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Tarkfags on suicide watch

70 mm






go back




Kubrick is superficially reddit but secretly KINO

>when you realize that the monolith is an allegory for fascism



>died years before reddit even invented

>hes reddit

Fucking cancer



>embodied everything reddit before reddit even existed

>not reddit

go back, pleabian brain



You're saying so like it's some crazy contrarian opinion. Everybody fucking knows Kubrick is the unreachable genius who stands the test of time, and Tarkovsky a living failure who always delivered halfbaked, derivative works.


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The plebs here who call things reddit need to be reminded.


Is Tarkovsky just glorified by communists, desperate to find something good that came out of their shitty system?



Tark is glorified by anons who wish to appear like kinoisseurs but don't actually know much about cinema. Tark was a good director but his popularity here is a meme.



Tarkovsky's works would have been better if he had no time limit and true creative control.

STALKER watches like a >6 hour film condensed into 3 hours. People say it's boring but the purpose is to make you feel like you're truly on an adventure with thr cast.



Tarkovsky was good in spite of communists. Most flaws you can point out in his films would have been fixed if not for the communist filmmaker's budget and the soviet censors.


2001 is 2/3s of a great movie.

2010 > 2001


Did that one anon saying Kubrick is inferior to Tarkovskywhich is true awhile back really trigger you this much? Come on now, you're starting to act like the potterfag.



2010 is 5/7ths of a good film.

2021 > 2010


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>my movie wouldn't suck if you gave me a hundred times more resources and time

No, no. What a load of childish bullshit is that. Inefficiency is always a telltale sign that the basics were not mastered. You either know all the answers to the test, or you don't.



>which is true

How is it like being wrong about everything



As one who has actually watched 2001 in a movie theatre, I can tell you it's totally worth the UHD treatment. I'm so hyped, can't wait to pirate it.


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>Tark got 1 million rubles to make STALKER

>Kubrick spent in excess of 10 million dollars making 2001


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You saying there's some GMO salt in there? Nigga you stupid?



Maybe they evaporated it from piss.



Salt is an inorganic compound. And a food being organic has nothing to do with being GMO. "Organic" is related to pesticides and shit. GMO relates to altering the DNA of an organism. Salt is just a sodium and a chlorine atom.



Salt is a naturally occurring mineral vital for survival, not an artificial pesticide. Eat a dick veggieraper, your arguments are worse than a soycuck.



The legends goes that should a Kubrick film be projected at the perfect ideal quality of sound and visual experience, a cosmic gateway will open up and the man himself shall return.




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We can't agree on anything at all because you are all faggots but can we all agree that this man right here, was special. Not just special someone you would be willing to die for. This is the type of director who gives more of a shit about what he's doing than entire countries. You can call this guy "reddit" but that would be the most low energy, low IQ statement you could possibly make. You take any and all directors worth any kind of shit in the last 50 years and they will say that Kubrick's films are extremely influential to them as filmmakers.



Dr. Strangelove - Very good

Barry Lyndon - BEAUTIFUL

Lolita - Speaks for itself

Full Metal Jacket - REALLY GOOD



HOLY %&$*


Tarkovsky's work is spiritual and with more focus on the cinematography. Many can't get into his films because of this, they are spiritually bankrupt and can't appreciate beauty.



the shining was pretty trash tbh, but it's probably not his fault (I didnt read the book)


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Zach detected.


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>Come on now, you're starting to act like the potterfag.

That's because he IS the potterfag.

And he knows it was me who called out 2OO1 for being pretentious and said Solaris is superior. He's also mad that I said that Apocalypse Now is better than FMJ.



NaCl does not contain Carbon, therefore it is not an "organic" chemical molecule. Read a book you retarded faggot.



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>GMO Salt



Tarkovsky was crypto counter communist (crypto because you couldn't be openly counter state in the BASED Russia)


Does kino means boring?


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Like Konstantin Vasiliev?







Most of the time, it just means some cunt doesn't really have a worthy opinion.


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Lucas on Hollywood standards and how it is worse than soviet ones.



Couldn't care less about the opinion of someone who made pop culture flotsam tbqhwy


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I disagree as Kubrick tried to steal credit from the authors and diminished their contributions. This happened with Full Metal Jacket(he tired to rob the author, Gustav Hasford, of a writing credit when all the best stuff in FMJ are his words. Left out last chapter of Clockwork Orange which completely changes the meaning. And Kubrick also tried to ignore Jim Thompson.

Kubrick can eat the pennies out of my ass.



Cry more


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Nah, I'll just make sure to elevate the writers and crush Kubrick into dust over it every chance I get. They'll be no tears in the end.



You aren't doing anything but crushing food, fatty.



> Left out last chapter of Clockwork Orange which completely changes the meaning.

Interesting, what was it actually about?



torrent when?


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You'd rather huff the taint of a british POG than read the text and decide for yourself? You don't want to read what a real combat vet wrote?



in the last chapter alex sort of grows out of the violence and thinks about stuff. I think I would be hard to shoot. I never bought the whole, "I read a copy without the last chapter, yet I am a meticulous researcher?"

But I recommend reading the book, what Burgess does with language is very cool.



>implying this faggot was needed that badly to make a Kubrick film


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I don't know how most people look at it, but I think the last shot just about communicates the same thing - that even though the treatment was reversed, Alex has had a change of priority by his own free will.


>>make story about the tech instead of humans

its wonder this movie even works, if it wasnt for the writing it would be a box office bomb


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OwO what's this?



Yeah, what if someone made a fan-edit of all of Tarkovskiy's work that just smashed every single one of his films together? His student film adaptation of The Killers could be a frame story.



It's no secret that Kubrick was a commie cuck.

That's like asking why Zach spams cuck porn.



How are you allowing one man to live rent free inside you head


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>It's no secret that Kubrick was a commie cuck.

>That's like asking why Shinka is shit.



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what the fuck is with the music mix in this trailer? who the fuck thought this hans zimmer type remix of shit was appropriate?



kubrickfags obviously

their shit taste in film could only be complemented by shit taste in music



Hello robertsfag



nice timestamp get but kubrickfags don't use electronic bullshit like this.


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>when you realize that the monolith is an allegory for my dick


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>when you realize that the monolith is an allegory for gnosis


>when you realize the monolith is an allegory for a blank widescreen television or a film screen



wtf man

are those worms or what



That's life



Life, uh, finds a way.



>died years before reddit even invented

Did you really think he was implying Kubrick used reddit? Are you retarded?

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