No.11485[Last 50 Posts]
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>>11181Previously on Telltale Games General…
>Clem has a cute butt>Anons watch a stream of TWD show together>Anons discussed things they missed in TWD>Clementine meets the Engineer>Anon discusses his mental problems involving Clementine>Anons argue about chan culture>/ttgg/ has its first Kenny vs. Jane fight in a long time>Clementine needs to learn about sex but not from looking at porn>Anons discuss what to stream next>Anons discuss creating a Clem tulpa>Anons continue to prove their love for ClementineThings to discuss… New questions are marked by an asterisk
>So… Minecraft… Thoughts?>Will GOT and Borderlands suffer from a drop in quality?>Will GOT and Borderlands suffer from rewrites like TWD S2 and TWAU?>Will GOT and Borderlands suffer from having their choices leaked?>How soon can we expect new episodes of GOT and Borderlands?>When do you expect to hear news about TWD S3?Thread Theme Question…
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>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/telltalegamesgeneral No.11487
Needs more Clem.
No.11489
So… about that tulpa discussion last thread… Do you think Clementine would create a Lee tulpa if she became of aware of such things?
No.11490
>>11484That's true. While men do have to contribute in order for a child to be made, they're also the gender more likely to survive in a post-apocalyptic world that requires proficiency in shooting and melee combat in order to survive. Both genders need each other, but one gender is more vulnerable than the other.
>>11489Seeing as she's 11 years old and most people have never heard of tulpas, much less know how to create them, I'd say no.
No.11491
>>11489She wouldn't have the time to, seeing as how she needs to survive and look out for AJ
No.11492
>>11490>but one gender is more vulnerable than the otherI don't believe that, but I won't start an argument over it.
No.11493
>>11492>>11490Oh wait, I read it as "but one gender is more VALUABLE than the other"
I agree with vulnerable.
Ignore me.
No.11495
>>11491If she's in Wellington she could, as the survival part is mostly taken care for her by the others in Wellington.
No.11496
>>11494
>Think before you post anon
I already corrected my post.
No need to get salty over it.
No.11497
>>11496Sorry I have auto update disabled.
No.11498
Assuming the zombie apocalypse didn't happen.
What extracurricular activity/hobby would Clem be a part of?
Soccer?
Baseball?
Skateboarding?
Art?
No.11500
>>11499Those weren't really choices, but suggestions.
No.11501
No.11502
>>11501I don't even need to click that link.
I know exactly what webm it is. I have already saved it and fapped to it. No.11504
>>11501I ain't clicking that shit.
No.11505
>Clem will never love "Anon", the fictional character of a videogame
>she will never post her greentext fantasies about her and Anon on a message board
>she will never be called weird for being in love with a fictional character
>she will never think about Anon every hour of everyday
>she will never pretend her pillow is Anon as she holds it tight and tries to sleep
>she will never wake up to a new day without Anon and feel depressed
>she will never wish anything to have just one hug from Anon
No.11506
>>11504You know you want to.
No.11507
>>11506>Clem will never give you sexy bedroom eyes as she eagerly sucks your cock drywhat's the point of living?
No.11508
>>11507This is why I advocate tulpas. I myself am satisfied with simple masturbation, but there is no need for anons like you to suffer!
No.11509
>>1150510/10 would read again.
No.11510
>>11508>simple masturbationI have a fleshlight and have saved every Clem webm ever made.
Can't wait to get an Oculus Rift.
No.11512
>>11505Good.
I wouldn't want her to have to suffer through this.
No.11513
No.11514
>>11511I lied.
I actually have three fleshlights, but I use the "supertight" one for Clem sessions. No.11515
>>11514I didn't need to know that, anon.
No.11516
>>11514Thanks for the tip anon, I'll do the same from now on.
>>11515I did.
No.11517
>>11515You didn't have to highlight that spoiler, anon.
No.11518
>>11516I didn't need to know about his damn fleshlight collection.
>>11517I blame human curiosity.
No.11519
>>11518What's wrong? Does it make you feel inadequate about your own fleshlight collection?
No.11521
>>11519I don't have anyRegardless, I don't need to know about anybodies fleshlight collections.
No.11522
>>11519I don't have one, sometimes I wish that I did… I don't deserve one, though.
No.11524
What kind of dildo/vibrator would Clem have?
No.11526
>>11523I can satisfy myself by my own hand, anyway I don't feel I deserve to have one.
No.11527
>>11525Jesus.
With her size, that thing would reach to her lungs.
h-hot No.11528
>>11526Let me tell you from experience, masturbating with with a fleshlight felt like masturbating for the first time.
I don't know what this "i don't deserve one" nonsense is about, but for something starting out I recommend tenga eggs. You can buy a pack of 6 on Amazon for $20 and it comes with a bit of lube.
No.11529
>>11526alright, I'll bite…why don't you "deserve' a fleshlight?
you keep using that word. it's not something granted, it's something bought
No.11530
>>11529Because I once stepped on my copy of Clementine's hat.
I vowed that I would never allow myself to feel joy again after that day.
No.11531
>>11530the fuck was it even doing on the floor?
Also, I think it was Dave Fennoys birthday yesterday (you know, Lee's voice actor)
No.11532
>>11528>masturbating with with a fleshlight felt like masturbating for the first timeOh yeah.
When I first got mine, I lasted two pumps and shot my load, orgasming like a virgin on prom night. (it is the super-ribbed texture)
Now, I last up to 45 minutes, sometimes even longer.
For Clem. No.11533
>>11530I'm not sure if you re being ironically pathetic, or actually pathetic.
No.11534
>>11528>>11529It's silly but I feel shameful I'll never get any from a grown woman so I don't deserve to pleasure myself by something articifial. I just feel bad.
No.11535
This thread got real perverted real quick. Maybe this "discussion" should go in the "clewd" thread, just for the sake of keeping it out of the community thread.
No.11536
>>11534Don't feel shameful anon, real women are shit tier. Out of five relationships I've been cheated on twice, and a very close friend that I served in the Navy with had his wife cheat on him (with a Navy Seal he tells me) and broke up with him over e-mail while we were deployed.
Live life for yourself, be a hedonist.
>>11535But we are the community, this is just what we choose to discuss.
No.11537
>>11534What kind of fucking beta way of living life is that?
You deserve whatever the fuck you want, you just have to work for it.
Go out and seize the fucking day, anon, Jesus Christ.
No.11538
>>11535You know the 4chan people have migrated when the thread looks the way it does now. I don't like the idea of the Clewd thread being a containment thread, more like a place where people can lewd Clempost without getting negative replies. That being said, it should be used, otherwise what's the point of it being there?
No.11539
>>11537Do you think a socially inept sadfuck like me, whose only friends are on some anonymous image board, has any success in life?
No.11540
>>11538Why would anyone but "4chan people" be here? At least 80% of 8chan's current community started out there, and ttgg started on 4chan as well.
We are too small of a community to start fracturing and cordoning off to other threads. You're right when you say it's pointless, the only thread we need is this one.
No.11541
>>11536People who want to jack off aren't the entire community. It scares off people who want to post about normal shit. Since this stuff started, there has been almost no normal discussion that has gone anywhere.
>>11538It should be a safe haven for those who want to lewd post and a containment thread for those who want to post this kind of stuff all the time. The only problem with these posts are that they scare off other discussion.
No.11542
>>11539You're not the only unsuccessful sadfuck here anon, but you need to have a higher opinion of yourself and not base your worth off the opinions of others.
No one is going to stop you from enjoying fleshlights because you're a virgin, stop being silly.
>>11540The lewdposts have barely been going on for 40 minutes and they've all been tongue in cheek. Either wait for the subject to change or attempt to change it yourself, but your complaints don't add anything to discussion.
No.11543
>>11540What I mean is, it seems to me that the people who posted in the 4chan thread, and
only the 4chan thread, seem to have come here now that the 4chan thread has died for good. Because I haven't seen this level of lewd posting until after it died for good.
>>11541>It should be a safe haven for those who want to lewd post and a containment thread for those who want to post this kind of stuff all the time.That's an interesting way of looking at it. In any event these kind of posts shouldn't scare off other type of discussions. All conversations have to come to an end eventually, and when that happens, you can change the subject. Let the pedos have their fun and then you can talk about whatever else you want. Or you can try to change the subject now, your choice.
No.11544
>>11543Personally I'm "enjoying" this discussion. It's kinda fun, but I worry that those who could change the subject won't because they'll have moved on because they don't want to participate in this discussion.
No.11545
>>11543That's very presumptuous of you anon, and at least in my case it isn't true. I've posted here on and off for quite some time, but haven't been to 4chan in months.
>>11544Really anon? You interrupted a fun discussion to act offended on
other people's behalf? That's what SJWs do.
No.11546
>>11545>That's what SJWs dooh shit
I was trying to act offended, I was trying to say that maybe this conversation could continue somewhere where it won't fuck with normal game discussion?
No.11547
>>11546>I was trying to act offendedfuck.
I wasn't*
No.11548
>>11545I'm not participating in this discussion because I have nothing to contribute, not because I'm uncomfortable with the subject.
Well I guess I do. I crank it dry with my hand, and I feel any extra "accessories" are just annoying cruft. It's a tough sell.
No.11549
>>11543>Let the pedos have their fun>pedosPlease stop this.
I have tried time and time again to explain that the attraction to Clem (for me at least) is that she is so UNLIKE a child.
In all of my fantasy lewd posts, I never get off to taking her innocence or rape or abuse, which is what pedos get off on.
To me, Clem is not a child, but a mature person like Kenny or Jane.
I want to fuck her because she's Clem, not because she's a child.
I had hoped this place would be more accepting and that incorrect label wouldn't be flung around here.
Guess I was wrong.
No.11550
If you guys don't want to lewdpost anymore that's fine, there's something else we need to discuss anyway.
I think we need to form a posse, hunt down our resident janefag and bully him to death!
Volunteer now or you will be volunteered.
No.11551
>>11545>I've posted here on and off for quite some time, but haven't been to 4chan in monthsSame here. I'm just really thirsty today.
No.11552
>>11550Death to the janefag!
>>11549She's still only 11, anon.
No.11553
>>11552She's still only fictional, anon.
Not real.
No.11554
>>11553Exactly, so it's perfectly fine but don't pretend she isn't 11.
No.11555
>>11548>I crank it dry with my hand,You must be uncircumcised then you lucky duck. My parents forced the mark of the jew on me because disfiguring your children was popular at the time.
No.11556
>>11555>mark of the jewkek
No.11557
>>11549>I had hoped this place would be more accepting and that incorrect label wouldn't be flung around here.Well regardless of anything that happens I won't delete any posts that don't break our only rule no matter what. And since I'm the only moderator here now, I can actually guarantee that.
No.11558
>>11557b-but what if nfa hacks your account
No.11559
>>11554In my mind she isn't.
The whole reason why it's wrong to fuck an 11 year old is because their minds haven't fully developed and they can't give consent.
But with Clem, she has been through so much shit that her mind has matured to the point of being more competent than any of the fuck-up adults she comes across, i.e. doing all the work and even making decisions for the group.
And so, like a broken record I say again, that's her appeal.
Case in point, S1 Clem. Although she is very well behaved (before Ep4, that is) she still acts like a child (always asking meaningless questions, doesn't know how to react, etc.) and needs to be protected and taught.
I am not attracted to S1 Clem because she IS a child in my mind.
No.11560
I would love to see the quasi-NFA's ITT react to one of /tv/'s TWD live threads, especially during season 3 when cunny posters reigned supreme.
I'd be up to my chest in tears, pic related.
No.11561
>>11559Fair enough, I suppose.
No.11562
>>11558>implying nfa is still relevantEven if that were to happen, I could always contact hotwheels and get my account back. And if that doesn't happen, I can always make a new board and start fresh. It'd be painful to start over, but as long as this site is up, we'll have a place to post without having to deal with his faggotry.
No.11563
>>11559I guess that makes sense.
Hey, did you know it's a felony to sell dildos or fleshlights in Texas? And if you own 6 or more of them, you're assumed to be "promoting" them, which is a misdemeanor.
I doubt anyone takes that law seriously anymore though.
No.11564
>>11563Sounds like one of those wacky laws that nobody enforces and nobody can be bothered to repeal.
No.11565
>>11563Actually I read that you need a permit just to own one.
It's ludicrous to imagine such backwards shit being the law in this day and age.
No.11566
>>11559Some kids in real life had to mature early, especially those living in poor conditions. They can't still consent to sex, anon. Like Clementine. She's not developed mentally yet. She'll never be a cumslut you want her to be.
No.11567
>>11550Why? Do you gain pleasure doing so?
No.11568
>>11548>I feel any extra "accessories" are just annoying cruftIt can be annoying having to heat a fleshlight up for at least 10 minutes by dipping it in hot water, then drying it off, but the payout of feeling the warm, wet, slightly firm softness completely engulfing and surrounding your rock hard, throbbing cock as you feel the inner texture massaging every inch of you is totally worth the wait.
Plus, Fleshlights are better if you're circumcised.
No.11569
>>11566>She'll never be a cumslut you want her to be.There are 10 pages of pictures out there that prove you wrong.
http://rule34hentai.net/post/list/Clementine/1 No.11570
>>11568>heat a fleshlight up for at least 10 minutes by dipping it in hot water, then drying it off,I've never thought of doing this before.
No.11571
No.11572
Why do I still come here?
No.11573
>>11566I never said I wanted her to be my cumslut.
In my fantasy, we give each other pleasure and I treat her with tenderness.
>They can't still consent to sex, anon. Like Clementine.Real kids also can't stitch up their own arm with a first grade level of education, lead a group of adults, and fight off fucking zombies.
That's MY point.
No.11574
>>11570Really? It's literally the instructions of the product.
What…how have you been heating it up?
No.11575
>>11573>That's MY point.And it's a point some here will never understand.
I don't blame them though, it pains me to admit, but guys…
she's not real. No.11576
>>11573I understand. I wish I'd have your fantasy, mine tend to be more… vile and disgusting.
No.11577
http://strawpoll.me/3453709I'd like to know what I'm dealing with here…
No.11578
>>11573Christa taught her how to suture, she never actually "leads" the group and fighting off zombies is only hard if you don't have a weapon or if there are shitloads of 'em.
Her main problem when fighting zombies is that she's a lot shorter than they are, hence the entire "kicking them in the knee" tactic.
No.11579
>>11577Those are very black and white options, anon.
No.11580
No.11581
>>11577Why does it bother you so much?
I can appreciate Clem as both a daughter figure and a loli appearing in hentai, if I couldn't I wouldn't have too much interest in the games.
You might be thinking "How can she be both?"
Well admittedly it's not something I concern myself with, because Clem is a character in a video game.
No.11582
>>11581It doesn't bother me personally, I'm just curious.
Although I suppose I might have been biased in wording the options.
No.11583
>>11581FUCKING THIS
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Finally someone who understands the point I've been trying to make.
God bless you, anon. I knew I wasn't alone in that viewpoint.
No.11584
>>11580>I want both.What would that option even say?
No.11585
No.11586
>>11584Maybe it's say "I want both."?
No.11587
>>11585You'd need to summarize that quite heavily for a strawpoll option.
No.11588
I wish streamanon was here, I want to watch Dawn of the Dead.
No.11589
>>11588I'm here. Do you wanna watch right now?
Who's up for it?
No.11590
>>11589Yes I do.
That movie is great, I recommend everyone watch it.
No.11591
>>11589I'm up for it. I have nothing better to do.
No.11592
>>11584>>11587[A] I want Clem to be my sex slave
[B] I want a consensual/sexual relationship with Clem
[C] I want to love and protect Clem
[D] I realize Clem is just a fictional character. One day, I may want her to be my cumslut, the next I may want her to be my daughter that I love and protect.
[E] She's just pixels. I don't care.
No.11593
>>11592>I want to love and protect Clem*like a daughter
No.11594
>>11591>>11590Alright.
I found another chat service, hopefully this one works better.
http://doku.us/ttgg/rdstream.phpI'll be playing music for a couple of minutes while I go pop some popcorn. I'll start the movie in about 5 minutes.
No.11595
>>11573Clementine can't consent to sex at her age in the game because she's written by normal people. In hentai and shitty fanfiction she's capable, but as a result she's not the same character. She's a fantasized version that barely resembles the actual original character except in appearance.
No.11596
>>11592I tried to make this into a straw poll but nothing happens when I click the create poll button…
No.11597
>>11594Movie's starting! Join the chat with the link below the stream.
No.11598
Here's a link to the stream chat
http://tlk.io/ttggstream No.11599
>everyone's in the chat
>no one left to talk about lewd stuff
No.11600
>>11594Does it bother than I'd not talk that much or at all?
No.11601
>>11599I'm here, but I'm also watching the stream. I can multi-task.
No.11602
>>11594>>11597>>11598I just finished the longest episode of TWD and it took even longer than it already does because I was talking to you guys at the same time. I'll join you guys, but I might have to go to bed before the movie's over.
No.11603
So does Tae no longer post on /ttgg/? As far as I can tell she hasn't posted at all the last few weeks.
No.11604
>>11602What, you can't stay up even a little late?
No.11605
>>11604It's gonna be 5 am for me in a few minutes and I'm starting to feel a little tired.
No.11606
>>11605Ah, okay. Maybe try to stay up, it's a good film.
No.11607
>>11606>it's a good filmIt really is, I hope there are no stragglers itt
No.11608
Bad end ;_;
No.11609
Streams over. That was pretty damn good.
No.11610
Good stream bro.
No.11611
Well that was a damn fine stream, I pity the fool who missed it.
Thanks again to our resident streamanon.
No.11612
>>11609>>11610>>11611Thanks. I'm going to bed, I have class tomorrow (today).
No.11613
>Clem will never be real.
>ever
No.11614
>>11612Good night anon, and thanks again.
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No.11615
>>11612Goodnight, you fantastic bastard.
>>11613that feel
No.11616
>>11613She can be, if you
create a tulpa No.11617
>>11612Good luck, and study hard so that you can one day create a Clementine AI.
No.11618
Time to go to bed. Here's a topic of conversation before I go though: Do you think burning bodies will become a thing in TWD?
No.11619
>>11618It would be pointless. Everyone is infected already. You burn bodies to prevent infection but I guess they could adapt it as a much simpler alternative to digging graves.
No.11620
>>11618They piled up all those corpses at the motel during the end of s1 episode 1, so I imagine they burned them.
No.11621
aww…looks like I missed a kick-ass beginning of the thread…
I wanted to discuss lewd things about my little cumslut
No.11622
>>11621Go ahead, anon. I'll be here for another couple hours.
No.11623
>>11621>cumslutThat word about Clem makes me so hard.
No.11624
>>11618Fire could attract other, hostile groups and digging take a lot of work. I would imagine that most people are just thrown somewhere to be eaten by walkers. At least the ones without families or close friends who'd go through the trouble of burying them.
No.11625
>>11622If she agreed to fuck you, how would you have her?
I'd have her keep her hat on, roll up her shirt, pull her jeans and panties down to her knees, and fuck her, one hand moving her entire body up and down my dick, the other hand holding up her legs.
No.11626
>>11616I remember first time a word tulpa was associated with a pony imaginary friend. Tulpa as a word wasn't used with anything else.
I'd love a Clem tulpa but it's already sad that only people that I consider friends are here. You might as well be imaginary to me.
>>11401I visit one person to talk about my mental health once in a two weeks but haven't done so this month.
No.11627
No.11628
>>11627I know, right? I'm like diamonds.
No.11629
>>11628Damn straight, anon.
No.11630
I love it here. It seems the majority understand that Clem is a fictional character and totally fuckable.
No.11631
>>11630You pretty much hit the walker on the head with that, anon.
No.11632
Anybody else still here?
No.11633
>>11632I'm here, most of the time.
No.11634
>>11633I was about to give up hope of anyone turning up. How are ya doing, anon?
No.11635
>>11634I've been feeling sad lately, it shows and brings the mood down here. Anyway, what about you?
No.11636
>>11635I'm fine, just got back from my Grandma's.
Why are you sad, anon? Or is it not that simple?
No.11637
>>11636Long story short I deeply feel like a failure in life. The pathetic, sad posts here are mine, probably.
No.11638
>>11637You're not the only one, anon. I'm pretty much the same way.
No.11639
>>11638I hope it'll get better for you, anon. Do you want to talk?
No.11640
>>11639I don't think anyone wants my personal drama in the thread.
No.11641
>>11640I think it'd help letting it out once a while, anon.
No.11642
>>11640Nothing else to post about, you might as well.
No.11643
>>11641>>11642I've just been tired of how my life turned out no matter what I tried, and how nothing seems worth it to me anymore. It became too much for me to handle a couple years ago and I tried to kill myself. From then, it just spiraled further. I lost all my friends, my job, I was homeless, and it took until now for me to get back on my feet. But I'm still just jumping from one dead end job to the other, barely making ends meet, and everyone around me is enjoying life, having careers, getting married, etc. I just keep taking one step forward before taking 3 steps back.
I tried therapy and medication, but none of it worked. The only thing that "helps" is when I distract myself with other things I enjoy, but that list is getting smaller and smaller. And even then, I feel bad about it when it's over. I just feel like something went wrong and I should've died.
No.11645
>>11643That's some heavy shit, anon.
No.11646
>>11643It must've been heavy for you to go through that and now pushing your thoughts into words for us. I feel sad that you resorted to suicide but glad that you're still with us. I've been thinking to off myself, still do as life is shit but curious maybe it'll get better. I sincerely hope yours will. You can always talk to us, we're here for you.
Sorry for my trail-less post as it's hard for me to write down my thoughts. Can I ask what's your education considering the employment aspect? Also, what do you enjoy doing, anon?
No.11647
>Shel will never be romanceable
Why go on living?
No.11649
>>11645I know. Sorry.
>>11646I don't have much education. I had to drop out of college because I couldn't afford it, but I wasn't really going for any purpose I was actually invested in.
I don't enjoy much nowadays. I still like video games from time to time, whenever I see something interesting, I listen to music a lot, and I like to write in my spare time. That's about it.
I'm sorry to hear life isn't treating you well either, but it's good that you're still hopeful. What's your story?
No.11650
I've had enough of all this talk about feelings and lewdness and Shel, we have more important business to attend to.
We need to hunt down and kill the janefag!
No.11651
>>11650Is this some kind of new meme or something?
No.11652
>>11651DEATH TO THE JANEFAG No.11654
>>11619What I mean is, burning bodies as a way of keeping people from coming back/making sure they're actually dead.
No.11656
>>11650Bullying an emotionally unstable person?
No.11657
>>11656Does being emotionally unstable excuse him damning Clem to a life of janefaggotry? I think your pic answers my question.
No.11658
>>11657I was thinking that might potentially alienate him further, drive him over the edge and end himself over such petty comments. I don't know.
No.11659
>>11658Oh c'mon, he's not
that emotionally unstable
is he? No.11660
>>11659I assume having no special someone, friends or any purpose in life would make him depressed and fuck his mind, to expose further to hurtful comments due low self-esteem.
No.11661
>>11660But I have no special someone, friends or any purpose in life and I do just fine.
No.11662
>>11661Are you really fine, anon? That's great to hear nonetheless.
No.11663
>>11662Completely.
It's actually very surreal to see someone whom is affected by so many of the same things that I am yet react so differently.
No.11664
>>11595This.
I cannot stand it when people don't respect her character or understand Clementine and why she is the way she is. She'd never consent to sex when she's got several other things to worry about. Most teens, specially girls, have sex to fit in their social circles, or because they'd like to experiment with fellow and attractive teens. There's a damn process to follow.
But Clementine has already been trough so much shit I seriously doubt she'd be interested in that at this point, when her main concern is surviving and her social interactions have been so, so damn poor.
She's not acting like an adult because she choose to do so, she's been forced by the damn apocalypse to be the way she is now.
No.11665
>>11664Who knew that ttgg housed a psychic?
Please, oh wise medium, tell us more about Clementine.
No.11666
No.11667
>>11666those are trips you stupid whore
No.11668
>>11665It's called using logic, anon.
No.11669
No.11670
>>11668Non anon, it's actually called conjecture.
No.11671
>>11665You don't need to be a psychic to understand that much, just a normal, functioning human being.
You can have your little fantasy with Clementine for all I care, but that's extremely out of character for her. You might as well create your own little caramel qt to lovingly rail in your head, eh? it'd have the same effect.
No.11672
>>11670Where are your sources that prove Clementine would accept your dick without qualms? where's the logic behind your argument other than the "hurrdurr she acts like an adult so she must crave cock!! every other factor be damned!!" shit you people love to say?. Kek.
No.11673
So we've established that an 11 year old Clementine would never preform sexual acts willingly. But what if it was someone her age? Someone she was genuinely in love with?
No.11674
>>11668>>11671No anons, it's actually called conjecture.
You are doing nothing other than making inferences and conjecturing about a
fictional character from a video game.
And that's fine, I'm in favor of enjoying Clemenetine however you want, but don't use your headcanon as a springboard to illegitimize how other people view them.
>>11672I don't like to use this phrase, but the lengths you're going to paint Clementine as a real girl are downright autistic.
>Where are your sources that prove Clementine would accept your dick without qualms?http://rule34hentai.net/_images/07479df91a5e3a4de0ddce7b0b0b2b3a/39232%20-%203D%20Clementine%20Source_Filmmaker%20The_Firebrand%20The_Walking_Dead_Game.png No.11675
Oh Gosh, are we being raided by NFA?
No.11676
>>11674Did your mommy drop you on your head when you were a child?
No.11679
>>11677It has to be him, I'd recognize this level of autism anywhere.
No.11680
>>11674You realize there's a difference between the actual character as established by their creator and your made-up fantasy version of them, right? The term "OOC" exists for a reason. It's reasoning like this that so much shitty fanfiction exists where the characters don't behave at all like themselves.
No.11681
>>11678What game are you playing with me? You know it yourself she won't be a cumslut, fictional or not.
No.11682
>>11679Nah, nfa isn't a "Clem is my daughter"fag. He actually hates Clementine and I seriously doubt he's even played TWD. Still, I'd like to see how he'd react to this thread. If he saw it he'd probably shit his pants with anger.
No.11683
>>11675>>11679Who is it? What do you mean by autism?
No.11684
>>11678Not "real girl". Actual, canonical character.
No.11685
>>11680There really is no difference, no matter who is characterizing her she's still a fictional character. The laws of reality as we know them do not apply to her because she is not real. Why do you not understand that?
>>11681There are hundreds of pictures that prove you wrong.
No.11686
>>11674Clementine is a little girl. The fact she's fictional doesn't make her less of a character with her own ideals, feelings and needs, that go accordingly to her age, gender, and the role she plays in society. Studying her and doing meta about her is normal. There's a certain pattern she follows, a developed personality that dictates or allows you to deduce how she'll act.
That's why certain things are considered out of characters for plently of fictional characters. The fact they're fictional doesn't mean shit, thre's no chance she'll be a cumslut or she'd love to suck your microdick as she is right now. Your version of her isn't valid, because that's nowhere near how she acts.
She's her own damn character, and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how much bullshit you spew.
No.11687
>>11685You're actually retarded or just baiting so hard. Good try, anon.
No.11688
>>11685So she can fly too? because she's fictional, right? she's got to be a demon from another dimension o-or an evil genius that can destroy zombies at will. Because she's fictional, she can be anything I want her to be!.
No.11689
>>11684>>11686There is nothing in her character as established by the game that implies she would dislike sex.
You are projecting the characteristics of a real girl onto a purely fictional girl within a video game.
>>11687Yup, NFA confirmed.
No.11690
>>11688>a fictional little girl that can kill zombies and be the most competent member of a group of adults having sex is as comparable with being able to fly or being a demonI'm starting to get really embarrassed for you.
No.11691
I'll just go to bed and let you argue with this shitposter. Good night, anons.
No.11692
>>11688N-no you're just being too narrow-minded. Watch, in S3 Clem will turn into a demi-god and vaporize every zombie in the world with her flame abilities. It's possible because she's fictional!
No.11693
>>11691>with this shitposterWho, this one?
>>11676>>11687>>11688I guess all that shitposted really tuckered you out kiddo.
No.11694
Eh? Who let all these normalfags into /ttgg/?
No.11695
>>11694I'm not a normalfag, it's just that his reasoning for cock-hungry Clem is silly.
No.11696
>>11689>There is nothing in her character as established by the game that implies she would dislike sex.Fair enough, but there's nothing about her personality that implies she would enjoy it ether.
>>11691Good night anon.
No.11697
>>11689>There is nothing in her character as established by the game that implies she would dislike sex.
>T-this has to be true, because it hasn't been proven false y-yet!You know, you can just reason like a decent person.
The fact she's an eleven years old that doesn't even know what sex is is enough proof, anon.
I really hope you never go near a child in your life, you sickfuck.
No.11698
>>11691Don't come back faggot.
No.11699
>>11685>The laws of reality as we know them do not apply to her because she is not real>The laws of reality as we know them do not apply to her >The laws of reality By your retarded logic, Clementine might as well be a demon angel cock hungry slut who loves autistic dick.
No.11700
>>11694Eh, /ttgg/ is made up of all different kinds of people. At least we seem to be tolerant of eachother here.
No.11701
>>11694I'm far from a normalfag, I'm just mocking this reasoning that somehow this fanfic version of Clem is as canon as the actual character in the game.
Go ahead, fantasize about your "Clem", but don't think your version of her is as valid or accepted as the actual canon character.
No.11702
>>11691Gotta fap your sadness away with your home made fleshlight you disgusting swine? You disgust me.
No.11703
>>11690How is all of that comparable to Clementine wanting to have sex? it's not like she goes out of her way to be the most competent or kill zombies, she fucking has to in order to survive.
No.11704
>>11700>At least we seem to be tolerant of eachother here.Really?
>>11699>>11697>>11691>>11688>>11687>>11676These posts seem tolerant to you?
We're being raided by shitposters, that much is clear here.
No.11705
Don't mind me, just letting the normies know they're not welcome.
No.11707
>>11704No you stupid fuck. TTGG has neven been a hugbox where your fucked up fantasies are tolerated by everyone. You want to express yourself and say how much you'd like to fuck your made up version of Clementine? fine. I'll say my piece too.
No.11711
>>11707Kill yourself normie.
No.11713
>>11705>>11706>>11708>>11709>>11710>>11711Wow, SO shocking.
No.11714
Prepare to be banned
No.11715
>>11713Shocking enough for you to throw a fit over :^)
No.11720
You realize the person your fucking with your temper tantrum isn't some anon, it's the board owner, right?
No.11721
>>11720>temper tantrum:^)
>it's the board ownerdc lol
No.11725
>>11715This is glorious actually.
Please keep posting, it makes me joyful to know I'll never be as sad as you.
No.11726
So your the same guy with a tiny fuse, who calls everyone who disagrees with you NFA, that spammed this in 4chan? I figured as much. At least I know who you are now.
No.11727
>b-b-b-but clem isn't a c-c-c-c-c-c-cumslut
No.11728
>>11705>>11706>>11708>>11709>>11710>>11711>>11712>>11715>>11716>>11717>>11718>>11719>>11721>>11722>>11723>>11724>>11727Listen, I'm only gonna ask you once. Stop this shit, right now. If you want to post the 2D stuff do it in the lewd Clem thread. But if you keep this up here I won't have any choice but to ban you.
"No Clem porn" is our only rule here. Please respect it.
No.11729
>>11728>Please respect it.And I totally will, once you get rid of the overtly abrasive shitposting normies.
No.11730
Hey board owner, if this guy keeps spamming until he hits the thread limit, you should delete this all first so we can hit the limit normally.
No.11731
>>11728>p-please don't break the rules!Grow a fucking pair you faggot and delete all that shit and ban him. Pussy bending over backwards.
No.11732
>this assortment of pixels causes normies like >>11731 serve ass painI simply do not understand.
No.11733
>>11728Just ban his ass. Telling you what to do, manipulating, breaking rules. Don't you realize he's the cancer?
No.11734
>>11731Show the board owner some respect, if it weren't for him you wouldn't have a venue to shitpost on NFA.
No.11735
>>11733>Don't you realize he's the cancer?Oh the irony.
Even if he bans me, I'm behind seven proxies.
I wont stop until he takes out the trash, which is you.
No.11736
>>11729I have to serve the community as a whole. I can't side with one group of people over another.
>>11730>>11731Right, I'm deleting it now.
>>11734>Show the board owner some respectYou can start by stop posting this shit.
No.11738
>>11727She isn't. You're using fanwork to protect a fallacy. Are you really this retarded, anon?
No.11739
>>11735Oh you scary thing :(.
No.11740
>>11736Sorry BO, it's nothing against you, but if you wont take action against blatant shitposters, someone has to.
>>11738>b-b-but it's not real!Neither is Clementine retard
lol
No.11741
>>11736Is easy to respect rules and the members of this community, a clewd thread was created for that purpose. Yet he chooses to do this shit.
If all he can do to defend his position is spam with Clementine porn you already know he's not worth having here.
Just ban him, and everyone's happy.
No.11742
Remember, months ago, when ttgg was fun? When everyone got along shitposting and having serious discussion? When the drawfags were still here working together making great OC? When we still had people interested in having good quality discussion? Remember when we didn't have assholes with anger issues like this that tried to single-handedly divide and destroy this community, drive away everyone he suspected of being a "normie", whenever people disagreed with him?
No.11743
>>11739Oh you asshurt thing :(
>>11741>Is easy to respect rules and the members of this community,Something the NFAs ITT haven't been doing.
No.11744
Stop arguing over stupid things. We don't need halfchan's cancerous behavior here. If you want that, go make threads there.
No.11745
>>11743Why? because they disagree with you? damn, you're not different than SJWs with all their trigger bullshit. Kek, saddest anon I've ever met.
No.11746
>>11742Remember when we could talk about loli without shitposters busting out every 4chan buzzword in the book, repeating phrases like "retard" and "sickfuck" ad nauseam? Remember when discussion here was civil and not hostile?
Of course you don't, you're the one who started all this.
>>11745>because they disagree with you?This is shitposter damage control 101, you're not pulling anything I haven't seen before kiddo.
Just grab some preparation H and enjoy the loli.
No.11747
>if you don't want me to shitpost itt, you are NFA
God damn are you delusional
No.11748
The spammer is also the same guy that tried to instigate a purge.
>>9844>>9846>>9848He doesn't want a community, he wants a rule 34 repository.
No.11749
>>11748Hmm, none of those posts have a (You) next to them. I'd post a screenshot, but I'm a bit busy.
Are you the same psychic who claimed to know how Clementine thinks?
No.11750
>>11746I imagine you crying as you wrote that.
No.11751
>>11750Hey board owner, have you noticed how posts like these were nowhere to be seen last night or anywhere at all yesterday?
Gee, it's almost as if someone new has shown up and is intentionally trying to stir shit.
No.11752
>>11750Yet another abrasive shitpost.
I've seen windows that weren't as transparent as you.
No.11753
Board owner, if you really want to earn the respect of this community, ban the guy who clearly doesn't respect you or the rules enough to not violate them, especially to this degree. He's making a mockery of this place and you.
Remember, it's just one asshole. No one will be mad at you for enforcing the rules.
No.11754
What's the matter NFA? Couldn't find a new general to harass after halfchan ttgg went under? Had to follow us here to vent your autism?
No.11755
>>11753>ban the guy who clearly doesn't respect you>>11731>Grow a fucking pair you faggot and delete all that shit and ban him. Pussy bending over backwards.I've already said this is nothing against the board owner. I like him and how he runs this place, but he is being far too soft on the obvious shitposting plaguing the thread today.
You need to fuck off back to halfchan.
No.11756
>>11753I'm currently in the process of deleting all the Clem porn he's posting. It's taking forever because I get sent back to the index after every file/post deletion.
No.11757
>>11756Board owner are you really blind to all the shitposting that's been done in this thread today? You're here as often as I am, you know that we're no hugbox but we don't outright shitpost at each other as if this were halfchan.
Can you really not see what's actually going on here?
No.11758
>Everyone who's against lewd of Clem is shitposting! I'm the true TTGG poster!! fear me you normies!!
what a guy.
No.11759
>>11755This isn't about shitposting. You broke a clear rule. Regardless of what you think about the board owner, you're disrespecting him by subverting his authority. You don't get a firefighter to do his job by starting a fire and not expect to get punished for it.
No.11760
See now this is why NFA is a great guy. He was able to combat shitposting without breaking the rules himself. Why don't you stand with NFA?
No.11761
>>11757This is the same guy who asked you to look for samefagging posts, when there wasn't any.
Don't you realize he's the shit of this board? Ban his ass, nobody will miss him.
No.11762
Both of you, or however many of you involved in this stupid argument, should be banned. This is the same bullshit that drove everyone, and consequently everything good, out of halfchan's /ttgg/. All the nonsense accusations, the shitposting, the shitposting of shitposting while taking an imaginary high ground, the crying of "muh hutbox" or "autism", the witchhunts, everything… You're all so far up your own asses you can't see how stupid you're acting. Or you don't care. And if you don't care and both cannot respect the other members of the community or its rules, you don't deserve to post here.
No.11763
>>11760To be honest, I'd have NFA any day over this shitfuck. At least he used the rules and the aid of janitors, he didn't break any rule.
I fucking hate him though and I'm glad he's gone.
No.11764
>>11758Who are you quoting?
>>11759I know exactly what I'm doing, and if he's going to ban me then fine, but I'm not going to sit idly by while NFA shitposts with impunity and the board owner says "we're being tolerant"
>>11763>NFA is good because he abused the system to make everyone miserableThe most retarded thing I've read all day, possibly all week.
No.11765
>>11762Disagreeing/insulting isn't breaking rules you silly goose. That's definitely not worth a ban, it's also what made TTGG what it was, arguments were fun to have, no matter how offensive.
If they can't stand anons being mean then I advice you to stop using the internet, for you own good.
But posting Clem porn, that's worth a ban.
No.11766
>>11765>it's also what made TTGG what it was,You're right, TTGG was made what it was by the hostility and division that NFA brought with him, it was made a dreary place then eventually died. Now you've found your way here and are attempting to do the same.
No.11767
>>11764>Who are you quoting? My, you also can't tell when someone's talking about you. You really are slow, but that's obvious by now.
No.11768
Whether this new NFA is the old one from halfchan or someone emulating his behavior is irrelevant, he wasn't characterized by his face but by how he behaved. Acting like him has the exact same effect.
No.11769
>>11767Hey sport, don't throw a fit at me because you don't understand how the quote feature works.
No.11770
>>11760NFA killed 4chan's /ttgg/ and I'm glad he's gone.
>>11763>report abuse isn't breaking the rulesPlease…
>>11769I asked you nicely to stop posting this shit. If you post one more Clem porn image I'll ban you. Don't make me do this, I don't want to be the bad guy here.
No.11771
>>11766No one with any sense agreed with or condoned NFA's behavior. Even the mod here knows that. So have some respect and don't break the rules just to get a rise out of someone. If he's going to be an idiot, don't act like an idiot in turn, breaking the rules to try and make a point.
The only reason why NFA was anybody of note at all or had any power was because people paid attention to him in the first place. Otherwise he would just be the nobody he really was.
No.11772
>>11770>I don't want to be the bad guy here.By letting this NFA wannabe divide and shitpost on our board again you are being the bad guy here.
No.11773
>>11770No offense bro but you are spineless as fuck.
No.11774
>>11773>showing restraint is being spinelessYou reek of halfchan.
No.11775
>>11774>showing restraint>a guy is literally spamming the thread with porn breaking clearly defined rules No.11776
>>11770>I asked you nicely to stop posting this shit. If you post one more Clem porn image I'll ban you. Don't make me do this, I don't want to be the bad guy here.You're the BOARD OWNER. Banning someone for breaking your rules doesn't make you the bad guy, in fact, just the opposite. Do what you have to when you know what to do, not what you feel like you might have to do.
No.11777
>>11775Well you spammed the thread with shitposts and called the board owner a faggot and a pussy. By not banning you he's showing massive amounts of restraint.
No.11778
>come back from class expecting to chill out with /ttgg/
>drama
Aw, darn it.
No.11779
>>11778turns out nfa found us
No.11780
>>11777>Well you spammed the thread with shitposts How do you even know? I started posting in the thread after the porn spam, that was my first post ITT.
>called the board owner a faggot and a pussy.Because he is. He needs to exert his authority but is too much of a pussy to do so.
>By not banning you he's showing massive amounts of restraint.What rules am I even breaking?
No.11781
>>11773>>11776I'm sorry. It's just that what happened with OPanon did alot of damage to this place, creating false impressions that this place somehow had
more censorship than the halfchan thread. I'm trying to avoid that, and I feel I can do that by giving this guy a chance to prove that he can behave himself. If he posts anymore Clem porn outside of the lewd Clem thread, I'll ban him no questions asked.
No.11782
>>11780>How do you even know?Because this is the second time you've insulted him for not doing what you want him to. Reading between the lines ain't hard.
>He needs to exert his authorityI agree, we have a very nice little community, anyone who was here yesterday would attest to that. Someone like you who seeks to disturb our community should be banned.
>What rules am I even breaking?It's really telling of your character that you think "don't be a hostile shitposter" needs to be a rule before you'll do it.
No.11783
>>11781>apologizing to someone who insults you>apologizing to the shitposter that started this messBoard Owner you really need to straighten out your priorities.
No.11784
>>11781I just came in and saw this whole mess. If he was posting porn just to rile people up, then by all means ban him.
No.11785
>>11771>No one with any sense agreed with or condoned NFA's behavior. Even the mod here knows that. Then why is NFA's behavior being condoned and agreed with here?
No.11786
>>11781You make it sound like OPanon was a total failure as a mod. Remember when Lexi Porter posted a Cluke r34 image and how quickly OPanon and douganon deleted it and banned her ass? People loved it. It gave them confidence in the moderation of this community. We need that here, right now.
>>2032>>2033>>2098>>2106 No.11787
>>11786>warn someone>say "fuck it" and warn them without giving them a chance to heed your warningThat looks like good moderation to you?
The last time the overzealous mods deleted something is nearly destroyed this place.
No.11788
>>11787>and warn them without giving them a change to heed your warningand ban them*
No.11789
>>11786>sameanonI'm not trying to be mean or put you down, but a good community needs a good, confident moderator. If you can't punish an obvious rule breaker, or punish them without feeling bad about it, I don't know how well this community can continue to function.
No.11790
>>11789In the same vein, if you can't punish an obvious shitposter then I don't know how well this community can continue to function.
We'll end up the same way halfchan ttgg did-a miserable, hostile place that will wither and die.
No.11791
>>11783My apology wasn't to him, but rather for not "exerting my authority" as he puts it.
I'm trying to be as polite and professional about this as possible, which the opposite of how OPanon handled his situation.
>>11785I'm not condoning anything, this place is for everybody.
>>11786OPanon wasn't a bad mod exactly, but the way he handled the incident on Clem's birthday cause this place to practically die. I want this place to thrive so I have to be more forgiving than him.
No.11792
>>11785Nobody is deleting your shit you fucking baby. You can be a perverted fuck but that doesn't mean people won't be against you.
No.11793
>>11790Shitposting (however you define it) is not a bannable offense by itself. They may be annoying to you, but you you just have to suck it up.
No.11794
It's almost time for a new thread…
No.11795
>>11791OPanon didn't ban anybody. The only fucker banned here was Lexi, who's hated everywhere. NFA shitier of annoyingness.
All OPanon did was delete a suggestive Clem picture, that's what he did wrong and why anons called him out. Because it was't explicit enough to be worth a deletion.
But this shit, all this lewdness is outta control for TTGG levels. If you want that shit go to your clewd thread for fuck's sake.
No.11796
>>11794Yeah… Anybody else who want to make the new thread go right ahead. I'm not in the mood to do it today. Just please don't be biased with how the OP is done.
No.11797
>>11791>I'm not condoning anything,You are letting him shitpost and divide the community just as the mods on 4chan did.
>this place is for everybodyThis philosophy doesn't work when there is someone actively seeking to make this a worse place, your passiveness will just lead to ttgg's second death.
>>11792And you can be an obnoxious, whiny normalfag but that doesn't mean you can be an aggravated shitposter. Learn to conduct yourself like an adult or go back to 4chan with the rest of the children.
>>11793>Shitposting (however you define it)Let's not play dumb here.
>>11697>>11731>>11699These are shitposts.
It needs to be made a bannable offense or this community wont have a future. Anyone who wants to deal with angry retards can go to a slew of other boards, but we come here for something else.
No.11798
>>11791>OPanon wasn't a bad mod exactly, but the way he handled the incident on Clem's birthday cause this place to practically die. I want this place to thrive so I have to be more forgiving than him.No he didn't, the fight that ensued is what drove people out of there. Not the moderation, but the drama. All the drama that ensued right now on this thread? That wouldn't have happened if you just banned the guy earlier.
No.11799
>>11793He just wants a place to be coddled.
No.11800
>>11798>No he didn't, the fight that ensued is what drove people out of there.Nothing worse than a history revisionist.
People flocked back to 4chan ttgg in droves, and all that incident resulted in was making people believe that 8chan's ttgg mods were biased assholes.
Their actions gave the board a bad name and nearly killed it, some the board owner knows and is trying to avoid, yet you're trying to force him to make the same mistake twice.
For their sake, I hope what you're doing is as obvious to them as it is to me. You're not even being particularly clever about it.
No.11801
>>11797> Learn to conduct yourself like an adult or go back to 4chan with the rest of the children.Says the fucker who spammed this place with Clem porn when that shit is not allowed. You fucking hypocrite.
No.11802
Clearly we have a problem with how I'm running this place. I suggest we take this discussion to the moderator feedback thread.
>>9783 No.11803
>>11801Turnabout is fair play.
No.11805
>>11797>People have opinions that I do not like!>BAN THEM!are you for real?
No.11806
>>11805>And you can be an obnoxious, whiny normalfag but that doesn't mean you can be an aggravated shitposter. Learn to conduct yourself like an adult or go back to 4chan with the rest of the children.Are you just pretending to not know how to read or what?
No.11807
>>11805And who are you quoting?
No.11810
Did the halfchan /ttgg/ die forever?
Also looks like there's some trouble in paradise
No.11812
>>11810Yes, NFA finally got his wish. But it wasn't enough, now he's opening up shop here too.
No.11813
>>11810It'll be dead until the next GoT or TftB episode comes out. It won't stay gone forever.
No.11814
>>11806What the fuck is an aggravated shitposter for you? someone who actively disagrees with you? eh? you damn sensitive flower
No.11816
>>11812>>11813Well, that's too bad. How disappointing that GoT is being released before TFTBL.
No.11817
>>11814>>11731>>11697>>11699Are you still pretending you never shitposted? Do you honestly think that will work? Most people here seem to know how to read boyo.
No.11819
>>11814You can add NFA to the list of names he calls people who disagree with him.
No.11823