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File: d135937475f14c2⋯.jpg (90.54 KB, 767x768, 767:768, HLEaudbKyg2rP97NMtY3Pw6fAl….jpg)

 No.1276099

omg I just <3 porgs!

 No.1276103

those two are still """""together"""""?


 No.1276106

I FUCKING LOVE PORGS!


 No.1276109

>>1276103

They're engaged now.


 No.1276112

File: c153b585f734b65⋯.jpg (260.14 KB, 1200x1035, 80:69, a9k3cbcdvtrz.jpg)

FUCK MY WIFE PLEASE


 No.1276113

>>1276109

I hope she will get knocked up as soon as possible


 No.1276154

>>1276112

""wife""


 No.1276163

Fuck off June


 No.1276171

>>1276099

How much do you want to bet they have a "progressive" relationship where she gets to fuck other dudes?


 No.1276182

>>1276171

Well she did fuck a sandnigger at one point.


 No.1276186

>>1276182

that was clearly a full on nigger


 No.1276192

File: 645de87e522d2fb⋯.jpg (210.79 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, DLuD9JyVAAITjtO.jpg)

>>1276112

I wanna nut in Amanda's mouth and wipe my dick off with one of his dumb comic books to show who's boss


 No.1276197

File: b249aa9514e17b4⋯.jpg (44.8 KB, 480x540, 8:9, b249aa9514e17b4ae111913ee9….jpg)

>>1276192

>cuck

>starwars fans

>nintendrones

jesus, why do these franchises attract such people so much?


 No.1276198

GAY PORGS


 No.1276202

>>1276197

Their parents put them in front of those movies and games instead of properly raising them so they formed a bizarre attachment to them.


 No.1276208

File: 7531d50f7c8ddd0⋯.mp4 (1013.72 KB, 640x360, 16:9, mono.mp4)


 No.1276209

>>1276112

>when youre so big of a cuck manlet that your girlfriend forces you to brand yourself with le ebin memes so she can parade you around on social media like you're her fucking pet

Jesus Christ, man. I know manlets are subhuman, but this takes the cake. It is clear who wears the pants in that relationship, dude probably has a cuckshed to hide in and is forced to suck bull cum out of her asshole.


 No.1276214

File: bc359133706fd1a⋯.jpg (406.39 KB, 1280x1494, 640:747, Camren Bicondova 490.jpg)

basinga basinga basinga basigna


 No.1276216

File: fab6d8bf374ef71⋯.gif (3.78 MB, 320x570, 32:57, fab6d8bf374ef71d1727dc1de7….gif)

>>1276208

hahah oh wow


 No.1276217

File: eb866c213a36821⋯.jpg (108.08 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 11251639_1425434724432862_….jpg)

>>1276197

>cuck

There's no evidence of that, he's just kinda wimpy looking with sad looking eyes. His girl isn't exactly Marilyn Monroe though so….

>Star Wars

Nostalgia, fake nerd cred, easily accessible science fiction with lots of extended materials like books, comics, cartoons that fans can deep dive into

>Nintendrones

Bright colours, reminds some of childhood, has fake geek credibility, some games like Pokemon actually made by autistic people so the game design appeal to autistic people (collect them all etc.)

I could go on about how and why you get deviantart tier stuff from autistic people but it'd probably bore you


 No.1276218

>>1276099

is that aron hansen and his ayy?


 No.1276219

>>1276208

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 No.1276221

>>1276208

this seems too good to be true, where cann I see the whole thing?


 No.1276226

>>1276217

>His girl isn't exactly Marilyn Monroe though

I'd fuck her silly tbh.


 No.1276231

File: 18bc817f52f0ca3⋯.jpg (191.38 KB, 500x364, 125:91, toplelsallaround.jpg)

>>1276112

>>1276192

>being a manlet


 No.1276235

File: 669b2e11ac52b38⋯.jpg (24.83 KB, 306x427, 306:427, 4624D81100000578-5063683-i….jpg)

>>1276208

>>1276216

>>1276219

>>1276221

This is real but it's cut just before she says the only fuck around with girls and not guys. Pretty much the opposite of being a cuck if you have a gf and she's bringing you other women to fuck.

Just feel good about it, if that's what a patreon and an e-celeb following can net you, imagine what treasures real fame and fortune brings


 No.1276241

>>1276235

its still "cheating" even when your wife gets it on with other females tho


 No.1276251

File: 1b2f692888fc554⋯.png (118.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, noJOmTx.png)

>>1276241

So? It's hot. You gonna tell me you don't want a little harem to have and to hold? Maybe it wouldn't tickle my fancy when i'm 50 but for right now i'd take 3 alt-lifestyle freaky sluts over one normal well adjusted girl.


 No.1276258

>>1276251

Not really, I'd like to have one but a good one, rather than thousand sluts


 No.1276272

>>1276235

You're legitimately retarded if you think she lets that guy get in on any of that.


 No.1276309

File: abb2d58365a021f⋯.jpg (174.7 KB, 750x738, 125:123, kap8ahlj1n8z.jpg)

>>1276258

I mean, if she's goddess tier then maybe, then i'd just up and wife her. But I rarely meet special women like that, so I just fool around with women I don't really like for the most part.


 No.1276314

>>1276112

NOOOO NO NO

please tell me those tattoos are photoshopped.


 No.1276342

where does all the lanklet asssoreness come from lately?


 No.1276416

>>1276251

You don't.

They turn jealous realy quick and will unleash feminine vile and bullshit on each other and you.

If you find submissive sluts it is not as bad, but it can get tiresome quickly and discarding one ends in suicide drama.

As do most relationships with unstable women.


 No.1276463

>>1276342

You're on a imageboard, nobody on here has real accomplishments. if you can't reflect on what you do (fucking nothing because everyone is an useless neet or in a soul crushing job) you have to reflect on what you are (race, sex, sexuality, eye/hair colour etc.)

>>1276416

I've been mulling it over. I don't know why i've been contemplating fucking multiple women simultaneously when I struggle to maintain basic relationships


 No.1276603

File: 3396d364d897e78⋯.jpg (43.33 KB, 302x402, 151:201, Picture 2360.jpg)

>>1276463

Juggling women is a good way to take up all your free time and thought if you're feeling bored or can't stand focusing on yourself. It's a lot more stress than it's worth, but it does at least hone your organizational skills.


 No.1276615

File: fe68e91bece4075⋯.mp4 (1.82 MB, 360x640, 9:16, 1i3Wjo2.mp4)

>>1276603

I usually get bored with it because women always want to text on their fucking smartphones but never actually want to meet up because they like quick and easy attention more than they like socialising. If I get blown off more than once I just cut it loose then and there because I can't be fucked with instant messaging / texting.


 No.1276639

File: 8423af60545a951⋯.jpg (21.18 KB, 500x365, 100:73, Jeff-on-Whose-Line-Is-It-A….jpg)

>>1276615

The texting hamster wheel is pretty horrible, worse when you're trying to keep things straight writing to three or more girls at the same time. Good luck out there headhunting.


 No.1276657

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>>1276639

It's shitty but it at least encourages me to do fun stuff I wouldn't normally do so I have cool stuff to talk about and show them. Thanks anyway man.


 No.1276671

File: 3e6d6df01fe1f42⋯.jpg (43.68 KB, 562x437, 562:437, faggot.jpg)

>>1276208

>le epic bald coalburner of many cock hoppings


 No.1276688

Is this loss


 No.1276704

>>1276216

JACK TALKED

JACK TALKED LIKE

JACK TALKED LIKE A MAN ON FIRE


 No.1276719

File: c3c8dcb9fdcab3f⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, porg-tattoo.png)


 No.1276724


 No.1276730

File: 02b547d93215e01⋯.png (1.25 MB, 748x748, 1:1, Screenshot-2018-4-17 🎀Maha….png)

>>1276724

arent they cute?


 No.1276755


 No.1276766

This shitpost is a shitpost, please don't read it.


 No.1276769

>>1276766

too late


 No.1276913

File: 1bcfe5c5a6d1bcf⋯.gif (863.55 KB, 500x375, 4:3, gun lisa.gif)

>>1276202

underrated post


 No.1276915

Top tier

II

III

VIII

Mid tier

IV

V

VI

Low tier

I

VII

RO


 No.1276916

>>1276112

I'm pretty sure he just took a picture of him with a blue wig and makeup on and photoshopped it in.


 No.1277024

>>1276099

>>1276112

>porgs based on birds that annoyed the fuck out of the production crew when they were filming in Ireland

>the concept showed them being stupid as fuck and accidentally killing one another

>"geek nerds" love them

really makes you think


 No.1277027

>>1276217

Wall-E looks like he's thinking "don't fucking touch me"


 No.1277822

>>1276208

OH NO NO NO




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