No.365[Last 50 Posts]
Where my boatbros at?
No.367
Well there's at least three of us.
No.368
What makes you love the perfect boatman?
No.370
>>368I think that, for my plays, he was always a bro to Lee. Even if he wasn't he will care for clementine and do what is best for her and AJ.
And damn bro, look at that face. Manliness to the max.
No.373
Right here pal.
Kenny is the best. Not perfect, but definitively the best.
No.375
Kennybro reporting in
No.413
So that makes five of us. Noice.
I love Kenny so much, he deserves everything.
No.430
Would you hotdog a Ken?
No.437
>>430I would give him my hotdog
No.439
>>437Anon…Kenny is not gay.
No.461
>>439Everyone's straight like spaghetti til you drown them in alcohol, anon.
No.464
>>461Well, I agree having Kenny as bottom would be cute as fuck. But he's so much hotter when he's in charge No.472
>>464 It's okay anon. Everyone needs to try being on the other side of the fence once in a while. No.491
What do you think is Kenny's best quality?
No.492
>>491His loyalty to the people who are important to him, probably. The guy is a natural protector. Surprisingly nurturing too.
No.505
>>491He's a pretty great guy. Sure he's hostile to the cabin group when they first arrive, but that's natural to the situation their in. As soon as Clementine shows up though he throws away that hostility. As frustrating as it might be to go along with his plans all the time, he almost always ends up being right. Even if you aren't bros with him he can and will help look for Clementine, and in S2 he doesn't try to make her do anything she doesn't want to. He lost his family twice now, but is still dead set on protecting Clementine and AJ,
Also, the beard.
No.599
I fucking love Kenny.
He's selfless, thoughtful, resourceful, passionate, caring, and forgiving. Be on his right side and you'll have a loyal side kick who'd give his life for your sake. And even if you're in his bad side he'll probably try to save your ass regardless of anything.
The only people Kenny ever hurt were direct threats for those he loved, and that's expected from pretty much any person who has a lot to lose. Another reason I love him so damn much, he lost everything he loved but he kept moving forward and used his pain to be productive.
Even when he showed weakness when they were supossed to do something else he apologized for it, saying it isn't the right time for him to grieve when they should be doing more important stuff. Damn, Kenny is a fucking great man.
I'll be forever by his side.
No.600
>>599Beautiful post, anon.
No.604
Whenever we get some thirsty Kennybros online I can post another greentext.
No.606
>>604I'm always thirsty dear anon, but I need to go to sleep ;-; I'll be happy to read it when I wake up though
No.611
>>606It's okay anon, I'll type one up soon.
No.627
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are you thirsty for the boatman?
No.634
>>627Always anon. The thirst is never quenched.
No.659
>>634What makes you attracted to him? I for one love his face, seriously, his nose is the best and the beard too…damn, he's just so manly ;-;
No.683
>>659You pretty much said it all anon. He's just an amazing guy.
No.693
>>659I could go on and on about his looks, but even his personality is great. I can understand why it may turn people off, but I do enjoy his protectiveness and bro attitude. Makes me feel safe.
No.804
Post your favorite Kenny pictures
No.807
>>804/r/ing "Little devil" and "Dirty old thing"
No.812
>>809>the top partForgot about that
>>810Thanks, anon.
No.835
>See this
>What do?
No.857
>>835>Help him up>Jerk off for weeks while imagining other, lewd scenarios No.867
>>365Daily reminder that Kenny is shit.
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No.871
>>867You sure do talk a lot of shit, anon
No.872
>>835 Take advantage of the situation No.873
>>835Help him out and tell him I love him. Then ask him if he'd like to release some tension.
No.879
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No.883
Best ending
No.884
No.907
What were your favorite Kenny moments? pic related broke my heart and made me love him even more
No.941
>>906
Mine too anon, it felt so real and sad, I could never leave him.
No.954
>>365I stayed with you to the very end, Kenny. Maybe we'll survive, maybe we won't – but come what may we'll be together.
No.962
>>954He appreciates that, anon.
No.971
>>907Who could have imagined all that would transpire to lead them to this moment back in S1?
Seems like that was forever ago.
No.983
>>971It's really fucking great and sad at the same time. They're all they have left.
and I couldn't be more happy. My Lee wanted Kenny to take care of her after all No.986
>>983Lucky AJ, getting a great new family.
No.1008
>>990We know true suffering ;_;
No.1018
>>1008How come I'm sad I'm not a fucking orphan baby?
No.1020
>>1018That orphan baby is lucky as fuck. He's wanted by a lot of people, granted most of them are dead, but that is beside the point. But not only that, but in one ending that baby is in the care of two people that he means the world to.
No.1025
>Sarita got the D whenever she wanted
No.1033
>>1025Second hottest TWD waifu
No.1035
>>1033…w-who's the first hottest waifu?
No.1036
No.1039
>>1037YOU'RE IN A KENNY THREAD, FRIEND.
THAT GIRL IS NOT ALLOWED.
No.1040
>>1039But you asked, anon.. ;-;
No.1041
>>1037Do you think… do you think Kenny ever thought about it?
No.1045
>>1043Sarita looks like shes wanting in on it too
No.1051
It's dangerous to go alone, TAKE THIS!
No.1055
>>1051Gimme two.
One for loving, one for gratuitous fucking.
No.1056
>>1055He's tiny anon, you need to be careful and gentle.
No.1057
>>1056Don't worry, he can handle it.
No.1058
>>1057He's about this size, anon. Are you sure you won't be hurting him? he deserves love, pleasure and happiness.
No.1062
>>1056>>1057>>1058Great. Now I got hard thinking about owning a tiny Kenny. Thanks for helping me reach a new low.
No.1091
>>1058>you will never have your own pocket kenny No.1159
>>1091I'd put him in my mouth No.1161
>>1159Alright, I'll bite.
Why anon?
No.1165
>>1163At least you're honest.
No.1168
Any one up for a Kenny greentext?
No.1169
No.1177
>>1169Deer lord, I fell asleep. I promise to make one in the morning.
No.1190
>>1168>>1177Is it morning yet?
No.1193
No.1212
>>1190>>1193I'm sorry, typing it now. Not that I don't want to type, college likes my attention too.
No.1223
>it took plenty of effort, but despite circumstances you still needed to wash yourself occasionally
>after finding a couple of empty water jugs, you brought up the idea of having a bath
>you say bath, but in reality all it would be would you two taking turns in a closed off place, sponge bathing with a ratty rag and water that was kind of clean
>it was better then nothing though, and you looked forward to it for two reasons
>of course, the first reason was that you would be a little cleaner then you were before
>"Here anon, hang on to this."
>Kenny hands you his coat before he enters the store bathroom
>You take it and assure that you will take watch as he washes off
>You move towards the front of the store, coat and gun in hand
>You allow only a few moments to pass before you set your gun on the shelf
>Soon his coat is held closely to your body, burying your face against the collar
>Of course the coat smells of blood and sweat, but you do too
>You can't help it though, enjoying the lingering warmth it holds
>You would be mortified if he found out, but you did this any chance you got
>After enjoying yourself for a moment longer you grab your gun again and allow the coat to hang limply in your arm instead
>This was a guilty pleasure you allowed yourself, but one you always enjoyed
>When Kenny comes out you give him back his coat, and watching him put it on makes you feel even more guilty
>"Go on, anon. I got watch."
>You come out a little later, a bit cleaner then before
>Kenny and you continue on, and as you walk you can't help but notice that you are still dirty
>you comment on this as you walk, and Kenny scoffs at this
>"Come on anon, you don't smell no worse then any the rest of us. Hell, I bet you smell a lot better then I do."
>Before you realize it you blurt out that you love the way he smells
>You quickly try to cover up what you just said, that you meant to say you don't mind it instead
>your face feels like its on fire as you stumble on your words
No.1224
>>1223>you try instead to shift the conversation, but you can't say much with out messing up>you decide to shut your mouth and stay quiet instead, your eyes glued to the ground>an uncomfortable silence sits on your shoulders, and you know you have just made things awkward>you don't know if you should feel embarrassed or thankful that Kenny doesn't try to talk to you now>you feel like if he did that you wouldn't be able to finish a sentence>but with the silence you feel like you have messed up again>you make sure to walk slightly slower then him, so you don't have to worry about him watching you>as far as you can tell, a few hours pass and still neither of you say anything>this is more then enough time for you to calm down and compose yourself, but you still don't look forward to having to talk with him again>You hear a sigh, and a moment later you feel your hand being grabbed>Kenny doesn't look at you, but he matches his pace with yours and holds your hand firmly>He doesn't say anything, but his silence doesn't feel cold>you're not sure if he is doing this to throw you a bone or if his hand squeezing yours is legitimate, but you enjoy it anyways>As you walk with him, you begin to comment on the trees, and that fall is almost here>You start a conversation again, and though you don't mention it you enjoy walking hand in hand>He lets go a while later, but only because you two decide to rest for the night>As you share a can of food, Kenny slips in a comment that nearly makes you choke>"Anon, you don't smell too bad neither.">He quickly starts talking about tomorrow's plans, which you only listen to with partial attention>Even when you know that they're only said to make you feel better, you adore his praisesSorry about anyone waiting on these, greentext are hard. Either too short or too long. Keep forgetting my 'pen name' too, ops.
No.1230
>>1224You're so good at writing jr. I love you
No.1232
No.1236
>>1232And you're doing a great job, Jr.
No.1238
>>1223>>1224I giggle like a fucking schoolgirl whenever I read these god bless you Junior you're doing god's work.
No.1279
>>1277I'm so glad telltale allowed me to stay with this man. He's broken, but I can fix him.
I love him so much.
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No.1289
>>1279>tfw no [Kiss Kenny] QTE No.1295
>>1293This is so true it almost hurts.
No.1297
>>1295It really amuses me how many people are against Kenny when he's right about 90% of the time. I truly don't get 'em haters.
No.1400
>>1297I can understand a bit, Kenny is a little bullheaded. But that's okay with me.
No.1401
>>1400Of course. He's rash and emotional. Irrational at times, but he's always pursuing a goal, never giving up. Always moving.
He's hopeful, hard working and his gut instinct is out of this world.
I just get really offended when people call him crazy and don't consider the many positive aspects of Kenny's character, especially when you get to see his endings. No.1429
>>1401I hated that all the characters kept talking behind his back, and then wondered why he was so on edge from it.
No.1432
>>1429I know.
>He doesn't trust the lying Russian who's group we killed and who organized an armed robbery on out group>HE'S LOSING IT CLEM!
>Kenny is just like Carver. Take it from me, Clem. The advocate of leaving babies, pregnant women, retards and depressed people to die. They're weak Clem, weak of will and weak of character. We're different, we can't let them drag us down. I can see it in your eyes. But yeah, fuck Carver and fuck Kennny.>Can't believe you could stomach watching Kenny do something so brutal as to bash Carver's face in. Why couldn't he just shoot him in the dick after establishing a relationship with him and tricking him into to lowering his guard, and use his scream ass as bait while he is being eaten by fifteen or so walkers? Like a civilized person would. No.1445
>>1432kek. Jane is such an hypocrite, I can't understand those who like her.
I'm glad I stayed with Kenny until the end and got what I've been waiting for years now.
My dreams came true.
No.1455
>You'll never see Kenny from this perspective
I don't want to live anymore.
No.1482
>>1445>Kennyfag>calling anyone else a hypocrite>waiting for years for Clem to be in an isolated group with a man who would put rage before the well being of his loved ones, while dragging an infant out of the safety of a place like Wellington in an act of sheer selfishness and stupidity No.1485
>>1482Kenny is not an hypocrite, anon.
And he didn't kill Arvo, Mike or Bonnie. So he did put his rage aside for the sake of Clem.
AJ has been doing good so far. There are lots of places they can scavange, they got supplies but more important, they got each other and that's what Clementine and Kenny want. They're happy and that's what matters.
No.1494
Has anyone ever considered that Kenny discovered Omid at Gil's Pistop?
No.1495
>>1494He'd probably mention it. Do we even know if that's where Sarita found him? If it was, she could have found him before Omid got culturally enriched. Clem was with them for quite a few months before he died after all. And if not, Christa could have buried him.
No.1502
I miss Kenny.
No.1504
>>1502Even though we're 95% likely to at least see him in Season 3, I still miss him. The gap between Season 2 and 3 is killing me, anon. It's the only thing keeping me going.
No.1507
>>1504Do you think they can keep him for s3? ;-; I don't know what I'd do without him.
No.1508
>>1507As long as Clementine is OK, all will be well. Stay strong, anon. Lets just hope Telltale won't kill him too early on if at all.
No.1509
>>1508I'd be very broken if they kill Kenny and there's nothing I can do about it ;-;
No.1510
>>1509It'd probably break me too.
(ignore the instant reply, definitely not stalking the board waiting for someone to post. please god somebody fucking post.)
No.1511
>>1507Only if S3 takes place before the events of S2. Maybe the events of what happened before he and Clem were reunited.
The fact that he can be optionally killed in S2 means that he won't be in any games that take place after the events of S2 - other than in flashbacks.
No.1512
>>1511That's argueable though. There are lots of games were you can follow different routes with a main goal in common.
I want to believe telltale will offer us quality and variety in s3
No.1513
>>1511They can't just write off half the endings because it's an option. It would fuck over the story for anybody who kept him alive. They may kill him off early on though, which would suck but wouldn't be as bullshit as it would be just killing him off camera.
No.1514
Kenny is a great guy.
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No.1516
>>1512That's very optimistic. The best I dare to hope for is that he'll have a badass scene if you stayed with him, that they'll leave his fate ambiguous and that Clem will get to have a few loving speeches about him like she did with Lee this season. Maybe not as many, but a couple. Especially to AJ.
One of the main reasons I ended up staying in Wellington is that I didn't want to see him die in S3. No.1518
>>1513That's what they do though. They have to keep things semi-linear, else they would have to write hundreds of different endings for all the branching paths. Whenever someone can die but doesn't, they're guaranteed to disappear or die later.
See: Lilly, Carley and Doug.
No.1519
>>1518The start will probably be quite diverse but then become more linear after something massively goes wrong.
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No.1557
Do you think Kenny's eye will heal in time?
No.1558
>>1557Nah, he'll stay blind. Not that it slowed him down any.
No.1559
>>1558but like, will his eye remain there? would it look the same? will his cornea change colors? I need to know
No.1561
>>1559It will probably look all gross and shit.
No.1563
>>1561https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/109459Nah, I think he'll recover eventually. His face isn't deformed and his eye is not sticking out of the eye socket.
Who knows? Maybe he'll be blind from that eye, maybe he'll have double vision, but I don't think his eye is completely hopeless.
No.1590
>>1563As long as he keeps wearing that sexy eyepatch.
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No.1592
Kenny ages like wine. He's fine as hell.
No.1593
>>1592He's so handsome right there.
No.1594
>>1592He's so handsome right there.
>>1591The one he has on all the time, it's a makeshift one though.
No.1595
>>1594He should get himself a bran new one though.
No.1703
>>1595Eyepatches are muh fetish
No.1717
>>1703if there isn't at least one pirate pun about the eye patch in Season 3, I'll be disappointed.
No.1720
>>1717>implying Kenny and Jane won't get offscreen deaths No.1721
>>1720Too many opportunities for feels for Telltale to pass up. They'll die on screen.
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No.1773
>>1771If they are going to kill Kenny, I want him to go out like the man he is, not in some shitty off screen death. Even a shitbird like Ben got a mostly on screen death.
No.1774
>>1773I don't want him to die. I'd be so, so broken.
No.1775
>>1774I don't either, but it will probably happen. He'll go down fighting, though. That I'm sure of.
No.1776
>>1775Why would it happen though? I believe telltale can work something out with both Jane and Kenny. They gave us several endings for a reason and I doubt they'd railroad their story just like that. It'd be too much, even for them.
No.1777
>>1776Maybe they'll go all out on this season and refrain from railroading it too soon.
No.1826
>>1777I see it unlikely for them to keep telling Clementine's story. I mean, the endings are way too different to keep her story linear.
No.1827
>>1826They basically confirmed S3 will have her as the protag.
No.1828
>>1827"She's not there as a character yet" doesn't sound like confirmation to me.
No.1829
>>1828"We're gonna stop the storyline following the catalyst behind our entire game series mid-way through to pursue other characters"
Yeah, that does sound like TellTale, actually.
No.2165
Do you guys think that Kenny will teach Clementine how to fish?
No.2167
>>2165I would think so, but I doubt fishing equipment is easy to come by in the apocalypse. I suppose they could always use spears and such.