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File: 62acac75302eda6⋯.jpg (271.61 KB, 575x312, 575:312, conan.jpg)

 No.1077396

CONAN THE BARBARIAN Returning to MARVEL in 2019

Will they finally make a good Conan the Barbarian movie? The older one has aged like shit, it's B movie tier by todays standards. They should get Jason Moaouma or The Rock.

 No.1077418

MOMOA'ED

ROCKED


 No.1077426

>>1077396

>The older one has aged like shit

eat shit and die, goon


 No.1077431

NO PISS FUCK SHIT NIGGERS DAMNIT FUFCK FUCKB FUCLK NO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.1077443

Soy Conan

or

Black Conan


 No.1077465


 No.1077470

>>1077431

>>1077465

That's what you get for having shit taste


 No.1077480

>>1077396

>The older one has aged like shit

Shit taste detected. Modern Conan would be shit for the same reason the last Conan movie was shit and the sequel to the original Conan move was shit: They'll make it fucking PG-13 and remove boobs and blood.


 No.1077485

>>1077480

>boobs and blood

You're essentially a 13 year old and not a very smart one


 No.1077489

Please dear god make him black.

Please dear god give the PoCs something, anything.

Please dear god get rid of the racists here on /tv/ and out in general society.

Please dear god let Conan's love interest be a germanic blue-eyed blonde that craves for BBC.

Please dear god let my sister find a PoC to breed with.

Please dear god if I adopt my wife's son let him be black and let him breed my wife.

Please dear god stop the Chinese from becoming a world superpower so they can't enslave PoCs.

Please dear god destroy the collective delusion that is "white identity".

Please dear god destroy America but spare all the PoCs especially those with BBCs.

That's about all. Thanks God.


 No.1077491

>>1077485

>only children like breasts and violence

Soyboy please.


 No.1077494

>please dear god get me (Yous)

You know who you are nigger. You’ll get no (You)s from me.


 No.1077495

File: 98e6cb586a71bd7⋯.png (117.52 KB, 262x192, 131:96, ClipboardImage.png)

>They should get Jason Moaouma

Op is a shit


 No.1077497

oh good, more problematic white male power fantasies -.-'


 No.1077498

this is why marvel is doing badly, they only appeal to white straight males, meanwhile 50% of comic readers are female and 75% are PoC


 No.1077506

Looking forward to a Northern Celt warrior being a shitskin.


 No.1077517

>>1077506

>"WAHHHH MUH CANON CONAN. WAHHHH HE'S A PoC LOOK MAM I SAID IT AGAIN!"


 No.1077526

>>1077396

Prediction: He'll suddenly be portrayed as intelligent as he is in the books once he's a PoC.


 No.1077542

>>1077517

Look at all those arguments you don't have, it really is astonishing.


 No.1077547

<poc

<person of crime


 No.1077549

>>1077485

>being a homosexual who is detested by boobs and blood


 No.1077551

>>1077489

>leftist

>believing in god

0/10


 No.1077553

>>1077542

You know what I'm done kowtowing to you racist pieces of shit. The future is BLACK. I don't know what the fuck you think your racism is going to do anyway but I sure as hell am not putting up with it anymore. I'll be calling out you racist pieces of shit in EVERY thread I see. Good luck faggot. It just got serious.


 No.1077557

>>1077553

>Good luck faggot

-6/10 you dropped character.


 No.1077560

>>1077485

Being old means being a fag now?


 No.1077564

>>1077560

to be a modern leftist you must cut of your nuts and become a woman after the age of 13


 No.1077570

Name one reason Conan should still be white given that 91% of the Earth's population is composed of PoCs… Waiting.


 No.1077572

>>1077396

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlanta and the rise of the sons of L'Darius, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled cock ring of Aqueequee upon a troubled BBC. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high poz!


 No.1077580

>>1077549

>detested by boobs and blood

That's pretty sad. Imagine being detested not only by women but their mammaries as well. Not to mention their vital fluid.


 No.1077582

File: 31632d19bb7edad⋯.png (25.79 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 3b03ae4212d97d7b4782bf164a….png)

>>1077572

Kek. 8/10.


 No.1077592

cuck your enemies

see them displaced before you

and to put mongrel babies in their women


 No.1077597

>>1077570

91% of the flies ate shit every day.


 No.1077602

>>1077572

>>1077582

How was that funny? It's shit that got old on /pol/ like 4 years ago and fixating on that stuff is really gay.


 No.1077607

>>1077602

Faggot detected


 No.1077628

File: 4a47a5e93adbc54⋯.jpg (76.81 KB, 272x386, 136:193, Conan_the_Barbarian_by_Ren….jpg)

>>1077396

No, he won't be properly characterized because cultural marxism, remember disney "brought you the force is female™".

>The older one has aged like shit

Older one? You mean the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film? The only Conan movie people like and remember?

This is bait but still in what way is it dated?

>wants shitskins….

This would guarantee a flop like the 2011 film no one remembers or cares about.

>>1077443

I doubt it I think we reached the point where they will emasculate minorities because they consider feminism is more important. What they will probably do is make a stronk female black/islamic Conan that will be act like a man…..


 No.1077878

>[unsolicited opinions on israel]


 No.1077895

File: 36aa14babf18c7c⋯.jpg (679.81 KB, 1500x2276, 375:569, MovieCovers-13539-213856-C….jpg)

File: cbb987a7cdeb327⋯.jpg (386.1 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, conan_the_Barbarian_poster.jpg)

File: e4691babfecdfdb⋯.jpg (280.18 KB, 793x1181, 793:1181, ARNOLD CONAN PINTURAS.jpg)

File: 6d85c0034e9122c⋯.jpg (156.77 KB, 1024x1505, 1024:1505, 4761_b011c924343020395c95a….jpg)

File: a6a5bc4b5d7378a⋯.jpg (57.24 KB, 523x800, 523:800, 5865e37dbfc81ad252d34fcaf7….jpg)

>>1077628

Conan (1982) appreciation thread?


 No.1077906

can't wait to see how (((they))) turn him into a black tranny who gets cucked by Red Sonja


 No.1078055

File: 57edec80f1a20f4⋯.jpg (31.66 KB, 444x414, 74:69, Get Out 7.jpg)

>>1077396

Did Marvel buy the Conan IP?

>The old Conan movie has aged like shit, it's B movie tier by todays standards.

Pic related.


 No.1078062

File: b93288da20adcbc⋯.png (267.22 KB, 800x820, 40:41, You have to go back.png)

>>1077396

>The older one has aged like shit, it's B movie tier


 No.1078069

>>1078062

ain't nobody under a certain age is going back if DACA is signed, that meme expired


 No.1078119

File: a6e372275831151⋯.jpg (115.06 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_mniz1wF8J31s4nyjto1….jpg)

>>1077602

For you.


 No.1078149

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE, CONAN?

SMH NOT THIS


 No.1078181

>>1078149

BE CUCKED BY YOUR ENEMIES


 No.1078188

>>1078181

SEE THEM FUCKING BEFORE YOU AND HEARING THE DRILLING OF YOUR WOMEN.


 No.1078190

>>1077495

They gave him blue eyes in the movie though. He was pretty much white.


 No.1078278

>>1077489

*steals copypasta


 No.1078281

Proper Conan is public domain. The comic Conan is garbage anyhow.


 No.1078284

>>1077628

>I think we reached the point where they will emasculate minorities because they consider feminism is more important

Bingo. This was pretty much what TLJ was about.


 No.1078410

File: 32e55ac5e0a5b88⋯.jpg (670.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Excalibur 1.jpg)

>>1077895

No, this is Excalibur (1981) appreciation thread. Conan has always been a reddit meme flick.


 No.1078470

File: 0f29d2db729d845⋯.png (9.43 KB, 256x200, 32:25, zelda 2 map 2.png)

>>1078055

Marvel had the comic rights for a long, long time. They stopped printing Conan comics in the early 90s, and Dark Horse made some Conan comics int he late 90's/early 00's.

Conan is considered public domain in some places (the UK and Australia) but certain names are held in copyright so it makes shit a bit weird.

But bear in mind only some of Howard's Conan stories are public domain. Later "revisions" and stories based on unfinished manuscripts that were published after his death are not public domain. Sort of the same deal with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes stories. The early ones are public domain, the later ones aren't.

>>1078410

I would give Helen Mirren such a dicking. Excalibur and Caligula are fucking masterpieces of cinema.

Any new Conan will be pozzed as fuck because it's a cultural cornerstone of the superior white man. Just thinking about them casting Idras Elba as Conan has me rustled.

Fuck this, I'm gonna make my own sword and sorcery story. What do you faggots want to see? Pre-history like Conan? Post-apocalyptic dark age fantasy with radioactive mutants and zombies and shit? Different planet altogether?


 No.1078480

>>1077489

>>1077497

even though it is satire, it is still harmful, as some people always end up believing it. stop advertising insanity.

As for the thread, only the first one was good, >>1077480 was right about it being for 18+.

No one had paid any attention to the first, and then when it was popular, the hollywood jews swooped in and said "how can we make more money with a cheap sequel".

Shit director, shit children's stock crap, a screaming negress, a black man who does nothing, a comedy faggot, a pointless wizard with no personality, a shit rubber monstrosity at the end like every other fantasy film of the time, and make it a PG.

Any film now will be too self aware whether it is 18 or not, it will be ruined with SJW idiocy, and the actor will be an actor, not a man who had lived conan's life to of struggle and improvement as Arnold had. No director to push and push, no reality, no humanity in the characters and no character in the characters.

Since marvel is owned by (((disney))), expect Conan to be a tertiary character in his own film, while it concentrates on an woman and a nigger.


 No.1078485

>>1077592

underrated person of crime


 No.1078496

>>1078470

prehistory, so there is nothing to taint

the past is immutable and therefore incorruptible.


 No.1078500

REH should have done something to stop these kikes from rummaging through his works before offing himself.


 No.1078505

File: 71e7c7ca39ee880⋯.png (32.18 KB, 518x767, 518:767, 518px-Dark_Horse_Comics_lo….png)

File: 1425b3142dfa342⋯.jpg (25.11 KB, 277x360, 277:360, Conan_frost_daughter.jpg)

>returning to marvel

DH has been getting kiked hard.

First Disney claimed Star Wars.

Now this.

Watch them lose Aliens, Predator, and every other Fox IP.


 No.1078507

>>1077570

Whites look better.


 No.1078509

>>1078470

>>1078496

No. Do post-apocalyptic. Set it centuries after the world has been over taken by shitskins and one lone white man rises against them.


 No.1078511

>>1077570

>Conan is a descendant of Atlantis after the fall of their empire

>Cimmerians are based on Celts

>Conan is surrounded by lesser men

>>>/leftypol/

>>>/reddit/

>>>/SRS/

>>>/goontown/


 No.1078513

>>1077570

The story was written by a white guy and the characters by and large were written as white. The main audience are white guys also white people are far better looking than non-whites and thus will make for more $$ overall especially in places like China.


 No.1078552

>>1077396

>The older one has aged like shit, it's B movie tier by todays standards.

>Today's standards

Where big budget Hollywood-movies are released with fan-fiction tier stories and shitty actors without charisma or star-power? Conan is a great movie!


 No.1078705

>>1077396

>inb4 Conan is an African man

We wuz barbarians n' sheeeeeit.


 No.1078720

File: 9becbaccfb5a504⋯.jpg (71.46 KB, 500x650, 10:13, C-tYnxtUIAERFX_.jpg)

>>1077396

>Marvel

I bet they will give him a vagina. Maybe the tall dyke will play him?


 No.1078722

>>1078511

>atlantis

not real, scientists already proved the 'highly advanced civilization' the ancient greeks spoke of was africa

>cimmerians

not real, see above

>lesser men

hmm, racism much? reported

try again sweetie. oh wait, ur going to be banned, nvm ;)


 No.1078752

>The older one has aged like shit, it's B movie tier by todays standards.

Yeah and that's the only reason anyone likes it. Taking conan seriously is just ridiculous.


 No.1078760

>>1078752

Yeah, even in written form it's pulp. It's purely supposed to be fun escapism.


 No.1078835

File: 6c3e1ab010f2369⋯.jpg (35.05 KB, 350x264, 175:132, pga_funny.jpg)

>>1077396

>The older one has aged like shit, it's B movie tier by todays standards.


 No.1078854

Awful lot of pitiful (you) b8 ITT.

Have you faggots lost all imagination?


 No.1078860

File: 7360721cbb182a4⋯.jpg (45.66 KB, 450x691, 450:691, MPW-28489.jpg)

>>1077895

I haven't seen the sequel, Conan the Destroyer. Is that any good?


 No.1078864

>>1078860

It's not quite as good but it's actually much better than you might think. Definitely worth a watch.


 No.1078906

>>1077489

Black Conan vs Trump bad guy, no rape cos rape culture, every one Conan kill is white nazi guy. Side kick is strong woyman that reject Black Conan, and may try to hijack movie as strong PoC Woyman! And movie will end whit hamfisted arty farty message.


 No.1078909

>>1078854

most of my material is drumfp related


 No.1078953

File: 181c15cc931230b⋯.jpg (153.26 KB, 680x850, 4:5, s-l1000.jpg)

File: dc0ba1e48d2ece3⋯.jpg (56.41 KB, 517x768, 517:768, Olivia D’Abo in Conan the ….jpg)

File: 3a469ed2409ede2⋯.jpg (29.3 KB, 453x676, 453:676, Queen Taramis.jpg)

File: 36046c8228a57f2⋯.jpg (117.2 KB, 1123x605, 1123:605, conan-the-destroyer-grace-….jpg)

File: e7221cf7550b7e5⋯.jpg (74.71 KB, 689x1000, 689:1000, 4dec65e772009b4e2ac0c43804….jpg)

>>1078860

I enjoy it quite a bit - if you go into it expecting kino like Conan the Barbarian, you will be disappointed though. The violence is toned down a lot, Conan's thief sidekick is dumb and completely pointless, the budget is much lower (though most of the sets look quite good), and it is much more of a traditional Hollywood action sword and sandals film than the original.


 No.1079244

the world will not accept an accurate conan movie, so it wont be made


 No.1079266

File: d5f13616635cf6b⋯.jpg (4.1 MB, 7522x3779, 7522:3779, He-Man and the Masters of ….jpg)

>>1079244

Looks like we are finally getting a new He-Man film though.

What are the odds they'll find a way to diversify the cast of characters?


 No.1079291

File: dc3e80412cbf808⋯.jpg (68.15 KB, 450x338, 225:169, 225192-bigthumbnail.jpg)

>>1079266

black Skeletor…. the white bone will be replaced by a gorilla skull and painted black.

>>1078953

Yeah I heard they ruined Destroyer in editing, they cut out all the violence and all that to appeal to kids. Idk if they ever released any of the cut footage.

Holy shit that nigress is hideous

>>1079244

Well most people would love it but the jews in hollywood and their sjw golem would flip their shit over it because of its accurate depiction of women & male characters. As they would fear it might undo the nu-males and feminism that worked so hard to cultivate in the west.


 No.1079299

File: 0727c5d3a9e893a⋯.jpg (181.06 KB, 640x800, 4:5, Dolph Lundgren and Grace J….jpg)

File: 491bacff2c3aa42⋯.jpg (142.54 KB, 694x529, 694:529, dolph-lundgren-grace-jones.jpg)

>>1079291

>Holy shit that nigress is hideous

Funny(?) thing is Dolph Lundgren (who played He-Man) dated her back in the day.


 No.1079315

>>1079299

Hollwood faggots.


 No.1079328

I like the books a lot. A movie about Conan becoming King would be fucking awesome.

>>1079299

>>1079315

He's a Swede, what do you expect?




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