No.18533[Last 50 Posts]
One more thread before TFTB episode 2 Edition
Previous Thread:
>>18203Previously on Telltale Games General…
>OP questions are answered. Thanks guys>Anons lament not being able to play the new Borderlands episode right away>/ttgg/ watches Jurassic Park 2>Anon doesn't know what pranks are>An anon from Finland is sad that we are most active when he's asleep>DJ decides to check out Game of Thrones because of a girl>Possible TWD news upcoming>Fanart>Anons fear that Clementine might become a character in the show>Anon takes mod requests>SFManon continues to work on making a scrubs outfit for Clem, asks for feedback>More discussion about TWD TV show>SFManon attends SXSW, gives us information on Telltale's writing process>Discussion on what DLC for TWD S2 could be>Discussion about determinant characters>Discussion about making the next thread>/ttgg/ watches the new episode of TWD TV show, then discuss it>Anon asks why /ttgg/ on halfchan died>Anons continue to prove their love for ClementineThings to discuss… New questions are marked by an asterisk
>What is your ideal DLC for TWD S2?*>What are characters that Telltale got completely wrong? Whether it be through stupid actions or moments where they contradicted themselves, ect.?*>What were the biggest glaring plot holes of any game Telltale has ever made?*>Will Telltale ever produce something as magical as TWD S1 again?*>Do you consider yourself a die hard TT fan?*>Would you like other game companies to start creating interactive stories like TT?*Thread Theme Question…
>Has the long wait for the new Borderlands episode killed your hype, or are you still excited for it?Polls… Also post polls for questions you want to see
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>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/telltalegamesgeneral No.18535
First
No.18536
>>18535Come on, anon. Don't be like that.
No.18538
>>18537Just don't do it, please, anon?
No.18539
>>18538Don't do what exactly?
No.18540
>>18539Stop posting lewd, god dammit.
No.18541
>>18540Oh, okay.
Should've said that to begin with.
No.18542
Well, we're off to a great start.
No.18543
No.18544
>>18542I don't see anything wrong with our start.
No.18545
>>18542>>18543You guys really need a thicker skin.
No.18546
>>18545What? I was just telling him to cut it out, it wasn't like I was in hysterics.
No.18547
>>18546Implying the start of the thread is ruined cause of a little lewdposting is too far.
No.18548
>>18547I never said it was ruined, that was the other anon.
No.18549
…So Borderlands. Pretty good game am I right?
No.18550
>>18549The TTG game or the actual game?
I played BL2 and didn't like it much. Not even sure what the TTG game is about.
No.18551
>>18550The TT game. I haven't played any other Borderlands games, but I heard that the humor is ebin maymay crap. The humor in the TT game is good though. It takes place after Borderlands 2, and features all new characters, although Zer0 is also in the game, and it looks like more characters from other Borderlands games will be in it too.
No.18552
>rest stop doesn't have any hotdogs
That's the problem with south Texas, it's tacos everywhere.
Now that I have some time, I'll tell y'all about my dream. Since this was my first time going lucid without waking up, I spent some time getting my bearings. It's a very surreal experience. Obviously, one of the first things I tried was getting Clem to appear, which was surprisingly easy. Being that all of this was inside my head, I feared that I might have to consciously control every aspect of the dream, but that was not the case because Clem started talking and doing things on her own. She asked me where we were and who I was, and I told her my name and that we were on a Coast Guard boat near Alaska (which is where I was in the dream before I went lucid). She didn't seem to have a problem with any of this, including the fact that it was my dream. I tried running my fingers through her hair and it was soft and curly just like I had imagined. I offered to take her anywhere she wanted, but she said she liked the ocean waves and the salty air and wanted to stay. Now that I think of it, it was oddly warm for being in Alaska. I produced some fishing rods and taught her how to fish for a few minutes until my alarm so rudely woke me up.
It was an incredible experience. It's the next best thing to a real Clem and I suggest y'all try it ASAP.
Anyways, back on the road. I would have posted this hours ago when I wrote it, but it refused to go through cause of no data signal. I might make it home before being able to post at this rate.
No.18553
No.18554
>>18552Damn, now I have to get serious about lucid dreaming. I wonder if Clem will remember you next time you have a lucid dream.
>>18553Get a load of this hothead.
No.18555
Back/finally woken up from getting my last two wisdom teeth pulled. I'm set for life now, woohoo! Really excited for TftB Ep2 tomorrow, anyone else gonna be playing it as soon as it comes out?
No.18557
>>18555I bought the game on console, so I'll have to wait longer to play it. I might pirate the first episode of the PC version to see how it runs on my piece of shit computer. If it's playable then I'll get the second episode once a torrent is available.
No.18558
>>18555I just ran those trips through the system and they came back stolen.
Step out of the car.
No.18560
>>18559GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW! STOP RESISTING!
No.18561
>>18560Uh oh, she's black so this isn't going to end well.
No.18562
>>18561She's only half black so she might get a warning.
No.18563
>>18562Fairly sure both her parents were black.
No.18564
>>18562>half-blackHer mom's light. Clem's at least three-quarters black.
No.18565
>>18563The few times we see her mom she's very light skin.
>>18564This guy's probably right.
No.18566
>>18564The bald cop looks pretty white, this isn't looking good regardless of how black she is. We all know bald cops are more aggressive.
No.18567
>>18566>We all know bald cops are more aggressive.I must've missed that seminar.
No.18568
>>18567You always miss the seminars, anon.
For what they lack in hair, they make up for in police brutality.
No.18569
>>18568But you only got shot by the police for doing something wrong, not being black.
Unless you're implying that being black is wrong?
No.18570
No.18571
No.18573
>>18572Fairly sure he didn't get shot by a cop.
No.18574
>>18572Are you
seriously implying that Trayvon dindunuffin?
Christ.
No.18575
>>18572>using a drug dealer who assaulted a neighborhood watch as an example of someone who did nothing wrong>using a picture of him as a child and not a recent pictureThat's a great joke anon.
No.18576
>>18572>>18573>>18574>>18575I hope this doesn't turn into a nasty argument.
No.18577
Are we becoming /pol/ now?
No.18578
>>18577I don't think common sense is exclusive to /pol/.
No.18579
>get home
>parents greet me with loads of hugs
>dinner coming out of the oven
>dessert is homemade merengues
>share a whiskey with dad while he tells me how they finally ditched directv and he made his own TV antenna
>go to guest room
>a huge box of truffles and pajamas folded on the bed for me
>you will never do this for Clem
So what's going on in this thread? I see lewd and I see urbans…
No.18580
>>18579You've been much hit the nail on the head there, anon.
No.18581
>>18579Heh, yeah. I like I said, we're off to a great start.
Don't worry, once the new episode comes out tomorrow things will be better. Those of you who bought it from the Telltale store will be able to get it at midnight which means I might have to avoid the thread until I play it.
No.18582
>>18581Should we delegate TftB discussion to its own thread?
No.18583
>>18582Why would we split up discussion? That makes no sense, anon.
No.18584
>>18582I'm kinda torn between just keeping it here and having TFTB discussion in it's own thread for a week to help people avoid spoilers.
No.18585
>>18582We already have a TftB thread although it hasn't been used in a long time.
No.18586
>>18583>>18584>>18585How bout we keep it here, under a somewhat strict spoiler policy? I think a single general thread fits the bill a lot better for a displaced /vg/ general like us.
No.18587
>>18533>DJ decides to check out Game of Thrones because of a girlNot true. I said "might"
No.18588
Well I just tried TFTB on my computer, and it runs terribly. I can pass the QTEs, but it's such a slow and stuttering experience that I'd rather wait until it comes out on console to play it. I might have to avoid the general until then.
No.18589
It seems NoLegal has ceased activities
No.18590
>>18589>ceased activities>not ceased to functionYa blew it.
No.18591
So what timezone does TTG release things? Midnight PST?
No.18592
>>18591I don't know, but that seems most likely since TT is in California.
No.18593
>>18592Yeah, that's what I figured.
Still haven't bought TftB, but if this second episode is as good as the first one, I'll probably bite the bullet and get it.
No.18594
No.18595
>>18535I-i recognize all of those…
Anyway, good morning anons.
No.18596
>>18595Good morning anon. Don't worry, I recognize 2 or 3 of them and I don't even thirst.
No.18597
>>18595Good morning anon.
No.18598
>>18589Wait, really? I can't find his twitter account anymore either.
>>18595Same here.
No.18599
>tfw my SFM work would have 500x the audience if it was r34
>I could probably make money off of commissions too
The downside is that I would feel absolutely horrible inside. I respect Clem way too much to whore her out like that.
No.18600
>>18599She's not real, anon. It really shouldn't matter.
No.18601
TftB doesn't seem like one of those games that pirate groups are clamouring to release, so it might be a while before I play it.
Plus, I forgot how slow DSL is. I did the math and I can't even watch my own streams without dropping the bitrate to 1800kbps
>>18600>She's not real, anon. It really shouldn't matterI know, I know, but there's something that's keeping me from just letting go. I wish I could separate lewd Clem from my idealized vision of her, but I can't. As a result, r34 bothers me quite a bit. I've learned to take it in stride for you anons' sake, but I just don't know what the problem is.
No.18602
>>18601Fair enough anon, but you could always give it a go. There's no harm in testing your own boundaries.
No.18603
>>18599You should do it anon.
I know it's heart breaking to hear, but
Clem isn't real No.18604
>>18602>>18603>you could always give it a go>You should do itIt takes a lot of convincing or a lot of alcohol to get me to do something remotely lewd. I don't think I'd last five minutes doing r34.
Perhaps I could force myself to watch r34 to build up tolerance. Pic related is how it would feel like to me.
No.18605
>>18601Yeah, I'll probably have to avoid the general for a day since I won't be able to play Borderlands until Wednesday. I feel the same way you do about rule 34 of Clem by the way. Even though she's not real and even though r34 of Clem isn't Clem because she's not in character, it still bothers me for more reasons than because she's a child.
>>18604>Perhaps I could force myself to watch r34 to build up toleranceLet me save you the trouble and tell you not to do this. I tried to build a tolerance for it myself and it didn't work. I hate r34 of Clem now just as much I did before I tried to desensitize myself to it. I've just come to accept the fact that r34 of Clem is something that I'm not gonna like no matter what.
No.18606
>>18604Ultimately it's your choice. If you want to try, go ahead.
No.18607
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>>18605I was being a bit facetious about the "building tolerance" thing, but thanks for the advice anyways.
On another note, I watched the pilot episode of House of Cards and they said word for word, "I haven't eaten since yesterday." It gave me a sudden urge to cook a huge meal for Clem. I wonder how she'd like a nice big barbecue, complete with potato salad and smoked brisket on butcher paper that you eat with your hands. Mmm.
No.18608
>>18607That reminds me, I haven't eaten since yesterday either. I'll see you guys in a bit.
No.18609
>>18604No one's gonna force you to do it anon. Why even entertain the idea if you're so against it?
You desperate for cash?
No.18610
Does anyone remember the collage of /ttgg/ regulars that was made a while ago. Then somebody drew it afterwards? Was the person who drew it you DJ, and does anyone have these pictures?
No.18611
>>18609>Why even entertain the ideaI just wish I didn't feel so strongly towards r34. I always feel so excluded when y'all talk about lewd stuff because I can't stomach it. I want to have fun but I can't.
Oh well. Guess that's just the way it has to be.
>>18610I don't remember such a thing, meaning it was probably made before I ever visited /ttgg/. Can't help you there, anon. I'd like to see it if someone does have it, though.
No.18612
>>18611You don't have to like or dislike it to have some fun, anon.
No.18613
>>18610Are you talking about the thing that was made for Hunger Games? This?
No.18614
>>18613No, but was this ever played out?
No.18615
>>18614Yeah. Webmanon won without killing anybody.
No.18616
>>18615How did that happen? Which thread did this take place in?
No.18617
>>18616Threads 47 and 46, I believe.
No.18618
>>18616Community thread #49. It was started but the anon who did it had their internet cut out so they had to start over. The game that was finished starts here
>>17379 No.18619
>>18612Perhaps. I'll try harder, I guess.
>talking about building up tolerance>watching episode of Better Call Saul that I missed>Chuck tries building up a tolerance to electromagnetic fields by standing outside near an electrical transformerSpooky.
>>18617Those were the Hunger Game with TTG characters. The one with TTGG members is the one
>>18618 mentioned.
No.18620
>>18619There's not much trying to be done, anon.
But yeah, you're right. I just looked at the thread briefly and it mentioned Hunger Games, so I assume it was that one and the one before it.
No.18621
Hey I made it pretty far
>>17406 No.18622
>>18621Which one are you then? OPanon I'm assuming?
No.18623
>>18622Yep, the filename is a dead giveaway.
No.18624
>>18623Besides, it was either OPanon or Benanon, considering he was the only other one who died there.
No.18625
>>18611>I always feel so excluded when y'all talk about lewd stuff because I can't stomach it. I want to have fun but I can't.I gotta say anon, I respect that a lot.
I hope one day you do get over your hate of r34!
No.18626
>>18625r34 is impure. Stay clean anon.
No.18627
>>18626What's wrong with a little lewd, anon?
No.18628
Anybody have the full version of this image? I feel so stupid for not having it.
No.18629
>>18627I don't enjoy it. Also it is a big reason why half the anons hated me when I was more active. To be honest though, I don't really care if you guys like it or don't.
No.18630
>>18629Woah man, there's a difference between not enjoying it and outright hating and constantly going against it.
No.18631
>>18630Huh? Saying shit like "Refrain for her" has always been a thing in /ttgg/.
No.18632
>>18631I know, but that's kind of a more neutral way of going about it compared to getting buttblasted when anyone comes within a square mile of lewdposting.
No.18633
>>18632Who got buttblasted?
No.18634
>clem will never eagerly suck on your cock taking it halfway down her throat
>she will never swallow every single drop of your juices like a good little slut and let out a soft giggle as she's emptying you
I'm struggling…
No.18635
>>18634We're all struggling.
No.18636
>>18632Yeah anon, his post didn't seem mad to me.
Non lewdposters need to not overreact to lewd, but at the same time lewdposters need to not be so sensitive about it.
It goes both ways.
No.18638
>>18625I don't hate it. I understand why it exists and why people like it so much. I've mentioned before that I'd probably be all over it considering my other… interests, but I can't. I just can't.
>>18629There will always be those who thirst and those who don't. As long as we don't step on each other's toes, there's no reason we can't get along. Let each side have their turn.
>>18632I don't think anyone around here gets "buttblasted" about lewdposting anymore. I certainly try not to, and OPanon seems to be handling it quite well.
>>18635Fun fact, I based this off of another picture I use to derail threads on halfchan.Anyways, I'm pretty tired. Sorry I couldn't stream tonight.
Good night /ttgg/.
No.18639
>>18638>Fun fact, I based this off of another picture I use to derail threads on halfchan.Ooh, neat. Can you post it?
>Sorry I couldn't stream tonight.Eh, there's always tomorrow.
No.18640
>>18638>and why people like it so much.Though I'm always very pro-lewdposting and r34 when it comes to it, I actually hardly ever look at the stuff myself.
It's the principle of the thing I guess.
No.18641
No.18642
>>18638Good night anon. Don't worry too much about not being able to stream, you said you're with family for spring break right? You deserve a break anyway.
No.18643
No.18644
Welp, I've stayed up far too late. I'm gonna go take a nap, I might come back in a few hours.
Toodles.
No.18645
No.18646
>>18644Love you anon, good night
No.18647
>>18635A-anything suggestive about Clem makes me so fucking hard….
>>18644Sleep well, anon. Maybe we could talk later.
No.18649
>>18648Thats still not all of us
No.18650
>>18649I guess some of us lust for Luke…Though personally I'm against
necrophilia No.18651
>>18650Luke is a hottie, but I don't thirst for anyone in TWD universe.
No.18653
>>18651Well you have to thirst for someone in some universe, who is it?
No.18654
>>18652>>18653Mostly people in real life, like Jaedong.
No.18656
Good morning /ttgg/. I don't know how activate I'll be later since I won't be able to play the new Borderlands episode until tomorrow. Here's hoping it turns out to be good.
No.18657
>>18651Hey OPanon, I've been meaning to ask… Did you make it with the girl?
No.18658
No.18659
>>18589>pic related>>18599>>18601>>18604R34 of Clem really doesn't bother me. It's like I said before, if it's not an official TTG piece, my mind cannot and will not associate it with the "real" Clementine. It's almost like the r34 model is just a clone.
>>18610I have no memory of this either, sorry.
No.18661
>>18659But a lewd clone of Clem is still her?
No.18662
>>18661I don't believe so.
No.18663
>>18662It's still her, sort of. No matter how slutty she is portrayed as. It seems a bit off when you and others talk about her that way, as if she's a separate object for your filthy purposes.
No.18664
>>18663I guess that's where we differ. To me, r34 is just fanart. Fanart is not the real deal.
No.18665
Anyone here…?
No.18666
No.18667
>>18666What do you mean? Can you talk?
No.18668
>>18667I'm about to go to bed.
Sorry, anon.
No.18669
>>18668Oh, okay. Sleep well.
No.18670
>>18665I'm here.
So, how about that Borderlands? No.18671
>>18670I've been thinking to play that tomorrow, anon. Just downloading the second episode of the Game of Thrones for today.
No.18672
>>18671I hope you'll like it. It wasn't as long as the first episode, but I thought it was fun. The bad guys completely stole the show.
No.18673
I fucking love Handsome Jack.
What'd you guys think of the episode? No spoilers, but I thought it was amazing. Worth the wait IMO
No.18674
>>18673I loved it. The fact that it was
obviously re-written raised a red flag, but so far so good. Jack and
Vasquez were especially entertaining. My only real complaint is the length, I was enjoying it so much that I was kind of pissed off when it was over. Fiona is still the weakest link IMO.
No.18675
>>18673Rhys continues to be best boy.
I really liked this episode, and that ending man, holy shit.
No.18676
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>>18673Just finished the episode and holyshit, it was even better than the first one.
No.18677
>>18676Identical choices with Rhys.
Surprised me and you are in the vast minority, especially for the first and second choice. The last one was a given though.
No.18679
Hello /ttgg/.
>>18639>Ooh, neat. Can you post it?Are you 100% sure you want me to do this? It's a picture I have saved
specifically to derail threads, and is bound to rile people up.
>>18642>you said you're with family>You deserve a break anywayWhat better way to relax than to watch movies with y'all? I can probably stream JP3 tonight actually, but I don't know specifically when. It's probably going to be later than usual.
>>18659>my mind cannot and will not associate it with the "real" ClementineSee, I can't do that. I wish I could.
>>18673>>18674>>18676So episode 2 is pretty good? That's great to hear!
No.18680
>>18675>tfw Vaughn will never be prankableWhy go on living?
>>18677I went full beta and trusted Fiona. While Jack is the best character, and she's the worst, and while his plan sounded better than… whatever the fuck she did, letting Jack in Rhys's brain sounded like bad news. No.18682
>>18680I'm a little worried letting Jack take over might end up in Vaughn and Sasha accidentally dying in the crossfire.Then again, knowing TTG if two characters can die/are determinant then they're definitely out of the picture at some point anyway. Plus letting Jack take over gives us a pretty badass line and end scene. Post last edited at
No.18683
>>18682I really suck at coding. My bad.
No.18684
>>18683Just use double asterisks for spoilers. Note that spoilers can't span multiple lines.
No.18685
>>18684 Yeah. Forgot about the multiple lines thing. No.18686
>>18685The board owner should be here soon, he can probably fix it for you.
No.18687
>>18686I see what you mean now.
It does look like some of what they wanted in Episode 2 is appearing in Episode 3. I really loved Episode 2 but I agree with you, need to be a little cautious. Rewrites aren't necessarily a bad thing, but not necessarily good either. No.18688
>>18687Wrong thread. Jeez, I'm on a bad run today
No.18690
>>18688It happens to all of us.
Deleting posts is something you can do yourself if you want.
No.18691
>>18673>>18675>>18676Holy shit, I really can't wait to play this episode tomorrow, really glad I bought the season pass now.
>>18679>It's a picture I have saved specifically to derail threads, and is bound to rile people up.Show it to me privately and I'll tell you if it's okay.
>>18686I'm here finally. I'll try not to get myself spoiled while fixing his spoilers.
No.18692
>>18687>>18680>>18676>>18675>>18674 Anyway, how'd you anons feel about Vaughn? I chose to forgive him and bro-out with him, but I was still wary. The last scene with him more-or-less telling Vasquez to fuck off renewed my trust though. No.18693
>>18692I forgave him too. Might as well, right? That doesn't mean I'm going to share more secrets with him anytime soon.I still like the guy, but I do regret opening up about Jack to him. I will definitely watch what I'm saying around him in the future. No.18694
>>18692 Yeah I forgave him, Vaughn is bro, bro. No.18695
Good night anons.
No.18696
No.18697
>>18693 I was a little worried about that too, but my logic was pretty much "If Handsome Jack's on our side, nothing short of a group of Vault Hunters can really fuck with us". Seems like Hyperion's already after us anyway, and whether or not Vaughn truly meant to betray us or not, it wouldn't really matter since Vasquez made it clear he's killing Vaughn too. That's my logic at least. No.18698
Screw it, I'm buying TftB. Got nothing else to spend my money on anyways.
>>18695Good night anon.
No.18699
>>18698That's the spirit!
No.18700
>>18699And now we wait. As much as I love rural Texas, this internet speed is a deal-breaker.
At least TT's games are relatively small size-wise. Not like those 30 gig monstrosities we've been seeing recently.
No.18701
>Shel will never be romanceable
Why go on living?
No.18702
Happy St. Patrick's day, by the way.
I want DJ to draw Clem with yet another hat, this time with a shamrock on it
No.18703
>>18695I couldn't sleep. I drank some. I'm playing through GoT. I love Talia.
No.18704
>>18703>I couldn't sleep.Aw, that's too bad.
Is this your first time playing GoT?
No.18705
>>18704I said some posts back I'm getting the second one, anon. It's hard to think.
No.18706
For TFTBL, is the "next time" the same no matter who you trusted at the end?
I feel like who you trusted will determine which friend bites the dust
No.18707
>>18705It's hard to think for me, sorry.
No.18708
No.18709
>>18708I think it was the one from the store. If i remember right…
No.18710
>>18706Oh god no.
Even then we all know both are gonna die. Telltale never keeps determinant characters around forever. No.18711
>>18710Please don't say that, friend.
They're both too sweet to perish No.18712
Hey I haven't played it yet, is it good? Gonna play when I get home.
More importantly, are any ships expanded upon/given more fuel?
No.18713
>>18712It was definitely shorter than the first episode, but I still personally really enjoyed it.
There's a scene where Rhys is sitting, and Sasha is standing behind him and has her hand on his shoulder. If that counts. No.18714
>>18713>Shorter>after 3 monthsyou have got to be shitting me
>Sasha Rhys fuelWell that's one thing to look forward…but shorter, god damn.
No.18715
>>18712If you choose to say that August really had feelings for Sasha, Rhys will say something along the lines of "I can see why" and Fiona gets a bit buttbothered about it.>>1871490 minutes. But it was sill good. It's clear that they changed episode 2 a lot. Only a few things from the preview actually happen.
No.18716
>>18715>90 minutesFuck now I'm too mad to continue working. FUCKING CHRIST.
No.18717
>>18716At least it's good 90 minutes, unlike some TWD S2 and TWAU episodes. Sorry.
No.18718
>>18717I just wish Telltale would take accountability for their bullshit. 3 months late and 30 minutes too short. Just out of curiosity, I wonder what the length of the most recently released GoT episode is.
No.18719
>>18594>>18598No idea. I went to his blog and twitter. Seems like every thing is gone
No.18720
>>18634>>18635I just need a teen Clem concept art already.
No.18721
>>18715>>18713I still can't tell if that was
sisterly affection/protection or jealousy on Fiona's part. In fact, most of Fiona's squabbles with Rhys seem to be tsundere-ish flirting. No.18722
>>18721>jealousyBut wouldn't that be weird if she was into rhys? that would be like you being into yourself since the player controls both of them.
No.18723
>>18722"Selfcest" is a thing.
No.18724
>>18723>>18722 There's TONS weirder shit on the internet than selfcest. No.18725
>>18709I don't know, there has been a couple from the store, but if I had to guess the one you are talking about is probably a no
No.18726
>>18725The one I'm talking about is about what you told us about so many months ago, not here. How you loved her and so on.
No.18727
>>18726I honestly don't remember talking about loving anyone on here besides Clem and other anons. You sure it was me?
No.18728
>>18727Maybe i'm just imagining things. anon said when he left for work to the store and girl was from one too. i don't know.
Talias voice is pretty.
No.18729
>>18728I work at a store, and I used to always post from it so I guess it could have been me. I still don't remember specifically stating I loved anyone from the store though. Maybe I should start posting from it again.
No.18730
>>18729I think it had a picture of a Clem cosplayer with her blue jacket on. It's sort of odd how I remember such petty things.
No.18731
>>18730Yeah then it was somebody else I think. I know I haven't posted any cosplay pics before.
No.18732
>>18730Kek, I know what post you're talking about now. I don't think it was OPanon who posted that.
No.18733
>>18731Oh, okay anon. I wished it was you.
>>18732Okay, I think it was deleted prety hastily too.
I'm so tired. Good night anons. I love you.
No.18734
>>18733Love you, sleep tight
No.18735
>>18730This one?
>>18733Good night anon. We love you too.
No.18736
>>18733Good night anon, I love you too.
>>18735Yup, that's the one.
No.18737
>>18735That was it. She's so pretty
No.18738
>>18735It always surprises me to see how good the comic cosplayers turn out. I didn't think those lines would work well in person.
No.18739
>>18735>Face scarexcellent cosplay 10/10
No.18740
Just wanna let y'all know that I plan on streaming Jurassic Park III at midnight EST, so in a little less than 2 hours. I'm not entirely sure how well it'll work since I'm gonna be trying out a new streaming method, but from what I've tested so far it should work.
Until then, I'm gonna be a little busy.
No.18741
>>18740Hopefully the stream will be okay. Can't wait until tomorrow when I'll finally be able to play Borderlands and discuss it with you guys.
No.18742
>>18741Yeah, same here. I'll have to replay episode 1 because I forgot to transfer my saves, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing.
No.18743
Jurassic Park III in 15 minutes!
Come enjoy this (apparently) terrible movie!
http://doku.us/ttgg/stream.php No.18744
>>18742Yeah, and who knows, you might enjoy episode 2 even more since you'll have played episode 1 again immediately before.
No.18745
>>18702If I have time tonight, I certainly will.
No.18746
>>18744>>18745I'm actually planning on replaying Episode 2 prior to Episode 3. It was great fun and I wouldn't mind going through it again.
No.18747
>>18745That'd be awesome!
No.18748
Good morning anons. I slept too little, ow.
No.18749
>>18748Good morning anon. Sorry to hear you didn't sleep too well.
You're welcome to join us
>>18743 No.18750
No.18751
>>18749It's my fault, I stayed up here for you. I'd love to join you but I'm leaving pretty soon.
No.18752
>>18747It might have to wait until I get home. It's pretty busy tonight.
But if I do it at home, at least it will be on the tablet and colored.
No.18753
>>18752No worries DJ. I didn't even think you'd want to do it.
No.18754
>>18751>>18748 What if Clem slept bad and needed a massage No.18756
>>18755What's wrong with a nice massage, anon?
No.18757
>>18756I-i don't know, I associate it as an intimate thing…
No.18758
>>18757It isn't.
Unless you use massage oil. No.18759
>>18758D-don't…
Anyway, as if I'd know anything about these kind of things.
No.18760
Not that bad of a movie, surprisingly.
Thanks for watching!
No.18761
>>18760Thanks for streaming it!
No.18762
>>18760Thanks for streaming, as ridiculous as it was, it was actually better than the second movie.
No.18763
>>18759>you will never give a cramped-up Clem a nice backrub>you will never finally hit the spot that's bothering her and hear a soft little crack>a now-limber Clem will never let out a sigh of relief and thank you>>18761>>18762Nice.
Next up for streaming are detective movies. As I said, I've got Dirty Harry. Any other suggestions would be great.
No.18764
>>18763To be honest, I don't really know that many detective movies. I suppose any Sherlock Holmes movie would be good. Do Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Murder by Death, and Clue count? I know they're comedies more than anything, but they are murder mysteries.
No.18765
>>18763I know a lot of really good foreign suspense thrillers, but I wouldn't call them detective films.
No.18766
>>18765Despite the fact that they all involve detectives trying to solve killings. Like I said they are more suspense thrillers cause in the films you know who is responsible the whole time.
No.18767
>>18764Don't see why those wouldn't count. Plus, the Sam & Max games are fairly comedic too, so it would be a good fit.
>>18765>>18766Care to name a few? Even if I don't end up streaming them, I'd like to watch them myself.
No.18768
>>18767>Don't see why those wouldn't count.To be honest, I was just looking for an excuse to watch some of my favorite movies with you guys. Every movie we've seen so far except for one has been a movie I've never seen before.
No.18769
I can't believe this wasn't posted already
No.18770
>>18769I totally would have if I had ever seen it before.
Saved.
No.18771
>>18769Fuck, today would've been the perfect day to post it.
No.18772
>>18769The extreme paleness certainly would suit some from Ireland.
Currently busy playing the new Borderlands episode, so I might be gone for a bit.
No.18773
The Chaser: A cash-strapped pimp and former police detective draws upon the skills of his old job to track down his missing stable of prostitutes. This one is the closest to a detective film, and one of my all time favs.
Full Movie HD on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJRifTWZiw0Man from Nowhere: A quiet pawnshop keeper with a violent past takes on a drug- and organ trafficking ring in hope of saving the child who is his only friend.
Full Movie Hd youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHO_-Xk4EiQHonestly I could name a lot more if you ever planned on streaming foriegn films. The two above are both Korean films.
No.18774
No.18775
>>18770It was just one of several stupid Clem recolors I did a while ago
No.18776
>>18775How many did you make? I don't know if I have them all.
No.18777
>>18776I think just one other besides the three already posted, where Clem is blonde and has a pink hat.
Maybe more, I'm not sure.
No.18778
>>18773>>18774Cool, thanks. I streamed a Spanish movie once and people seemed to enjoy it, so these aren't outside the realm of possibility.
>>18775I'm assuming you didn't do this one though, right? It looks more like an actual mod.
No.18779
>>18778Nope. Didn't do that one.
No.18780
>>18778Also:
>implying Clem hates dogs No.18781
>>18778I found that on the TWD modding forum. It may be an actual texture mod.
No.18782
>>18781>hispanic Clem.jpgActually, my intention for that coloration was an all-American (red, white, and blue shirt), blonde, white-yet-tanned girl whose accessories are all pink
So maybe "Californian Clem" would fit.
No.18783
>>18780To be fair, she did have a pretty bad experience with a dog. I could understand if she was hesitant around them for a while.
>>18781>hispanic Clem.jpgThat's a misnamed file if I've ever seen one.
No.18784
>>18778After watching some parts of the film on youtube, the translations for them aren't that great. Serviceable, but not that great. Especially for Man from Nowhere. Heads up.
No.18785
I finished the Borderlands episode, what results did you guys get?
>pic related
No.18786
>>18782Did you make this one too?
No.18787
>>18784The place where I get my movies usually has very good subs, so I wouldn't worry about that.
>>18785I'll tell you tomorrow as soon as I download and play it!
No.18788
>>18781Really, to make hispanic Clem, I wouldn't have to change much
>>18786Oh yeah. I forgot about that one…
No.18789
>>18785Here are, I posted them yesterday.
>Not trusting handsome Jack>>18676 No.18790
>>18789I did trust Jack, it just seems since you played it a fuckload of others did too and didn't trust him, completely reversing the percentage.
No.18791
>>18790Holy shit I'm horrible at this, I just looked at the percents and assumed you trusted Fiona.
No.18792
>>18791Not sure why anyone would trust her, though. Her plan seemed to revolve around blowing us up with a grenade.
No.18793
>>18788Great, now I'm imagining Clem talking with a thick Mexican accent.
>Chu should probably theenk about being nicer to me>>18789>>18790>>18791>>18792Spoiler tags, please! No.18794
>>18793Ah shit, sorry. I forgot some people hadn't played it yet.
No.18795
>>18792 Yeah, Can't say trusting Jack was an easy choice but it definitely was the better one. >>18793Sorry!
No.18796
>>18795How much did the Maliwan brand caravan cost you? My Jacobs one costed 1000. I was 40 off of getting the special one No.18797
I'm going to go to sleep. Its been fun being active again, hopefully I can keep it up. Love you guys, g'nite
No.18798
>>18787>recompiling ffmpeg with subtitle support so I can stream with subs>this happensAt least the slight chuckle it gave me will take away some of the pain of debugging this.
>>18797ilu2. Good night.
No.18799
>>18796 Honestly I can't remember, I picked the most expensive one cause I managed to get Scooter pay me extra 1000 for the sponsorship and I felt bad for him after. No.18800
>>18799I did exactly the same, but I picked Jakobs because they're my favourite weapon manufacturer in the games. I really wish I had nicked more money earlier on so I could've gotten the Scooter Special. No.18801
>>18800I love Hyperion weapons in game, mainly because of their shotguns they are so gud.
No.18802
>>18801Hyperion is pretty good, but I generally liked Jakobs better
just realized they spell it with a k, not a c because they are generally quite accurate and deal a good amount of damage without wasting ammo like most fully automatic guns.
No.18803
fiona a qt or fiona a qt
No.18804
>>18763I wish that so
hard… No.18805
>>18803Fiona's pretty cute.
I'd put my 2-ball in her middle pocket if ya know what I mean.
No.18806
>>18788>Clem wearing lipstickI'm not sure how to feel about this…
Looks nice otherwise.
>>18797Good night anon, I love you too.
>>18798Check my subs.
No.18807
>>18803I don't play the game, but from that picture, she looks like a meth addict.
>>18804>pic related>>18806>Clem wearing lipstick>I'm not sure how to feel about this…She also has eye shadow and tweezed eyebrows, hence the file name "Chola Clem"
No.18808
>>18806I've got a bigger issue with her drawn-on eyebrows.
Never understood why girls would ever do that.
No.18809
>>18807Don't forget the mascara-laden eyelashes
>tfw I have really long eyelashes No.18810
>>18807I've been thinking why do you even edit her like "that." I'm curious.
No.18812
>>18811>so far 4 anons secretly thirstI knew you guys were thirsty sons of bitches.
No.18813
>>18812I should probably feel bad for being the only one to vote #5
No.18814
>>18812Don't look at me, man.
No.18815
>>18811Oh, okay. I'm surprised as I thought you loved her, I guess not. Nobody does, really. It's just a joke.
No.18816
>>18813Supposing you're actually telling the truth, why do you do that?
No.18817
>>18816I don't want others to end up the same.
No.18818
>>18815>doubting anons' love for ClemOver the line.
No.18819
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No.18820
>>18817There's nothing wrong with it.
She's not real.
No.18821
>>18818>>18819I find myself questioning if it's some silly fucking joke that people like to pretend every single day. I don't know anymore…. Am I so delusional, so naive?
No.18822
>oh sweet a new episode of a telltale game came out, time to discuss it on /ttg-
Oh.
No.18823
>>18822We discussed it briefly, but not everyone has played it yet.
No.18824
>>18820Technically I only used to campaign against it, now I just don't care too much.
No.18825
>>18821Just know that playing TWD has multiplied my desire to have children more than tenfold.
Know that if given the choice, I'd rather have a daughter.
If I had a daughter, I'd love nothing more that to have her be like Clementine.
I would love her unconditionally and spoil her with everything she could ever want.
Take that for what it is.
No.18826
Well, time for me to go.
I'll try to draw that pic when I get home.
Thanks for letting me have some fun, anons.
No.18827
No.18828
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No.18829
>>18820I don't understand people who thirst after her, I mean I never found her sexually attractive, she was always more like a daughter to me.
No.18830
>>18828That would've worked better spoilered, like when it was originally posted.
>>18827Maybe not enough people care about Borderlands.
No.18831
>>18821I can assure you, it's no joke.
Two nights ago, I had a lucid dream about Clem. For a couple of minutes, I was able to talk and interact with her as if she existed in real life. The short amount of time I was able to spend with her was probably one of the happiest moments of my life, and I'm dying to repeat it. If that's not love, I don't know what is.
>>18826I'll probably be asleep if you post it tonight, so thanks in advance.
>>18823My download just finished, so hopefully I'll be able to rectify that tomorrow.
But for now, I'm gonna head to bed. Good night /ttgg/.
No.18832
>>18830yeah…I meant to spoiler it but forgot
No.18834
>>18832It doesn't really matter, we already saw it once and we'd probably recognize the filename anyway.
No.18835
Has anyone else played the new Borderlands episode? I've already talked to one of you that has, and there's that guy who's gonna play it tomorrow… but is there anyone else?
No.18836
>>18835I'm going to play it today, anon. Though I'll pirate it.
No.18837
>>18836>pirate>not supporting devsk
No.18838
>>18837I can't say I blame him. Telltale lies often and TWD S2 and TWAU have been really lacking. I pretty much feel guilty for giving them money at this point.
Pirating the episodes until the season is done seems like a smart way to go. If you like and support what they did, buy the whole thing, if you don't, don't.
No.18839
>>18807>She also has eye shadow and tweezed eyebrowsOh god, what the fuck.
>>18812I don't thirst, and I used to be completely against it, but NFA's insufferable faggotry caused me to develop a tolerance for it. Now I don't care if people thirst as long as no rule 34 is posted.
>>18815>thinking our love for Clementine is a jokeMaybe if you're a normalfag. I can assure you that my love for Clem is real, and my desire to become a father has greatly increased because of her.
>>18821If you're trying to convince yourself that it's a joke because you're embarrassed that you love her, you don't have to, there's nothing wrong with it.
>>18822Yeah, sorry about that. Kinda funny how this place operates. Don't worry, more people will have played the episode by tomorrow (later today actually) and more discussion about it will come up.
>>18826See you later DJ, good luck if you decide to draw it.
>>18831Good night anon.
>>18835I'll play it later today since it comes out for Xbox players today. I tried to download it earlier, but I couldn't for some reason even though it's supposedly available by now.
Damn, we need a new thread already. Guess I'll start working on that.
No.18840
>>18822So, how about those opening credits? That song was sweet.
No.18841
Anybody got a version of this that says "download now" or "play now" rather than "coming soon"?
No.18842
No.18844