No.19522[Last 50 Posts]
Sword in the Darkness Edition
Game of Thrones episode 3 has been released, spoilers will be in this thread!
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>>19197Previously on Telltale Games General…
>OP questions answered>A slow night>Anons discuss how they feel about TWD S3>SFManon & DJ discuss making OC>DJ finishes St. Pattys Day Clem 5 days late>Lewd TWAU shit>Anons watch and discuss the new episode of TWD TV show>Anons post mod progress>Anons discuss if Clementine would like them>Anons discuss the legality of 3D loli>Trailer for the new GOT episode is released, some GOT discussion comes up>Anons discuss Clementine's potential season 3 design>Anons discuss if Clem's hat would still fit her as an adult>More mod screenshots posted>Clementine wants you to check her dubs>Anons discuss how many Clem pics they have on their phones>Game of Thrones episode 3 released>Anons continue to prove their love for ClementineThings to discuss… New questions are marked by an asterisk
>Do you play GOT? Why or why not?*>Do you think TTG will release episodes faster like it did for this GOT episode?*>Is releasing episodes faster a good thing?*>What is your preferred playstyle in a TellTale game? Self-insert? Silent? Edgy asshole?*Thread Theme Question…
>Post your choices for GOT Ep3 and why you made themPolls… Also post polls for questions you want to see
>http://strawpoll.me/2980727 What future game are you most excited for?>http://strawpoll.me/2674302 I am a…>http://strawpoll.me/2674292 Worst group>http://strawpoll.me/2729726 /ttgg/ age>http://strawpoll.me/2735107 (With Lee) http://strawpoll.me/2735116 (Without Lee) Who do you miss the most?>http://strawpoll.me/3005015 Do you like Clementine's shirt or jacket more?IRC:
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>Channel#ttgg
RP:
>http://rpol.net/game.cgi?gi=61078&date=1409037977Steam group:
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/telltalegamesgeneral No.19524
>>19522I'm worried about episodes being released faster. Legitimately worried.
They did it with TWAU near the end and that game went down as one of TTG's brightest projects at the start, then worst half-assed attempts by the end.
No.19525
>faggots on /v/ complaining about lesbians in TFTB
No.19526
>>19521Seeing as halfchan was gone for a while, they probably came here, didn't like it and have finally gotten the chance to whinge about pedophiles again.
>>19525Really? Wow. I keep forgetting how much of a shithole /v/ is.
No.19527
>>19525>>19526The leskiss was kinda forced.
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No.19529
>>19525What lesbians? I swear to god, if it's that Janey springs chick I'm gonna get mad.
No.19530
>>19529Well, she is a lesbian. She spends the entire intro of The Presequel forcing the concept down your throat.
No.19531
>>19530Yeah that's exactly why it angers me. It's not subtle at all. And if that bullshit spilled over into TFTBL, then fuck Telltale.
No.19532
>>19531She was damn annoying in the Pre-sequel with her over the top Australian accent. I don't even understand her character much, and I have no clue why she looks like a non-loli version of Tiny Tina.
No.19533
>>19532Yeah she sucks, but who did she kiss? I chose the path that doesn't have her.
No.19534
>>19533No clue, I never got that scene.
No.19535
>>19529>>19530>>19531>>19532>>19533Blame Anthony Burch. Luckily he's not involved in TftB.
It's annoying they shoehorned her in, but they had to do it for her (dumb) fans I guess. It's avoidable and only comes up if you take the "selfish" choice too, so it's all good.
No.19536
>>19531>>19533If you had Rhys and Vaughn go to Old Haven, Fiona and Sasha meet Janey, and it's revealed that
she and Athena are lovers. Others will disagree with me, but I didn't think their relationship was really forced down our throats or anything. Mostly they talk about whether or not if it was
Athena chasing you. Hell if you say she was chasing you from the get go, their relationship isn't brought up at all.
No.19537
Just finished playing GoT Ep1. I didn't think it was too bad. And I haven't even read the books or watched the show.
No.19538
>>19537Amazing. Well, episode 2 is better, so you should enjoy it.
No.19539
It's been fun chatting with you guys, but I need to go to bed. Goodnight, anons.
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No.19542
>>19537Uploading finished quite a while ago, but youtube is taking 5ever to process the video.
Suppose I'll eat in the meantime.
No.19543
>>19542The cashier recognized my hat!
Looks like the GoT video's gonna be a while.
No.19544
>>19543I was about to ask, is this episode worth waiting for? I don't care about the characters and I don't know if I should even bother if I'm just playing GoT for the sake of having something to do.
No.19545
>>19544I'm only uploading episode 1, if that's what you're referring to.
I don't know anything about the GoT universe, but I thought the game was pretty entertaining. Then again, I really like political dramas.
If you're referring to episode 3, I can't help you there.
No.19546
>>19545Can you post a webm of the intro? Say what you want about the game, I really like the intro.
No.19547
>>19545I did mean episode 3, sorry for not being more clear.
No.19548
>>19547I'll watch a playthrough and tell you myself. So far I like the beginning of it more than the beginning of the first two episodes.
No.19549
>>19546Get out of my head! I was right in the middle of doing that. I really liked the intro, too.
No.19551
>>19550Fuckin' saved! Thank you based anon!
No.19552
>>19551I aim to please.
>72 minutes remaining for processingDoes youtube literally have someone watching my video or something? Jeez.
No.19553
>>19552How long is the video? Is it just a part of the episode or is it a playthrough of the whole episode?
No.19554
>>19553It's the entire 2 hour episode.
I've uploaded longer videos that processed faster than this, though.
No.19555
>>19554Ah ok, that explains why it's taking so long. It has more to do with the video file size than the length of the video I think.
No.19556
>>19555That would make sense I guess.
nice trips No.19557
I'm watching a playthrough of GOT episode 3 right now and I'm just realizing that the artstyle of the game is meant to resemble that of a watercolor painting.
No.19558
>>19557Looks more like an oil or acrylic painting to me.
It's a nice change of pace from their usual comic book outlined style, at least. But in a lot of places it just made things look blurry.
No.19559
>>19558Yeah, you're right. I'm just not savvy on my art terms so I didn't know what to call it.
No.19560
>>19558Looks more like shit smeared on a bathroom stall to me.
No.19561
>>19560You must have a pretty nice bathroom then.
No.19562
Morning anons. I couldn't sleep the past two hours and it's really tiring.
No.19563
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>processing stops at 95% for an hourWhat is this, Windows 98?
Whatever, it's done processing. Should show up in 1080p eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCRkdZemn4A>>19562Good morning anon. Sorry to hear that.
No.19564
>>19562Are you perchance the anon that was porting a l4d map, by the way?
No.19565
Just finished watching the playthrough. I gotta say, I'm starting to like this game. It's still not worth a purchase in my opinion, but it's getting there. One thing the game definitely gets right is making you hate the bad guys.
>>19562Good evening anon. Sorry you had trouble sleeping.
No.19566
>>19565I get what you're saying. GoT is a tough sell for me too, but if Ep2 and 3 are as good as people here are saying, I might pick it up.
>One thing the game definitely gets right is making you hate the bad guys.That, and the fact that GoT is also the
definition of "muh family". Kenny would be proud.
No.19567
>>19566Episodes 2 and 3 are much better. I like Asher's parts, and episode 3 even has a puzzle.
No.19568
It's a bit dishearting to be a one to never contribute to anything here. I just drink and tell people good night, only thing I'm good for.
>>19564Well, yes. I tried.
No.19569
>>19568I don't blame you anon. It must suck being awake when most of us are asleep.
>Well, yes. I tried.What exactly did you have trouble with? I can help you port it, although I can never get the lighting to work too well. Thankfully SFM has dynamic lighting.
No.19570
>>19569I've never done this thing before, I think I just decompiled the map with L4D Hammer editor because SFM one crashes. And SFM doesn't load any map anymore so I don't know if it works.
No.19571
>>19568You have the power to change that anon, you just need to take some initiative. Trying to convert a map for use in SFM is a good step. In any event simply talking with us is good enough, you don't need to make OC to be considered a contributor. Although we always do look forward to new OC being made.
No.19572
>>19570>I just decompiled the map with L4D HammerHuh?
Lemme just outline the steps I took to get No Mercy working in
>>19279Decompile the L4D map using BSPSource
http://ata4.info/bspsrc/Load it in SFM hammer
Check for problems with Alt+P and fix as necessary
Compile map
That should really be it. I ran into a couple of problems when compiling, though. This fixed it:
https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/VRAD_HDR_Crash_FixAnother little problem I had was an invalid model. It gave me some error message during compilation but provided the model name.
You can use the Entity Report to find the offending entity filtering by key/value as "model = <bad model name here>"
I just realized that this entire process is pretty complex. Even I had trouble porting maps, and I've been mapping for years, so don't feel bad if it takes some doing.
No.19573
>>19572I should mention that you probably won't need to use that first fix. Apparently the vrad issue was addressed in an update.
No.19574
>>19563Thanks namefag. I'll be sure to watch it when I have the time.
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No.19576
>>19572>>19573Sorry, I explained it wrong. I did use BSPsource but SFM hammer would crash loading the file. SFM doesn't even load any map. I might have to reinstall the whole thing.
Thanks, anon. I'm not able to do it now as I'm posting from my phone.
>>19571I'm trying to fix myself, anon. I really am.
No.19577
>>19576>SFM hammer would crash loading the fileOh, that sucks. Have you tried launching it manually instead of from the SDK launcher?
It's located in SourceFilmmaker\game\bin\hammer.exe
I remember I had to do that for CS:GO once.
No.19578
>>19577And yes, I realize that you aren't having trouble opening Hammer, but rather opening map files with it. What I suggested may still work, though, since that's the same exact problem I had in CS:GO. No idea why it worked, but it did. I was able to open map files only if I ran the .exe directly and not through the SDK launcher.
No.19579
>>19576>I might have to reinstall the whole thing.Just verify the integrity of your game cache to see if you're missing anything.
>I'm trying to fix myself, anonI know you are, and I'm proud if you.
No.19580
>>19577>>19578>>19579Okay, thanks anons. I'll try it when I get home in nine hours.
No.19581
>Democracy 3>start the Clemmunist party>gain favor through excellent leadership and love of Clementine>win the election against the Beccshevik party by a huge margin>implement mandatory school prayer (to praise Clem)My objective is to make a socialist utopia where every Canadian citizen has unwavering dedication to Clem.
>>19580One more thing, make sure you have the Left 4 Dead content pack installed for SFM.
It's past my bedtime. Class and a test tomorrow, but I should return in time to stream Punisher: War Zone.
Good night /ttgg/.
No.19582
>>19581Good night anon, and good luck with the Clemmunist party.
No.19583
It's time for bed myself. Good morning /ttgg/, hopefully there'll be some GOT discussion later.
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No.19586
Sure is dead today.
Guess I'll play some Bloodborne.
No.19587
>>19586I've been busy playing vidya games, though I'm done now. Sorry.
No.19588
>>19522Back from my second day at my new job. My feet are absolutely fucking killing me.
How're you all?
No.19589
>>19588What kind of job is it, anon?
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No.19591
>>19590I've found it sort of fun. It might be boring for sure, but at least it's something common to me.
No.19592
>>19590Is the pay livable?
No.19593
>We will never get a TWAU season 2
No.19594
>>19586And where were you last night? Huh?
No.19595
>>19593We might actually, I think they teased it on Twitter or something.
No.19596
So how did Tom survive getting attacked by the guard if you left him?
No.19597
>>19596By murdering the shit out of the guy who attacked him.
Street urchins are tough.
No.19598
>>19597Tough enough to kill an armored guard? Without a weapon? I find that hard to believe.
No.19599
>>19596He got lucky… Real lucky
:^) No.19600
>>19599Now there's an explanation that makes sense.
No.19601
>>19594Wait, he wasn't? I could've sworn he was.
No.19602
Episode 3 is the best Game of Thrones has to offer so far.
No.19604
>>19594Working.
Working again tonight.
No.19605
>>19604I'd say have fun but I doubt that's the case.
Oh, looks like the halfchan thread archived.
No.19606
>>19605>Oh, looks like the halfchan thread archived.Was it because of their failure to praise Clementine?
No.19607
>>19605>halfchan thread archived alreadyMaximum overkek!
No.19608
>>19606>>19607This is what happened last time it got flooded with GoT fags. It gets a burst of activity and then fucking flatlines.
No.19609
I'm surprised Shelanon didn't show up there.
No.19610
>>19609I think it's safe to say that nobody who actually matters posts there.
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No.19612
>implying we wouldn't be ded a thousand times over if these threads were on 4chan
It's getting pretty slow here lately.
No.19613
>>19612That's why we're not on halfchan. Halfchan sucks ass, here we can be dead for a couple days without the board being deleted.
No.19614
>>19613Actually, boards don't get deleted anymore. The worst that can happen is that I lose access to the board if I don't log in for two weeks, or there are no posts for a week.
No.19615
>>19614Fuckin' sweet. Based hotwheels further proving 4+4 is vastly superior to halfchan.
>>19606I wonder why the GOT fags keep abandoning the halfchan thread so quickly, normally the book/show fans are extremely patient.
Maybe they just don't like a cute daughteru/
loli main character to care about like we TWD fans do.
No.19616
>>19615Well depressionanon (I think it's depressionanon) is fond of Talia. Halfchan posters have a daughter type character to care about, they just don't.
No.19617
>>19616That's what I meant. They have ones available, but they just don't seem to care.
Maybe when the SFM "artists" catch up and produce some "content" of her, they might start caring.
No.19618
I guess I'm gonna go to bed. I'll see you anons in the morning, good night.
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No.19620
So what sexual themes were in episode 3? Because unless I'm missing something, there weren't any.
No.19621
Hello /ttgg/! Back from class and an exam.
>10-point question about caching>blank out completely>move on and finish rest of exam>bummed out about that easy question>take off Clem hat and start sketching it to kill time while I try and remember>cache-control directives suddenly pop in my head>write out answer and walk out feeling like I aced itI swear, it was like divine intervention. Praise Clem.
>>19606Almost certainly. There was even that anon that warned them, but they wouldn't listen.
Heathens.
>>19617>"content"Is there even a "model" for her yet?
>>19620My friend who played it said there were none. He was pretty disappointed.
Maybe it's just some stupid casual sexual remark that's determinant, so they had to put it in the ESRB rating.
I said I'd stream Punisher: War Zone today, so expect that in about 35 minutes. Seems pretty quiet around here today, so I'm not expecting many anons, but those of you who are here are welcome to join.
No.19622
>>19617>>19621There was actually a rule 34 image of Talia posted in the halfchan thread some months ago before it died. Wasn't even deleted, nobody cared.
>>19621>35 minutesHoly shit that's fast. You got somewhere to be later anon?
No.19623
>>19622>You got somewhere to be later anon?Nah, I just said I would stream at 10EST earlier this week and I like to keep my word.
I do gotta go down to the grocery store sometime before midnight though, but that's not too important.
Might as well post the stream link now, I guess.
Punisher: War Zone in 15-20 minutes:
http://doku.us/ttgg/stream.php No.19624
>>19623This is perfect for me actually, I want to idle for TF2 items on my alt account and I want to start at midnight. So having the stream before then is perfect.
Since this movie is not the Punisher's origin story I'll explain it briefly for those who don't know. Frank Castle is an ex-Marine who decides to fight against organized crime himself after his family was killed by members of the Mafia. There's more to it than that obviously, but he's basically a vigilante who plays judge, jury and executioner to organized and street criminals.
No.19625
Cool movie. Vigilante antiheroes are the best.
>>19624>idle for TF2 itemsCan you get any more cancerous?
I still love you, man No.19626
>>19625>Can you get any more cancerous?I'm sorry. I've let you down.
No.19627
So, any ideas on an Easter Clem picture?
No.19628
>>19627Clementine in a
playboy bunny outfit.
No.19629
Morning, anons.
>>19627I can't really think of anything now. Sorry.
>>19628O-oh…
No.19630
>>19627My pet little idea was Clem looking kinda green after eating tons of Easter candy.
>>19628>playboy bunny outfitLewd…
>>19629Morning anon.
No.19631
>>19627What about clem in pink bunny pajamas?
No.19632
>>19628Would that count as Clewte, or just plain Clewd?
No.19633
>>19629Good morning anon.
No.19634
>>19631I had thought of this, but It just made me think of A Christmas Story.
No.19635
>>19632The little puffy bunny tail would certainly be Clewte, but I associate bunny girls almost exclusively with lewd.
No.19636
>>19632Clewd. Definitely Clewd.
A serious answer to your question would be S1 Clem looking for Easter eggs. No.19637
I wish I had a little Clem lookalike as my child whore…
No.19638
>>19637That's going a little bit too far, anon…
No.19641
>>19638>>19639>>19640W-what? I'd love it so much, she'd be nothing but a subhuman cumdumpster…
No.19642
>>19640DJ, please, my heart.
That's a really good cosplay, though. She even has the good Clem hat!
9/10
simply because hair isn't curly and the pigtails are too big. Also the scrunchies aren't purple>>19641I've come to accept people thirsting after Clem, but an actual kid is over the line, anon.
Seriously.
No.19643
>>19641Anon, have you been drinking again?
No.19644
>>19641Have your fun, anon, but just know that there is a line to be crossed, and you're getting awfully close to it.
No.19645
>>19644I guess it's close to it.
She's pretty little girl.
>>19643Not this time, anon..
No.19646
Am I the only one who wants to see Clementine get into a (determinant) fight with another girl her age in season 3?
No.19647
I know a guy that can do custom hydrographics.
How autistic would it be for me to get something like this done?
>>19646I can't see her getting into a fight at all, except if her life depended on it. Anything less than that, I think she would avoid a physical confrontation as much as possible. It being determinant would imply that Clementine might actually choose to escalate the situation into a fight, something I don't think she would ever really do.
Maybe if Clem were much older, but even then I dunno.
No.19648
>>19647What are the custom hydrographics for? Because judging from your pic it looks like it's for your guns.
I think a determinant fight would be possible in the form of some girl wanting to fight her, there's no talking her out of it, and your options are to defend yourself or run away.
No.19649
>>19648Yeah, it would be for my carry piece. I'm not actually serious about it, but the possibility is there. I could put Clem on any number of surfaces if I wanted to.
>some girl wanting to fight her, there's no talking her out of itI suppose that would be plausible.
>defend yourself or run awayThat's the thing, I think it would be a purely defensive fight. I'm unsure how the fight would actually be resolved without her eventually running away, or maybe pulling a gun. It's not like Clementine would beat someone into submission to "win" the fight. Well, maybe Rambo TT Clem would, but I'd rather not repeat S2's OOC moments again.
No.19650
>>19647>autisticI don't understand why liking something so much that you want to be surrounded by it is deemed "autistic". Are sports fans called autistic when they have rooms, even entire homes dedicated to and decorated with their favorite team memorabilia? No. If you have passion for something, I say do what you want. Have Clem on your gun. Wear Clem shirts. Wear Clem hats. Put up Clem posters in your room.
It's far more autistic to complain about someone liking something so much than it is to be dedicated/passionate about it.
At least, that's my opinion
No.19651
>>19649>it would be for my carry piece.Then yeah, it would be extremely autistic of you to do that. Now if you wanted to put Clem on a game controller or a console, I would be more encouraging.
I imagine a fight between Clem and another child ending with an intervention from an adult. She wouldn't think about killing them unless they were trying to kill her.
>>19650On second thought, I take back what I said. Put Clem on your guns if you want, but be prepared for potential questions people might ask you.
No.19652
>>19650Except sports is socially acceptable and normal to like. Being obsessed with a fictional girl to the point where you must surround yourself with images of her at all times is autistic as fuck and frankly quite disturbing, and I would question whether this guy is into other deviant shit or not.
No.19653
>>19652>Being obsessed with a fictional girl to the point where you must surround yourself with images of her at all times is autistic as fuckI disagree. If you love something, why not surround yourself by it? Why let the expectations of others rule your life? If you're walking down the street with a Clementine hat on, how is it any different than someone with a batman hat, or a Dallas Cowboys hat? It's not. Fuck what is "socially acceptable".
>opinions No.19654
>>19650I didn't actually mean autistic, really. Just "strange" in the eyes of other people. An image of Clem in public would probably get a few weird looks since she's clearly fictional, which is why I stick to just the hat and the letter D on stuff.
I gotta stop going to halfchan /v/, their stupid vocabulary rubbed off on me too much>>19651>>19652It's concealed at all times, nobody would see it.
Except if, god forbid, I had to shoot someone. Then it would be admitted as evidence for the ensuing (hopefully self-defense) case for a whole jury to see.Forget I brought it up.
No.19655
>>19653Exactly the mentality of people who go outside wearing a fedora and with MLP shit all over them. Sometimes you need to know when to mind what society has to say about how you look. Going outside with a custom Clem pistol is weird. Very weird.
No.19656
>>19654Yeah… Having Clem on your gun would make it really fuckin' easy to identify the shooter.
>halfchan /v/Not like fullchan /v/ is any better. "Shill" and "cuck" are pretty much buzzwords for "people I don't like".
No.19657
>>19654It really depends on if you're going to let others' opinions affect you.
I'm not obsessed with anything, really, but I'll tell you if I had a Clem hat, I would wear it and give 0 fucks.
>>19655>Sometimes you need to know when to mind what society has to say about how you lookGod forbid we have any individuality in society today.
No.19658
>>19657>if I had a Clem hat, I would wear it and give 0 fucks.>male wearing a female character's hatJust, no. Are you trying to make people cringe?
No.19659
>>19658I could care less if they cringe.
I'm not someone that is going to let other people's opinions and expectations rule how I live.
Sorry if that's so hard for you to understand, anon.
And also sorry that you have a sheep mentality.
No.19660
>>19655>wearing a fedora and with MLP shit all over themI don't think that's at all comparable to wearing a normal-looking baseball cap that most people wouldn't know is from a video game.
>>19658It's a baseball cap. It's unisex.
No.19661
>>19655Like I said, concealed.
>>19656Nah, what I was referring to with the court thing is actually a legitimate concern about "socially acceptable". Having Clem grips on a gun I shot someone with may call into question my mental stability or something. A jury might be less inclined to interpret things as self-defense with that in the picture. It's a really slim chance that it would actually happen, but this is something that could turn out
really bad for me.
I don't intend to shoot anybody without a reasonable threat against my own well-being. There wouldn't be any reason to "identify the shooter".
>>19657>It really depends on if you're going to let others' opinions affect you.I'd rather not have to explain an
actual image of Clem to some random stranger. The hat is neat because someone who recognizes it actually knows the context.
>>19658The two people who recognized my hat so far didn't seem to care.
No.19662
>>19661I'm not trying to convince you to put Clem on your gun, I'm just saying if you want to, do it because
you want to.
Honestly, if I saw a guy or girl with a Clem hat walking down the street, I'd fucking high-five them.
No.19663
>>19659>I could care less if they cringe>could care lessI know this is trivial, but that phrase really bothers me.
The syntax of it implies that you do care a little bit, even though saying that phrase means you don't.
No.19664
If I saw any of you outside wearing a Clem hat, I would personally cringe. It's like this student I saw wearing the assassin's creed hoodie, or this other one I saw wearing the N7 mass effect sweatshirt. Like come the fuck on people, this isn't subtle at all. Not even the Clem hat.
Wearing video game shit in public is just autistic.
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No.19666
>>19664Well, that's your problem, I guess.
No.19667
>>19663Then I'll be
frank:
I don't care at all if someone is bothered by what I wear just because they think it's "weird".
No.19668
>>19664>Wearing video game shit in public is just autisticI'm sorry that you're so assblasted by people showing off their affection to what they like. I'm sure there's something you are very fond of but would feel too embarrassed to wear something in public associated with it because you fear you'll make someone cringe. I hope you get over it someday, anon, and wear what you want.
>>19666Checked.
No.19669
Am I weird for being able to agree with both sides of this argument?
No.19670
>>19636I like this idea.
I assume S2 (11 year old) Clem would think she's too old to hunt eggs, so S1 (8 year old) Clem would work better, but should I also draw something with S2 Clem? If so, what?
>>19669No, I think I get it…
No.19671
>>19670Maybe an anon's hand giving her a basket, while she scrunches at it?
No.19672
>>19667Thank you for rephrasing.
The English language is pretty stupid sometimes. I can't believe "y'all" is the only one-word 2nd person pronoun, and it isn't even commonly used.
What am I gonna say? "You guys"? C'mon, that just sounds dumb.
>>19669Nah. People are always gonna judge each other no matter what, so it's reasonable to be concerned about your appearance. But it's also reasonable to care about your individual expression.
>>19670>If so, what?Like I said, Clem gorging on chocolate.
She may be too old to hunt eggs, but damned if you can't find an 11 year old that won't scarf down loads of chocolate given the opportunity, even if was a guilty pleasure. Everybody knows girls love chocolate.
You could also go for a "caught in the act" angle, like this.
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>>19671I like this idea. It could look similar like this.
No.19676
>>19675
Oops.
Hey SFManon, or any anon who's tinkered with it, Is there a way to pose Clem in the model viewer, or is she stuck in the T-pose?
No.19677
>>19676You can't pose her, unfortunately. You can only play animations. The Croix model only has a rigging test animation which is pretty disturbing. The other model rips meant for L4D may have the L4D animations for running, shooting, etc.
You could look into XNALara models for her; that's a pretty lightweight program that supports posing. But I don't know if they have facial animation support.
No.19678
>>19677>XNALaraOh, yeah. I forgot about that. I used to use that before my computer shit the bed.
I'll just have to search for her model again.
No.19679
>>19677>But I don't know if they have facial animation supportYeah, that's what I didn't like about it, though I only pose her as a reference for my drawings and her face isn't too difficult to just visualize and draw different emotions.
No.19680
>>19679Speaking of facial animation, I found out how to lip-sync Clem with me talking through the microphone. It looked really strange, to say the least.
One more thing I wanted to ask you, DJ. Is the second little nozzle thing on a saline IV bag meant for injections? Would that be a place where nurse-Clem might possibly need to inject something?
No.19681
>>19680I'm not sure what you mean, but maybe this will be helpful.
No.19682
>>19681>Injection PortPerfect. The syringe model I have is pretty big, and I think it would look a little ridiculous if Clem was gonna inject you directly with 50mL of anything. I figure dilution of that into a saline IV instead would probably make sense.
No.19683
>>19682Yeah, sorry. The word "nozzle" threw me off.
No.19684
>>19683I mean the nozzle thing on the left.
Looking a little closer, it seems to be labeled "Med" with an arrow pointing in, so that confirms my suspicions.
No.19685
>>19684Just curious, is your picture going to have Clem wearing a face mask?
No.19686
>>19685Of course! Noone will care who she is unless she's wearing a mask.
No.19687
>>19685Why would I want to cover up this beautiful face?
No.19688
>>19686Well, I was hoping she wasn't wearing one to cover up those adorable cheeks.
>>19687I don't want you to.
No.19689
>>19686Oh, goddammit…I just realized it was another fucking banepost…
No.19690
Just found this in my chat history with a friend. Have a shitty shoop.
No.19691
No.19692
>64 posts since I got on
It's been fun, anons, but the busy time's a-comin'.
Thanks for keeping me entertained at work.
Hope to get started on a Clem pic when I get home today and hope to see some of you still awake then. I swear everyone goes to sleep right before I get on at home.
But those of you that do go to sleep, goodnight.
No.19693
>>19692I wish it was this active while I'm awake… Or not, it's sort of better there isn't as I can't participate in most discussions. Nothing to say. It doesn't feel as bad when nobody talks.
No.19694
>>19692See you later DJ.
>>19693Then let me try to get you involved. Pardon me if I already asked you this, I recently found out we have two depressionanons and I'm not sure if you're the one I asked: How did you get into TWD? How did you discover /ttgg/?
No.19695
>>19692See ya. I know my nurse pic is taking forever, but I should have it done sometime this week.
Now you know how it feels to wait…>>19693The whole discussion arose out of me posting something pretty stupid anyways.
No.19696
>>19695Even if you think it's stupid, if you do decide to get Clem gun decals, you will show them to us right?
By the way, I saw your SFM pics on TTGF.
No.19697
>>19696>you will show them to us right?Of course. Probably won't happen, though.
>I saw your SFM pics on TTGF.What did people think of them?
No.19698
>>19697>What did people think of them?Only two have been posted as far and it was in the meme thread rather than the fanart thread. Reception so far has been positive, but I'm not sure why it wouldn't be.
No.19699
>>19698Neat.
I'm glad I didn't watermark my images or anything, I'd rather them just float around for people to enjoy.
No.19700
>>19699I'm curious how the person who posted them found them though. I'm tempted to ask…
No.19701
>>19700Good question, especially if they posted any of my newer ones. I don't think I've ever linked anyone besides /ttgg/ or close friends to my gallery, and I doubt many anons here frequent the TTGF if it's as cancerous as I'm led to believe.
No.19702
Why is Tom so perfect? He is pretty much the only ally Forresters have that isn't ineffectual or bitchy. I hope nothing bad happens to him.
No.19703
>>19701If only you were around for when halfchan /ttgg/ was good. People would sometimes post screencaps of the stupid shit those people would say. Maybe I could make it a regular thing again.
No.19704
>>19702Dude can survive being forced to drown, I'm sure he'll be fine. He must work for someone important if he cares so much about Mira.
No.19705
>>19702That's the kid who refill the coals, right?
He seemed nice.
No.19706
>>19703>that picChrist, he wants them to remove the only thing keeping Telltale games from becoming movies.
No.19707
>>19706Honestly, I would trade the QTEs for TTG to put more effort into good hub areas, or some other game-like segments.
The shooting parts of TWDS1 were kinda awkward, but fun nonetheless. I was kinda disappointed we didn't get something similar in TftB in the caravan. Woulda been cool to shoot Rakks or to actually have control over the caravan to
dodge the moonshots No.19708
>>19704I think that he is a
spy who went rogue to help Mira because he has a crush on her. It's adorable.
>tfw no one will ever spy, kill, dispose of corpses, scale rooftops and set fires for youWhy even live?
No.19709
>>19707>Woulda been cool to shoot Rakks or to actually have control over the caravan to dodge the moonshotsYeah, it would've made that part better, but then might've actually required some skill to get past that part, and that wouldn't sit well with Telltale's core audience.
>>19708Yeah, it's pretty amazing how far he's willing to go for Mira,
even if you leave him to die. Post last edited at
No.19710
>>19702Scrolling through, I thought that was an image of Jane.
No.19711
>>19694I guess I haven't answered this, anon. I had played S1 half a year before S2. I was torn. I found /ttgg/ somewhere in January when I was looking more "mature" place for discussion.
No.19712
>less than 1 million Beccsheviks left in the country>over 22 million Clemmunists>unlocked the "One Party State" achievementHell yes.
>>19709>and that would(n't) sit well with Telltale's core audience.It's Borderlands, though. Being based off of an actual game, it's the best candidate for trying out actual game mechanics. And it doesn't have the less experienced TV/movie audience like TWD and GoT do.
>>19710It looked like that to me for a second, too.
I just realized what time it is. Good night /ttgg/.
No.19713
>>19709Why would you even do that? Even if you don't care about Tom, that dude
is an assassin sent to kill you. He will try again given the chance.>>19710kek
I can see the resemblance.
No.19714
>>19712God damn it, didn't realize I wrote would instead of wouldn't.
Good night anon.
>>19711Have you played any other telltale games?
No.19715
>>19714I've played all of the recent games from S1, but not previous ones. I haven't discussed them much here. Not much thoughtful, critical talk comes out of me, I don't think much anymore, really.
>>19712Good night anon.
No.19716
>>19715Damn anon, I wish I could do more to help you than just talk to you over the internet. We'll have to continue this discussion later, as I have to go to bed now. Good morning /ttgg/.
No.19718
>>19716Okay, sleep well.
I guess I have mentioned it before but I go talk with one social worker every week. She's a sweet old lady.
No.19719
>>19717>>19718It's silly how I can't delete posts on phone.
No.19720
>Only 30% of the world stood against Griff
no wonder why Tutankamon, Hitler and the jews won
No.19721
>>19720I got home early so I was thinking to play that.
No.19722
>>19637Maybe those guys on halfchan were right about this place being full of pedos…
No.19723
>>19722It's just my fucked-up fantasy, nothing wrong with that…?
No.19724
>>19723There's quite a lot wrong with it.
No.19725
No.19726
>>19725There's a stupid amount wrong with it.
The fuck is wrong with you, anon?!
No.19727
>>19726S-sorry I'm like this…
No.19728
>>19727Okay, anon. Whatever.
No.19729
Anyone else still here? Nobody other than me has posted for over 2 hours.
No.19730
>>19719I'm back now. You want me to delete the first one for you?
>>19720I'm so glad the playthrough I watched had the guy stand up to him. I would've done the same thing if I were playing.
>>19722It's just one guy. If anything the number of people here who love Clementine like a daughter is equal to or greater than the number of people here who want to fuck her. Also, keep in mind that most of the people here came from halfchan.
No.19731
>>19730Those guys are just as weird, if not weirder.
No.19732
>>19730Yes, I'd appreciate it if you would.
No.19733
No.19734
>Shel will never be romanceable
Why go on living?
No.19735
Morning /ttgg/.
>>19731>Those guys are just as weird, if not weirder.Damn straight we're weird. Since when is that a bad thing?
No.19736
Am I the only one who keeps getting Ortengryn and Duncan mixed up? They look the same to me.
No.19737
>>19736From a distance, yeah. I got thrown off a little bit when I was walking around asking people about my choice for Sentinel. Up close it's a lot easier to tell them apart.
No.19738
>>19736>you will never have a beard as nice as either of these twoFeels bad, man.
No.19740
>>19739Curly hair like mine sucks for beards. It comes out looking more like Rick's, but that really only looks good if you're
much older.
I also have this weird thing where I get a few orange hairs in my beard. It's really strange and I can't explain it.
No.19741
Henderson had a cool beard/moustache combo.
RIP.
No.19742
Gotta go. Later, /ttgg/.
No.19743
>>19742See you later anon.
No.19744
>>19735I never said it was, anon.
Weird's good. Besides, even if I didn't think that, I wouldn't exactly be in any position to judge.
No.19745
>>19744Considering how you said that after making a comment about how this place is "full of pedos", it's easy to think of it as saying it's a bad thing.
No.19746
>>19745I never said weird was a bad thing, but that other guy is a straight up paedophile. I was just saying that at this rate, halfchan might not be full of bullshit when they claim this place has pedos.
No.19748
>>19747You're right,
he's more handsome. No.19749
>>19747Really anon? Calling that redneck, hillbilly, moonshine-running fuck "handsome"?
No.19750
>>19749>>19748But he's the canon hottest guy of S2. During his birthday campfire, literally every girl there was gushing over him. Even Clem with that I'd come back for you thing. Luke was also able to bang the hottest girl this season, as well as the second hottest girl this season. Hell, everyone back at Howe's probably crushed on him. Becca was probably wondering when that handsome hunk was gonna come back to base.
No.19751
>>19750By "girls" do you mean the meth addict and the monkey faced psycho bitch?
No.19752
>>19751Both of them were significantly cuter than any other girl this season. Including Sarita. Indian moms aren't hot.
No.19753
>>19752>cuter than any other girlYou forgetting someone, anon?
No.19754
>>19753Alright fine, Clem is cuter. But since they are both adult women, they are hotter.
No.19755
>>19754You sure about that?
I was tempted to post cropped lewd under a spoiler, but I don't have any. No.19756
>>19755Not really into kids, fictional or not, so yeah I'm pretty sure.
No.19757
>>19756Good for you, anon. You might be the only remotely "normal" person here.
No.19758
>>19755>but I don't have anyWhat a fuckin' pleb.
No.19759
>>19758Actually, that's the only one I had. I didn't think it would've been relevant enough. The uh… "lingerie" image would've worked, if I had it.
No.19761
No.19762
>>19758I know you're probably joking, but please tell me you don't have some kind of "collection".
No.19763
>>19762To be honest
I only have cropped images. No.19764
>>19763What for? To tease people with?
No.19765
>>19764To funpost, when people have conversations like this.
No.19766
>>19765That's what I meant. I only have the one, but I couldn't find any others and I don't dare go and crop them myself.
No.19767
>>19766Plenty have been posted before, you just gotta know where to look. Check the archives.
No.19768
>>19767jesus christ
But yeah, flicking through thread after thread takes forever. Knowing where to look beforehand is really important.
No.19769
>>19768I gotta take care of something, but when I'm done, I suppose I could dump what I have into a zip folder you can download.
No.19770
>>19769That'd be appreciated, anon. Do you have a particularly extensive collection of "normal" /ttgg/ related images too? It'd be pretty useful for newfags who don't have large collections like some anons here have.
No.19771
I'm gonna go to bed, I'll see you guys later.
'Night.
No.19772
>>19770Yeah, I actually have over a gig of images saved from /ttgg/. Obviously that would be too big of a file so I guess what I could do is take image requests. If there's a particular image you want, request it, and I'll see if I have it.
No.19773
No.19774
What's goin on, /ttgg/?
No.19775
>>19774Nothing much right now. There was some funposting earlier but it's pretty quiet right now. I'm always here of course.
No.19776
Good morning…?
No.19778
>>19776Good evening anon.
>>19777Nice trips DJ.
No.19779
>>19777It's a beautiful, chilly morning for me.
>>19758Oh, it was really
hard making this. She moved around much so it was tedious keeping it safe for work.
Did you know that she's doing three guys at once?
No.19780
>>19779Oh, so you're the one who made that crop.
I shouldn't be surprised by this. No.19781
>>19779>It's a beautiful, chilly morning for meIt's actually warming up here.
>>19779>Did you know that she's doing three guys at once?I did. I've seen the gif.
No.19782
Heyo /tttgg/
>funpostingFuck it i'll indulge you guys. Here, have one of my few "lewd" image
>>19771Gnight anon
>>19779I wouldve been better off knot knowing that
No.19783
>>19782>knot knowing>knotGot Bigby on the brain?
No.19784
>>19783ah jeez, maybe I should be proofreading.
Have you even played twau? DJ
No.19785
>>19782Kek. I remember that thread. I'm surprised NFA didn't delete that entire conversation. I would hardly call that lewd by the way.
>>19783Pic related.
No.19786
>>19784>Have you even played twau?Only the first episode, but I remember several anons talking about jumping his knot in past threads.
>>19785>>19782I wasn't a part of that thread
thank Clem No.19787
>>19785>>19786Clem
has a cockYou know, i'm okay witht his. Its so outlandish that I dont mind.
mayb e thats the booze talking though.
//TODO: reevaluate statements when not impaired
No.19788
>>19786>I remember several anons talking about jumping his knot in past threads.Me too. Those were good times.
No.19789
>>19782Half of the posts are mine…
>>19780What do you mean, anon?
No.19790
If I don't participate in much of the discussion, forgive me.
My gf is sexting me again.
No.19791
>>19790I don't know why the name disappeared…
No.19792
>>19790Nice. but that aint shit till you act out on it man
you should take her out somewhere fun. I go to the midnight rodeo on Thursday nights like this and its real fun
No.19793
>>19789>What do you mean, anon?I mean it's not surprising since I know what you are, but at the same time I'm surprised you would make something.
>>19790That would explain why you came back to the thread so late and why you're drunk again…
>>19791…Oh wait it's you. Nevermind.
No.19794
>>19792No need to tell me that, anon.
I was married once, remember?
I know how these things go.
This ain't my first rodeo. No.19795
>>19793>you mistook DJ for mecute
>>19794How old are you? if you dont mind me asking
No.19796
>>19794You're experienced DJ. You're more experienced than all of us.
No.19797
>>19790Aw, that's great. You don't need to pretend fucking Clem like I do.
>>19784Have you thirsted, anon?
I like to load her on that thing and make her wear a beautiful white wedding dress while she does it…
No.19798
>>19797>Have you thirsted, anon?I don't think so. The onl ytime I ever did lewd stuff involving Clem was back in halfchan and that was before I realized how much she meant to me. thats when I made that and this and started the banana pic to spite NFA
Or maybe I've just been lying to myself all this time.
No.19799
/k/ brought this to my attention.
Can't believe I didn't notice.
No.19800
>>19795>How old are you?Between 25 and 150
>>19798>Or maybe I've just been lying to myself all this timeI'm just saying that even if you
did thirst,
I wouldn't think any less of you.
>>19799>>19308 No.19801
>>19800Thats not shitty trigger discipline, that's holding a gun like a goddamn umbrella
Beavertails motherfucker
No.19802
>>19800>I wouldn't think any less of you.You want the truth?
I used to thirst. But I was like that other anon here that thirsts but feels bad about it. I stopped "cold turkey" after some time spent reflecting on my problems. My little aversion to Clewd is more of a self-defence mechanism or someshit to prevent me from falling into that rut again. When I said I couldn't bring myself to make Clewd for my first SFM picture, I genuinely meant it; that was like my breaking point. I don't thirst anymore, or at least I don't think I do. I've got all sorts of actual mental problems and insecurities that I don't tell you guys about, or anyone, really. Something just hit me that day and I've never been the same since. I don't know if it's for better or worse, but that's how it went down.
This is the first and only time you'll hear this from me. I dunno why I'm saying this now. I don't know how I should feel. I can't ignore my past, but it's really convenient to. I've tried my best to make this a coherent thought. I guess what they say about a drunk man's words.
This is a pretty big bomb I'm dropping on some of your heads and I'm sorry. Or maybe I'm just rambling. I don't know anymore.
No.19803
I'm going out to smoke. I gotta think some things over.
No.19804
>>19802Do what you do, anon. You obviously don't thirst because you love Clementine more than just a character. Which is okay in my book. Or maybe because you think it's wrong for other reasons and while I may not agree with some reasonings, I still respect your decisions and support you. I'm sorry if any funposting I've participated in has caused you to struggle with your feelings in the past.
We all love the Clem in varying levels and it's good we can all get along here.
I'm happy to have been a part of this general for so long and I love you guys.
No.19805
>>19802Damn anon, that's… I don't even know what to say right now.
I guess one thing I can say is thank you, I appreciate you being comfortable enough with us to share that with us.
No.19806
>>19804>>19805Thanks guys. I feel a little bit better about this now.
Don't worry about the funposting, DJ. It's called funposting for a reason, it's all in godo spirits.
I love you guys too.I think the best thing for me now is to get some rest.
Don't worry about me. I'm alright, it's just really difficult for me to open up. Sorry for making this my personal blog.
Good night.
No.19807
>>19806Good night anon. I'll want to talk to you later after you come back. Sleep well.
No.19808
>>19793Okay, anon… What am I, who am I?
>>19806Good night, anon. I'll stay here the whole day.
No.19809
>>19808I think you're depressionanon, but since you're questioning me I'm not so sure anymore.
No.19810
>>19809Correct…
You can also call me "abuseanon" or "shyanon" or whatever you like. No.19811
>>19810I used to think we had three depressionanons here. I didn't expect to find out that they were all the same person.
No.19812
>>19811No, there's another one. That anon who made us concerned if he ended himself.
No.19813
>>19812The Janefag?
I think that they may indeed all be the same person No.19814
>>19812Yeah, at the time I thought we had only one depressionanon. I asked him the questions in
>>19694 but then I asked them again when I realized it wasn't the same guy.
>>19813Actually I think the Janefag might be the same as abuse/shy depressionanon.
No.19815
Is Shelanon still here?
I'm not sure if it's just different anons sometime keeping the tradition alive (I did that a few times on halfchan) but I'm just wondering if the original anon who did those posts (Shelanon) is still among us?
No.19816
>>19815The original Shelanon was a /dag/ lurker who posted >Shel will never be romanceable for a week before getting bored. Someone else kept the tradition alive, but there's really no way of knowing if it's the same guy. It's still nice to see that it's still a thing regardless.
No.19817
>>19813>>19814Yup, the "Janefag" is also me… Although I haven't talked about that subject for a long time now, I don't think much anymore and I don't really care about a fictional character to argue blindlessly. I only care for Clem, really.
No.19818
What's a reasonable assumption for episode 3 of TFTBL?
No.19819
I just found out Winston Churchill's wife was named Clementine
No.19820
>>19818Assumption?
>>19819How would you feel about a reference to that in season 3?
No.19821
>>19820I'm so sorry, I meant assumption about a release date. My bad.
No.19822
>>19821Hard to say. I doubt it'll come out as fast as episode 3 of GOT, but if it can come out within 2 months rather than 3 or 4 I'll be fine with that.
No.19823
Time for me to go to bed. We're just about at the bump limit so I'll make a new thread when I come back. In the meantime, if you guys could answer the thread OP questions that would be great. Also suggestions for the next thread's theme. Good morning /ttgg/.
No.19824
>>19823>Do you play GOT? Why or why not?I played episodes 1 and 2. I was waiting for episode 3 to download when I realized I don't enjoy it enough to spend time playing it.
>Do you think TTG will release episodes faster like it did for this GOT episode?I can only hope.
>Is releasing episodes faster a good thing?I have no idea, TellTale is so fucking inconsistent.
>What is your preferred playstyle in a TellTale game? Self-insert? Silent? Edgy asshole?Somewhere between self-insert and edgy. I'm too much of a pussy to be edgy irl so I am a little extra bold when I'm playing.
No.19825
>>19823Okay, good night anon.
No.19826
Sorry anons, I really have to go now. See you later.
No.19827
Thread's looking a little quiet…
No.19828
>>19827I'm back now, anon. Do you want to talk?
No.19830
So much for people answering the OP questions…
>>19824Thank you for answering them at least.
New thread will be up as soon as I know what the theme will be.
No.19831
>>19830Sorry, I forgot to answer them.
No.19833
New thread
>>19832Sorry it took so long. Not that it matters because there's nobody here.