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File: 6d6e536bd8fc9c4⋯.jpg (131.79 KB, 634x854, 317:427, 296F68CA00000578-3114812-i….jpg)

 No.1073703

ITT: actors you could probably beat in a fight

 No.1073716

Jesus fucking christ, Tim.


 No.1073732

File: fabc40f4b931d3d⋯.jpg (117.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jfmsu.jpg)


 No.1073740

In just 7 days I could make him a man


 No.1073785

File: 56fe21283b10ba9⋯.jpg (185.17 KB, 1225x1224, 1225:1224, ezra-miller.jpg)

File: 501b62fe8d29651⋯.jpg (449.95 KB, 833x700, 119:100, f1148d14c6f2cc761d667e3108….jpg)


 No.1074118

File: c2f756f4a16c507⋯.jpg (504.93 KB, 1192x1796, 298:449, 1514668140234.jpg)

File: 5d605477a93c83d⋯.jpg (152.63 KB, 639x960, 213:320, 1514668068048.jpg)

File: cd5eb34a3d0efe6⋯.jpg (1.89 MB, 2592x3896, 324:487, 1514665280259.jpg)


 No.1074127

File: 51c384cd1e8b9cc⋯.jpg (2.52 MB, 1783x2639, 1783:2639, aidan die hard.jpg)


 No.1074137

File: c3f03e131199bb6⋯.jpg (68.24 KB, 600x904, 75:113, CXRfeGAWYAAkcbe.jpg)

>>1074118

>implying she wouldn't suck out your soul and leave you as a hollow shell of a man at the first sign of aggression

Sweetie…


 No.1075356

>>1073732

He's really gone to shit.


 No.1075369

File: 58c6da5947e03ba⋯.jpg (13.6 KB, 236x223, 236:223, DankMoon.jpg)

>>1074118

>Didn't realize it was Daisy Ridely until I saw her teeth


 No.1075370

>>1073785

Is that lipstick?


 No.1075373

>>1075370

SHITLORD


 No.1075381

File: 7886d1b6cf2db37⋯.jpg (46.82 KB, 595x294, 85:42, Shep-Smith-Fox-News.jpg)

does this count?


 No.1075388

>>1075381

he looks like somebody that wants to beat the shit out of someone at all times to me


 No.1075505

File: 788c5678f8f5a44⋯.jpg (94.05 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 6cf3af77c403babe4703251e21….jpg)


 No.1075586

>>1073703

85% of actors and 75% of stunt-doubles.

I did the numbers.


 No.1075615

Actors are boring. What anons do you think you could beat in a fight? I can definitely take Daisyfag.


 No.1075628

>>1075615

I'd take down /leftypol/s BO any day of the week


 No.1075630

File: 7bc5dcc554d3b6e⋯.jpg (719.93 KB, 1936x3000, 242:375, ay107600730warwick-davis-a….jpg)


 No.1075637

>>1075615

I can unironically take almost anyone on 8chan except for a few people on /k/ and possibly one or two on /fit/. There is nobody on /leftypol/ that I couldn't take, and honestly, I could handle two of them in most situations. Fighting with a sword, there's probably two Anons on /tg/ I'd be at a loss against, but not many more. With a staff, I would have no difficulty with anyone. With firearms the numbers go down a lot, but that's more from lack of resources, and could be corrected very easily.

I would lose to Mark and about one-fourth of the userbase in an eating contest and to most of the users in general in a soggy waffle competition.


 No.1075641

>>1075630

man jon snow's really let himself go


 No.1075644

>>1075615

I'd beat watsonfag like a red headed stepchild. Only concern is he's probably a biter.


 No.1075646

>>1075637

I'd prison shank your ass with a rusty spoon.


 No.1075653

>>1073732

Poor bastard. Should we put him out of his misery?

>>1074118

Fuck she got fat.


 No.1075691

>>1075637

You couldn't take me faggot, I'm trained in Krav Maga and have 4 years of marine experience.


 No.1075707

>>1075691

>krav maga

>kick him on the crotch, thwn gouge his eyes and spit in his face

It's such a jewy meme fighting technique and its useless against somebody that actually knows how to fight.


 No.1076927

>>1075691

Krav Maga is a fucking meme and

>marine

All fags tbh.


 No.1076954

>>1075637

yea right sweetie 😏


 No.1076957

>>1073732

>Hurting Brendan

What happened to this place?


 No.1076961

the chump, definitely


 No.1076987

AIDS?


 No.1076991

>>1076957

When your dog gets sick and you take it to the garden and put a bullet in it's skull you are hurting it to help it.


 No.1077080

>>1075615

I could kick the absolute shit out of /pol/ and /leftypol/'s BOs.

Judging from those faces of /leftypol/ threads I could take on that entire soyboy userbase.

/b/ and /pol/ are a mixed bag (if we're not counting shills), some of those anons are probably the kind of crazy person that bites chunks out of people in a fight, but a lot of them are pussies too.

/co/ is tumblards and angry manchildren ez pz.

Most of /k/ would probably destroy me assuming they're not full of shit about self-defense knowledge.

/cow/ is probably mostly neckbeards, but I imagine some of the cows that stumble in from time to time have retard strength. I could fuck manlet tears into the ground tho

I would never fight a fellow /tv/ anon, our RL shitpost battle would lead to mutually assured destruction. Plus I love you silly faggots. The real answer is pretty much a mixed bag too.

/v/ are cucks, I'm sure I could take them.


 No.1077101

File: cc56f92e068d2e0⋯.jpg (108.49 KB, 939x1000, 939:1000, wee.jpg)

>>1073703

This one and pretty much any other child actor and actress.

Gosh, that would be a blast to beat these little shits to pulp.


 No.1077111

File: ced803077fe44b0⋯.png (1.59 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ew.png)

>you will never get the opportunity to punch Maisie in the face and stomach as many times as your heart desires and then rape her afterwards


 No.1077122

>>1077111

that pic doesn't make sense. the girl on the right somehow manages to be less attractive than Maisie.


 No.1077125

>>1077122

Such is the horror of FAS, it transitions quickly.


 No.1077140

File: 058b933b82e6f19⋯.jpg (37.63 KB, 586x579, 586:579, BisMzZ_IQAAtN4h.jpg)


 No.1077143

>>1077080

>loving /tv/

You deserve the suckerpunch you’d get.


 No.1077155

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1077159

Alan Rickman oh wait


 No.1077160

>>1075637

Yeah, um, okay honey. Believe what you wanna believe. I'm a 6ft 3 transwoman and you better believe i'm cool with fucking up my nails to defend myself sweetie. I was in the US Black Skull Marines (the level above marines) and let me tell you, I had my fair share of headshots and grenade multi-kills. I was a Six-Star (yes six) General before I was ousted unfairly by the Trump administration for being a transwoman. So I think we can conclude i'm the baddest bitch around with a katana/shotgun combo to match okay babe? 💪💅👏👏


 No.1077173

>>1077159

Muffled "Fuck off Vyvyan" heard in the distance


 No.1077180

File: bdf56313ad2660d⋯.jpeg (10.09 KB, 300x313, 300:313, 3c6eeab2-4600-4878-8380-8….jpeg)

I always wanted to kick this dope's ass.


 No.1077185

File: 6a86f03b218bfbb⋯.png (979.18 KB, 900x1246, 450:623, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1077180

Walter Jr is so bad he's funny though… now Skyler… fucking Skyler.


 No.1077237

>>1077143

>implying I wouldn't throw one

Nobody said "fair" fight.


 No.1077239

>>1077185

This. Worst fucking character, and the actress is a fat mouthbreather, that alone earns her a whoopin.


 No.1077247

>>1077180

>>1077185

>>1077239

>breaking bad ended 10 years ago


 No.1077248

>>1075707

If Jew meme fighting was useless it wouldn't be outlawed in MMA competition. I hate the idfs political endgoals but you'd be stupid not to recognize the value in taking a human apart at the weakest points, ie eyes, crotch, back of the head and neck.


 No.1077251

>>1077248

>it wouldn't be outlawed in MMA competition

Half of martial arts are outlawed in "official" MMA, most notably Muay Thai


 No.1077270

>>1077248

>you'd be stupid not to recognize the value in taking a human apart at the weakest points, ie eyes, crotch, back of the head and neck.

True. They are all blinking red signs saying hit me here and I become near defenseless for longer than it takes to run away or kill me.


 No.1077276

>>1077251

> Muy Thai is outlawed in MMA

This is so wrong on so many levels… But basically they outlaw moves or techniques, not disciplines. Maybe you mean they outlaw bareknuckle? Most promotions do, some don't though. Some allow foot stomps and soccer kicks to downed opponents, one in Asia allows headbutts and bare knuckle, that one is fucking brutal.

But in all seriousness you are talking to a /sp/erg whose favorite sport is heem, so probably shut up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Nz-Lvny8A

Lethwei the oldest mixed stand-up.


 No.1077294

>>1077276

>But basically they outlaw moves or techniques, not disciplines.

I take it back, i used Muay Thai as a very rudimentary example. It is a discipline that got most of its trademark moves from its 8-striking points technique outlawed

>you are talking to a /sp/erg whose favorite sport is heem

me2buddy, in potential i mean, i tried to get into it but BR JewJitsu simply broke all the short-span attention i had

Silat is also very punished due to its knuckle-focused vital point strikes, along with cheek-breaker knee strikes. Pretty cool when chinks do it.


 No.1077355

File: fa740829c214178⋯.jpg (264.49 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, maisie-williams-bbc-americ….jpg)

I would beat her so hard she'd look like a normal woman afterwards


 No.1077359

>>1075644

I'd fuck you up


 No.1077360

>>1077355

Your poor hands would be mush by the time you succeeded.


 No.1077363

>>1077355

That's not how it works anon, when you beat people into a pulp they change into maisie williams.


 No.1077436

File: 18f9c43b80c58fe⋯.jpg (45.13 KB, 729x423, 81:47, img-2.jpg)


 No.1077439

>>1075370

no, niggers have darker lips naturally


 No.1077525

>>1074127

youd have to be a big guy


 No.1077623

File: 6d1bc4f12af1466⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 71.65 KB, 949x1200, 949:1200, images.duckduckgo.com.jpeg)

>>1075637

>With a staff, I would have no difficulty with anyone

Is pic related you?


 No.1077643

>>1075707

>>1076927

Either one of you sissy faggots want to fight me IRL? I'll fucking kill you and leave your body in a dumpster for your family to find, and when they see your corpse with the gaping anal prolapse because of the beating I've given you, then they will understand the power of Krav Maga. Until then, shut your fucking baby faggot mouths up.


 No.1077646

>>1077436

reaching for the stars eh?


 No.1077656

>>1077643

>Either one of you sissy faggots want to fight me IRL?

Me, I'll kill you faggot, let's go right now.


 No.1077667

File: 43746b281f898ad⋯.jpg (23.93 KB, 612x459, 4:3, jew jitsu.jpg)

>>1077656

*punches you in the dick and steals your wallet*


 No.1077678

File: 4ac11abb4550c57⋯.jpg (22.37 KB, 680x680, 1:1, i think im beginning to lo….jpg)

>>1073732

LEAVE HIM ALONE


 No.1077679

>>1077623

underrated kek


 No.1077688

File: 07744c9f7f3b993⋯.jpg (2.01 MB, 1200x1800, 2:3, 1ff226876b6aef40baf420372c….jpg)

>>1077667

*blasts you with a kamehameha blast and evaporates your entire body*


 No.1077698

File: 6ad3e9e22eb734b⋯.jpg (394.5 KB, 918x919, 918:919, ProtectionKamea300dpi(a3).jpg)

>>1077688

*invokes Kabbalahan sigils to gain Energy Immunity*

Psh… you made me use 10% of my power…


 No.1077710

File: cdf839958804567⋯.jpg (136.63 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1077698

*rip my own spinal cord and beat you with it, then dies after killing you*


 No.1077729

File: 2c4a66603813a65⋯.png (117.02 KB, 422x459, 422:459, ghostbusters 4.png)

>>1077710

*gets 100 shekels and a 1-Up then gasses you until you choke to death*


 No.1077740

File: 704effaf7cbe8e4⋯.jpg (22.72 KB, 728x319, 728:319, thing2.jpg)

>>1077729

*exhales anthrax and then morphs into The Thing and drags you living carcass to the North Pole to harvest you*


 No.1077754

File: 7e36b17fb29e261⋯.jpg (133.59 KB, 1500x762, 250:127, mjf.jpg)

I reckon I could take him

B-back me up if I get into any trouble


 No.1077881

File: ab4041f3af2ecf8⋯.png (370.07 KB, 481x1105, 37:85, Screenshot breaking bad - ….png)

>>1077247

>ended 10 years ago

As of today, it hadn't even started ten years ago.


 No.1078169

>>1077111

>break masies skull

>it actually reforms in a more natural and less deformed way




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