No.407[Last 50 Posts]
For those of us who ship.
Post your OTP here.
No.411
Sarah/Nick is the only worthwhile OTP.
No.414
No.417
>>414Goddamn, that picture makes me so fucking mad.
I'm glad he got his dick shot off.
Anyone who harms my sweet pea deserves nothing less than death.
No.422
>>414>>417I'm glad Troy's dead. Ruining our little girl's face with that scar.
No.473
>>407Honest question. What would make you ship cluke?
No.498
>>473I don't support it,
or even ship at all, but I figured it'd make for a good OP pic since it seems to be the most famous ship in TWD community.
No.518
One true ship coming through.
No.590
>>572I read that in his voice.
No.735
No.869
>>735>What if Clemmy-Clu saved Luke from his death?Jesus..
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No.896
Lexi Porter is dead, just like Cluke
No.1435
>>727>>735who the fuck writes these.
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No.1441
>>1438Not sure if that's better or worse than it being written by adults.
They aren't that much older than Clem is, jesus christ.
No.1442
Kenny and Christa would be an interesting ship, I think.
>Both lost a spouse
>Both lost a child
>Have a shared history/relationship with Clementine
>Both competent survivors changed by the fucked up shit they went through
>Share a ruthless streak and a sense of loyalty
>Both pull a disappearing act
They'd either be really great for each other, or drag one another further down. Either way, I think they'd have a great understanding for what the other went through.
No.1444
>>1442You're right. They'd make an interesting couple.
No.1448
>>1446So Lexi Porter knows how to use SFM now… Clem help us.
She has the Cluke mod pic I made on her Google+ No.1449
>>1448why would you make a cluke mod pic
No.1452
>>1449Not for Cluke/shipping purposes. I have a crude sense of humor and I knew people would be disturbed by it.
No.1453
>>1448I think she even made a lewd cluke video, but it got deleted.
No.1456
>>1446TWD fandom goes deeper than I thought.
No.1458
>>1456The problem with people like Lexi is that they can't shut up about it. Wherever she comments, there's her cluke shit.
No.1460
>>1458>>1446>people legitimately ship an 11 year old with a grown ass manI thought it was just a joke.. I didn't think it was serious..
No.1461
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>>1452But…you made it for her?
>>1453W-what? How lewd?
No.1462
>>1460I wouldn't have much of a problem if Clementine was aged up, hell, it can be interesting even.
But they fucking keep her as a 11 years old, that's not right.
No.1463
>>1461No, I didn't make it for her. The only places I posted it on was halfchan, here, and the TWD modding forum.
No.1467
>>1463>TWD modding forum Link?
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No.1782
>>1781
You think I wouldn't see you posting this shit?
Think again, faggot.
I'm always watching.
No.1784
>>1781
No.1786
>>1784God damn clukers are as bad (if not worse) than the pedoposters. At least with the pedos we know they are a bunch of creeps. But with the clukers, they are both creeps and deranged as fuck.
No.1787
Jane/Clem
too sexy for words
No.1788
>>1787Dammit anon, stop trying to tempt me.
God dammit, who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to let a shipping thread stay here for more than 5 seconds?
No.1789
>>1788I made this thread, along with several others, to try and increase activity here. Now I'm starting to think that making this thread was a bad idea because everyone wants to ship everyone with Clem.
No.1790
No.1797
>Luke will never be captured by a bunch of scavengers
>Luke will never be used as a cumdumpster passed around the camp
>Luke will never be bruised from the abuse he receives if he shows any kind of disrespect
>Luke will never have his mouth and juicy ass completely violated by Kenny
No.1798
>>1797Not happy about this, but as long as nobodies post Clem fanfictions, it's not completely gone to shit.
No.1805
>>1797>Kenny touching LukeEw. Kenny is too based for Luke.
No.1997
No.1998
>>1997Big fucking difference between drinking once or twice, smoking once, using guns in self defence and robbing/threatening people is based on what you choose to do.
Being in relationships with men over twice your age is fucked up. Get back to shipping adult characters, not child characters.
Damn this thread and its existence.
No.1999
>>1997I don't think Clementine should be allowed to do any of those things. But gun use is necessary for survival in the ZA.
No.2000
>>1999Of course she should be allowed, but that doesn't mean she should. Especially not the relationship with a 27 year old man.
Telltale didn't think things through when they added "I'd come back for you" as a dialog option. It opened the door to clukers like nothing else.
No.2001
>>2000It's not the first time they put something in the game without thinking it through. Pic related.
No.2002
>>1998It's clukers logic.
Also
>>2000Congrats for 2000 post TTGG!
No.2003
>>2002Hooray for me I guess, it's a shame I used it for shouting at clukers.
>>2001oh good lord.
oh good fucking lord.
I'm going to go smash my head against a wall until the bad thoughts go away.
No.2010
>>2000I'm sure they knew what they were doing when they put that there.
No.2015
>>2010So what was it? fill the heart of clukers with joy just so they could make them suffer by killing Luke and making Clementine completely forget about him in a matter of minutes?
No.2016
>>2015Probably. They killed everyone else off for feels.
No.2017
No.2026
>>2025
MODS MODS MODS
No.2027
>>2025
Oh god where are the mods.
It's getting hard not to look. Fuck.
No.2028
>>2025
I'm SO glad Luke is dead
No.2029
>>2025
Is this real? It looks real. I guess Telltale cut it out because of all the Cluke complainers.
No.2030
>>2028I liked Luke, but it's a necessary sacrifice to help put an end to Clukers, not that it's going to stop them.
>>2029It's made in Source Film Maker, with the original models and the lewd user modded models too.
No.2032
>>2031
Post shit like that again and you're outta here
No.2033
>>2032Actually fuck it, I'll just ban him now
No.2034
>>2031Luke is dead. He drowned. I wanted to save him, but I couldn't. Feel free to ship an adult Clem (as much as I still hate it), but please don't ship an adult with an 11 year old.
Also fuck you, TWD isn't shit.
>>2032Hooray!
>>2033Ban his/her ass.
No.2035
>>2031I imagined you crying as you typed that.
I'm SO glad Luke is dead, for real. There's nothing left for you Lexi. Nothing but your cesspool google+ circlejerk autistic community, bad written OOC character fanfiction and Froggy's stuff.
>>2033Bless your soul.
No.2036
This whole thread is pretty bad. I'll let you guys decide what to do with it.
http://strawpoll.me/2749411 No.2040
>>2036Deleting the thread might be a tad rash, especially considering that the shippers will end up posting it where everyone else ends up seeing it. I think leaving the thread alone but keeping a closer eye on it would be a better choice than flat out leaving it alone or deleting it all together.
No.2045
Welp, everythings going to shit over in the halfchan thread. Pedoposting everywhere.
No.2046
>>2045we've seen worse boy.
No.2047
>>2036>>2040Not that I think this thread was ever used by anyone seriously, and if it was, it wouldn't piss everyone off anyway, but this kind of "stop liking what I don't like" mentality is what made this board an attractive place anyway. I'm all for less rules and more self-moderation, and deleting or closing this thread doesn't fit that mould.
The Clem lewd stuff should absolutely be deleted and people who post it should be banned since that's not only against the rules but could get some people in trouble depending on where they live, but banning those people should be suffice. Don't close entire threads just because they decided to shit that one up with their stuff.
No.2048
>>2046I know we have, this was remarkably tame in comparison to what they could have posted.
>>2047I've spoken to the anon that made this thread, and even they agreed this thread is fucked.
Maybe it needs restarting with a clear set of guidelines. Adult shipping only.
No.2049
>>2036OP here, I didn't see what was posted (I'm glad I didn't), but as
>>2040 said it might get posted else where if this thread was deleted. I was actually going to eventually ask if there was a way to autosage the thread without it reaching the bump limit. That way the thread can still be open, but only people who actually want to post here will see, that way it's contained. Of course Clem porn should still be deleted ether way.
No.2050
>>2049Stay off 4chan for another couple minutes, some Ken+Clem stuff just got posted. Reported it, so hopefully the janitors will ride to the rescue once more.
No.2051
>>2048If the OP wants it deleted, that's a different situation. Closing or deleting it just because a few people starting whining, that's not acceptable in my opinion.
No.2091
>>2035I hope your imagination is good because you will never see me cry. Lexi Porter doesn't cry, she gets even. And yeah, Luke might be dead but that feeling of helplessness I felt when he was sinking down that lake is the exact same thing you are feeling right now. Wanna know why?! Because you obviously hate Cluke so much but at the same time you know that there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me. I will make sure Cluke stays alive. And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Poetic justice at its best, huh?!
I also don't appreciate the deletion of that Cluke pic I posted because according to the 8chan home page, I can post whatever the fuck I want as long as it's not against the US law. And cartoon porn is most definitely not.
'In the interest of free speech, only content that directly violates the DMCA or other US laws is deleted.'
You are breaking the 8chan rules by limiting my freedom of speech.
But don't worry, I won't post any more Cluke pics on here. TTG forums are next.
#Cluke4Life
No.2092
>>2091They can just keep banning you. You're not wanted here. If you're being a colossal retard and the community doesn't want you here, you don't have to specifically break a written rule.
No.2098
>>2091Board Moderators are allowed to delete any content they want. That rule is specifically used for deleting different boards. If you post any more pictures I'll just ban and delete them again.
Good luck at the TTGF
No.2100
>>2098Even if it's as adorable as this one?! :3
I just don't see why someone would remove my Cluke pic in a SHIPPING thread.
It literally says: 'Post your OTP here'. Which I did. #Cluke4Life
No.2101
>>2100I'm so, so glad Luke is dead and never ever coming back. You can keep on shipping that shit, but it's just your imagination. Nothing left for Cluke or Luke.
No.2102
>>2100Well…this is actually kinda cute.
No.2104
>>2100Because it was a pedoshit post
No.2106
>>2091This is the only warning I am going to give you. I won't feel any guilt banning you. Don't post that kind of shit. Honestly I'd prefer if you didn't post here at all, but it's not against the rules for confused little girls to post their feelings. Don't post anything that would get you grounded by your mommy.
No.2109
>>2101Would you like me to feed you some more Cluke?! I can taste your tears sweetie. :3 #Cluke4Life
No.2112
>>2109as long as it's not digusting pedoshit, be my guest
I doubt you have anything that isn't that though No.2115
>>2100I'm OP and you're seriously making me regret creating this topic.
Carver is the only man for Clem anyway. No.2121
BigbyxGenericblackfemale
No.2122
>>2115Do you really ship clarver?
No.2123
>>2122No. I don't even ship in the first place. No.2124
>>2123>For those of us who ship.DUDE.
No.2125
No.2126
This thread is both a curse and a blessing. On one hand, we end up with this shit being posted but on the other it's not being posted where people can see it.
No.2128
>>2125I know you're OP. But you said you don't ship.
I don't get you. Why would you say "for those of US who ship" if you don't ship, what the shippity ship fuck
No.2129
>>2128This is one of several topics I created to try to increase activity on this board. Just because I don't ship doesn't mean I can't create a topic so other people can ship.
No.2130
>>2129But what I mean is that by saying "US" you put yourself in the shipper category
No.2131
>>2130By "Those of US" I assume he meant "Those in this community (ie US)"
No.2132
>>2131Yeah. That's what I meant.
No.2133
>>2132I thought as much
Anyway, I'm gonna get back to playing Season 1 again. I'm about to head off with the boatmaster to the river.
No.2330
>>2282I think it's okay. Seriously, as long as there's no naked bodies everything should be fine.
No.2460
No.2539
>>2460>Clee>Clukethe worst shit
No.2603
No.2792
#Cluck
No.2960
>>2603Why aren't you shipping it already anon?
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No.4932
#Cluke4Life :3
No.4965
>>4932Get this fucking shit out of here
No.4970
>>4932God damn Gmod animations/pictures always look so fucking weird. Christ.
No.4971
No.4972
>>4971I guess whoever made that didn't use the… uhh… "other" model. That model has the same problem as the Gmod models, it looks really… not quite sure how to describe it… Fake?
Stiff? Un-natural?
No.4974
>>4972No, it is "the" Clementine SFM model. The Gmod one doesn't have face or eyeposing and doesn't include her hatless model.
No.4975
>>4974I guess whoever made that image really didn't utilize it very well. It's damn terrible.
No.5447
So apparently Clarvo is a thing now…