No.3506[Last 50 Posts]
Happy Birthday Edition
Previous Thread:
>>3093Previously, on Telltale Games General…
>Anons listen to soundtracks while browsing ttgg>Chunky Luke makes a reappearance>RIP Clementine's goldfish, Peanut>ttgg dies for an unusually long time and anons grow concerned>Anons contemplate what OC they'll make for Clem's birthday>Anons talk about their first impressions of Clem>Who's cuter? S1 Clem or S2 Clem?>NFA once again drives people from halfchan to fullchan>Anons asked what they'd do if they were blackmailed by Clementine>Anons continue to prove their love for ClementineThings to discuss…
>How much time do want to pass between S2 and S3?>What kind of guardian/mentor will your Clementine be to AJ? Gentle? Disciplinarian? Distant, but watchful? >How do you think Clementine celebrated her tenth and eleventh birthdays assuming she did?>Do you think Clementine still draws? How good is she now assuming she still does?>If Lee never showed up at her house, would Clem have survived long enough to find a group?Thread Theme Question
>What would you give Clementine for her birthday? No.3509
>>3505You know, I wonder how Clem would react if you told her that she doesn't have to blackmail you into giving her your rations.
No.3510
>How much time do want to pass between S2 and S3?
A few months at most
>What kind of guardian/mentor will your Clementine be to AJ? Gentle? Disciplinarian? Distant, but watchful?
Probably firm but fair, otherwise he'll either die or become a dickhead
>How do you think Clementine celebrated her tenth and eleventh birthdays assuming she did?
>Do you think Clementine still draws? How good is she now assuming she still does?
I doubt she bothers drawing anymore or even has the supplies, so she'd probably be pretty rusty.
>If Lee never showed up at her house, would Clem have survived long enough to find a group?
She might have starved up there or tried to leave and end up being killed by a walker. There IS a chance a group would come across her, but I doubt it.
>What would you give Clementine for her birthday?
Largely depends on what setting.
if it was in the apocalypse, probably candy if I could find some.
Otherwise it would probably be a shitload of candy.
No.3511
>>3505>>3509That's what I mean. I would give them to her without her even having to ask because my favorite thing would be seeing her eat.
No.3512
>>3509She'd probably say "Okay" but be extremely skeptical and ask you why you'd do that.
No.3513
>>3510FUCK I MISSED A QUESTION. YET AGAIN
>How do you think Clementine celebrated her tenth and eleventh birthdays assuming she did?If it was with Christa, I doubt they'd have bothered. Damn that cold bitch.
No.3514
I'm so glad you're alive again, TTGG. I never stopped believing in you.
No.3515
>"Give me your rations faggot, or I'll tell them you touched me."
What do
No.3516
>How much time do want to pass between S2 and S3?
Hopefully at least a year after we find out what happens to Kenny/Jane
>What kind of guardian/mentor will your Clementine be to AJ? Gentle? Disciplinarian? Distant, but watchful?
I think she needs to discipline him well. There's no room for error in the world AJ is going to grow up in.
>How do you think Clementine celebrated her tenth and eleventh birthdays assuming she did?
To be honest I doubt she even knew when her birthday came around. There's no way of knowing what day it is for sure anymore, and there really isn't a reason to know.
>Do you think Clementine still draws? How good is she now assuming she still does?
Probably not. I assume paper and crayons are pretty hard to come by.
>If Lee never showed up at her house, would Clem have survived long enough to find a group?
I doubt it. Sadly she probably would have ended up like that kid in Savannah.
>What would you give Clementine for her birthday?
Pic related.
No.3517
>>3515>As if anyone would touch you No.3518
Accidentally posted this in the wrong thread.
>>3500I admit this post was probably worthy of being deleted but the reasoning for the ban is total BS.
>>3502I usually just post on my phone anyway because I'm away from home a lot. And that IP is usually never the same twice, so it isn't a big deal at all.
No.3520
>>3514This place is blooming, but you let the other place just die. Th-thanks…
No.3522
>>3518It wasn't worthy of being deleted, anon.
And that ban reason was bullshit.
>>35190/10 not cute
No.3524
>>35204chan ain't helping itself and the sjw ass janitors don't make it any easier. That place is not home anymore
No.3526
>>3524The halfchan thread seems pretty dead right now too. Hopefully it'll stay that way for a while.
No.3527
>>3525I would comfort her so hard.
No.3528
>>3527Not that kind of comforting, anon.
No.3530
>>3524>>3526I still love you all, but it is my home. I've went through a lot in there, and this just doesn't seem the same.
It's hard for me to post here.
No.3531
>>3527>tfw you'll never hold her as she sobs>tfw you'll never try to make it all better>tfw you'll never cradle her head softly>tfw you'll never whisper into her ear "the only person that ever cared about you is dead"
No.3532
>>3530It's dead, anon. Learn to move on.
No.3533
>>3529It's alright. Just try to stay pure for her.
>>3531You did everything right until the end.
No.3534
>>3530Dude. I've been posting in 4chan about TWD nonstop since december. I loved that place too, but it's not the same. You have to walk on eggshells in that place now and it's fucking awful. Not worth it.
Tis place is home now, it's the TTGG I loved.
No.3535
>>3533She was annoying as hell.
No.3536
I'm off to bed then, anons.
Fucking antidepressants make me fatigued and now I have major problems getting to sleep.
Someone please fucking kill me already.
No.3537
>>3536Hope you can sleep well anon.
No.3538
>>3533How long to stay pure?
No.3539
>>3538Once she starts looking more like her sister.
No.3540
>>3518Wow.
I'm glad I left that shithole.
No.3541
I wanted to make a Gmod pic of Clem for her birthday, but her Gmod model has no eye or faceposing. So *sigh* I'm going to have to bite the bullet and use the SFM model instead.
No.3542
No.3543
>>3542Thanks anon. It's not really refraining that I'm worried about though. It's more that I don't want to have to explain myself to certain people if they find out that I have a nude model of an 11 year old girl on my computer.
No.3544
>>3541I hear it has "full rig support" but I don't know what that means.
>>3543Tell them you use it for good and not for evil and they should mind their own business.
No.3545
>S3 episode 1
>Kenny is about to die
>AJ is about to die
>get to choose who to save
Which one
No.3546
>>3545Don't do this to me you son of a bitch
No.3547
>>3545AJ. It's what Kenny would want.
No.3548
>>3547So you're saving the baby because Kenny wants you to, not because you like the baby?
See, this is what happens when they force a baby onto players and force you to suddenly have emotions for this thing that somebody shat out that is of no relation to you. Babies are bad plot devices.
No.3550
I can't believe the amount of shit Clem has gone trough this season. A fucking dog bites her and then she gets shot by a damn commie AND SHE'S ONLY 11 YEARS OLD.
What in the actual fuck?
No.3551
>>3545I don't like Kenny (he died in my playthrough), but I'd pick him over a baby.
At least Kenny could be useful.
No.3553
It's hard for me to believe Kenny is right there with Clem in my ending. I just can't get over the fact telltale granted my wish.
I'm so, so happy.
No.3555
>3 days 1 hour 21 minutes
No.3556
>>3553Kennyfag tears will be excellent the day they rip him away, and cease this delusion that he'll live longer than the first 10 minutes of episode 1 of S3. It will be even better if they give him a shitty contrived death, maybe he can be shot by chocolate Duck or something funny like that.
I wonder what people would do to chocolate Duck if he did that.
No.3557
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>>3556Whatever happens with Kenny, it won't change the fact Clementine adores him and that's enough for me.
No.3558
>>3557If your Clem adores Kenny, you objectively raised her wrong.
No.3559
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>>3556>bait>on my /ttgg/>mfw No.3560
>>3557#MyClementine thinks he's a shitter. So did my Lee.
No.3562
>>3561Oh yeah I forgot that things that happen outside of your playthrough don't exist. Think again Kennyfag.
>when he demonstrated to have Clementine's well being as main priority.>decided to pummel a defenseless cripple into the ground while Clem is nearly freezing to death instead of starting a fire and getting her warm>proceeds to elbow her in the face when she pleads with him to stop his senseless assault and to actually help his family >doesn't even apologize, just berates her even more>allows her to deny herself and AJ the safety of Wellington to come with him>well being as main priorityTop fucking kek
No.3563
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>>3562Glass eater detected.
No.3564
>>3562>Trying to defend ArvoLiterally the worst kind of trash
No.3565
>>3563>doesn't address any of the glaring issues I raised with Kenny that suggest he's a piece of shit>s-s-shutup g-g-glass eater!Kennyfags ladies and gentlemen.
No.3566
>>3564Even though he shot a kid, he's a better person than Kenny.
No.3567
>>3562Kenny beat the shit out of Arvo for good reason. He had always been a threat and he on top of that, he was responsible of Luke's death. And you seem to be forgetting Kenny looks at Clem extremely shocked after he accidentally elbowed her in the face and actually stopped attacking Arvo. Now Kenny will do the same if you asked him to stop. But you had to be retarded enough to try and help him. Kinda serves you right for being an idiot.
Kenny knows Clementine is strong and smart enough to make her own decisions, and if she wants to go with him, he knows there's nothing he can do about it. He's not her dad or guardian after all, he's her friend and he respects her enough to allow her to go with him, which is actually quite great.
Why would you deny Clementine true happiness?
No.3569
>>3568>any different opinion than mine is baitJesus christ you've spent too much time in this shitty isolated hug box.
No.3570
>>3569Saying Arvo is a good person is like saying Lee was an awful man.
You're just full of shit.
No.3571
>>3570He was just a fucking kid who a couple days prior could barely tell an unarmed girl that he didn't want any trouble. A couple days with Kenny made him shoot a child. That's more a demonstration of Kenny's cruelty than it is Arvo's personality. I don't blame him for shooting Clem one bit. I don't like Clem being shot, but I get why he did it and don't blame him.
No.3572
>>3571The fact he can fucking shoot Clementine even if she stood for him and tried to do her best to support him is very telling. Arvo hated you and became vicious not because of Kenny's treatment, but because you fucking shot Natasha in the face.
Get a damn grip.
No.3573
>>3572Even if he did do it for that reason, I still wouldn't blame him. He's just a scared kid. Comparatively much less mature than Clem.
No.3574
>>3573And you're excusing this "scared" kid for what he did? this kid who wouldn't give two shits if you died in the ambushment he planned?
you must not be that much of a Clemfag.
No.3575
>>3571There's no reason for him to have shot Clem. At all. His grievances with Kenny are understandable, but his hatred of Clementine was just so incredibly contrived. It doesn't matter if she doesn't steal from him or stands up to Kenny for him, Arvo will always shoot Clem. He was most poorly disguised plot device I've seen in a story in a long while.
No.3576
>>3575He was a lying selfish junkie from the beginning, that's all.
No.3577
>>3574You're that cactus sauce faggot aren't you
No.3578
>>3577Aren't you the Eurotraditionalistfag?
No.3579
>>3578I don't know who that is.
No.3580
>>3576This less character hate (Arvo was barely a character) and more my grievances with season 2. Inconsistent characterization, canned drama, unclear motivations. Most of the new characters suffered this to varying degrees, but Arvo encompasses all three all too well.
No.3581
>>3580I agree with you on all of that, but the bad writing and awful direction of this season doesn't change the fact that Arvo's motivations weren't driven by Kenny's treatment since his actions towards Clementine are not determinant.
He's this flat character who really hates Clem and shot her, that's all there's to say about Arvo.
No.3582
>>3581>I agree with you on all of that, but the bad writing and awful direction of this season doesn't change the fact that Arvo's motivations weren't driven by Kenny's treatment since his actions towards Clementine are not determinant.No disagreements here.
>He's this flat character who really hates Clem and shot herHis reason for hating Clementine doesn't even make sense. He hates her because she shot his already dead sister. Why!? Why isn't he pissed at the person who actually killed her? His motivation against Clem makes no damn sense.
No.3583
>There are people in this thread who believe this man is evil.
His endings must've anally devastated all of you.
No.3584
No.3585
>>3584Kenny's endings
>Tearful and full of emotion>Actually presents a hard decision>Can make Clementine the happiest.Alone ending
>Edgelord Clem taking care of AJ by herself.Jane ending
>Nice hat.>The Clem we know and love is dead and gone forever. No.3587
>>3541SFM model?
>>3543Oh. THAT model.
Also, the fuck is happening here? The fuck is this Arvofag doing here?
No.3588
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>>3566That is rich. Oh that is rich.
No.3589
>How much time do want to pass between S2 and S3?
IIRC, Telltale said that S3 would have a new angle on the story, so I wouldn't put it past them to have maybe part of it take place along the same time as S2 and part of it afterwards. It'd be nice if we got in at least a good few months, maybe a year at most.
>What kind of guardian/mentor will your Clementine be to AJ? Gentle? Disciplinarian? Distant, but watchful?
Firm but fair. Even at Wellington, she understands that they'll never be entirely safe in this world and he needs to be prepared for that, but she also remembers how Lee looked after her and wants to raise AJ the same.
>How do you think Clementine celebrated her tenth and eleventh birthdays assuming she did?
Maybe her tenth birthday, I'd assume it might have been something simple along the lines of Christa saving her a little more of their food supply. As for her eleventh birthday, I really doubt it. They both looked burned out by this point.
>Do you think Clementine still draws? How good is she now assuming she still does?
I doubt it. She probably has other things to keep herself busy with, but even if she did find some crayon/chalk in Wellington I bet she'd not have improved too much.
>If Lee never showed up at her house, would Clem have survived long enough to find a group?
Unfortunately, she probably would've wound up like the kid in the attic.
No.3590
>>3589Forgot to include the last question.
>What would you give Clementine for her birthday?If I had the chance, I'd probably head to the ski lodge and grab her bag with the photo of Lee and drawing of Kenny in it, assuming she didn't find a way to sneak them out of Howe's with her.
No.3591
>>3590She put them in her pocket, remember?
No.3594
>>3591Then she could have another heart warming moment with Ken?
Hell yeah No.3595
>>3593
I wonder depending whether or not you fell in the ice that the picture survives.
No.3596
>>3595It's an Urban picture. It'll live through a bit of water.
No.3597
>>3591If that's the case, I'd probably just see if I could grab that family photo of her with her parents from their old house.
No.3598
>>3597You'd go all the way to Georgia for that stuff? I'd understand if you were in the state or town, but you can't exactly travel between states. You'd probably die on the way.
No.3601
>>3600>implying your choice wasn't shit No.3602
>>3601It wasn't.
You love Kenny so the Kenny ending was best for you.
I hated Kenny so the Jane ending was the ending that I wanted, that I got and that I was happy with.
No.3603
No.3604
>>3602I'm not really a Kennyfag, but I thought the Wellington endings were better written and thought out. Plus it's the only ending that gives closure to a character (in this case Kenny).
No.3606
>tfw this is the first time I woke up to /ttgg/ on infinity having more replies than /ttgg/ on halfchan
>mfw it's because of a fucking Arvofag
No.3607
>>3606Well I'm here now. Get used to it.
No.3609
Currently writing a "fanfiction" (not that I like the word, but it is what it is) based off of the Clem blackmailing you for rations thing. I'll mostly be posting about my progress (currently in the planning phase) on halfchan.
I accidentally started posting about it there thinking it was here, but it's a bit too late to move all the updates across (not that there are many.)
No.3610
Well guys I'm gonna be gone all day since TF2's Halloween event has started. I'm going to be playing the shit out of it to collect as many Halloween spells as possible, so I won't be around 'til about 9 PM.
No.3611
>>3610Have fun anon, kick some ass for us
No.3612
>>3610The real event hasn't started yet though
No.3614
>>3611Thanks anon.
>>3612But you can still get gifts from Halloween maps which is what I'm interested in.
No.3615
>>3614I just need that damn rabbit head to complete my hotline miami scout.
No.3616
>>3615You'll get it eventually, man.
No.3617
>tfw the Lee we know and love would want the group to stick together
>tfw the Lee we know and love would want us all to stick together and appreciate TWD for the characters we love and hate
>tfw I see all these niggers calling each other kennyfags and janefags and arguing over petty shit
>tfw the Urban is spinning in his grave
No.3618
>>3617Kenny is a group killer though. At least Jane knows how to play nice with groups. Every group that follows Kenny ends up dead because of his shitty plans and shitty behavior.
No.3619
Two hours and no posts. Thread dead.
I'm gonna go grab the salt lick.
No.3620
>>3618>Implying Jane stayed in a group for more than one day.She's a loner and not a team player. She's also manipulative lying trash.
No.3621
>>3619Don't lick it.. it's gross..
No.3622
No.3624
No.3625
Reposting from nofunchan because no fun allowed on nofunchan.
Honestly [Clementine topless] would be cute… No lewd. Like her redressing her shoulder wound in just her jeans and socks.
If you see it as anything else you're a perv.
No.3626
>>3625In appropriate context it's kinda cute.
No.3627
>>3626It was nice talking to you all today. Good night.
No.3629
>Shel will never be romanceable
why go on living.
No.3630
>>3609I'm worried about the sound of this…
No.3631
>>3626>>3625It's a very adorable visual…
No.3632
>>3625I don't think that'd be cute, because Clementine tending her wounds is something that would make me feel extremely sorry. I don't want to see her suffering anymore.
It'd be genuinely interesting though, but not cute. NOT CUTE AT ALL.
No.3633
>>3632I reposted it from nofunchan so It's not how I really feel about it.
I personally would like to see a scene in season 3 if you got a Kenny ending where Clementine is getting treatment for her gunshot wound, but with a training bra on because even in a non-lewd context, Clementine topless would make me very uncomfortable. No.3634
>>3633>File deletedWhat happened?
No.3635
>>3634I somehow accidentally reposted the frog pic from the >Shel will never be romanceable post.
No.3636
>>3635kek. Were you trying to upload that cropped picture of lewd Clementine where her shoulders are showing?
No.3637
>>3636No! I know how it looks, but I'm telling the truth here.
No.3638
>>3637Upload it then boy!
No.3639
>>3638No. I don't even have any lewd pics of Clem
anymore, and even if I did, I'm not the kind of person who posts unspoilered lewd pics just to shit up the thread.
No.3641
>>3640Yeah, something like that would be nice. Although I think the bullet wound is closer to her shoulder than in that pic. She would probably, most definitely need to take her shirt off in order for her to get it treated.
No.3642
>>3641How did Jane treat her wound anyways?
No.3643
>>3642I don't know. All Jane says is that they couldn't find the bullet. That's it. I'm not even sure if they even had anything to treat it with if we are to assume that they did do something to treat it.
No.3644
>>3643So Clementine is wolverine?
No.3645
>>3644No, but she is the daughter of Bigby.
No.3646
>You'll never read the guurgles
No.3647
>>3646Guurgle Queen sacrifices herself
Guurglia wins the war
The cat is actually the main villain
The necklace is the source of the darkness
You're welcome, I just saved you hours of reading a shitty book. No.3648
>>3647Silly anon, everyone knows Becca doesn't know how to read
No.3649
>>3648Say that to her face bitch nigga
No.3650
>>3649DOES. NOT. KNOW. HOW. TO. READ.
No.3651
>>3650'Today, Anon refused to do wall labor, was smoking on break, and was found committing debauchery.' Enjoy the yard for the next 2 weeks, bitch.
No.3652
>>3651>Implying I'd stay anywhere near BeccaIf she's in the group, I'd pull a Jane and leave right away.
No.3653
>>3652But her BFF Clem would want to stay in Becca's group. Don't you want to be in Clem's group?
No.3654
>>3653>BFFBecca is noisy as hell and Clementine wouldn't appreciate that.
Clem is a decent little girl. She wouldn't befriend an edgelord.
Clementine's best friend is AJ. No.3655
>>3654>implying Clem wouldn't be best friends and look up to Becca because she's older>implying Becca wouldn't give Clem her cute hairstyle that adds at least .15 cl to Clem>implying you can be friends with a dumb baby No.3657
>>3656Alright, now my love for Clem is well documented, but let's be real. Look at this, then look at Clem.
No.3658
>>3657Becca ain't got nothing on Clem. Specially when she's all bark and no bite.
Clementine will rekt her shit.
No.3659
>>3658>no biteLook at this. She's got plenty of bite. Clem plus prep time MAYBE could take down Becca, but in any other scenario Becca would win.
No.3660
>>3659Glaring at something doesn't mean shit. Show me evidence that Becca has done something that required effort and strenght at one point in her life.
I bet Shell wipes her ass becasue the little shit is not self-sufficient enough.
No.3661
>>3640The only thing I hate about this pic is that Kenny is asking Clem for a plan.
No.3662
>>3660You best leave Shel out of this.
Also, she's tough enough to live at Carver's camp. Everyone there is tough. Except maybe Becs, but then again, shit, she walked continuously for several days and up a mountain while pregnant. Becca is tough.
No.3664
>>3662>Tough people live at Howe's>Abusive assholes>snitchers>Mike trash>BeccaTry again
No.3665
>>3661Clementine wears the pants
No.3666
>>3664Exactly, it's a rough crowd over there. Only the tough can survive. Becca is proving her worth in some way, and I'm guessing they train everyone to use a gun there based on how even Russ is toting a rifle. And Carver's an asshole. Becca is probably tough as nails.
No.3668
>>3648What makes you think that?
No.3669
>>3646>They're both deadThis is honestly the saddest part of S2.
No.3671
>>3669>they'reWho the hell is that in the background?
It better be Carlos and not who I think it is.
No.3672
>>3671What are you talking about? Who do you think it is?
Hint: It's
Calros No.3673
>>3672The mother of all thresher maws
No.3677
>>3630Why exactly are you worried, anon?
No.3678
>>3677There was talk of rape and murder among other things on Halfchan earlier. I hope that isn't a part of the story…
No.3679
>>3678And the worst part that the author itself won't deny or admit that there is going to be one. Her murder was confirmed, though.
No.3680
>>3679Well that scumbag can go right to hell then. Fuck Chad too.
No.3681
>>3679I honestly don't know why I bother going there anymore. Tae and DJ (the main reason I browse ttgg) no longer post their art there anymore and the place seems to be increasingly taken over by pedoshitters.
No.3682
>>3681>and the place seems to be increasingly taken over by pedoshitters.They're starting to migrate here, if you haven't noticed. Some people are bugging DJ trying to manipulate him into drawing lewd stuff in another thread, for example.
No.3683
>>3682I've definitely noticed (that whole topless shit further up) and honestly part of me hopes NFA just gives up on halfchan so the pedos can stay there and away from here.
>Some people are bugging DJ trying to manipulate him into drawing lewd stuff in another thread, for example.And they're insisting it's not lewd. I can't tell if they're being serious or taking the piss.
No.3684
>>3683I wonder how things will continue to fluctuate. What if NFA drives all the pedos over to here?
No.3685
>>3684God, I hope not. If that happens I hope they at least keep their shit to themselves or on some r34 forum/board where no one here has to see it.
On the bright side that would mean halfchan would be free of pedos, but I really don't want fullchan to become a lost cause. I have faith in this place.
No.3686
>>3685>I have faith in this placeI don't. Once S3 comes out, I think I and everyone else will go back to other chan. This place is alright but for the actual discussion I'm going to the other place.
No.3687
>>3686I guess "hope" would have been a better word, but what I meant by "faith in" is currently, especially with the drawthread here, I prefer this board to halfchan right now and I hope it sticks around until S3 comes out.
No.3688
>>3681That's odd. I'd like to see their art in there. Would be a good change of pace.
No.3689
>>3688Eh, I like that their art is posted in a dedicated thread where it can be conveniently found. Though I wouldn't mind if it was posted again in halfchan.
No.3690
Well, I'm off to bed. Good night, ttgg.
No.3691
>>3679I haven't confirmed shit, anon. I said that plot point was interesting, but I never said whether or not it would be included.
No.3692
>>3690Sleep well, anon.
>>3691Given your past, I think you've considered it thoroughly. I believe you'll make the right decision.
No.3693
>>3690Sleep well, anon.
>>3680>go right to hellAww, c'mon anon. That's not nice.
>>3678Not gonna confirm or deny anything.
No.3694
>>3692>right decisionWhat would you want the right decision to be?
No.3695
>Hey, Anon! Look what I found!
>Let's get "shitfaced"…
what do
No.3696
>>3693Is it really such classified information? Please, give a straight answer. Or are you thinking to include that sort of thing figuring from your silence on the matter. I have suspicions.
>>3694I don't know. It's for you to decide what kind of novel you want to make.
No.3697
>>3695Give her just a mouthful to see what it tastes like and how she handles it. I don't want her to pass out.
No.3698
>>3696I want to give you a straight answer, but it'd risk ruining what I have planned. Sorry, anon.
>>3695That gives me a good idea for the story.
I'd probably tell her getting shitfaced in the middle of an apocalypse would probably get everyone killed.
No.3699
Working on a rough draft with what I have got planned so far. Currently writing the "introduction" part.
No.3700
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>>3695I lol'd
Reminds me of that greentext DJ made with Clem pretending to be drunk.
No.3701
>>3700Any chance you could post the greentext for those of us who haven't seen it?
No.3702
>>3682>>3683Oh come on guys. You know DJ is the one who came up with that idea we were posting about, right? I hate the lewd stuff as much as the next guy but you're way overreacting.
There is nothing inherently lewd about either of those things. You're making more of it than it is.
No.3703
>>3701I'm looking for it. I coulda swore it was posted here but I guess not. Off to the halfchan archives I go.
No.3704
No.3705
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>Clem will never declare that she's not a kid and demand some of your alcohol
>you will never give in and give her a tiny amount
>you will never laugh your ass off as she begins to act like a fool
>you will never pick her up and carry her to bed after she passes out
>you will never tuck her in and kiss her forehead
>she will never walk into the kitchen the next morning complaining of a headache and proclaim that she'll never drink again
>you'll never laugh inside because you gave her sparkling juice instead of alcohol
No.3706
No.3707
Anyone still here?
No.3709
>>3708Hey there. Glad to see there are actually people still here. This place is started to look pretty dead during this time of day.
No.3710
>>3709I wonder why is that
No.3711
>>3710No clue. I'm assuming most of /ttgg/ is American and at work or something. I have no clue what time it is stateside.
No.3712
>>3705>>3706Do people really act drunk if they think they've had alcohol?
No.3713
>>3711It's currently 12:10pm CDT.
When you made your post it was 8:49am on the west coast and 11:49am on the east coast.
No.3714
>>3712It's the same effect sugar pills have on people.
If they think they are supposed to be displaying the symptoms, they will.
No.3715
>>3702I know DJ didn't have lewd intentions when he came up with that scenario for what it's worth. I trust him. I just don't trust the other anons requesting it as much, especially after pedoshitters started moving here from halfchan.
No.3716
>>3715Pedoshitters have nolegal.
No.3717
>>3716Nolegal? I've heard it mentioned before, what is it?
No.3719
>>3717a lewd Clem artist.
I'd link you to his blog but I'm not sure if that's against the rules
No.3720
>>3717An r34 artist who makes lewd drawings of Clementine. While she's still a kid.
No.3721
>>3718>>3719>>3720Oh fuck, probably should have guessed based on the name "nolegal".
No.3722
>>3682>>3683Pedoshitters haven't started to migrate here
yet. I reposted that from halfchan since there's nothing inherently wrong with the topic. It's all about how you talk about it, not what you're talking about that makes it lewd.
>>3715I'm the one who suggested the idea to DJ. I did it as a joke to tease him since he's the one who came up with the idea. You should all know better than to think that DJ would actually draw something like that.
No.3723
>>3718I saw he did a drawing of Clem that wasn't lewd and it actually was kind of cute. Maybe he actually did a half decent job because he was working with both hands instead of one.
He did a funny Becca pic too.
No.3724
>>3723I kinda want to see those, but I really don't want to have to delve into any artwork collections of his.
No.3725
>>3715Lewd is what you make of it. Some people thought Clem in the Halloween costume was lewd.
No.3726
>>3725And those are the kind of people who ruined the halfchan thread.
No.3727
>>3725You gotta admit, though, it was pretty damn weird and was borderline…well, I'm sure you're well aware.
No.3728
>>3727It was a fucking halloween outfit.
No.3729
>>3728The way it was drawn and the pose made it weird. The costume also contributed, because I don't think it would be appropriate for a kid.
No.3731
>>3730I don't think that's the one anon was referring to.
>>3729It's only weird if you make it weird, you weirdo.
No.3732
>>3730No but that one was funny. She was dancing in the one I'm thinking of.
No.3733
No.3734
>>3729I'm sorry, I was too taken aback by DJ's awesome artwork to notice.
No.3735
Nolegal got quite good at drawing Clem actually. I'm kinda worried, but meh. At least he made his research.
No.3736
>>3730>>3729What the hell was inappropriate about it? I swear, some people just look for reasons to be offended.
No.3737
>>3729The fuck? the pose is perfect. She's just standing, holding a broom and a bag. The costume is normal too. Clementine is 11, it's appropiate and beyond cute and amazing.
Literally what in the fuck anon?
No.3738
>>3735Damn that's good, but the uhh… slightly lifted shirt kinda makes it clear whoever made it normally draws porn. Nobody draws stomachs like that other than artists who draw a lot of nude stuff.
No.3739
>>3736>>3737You could tell by the proportions and the pose and the outfit that DJ was sexualizing it slightly, even if unconsciously aware of it.
No.3740
>>3739You're one weird anon.
No.3742
>>3739No he didn't, not in the slightest.
The fuck, anon?
No.3743
>>3740Look at the pose and the legs…It's like I'm looking at a stripper or something.
No.3744
>>3743D-Do you want to be looking at a stripper?
Is that what you want?
No.3745
>>3743Are you
ex-loliloveranon?
No.3746
>>3745No, that would be me.
No.3747
>>3744No, I don't. Part of the reason why I'm calling Dj out on his weirdness.
No.3748
I really don't like the way nolegal draws faces.
No.3749
>>3747But who the fuck do you think you are to call people out?
No.3750
>>3748Oh fuck I recognize a couple of these.
Fuckkkkk.
>>3747Regardless, DJ never intended it. Don't worry, DJ isn't a perv.
No.3751
>>3749Do I have to be somebody?
No.3752
>>3751You're assuming an awful lot of stuff by being weird about the art somebody else makes for themselves.
You believe one of the greatest contributors of our community is weird for drawing a perfectly normal and decent picture of Clementine and want to call them out? you're just an asshole. A weird asshole.
No.3753
Before I forget I wanna post a banner I made last night.
I was gonna make more, but I got distracted/lazy.
No.3754
>>3751You're the reason why most artists get discouraged and don't share their stuff. There's always somebody that needs to bitch.
It's fucking awful.
No.3755
>>3754So I'm not allowed to criticize stuff?
No.3756
>>3755Yes, but not by saying "hurr I think it's pervy"
That isn't constructive criticism.
No.3757
>>3755By all means, but what you're doing is bitching because you're criticizing something for what you believe you see, not for what is actually shown.
No.3758
>>3756Well the guy obviously struggles with this sort of stuff, you saw how he wanted to draw Clem bathing or taking a shower or something like that. maybe he doesn't know himself that he has pedo like feelings, yet it manifests in his work, so we should tell him.
No.3759
Are we seriously fucking having this conversation right now? Nobody in their right mind thinks that DJ draws lewd stuff.
No.3760
>>3758But not in a lewd way. You are aware it's possible to draw someone bathing or showering without showing any nudity, right?
No.3761
>>3760Plenty of kid's show have made it before, actually.
No.3762
>>3760Drawing a fictional child nude is weird no matter how you slice it.
No.3763
>>3762Did you even fuckin' read what I said?
WITHOUT SHOWING ANY NUDITY.
No.3764
>>3762Only a sickfuck would find it weird.
No.3765
>>3763But it's implying it.
No.3766
>>3765Look at this post
>>3764This is way beyond what would even be visible.
Nothing below the neck would be shown.
Who fucking cares if it implies that they are naked? If you think about that first, then you're a pedo.
No.3767
Oh boy, I'm sure DJ's gonna be real happy to see this thread.
No.3768
>>3766Uh yeah this is from a cartoon that is nearly 2 decades old. Just because sketchy shit was allowed back then doesn't mean it should be allowed now.
No.3769
>>3768How the fuck is it sketchy.
Sounds like you're pinning everything and everyone perverted. Trying to draw attention away from yourself, eh anon?
No.3770
>>3768I'll say it again. It's all about how it's done, not the subject itself that makes it lewd.
No.3771
>>3767I feel so bad for all the shit he gets. He just wants to draw and there's always someone bitching or calling him an attentionwhore.
We don't deserve him.
No.3772
>>3771He's the artist we need, but he's not the artist we deserve. Fuckin' DJ, what a fantastic bastard.
No.3776
>>3739>>3747You legitimately need to go away. I'm not even being sarcastic, you're going to ruin this place for every one with this cocky and overly sensitive attitude.
No.3777
No.3778
>>3776As long as unwarranted deletes don't happen we should be fine. Douganon is one of us, he won't moderate this place the same way nfa does.
>>3777If it is then there's jack shit he can do about it since he has no power here. I don't really think it's him though, he's usually more aggressive with his pedo accusations.
No.3779
>>3778It has to be NFA little minion then
No.3780
>>3778If he discourages based
DJ over this I want his head.
No.3781
Anyone who sees something lewd with this should feel bad
No.3782
>letting yourselves get baited this easily
I'm disappointed in you.
No.3783
>>3782oh fuck, I hope he wasn't baiting us
Otherwise he's got us hook line and sinker.
No.3784
>>3783We've had our fair share of butthurt anons in the past. It's difficult to tell if they're trolling or not.
No.3785
>>3695Smack her in the mouth for swearing.
No.3787
>>3785Good job, dickhead. You've just hit a kid who isn't even your own. That's a good way to get yourself shot.
No.3788
>>3787I may not be her dad, but as long as she's under my care, I'm gonna teach her not to swear.
No.3789
>>3788Who gives a shit if she swears? They're just words.
Jesus Christ, man, your priorities in the ZA are in the shitter.
No.3790
>>3789When she's 15 she can swear as much as she wants. Until then I'd want her to keep her mouth clean.
Speaking of which, how DO people practice good dental hygiene in the ZA? No.3791
>>3788>under my careNot for long if you're gonna do that.
She's under no obligation to stay with you.
At any point she can just go off without you.
No.3792
>>3791>Implying I'd be such a shitty caretaker that she'd want to leave me just because I hit her once as a disciplinary action. No.3793
What kind of pajamas would Clementine wear?
No.3796
>>3795What the fuck did Christa do to her
No.3798
>>3797Christa would never hit her… right?
No.3800
>>3798Well in season 2 she does have scars on her face that weren't there in season 1, but who knows how the fuck she got them.
No.3801
>>3797I mean I appreciate Christa for keeping Clem alive for two years, but come on. She must've treated Clementine awfully. How can a little girl go from this to this
>>3795?
No.3802
>>3801I did a mod where I replaced Clementine's crying face texture with her normal one. It's actually appropriate most of the time because Clem rarely ever smiles in season 2.
No.3803
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>>3802She smiles when she's with Kenny.
No.3804
>>3764Thats quite clearly a cartoon, while TWD goes for a more realistic style.
No.3805
>>3804what about this
>>3781 No.3806
>>3801I love the way Clem smiles. Her upper lip practically dissapears
she smiles just like me. No.3807
Why is her smile so perfect?
No.3808
>"Hey faggot, I'm almost 16. Have you grown the balls to make me a woman yet?"
No.3809
>>3808This is Becca turning 16
No.3810
>>3807Everything about Clem is absolute perfection
No.3812
New thread will incoming soon
No.3813
No.3814
>>3813Becca is working on it now.
No.3816
>>3814Didn't realize somebody else was working on it also.
Anyways, New thread
>>3815>>3815