No.82[Last 50 Posts]
Post your love and appreciation for Clementine here.
For clarification purposes, Clemposting =/= pedoposting.
No.86
can I start a Clemophile thread for those of us who struggle with thirst?
No.87
>>86I'm sure douganon would not approve and as far as I'm aware he's the only moderator here for now.
I wouldn't like it, but I also believe people should be allowed to discuss whatever they want related to the games. But something like that would need heavy moderation due to way over the line posts and pornographic pics.
I say it'd be better to wait until we get more mods here to better monitor something like that.
No.95
>>86Please don't do it anon ;_;
No.100
>>95wouldn't it be better if we just had all of it isolated in one thread that was spoilered so we could keep it out of others?
No.109
>>86>>95I feel like that might be against some kind of global rules. I don't know much about infinitychan yet, but just the idea seems like it might be risky. Maybe it's just the SFW board theme…
No.115
>>109Fairly certain the only global rules are don't break United States law.
>From the front page In the interest of free speech, only content that directly violates the DMCA or other US laws is deleted.
No.129
>>115My bad then, I guess I should have assumed that.
No.172
Porn is a yes then? Please don't. Post hot dogs instead.
No.180
>>172Porn of adult characters like Snow and Kenny are fine. I'll delete any Clem nsfw, this isn't debatable. Anons need to refrain.
No.182
No.186
>>86>>95>>100>>109If Douganon doesn't want the Clemophiles running rampant on the board, perhaps it's best to either do a Strawpoll about it or ask Clemophiles to do it on the /loli/ board. Lots of boards allow for incidental porn, including loli, so long as they aren't porn dumps and so long as they are spoilered.
No.211
>>180What about adult Clem?
No.229
>>180What exactly would you consider nsfw? The "what would you feed Clementine" thread has a lewd pic as the OP, but it's still there.
No.231
>>229That's a pretty suggestive picture, but really just any of those SFM gifs or images, or any r34. I'm gonna let that OP pic slide this time, but in the future I just want people to keep it PG-13 in here when it comes to Clem.
No.234
>>231So I guess that means cropped pics are not allowed? What about text?
>tfw I want to make a Gmod/SFM thread but I know it'll just be full of porn if I do. No.238
>>234I think you're going to have to use your own judgement for these for now. It's just me and another mod who I can't instantly be in contact with to see what he thinks about something that strikes me as too suggestive. This is just until I have 1-2 more mods and we have a clear set of what is and isn't okay. I don't want to ban someone because they posted something that I thought was too much without any input from other mods. Refrain from saying things that are just flat out lewd, or posting a crop if it's very obvious that something nsfw is going on. These rules are only for Clem, you can always post SFM things of older characters.
No.416
During the wait for S3, let us remember:
No.423
>>416I don't think I could ever forget about Clementine.
No.467
High Clem best Clem
No.470
>>468What would Clementine tell you while she's like that?
No.475
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>>470Good question. She'd probably just say and do a bunch of silly things.
No.479
>>478I've always liked that greentext
>that image No.480
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>>479Driving Clem is a very cute Clem.
No.486
>>485So do I, bro. So do I.
I wonder what she's doing now.
No.487
>>485>>486I think we all do. I hope she is okay
No.489
>>487I wish I were there to take care of her.
No.490
>>489You can in your dreams anon
No.493
>>490Somehow I don't think I've ever had a Clementine dream. I dream about playing the game all the time though, mostly with my friends or brother.
No.494
>>493Yeah, I rarely remember much of dreams, and the only one i can remember i shared a while back
If anybody remember my story about the ice cream cone running dairy queen, that'd be it. I've even tried to do the whole lucid dreaming thing before and it's never worked for me.
No.495
>>479Really? I thought it was one of my weaker greentexts.
No.506
>>478this is hilarious
>>479>Where to, friend?>Far away from here, Clem. Far away from here. No.515
>>238Just so you know I'm going to make a few posts today that will test the limits of what is allowed here. Please don't ban me. I assure you I am NOT a pedoshitter. No.529
>you will never wake up Clementine with a kiss on the forehead and feed her a nice healthy breakfast in bed of a big sausage and eggs with milk
Why am I even alive?
No.596
>>82But why would you want to abuse our precious little girl you sickfuck?
No.617
>>596What? OP didn't say anything like that.
>>520Please stop this.
No.620
>>494I remember it anon. I still feel bad that you didn't get on Clementine's team.
No.621
>>620I'd like to think that Lee & the gang would've tried to break me out, but the dream never really got that far before i woke up. I don't really remember the details now, but i know there was a bit more to the dream than i described but didn't bother adding in because they weren't really major points, and I was approaching the character limit as it was.
No.624
>>621I hope you have more dreams with Clementine anon. They make me happy when I read them
and I hope they make you just as happy to have them. No.625
>>624I really wish I would have more dreams with Clementine in them. if I do and I remember them, I'll be sure to post them either in the greentext thread, or start up a Telltale games dream thread.
No.639
>>617I'm pretty sure
>>596 was meant for >>520.
I posted that yesterday to test to see what kind of posts about Clementine are and aren't okay.
It feels weird to see deleted posts as greentext instead of crossed out red posts.
No.641
>>639I wasn't really planning on deleting that post, but I got quite a few reports on it which made me think about it more.
No.643
>>641Alright, that's understandable. Even if a post doesn't seem to have anything wrong with it, if enough people report it (for a good reason) it should probably be deleted anyway to be safe.
I probably wouldn't have allowed that post to stay myself, and I'm actually surprised it stayed for as long as it did.
No.644
>>643I was at work when I read the reports, and I kind of sat on it for awhile. I don't want to just throw out deletions left and right, and I don't want to delete something just because I personally don't like it. But if it's something that really bothers enough people then you're right it's better to be safe.
No.920
>You will never get mad at Clementine for spending hours on the phone gossiping with her BFF
No.973
>>920Who would her BFF be?
No.976
No.980
>>976She lives on
in my heart No.984
>>980But not in Clementine's.
No.985
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>>984What? Clem loved Sarah ;-;
No.988
>>985Try using a hug that is actually in the game
No.993
>>979Clementine looks so annoyed
No.1302
>>1300s2 Clem has perfected the scrunch. It was a bit rusty, albeit adorable, in s1.
No.1304
>>973You know for a fact that if Becca and Sarah were both in Clem's group, Clem would be friends with Becca. Sarah is a tard.
No.1305
>>1304Clem would beat the shit out of Becca for being a little bitch
No.1310
>>1305Let's be reasonable now. I know Clem is tough for her age, but Becca is probably tougher. She's older and bigger than Clem. Clem is like stunted growth or something.
No.1311
>>1310Clem fought against a full grown up man and held her weight pretty well. She'd wreck any teen's shit.
No.1312
>>1311Well you gotta consider that our ole pal Winston was restraining himself somewhat when he was trying to get Clem. He wasn't trying to beat her in a fight, just trying to capture her. And he also underestimated her, and if the walkers weren't there Clem wouldn't have been so lucky. So basically, Clem had a lot of lucky factors in her favor. If it was just a 1 on 1 fight no funny business, Becca would probably win. She's simply stronger.>>1311
No.1313
>>1312Clementine is pretty strong and agile herself, and that has been demonstrated throughout the game. We know shit about Becca other than the fact she's a little cunt.
You're just assuming she's stronger because of her age, do you also believe Sarah would win against Becca because she's older?
No.1315
>>1313When it's Clem vs Becca, it's just a simple matter of size. Becca is bigger so she would win. But with Sarah, she's bigger but she's also messed up. If Sarah used tard rage, she could potentially win but I've never seen her use it in the season. She does have a tard fleeing ability though, she bolted right through that shit in Ep 4.
No.1316
>>1315I'm sorry dude, but you don't win fights just because you're bigger than your opoonent
No.1317
>>1316Teen that has relatively normal growth due to healthy diet at Howe's vs a kid who has stunted growth due to poor diet. Who do you think would win? Becca. Skill is skill but sometimes if you're big enough you'll win. And plus, fighting is not Clem's strong suit. Her strength is ingenuity.
No.1323
>>1315>Sarah administering tard rage against someoneI need to see this
No.1324
>>1317what makes you believe Becca is somewhat good at fighting? she could be a weakling for all we know
No.1325
>>1324She seems tough. Has to be if she's living under someone like Carver.
No.1326
>>1325She talks a lot, but I bet she's still the same coward she was in 400 days.
No.1329
>>1326That was like a year in. She's probably more experienced now, maybe as much as Clem.
No.1332
>>1329She seems to be the same ol' annoying brat.
No.1333
>>1329Also, she stayed with the whole 400 days group until Tavia came for their asses. It seems she hasn't gone trough awful hardships like Clem has.
No.1334
>>1333Hey, the 400 days group was a bunch of jerks. It probably wasn't all sunshine with them.
No.1371
>>1310Clem fought of an adult man, fought a dog off of her, snuck around a full cabin without being caught, sewed her arm up without crying, held her composure when an armed man came knocking on her door, convinced Nick that life is worth living, saved Luke from his fuck up on the bridge, was ready to take a bullet for Alvin, single-handedly broke the group out of prison, kept her composure when Kenny verbally attacks her, kicked a goddamned door in with two kicks, saved Sarah, found water for the group, helped save Jane's worthless ass, saved a baby in the middle of a firefight, got a group of arguing adults to shut up and get along for one night, saved Kenny from a walker out of nowhere, survived hypothermia from trying to save Luke (yet again), and took a bullet like a champ.
I'm sure I've forgotten more examples.Becca tried to act tough by saying she'd shoot Stephanie, but cracked when she was handed the gun.
Clem 19
Becca 0
P.S: This is a Clem thread. I hope you don't expect anyone to beat Clem in an argument here. No.1372
>>1371DJ knows his and Clementine's shit.
No.1373
>>1371Yeah but we've never seen Clem in a 1 on 1 fair fight. If that were the case, Becca would surely win. Even though Clem bested somebody like Winston using a bunch of tricks and quick thinking, if they were to 1 on 1 fight I'm sure Winston would probably win being an adult and all.
>Becca tried to act tough by saying she'd shoot Stephanie, but cracked when she was handed the gun.Hey, I consider that a good thing. At least she still has a heart and isn't willing to bump off a friend of hers on a whim. Heart's important these days.
>P.S: This is a Clem thread. I hope you don't expect anyone to beat Clem in an argument here.I know…it's just all the other threads are so slow. Also how do you even spoiler text on this chan?
No.1375
>>1373>how do you even spoiler text on this chan?The same way you do on halfchan. There's just no ctrl+s.
No.1376
>>1373>Becca would surely winI honestly don't see that happening.
Sure, we can argue that Winston wasn't using his full strength, but Sam certainly wasn't holding back and Clem got him off of her. Same with the many zombies she's fought off by herself. What I meant about Becca cracking under the pressure is that it says a lot about her character. She has more bark than bite and wears the disguise of a hardened exterior to hide her inabilities.
Clem has demonstrated the extent of her strength and cunning, but we have yet to see anything but shit-talking from Becca.
With that kind of record, any betting man would put his money on Clementine.
No.1379
>>1376Even if Becca is more bark than bite, she's got the size advantage on Clem and sometimes this is enough. Clem is really, really small. I would bet on Becca, size is one of the most important factors in fights.
Also with that Sam thing, she was seriously lucky that there were spikes conveniently placed on the other side of that log. Clem has a lot of lucky breaks like that. It kind of makes it difficult to claim we've seen the true demonstration of her strength. Even with the door kick thing in episode 4, that door had been seriously weakened by the walkers pounding on it.
No.1382
>>1381I don't want to make any assumptions here based on race, but who is who?
No.1383
>>1376Clem would never do this to Becca.
No.1384
>>1382Isn't it obvious? the manlet is Clementine.
No.1387
>>1383I agree, they would never fight they'd be BFFs. Well, initially they would be very hostile but become quick friends.
No.1390
>>1387I wouldn't say quickly, but I do think they would, at least be okay with each other, if not friends.
No.1391
>>1387I doubt it. Clementine is quite mature for her age, I don't think she'd be close to an edgelord like Becca. I think she'd outright reject her as a friend.
No.1392
No.1393
>>1391That would be a cool dynamic though. Becca is an edgelord but has no bite, while Clem is a sweet pea but does violent things often. Becca could teach Clem how to be innocent again.
No.1395
>>1379Walkers aren't intelligent. They wouldn't be pounding on the door or ramming themselves with all of their weight. The most they would do to that door is scratch at it which wouldn't weaken the structural integrity of it. I'm not claiming Clem is a superhero, but she has displayed, more than once, extreme strength for her age and size.
No.1396
>>1393Clementine lost her innocence when she had to learn how to defend herself. She's not getting it back and I don't think she'd want to be like she was before. I remember her saying "when I was young and STUPID" this season, she's not fond of her former self and her mistakes.
That's why I love that little girl so damn much. She knows what she has to sacrifice in order to survive and accepts it, even though it hurts. Clementine will be in this perpetual state of being aware of all her surroundings, ready to fuck shit up and doing whatever she has to in order to survive.
Being innocent is a weakness.
No.1402
I have a hard time picturing Clementine getting along with anyone her age, or anyone who isn't an adult.
I think it would be good for her though. It would crack that super-mature shell of hers and I think she'd find herself enjoying being a kid again, as silly as she might feel.
No.1403
>>1402She needn't necessarily act like a kid again, she just needs someone her age that she can relate to. Becca would be an ideal person for this.
>>1395I'm sorry but you're just wrong. The walkers could have been on that door for hours, and even if they aren't putting force at the correct area to force it open, they are putting major stress on a door that is already probably pretty flimsy (a shitty old trailer park door).
>but she has displayed, more than once, extreme strength for her age and size.Well she's not strong enough to lift that water jug, if that is anything to gauge her by.
No.1404
>>1402I agree with this. Like, even if you were friendly towards Sarah you could tell the way she acted annoyed Clementine.
No.1412
>>1403I just don't see Becca, who hasn't shown any capability whatsoever, beating Clem in a fight. Clem has won and escaped several struggles and demonstrated her prowess in physical altercations time and time again. Saying that Becca would beat her for the simple fact that she's taller is ludicrous.
No.1416
>Clementine will never find your stash of cocaine
>She will never mistake it for sugar
>She will never mix it into her Kool-Aid
>You will never have to rush her to the hospital because she's ODing
No.1420
>>1416W-why would you want this?
No.1423
>>1420I just think it'd be refreshing and exciting to have to worry about Clementine's life in a context different from a zombie Apocalypse one.
No.1424
>>1423>worry about Clem's life in a context where you're a coke addictnot much better
No.1425
>>1424It could work as a story of redemption.
>I used to do cocaine. But ever since I almost lost my daughter because she thought it was sugar, I don't anymore. No.1451
>Clementine will never talk like this: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njRwKU6G31 No.1454
>>1451Clementine ain't no urban
No.1457
>>1425But you already got a redemption story in season1, anon.
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No.1465
>>1464She's a young black lady.
No.1497
>>1465She's more on the American side of African-American than the African side. Black father and mixed race mother, though I'm not sure why her race matters that much to you lot.
Even if you're thinking about any changes between Season 2 and 3, I doubt there's going to be enough of a time skip to matter.
No.1498
>>1497Clem is a blasian qt with a slim face, nice lips and a pointy and beautiful nose.
No.1499
>>1498Gettin' a bit suspicious of your tone there, anon. Regardless, I have a feeling you're kinda right about the "blasian" bit, it making me think her mother was fooling around, but I remember hearing somewhere her character is loosely inspired by one of the Telltale employees kids, so I think her race is a bit of an oversight, not that I particularly care how she looks in comparison to the parents, as it's never mattered. I still don't understand why anyone makes a deal out of it.
No.1505
>>1499Clem designer, an asian guy, modeled her after his own daughter.
No.1506
>>1505That would make sense. That guy did a damn good job.
No.1517
>>1506So she's confirmed for blasian
No.1539
>>1498>>1499She's probably 12.5% Azn, 12.5% White, and 75% Black.
She just turned out fairly light skinned, although she is getting darker as she matures.
No.1547
>>1539She's like Christa.
Rebecca and Alvin were 100% black, you could tell by their facial features.
No.1835
Dammit, can't let this thread die, but I don't have many Clem pictures to post. Fuck.
No.1884
Which version of Clementine did you guys prefer? S1 or S2? I don't have a favourite as both are good, but I want to know what you guys think.
No.1886
>>1884S1 Clem. I liked S2 Clem and she had some great moments, but she also had her problems (monotonous voice-acting, inconsistent characterization due to being the player-protagonist, increasing lack of presence in later episodes, etc). S1 Clem was much more realized character and was the heart and soul of season 1.
No.1887
>>1884I want season 2 Clem with season 1 Clem's personality.
No.1888
>>1887She can still be the same sweet pea to some degree. Apparently if you don't tell her "It's shit" in the barn in season 1 ep 1 she doesn't seem to swear very much in season 2. Not sure if it's confirmed, though.
No.1890
>>1884Season 2 Clem. I enjoyed her in season 1, she was sweet and naive, like Sarah. But that doesn't work in the ZA.
I liked seeing this hardened version of herself. Being so young yet so mature made me admire her a lot. However, there's still a glimpse of what she used to be, the sweet girl we meet in season1 is still there. But better, stronger and more prepared. She won't show that side of her to everyone.
Mature Clem is my favorite Clem.
NOT IN THAT WAY>>1888That's bullshit. She'll only say "shoot" instead of "shit" in ep1, but that's about it. She can still say
"Holy shit"
"You're fucking crazy"
"this is bullshit"
and maybe other stuff.
No.1891
>>1890Most of that is by your choice, not hers.
No.1893
>>1888That only controls whether or not she says "shit" when she drops the water bottle before the timeskip.
She can still swear as much as the adults in episode 5 regardless of what you said in the barn
and I hate that. No.1894
>>1891Well, I happen to be Clementine, anon.
No.1896
>>1894This is arguable. You are the one who decides what she says and does, so in that instance you ARE Clementine.
No.1912
>>1896She still has the option to say such words. It's in her, it's a valid possibility.