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File: 0643cdfed0f2f3e⋯.jpg (22.94 KB, 300x450, 2:3, 1448031461684[1].jpg)

 No.1273428

This "movie" is fucking garbage

>BUT DUDE LONG TAKES ARE FOR PATRICIANS

You can have long quiet scenes that are both good and bad. Just because its long doesnt automatically make it good fucking hell.

>DUDE THOSE SCENES MAKE US APPRECIATE TECHNOLOGY AND SHIT

A competent director would have directed those scenes in a way that doesn't put a hyperactive 5 year old to sleep. It's just shitty film making, no excuse.

>IT JUST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH LASER GUNS AND SJW PANDERING FOR YOU LIKING

Fuck off. Before Sunrise was litterally just two people walking around a city, talking and it wasn't boring for a second. You know why? BECAUSE IT HAD A COMPETENT DIRECTOR!

>DUDE BUT THE AENDING WAS PRETTY LSD TRIPPIN LMAO

So it's confirmed the drugs have destroyed your brains. 2001 fans are literally DUDE WEED LMAO tier

 No.1273448

(You)


 No.1273451

>>1273448

Nice argument


 No.1273453

>>1273428

My God, it's full of retard


 No.1273461

>>1273453

Elaborate, faggot


 No.1273470

>>1273428

the movie isn't garbage, you're just being reactionary to the consensus of teenage pretention that it is one of the best films ever made.

No actual film buff thinks that,. but they also don't feel like the movie is garbage or that it isn't a magnificent feat for 1968.

Also, the scene where David Bowman destroys HAL is top kino. ADHD millennials just can't relax and take it in for what it is, not what it would be for today's standards.


 No.1273475

I saw it for the first time several years ago and concluded that it could pass for a good horror film, and I kinda believe that's partially what Kubrick was going for. I wasn't a big fan of the exasperated ending, and I would have preferred if it ended shortly after David enters void and we were left to wonder what would happen to him. Still, I didn't hate the ending.


 No.1273484

File: eedc953979eb6bd⋯.png (114.84 KB, 696x288, 29:12, full.png)

>>1273453

Wrong. It's full of something else…….


 No.1273532

>>1273451

>>1273461

You suck

>BUT DUDE LONG TAKES ARE FOR PATRICIANS

>Just because its long doesnt auto blah blah

Kubricks direction is god tier

>a competend director would have directed those scenes in a way that doesnt put a hyperactive 5 year old to sleep

<implying

>before sunrise

Linklater is total fucking garbage

film is perhaps the best scifi film ever still


 No.1273548

I think it's an excellent movie but I can understand not feeling that way at the beginning. I saw it in theaters as a child for some anniversary they we're having and fell asleep about 30 minutes in (I was maybe 7-8 and hadn't slept well).

It still stands as one of the most stylish and we'll made Masonic allegories out there.


 No.1273558

OP is 100% right, and all the film majors itt are autistically screeching at him on taxpayer money.


 No.1273559

>>1273558

nice self-bump OP


 No.1273562

>>1273470

>no argument: the post


 No.1273564

>>1273562

>>1273558

OP you need to learn how to dissect cinema


 No.1273601

>>1273428

>A competent director would have directed those scenes in a way that doesn't put a hyperactive 5 year old to sleep.

Movies for competent adults shouldn't pander to the lowest common denominator. If you want to watch something that was made for hyperactive 5 year olds, go turn on Cartoon Network.


 No.1273627

File: af931cc38fdb521⋯.png (4.68 KB, 377x91, 29:7, Screenshot_10.png)

>>1273559

nice cuckchan meme, fag


 No.1273633

>>1273627

nice reddit screenshot fag


 No.1273634

File: 3fb127a0fb1e0b6⋯.png (942.1 KB, 864x759, 288:253, 1499277746401[1].png)

>>1273532

>Kubricks direction is god tier

I guess plagiarism is considered good by todays standards


 No.1273848

>>1273634

kubrickfags BTFO


 No.1273869

overated trash


 No.1274318

>>1273428

kubrick went for some hardcore show-don't-tell here.

if you read the book it makes perfect sense. and if you watch it you see that kubrick went close.

but if your movie has to come out with a written guide, dictionary or in this case a novel, there is definitely something wrong.

it's nice he tried, though.


 No.1274323

>>1273475

read the book.

btw hal is not the point of the movie. the monkeys smashing shit with bones are the point of the movie.


 No.1274354

>>1273634

>plagarism

But those shots on the left are dogshit. You need to go back to cuckchan.


 No.1274425

>>1273532

go back to 4cuck, you pretentious edgelord


 No.1274440

File: e6fd91fa4eef451⋯.jpg (68.14 KB, 491x700, 491:700, Solaris.jpg)

>>1273428

I agree, pic related is a much better movie. Tarkovsky > Kubrick.


 No.1274452

>>1273470

>the movie isn't garbage, you're just being reactionary to the consensus of teenage pretention that it is one of the best films ever made.

Nah fam, the movie is pretty pretentious and boring. The commentary may have felt deep at the time but it has been redone and overdone so many times that it has little to offer a modern viewer other than an urge to go do something else.


 No.1274459

>>1274440

It isn't in any shape or form.

>>1274452

No

>>1274425

t. Linklater pretentious pleblord


 No.1274461

>>1274459

> No

Yes


 No.1274462

>>1274461

The film is a clinic in good use of sound effects, special effects, sound editing, editing, soundtracks, cinematography, direction and tone.


 No.1274466

>>1274462

oh good for you. and how was it? I hope it was fucking good because it's useless now isn't it?


 No.1274468

>>1274466

I don't know what you are talking about. It's still one of the best films you can watch.


 No.1274668

File: 19ba22cf9f83ac7⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1680x756, 20:9, 2001.A.Space.Odyssey.1968.….png)

Does the moon have enough gravity to let you pour a drink?


 No.1274694

>>1273634

As far as takes that are directly comparable go, those are about as far apart as you can get.


 No.1274750

>people unironically enjoy a movie that was a shit together cover to fake moon landings

christ /tv/, will you never stop


 No.1274755

>>1274750

Heres your reply


 No.1274767

>>1274668

they were in a shuttle with artificial gravity for that scene


 No.1274798

>>1274755

thanks fam


 No.1274830

File: e471e3d0a35d0d0⋯.jpg (604.09 KB, 1400x748, 350:187, 2001 - Space Station.jpg)

>>1274767

But all scenes with artificial gravity have rotating structures, which is scientifically correct. That shuttle has nothing like that.


 No.1274878

Kubrick's best film is still Dr. Strangelove


 No.1274885

>>1274830

the shuttle also spins, in that exact scene, there is a perspective shot of the space station being still, because the shuttle and station sync up movement


 No.1274886

>>1274878

no question


 No.1275631

>>1274354

When the kubrickfag is shown the truth, he regresses and autistically yells "CUCKCHAN"


 No.1275634

>>1274878

Kubrick has never made a good film.


 No.1275660

tark is a hark


 No.1275692

>>1274668

Moon? Yes.


 No.1275703

2010>2001


 No.1275735

File: 77e5f32439c404b⋯.png (118.22 KB, 597x432, 199:144, thatsass.png)

it really is ass


 No.1275817


 No.1275855

>>1275817

And me.


 No.1275866

File: 29e140f2bbdf59f⋯.png (9.14 KB, 418x239, 418:239, Screenshot_11.png)


 No.1275889

>>1275817

>>1275855

>>1275866

All me but with different VPN's.


 No.1275916

File: 75f52864ceed025⋯.png (6.26 KB, 395x121, 395:121, Screenshot_12.png)


 No.1276035

I've always thought the final act of 2001 the film was so nonsensical that it ruins what was otherwise a fine production up to that point. And this is coming from a big Arthur C. Clarke fan. Kubrick just hit up a ton of acid and shat all over his film at the end.


 No.1276041

>>1275703

This. 2010 may not be quite as ambitious but it has some great themes and it communicates them clearly.


 No.1276042

>>1273428

You know what? this is actually quite convincing


 No.1276575

>>1275889

>thinking (You)s are server side

lol


 No.1276596

>>1275631

That image is from cuckchan


 No.1276597

>>1276035

If you don't get the last 10 min you are a brainlet.


 No.1276600

>>1276596

So are you, Zach.

Kubrick is a hack:


 No.1276606

>>1276600

That's a badge of honor coming from you since you are wrong about everything. Tarkovsky is a psuedo hack.


 No.1276612


 No.1276614

File: d17f31986c20c36⋯.jpg (84.19 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3fe042fd461875a89598a1ac39….jpg)

>>1276035

THE STAURN MATRIX

DAVID BOWMAN DIED

THE ARCHONS CLAIMED HIS SOUL


 No.1276616

File: e6758a65df2dc8f⋯.png (257.41 KB, 333x400, 333:400, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1276612

this is an attention seeking namefag


 No.1276617

>>1274459

>zach misusing t.

nothing new here


 No.1276621

>>1276606

>tarkovsky

>pseudo

>hack

This is just embarrassing, Zachary.


 No.1276623

>>1276621

>thinks Tarkovsky isn't a hack

>thinks Kubrick is

You are an infant.


 No.1276625

Kubrickhaters have nothing to say whine about Zach now. Can't make this shit up.


 No.1276627

>>1276623

I'm seriously considering handing you over to that roastie lolcow site and making your illusions that roasties are on your trail real.


 No.1276630

>>1276625

go back to /leftypol/, commie


 No.1276635

New poster here….. why can't you stay on topic?


 No.1276640

>>1276635

Because you can't have proper discussion if lolcows are pushing their retardation and not getting called out for it.


 No.1276642

File: 8de5b0bcac9988a⋯.jpg (498.94 KB, 1446x1058, 723:529, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1276635

THE STAURN MATRIX

DAVID BOWMAN DIED

THE ARCHONS CLAIMED HIS SOUL

SEARCH "SATURN MATRIX"

DISCOVER THE TRUTH


 No.1276644

>>1276640

This post is even more cringeworthy than the one below it and that's saying something.


 No.1276646

>>1274462

yeah mang I'll throw up the SO2001 OST any time just to jam out cause its soooo gooood

or not


 No.1276647

File: fffb18fb60607dd⋯.png (104.05 KB, 418x627, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1276644

Hi faggot


 No.1276648

>>1274440

Based. I hadn't seen your post and I was already calling out Kubrick as a hack and lashing out on Zach lol.


 No.1276650

>>1276644

I thought Satan worshippers seek truth, why do they deny the greenpill? Or is this just your form of psychological operations?


 No.1276651

>>1276635

You are new. Image boards tend to be someone posting a topic and then an ensuing free for all, much like real conversations except with more random malice.


 No.1276652

>>1276650

Satan = ignorance you dumb mundie


 No.1276653

>>1276652

>mundie

male undie?


 No.1276654

>>1276652

Satan = you


 No.1276656

The greenpill is for cucks

t. ironpilled titan


 No.1276658


 No.1276660

>>1276653

someone dug deep for a synonym to normie, apparently

>>1276658

> Not taking the iron pill

manlet


 No.1276662

>>1276660

Ironpill: arrogance

Greenpill: Humility

I'm susceptible to growth, you are spiritually constipated.


 No.1276663

File: 42f28d673366c5e⋯.png (227.84 KB, 344x781, 344:781, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1276656

ironpill lit is all boring alt right shit


 No.1276667

>>1276646

>insulting Strauss

>insulting the music Kubrick picks for his movies

What even


 No.1276672

>>1276647

Are you jordan peterson?


 No.1276673

>>1276662

> I'm susceptible to growth, you are spiritually constipated.

< he said, as soy spewed from his jawls


 No.1276677

>>1276673

>muh raw meat


 No.1276680

>>1276672

Fuck off with that shit. Jordon Peterson is not a gnostic.


 No.1276681

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1276682

1276677

> muh raw meat

< mocked the soyboy as he stroked his soy soaked beard and fondled his bitchtits


 No.1276683

File: a5c8c194565bc7d⋯.jpg (91.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1276672

Jordan Peterson may well have sold his soul to the archons in order to have worldly fame in the last decades of his life. That's why his words fly off me, his magic is only penetrable to young, poor souls without a path, so he grooms them with his Jungian witchcraft into believing that the demiurge has our best intentions at heart.


 No.1276684

>>1276667

> being stuck on music from 1968

Sorry. Let me pop in The Byrds and Jefferson Airplane, grandpa.


 No.1276690

File: d80fcc396283f7a⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 3888x2592, 3:2, fountain-pen-with-paper.jpg)

>>1273428

Name a better kino then.

protip : you cannot


 No.1276693

>>1276690

Solaris


 No.1276694

>>1276681

He gave his daughter psych meds and espouses esoteric symbolism as mundane psychology.


 No.1276698

>>1276694

>he gave his daughter psych meds

Isn't he a clinical psychologist? I don't even know why you know this or care.


 No.1276699

>>1276693

He said better not inferior in every single facet.


 No.1276701

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1276702

>>1276693

Well we shall see

OFF TO PIRATEVILLE


 No.1276706

>>1276698

>I don't even know why you know this or care.

Think harder. I believe in you.


 No.1276707

>>1276699

>inferior in every single facet

That would be the pretentious flick that 2OO1 is


 No.1276713

>>1276701

I wonder who records these lectures?


 No.1276715

>>1276684

>being stuck on music from 1968

>implying that classical music isn't timeless

>Strauss is from 1968


 No.1276716

>>1276706

>t. jordan peterson


 No.1276718

>>1276707

Can't really call anything pretentious when you like Tarkshit


 No.1276720

>>1276716

Yes, I'm Jordon Peterson saying why Jordon Peterson is a scumbag. Brilliant detective work, genius.


 No.1276723

>>1276720

>t. jordan peterson's jealous coworker


 No.1276726

>>1276718

>tarkovsky

>pretentious

nice one, got any more jokes potterpleb?


 No.1276729

>>1276726

Got any retort besides the one living in your head rent free, ruskifag?


 No.1276732

>>1276729

How about the genius Tarkovsky himself calling Kubrick pretentious and him not even trying to defend himself because he knew Andrei was right?


 No.1276734

>>1276732

>A pretentious faggot calls someone pretentious who is less pretentious than he is

>you post about it on a dead bongo forum


 No.1276746

>>1276734

I only do it because I fully agree with his critique of Kubrick's work full of symbolism for symbolism's sake and other banal superficialities with a pretension of depth.

>For some reason, in all the science-fiction films I’ve seen, the filmmakers force the viewer to examine the details of the material structure of the future. More than that, sometimes, like Kubrick, they call their own films premonitions. It’s unbelievable! Let alone that 2001: A Space Odyssey is phoney on many points, even for specialists. For a true work of art, the fake must be eliminated.


 No.1276763

File: b696abd345f2ae5⋯.jpg (40.65 KB, 780x413, 780:413, The_Autism.jpg)

>>1276720

>thread

<2001 sucks

<solaris is better

<jordan peterson

<generation gap meme

<zach?

<bane?

will the saga ever continue?

find out the thrilling conclusion tomorrow on….

==/tv/==


 No.1276768

>>1276746

Tarkovsky sounds like the most phony faggot ever tbh. There is depth to 2001, it's just that it's a fucking prime time space odyssey that most people don't even understand the climax of.


 No.1276776

>>1276768

>most people don't even understand the climax of

Actually it succeeds at giving that impression to plebs and making them feel intelligent. The definition of pretentiousness.


 No.1276791

>>1276776

He isn't Nolan, you are pretentious and upset Kubrick is more liked.


 No.1276797

>>1276791

He's the Nolan of his era. Paraded around like plebs who pretended his movies were the best thing in history. Just like with Nolan.


 No.1276799

>>1276791

I like most of Kubrick's films but you have to admit he really dropped the ball with 2001. Such a waste of 2/3 of a good film.


 No.1276801

>>1276797

>like plebs

By plebs, typo


 No.1276802

>>1276799

He also dropped the ball with FMJ and A Clockwork Orange.


 No.1276803

>>1276802

What's wrong with those?


 No.1276812

>>1276803

>FMJ

After the boot camp scenes everything goes to shit.

You're better off watching Apocalypse Now or -may God forgive me for uttering this word- Platoon.

>A Clockwork Orange

The whole thing reeks of phony and you can tell there's a bunch of scenes thrown there for shock value alone, to the point that it isn't even shocking, just crass. It was Tarantino tier.


 No.1276814

>>1276812

Actually I take the Tarantino-tier remark back, at least Tarantino makes enjoyable movies even if they're about the shock value.

Protip: it's related to them not pretending they're anything else.


 No.1276844

>>1276799

After the stargate sequence is fantastic though, not my fault you don't understand whats going on.

>>1276797

No anon, he is nothing like Nolan because Nolan has to explain the endings of his movies and the middles with exposition.


 No.1276854

>>1276844

>has to explain the endings of his movies and the middles with exposition

That's exactly what Kubrick does, it's all explicitly laid out for the viewer. There's no depth to his films. You don't need to think much to understand a Kubrick film.


 No.1276860

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1276854

Couldn't be further from the truth, faglord.


 No.1276869

>>1276860

>Terry Gilliam

kek, another pretentious hack

Go fap over Brazil and Harry Potter and how they are like birds of a feather, you pathetic mutt.


 No.1276871

>>1276869

You're such a shitposting pleb Robertfag. You have nothing to add to the conversation. Nothing but phoniness and pretentiousness.


 No.1276875

>>1276871

>some asshole on /tv/ hates Kubrick and likes Scream Queens and American Horror Story and giallo garbage


 No.1276877

>>1276875

This is what happens when you bring Reddit to this site.


 No.1276885

>>1276871

>>1276875

>>1276877

>samefagging this hard

>outing yourself as the ban-evading hapa you are


 No.1276888

File: 1c75b0d4e5f6536⋯.png (237.13 KB, 1914x1667, 1914:1667, emmafag origins.png)

>>1276877

>reddit


 No.1276890

>>1276885

>trying to call out samefagging when you don't know how


 No.1276891

>>1276888

>trying to deflect this much because you hate on a classic film and like Tarkovsky trash


 No.1276893

This thread is what happens when shit tier mods don't ban the correct people like one or two Robertsniggers.


 No.1276894

>>1276890

Oh I'm sure /ourmod/ will make one of those "This is Zach" posts again and those three will be in the list.


 No.1276897

>>1276893

>This thread is what happens when shitposting reddit goons evade their bans

FTFY


 No.1276907

>>1276897

>reddit goons

I too hate "alt right" nazi /r/The_Donald reddipol posters.


 No.1276911

>>1276893

The robertsdyke is buddies with our mod.


 No.1276914

>>1276911

>shit befriending shit


 No.1276920

>>1276911

>dyke

lol, still pushing this meme?

>is buddies

I merely enjoy his kinos and happen to dislike you and other notorious shitposters that shall not be named. I also happen to like Tarkovsky and MDE. I don't have any contact with him besides what I post here that he sees.

Also pathetic samefagging in your three posts >>1276907 >>1276914 >>1276911.

Why won't you fight him, pussy?


 No.1276951

You strawmanning as your opponent is not an argument

>B-B-but

shhhh, no sweetie :^)


 No.1284343

>>1273428

This is straw man tier bait.

>>1274440

I like this movie, but it's not half the movie 2001 is.


 No.1284344


 No.1284388

2001 is overrated but that doesn't mean it's complete shit. That being said there's no reason to discuss it anymore and it's worth watching once maybe twice. Zach is a skinny twink bitch who will never get laid because girls don't like guys who lack basic social abilities like he does


 No.1284425

>>1276663

indigo pill lit is all boring wiccan garbage too


 No.1284432

File: c6ea11044486565⋯.png (990.38 KB, 4486x2128, 2243:1064, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1284425

>wiccan


 No.1284434

>>1284432

>aleister crowley

>freemasons

<not wiccan

can I have some of your weed bro?


 No.1284435

>>1284434

>not wiccan

Exactly and I don't smoke weed it's degenerate.


 No.1284437

>>1284435

how is aleister crowley not wiccan? All of that fucking garbage looks like wiccan trash

also freemasons are faggot kikes anon, get out while you can


 No.1284439

>>1284432

You have to go back

>>>/lit/

>>>/cuckchan/


 No.1284441

>>1284437

How is he wiccan? Thelema is an entirely different school of thought.

>>1284439

I got it from 8fringe


 No.1284444

>>1284441

I honestly dont know jackshit about crowley, I just know hes a hack fraud and that I'm not interested .

>woke occult lit list

>doesnt include agrippa or the picatrix

discarded


 No.1284504

It's a nice window into where people's minds were in the 60's. It's like a travel brochure for the space age.


 No.1284513

File: b9738260aad661a⋯.jpg (20.57 KB, 196x255, 196:255, 82774f2999619ba040b5d71896….jpg)

>>1284504

looking at it that way just makes me fucking depressed.


 No.1284528

>>1284513

It's especially depressing if you watch 2010, and see all of the optimism of the first film give way to tension and anxiety regarding nuclear war.


 No.1284946

>>1284388

And because he refuses to fight you?


 No.1284950

File: 31d23df5143602a⋯.jpg (21.09 KB, 472x472, 1:1, 4GET.jpg)

>>1284444

Checking those big quads.

The only true magic is baneposting though.


 No.1286203

>>1284432

There's no such thing as an iron pill you faggot


 No.1286210

File: 38731bcaf9ca8be⋯.webm (1.08 MB, 720x1276, 180:319, manlet timeout.webm)

>>1286203

>t. manlet


 No.1286226

File: 237eb516918890c⋯.png (20.83 KB, 645x729, 215:243, 237eb516918890ce7ceddb9a94….png)

>>1284432

>generation identity




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