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Sam, what's going on big guy? You just sodomized my daughter.



im jealous tbh


shes 18 now so the statute of limitations says shes retroactively legal


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>Any woman

>Pure virgin


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Scam and Hide sucks cock for cash and has a long history of abusive behaviour. Fortunately he fucked with the wrong Chosenite and Big Bull Bernstein put him in his place mighty fast. Last I heard he wasn't even prostituting himself for cash anymore and was starring in hardcore gay pornography as a "power bottom" to feed his habit….Oh how the mighty have fallen, really ironic watching vid related knowing that Scambo let's men fuck hum in the ass for heroin. Face it alt righters, you got played by a closeted homosexual Jewish man and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Ya blew it.


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Sam the definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.

You will never be relevant again and you fucked your friends over with your retarded pandering to reddit.



Actually it was his pandering to the rightards and organising a hate campaign against a young Jewish reporter that unsealed the deal. What gies around come around an ol uncle Sambo dun gone got hisself a taste of justice yessuh he dids!


skimcucks skimcucks wheres ur buck?

Oh that's right hes got sum dik to suck


>oh yeah, don't eat anything between now and tomorrow sweetie



>tfw no submissive 16 years old gf



>you fucked your friends over with your retarded pandering to reddit

That's not how he fucked his fanbase, he fucked his fanbase with scams and fake merchandise schemes.


>slut gets raped

Who cares?



Lol I saw this guy aimlessly wandering around the streets and I barely recognized him, it's only because he was muttering about how he used to be a somebody and mentioned world peace that I recognized him. He had a dead look in his eye and hinted that he would be willing to suck me off for cash and started to yell at me when I turned him down. After that day I lost the last shred of respect that I had for this "man" (he's a fucking BOY).






Post the pics of skimmy boi succing dik, it drives skimcucks up the wall


>inb4 skim hid fanboy sputtering

ur not welcome here fag worshippers



Exactly, reddit.


surprised skom hid ain't ded tbh, can't wait until he kills hisself

skimcucks would have a meltdown



nice fanfic. Did you jack off while writing this?



t. skim hid

fuk off retarded diksucker ur not funny



can someone explain whats the appeal of Sam Hyde? Its always americans who worship him as some idol but i never realise why, did he do something special or americans just like to dicksuck every person that appears on TV?



yeah, I like skim milk. So what?



skimcucks r retarded and 56%

case n point >>1077312


I kno u skimcucks r mad as shit rn tbh

debate me on his diksuck skills, i have a whole folder of skimmy bois gay pornos



Sounds fake and possibly homosexual



t. skimcuk

we all kno hes a rapist pig that loves the taste of dik



t. /leftypol/



>can someone explain whats the appeal of Sam Hyde?

Only autistic beta incels who never had father figures idolize Sam because he portrays himself as an introverted weirdo himself when really he's a con artist. He'll make some rambling KSTV or HydeWars episode where he poorly recites what he read in some armchair psychology book and they think that Sam has all the answers to the universe and donate to his patreon immediately.



>wehweh stop pointing out skims love of dik




u show em, skimcucks r retarded skum


what do skim and hens have n common?

they both love coks


skimmy boi is a true example of a cumskin what wif all the loads he takes 2 tha face

cumskim heheh





>this amount of low functioning autism



stil less autistic and gay then skim tbh


ITT: Buttblasted ponyfags


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at least ponyfegs dont skim, hid, then suk diks


imagine this is who you discuss cinema with, /pol/fags who care about whos and ecelebs and gossip



>Only autistic beta incels who never had father figures idolize Sam

This. This. This! His fanbase is made up of the kids who attended slow camp and you just know he is taking advantage of the poor lil suckers. Though after the recent revelations maybe he is the one that does the sucking I would bet my home that he is grooming his mentally handle capped followers so he can suckle on their peepees like a nursing child. Absolutely disgusting!

>because he portrays himself as an introverted weirdo himself when really he's a con artist.

He's weird but not in a sweet retarded manner, he's a creepy malicious pig trying to jump on the aut right bandwagon and manipulate the beta bitch rightardians into becoming his personal army. That is not normal behaviour.

>He'll make some rambling KSTV or HydeWars episode where he poorly recites what he read in some armchair psychology book and they think that Sam has all the answers to the universe and donate to his patreon immediately.

You can just tell he thinks of himself as some sort of Trumpian ubermensch"sure I scammed a bunch of people but it wasn't technically illegal so fuck u lol". Disgusting.


ITT: two faggots talking to themselves



But sweetie I'm against those ebil nazee stormweenies. I'm actually an anarcho-syndicalist so :p.



t. skim hid



I heard from a reliable source that was close to Sambo during the height of his e-fame that he brutally raped one of his autistic fanboys then kissed him, threw a handful of change at him and told him not to say he never gave him anything. Why does the alt right defend this?



cuz ther retarded skimcucks




what the fuck happened?



He likely punched her face.



What a piece of shit. I'm unironically glad his show was cancelled now.



yeh skim deserves it


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My Little Faggot: Samefagging is Tragic



t.Scam and Hide the unfunny cock slurping guy



>skim hid is this mad ponies r funnier then him


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Op, what's going on big guy? You just stole a shitpost from reddit.


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but that shitpost was from 8chan 2015



look at the top comment in that reddit thread


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>reddit cloppers are still mad that Sam Hyde scammed them

>they still think anyone will care about them being scammed



woah who knew reddit invented the phrase "what's going on big guy" that's been circulating since WP aired!



I could care less who he fucks.


I saw Sam Hyde at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.



you sound like a faggot



I'm talking about the "You just sodomized my daughter." part that you copied from a reddit thread, you colossal faggot.



I can't tell if you're being ironic or if you really are new enough to not know that copypasta well enough to have it memorized.


skim hid needs 2 die btw



definitely super fucking new never been on the internet before, can't recite the sacred verses of your holy "copypasta" text



Just lurk more dipshit, that copypasta has been posted so many god damn times it really is an indicator of your newfaggotry when you don't recognize it immediately.



They're bots and niggers you stupid nigger. There's no sense in arguing with them.



There's no sense in posting here at all fam.



well, there's loneliness…



it's not that I need to lurk more it's that you need to spend less time on the internet



then why are you here faggot?



Same reason you are I guess.


I spend like 10 hours a week at most on the internet, and only 3 of those are on this slow shithole of a site.

Lurk more crybabby.



fuck off you filthy casual






>Lurk more crybabby.

I'm not the one whining over people not using the internet 10 hours a day.


[anon who thought he had lost all hope for /tv/ loses extra bit of hope he didn't know he had]



>10 hours a day

Look at my post again newfag.

Or was that a desperate attempt at making yourself look like less of an idiot?



I interpreted you saying 10 hours a week as you meaning 10 hours a day but being too much a pussboy to say it.



So you projected.



that would be true if I went around calling people out for not having memorized copypasta



You're really mad about that aren't you.

It's not a big deal tbh, just stop posting and don't make retarded assumptions next time.

You could have googled that pasta, it's posted that often for fucks sake.



>You're really mad about that aren't you.

No, it's just cringey.



wtf you don't look mad af now



I'm anonymous, what I look like is invisible . . .


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