No.14364[Last 50 Posts]
Asswipe Edition
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>>14045Previously on Telltale Games General…
>Sam & Max are never coming back>Anons discuss how TT's newer titles would've worked as traditional point & click games>Anons talk to DJ for a bit>Anons miss Tae>Anon looks at Clem r34…>Anon tells SFManon how to improve his pics>Anons watch the new episode of TWD TV show>Anons discuss a few things from the show and comics>You will never teach Clem how to ride a bike>Anons discuss hallucinations and Clem's character development>Fuckin' potatoes>Anons watch Resident Evil: Apocalypse>Clementine eats a banana>Clementine goes to the Grand Canyon>Anon is too shy to talk>Anons continue to prove their love for ClementineThings to discuss… New questions are marked by an asterisk
>What did you think of episode 2 of GOT if you've played it?>Why is telltale too lazy to make your choices matter in GOT?>Will they finally make them matter in future episodes?>When are we gonna get some god damn nudity in this game?>When do you expect the new Borderlands episode to be released?Thread Theme Question…
>What did you think of Russell's story?Polls… Also post polls for questions you want to see
>http://strawpoll.me/2980727 What future game are you most excited for?>http://strawpoll.me/2674302 I am a…>http://strawpoll.me/2674292 Worst group>http://strawpoll.me/2729726 /ttgg/ age>http://strawpoll.me/2735107 (With Lee) http://strawpoll.me/2735116 (Without Lee) Who do you miss the most?>http://strawpoll.me/3005015 Do you like Clementine's shirt or jacket more?IRC:
>Serverirc.rizon.net
>Channel#ttgg
RP:
>http://rpol.net/game.cgi?gi=61078&date=1409037977Steam group:
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/telltalegamesgeneral No.14366
Posting to notify everyone that TWAU and the Sam & Max games are on sale on Steam.
No.14367
>>14366Shit, now I wish I still had some money left in my Steam wallet.
No.14369
I didn't comment on this in the last thread so I'll do it here.
Great job on this anon, I can see you're already taking the advice given to you last thread, as this pic already looks better than the hotdog pic.
No.14370
>>14369I'm surprised it came out so well myself. I was a bit drunk and I made it in about an hour.
Thanks for the compliments.
No.14371
>>14370No problem anon.
I noticed you're keeping the banana pic off of your gallery. Good call. No.14372
>>14361I hope you get well soon anon.
No.14373
If you were to rape Clementine, what would break first? Her spirit, or her body?
No.14374
>>14372Thank you. I didn't have any noodles so I couldn't make chicken noodle soup, so I made egg drop soup instead. I wonder what it is about soup that makes you feel better. Maybe it's all psychological and if I think about it too much, it won't work anymore.
>>14373Dude. No.
No.14375
Do any of you go into other generals? I recently started hanging out in /dag/.
[spoiler] I felt like I was cheating on you all
No.14376
>>14375/ttgg/ was my only reason for going to 4chan, and it's pretty much the only place I post on 8chan.
Although I do browse /bane/. No.14377
>>14373Anon! What's wrong with you?
No.14378
>>14377I'm just trying to have some fun.
No.14379
>people have died waiting for season 3
No.14380
Eugh, I'm gonna try sleeping a bit. Perhaps I'll feel better when I wake up. I was planning on streaming tonight but I don't think that's gonna happen, sorry guys.
>>14378If you want a 100% serious answer to your question, I'd say it's miles better to hurt Clem physically than mentally. Doesn't stop either option from being absolutely abhorrent.
>>14379pic
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No.14382
>>14379I know. It's silly, but it must be terrible to die without knowing the conclusion to your favorite stuff.
>>14380>tfw the stream chat is more active than this is thread right nowSleep well anon, I hope you feel better soon.
No.14383
>>14381>not finding fun in rapeNah, I wouldn't want to do that to her, I just think there's fun to be had in posting about it. No.14384
Where do you think Clementine will mostly be in S3? Do you think she'll travel or stay put for most of the season? Keep in mind she'll most certainly end up at the same place for everyone, regardless of the ending you got for S2, and the possibility of another big time-skip.
No.14385
>>14384I hope season 3 is about making it to Wellington if you didn't stay there. Of course that probably won't happen, and season 3 will be just as unfocused as season 2.
No.14386
>>14384I don't care where she is, as long as she's happy.
No.14387
>>14385>I hope season 3 is about making it to Wellington if you didn't stay there.I think it's more likely, after an intro shows how she ends up there, Clem just starts in Wellington and the season takes place there. It's humanly impossible to have S3's entire setting be completely different for different groups of players.
No.14388
>>14386>Clementine happy and safeThat wouldn't much make for an interesting story, although Clem does deserve to have some peace and rest after the clusterfuck that was S2. S3 needs way more scenes where Clem can relax, feel safe, and bond with people she can trust.
No.14389
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I just thought of something. Let's say in season 3, if you went with Jane, they find another little girl who reminds Jane of her little sister. She reminds Jane of her little sister so much, that now Jane wants to abandon Clementine in favor of this new girl she found. How would she do it?
**"Jamie, no matter what happens next, stay out of it."
"You're gonna see Clementine for who she really is."**
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No.14390
>>14389Spoiler's not working for some reason. Oh well.
No.14391
>>14373Tough call. I guess her spirit…
No.14392
>>14391Would you enjoy it?
No.14393
No.14394
>>14393That's alright. I still love you.
No.14395
>raping clem
OVER THE LINE
No.14396
>>14395I hate it too, but it gives us something to talk about at least.
No.14397
If a would-be rapist tried to hurt Clem, what part of his body would you break first?
No.14398
>>14396Come up with a better topic.
No.14399
>>14397I would probably castrate him before breaking his legs.
No.14400
I tried drawing Clem on a bike when that topic came up last thread, but I ended up just angrily deleting it because it wasn't coming out how I wanted it. I need to find out what happened. I need to find out when drawing stopped being fun. I stopped drawing after completing high school. Maybe I just "grew up".
No.14401
>>14399I'd kill him so he couldn't hurt anyone again. Kind of reminds me of when Lee could kill Danny, who was implied to be a pedophile with similar heinous intentions for Clementine.
No.14402
>>14400You probably just have much higher standards that are difficult to satisfy.
No.14403
>>14402I used to have this incredible high when drawing. It was addictive and I spent nearly every waking hour drawing. I don't get that feeling anymore. Now, drawing feels like a chore, something I have to force myself to get through. It's pretty sad.
I've been staring at this blank sheet of paper in front of me for almost an hour, waiting for inspiration to kick in.
No.14404
>>14400Are you drawing for yourself? Are you personally interested in it?
No.14405
>>14403Maybe you just need a break from it. Do something else you enjoy and when you feel inspired to try again, give it another shot.
No.14406
>>14400Maybe you're just stressed because you don't have the time to draw anymore?
No.14407
>>14404I don't know anymore. I want to get some of my original stories started as webcomics, but I lack the enthusiasm I used to have.
No.14408
>>14405I haven't drawn anything in months. I've had a pretty big break already.
No.14409
>>14403Would you say drawing feels like a chore because you feel you can't meet your own standards?
No.14410
>>14395Maybe she's a kinky bitch. Maybe she wants to be treated like a subhuman shit and not have any control of what's happening for once.
No.14411
>>14409Probably. Drawing Clem is especially taxing because I can never draw her perfectly.
No.14412
>>14411DJ please, you draw Clem just fine. We wouldn't praise you for your work if you weren't good at it.
No.14413
>>14412You're your own harshest critic. I recall SFManon saying that he often has to stop himself from tweaking his pictures too much because he never thinks they're good enough, but look how great they turn out!
No.14414
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>going through the halfchan archives
>find this
No.14415
No.14416
>>14415Are you joking? It's great!
No.14417
>>14415Come on, you're being too hard on yourself. I'm sure if any of us were to attempt to Carver, it wouldn't come out as good as that.
No.14418
>yfw you realize Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is the restaurant Kenny was holed up in when Sarita found him
No.14420
No.14421
>>14420Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is the setting for a game called Five Nights at Freddy's, a game where you play as a security guard trying to protect himself from killer animatronics. I recently replayed season 2 and asked Sarita how she met Kenny, and that's the answer I got. The idea of Sarita finding Kenny hiding/trying to protect himself from animatronics trying to kill him is entertaining to me.
No.14423
>Clem will never eat pizza again
No.14425
>>14397Chop his dick off, obviously.
>>14410Holy shit.
No.14426
Is it possible to truly love more than one waifu, friends?
No.14427
>>14426Not sure what you mean by "truly" love, but sure, why not?
No.14428
>>14423What do you think Clem's favorite pizza topping is?
No.14429
>>14428Peperoni or chicken.
No.14430
>>14428Cheese with extra cheese and more cheese stuffed in the crust.
No.14431
It's unusually dead here.
No.14432
>>14431I wonder what everyone else is doing since they aren't posting here. In any event I'm always here anon. Just summon me, and I shall appear before you. I'm willing to talk about anything.
No.14433
Why is it that everytime someone points out that the thread is dead, I tell them that I'm always here, and that they just need to mention me if they want to talk, but they never do? Is there something wrong with me? Do you guys not like me or something?
No.14434
>>14433No idea, anon. I say pretty much the same thing when nobody else is posting, but nobody mentions me either.
I doubt anybody dislikes you, anon. Me on the other hand…? It's a possibility.
No.14435
>>14433I don't have much to talk so I just like to read your conversations with others.
No.14436
>>14435You should try to get involved, anon. Kinda hard to have conversations when everyone is listening in and nobody is participating.
No.14437
>>14434Well I like you, so can mention me anytime you wanna talk.
>>14435That's nice, the sentiment is surely appreciated, but you should try to join a conversation whenever you can. Don't forget you can always post Clementine feels/fantasies if you don't have anything specific to talk about.
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No.14439
I stayed as long as I could. Good morning /ttgg/, see you later.
No.14440
>>14439Have fun with whatever you're doing, anon. See ya later.
No.14441
>>14439I hope you'll sleep well.
No.14442
I've gotta go in a little while, just thought I'd check in with you guys to see if anyone was still hanging about. Judging by the lack of posts since I last looked, I'm gonna assume this place is a ghost town.
No.14443
>>14442Maybe a little bit, yeah. Take your time, anon.
No.14444
>>14443I guess I shouldn't get my hopes up when it comes to people being online at this time of the day.
But like I said, I've got to go. Already running a little late, so I'll see you guys when I get back in a couple hours. Don't have too much fun without me.
No.14445
>>14444Quads get
Actually, scratch that. Turns out I have to wait for a damn plumber to turn up, so I've got a little while longer until I have to go. If anyone wants to talk about anything, I'm here.
No.14446
>>14445Nevermind, gotta go.
God dammit.
No.14448
Valentine's Day is coming up. Are any of you gonna do something special for Clementine?
No.14449
>>14447I'm back now, at least.
No.14450
>>14448Wait, when is Valentines Day again?
No.14451
>>14448Valentine's Day implies romantic feelings.
These are not the feelings I have towards Clementine.
>>14450Saturday, February 14th
No.14452
>>14448L-like what, anon…?
No.14453
>>14451Ah, good. I'll still be around most of that morning.
No.14454
>>14452I dunno, what do you have in mind?
No.14455
So…what's this board for, besides talking about chocolate daughterfu
No.14456
>>14455It's caramel, anon. Not chocolate.
Normally we talk about new releases, but the only one we've had recently was GoT, which nobody cares about.
No.14457
>>14455Anything related to telltale games.
No.14458
>>14457Those days are pretty much over, anon. You know that.
No.14459
>>14454Thinking about plowing Clem and pumping her so full…?
No.14461
>>14459>[SCRUNCHING INTENSIFIES]I'll be heading off to bed. See you guys when I'm at work later tonight. I was actually doodling last night and enjoying it. I hope to be able to doodle more and who knows, I just may get back into drawing again.
No.14463
>>14461See ya later, DJ.
I'm actually thinking of getting back into drawing at some point, probably gonna buy a drawing tablet. I mostly need it for an animation course, but I could still use it to draw stuff for you guys.
No.14464
>>14459Couldn't you just settle for a nice candlelit dinner instead?
No.14465
>>14461Sleep well DJ, I'm glad you were able to enjoy drawing again.
No.14466
So I remember an anon from the last thread asking about the zombie torsos from the latest episode of TWD TV show. I think those were the upper halves of the legs that were found earlier in the episode.
No.14467
>>14464It would be nice. Even though I like to pretend so much that she's real, it'd just make me sad.
No.14468
>>14466Oh yeah, the zombie fuckdoll things that fell out of that truck when they drove into it
No.14469
>>14380>I ended up sleeping 16 hoursHoly shit. I really needed that.
>>14455We talk about the games. Sometimes. I'm holding out for Tales from the Borderlands cause I really enjoyed the first episode.
>>14466Yeah, I put 2 and 2 together when I was rewatching it. Still doesn't answer
why they were there. However, the breach in the fence had tire tracks going through it, so I'm assuming whoever caused the breach also had something to do with the torsos.
>>14468>fuckdollBut they chopped them in half at the waist. That means the "important bits" aren't part of the torso…
No.14470
>>14469Sounds like you slept well and feel better. I'm glad anon.
No.14471
Hey guys, glad to see you're still kicking. I haven't been around for a few weeks, has anything interesting happened?
Did NFA ever come back? Did you guys talk about the newest episode of TWD tv show?
No.14472
>>14471Of course we're still here. You can't keep us down. We've had quite a few streams recently, DJ has become a regular poster again, some more SFM stuff has been made, NFA hasn't come back I don't think, although we did have a shitposter crying about everything being pedophilia who may or may not still be here, and we did in fact watch and discuss the latest TV show episode.
No.14473
>>14471NFA hasn't come back, thank god. We talked a bit about the new TWD episode after it got streamed, but not too much.
Actually there was something I wanted to discuss about it. Michonne tries to chop one of the zombies' heads off, but it has a pipe sticking out of its shoulder, which blocks her sword.
Could people intentionally "mod" walkers like that to make them bigger threats? Perhaps they could keep a horde of these modded walkers around their base as a rudimentary defense. Has something like this been explored in the comics at all?
No.14474
>>14473That's an interesting idea. I know Shel, who will never be romanceable, had walkers acting as guard dogs, so maybe there are people out there who had theirs modded to be more dangerous. This kinda reminds me of the guy from Cockneys vs. Zombies who couldn't be shot in the head because he had a plate.
No.14475
>>14474>who will never be romanceableTo make walkers dangerous, you'd need to keep their biting abilities, or perhaps find what part of their bite it is that infects you. I think we discussed this once. It's not their blood obviously, since that gets everywhere and nobody gets infected from it, and it may or may not be their saliva since they either don't have any, or it's not infectious judging from the Governor in the comics, so all that leaves is the teeth. Maybe you could do away with the walker altogether, and just weaponize their teeth.
No.14476
>>14475So I guess dentists will still have their uses in the apocalypse, beyond basic dentistry. It's not like they can perform advanced procedures on living patients without anesthetics.
No.14477
>>14476>Clem comes across a dentist that's gone nuts and has thousands of sharpened walker teeth embedded into his clothes, weapons, and filling up jars.>Just a scratch from any one of them has the ability to infect youSpooky.
Also, I'm pretty sure it doesn't take a PhD to yank out some teeth with pliers, and I don't think there's a reason to remove wisdom teeth or perform a root canal on a walker…
No.14478
>>14475I remember hearing that walker blood getting into your bloodstream is the same as getting bitten or something like that. I imagine all you would need is to carry around a severed walker head, and use it as a way to keep people away from you if they don't have any form of ranged combat.
No.14479
>>14477Oh yeah, I suppose that's true.
That'd be even worse if it turned out Clem had a fear of dentists.
No.14480
>>14478>walker blood getting into your bloodstream is the same as getting bittenI dunno, a lot of characters with open wounds fight walkers and get their blood all over them with no ill effects. Abraham in the show has an open wound on his hand, but that doesn't stop him from using that hand to stab walkers, and Clem gets walker blood all over her
immediately after stitching up the dog bite. It's quite a bit of suspension of disbelief to think that pure luck prevented any walker blood from entering their wounds and getting them infected.
>>14479I wonder if Clem would need her wisdom teeth pulled when she got older. I guess that's when you'd need an actual dentist.
No.14481
>>14480>Abraham in the show has an open wound on his hand, but that doesn't stop him from using that hand to stab walkersYeah, somebody pointing out that plot hole is actually where I heard it from.
No.14482
>>14480That'd be horrible.
>Wellington has a dentist>They have no anesthetic or painkiller>Has to undergo operation without itFuck all that.
No.14483
>>14482Brutal. It's pretty crazy that we've reached a point that we need to yank our own teeth out to correct an evolutionary problem. That's how I understand it, at least.
Maybe you don't need to get your wisdom teeth pulled and it's all one big scam by dentists everywhere to make lods of emoneTime for class. I really wanna stream something tonight, so if there's something you want to watch let me know so I can get it. Otherwise I'll just pick something I have.
By the way, I'm gonna save Warm Bodies for Valentine's Day weekend. Fits the theme pretty well.
No.14484
>>14483Have fun with your classes, anon.
No.14485
>>14483Enjoy your class anon. We seem to be more active today than the last two days, so we'll probably get more than just three people in the stream tonight.
No.14487
>>14486uh
I'm not sure if I wanna click that.
No.14488
>>14487You know you want to. You know you want to help Clementine.
No.14489
>>14488Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
Regardless, I ain't clicking that shit.
No.14490
>>14486lewd
LEWD
REAL FUCKIN' LEWD
No.14491
I'm gonna go to bed early, you anons have fun.
>>14486I did not need this today. God dammit.
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No.14493
>>14472>>14473That sounds great.
And I've talked about that modded zombie idea before, one person even presented the idea of getting bit, putting on lots of body armor and a steel helmet and becoming a miniboss. I thought that was a great idea.
>>14483Have you added any more movies to your streaming list?
No.14495
>tfw
No.14498
>mfw eating hotdogs right now
No.14500
>>14448I will probably do something similar to last year
No.14501
>>14493>Have you added any more movies to your streaming list?I'm running out of zombie movies. The only ones left are 28 Weeks Later, Juan of the Dead, Warm Bodies, and the Resident Evil movies. But if there's any ones you know of, let me know and I can get them.
>>14498I will never be able to look at Skittles, hotdogs, or bananas the same way ever again.
>>14500Aww, that's adorable.
No.14502
>>14501Like I said, we can probably stream Disney movies after we get through all the zombie ones, or stream select episodes of TWD show.
>I will never be able to look at Skittles, hotdogs, or bananas the same way ever again.Same.
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No.14503
>>14502Why Disney movies though? I never understood this.
No.14505
>>14504Ah okay, so fairy tales and such.
I could also do detective movies, that would work too.
No.14506
Well if anyone's here, I plan on streaming Juan of the Dead in about an hour. I'll post the link as the time nears.
No.14507
>>14506>if anyone's hereYou say that as if I'm not always here.
No.14508
>>14507Aw, shut up. You know what I mean.
No.14509
It seems everybody that was in here earlier disappeared. Oh well.
Gimme 15-20 minutes to go buy a quick snack or something, and then I'll start the movie.
http://doku.us/ttgg/rdstream.php No.14510
>>14501You should download Diary of the Dead and Land of the Dead.
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No.14512
>>14486What a great way to wake up in the morning…
No.14513
>>14512Morning anon.
We're watching a Cuban zombie movie, you're welcome to join.
No.14514
Another great stream, thanks again streamanon.
No.14515
>>14514Yup, good stream bruh.
No.14516
>>14514>>14515Really fun movie, too. Who would've thought a Cuban movie would end up being so inventive with the zombie concept, right?
No.14517
>>14516It was funny when DJ came in at the worst possible moment.
No.14518
>>14517I don't think he saw anything…
Hopefully.
No.14519
This was too good for me not to make a webm of it.
No.14520
>>14518No, I don't stream video at work.
No.14521
>>14519That scene was great. Thanks for the webm.
No.14522
>>14520That's good, cause you would've been promoted had you opened the stream when you joined the chat.
No.14523
>>14520>>14522…should I make a webm of the scene in question?
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No.14525
>>14524>>14524>dat musicDJ, don't watch this at work.
No.14526
Since we've been watching TWD TV show lately, I figure I might as well post this.
No.14527
>>14526This needs to be updated to reflect Season 2's poor quality.
also
>shame hoodie No.14528
>>14448Making her suck you off?
No.14529
>>14528I said do something special for her, not something special for you.
No.14530
>>14528But the question was what you'd do for Clem.
No.14532
>>14531C'mon, you can think of
something less lewd, right?
No.14533
I want to get some drawing in for today.
Someone give me a quick, easy request.
No.14534
>>14533Clem eating ice cream. Or any sort of food, really. Can't go wrong with food.
No.14535
>>14534Yes. Clementine eating a mozzarella stick, very messily, with the cheese oozing out of her mouth and onto her chest.
No.14536
>>14535Okay, I take it back. You can go wrong with food.
No.14538
>>14535anon, what the hell?!
No.14540
>>14539That was a risky click. Probably wouldn't have been if I'd of read your name first.
No.14541
>>14539Why did you have to get my hopes up like that?
No.14542
>14499
Anyone want to talk about this other shitpost of a thread? Is there any way for the board owner to restrict who can make threads in any way?
No.14543
>>14542Good job linking to the post. I can't limit who is able to make a thread, and even if I could, why would I want to do that?
No.14544
>>14543God dammit.
As in limiting thread making to people who have been here a short while and preventing people who have just came to the board making shit threads.
>>14499>>13809>>13273>>12345For example.
No.14545
>>14544If they come in and make shit threads, I expect you and everyone else to just ignore them. But what if they came in and made an incredible thread with all sorts of relevant discussion and content? It's not worth blocking people from making threads that are easily ignored. It would just drive away more users.
No.14546
>>14544Well like I said, I can't put limits on who is able to make a thread, and I don't think such an option with ever be created as it goes against the very idea of an anonymous image board.
No.14547
>>14545Some of those "threads" should have been kept to the community thread. But yeah, I know we should ignore them.
>>14546I know I've seen boards on halfchan where they don't allow people to make a thread until they have at least posted several times in other threads.
No.14548
>>14547>Some of those "threads" should have been kept to the community thread.Well, then tell them as politely as possible that they should bring their discussion in here.
>they don't allow people to make a thread until they have at least posted several times in other threads.I agree with
>>14546, that doesn't really follow the spirit of an anonymous imageboard. Ideally, we should all be "equal", there's no reason one anon should have special privileges versus another.
No.14549
>>14538Wouldn't it look cute?
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No.14551
>you will never stare in awe at the vastness of the Universe with Clem
No.14552
>>14551Damn, now I want to see Clementine interact with some of Marvel's cosmic characters. Awesome job as always anon!
No.14553
>>14552Thanks for reminding me, I was gonna try and find Marvel Zombies.
No.14554
>>14551That's pretty. Thanks.
No.14555
>>14551I fucking love space.
>I will never stargaze with Clem on the back porch, bundled up in quilts, and sipping hot chocolate>>14552>when Marvel writers take drugs No.14556
Gotta go.
Be back on when I get home.
Behave yourselves until then, /ttgg/.
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No.14558
>>14556See you later DJ. Well, I won't but hopefully other anons will. Don't worry, I'm sure noone will misbehave while you're away.
No.14559
Bedtime for me now. I'll see you guys later.
No.14560
>>14559Goodnight, anon.
>>14556Behave ourselves? No promises there, DJ.
No.14561
I've wanted to do this for a while now. It was totally worth it.
And with that, I'm off to bed too. Later homies.
No.14562
>>14561Holy shit, that's cool.
No.14563
I'm home, but it seems that no one else is…
Except you, anon. I know you're always here.
Well, I'll be lurking if anyone brings up an interesting topic or has questions.
No.14564
>>14563>interesting topicI think we ran outta those a while back.
No.14565
>>14563Are you still lurking, anon?
If so, have you perhaps thought of a decent topic? I haven't been able to think of anything.
No.14566
>>14565Nope. I'm watching some documentaries about space.
No.14567
>>14566God dammit, I've called you anon again.
No.14569
>>14568It's a bit of a biggie. I still keep managing to fuck up every single time.
No.14570
>>14569I was just saying it doesn't offend me or anything.
In fact, maybe I should just get rid of the name…
No.14571
>>14570Don't get rid of it on account of my stupidity, anon.
No.14572
>>14571FUCK.
Don't get rid of it on account of my stupidity, DJ*.
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No.14576
I've gotta go for a bit, I'll see you guys later. Try not to have too much fun without me.
No.14578
>>14577I'm back, it only took an hour. How are you guys doing? This place is lookin' a little empty.
No.14579
>>14578I'm just playing some games, anon. What did you leave for?
No.14580
>>14579Not sure why it matters, but it definitely wasn't for KFC.
Anybody wanna talk about… uhh… stuff? I'm out of ideas.
No.14581
>>14448I might just drink so much and cuddle with my teddy bear pretending it's Clem.
No.14582
>>14581How big is your teddy bear, anon?
No.14583
>>14582It's a little bit over half a meter. Wide open arms to hug it tightly when I'm not feeling okay.
No.14584
>>14583That's sweet, anon.
I own a big ass teddy bear too, along with a lot of other stuffed toys and stuff. I don't have the heart to get rid of them.
No.14585
>>14583>>14584>owning teddy bears>cuddling with themYou guys are weird.
assuming you are both adult males No.14586
>>14585I wouldn't say "adult"…
No.14587
>>14585I'd think that obsessing over a fictional little girl is worse than that. But I'm an adult, yes… I've regressed.
No.14588
Bedtime.
Stay weird, /ttgg/.
No.14589
No.14590
No.14591
>>14590>anonIs this some kind of a meme now?
No.14592
>>14591No, I'm just really damn stupid.
No.14593
No.14594
>>14384I'd figure definitely somewhere in the red area, maybe in the yellow area.
No.14595
>>14594TWD S3 confirmed for Canada
No.14596
>>14595plot drama where Clem eats all the maple syrup supply confirmed
No.14597
>>14596Kenny/Jane killed off at end of S1 by rampaging moose
No.14598
No.14599
>>14563Even though I'm always here, I still need to sleep. I'm
>>14559 so I wasn't here when you posted that. I'm here now obviously, though obviously you aren't.
>>14561That's fuckin' great! I love N.W.A. You should play some N.W.A for us next time you stream.
>Kenny in the group No.14601
>>14584>I own a big ass teddy bearFor you.
No.14602
No.14603
>Shel will never be romanceable
Why go on living?
No.14604
"K-kenny! Slow down, i-it hurts a little…"
No.14605
>>14604not this again.
please no.
No.14606
>>14604>Happy Valentines Day Clem! No.14607
>>14606Do you think she likes it, anon? Loves it in her tight, firm ass?
No.14608
>>14607jesus christ, anon.
No.14609
Couldn't sleep.
How useful would martial arts be in the ZA?
Would Clem benefit from it?
No.14610
>>14609Almost entirely useless. Fairly sure the vast majority of martial arts don't focus on smashing in the skull. I guess they'd be semi-useful against human opponents, but regardless the amount of practise required for an 11-12 year old to be able to outmatch an adult wouldn't be worth it.
No.14611
>>14609DJ, as much as I love you being here during the day, you really should get some sleep now so you can go to work.
But to answer your question, hand to hand combat with zombies is a really stupid idea. The person would have to be strong and fast enough to be able to break the skull in one or two hits, and they risk getting bitten each time they go for it.
Your question reminds me of this woman from the movie we watched last night. She killed a zombie in a lewd way, and I said
>Clem will never kill a zombie like that No.14612
>>14608Come on, don't be like that. You know she's such a naughty girl. She loves it.
No.14613
>>14611How the hell do you kill a zombie in a "lewd" way?
>>14612Come on anon, don't be like that.
No.14614
>>14613>How the hell do you kill a zombie in a "lewd" way?Think something like Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye.
No.14615
>>14614I've… I've never seen that film.
No.14616
>>14611I tried. I laid in bed for an hour trying to go to sleep, but sleep never came.
I'll try again in a bit.
No.14617
>>14615I know you haven't. Xenia Onatopp kills people with her legs. That's not exactly how it happened in the movie we watched, but it was similar to that.
No.14618
>>14617>I know you haven'tWhat?
No.14619
>>14618I know who you are.
No.14620
>>14619The fuck are you even talking about?
No.14621
>>14619That's pretty creepy, anon…
No.14622
>>14621It's creeping me out too. He knows who I am… and what Bond films I've watched.
Spooky.
No.14623
>>14622I know where you live too.
No.14624
>>14623Go on then, tell me.
No.14626
>>14625I think that anon has taken a few too many hits to the noggin.
No.14627
Morning /ttgg/.
>>14613>How the hell do you kill a zombie in a "lewd" way? No.14628
>>14626Nah, I'm just fuckin' with you. Although I probably could correctly guess who you and where you live.
No.14629
>>14627That's a lot less lewd than I thought it would be.
No.14630
>>14627That's a good way to get your genitals bit.
>>14628When you first said "I know who you are" I was genuinely worried.
No.14631
I'm gonna try and get some sleep now.
See you all later tonight.
No.14632
No.14633
>>14631Later, DJ.
>>14632>anon No.14634
>>14630When I said I know who you are I meant I know what anon you are.
No.14635
>>14633fuck
I'm gonna go for a bit and come back when I'm feeling less retarded.
>>14634…?
No.14636
>>14631Hope you can get some sleep DJ.
No.14637
>>14635He's saying he "knows you" in that he can tell you apart from other anons on here, not "knows you" as in your name or anything.
No.14638
>>14637I know, but I meant which "anon" does he think I am?
No.14639
Good night anons. I love you all so much.
No.14640
>>14639Awww, I love you too anon. Good night.
No.14641
No.14642
>>14639We love you too anon.
>>14640Jesus, those eyes look spooky in the thumbnail.
No.14643
No.14644
No.14645
>>14644See? I knew it was you.
No.14646
>>14645It's funny how we make arbitrary nicknames for each other, yet everybody knows who it's referring to. I've been tempted to refer to someone as "lewdanon" even though I'm pretty sure it's not just a singular anon, but y'all would still know exactly what I'm talking about.
No.14647
>>14645Damn you.
I'm gonna go to bed, see you guys later. Have fun, I suppose.
No.14648
>>14647Sleep well you sick fuck.
No.14649
Why's everyone going to bed at 4-5PM? I thought most of us were in the US?
No.14650
>>14649Well DJ works nights, so that explains why he sleeps during the day. In any case I'm still here. I'm always here.
No.14651
Would TWD benefit from a campy villain bent on world domination?
No.14652
>>14646>It's funny how we make arbitrary nicknames for each other, yet everybody knows who it's referring to.Actually, other than streamanon and NFA I don't know anyone else's identities via their nickname. I've been called lolilover several times, and I was unsure if that was another anon here or a nickname given to me.
tfw no nickname No.14653
>>14651I imagine if we had ever gotten to meet the leader of Crawford, he'd have been a campy villain. Maybe not bent on world domination, but something similarly crazy I'm sure.
No.14654
>>14651Benefit form it? I'm not sure about that, although it would make for a nice change of pace. Nobody would have the resources for it in the ZA, but I imagine it would be somebody who's crazy and thinks they can pull it off would try. Carver sure as hell would've been a lot more interesting if he was like that.
No.14655
>>14652I go by 3 different nicknames, each for a different "function" I perform. Kinda funny.
>>14653I was kinda let down by Crawford honestly. I was expecting a really neat stealth mission type thing against human opponents.
>>14654>Nobody would have the resources for it in the ZAWellington has the resources to build a huge wall, why couldn't a villain gather the resources to build a giant DEATH TANK?
I'm joking of course, but I suppose the Governor fits that idea quite well. He's extremely aggressive and goes to war with any settlements near "his" territory, almost as if he wants to build some sort of empire thing.
No.14656
Lab time. See you in a couple hours, anons. Maybe we'll have a new thread by then!
No.14657
>>14655Shit, now I wish Carver was a villain who was trying to expand his empire by looking for and trying to take over other settlements. Not to mention, "Carver the Conqueror" has a nice ring to it.
>>14656We probably will. See you later anon.
No.14658
>>14655I was very let down by it to. I was expecting it to be the culmination of the "humans are more dangerous than zombies" message that TWD just loves to push in whatever medium it's presented in, but instead we just get more zombies.
All for the best I suppose, not much of a stealth mission if you're bringing a group of 7 people with you.
No.14659
>tfw abandoned
No.14660
>>14659I'm still here anon, I always will be. Though it be in deep sadness and pain, through storm and rain, gasping after breath, I will go on!
No.14661
>>14660>deep sadness and painAre you that shy anon?
No.14662
I just noticed a bunch of shitty threads on our front page.
Did you go ahead and make that thread about us on /boards/? That might explain it.
No.14663
>>14662Those off-topic shitposting threads were made by one time posters from /v/, since they're advertizing us now. I was actually gonna wait until next thread to ask you guys about advertising ourselves on /boards/ since we're reaching the bump limit, plus there doesn't seem to be anyone else here right now.
No.14664
>>14663Right, we'll make it the main topic of our next thread and discuss it there.
No.14665
;_;
They just
had to remind me, didn't they.
>>14664That's a good idea.
Which reminds me, I forgot to answer the thread theme question
again.
>What did you think of Russell's story?I think his plan to get to his Grandmother's house is pretty stupid. He should know by then that it's unlikely for anyone to be there for him. I also can't really picture him as being part of a bandit group like he said he was, although I guess he didn't really identify as a bandit. I dunno, I guess I think Russell wasn't really developed or thought out as well as the other 400 days characters were, which is weird because he seems like the kind of person a lot of people playing these games might identify with.
No.14666
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>>14665Who would've thought that you'd get a painful reminder of what we once had in biology of all things?
No.14667
>>14666Since you posted it, here's Tae's own edited version of that drawing.
No.14668
>>14667Dang, it seems I only have outdated versions of Tae's art. New thread coming up.
No.14669
>>14666>>14667Maybe she'll come back one day and see how well we're behaving nowadays. Is that too much to hope for?
No.14671
Come on guys, we still have DJ.
No.14672
>>14669As much as I want that to happen, I don't think it will. Anyway, New Thread
>>14670 No.14673
>>14671If DJ left, I'd be in pieces.