ITT: actors you could probably beat in a fight
Jesus fucking christ, Tim.
In just 7 days I could make him a man
>implying she wouldn't suck out your soul and leave you as a hollow shell of a man at the first sign of aggression
He's really gone to shit.
>Didn't realize it was Daisy Ridely until I saw her teeth
Is that lipstick?
he looks like somebody that wants to beat the shit out of someone at all times to me
85% of actors and 75% of stunt-doubles.
I did the numbers.
Actors are boring. What anons do you think you could beat in a fight? I can definitely take Daisyfag.
I'd take down /leftypol/s BO any day of the week
I can unironically take almost anyone on 8chan except for a few people on /k/ and possibly one or two on /fit/. There is nobody on /leftypol/ that I couldn't take, and honestly, I could handle two of them in most situations. Fighting with a sword, there's probably two Anons on /tg/ I'd be at a loss against, but not many more. With a staff, I would have no difficulty with anyone. With firearms the numbers go down a lot, but that's more from lack of resources, and could be corrected very easily.
I would lose to Mark and about one-fourth of the userbase in an eating contest and to most of the users in general in a soggy waffle competition.
man jon snow's really let himself go
I'd beat watsonfag like a red headed stepchild. Only concern is he's probably a biter.
I'd prison shank your ass with a rusty spoon.
Poor bastard. Should we put him out of his misery?
Fuck she got fat.
You couldn't take me faggot, I'm trained in Krav Maga and have 4 years of marine experience.
>kick him on the crotch, thwn gouge his eyes and spit in his face
It's such a jewy meme fighting technique and its useless against somebody that actually knows how to fight.
Krav Maga is a fucking meme and
All fags tbh.
yea right sweetie 😏
What happened to this place?
When your dog gets sick and you take it to the garden and put a bullet in it's skull you are hurting it to help it.
I could kick the absolute shit out of /pol/ and /leftypol/'s BOs.
Judging from those faces of /leftypol/ threads I could take on that entire soyboy userbase.
/b/ and /pol/ are a mixed bag (if we're not counting shills), some of those anons are probably the kind of crazy person that bites chunks out of people in a fight, but a lot of them are pussies too.
/co/ is tumblards and angry manchildren ez pz.
Most of /k/ would probably destroy me assuming they're not full of shit about self-defense knowledge.
/cow/ is probably mostly neckbeards, but I imagine some of the cows that stumble in from time to time have retard strength. I could fuck manlet tears into the ground tho
I would never fight a fellow /tv/ anon, our RL shitpost battle would lead to mutually assured destruction. Plus I love you silly faggots. The real answer is pretty much a mixed bag too.
/v/ are cucks, I'm sure I could take them.
This one and pretty much any other child actor and actress.
Gosh, that would be a blast to beat these little shits to pulp.
>you will never get the opportunity to punch Maisie in the face and stomach as many times as your heart desires and then rape her afterwards
that pic doesn't make sense. the girl on the right somehow manages to be less attractive than Maisie.
Such is the horror of FAS, it transitions quickly.
You deserve the suckerpunch you’d get.
Yeah, um, okay honey. Believe what you wanna believe. I'm a 6ft 3 transwoman and you better believe i'm cool with fucking up my nails to defend myself sweetie. I was in the US Black Skull Marines (the level above marines) and let me tell you, I had my fair share of headshots and grenade multi-kills. I was a Six-Star (yes six) General before I was ousted unfairly by the Trump administration for being a transwoman. So I think we can conclude i'm the baddest bitch around with a katana/shotgun combo to match okay babe? 💪💅👏👏
Muffled "Fuck off Vyvyan" heard in the distance
I always wanted to kick this dope's ass.
Walter Jr is so bad he's funny though… now Skyler… fucking Skyler.
>implying I wouldn't throw one
Nobody said "fair" fight.
This. Worst fucking character, and the actress is a fat mouthbreather, that alone earns her a whoopin.
>breaking bad ended 10 years ago
If Jew meme fighting was useless it wouldn't be outlawed in MMA competition. I hate the idfs political endgoals but you'd be stupid not to recognize the value in taking a human apart at the weakest points, ie eyes, crotch, back of the head and neck.
>it wouldn't be outlawed in MMA competition
Half of martial arts are outlawed in "official" MMA, most notably Muay Thai
>you'd be stupid not to recognize the value in taking a human apart at the weakest points, ie eyes, crotch, back of the head and neck.
True. They are all blinking red signs saying hit me here and I become near defenseless for longer than it takes to run away or kill me.
> Muy Thai is outlawed in MMA
This is so wrong on so many levels… But basically they outlaw moves or techniques, not disciplines. Maybe you mean they outlaw bareknuckle? Most promotions do, some don't though. Some allow foot stomps and soccer kicks to downed opponents, one in Asia allows headbutts and bare knuckle, that one is fucking brutal.
But in all seriousness you are talking to a /sp/erg whose favorite sport is heem, so probably shut up.
Lethwei the oldest mixed stand-up.
>But basically they outlaw moves or techniques, not disciplines.
I take it back, i used Muay Thai as a very rudimentary example. It is a discipline that got most of its trademark moves from its 8-striking points technique outlawed
>you are talking to a /sp/erg whose favorite sport is heem
me2buddy, in potential i mean, i tried to get into it but BR JewJitsu simply broke all the short-span attention i had
Silat is also very punished due to its knuckle-focused vital point strikes, along with cheek-breaker knee strikes. Pretty cool when chinks do it.
I would beat her so hard she'd look like a normal woman afterwards
Your poor hands would be mush by the time you succeeded.
That's not how it works anon, when you beat people into a pulp they change into maisie williams.
no, niggers have darker lips naturally
youd have to be a big guy
>With a staff, I would have no difficulty with anyone
Is pic related you?
Either one of you sissy faggots want to fight me IRL? I'll fucking kill you and leave your body in a dumpster for your family to find, and when they see your corpse with the gaping anal prolapse because of the beating I've given you, then they will understand the power of Krav Maga. Until then, shut your fucking baby faggot mouths up.
reaching for the stars eh?
>Either one of you sissy faggots want to fight me IRL?
Me, I'll kill you faggot, let's go right now.
*punches you in the dick and steals your wallet*
*blasts you with a kamehameha blast and evaporates your entire body*
*invokes Kabbalahan sigils to gain Energy Immunity*
Psh… you made me use 10% of my power…
*rip my own spinal cord and beat you with it, then dies after killing you*
*gets 100 shekels and a 1-Up then gasses you until you choke to death*
*exhales anthrax and then morphs into The Thing and drags you living carcass to the North Pole to harvest you*
I reckon I could take him
B-back me up if I get into any trouble
>ended 10 years ago
As of today, it hadn't even started ten years ago.
>break masies skull
>it actually reforms in a more natural and less deformed way