that you yourself posted pop up.
No.11248
>>11244Thanks, I'll look into it!
No.11249
>>11244>It works almost exactly like streaming to Twitch or HitboxI wonder how popular "Twitch plays The Walking Dead" would be, or how it would even work.
No.11250
>>11249If that did happen (not saying it should) I would really hope it wouldn't work on a majority vote.
Last thing we'd need are janefags or anti-kennyfags steering the story.
No.11251
>>11250Did you really have to poke into that?
No.11252
>>11251Poke into what? Jane's chest?
No.11253
>>11252Someone should make a version of this that says "I watched
Felix die" for Borderlands players.
No.11254
>>11252Very funny, but causing unnecessary drama? I would've thought you're better than that.
No.11255
>>11254>causing unnecessary dramaFirst of all, you need to calm down.
Second, I doubt there are any janefags here, and if there are they can suck the nuts.
No.11256
>>11255Fine, I always feel alienated here when this comes up.
No.11257
>>11256You're a janefag?
You actually support the sociopathic slut who left an infant in a freezing car alone with zombies all around so that she could kill a man in a way that seemed justifiable to a 12 year old girl?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
No.11258
>>11256He's not wrong though, we all know how Twitch plays TWD would end if it were to happen. Anyway, don't let this get yourself down. You're still one of us even if you are a Janefag.
Just don't be an NFA. No.11259
>>11257I don't think he's a Janefag because he supports what she did, but rather, because he was mislead down the same path that a lot of people were mislead down. Also, I don't think being a Janefag is an inherently bad thing. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think all Janefags approve of what she did. Anyway, I'd rather we not do this less than an hour away from the stream.
No.11260
>>11257I guess I'm fucked in the head, anon.
A sad lunatic pedo sick fuck hehehe
No.11261
>>11259I won't be making it there as I'm going to sleep.
No.11262
>>11261Oh. Well, good night anon.
No.11263
>>11259It's not like I'm telling him to fuck off and die, we had these discussions all the time in halfchan ttgg. He's more than welcome to defend his views and try to debate why Jane is better than Kenny. I don't want this place to be a no bullying allowed hugbox, that'd just be sad.
>>11260No one called you a pedo, I don't give a damn if you want to fuck Clem. But supporting Jane is bad and you should feel bad.
No.11264
Stream will start in about a half hour!
Come enjoy some tunes in the meantime.
http://doku.us/ttgg/rdstream.php>>11261Aw, good night anon.
No.11265
>>11264There's no chatbox?
No.11266
>>11263>I don't want this place to be a no bullying allowed hugbox, that'd just be sad. This. I want this place to be as similar as the original TTGG.
No.11267
>>11265Click "Chat" below the video player.
No.11268
>>11263How can I debate anything against a vocal, mean majority who'll just pressure me into submission? Is that fun?
No.11270
>>11263>I don't want this place to be a no bullying allowed hugbox, that'd just be sad.I agree with you, I'm just saying the guy seems to genuinely care about Clementine, but is simply misguided. Also I think the guy who said he was a pedo isn't the anon you were initially replying to.
>>11264Sweet! I updated the announcement in the Steam group.
No.11271
>>11268>How can I debate anything against a vocal, mean majority who'll just pressure me into submission?With facts, logic and sound reasoning.
As for the meanness, this is a chan not a subreddit, it comes with the terrority. However I can see you're sensitive about this and I'm interested in genuine debate, so I promise to tone back the hostility so you can say your piece. Please, go on.
No.11272
>>11271What is there to debate? Whatever I say, my own words are deprecated and twisted against me, for your agenda. Whatever I try to reason, I get "haha 1-3 janecares.gif's." I've gone through this before and it every time just makes me sad.
I'm just going to get a smoke and go to bed.
No.11273
>>11272Anon I genuinely want to know why you think Jane is better than Kenny. You've obviously been through this before and haven't been swayed, so what is it about Jane that redeems her in your mind?
No.11274
The stream starts in 8 minutes people, if there's anyone here come on in.
Janefags are welcome.
http://172.245.57.234/ttgg.htmlClick the chat button at the bottom of the page.
No.11275
>>11272Good night anon. Try not to let this get you down.
>>11273He said he was going to bed so it looks like we'll have to wait for his answer. I too would actually like to know why he thinks Jane is better for Clem than Kenny.
>>11274Do I have to enter a username to start chatting?
No.11276
>>11275>Do I have to enter a username to start chatting?Just put whatever. "Anon" is fine.
No.11277
Hope you guys enjoyed the stream despite some hiccups. Thanks for watching!
I'm gonna go grab something to eat.
No.11278
>>11277Sure did, thanks for streaming.
No.11279
>>11277Yup. That was actually better than I expected.
No.11280
>>11279I wouldn't get too into the TWD show if I were you, season 1 is pretty much the epitome, it all goes down hill from there.
No.11281
>>11280I figured as much. If anything I'll watch the first season and then abandon it.
No.11282
>>11260jesus christ, anon.
No.11283
Looks like I missed the fun. Oh well.
No.11284
>>11283Sorry about that. The guy said that anytime we want him to stream something we can organize another event.
No.11285
>>11283I missed it as well, but it's not a big deal. He'll probably stream again some other time.
No.11286
How is your night going, anons? Hopefully better than mine.
No.11287
>>11286Why? Is your night not going well?
Mine's pretty damn boring.
No.11288
>>11286I'm doing fine. I was in the stream earlier this night and I'm actually playing TWD right now. Why is your night not going so well?
No.11289
>>11288What episode/season are you on, anon?
How many times have you played it?
No.11290
>>11287I dunno. Just been feeling depressed and stressed out lately. Doesn't help that I don't have anything to do to take my mind off it.
>>11288That's good. Maybe I should replay it too.
No.11291
>>11290>I don't have anything to do>Maybe I should replay it tooSounds like you do have something to do.
No.11292
>>11289I've played it 5 or 6 times already. I'm playing on Xbox 360 since I never finished it on console before. Just finished episode 2, helped Kenny in the meat locker, spared the Saint Johns and told Clementine not to steal.
>>11290>Just been feeling depressed and stressed out latelyHave you tried masturbating anon? No.11293
>>11292Jeez, that's a lot of replays.
No.11294
>>11291I guess.
>>11292Er… Yeah, I do that anyway but it doesn't really help much.
No.11295
>>11293The ending still gets to me. ;_;>>11294That's too bad. I was mostly kidding but it's still not a bad idea to fap if you're stressed.
No.11296
>>11292>I'm playing on Xbox 360 Fellow 360 player here, it's true suffering.
I can't play these games without having to deal with my 360 sounding as if it's attempting to take flight.
I wanted to repurchase the series for PC, but even during the winter sale it wasn't as cheap as I'd hoped it would be.
>>11293I've replayed it just as many times.
I had no idea about the animal crackers in episode three until my most recent playthrough last month. I had never found that walker in the car before. No.11297
>>11295I've played it about 5 times and those endings still get me too.
No.11298
>>11296I never found out about the juice box from season 2 episode one until I noticed a bunch of images here with a juice box.
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No.11301
>>11300Do you find it when you're gathering supplies from the house? Where is it?
No.11302
>>11301Go to the front of the house and tap on the glass. Alvin gives it to you if you get his help.
No.11303
>>11302Last time I played I blackmailed him so damn badly to get that juice. Poor Alvin.
No.11305
>>11302>>11303Does Pete give you anything if you get his help? I always had Clem give him the sad eyes because I thought it was adorable.
>>11304Holy shit Clem says that?
No.11306
>>11304jesus
>>11305No, she threatens to tell Rebecca that Alvin talked to her when he wasn't supposed to.
I don't think Pete gives you anything other than a chance to escape.
No.11307
>>11305>Holy shit Clem says that?Lol no. It's a reference to a hypothetical situation we once discussed here.
>Anon, give me some of your extra rations, or I'll tell Kenny you touched me. No.11308
>>11307>>Anon, give me some of your extra rations, or I'll tell Kenny you touched me.Well shit, that sounds like something that a Clementine who sided with Jane would say.
No.11309
>>11308I actually agree with that.
No.11310
>>11308The thought of a tipsy clem is adorable
No.11311
>>11282right? no one even called him a pedo.
he's probably a janefag cause he likes the idea of jane teaching clem lewd things.
i know i do No.11312
>>11310I Remember in the old /ttgg/ there was an anon who posted about an easter egg where if you drank with Nick, Clem sounds half-drunk while talking to Carver.
If only it were true.>>11311Like I said it's probably not the same guy.
No.11313
>>11312I remember PCfags who modded injured Kenny's model to normal Kenny saying that if you kept getting caught trying to steal the walkie-talkie's Clem gave up and Kenny never got beat by Carver.
Goddamn liar.
No.11314
>>11313>PCfagsthe fuck, anon?
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No.11316
>>11314He probably plays on console. I think he's the same guy who mentioned playing on 360 before.
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No.11318
>>11317Was it really worth getting offended over?
No.11319
Good morning anons.
No.11320
>>11319Good morning? It's still night for me. Greetings in any case.
No.11321
Someone requested Clem with the TF2 characters. Here ya go. I'm a bit tipsy right now so please tell me if something's wrong and I'll try fixing it.
>>11319Good morning.
No.11322
>>11321Oh my Clem, this is like a dream come true for me. Thank you so much anon!
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No.11324
>>11319Good morning, anon.
>>11321Holy hell, nice one anon. Do ya have any plans to make more for the other characters?
No.11325
>>11324>Do ya have any plans to make more for the other characters?Sure, I could do that. I had ideas for almost all of the characters, so this would work pretty well.
No.11326
>>11307I wouldn't go down without a fight so I'd just rape and kill her. At least I'd have some fun…
No.11327
>>11326what the unholy fuck.
No.11328
>>11327She chose to play that game.
No.11329
>>11326You know what, as fucked up as you are, I love having you here. Everytime you post something like that it just seems so out of left field that I can't help but to find it funny.
No.11331
>>11330Is something wrong anon?
No.11332
>>11331I'm just fucked up in the head I guess. I don't want to bother you.
No.11333
>>11332We've got plenty of anons here who are fucked in the head, another won't hurt. Bother us all you want, the more anons the merrier.
No.11334
>>11332You're not bothering me. Well, okay maybe a little inside, but your posts are funny to me so if anything you're bringing me joy.
We have all sorts of fucked up people here. If they really bothered me, I wouldn't be here right now. These kind of people make /ttgg/ fun for me, and this place would not be the same without them.
No.11335
>>11334Just chiming in to state my own mental problems. I percieve Clem as my daughter, which is why I refuse to involve her in anything lewd. I also have a Clem hat that I talk to when I get home, and if I accidentally mistreat it (letting it get wet, creased, etc.), I feel like garbage and apologize to it.
#trufax
No.11336
No.11337
>>11336Aw, why you gotta be so… abrasive?
No.11338
>>11335Oh, okay anon. Whenever I feel alone I like to pretend Clementine is with me and we'd talk. She's like an imaginary friend for me.
No.11339
>>11338>tfw nobody will understand our struggle No.11340
>>11337Why you gotta be so cancerous? The way you guys react to loli is positively reddit-tier.
Did you guys even start out on 4chan with us or did you find this place some other way?
No.11341
>>11339I understand it anon, I wish I had a Clementine hat too. Though I'm not sure I'd talk to it.
No.11342
No.11344
>>11342I'm Anonymous. If you want names and identities go back to reddit.
No.11345
>>11340I don't mind others fapping to loli or whatever. Hell, I'm a horny bastard that whacks it to whatever hits my fancy, including loli. I personally won't involve Clem in it though.
No.11346
>>11343
I was curious. I've just been here long enough to recognize the way you post. You're very defensive.
No.11347
>>11346Hmm, interesting. Can you recognize me by the way I post? Who am I?
No.11348
>>11346Well I'd be willing to bet you're wrong.
We don't need someone around here keeping track of might've posted what and piecing together identities in their head. If you don't like chan culture, get out.
No.11349
>>11348We've all got different opinions here. It's pointless to make empty accusations of reddit this, tumblr that. I see no reason we can't just get along.
No.11350
>>11332Are you the janefag anon from earlier? If so, a few of us are still waiting for you to tell us why you prefer Jane over Kenny.
No.11351
>>11348No offense but the way you reacted in
>>11336 made it seem like you're the one who doesn't understand chan culture.
No.11352
>>11349>I see no reason we can't just get along.Because some of us don't respect anonymity and react like squeamish schoolgirls at the mere mention of loli.
No.11353
>>11347By this post alone, I can't tell. I'm not a wizard, sometimes people unconsciously leave tells in some posts they make.
>>11348It's not detective work. Some people just make it obvious.
No.11354
>>11352If they don't like what you're posting, they can just hide your posts. That's my opinion and I don't hold anything against you or other lolicons. Be warned that you may not reach a lot of people posting like that though.
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No.11356
>>11350Haven't you had enough of Jane vs Kenny fights? Are you so eager to push me to dirt and laugh?
No.11357
>>11352So? What's the big deal? People having negative reactions to lewd Clemposts is part of the fun of being in /ttgg/. At least for me it is.
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No.11358
>>11356Lighten up anon, we're civil enough to not lynch one of our own for the crime of holding different opinions. Just tell us why you choose Jane over Kenny.
No.11359
>>11356>Haven't you had enough of Jane vs Kenny fights?Not him, but yeah, I am. We've reached the point where everything has been argued so much that there's nothing new to say about it.
I'm not sure why people argue about it so much in the first place, nothing is left up to interpretation because all of the facts are presented to you by the game itself.
No.11360
>>11359>I'm not sure why people argue about it so much in the first place, nothing is left up to interpretation because all of the facts are presented to you by the game itself.Which is why I want to know why he still sides with Jane. He obviously cares a lot about Clementine, so why wouldn't he go with who's best for her?
In fact, does anyone have that .gif that shows how quickly Jane runs away when Clem get's grabbed by a walker if you mess up trying to kill it?
No.11361
>>11360>.gifWe webms now.
No.11362
>>11360To be fair, I sided with Kenny and even I don't think those gifs hold much water.
No.11363
>>11361>>11362Look at that, doesn't even wait for her to be bit before turning tail. How could that not hold water? It's obvious she places her own safety above Clementine's, which would be okay if she were a full grown adult capable of looking after herself, but she's not.
No.11364
>>11363The fact that she watches from a position where she wouldn't be able to help in case something like that happens is also rather stupid of her.
No.11365
>>11363To be fair, if Clem is stupid enough to get herself in that situation, there's very little Jane could do to prevent her from getting bit. At that point, booking it ASAP is probably her best option.
No.11366
>>11365It's an 11 year old versus an adult walker. Jane shouldn't have let her get in that position.
No.11367
>>11365Isn't that webm from when Jane was teaching her how to quickly kill walkers? If so, that wasn't Clem's fault at all because Jane put her in that situation.
And you can't fault a 12 year old girl for making mistakes. Jane is an adult and should've been protecting her, not watching from safety while Clem tries to kill walkers twice her size.
Sticking Clem with someone who doesn't care about her safety and wont try to protect her is not what's best for her.
No.11368
>>11366I suppose. But you know what they say, hindsight is 20/20.
I think I'm gonna go to bed for now. Good night anons.
No.11369
>>11360>He obviously cares a lot about Clementine, so why wouldn't he go with who's best for her?Cause he thinks that person is Jane, what else?
>The fact that she watches from a position where she wouldn't be able to help in case something like that happens is also rather stupid of her.>>11366>It's an 11 year old versus an adult walker. Jane shouldn't have let her get in that position.Everyone, not just Jane, commits the idiotic crime of treating Clem like she's a super capable adult. What's even more idiotic is that they're right: Clem is that capable. She slaughters every zombie she takes on. She should be killed in all those scenarios but she isn't.
No.11370
>>11366Wait Clem is 11 isn't she? Where have I been getting 12 from?
No.11371
>>11370Yeah, she's 11. When Bonnie asks how old you are outside the Ski lodge, that comes up as a dialog option.
>>11369An unarmed 11 year old versus a walker, yeah she'd be killed. But if you don't fuck it up, with a weapon you'll be fine. Walkers a slow and stupid and relatively easy to kill as long as you go for the head.
No.11372
>>11371Rewatch that scene. Jane instructs Clem to take on a much bigger zombie head on. Clem is so short she can barely get at his head. This is
before Jane teaches her the handy trick of kicking their knees to knock them down.
Like I said, Jane isn't the only one who has unrealistic expectations of an eleven-year old girl that turn out to be correct because this game takes place in a bizarro universe. Luke bringing Clem to clear a bridge (which she does by herself), Kenny asking to have her back against armed guards in the truck, everyone sending her on a covert mission in a hostile compound with no map or a weapon to defend herself, etc. She's omnipotent: she can do anything the plot requires her to do.
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No.11373
>>11372>sameanonMeant to italicize that "before", not strike it out.
No.11374
>>11369>Cause he thinks that person is Jane, what else?Well he's wrong, and judging by his reaction to questioning he knows it and is simply tired of being reminded.
There is no upside to leaving Clem with her. She's forced to watch an old friend get murdered and hang out with the murderer who then admits to having planned the whole thing. She becomes jaded, cold and noticeably less happy.
How could anyone who cares about Clementine want that for her?
No.11375
>>11373I can fix it if you want.
No.11376
>>11374>She becomes jaded, cold and noticeably less happy.You mean even more so than she already has right?
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No.11377
>>11374Clementine's a fictional character, one who's omnipotent and invincible due to how ridiculous her plot armor is. I have no worries about her safety and well-being, no matter the ending.
>She's forced to watch an old friend get murdered and hang out with the murderer who then admits to having planned the whole thing. She becomes jaded, cold and noticeably less happyIt'd be stupid if her personality in S3 changed for a whole group of players based on a single, random decision made in the previous season, so you don't have to worry about her becoming a cold heartless Darwinist next season.
>>11375Sure, thanks.
No.11378
>>11376Much, much more.
In the Kenny endings she can be seen laughing and playing, she's obviously very happy. In the Jane endings the happiest she ever seems is a slight smile when Jane informs her that there are still
some supplies left, making their trip back to the compromised fort not a complete waste, then she goes on to threaten other survivors at gunpoint and tell them to fuck off.
The difference is night and day.
>>11377>Clementine's a fictional characterTell that to the guy who talks to her hat No.11379
>>11377>sameanonIf you don't mind can you add the missing "is" right between "This" and "before" too? I really need to double check the quality of my posts before I submit them.
No.11380
>>11377>I have no worries about her safety and well-being, no matter the ending.BRAVO TELLTALE! You've made Clementine's plot armor so ridiculously thick that the people who would care about Clementine no longer do because of your stupid incompetent writers. Bravo.
>It'd be stupid if her personality in S3 changed for a whole group of players based on a single, random decision made in the previous season, so you don't have to worry about her becoming a cold heartless Darwinist next season.I don't think so. If a large majority of players get a cold heartless Darwinist Clem next season, that's the Clem they deserve for making her that way.
No.11382
>>11380>BRAVO TELLTALE! You've made Clementine's plot armor so ridiculously thick that the people who would care about Clementine no longer do because of your stupid incompetent writers. Bravo.Pretty much. Clementine became so boring this season because she no longer seemed like a real human being with weaknesses or flaws. No matter how improbable the situation, she solves it, with adult-like intelligence or incredible brute strength and combat prowess. No matter how badly she treats the other characters, they will still love her and be on her side, depriving the game of any interesting interpersonal mechanics.
>I don't think so. If a large majority of players get a cold heartless Darwinist Clem next season, that's the Clem they deserve for making her that way.It won't happen, for logistical, technical, and artistic reasons. It's incredibly improbable.
>>11381Thank you, Wheatley.
No.11383
>>11377>>11380I see where you guys are coming from, but you need to realize that what we got is much better than the alternative. A realistic game with an 11 year old girl as the protag would be boring as shit. Clem would either do nothing of import and have no input whatsoever or she would do stupid shit that causes trouble for the group.
A lot of people were concerned with how TTG would pull off making a game with a little girl as the protag and rightfully so, it was a risky move. It's unfortunate the only thing they could think of was making Clem a child sized adult.
No.11384
Almost 7 in the morning for me. Definitely way past my bedtime. See you guys later.
No.11385
>>11383No, I completely disagree. The problem isn't that Clem is more capable than your typical eleven year old, it's that she's an omnipotent Mary Sue. If Lee had the same degree of plot armor as she did in S2, he would've been a significantly less interesting character.
Another problem I haven't mentioned is that Clem is barley fleshed out as a character from the first episode of S2. We rarely get to explore her wants, her needs, her goals, and her guilt. It's all pushed aside for time so another ball-numbing dramatic set piece that she and the player will have barely have anytime to contemplate can take place.
No.11386
>>11358I just like her because I symphatize with her. I was a shit to my youmg brother and I'd do anything to go back and love him like a good sibling should. Jane lost her little sister and has a second chance to do better with Clementine, a surrogate sister. I trust her to love and keep Clem safe as a big sister. Clementine did want one anyway, long time ago.
Now you can lynch me. Haha what a sad retarded faggot, right?
No.11387
No.11388
>>11386>I trust her to love and keep Clem safe as a big sister.>>11361 No.11389
>>11388Hahaha epic jane.gif like I said last time. I'm sick and sad of seeing nothing else.
No.11391
>>11388Is this really worth antagonizing and alienating someone who clearly has serious emotional issues?
No.11392
>>11391I'm just pointing out that he's misplacing his trust, but you're right.
No.11393
>>11390
Break out the torches and pitchforks!
No.11394
It's good to see this place back to filling up a thread in a couple of days rather than in a couple of weeks.
No.11395
>>11394I suppose it's sort of nice, I don't have to keep old /ttgg/ on life-support anymore.
No.11396
>>11395I wonder how many new posters here were halfchan /ttgg/ers.
No.11397
>>11396Don't be optimistic. I think little to none.
No.11398
>>11397There's been at least a few new posters here ever since the halfchan thread died. It's not a huge logical leap to think some of them may be from halfchan.
No.11399
>>11391He should really do something about those. I can't imagine how hard it must be for someone so sensitive to function in real life.
No.11400
>>11399He needs to see a shrink if these emotional issues become a problem. Currently it seems mostly harmless.
No.11401
>>11400I don't know about that. He is clearly in a severe state of discomfort, that's reason enough for me. Why be unhappy when you don't have to be? He has been like this for a long time and I wouldn't want him to end up an hero-ing over an anonymous comment.
People are a bit trigger happy with therapy and medications nowadays, I agree. But CBT couldn't possibly hurt. It's fairly structured and short term, and if you're cooperative at the very least you'll learn about some new coping skills.
No.11402
>>11401Hopefully that anon is still around.
No.11403
>>11351But anon, someone getting mad over the silliest shit IS 4chan culture. Honestly I find this refreshing, /TTGG/ isn't /TTGG/ without fights.
No.11405
Anyone here?
No.11407
>>11406Good morning, anon. Hope you have a really nice day ahead.
No.11408
>>11407Well, today was supposed to be the first day of class, but it turns out I don't have any lectures on Tuesdays.
No.11409
>>11408Ah, okay. That's nice to hear. What kind of class, anon?
No.11410
>>11409It's my last semester studying computer science.
No.11411
>>11410Okay, sounds interesting. I'll still wish you relax this day.
No.11412
>>11405I have arrived. I find it so ironic that when you'd think this place would be at it's most active (during the day) it's mostly dead, and when you'd think it'd be dead (late at night), is when it becomes most active.
>>11386For what it's worth, I can understand why chose Jane over Kenny. Even though Jane has proven to book it should Clem get in trouble, she might actually develop a connection similar to her sister given enough time. I doubt it, but time will tell. Like I said there's nothing wrong with being a Janefag in and of itself. You didn't mention it so I assume you aren't defending Jane for what she did, and you don't seem to hate Kenny ether so there's that. And even if you did do both of those things, it could still be worse. At least you're not an Arvofag.
>>11394We were more active than halfchan during it's last few weeks or so alive, so we've actually been filling up the thread in only a few days for a while now.
>>11402Me too. I know I seem to say this about everybody, but I like him, and I would be sad to see him go.
No.11413
>>11412I guess most of us are night owls.
Or maybe we've got a lot of europeans.
No.11414
>Shel will never be romanceable
Why go on living?
No.11415
Good night, anons. You have fun now.
No.11416
No.11417
>>11400>>11401Despite popular belief, therapists and the meds they dish out are not the be-all end-all cure for what ails you.
More likely than not they'd just keep the anon coming back to them day in and day out in order to collect his shekels and prescribe him pills that would sap any semblance of personality he has.
I for one understand why the anon is so sensitive. He's a janefag in a community of kennyfags. He's had to listen to us list all the reasons why Jane is not the best choice for Clem time and time again.
I'm not saying I agree with the guy, but it must be stressful being apart of a community that doesn't respect your preferences.
No.11418
>>11404You know damn well this place is what it is thanks to 4chan and that cumslut m00t. There's little difference in its culture.
No.11419
Tales from the Borderlands ep. 2 when
No.11420
>>11419I was wondering that myself. TTG usually releases stuff faster than this, don't they?
No.11421
>>11419I was hoping at the end of this month but it doesn't seem like that's happening.
No.11422
>>11419>TTGG>delivering episodes on timeYou'll be lucky if all 5 eps are out before 2016.
No.11423
>>11422At least Telltale releases stuff faster than Valve.
No.11424
>>11423Devs that release anything at all release stuff faster than Valve.
No.11425
>What kind of books do you think Clementine would like to read?
I really liked Jules Verne's books when I was a kid, and I think Clem would also like adventure books like that. It would also provide a form of escapism from the bleak world of the ZA.
I wonder what Clem would think of those sappy grocery store romance novels
No.11426
>>11425Oh hey someone actually answered the thread theme question without me asking first. I too think Clem would want to read stuff that would allow her to take her mind off of living in a zombie apocalypse, but at the same time she might also want to read books that would educate her about stuff she doesn't know about yet.
No.11427
>>11426Good point, Clementine has missed a lot of school. She'd probably like learning about new and exciting things, even if they weren't immediately useful to her.
No.11428
I would find old copies of Playboy and Hustler and give them to Clem to read for the articles.
No.11429
>>11428Smart. It would also double as teaching her about female anatomy.
No.11432
>>11431Why would she? She knows all about kissing stuff.
No.11433
>>11432Yes. "Kissing stuff". Not sex.
No.11434
>>11433Well it's about time she learns.
No.11435
>>11433I find it hard to believe that Christa never taught her about sex. It's probably even more important she understand it, being the apocalypse and all.
No.11436
>>11435And even if Christa didn't, Jane will.
Kenny of course wont, but most people got a Jane ending so they'll be getting a slutty & edgy Clem come season 3.
No.11437
>>11434>>11435Yes, but not from looking at porn.
No.11438
>>11436Duck didn't live long enough for Kenny to give him "the talk" but even then I think Kenny would be able to properly, if maybe awkwardly explain sex to Clem, whereas Jane will just teach Clementine how to use her body to get what she wants.
No.11439
>>11437Whoa hey, I wasn't saying she should learn it from porn.
No.11440
>>11439>>11437Yeah, that was me.
What's wrong with learning from porn?
It's how I learned and I turned out okay.
>>11438lol, that's adorable. I can see it now, big tough Kenny tripping over his words, trying to explain sex from a girl's point of view.
No.11441
>>11440>It's how I learned and I turned out okay.>okayWell, you're here, aren't you?
Just kidding. Clem would have to learn the reproductive aspect of sex, not the pleasure aspect which is what you see in porn.
No.11442
>>11441>Clem would have to learn the reproductive aspect of sex,I think she knows that much already. I mean, she sees that woman give birth and is around AJ most of the time, yet not once do you see her ask how babby is formed.
What people need to do is make sure she understands how important her life is. A female is a valuable commodity as they can create life.
No.11443
Didn't Melissa say in an interview or something that Clementine already knew what sex was?
No.11444
>>11443I haven't heard anything about that, but I do remember someone mentioning that when Melissa was trying different types of voices, "sexy Clem" came up.
No.11445
>>11444Y-Yeah? Is there a sample of it?
No.11446
>>11444>when Melissa was trying different types of voices, "sexy Clem" Keep still my beating heart.
No.11447
>>11445I wouldn't know if there is. I'm interested in hearing it too, but only because it's an aspect of Clementine's personality that hasn't been explored yet.
No.11448
The next time we ask streamanon to stream we should watch something else. How about some zombie movies?
No.11449
>>11448Should I list what I have?
No.11450
>>11449Sure.
I hope you have Cockneys vs. Zombies.
No.11451
>>11450Cockneys vs Zombies
Shaun of the Dead
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
I Am Legend
The Road (not zombies, but apocalypse survival)
Resident Evil (also Retribution, Afterlife, Extinction and Apocalypse)
And last but not least:
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
No.11452
>>11451>Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-Dwut
No.11453
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No.11454
>>11453I'd love to see that.
No.11455
>>11451I'm glad you don't have Land of the Dead, that movie fucking sucked.
You should download Diary of the Dead, it's a decent zombie movie.
No.11456
She isn't even real yet I feel so alone without her.
Why does it hurt so much?
No.11457
>>11456Why don't you make a Clementine tulpa?
No.11458
No.11459
>>11458A tulpa is believed to be an autonomous consciousness, existing within their creator’s mind, often with a form of their creator's initial choice and design.
A tulpa is entirely sentient and in control of their opinions, feelings, form and movement.
They are willingly created by people via a number of techniques to act as companions, muses, and advisers.
No.11460
>>11459I'm not sure I really understand..
No.11461
No.11462
>>11459Eh, you need to be mentally stable and healthy enough to create a tulpa that might appease your fucked up needs. Otherwise, you could end up with a reflect of your worst fears.
It's risky as hell.
No.11463
>>11462I heard of one guy who tried to make a Fluttershy tulpa ending up with hyperrealistic yellow horse that spent every moment he was asleep screaming at him.
But I've also heard of a lot more people who had no problems creating their tulpa and now get to spend their nights with their waifu.
No.11464
>>11461>>11462>>11463T-That sounds… a little weird.
No.11465
>>11464If you still don't understand it, it's basically creating an imaginary friend that you interact with while you sleep. They are an autonomous consciousness existing within their creator's mind that you design.
You could create a Clementine tulpa and be her surrogate father or lover in your dreams.
No.11466
>>11463Having a tulpa just because of a fictional character is the highest form of autism imo.
They're meant for spiritual people who are in synch with themselves and their energy trough dedicated and continuous meditation. It takes years to achieve the skill to create a tulpa.
Now, not being able to be content or function properly without dissociating yourself from fiction to the point you need to create an "imaginary friend" and call it tulpa so you can be somewhat pleased with yourself is not only pathetic as fuck, but also a sign of schizophrenia.
Before creating a tulpa of your waifu, go get yourself checked.
No.11467
>>11465That sounds wonderful and all but I don't think I buy it.
No.11468
>>11466What's your deal? I don't have a tulpa myself nor do I plan to create one, but you seem to have something against people who do. Creating a tulpa of your waifu doesn't seem any worse to me than creating a tulpa because you're spiritual, nor does it seem any less schizophrenic.
If the anon is as serious about his love from Clementine as he seems than a tulpa is the perfect solution.
>>11467If you still doubt whether they exist or not you can do your own research.
No.11469
>>11468>Creating a tulpa of your waifu doesn't seem any worse to me than creating a tulpa because you're spiritualTibetans monks created tulpas for spiritual guidance. That's what they're meant for.
Not to create perfect replica of your waifu in your head and be so damn autistic to actually believe you're intercating with it. No, what you're doing is allucinating and THAT is unhealthy as fuck.
No.11470
I guess I'll just snuggle up to my pillow and imagine it's her while I try to sleep again.
;_;
No.11471
>>11469And computers used to be used solely for spreadsheets. Things often end up being used for things other than what they were meant for. Saying "autism" over and over against isn't making your argument any stronger here. I don't know why you have such an issue with tulpas but you need to get over yourself.
>>11470Don't listen to that anon. If you want to try and create a tulpa, go for it. In fact, tell us how it goes, I'd be really interested to hear about it.
No.11472
>>11471>Things often end up being used for things other than what they were meant forCase in point, sex exists for the purpose of reproduction, but people do it for pleasure all the time. You don't have to approve, but just because something is used for a purpose different than originally intended doesn't make it bad or "autistic".
Also can someone suggest a theme for the new thread? Because otherwise someone else will have to make it because I'm out of ideas.
No.11473
>>11472I'll never with you anon, I pretty much never read the OP of these threads.
Just do a recap and use a cute pic of Clem.
No.11474
>>11473>I'll never with youfucking autocorrect
I'll level with you*
No.11475
>>11474Oh. I was trying to figure out what the fuck you were trying to say.
>I'll never with you anon…You'll never what? You'll never what with me?
No.11476
>>11442>A female is a valuable commodity as they can create lifeYou sound like a feminist, giving all the credit to the female.
The female is the soil. The male provides the seed.
They are equally important.
No.11477
>>11472A theme?
How about cloudwatching? I've been looking for an excuse to post this picture.
Not sure what you could ask for the thread question, though.
No.11478
>>11477Jeez, I never realized how low-res the textures and stuff in that image were.
No.11479
>>11476No one calls me a feminist and gets away with it.
No.11480
>>11447>only because it's an aspect of Clementine's personality that hasn't been explored yetSure, anon. I believe you.
*wink wink*
No.11481
>>11478If I remember correctly, I was using a shitty program on a shitty computer.
No.11482
>>11481Looks like XNALara
No.11483
>>11482It was. I made a few more pictures of Clem in it, but that hard drive shit the bed and I lost everything on it.
No.11484
>>11476But they're the ones who carry the baby for 9 months and give birth to it. A male isn't capable of doing that.
No.11486
New thread
>>11485Doing something a little different for this thread.