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Why do you hate Disney so much? If you disregard capeshit they are wholesome entertainment.


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>liking anything yidney released after Sword and the Stone


I don't indiscriminately hate Disney but they started eating shit in the early 80's and has been shoveling it on heavy ever since. This anon >>1205006 is correct, it started to trade (((diversity))) points and pop culture references for kino, timeless story-telling and killed itself.




>leaving out the little mermaid because it doesn't fit your virtue signaling

The little mermaid, aladdin, beauty and the beast and the lion king were all the best disney things ever done at the time.


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>being this addicted to soy



>can't stay on topic

>soy and Trump

Your opinion is worthless, you are nigger tier.



>the little mermaid

this movie sucks dick


i don't want to watch anything fetishizing and romanticizing Arabs. It has always been a backwards, regressive culture worthy of condemnation, not fun colorful kids movies to gloss over the hard facts

>beauty and the beast

this movie sucks

>lion king

Probably the least offensive movie they made after the 80's, since it was an all-animal cast. But the storyline is just another played out King Arthur, just like Frozen.


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>this movie sucks dick

>this movie sucks




that's just, like, your opinion, man



go back paco XD



>hurf durf this fantasy cartoon movie isn't realistic

nu/pol/ is THIS far gone



How is Beauty and the Beast even remotely a good story?

>guy gets caught stealing shit from a castle

>gets locked up

>daughter takes his place

>daughter now trapped in castle with a bunch of talking furniture/appliances

>furniture/appliances are actually servants who were cursed just like the beast

>convince daughter to make friends with the Beast

>eventually breaks through his cynical shell

>fall in love

>everything is restored

WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW. Thank god they re-made another break-the-cure-with-love movie.



>nu/pol/ is completely retarded


I bet you think Conan the Barbarian or Rambo is a "good story".

>not liking a comfy ass castle fantasy


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>nigger tier

>the little mermaid

>abandon your family and community and fall in love with an olive skinned kang


>As-salamu alaykum bruh!

>beauty and the beast

>the strong, white, war veteran who cares about his people and his community is the villain goy!!

>the lion king

this movie is actually a right wing film. Simba is exiled, returns to his homeland, and reinforces the hierarchy that nature demands



Didn't mean to greentext that first bit



It's not about realism, it's about not propagandizing children to think positively about Arabs and not white-washing their barbarous nature and history.


>muh muscles flicks

I fucking hate action movies so, no, this isn't about having shit taste in cinema in general.

>comfy ass castle fantasy

I liked the first dozen that Disney made, they don't need any more.



>posts shitskin music

>Gaston sympathizer

What's it like being low IQ



The music and aesthetic in batb is what makes it better than the others



The music is ok but the story is boring and has been done 10,000x over.

>stop trying to save me, he's just misunderstood

>only love can break this curse



>the lion king

>blatant rip off of a japanese anime

>among the best thing disney has done

my soymeter is off the fucking charts



nu males and soyboys like it because of its feminist undertones


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>blatant rip off of a japanese anime


I dont even like the lion king at all really and now I like it more that it ripped off a shitme


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>One of most popular literary characters ever created

>fleshed out by multiple writers over 90~ years

>immersive and descriptive world

>the most enduring and significant low fantasy work ever created


this is your mind on soy



Name more famous examples in film. Everything is a copy of the human condition anyways, the setting is what makes it unique with animated objects.



>yes goy, stop caring about our only decent product since the 80s being a rip off, keep giving us money



Lion King is worse than Aladdin, The Little Mermaid and BATB


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>Fallschirmjäger chant

>shitskin music



>One of most popular literary characters ever created


>fleshed out by multiple writers over 90~ years




So, we can all agree that disney went to shit after Black Cauldron and only soyboys like their 90s flicks?





>fat 56%ers can't stop talking about Conan the Barbarian and

other assorted cartoons and anime on /tv/


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>after the black cauldron

the black cauldron sucked because katzenberg ruined it. Also the horned king was woefully underused. aesthetically he was interesting, but otherwise he underperformed as a villain


>goon can't greentext properly



It would have been better if the kike didn't put his nose into it, but it was still decent and highly underrated

Black Cauldron was the dying gasp of Disney



It's literally the exact same underlying theme as Pocahontas. Sleeping Beauty also tapped into it. The love-breaks-the-curse is not a human condition, it's literally a re-hashing of old childrens fairy tales.



No shit but it does it better than those. Most fantasy/dramas worth anything take from classic myths.



>it does it better than those

Why, because it slaps a feminist/anti-masculine message on top of it?


Fun fact the meme that lemmings commit suicide was deliberate disinfo designed by disney to test how gullible the public was fun fact.



>everything is feminist because I say so

Because Pocahontas was a boring person like John Smith and because Sleeping Beauty wasn't even worth the trouble, Beauty and the Beast is more exciting. It's a fairytale music for kids.



>because I say so

No faggot, they were pretty open about it

>Walt Disney Studios chairman Jeffrey Katzenberg commissioned Beauty and the Beast as an animated musical with a strong heroine and hired first-time screenwriter Linda Woolverton to write it. Basing her on the heroine of Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont's fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast", Woolverton adapted Belle into a stronger and less passive character for the film. Inspired by the women's rights movement, Woolverton wanted Belle to be a unique Disney heroine different from The Little Mermaid's popular Ariel, and thus deliberately conceived the character as a feminist in an effort to avoid the criticism Disney had long been receiving due to the studio's reputation of depicting its female characters as victims.




kuzco was still good


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← Yes, it's a ripoff of this anime.






They didn't even bother to change the main character's name

How jewish can you get?



>the female isn't in a sleeping stupor

>or a shitskin indian

>so its feminism

I dont care.



yeah, we gotta break those stupid gender stereotypes

who said women can't be strong and independent?




You shuold all spam this Kimba shit on youtube and blacks will outcry that it's called Simba and they will actually be forced to change the name to KIMBA



>Proved wrong

>"i don't care"

Sargon, is that you?




How are you offended by Belle, damn it's not like Rey



>I-it's not THAT feminist, come on




It's not even remotely feminist, it's the type of feminist where feminism was needed to give the female role more than just be a complete damsel. Kind of makes the characters have more to even talk about in the first place.



yes, it is feminist and antitraditional in that it forces the woman out of its traditional role for virtue signal points from soyboys like you




>still even ends up being two attractive white people having a family

How does it feel fighting a battle you cant win since you prove its right to exist (feminism) by getting upset at Beauty and the Beast and everything.



>But it's not THAT anti-traditional

>You show feminism has a right to exist by not compromising with it

Alright, you're either a soyboy or a faggot with nostalgia goggles



>uses a 4chan youtube meme term

Hello reddito


>they are wholesome entertainment.

Name the last animated film they put out where the main male character was neither fat nor stupid and wasn't a thief or scoundrel who saved the female character and at no point in the film apologized to her and where female characters were not all powerful and in charge.






You mean the film feminists tout as having the evil queen be the hero and the prince be the villain?


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