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File: 55a9ee53e0b6aa4⋯.png (943.74 KB, 800x533, 800:533, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.1204278

>geez anon, why did you put on a movie so BORING?

 No.1204291

>>1204278

That's a small TV.


 No.1204296

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

We're def watching an 80's cult action kung fu film starring Jackie Chan before he was super famous.

Fantasy Mission Force


 No.1204297

File: 6a43b7509ca6363⋯.jpg (190.98 KB, 747x434, 747:434, fantasy-mission-force.jpg)


 No.1204304

>>1204296

He was already famous as fuck in the early 80's

Hell, Police Story was 1980 IIRC


 No.1204307

that's the third fucking shot in the film you dumb bitches how short of an attention span do you have?


 No.1204311

>jennifers body

>boring

gtfo trap


 No.1204329

File: 60ffbf33faae98a⋯.png (906.41 KB, 800x533, 800:533, HOTHEADS.png)


 No.1204339

>>1204329

>One grill isn't actually a hothead

Oh my


 No.1204345

GET THE HOT HEADS OUTTA HERE


 No.1204352

File: b736f45439a883d⋯.gif (20.08 KB, 177x160, 177:160, u.gif)

File: b736f45439a883d⋯.gif (20.08 KB, 177x160, 177:160, u.gif)

File: b736f45439a883d⋯.gif (20.08 KB, 177x160, 177:160, u.gif)

File: b736f45439a883d⋯.gif (20.08 KB, 177x160, 177:160, u.gif)


 No.1204431

>>1204278

SHUT UP BITCHES DR PAVEL IS SPEAKING


 No.1204456

Uh, you don't get to bring thots.


 No.1204489

>>1204278

how did you get into my house?


 No.1204490

>>1204456

They are not my thots


 No.1204564

I once put on Four Lions to a group of girls and they didn't laugh once.


 No.1204574

>>1204339

Look again the flame is hidden


 No.1204582

>>1204278

Time to go mobile


 No.1204635

>>1204291

for you


 No.1204662

>>1204490

Don't worry, they are very cheap.


 No.1204669

File: 2219e4ba2db0610⋯.gif (2.52 MB, 280x358, 140:179, 1096.GIF)

>>1204662

And why would I want them?


 No.1204673

>>1204490

can someone explain why the relative position of a ho is important


 No.1204679

>>1204673

It's sort of like the difference between korewa and sorewa. You use thot for something close to you or close enough to show on a screen.


 No.1204754

>>1204669

They work for the football player, the muscled man.


 No.1204801

File: fdf4791f4c4d20c⋯.png (198.08 KB, 257x363, 257:363, Irreversible.png)

>>1204278

Okay, okay. I'll put on something else.


 No.1204804

>>1204801

Absolute Cringe


 No.1206346

File: a0178e144a52147⋯.mp4 (1.42 MB, 326x326, 1:1, amy schumer in a nutshell.mp4)

>Let's watch some Amy Schumer instead!

Realistically speaking, what would they be watching?

>Game of Thrones

>Black Mirror

>Some other form of post modern goyette whore trainer


 No.1206349

>>1206346

Stranger Memes


 No.1206363


 No.1206444

File: da28bd51208cee9⋯.jpg (33.3 KB, 600x327, 200:109, 600px-Dumb-sw10d.jpg)

BECAUSE IT'S MY HOUSE YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORES!

(proceeds to slap her so hard that the girl next to her is also knocked over)

YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOUR STUPID CUNT FRIENDS SOMETHING MORE ENTERTAINING? CRAWL OVER HERE ON YOUR KNEES AND UNDO MY PANTS. DID I FUCKING STUTTER? I HAVE NO PROBLEM RAPING YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND THEN DOING THE SAME TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, SO IF I HAVE TO UNFASTEN MY OWN DAMN BELT MY HAND WON'T BE THE ONLY THING WHIPPED ACROSS YOUR FACE. JUST CALL MY DICK 'IN CHARGE'.

NOW YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU GET YOUR FUCKING TOPS OFF NOW. YOU CAN GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND WATCH, YOU BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE, BUT YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH ALL OF IT.

COME INTO MY HOUSE, RAID MY KITCHEN AND MAKE FUCKING TACOS IN MY LIVING ROOM?! WELL I'M BRINGING THE SOUR CREAM.

I'M GONNA SHOW EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU HOW BIG OF A GUY I AM, AND IT'S GOING TO BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

(gripping her by the hair and forcing her to look up at him)

THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS.


 No.1207069

>>1204291

"We're meme-ing!!"


 No.1207077

File: 7be82327b2ccd74⋯.png (745.33 KB, 1366x726, 683:363, 7be82327b2ccd743e834261116….png)

If I ejaculate in all of them will I die??


 No.1207082

>>1204801

>>1204804

the rape scene is kino


 No.1207093

File: 734ef8035c016f5⋯.png (12.06 KB, 565x552, 565:552, FUCK.png)

>>1204278

Who are you people? Get out of my living room. Wait, I've been homeless since 1996, where am I? Sarah? You died 30 years ago, I don't understand.


 No.1207123

>>1204278

The real question is: would you jump on the left group, or the right group.

I vote Right


 No.1207242

>>1206444

t. incel


 No.1207249

File: 55632313503c762⋯.jpg (95.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 55632313503c7621152211e29f….jpg)


 No.1207286

>>1204278

Begone, thot, you obviously can't appreciate the nuanced kinography of Christopher "Bravo!" Nolan, represented in this case by the terrific "plane scene".

First one to suck my cock, gets to stay on my living room.


 No.1207292

File: 9b83f2869cdc366⋯.jpg (257.53 KB, 1888x1320, 236:165, tme.jpg)

>Oh that's not boring but if you wanna see boring get ready

>Grab any film from the 50's

>No innovation, multiple cuts of still shots, nothing of value, 4 hours long

>Now then ladies, ready to suck my dick in exchange for turning it off?


 No.1207307

File: 9a918d8ab01eb40⋯.png (256.97 KB, 604x613, 604:613, 1518853177124.png)

>>1204278

Uh, uh I'm sorry ladies… If you want I'll give you all foot rubs while we watch something you want…


 No.1207368

File: 86bc257fd9d2863⋯.jpeg (49.25 KB, 1000x539, 1000:539, serveimage (22).jpeg)

Listen you whores, you better watch this fucking movie


 No.1207418

Train to Busan is a masterpiece, you whores


 No.1207463

File: e9706de08ee6a43⋯.jpg (107.58 KB, 716x716, 1:1, 1449794627460.jpg)

>>1206444

this is kino


 No.1207475

>>1206363

*nods*


 No.1207488

>>1204278

Best to worst smug cunts (by order of head position, left to right)

>3

>6

>4

>5

>1

>2




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